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Previous Thread: >>144214236
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>shielding as rein
>team's behind me but has no awareness
>enemy mei literally just walks up next to me and my team.
>can't deal with here because of pinning fire, have to keep shield up
>pub game so no mic in
>watch as I'm frozen with no option out as my team still does not notice her
>mfw

Playing rein with an unaware team is the worst torture. This scenario applies to enemy tracers and genjis as well, or if a junkrat tire is coming my way.
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zenyatta
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Australian maps when
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>>144226570
>Hear this Seagull guy is good

Now you've listened not to listen to twich celebrity cumguzzlers on /owg/
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>>144226718
I started playing with a mic every game even with pubs. I've noticed I feel a lot less frustrated when I can at least warn my teammates about certain things. Trying to type in this game is 99% of the time too late, and not letting your team know about shit like that is beyond frustrating.
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Does Blizzard straight up ban you if your battletag is bad or do they just make you rename it?
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nth for McMeme mains should just uninstall
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>>144226545
I WANT TO KISS AND SEX PHARAH
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>>144226679
i can, but i want the physical copy
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McCree
>Flashbang only stuns on impact, disarms and slows if hit by explosion
>Fan has a 5 second cooldown but refreshes instantly if you complete a hard reload

D.Va
>Snare while shooting reduced

Symmetra
>Teleporter is always placeable, but consumes 20% of your Q charge on use
>All Q charge is lost if teleporter is destroyed, half if you replace it while still alive
>Get some kind of stat or cooldown buff based on your Q charge
>Tagged as Defense instead of Support

Zenyatta
>Orbs don't automatically return when losing LOS if you stay within a certain distance of them

Tell me how dumb I am.
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>finally played Zarya with a good team to back me up
Guys, I think I'm gonna main Zarya. She's unstoppable.
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Jesse McCree!
Every time someone quits the game because of Jesse McCree, an angel gets their wings!
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>These players are cheating or have recently cheated and they have been caught, and blizzard is doing fuck all

https://watcher.gg/profile/pc/us/Surefour%232559
https://watcher.gg/profile/pc/us/Taimou%232526

>People like these will continue to cheat forever because blizzard either can't detect the cheat or is afraid to ban because of bad publicity and drama

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFJfirnuBEg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1d04Q4XO30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CX-AepyRFU

>Many of the current "pro players" in the various "top teams" have dodgy backgrounds and even bans in other games.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1kkSZYIlTg
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I want to cum on Symmetra
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>Best Transcendence heal: 1103

One day..
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>>144226951
most underrated tank
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>>144226718
>"Get behind me"
>morons run ahead
Meanwhile the enemy Rein is fucking Thor.
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>enemy has 2 bastions and 1 widowmaker
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sluttracer
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>>144226939
Rebalancing Symmetra starting with her teleporter is dumb because it's the only part of her kit that actually works.

She needs something to make her less unfun, both to play, and to play against.
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>>144227097
Sounds like a free win
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>>144226951

Zarya is only good with a decent team, otherwise she is worthless. If you have no one to throw shields on, no charge.
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Im currently at 29 hours played.
These two are my least played chars.
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>>144227097
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>>144226951
>>144227005
Fun with a good team, total agony with a shit team
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How do I Reaper? I feel like in terms of mobility Genji is better because wall climb and double jump dont have cooldown and for close range killing Genji and Mcree are better. I mean his ult is strong but getting it is a pain in the ass.
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@144227119
@144226910
@144226793
what is the point of these posts
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>Walk up to cap
>Oh shit a Roadhog coming around the corner
>E him back to break line of sight before he does anything
>Magically get pulled around the corner and then get 1shot
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>>144227175
shield the idiots on your team who charge in
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>>144227097
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Th for wildlife hunting

also post amusing webms
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REMOVE OMNIC remove omnic
you are worst robot. you are the robot idiot you are the robot smell. return to you're shit scented factory. to our croatia cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,bosnia we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole robot stink bosnia sqhipere shqipare..robot genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead robot..ahahahahahBOSNIA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww2 .albiania we kill the king , albania return to your precious mongolia….hahahahaha idiot robot and bosnian smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE OMNICS FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. russia+usa+croatia+slovak=kill bosnia…you will ww2/ tupac alive in serbia, tupac making album of serbia . fast rap tupac serbia. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupac… you are ppoor stink turk… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt

tupac alive numbr one #1 in serbia ….fuck the croatia ,..FUCKk ashol robots no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the omnic farm aminal with rap magic now we the serba rule .ape of the zoo lucio fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and bosnia wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. serbia greattst countrey
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>>144227035
>play rein aggressively
>only raise shield once in a while
>butthurt healslut tells me to just play roadhog
The only time I feel like I deserve the gold elim
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>>144226545
>>>>Nerfs
Torbjorn
>Turret now tracks at a moderate speed instead of being instant lock-on
>Turret now has a cooldown ≥ 12 seconds AFTER it's destroyed
>Optional: reduce line of sight for turret to only 180 degrees with verticle line of sight + Armor HP to turret ≤ 50
Mei
>primary fire doesn't freeze, only slows
>her ult is the only thing that can freeze opponents.
Reaper
>decreased damage drop off.
McCree
>flashbangs are now tacticool with greatly increased range, blinding the screen for a few seconds, with no stun and actually blind him if he uses it too close
>fan the hammer is unusable during the duration of a flashbang use
>Increased cooldown of flashbang to 15
>>It's now meant to be more situational and used in conjunction with the team.
Mercy
>increased ult charge time
Widowmaker
>increased sniper charge time
>decreased sniper rate of fire
Bastion
>decreased damage in turret form and new decrease damage dropoff
>>>can only reconfigure from recon form to sentry form while NOT under fire/engaged in combat from within 5 seconds

