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Previous Thread: >>144201876
First for high noon
QUICK, POST:
>Your favorite hero to play as
>Your least favorite hero to play against
>Your favorite type of bean
How cancerous are you?
Rare photo of young Zarya
Someone come play with me who isn't shit and a one trick pony. GwenPool#1798
What the fuck are you doing? There's already a thread up and its at 500 replies.
>>144215149
>who isn't shit and a one trick pony
>posts a webm of himself fucking up the stick
>>144215768
>Posting in the fake thread
Lmao
>>144214414
Junkrat
Pharah
Mr.Bean
Where can I find hi res images of skins?
>>144214414
>Reinhardt
>Mei
>green beans
>>144214236
So when are we getting some new content (maps, heroes) game is starting to feel stale.
>>144218003
This game is dead. If you're smart, you'd sell it now before the price drop any further.
>Friend and I go two Reinhardts on attack
>Alternate between shielding and shoving the hammer up the assholes of the enemy team
>Mercy and lucio healing us while phara provides cover fire
Reclassify Reinhardt as assault please.
>snipers literally have tunnel vision
You just had to contest the point until we got there but you stood there
If I played pretty much only spy in tf2 is there a class I'd be best suited for in this game?
>Play D.Va regularly
>Ult rarely kills anyone and usually one only person at a time
>Accept it as being an area denial ult
>Run into several enemy D.Vas
>They all get triple and quadruple kills on their ult
Why is it that people suddenly lose the common sense to walk behind a lamp and survive when they're on your team?
>>144218003
WRESTLER HERO WHEN
>>144218323
"faggot" isn't a class so no
there is still 2 owg threads alive. no need for a 3rd one.
>>144218354
DOOMFIST
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>>144214414
>Pharah
>Soldier
>The kind they put in burritos
>>144214414
Zenyatta
McCree
navy beans
and again, a skin for a character i never touched, this shit is rigged, it just drops me high tier skins for hero's i never play
fuck you blizzvision
>>144218335
Are they matching you with turds to balance your w/l ratio?
Canadian hero when?
Time for my shitty ideas
>McCree
Remove reload and add distance/I-frames to his roll.
>Pharah
+50 health
>Reaper
Invincible while teleporting if not damaged within the last X seconds; increased movement speed and lowered duration of his E; more point-blank damage on his shotguns with slightly more fall-off. He should feel more like an assassin than a clumsy Tracer
>Soldier 76
Ult replaced with an airstrike (stole this idea from someone else)
>Tracer
Fine as is
>Bastion
Short of a total rework, give him drastically more setup time on his turret and increase the damage to compensate. He should be rewarded for positioning, not mashing shift when an enemy sees him.
>Hanzo
Reduced arrow headshot hitbox; increased projectile speed; ult is given a longer cast-time, more damage and can no longer travel through walls; tapping LMB now fires three multiple low-damage, low-range arrows to compensate for his abysmal short-range game.
>Junkrat
Fine as is
>Mei
Remove from the game entirely
>Torbjörn
Level 3 turret can be built after acquiring a large amount of scrap; ult can now turn a level 3 into a level 4 turret which is like 3 with an increased rate of fire.
>Widowmaker
Sniper rifle shots are now projectiles with damage fall-off.
>D.Va
Ult can be used at any time with a long-ass cooldown, damage corresponds with how much it's charged.
>Reinhardt
Shield is given a longer recharge time and stuns Reinhardt if broken by an enemy; right click is replaced with a vertical hammer strike that requires more precise aiming and does more damage, shield is moved to its own weapon slot.
>Roadhog
E is replaced with a toxic cloud that damages nearby enemies and Roadhog himself; ult replaced with an ability that disables an enemy, damages them and heals himself for the amount damages:^)
(1/2)
IF THE ENEMY TEAM HAS A
WIDOWMAKER
>BASTION
TORBJORN
>JUNKRAT
THEN YOU ARE NOT GOING TO HAVE FUN
NERFS NEEDED ASAP
>>144218003
Never, Blizz already said they're abandoning the game.
You Omnics may have copper wiring to reroute your fear of pain, but I've got nerves of steel.
>>144214414
mercy
mei
fart beans
>>144218809
No they didn't
>>144218762
If I did that I'd be dead in 5 seconds
>>144214414
Junkrat or zenyatta
>Roadhog or mcree
>Coffee bean
>>144214414
>Lucio
>Mei
>girls' little beans
>>144214414
Soldier 76
Symmetra
Pinto
>>144214236
I WANT TO KISS AND SEX PHARAH
How many ults do I need to reflect as genji to get a shutdown potg, does it just not count? I've gotten it from shooting pharah a bunch of times but never for reflecting it.
>>144218762
Why TorbJorn gets the dumbest PotGs?
>>144214414
Zarya or 76
Good widows, Winston in general
Vanilla bean milkshakes
>>144218781
>Winston
Right click overloads his weapon creating a discharge that depletes its ammo and damages nearby enemies; damage corresponds with current ammo; 10 second cooldown and the gun cannot be used for any purpose until the cooldown is up.
>Zarya
Given a not-pink hair color, legendary skins are replaced with something that ia not completely fucking terrible.
>Lucio
Healing/speed are buffed; radius is reduced drastically
>Mercy
Pistol replaced with an offensive E ability (channeled beam) that is charged by healing/buffing teammates, this ability can be used with no charge but it won't be very damaging.
Poo in the loo: Remove from the game, try again with a similar concept that isn't just portalslut. I'll come back to this later
Zenyatta: +50 health
Alright fuckers, here's how we fix the game for good
>D.VA
Increase range(just a little) on her primary fire and decrease the spread
She can now fire while using Defense Matrix
>Hanzo
Fix arrow hitbox and that's it
>Lucio
His selfheal doesn't work on HIM if he's taking damage
>McCree
Keep the stun, decrease Fan's damage by a lot. It should be okay for him to kill squishies, but not tanks (35 damage per bullet should be fine)
>Mercy
Change her Ult to charge slower, right now it's probably the fastest one in the game
>Reaper
Increase Teleporting speed, make it cancelable
Clip size increased to 12
>Symmetra
Now she can place turrets at X range, doesn't need to be hugging a wall anymore
>Torbjörn
Turret has a 0.5 second delay before start shooting
>Tracer
Decrease damage on her primary fire, increase clip size to 30
>Widowmaker
Bodyshots now deal 100 damage, Headshots 300
When her ultimate is active, enemies see a faint red glow surrounding their screens
>Zenyatta
Increase orb's traveling speed
HP increased to 75Replace his ultimate. Now, instead of healing allies, he uses his thousand arms to obliterate his foes. He starts punching at the speed of light while screaming ATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA, it deals no damage. He says "Omae wa mo shindeiru!", enemies explode after 3 seconds by number_of_punches_taken X 10
>>144214236
GRAND
DAD
Who /embracetranquility/ here?
>>144214414
>Junkrat
>McCree
>Kidney
>because some fucking loser left the game im forced to sit out a match trying to carry shitters
fuck this game
McCree anon please postyour battletag
>>144218762
Hey i was in that game, you had a reinhardt protecting your sentry didn't you? That was me booooy.
>>144218915
We all do.
>>144218891
Oh I read that as least favorite to play as, to play against would definitely be Widowmaker. My vision needs to be checked.
>Supports are already turning out to be worse than the ones in League
They're all a bunch of entitled fucks that think just because they pick boring shit nobody wants to play that they can say and do whatever they want. Just because they pick Mercy and right click means you can't say shit to them or they'll have an emotional breakdown. Fuck supports I wish the role was removed from any and all games. Who the FUCK plays video games to make other people have more fun? What kind of cuckery is that?
>>144214414
favs:
>Soldier 76, Hanzo, Genji, Reaper and RoadHog
annoying pieces of shits:
>Widowmaker, German slut of Nazi heals, Cheers Luv, Russian Dyke and the fat chink
>>144218323
Don't listen to >>144218364
Faggot is totally a class it's called Tank in this game
>>144218881
Asians need to stop drawing everyone like they get a full body wax every other day
I CAN'T DO THIS SHIT ANYMORE.
forced fucking 50 is fucking real and it's ruining my fucking gameplay.
top 600 /played just 3 people are above 60% winrate, everyone fucking else is under 60% above 45%.
everyone is fucking equal.
all the extreme shitters who deserve 40% are now around 50% and all legit good players are also around 50% because of this dumb system.
i'm fucking done with this shit
>>144214414
hog
widow
coffee
>>144218781
>Soldier 76
>Ult replaced with an airstrike (stole this idea from someone else)
You mean like Battleborn?
Or CoD?
>kill a guy 6 times in the first 3 minutes, including when he tries to ult
>he ragequits
>someone much much better joins and takes his place
>we lose
Well fuck.
REMOVE OMNIC remove omnic
you are worst robot. you are the robot idiot you are the robot smell. return to you're shit scented factory. to our croatia cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,bosnia we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole robot stink bosnia sqhipere shqipare..robot genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead robot..ahahahahahBOSNIA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww2 .albiania we kill the king , albania return to your precious mongolia….hahahahaha idiot robot and bosnian smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE OMNICS FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. russia+usa+croatia+slovak=kill bosnia…you will ww2/ tupac alive in serbia, tupac making album of serbia . fast rap tupac serbia. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupac… you are ppoor stink turk… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt
tupac alive numbr one #1 in serbia ….fuck the croatia ,..FUCKk ashol robots no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the omnic farm aminal with rap magic now we the serba rule .ape of the zoo lucio fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and bosnia wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. serbia greattst countrey
Is Mercy's ultimate too good?
Right now it is basically a mistake forgiveness ability. She gains ultimate pretty fast and there's no counter to it. I think there should be a small cast time to at least try to counter it. Especially since it can go through walls and such. It also pushes the other supports more and more out of play.
Mercy and Rollerblades are so good. Mercy has amazing mistake forgiveness and healing. Rollerblades has great offense capabilities AND great support. There's no reason to play the other supports.
>>144218915
Same here
>>144219028
>tfw no fan art of Torb and Rein having fun drinking beer and playing poker
>>144218781
>>Pharah
>+50 health
why does everybody not realise pharah is broken and annoying as hell
>impossible to hit while she's in the sky
>splash damage doing 100 damage per hit, contact damage of 160
>non stop spamming these huge hitbox rockets
>>144214414
Reaper
Soldier 76
Black
>>144218970
>She can now fire while using Defense Matrix
Would complete break her
>>144219105
When I read it my first thought was Dirty Bomb, actually
>>144214414
Mei
Mei
Red Beans
>mfw I've come up with five OCs heroes since the games release
Be straight with me, how autistic am I?
>>144219046
We found the retard who tell people to go sniper instead of support.
>>144218970
hey this is OP and I think you're wrong
>>144219120
>>144219046
I love playing support because big green numbers have gotten my dick hard since neverwinter nights
Just stay away from mercy and find lucios and zens, they're 99% of the time more chill and I have no idea why
They need to add a match timer at hero select so I can immediately leave a game with 5 seconds left because some faglord went "m-muh stats"
>>144219091
>wahhh why does matchmaking work
>i should have higher than 50% winrate because I don't understand math
>>144219078
DELETE THIS
>>144219184
Post them
Reminder that if you play McCree you are fucking cancer.
Reminder that if you play Widow or Reaper you should change your hero because you fucking suck with them.
>Try to play any support that isn't Lucio
>Teammates don't dare even stay in my line of sight let alone protect me from flankers
>Play Lucio
>Bored out of my fucking mind because aside from wall riding and airblasts he's passive as all hell
Fun effective support character fucking when?
>>144219091Someone lost a few games because "their teammates"
>>144219186
No one does that and it doesn't even make sense. Fuck off supportmonkey.
>>144218003
We'll get ranked within three weeks and probably some new hero/stage reveals at the time as well.
The new heroes will likely be Sombra, Doomfist, that Axiom billboard omnic, a shades-wearing fem Japanese chick and Liao, the last soldier from the original Overwatch team, whom we know nothing about.
Did they nerf Pharah?
Feels like my rockets do literally nothing compared to beta.
>>144219269
>go against a good widow
>still win because racking up sick kills doesn't block the point
>>144218323
>spy uses a revolver
>mcree uses a revolver
There, not only will you be good at it, everyone will hate you too!
>>144218323
If you were a pistol Spy, yes.
If you were a disguising stabber and sapper Spy, no.
>>144219269
>Play a character because you actually like how he plays and his looks
>He turns out to be a broken powerhouse
>People give you shit for playing him
>>144214236
Best dad
>>144219046
A. Relax, they're not that common. Most games I have no supports at all and have to be one myself (if one's eve needed), and when there is one it's 50/50 at worst that they'll be a bitch about it.
B. Go fuck yourself. People are allowed to enjoy things you don't.
>>144219091
>I'm literally retarded
>>144219046
>get into any game
>supports always talking shit, acting like they're pros or saying the team suck
>one thirsty Mercy just fucking clinged next to her Reindick
I'm fucking tired of these COCK HUNGRY HEALSLUT FUCCBOIS .
What were they celebrating?
>massive ban wave for cheaters already
anyone here get banned?
>>144219269
>i-if you play McCree you're c-cancer!
>o-or widow, or anyone I get killed by!
Why would you not abuse a broken character? Nothing changes balance wise if you ignore it and don't use it to every broken advantage.
Holding Reaper's hand
>>144219046
I only bitch whenever we have a sniper who can't hit the side of a fucking barn.
>>144219145
Well not playing poker but
>>144219413
Sucks to be you, now change. You can have him back when he's nerfed. Unless he is still OP.
Posting pics for the person who wanted Gency in the last thread.
>>144219269
What if you play Dad 76?
>>144219312
Yes, a massive retard like you would absolutely say something this stupid. Though not as insanely stupid as your "omg a support was mean to me today im sooo mad guys" blog post.
>>144219139
>There's no reason to play the other supports.
lol there's only one other support and he barely even occupies the same role as the other two plus he shits out ten times the damage Mercy and Lucio do combined. Idk what you're talking about
>>144219226
Because they want to play support and contribute, not just play tf2 medic for another thousand hours
>>144219473
Winston has some kind of diploma in his hands, so probably his initiation into overwatch?
>>144219473
Winston joining OW
>>144219543
ok i'm sorry I'll try better next time
>>144219543
Or you can just keep on playing them and shitters could either leave or learn to hero swap or not overextend or roam alone.
>>144219473
I WANNA SEX PHARAH AND HER MOM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
All the girls in Overwatch have great asses
Symmetra needs a bag on her head and a gag in her mouth though
>>144219046
Better than people that spam you to be their pocket healer.
>>144214414
>Soldier 76
>Tie between McRightclick and Widow "fully charged 150 damage body shots every 1.5 seconds while having 200 hp, a good CQC option, and escape utility"maker
>Coffee bean
>>144219423
>Support player tries to sound reasonable
>Still lashes out like the emotionally busted autist he is
>>144218762
>>144216007
>He hits every single sticky every single time
K buddy. Also what does that have to do with me being a one trick pony?
I want to eat the most disgusting expired food and then let that sit in my stomach for a good week and take a shit on the desk of the person that designed Mei and force him to eat every last bit of it, cause thats what im doing right here with this cancerous crutch character in this game
even the person who made the TF2 pyro put more effort and thought into it
>>144219634
Looks like McCree is already working that angle.
>>144219269
>you fucking suck with them
Watch out we got a pro over here.
>Bleuberry make people this mad
>>144219693
Mission accomplished
I want to kiss pharahs pussy!
>offensive assists
am i missing something?
>>144214414
>Favorite hero to play as
Widowmaker
>Least favorite hero to play against
Roadhog, fuck that fatty who won't die.
>>144219491
Nothing has to change if nobody plays the broken character.
>>144219630
Solo McCree kills groups and you know it. Usually with a single fan.
Is Reaper edgier than even Donte?
Mei is okay!
>>144219603
>nipple
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>144219603
D E L E T E T H I S
>>144219473
>Reaper in that pic
Christ was he just as edgy back then as he is now?
>>144214414
>Lucio
>Hanzo
>Coffee
>>144219473
A job well done.
>>144219603
Please cease and desist. We are worried about your mental health.
>>144219693
You have to let it go.
>>144219634
>>144219750
pharah has a dick though
>LEVEL 17 GENJI DOES NOTHING
NICE GAME
>>144219473
How fucking gigantic is Reinhardt, seriously?
He towers over a fully grown genetically altered gorilla
>>144219829
I want to kiss pharahs big cock!
>>144219829
she's full package
Gently kissing Reaper'smask.
>>144219842
>posting tumblrfrog
>>144219787
Wait, I thought that said least favorite to play as, not against. My least favorite match up is probably going against Mei.
>>144219269
Reaper is fine, go fuck yourself.
t. D4RK_SEPHIR_O_TH
>>144219765
>Get 3 damage on someone
>It counts as a kill for you
that is probably the worst thing in this game honestly.
>>144219557
Dad76 is fucking fine. In fact he's golden. Good damage and no bullshit skills. Given how many teams there are out there that are incapable of getting a kill while also having absolutely shit/no support, 76 should be a fucking staple.
>>144219046
>implying lucio isn't one of the most fun heroes in the game
typical hanzo/genji/widow main
>Seagull confirming supports aren't real players
Get fucked and stay fucked you dumb sluts.
>>144219046
Would you calm your mantitties you massive manchild?
I play Lucio and Mercy the most but I'm not going to take a shit on anyone who isn't completely fucking the team. Play whatever you want, just make sure you don't cock it up and then share that cock with the rest of the team.
>>144219269
Whoa there!
Now hold on.
Easy.
>>144219842
Might just be a level 17 trying Genji for the first time.
>>144219673
It's never gonna get better than this.
>>144219294
>can't keep up with team or stay away from flankers as Mercy
bekommst gut kinder
>>144219774
I guess. He's too simple, though. This is like putting a mountain dew on the top of a list of "sweetest fruits."
>>144219798
I swear if someone doesn't fucking scan that book soon I'm gonna have to do it my goddamn self and I didn't even buy the collector's edition so I'll have to use ebay to get one.
>>144219901
now youre getting it!
>>144219907
a man of good taste i see
>>144219889
I think Winston was still growing up at that age, I mean look at their size difference now, even when you factor in the armor.
But yeah, he's a big guy.
>There are people who don't think Lucio is fun
I mean, to each his own but you're not playing him well if you think he just stands around.
>>144219901
ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO
>>144219961
what a qt edit
Devi or Goddess?
>>144219957
Well that's fine because Overwatch isn't a real FPS.
>>144219910Would you smooch a ghost?
>>144220040
>they don't know about that RMB
>they don't know about hidden wallsurfing
>they don't know when to switch tunes
let them stay ignorant
lucio has the highest skill ceiling
Reminder that you will never be this good at Tracer
>>144219889
He's like 7' tall.
>>144219603
I SEE A NIP!
>>144219941
I wish I could aim better. I've been playing too many melee range characters / Pharah to be any good with him, but I can't help but like him.
I was even one of the people who thought he was a cawadoody before I started playing him. Why is he so solid of a character?
>>144219957
Jesus christ could you be any more the underage eceleb nuthugging genji maining faggot stereotype?
>>144220073HECK YEAH
>>144219774
He's so edgy that he surpasses the chart and strays into parody and likeable territory instead.
>>144220116
No he really doesn't, you must be a huge shitter.
Post bara hog
>>144220058
>shoot from a first person pov
>not fps
Stay cucked supportslut
>>144214414
Junkrat
McREEEE
Red Bean
>it's another bastion on the payload with reinhardt episode
>>144220132
>three kills
>one on a guy standing still
I'm glad I'll never be that good at Tracer.
why is no one talking about the best girl and best blueberry??
>>144219294
>Not playing aggressive Lucio
Step it up senpai.
>>144214414
mercy
tracer, or the rare good winston who aims to do nothing but rape me
clit? does this count
>>144220191
roadhog is not for sexual, sorry
>>144220161
I'll keep getting those sick PotGs and friend requests while you hold left click for hours at a time wishing you could have any semblance of skill
Rate my OC
Would you play him?
>>144219668
Did you read the part where I said I only play supports when I have to? Because I feel like you didn't.
Am I a good Tracer?
>>144219269
Reminder I'll go McCree against you if you play Genji/Tracer
>>144220275
Best blueberry, reporting in.
>>144220275
best
>>144220286
Even an aggressive Lucio is fucking boring.
>dumb healbots not realizing their only purpose is to allow the damage dealers to shine
stay cucked, supports
>>144220275
What's there to say other than she's perfect and I love her skin color?
>>144220189
>only character with a proper movement skill that isn't on a cooldown
>slowest projectile in the game, meaning most difficult to lead
>not the highest skill ceiling
yeah, stick to your hanzo/genji/widow you fucking scrub
>>144219603
I just got promoted
Why are the post game cards so bad for Symmetra?
You can get gold eliminations and gold on-point eliminations, have huge uptime on your teleporter and a good amount of shield uptime but it ends up just saying "9 sentry eliminations" or some bullshit.
>>144220341
almost as good as >>144220132
>>144220193
I love my favorite FPS World of Warcraft
>>144218003
>So when are we getting some new content (maps, heroes) game is starting to feel stale.
same time we get competitive, it comes with a content update
>>144220073
Maybe if he asked me to. How would Reaper confess? More tsun, or forward...
Reminder this is McCrees canon penis stats.
>>144220341
Hey, zero deaths.
>when you would've won the game but you were the only one on the fucking point during their last push when they were 1.0m away
>as fucking widowmaker
there was an attempt
I'M GOING FOR THE TOBYSTEEL
>>144220301
jesus christ
>>144220357
Get out
Is every team made better with a junkrat?
>blue skin
>looks purple in most of the game
She only looked as blue as they claim in her short
>>144220275
>that ass
>her ult through walls
>destroys teams in the right hands
She's so perfect.
>>144220189
post your masteroverwatch noob
>>144220362
Thanks for admitting you're nothing without me.
H-How am I supposed to hit people with Zarya's particle cannon.
>>144220395
>idk how to play him he must have the highest skill ceiling :-(
Ok shitter.
>>144220275
She really is perfection
>>144220362
>mommy i postedd it again
>mommy please log back into reddit so i can get more frog pictures
Its literally impossible to counter a good pharah
shes unbeatable
especially if she has a mercy, she will carry the game
>>144219774
He's that kind of edgy, Reaper is cute
>>144219842
>dumb frog poster mad someone isn't carrying him
>>144219557
Thanks.
I like the concept of the awkward flirting, it seems to fit pretty well.
>>144220362
>have speed boost on since game hasn't started
>someone's spamming the x button and telling me to switch
People who don't realize moving faster = less hits taken are shitters to an obtuse degree.
You can just fucking sit there while I hit shift all I want.
>>144220301
>not using damage boost or pistol
I think I know why you think Mercy sucks.
>tfw playing as mei on offence
>the rest of the team playing offensive characters
>gold medal for eliminations
>>144220547
She's there for the draenei crowd.
All they need to do is put hooves on her and she'll be perfect for them.
>pick hero
>locked in
>chatting with team
>waiting for match to start
>you were removed due to inactivity
uhmmm?
My PC is a toaster from 2008. Is the console version worth getting or should I just upgrade my PC?
>>144220587
>i have no argument so i'll just call him bad
i think we're done here. lucio has the highest skill ceiling, deal with it.
i bet you have like 20 minutes with lucio lol
>>144219226
>zenyatta kills niggers as much as he heals
>lucio players heal you accidentally as they're skating around and knocking retards off cliffs
>mercys voluntarily cuck themselves out of doing anything than afk clicking on a teammate
yeah senpai idk why
Postem and rate.
https://masteroverwatch.com/profile/shared/dba648abb1fadfe9
>play of the game
>mcreee presses Q
>>144220275
I want to shove a baguette up her ass.
>Trying to cap 2nd point on Anubis vs. a bastion, dorf and junk rat
>they're sitting in the cap like shitters spamming bullets and rockets at anyone who shows they're faces
>check my ult
>Nurf dis xD straight into the cap
>Triple kill
>Push and cap
>"gg ez pz" in all chat like a typical d.va autist
>potg
>mfw
Landing great D.va ults gives mea hard-on
I don't care how bad she is she's definitely the most fun hero in this gamebuffs are going to make her fucking stupid
>>144218781
Why do autists keep making these
>>144220726
>lucio has the highest skill ceiling
No he doesn't.
>>144219491
It's not like I can't stop a McCree. It's that he's significantly harder to stop than any other character.
And I don't hate playing against widows at all. What I hate is how there's one on every one of my fucking teams who gets no kills, does nothing about the sentries and has no capacity to retreat for health after taking a bullet.
And I don't abuse broken characters because I'm not cancer.
>>144219729
It doesn't take a pro to see how many widow and reaper players there are out there who make absolutely no impact on the game.
>>144220678
PLAY THE GAME THEN RETARD
>>144220718
Yeah, it's good. It rarely takes more than 10 seconds to get into a game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vPDsgg9n40
Reminder that lucio has the highest skill ceiling.
>>144220747
>go behind enemy team on dorado
>press q
>receive quadkill and potg
Tracer is infuriating
>>144220607
It's the only type of flirting that would fit a serious doctor that hates fighting and a cyborg ninja that's just come to terms with the cyborg operation that said doctor gave him.What's happened to my life? I used to have dreams and hopes. Now I'm daydreaming about two fake characters shuffling around while they try to tell each other that the other one's cute and that they want toHOLD HANDS WITHone another.
>>144220747
that's not how you spell "any hero"
>>144220591
>ywn rub her feet while she reads a book
why y'all hate on mercy so much? she's WAAY better than lucio in many ways
WHY IS LUCIO SO FUCKING HARD TO HIT?
>>144219603
Thanks asshole, my daughter just saw this and now she's hitting on me.
>>144220965
WHY ARE YOU SO ANGRY
>>144220761
Because it's something to do. Why do people spam this thread with waifu and fetish shit like it's actually game related?
>>144219237
>>i should have higher than 50% winrate because I don't understand math
not him, but why should exceptional players have the exact same winrate as someone who is literally new to the FPS genre over the same amount of games played in a certain period of time?
i'm personally VERY bad at math so i feel like i'm missing something here. it just seems unfair to me and a lot of other people that there's a system in place to literally create losses or wins regardless of what you personally do by pairing you with a literal catalog of good and bad players
>>144220868
agreed, he is literally the only character with proper skill based movement
>Use hello emote before every match
>Get lots of hellos back sometimes
>Get none others
It feels so good to get the responses, plus people who do respond are probably not going to get butthurt about a game.
Remove Widow's current Ult
Replace it with a new one
"Magic Bullet"
Causes successful headshots to ricochet to up to 2 additional targets for 50%/25% damage.
>solo queue
>hero select
>see six man streamer premade
>leave
>>144220965
Manlet on wheels. I swear that hue hue mother fucker has 400 hp at times
>>144220965
You gotta believe
>>144220965
OH LET'S BREAK IT DOWN
>he's fast
>you're bad
that's it
>>144220325
stupidly op
>>144220945
because she's easily the most boring character in the game, both to play as and against.
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>>144220745
https://masteroverwatch.com/profile/shared/651547341a7be5bd
>>144220936
Try getting one with D.Va, I dare you.
>click quick play
>instantly join game
When this happens hit cancel as quickly as you can because someone just left the game as they were about to lose
>>144220965
His hitbox is all kinds of fucked up for some reason, even hanzo arrows and pharah rockets seem to have problems with it.