>>>>Buffs
Pharah
>hover jets now have double tap function allow for only two bursts that can keep her in the air, the height gained should be very minimal
>alternative: reduce Jump jet cooldown by 2 seconds
>tighter spread to her ult
>give her armor ≤ 50
Winston
>Small damage increase for tesla cannon
Junkrat
>+25 armor to rip tire or double jump
>no hero can use their abilites while trapped in his steel trap OR ALL heros can use their abilites while trapped
>>It doesn't make sense if Tracer can't recall OR blink out of my traps while Reaper can go Wraith Form and avoid his demise.
Symmetra
>small range increase to primary fire
Zenyatta
>+25 shields
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So are there any key giveaways or something similar?
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>>144227232
ONE
MAN
APOCALYPSE
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Any tips on D.VA's ult? I can't seem to get kills with it anymore, let alone get the four kills for the spray. It just seems too easy to avoid

Why does everyone shit on Genji? He's fucking great when you git gud at him. I just had a match where I was cucking the other team so hard with him, they literally started to run away when I would attack them, and group up and go after me.
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>>144227227
haha
how fucking new are you?
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finally i feel comfortable aiming

what is your ingame sens? do you have specific character sensitivity settings?

i play pharah with sens 4
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>Play with a group of 6 casuals
>30 games
>Every single one of them is a pubstomp
>10 minute cue times when the other team collectively rage quits
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>>144227119
this picture is terrible

I thought the art would get less shitty with the actual release of the game
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D.va's breast envy should be canon.
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>>144227290
fuck off poorfag

@144227370
>implying i give (You)s to shitty posts
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NO MERCY
NO MERCY
NO MERCY
NO MERCY
JUST KONG
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>get matched against a team that talks mad shit
>beat them
>tons of angry messages and private messages after you've left the lobby
Is this not one of the most satisfying feelings in this game?
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>>144227290
>Key giveaways
>To a released game
STOP
BEING
POOR
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>>144227290
lmao
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>>144226706

He did it! He bought cybergoth! The absolute mad man!
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>say fuck it and start quitting before losing
>achieve 62% win rate with 300 games
>actually getting balanced and fun games
>mfw
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Are Hanzos generally the worst players?
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Zenyatta should have 25 health and 150 shields.
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>enemy winston places his bubble and once I get out of range he just sits in it
>stare at him
>shoot him
>ape is dead now
The fuck do you expect me to do you dumb monkey, walk into your bubble?
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>>144227280
>>>>>Nerfs
>Torbjorn
Stopped reading.
Here's your (you).
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watcher.gg/profile/pc/eu/Galf%2321919

am I credit to team, /owg/?
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STOP SHITPOSTING SO FAST FFS

I JUST WANT TO ENJOY ONE THREAD
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Who counters Soldier 76?
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>>144227280
>>primary fire doesn't freeze, only slows
>nerfing a character that's already garbage

>>flashbangs are now tacticool with greatly increased range
what the fuck
i don't care about your "nerf" where it makes them blind for multiple seconds instead of stunned for 0.7 seconds because that's not a nerf

>Mercy
>>increased ult charge time
her ult charge is situational, if you want her to get less ults then kill her instead of feeding her heals
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>Ogon po gotovnosti!
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Is this easy mode?

-D.va
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>>144226951
>Playing Zarya with a competent team.
>Little shit Tracer sticks a bomb onto Roadhog. slap a barrier on him.
>"Maximum charge!"

Zarya is a fucking nigh unkillable murder beast once you get the hang of her.
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>>144227278
>play an aggressive as fuck rein
>it terrifies people and I watch them literally turn around and run at my hulking form advancing
>mercy qqing that I'm not standing there and letting her afk heal me

THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS YOU DUMB BITCH
THAT'S NOT HOW ANY OF THIS WORKS
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>>144227435
>>144227227

you're trash, go to reddit or tomshardware.com
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>>144227363
everyone shits on bad genjis which are common as fuck

good genjis are super rare and are on tiers with good tracers when played correctly, so he just kind of has a retard reputation because of a bad playerbase
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>>144227502

If they can aim, no.
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>>144227579

FAYA AT WEEL
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>>144227434
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>>144227557
Roadhog/Reinhardt.
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>>144227584
>Not having kill feed on
You blew it.
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>>144227502
tracers and dvas
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>>144227209
>>144227175
I found her better than Reinhardt or Winston with shit team, I had games where I was alone on the objective as Reinhardt with my entire team flanking and losing 1 vs 1s everywhere, or Winston games where I'd kill all their squishies and my team didn't notice and just hanged in the back. Zarya feels more rounded and self sufficient, but it's true she's only absolutely insane with a good team. For a couple games before the matchmaking ripped us apart I felt like I was the pivot around which the team came together, it was a glorious feeling.
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>>144227280
>Nerfing Torb
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>>144227494
Doesn't quitting count as a lost game?
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>>144226951
I've started playing Zarya when my team can't stay behind me as a Reinhardt. She's pretty damn good.
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>>144227584
>it's okay when my waifu presses Q
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>>144227097
>enemy has two torbjorns, a hanzo, widowmaker and symmetra with no healer on offense
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>he fell for the forced 50/50 meme
>even though this meme has been repeated by 2000 MMR shitters in dota forever and thoroughly debunked by now
Just accept that you're at the MMR where you belong instead of spreading disinformation, you fucking bads
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Is Mei fat or is it the clothing?
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>>144227643
>I've got you in my sights!
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>>144227529
>I can use paint
>do you like my epic meme, senpais?
I've been 1 xp short, 3 xp short, and 5 xp short.
Get
Gud.
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>>144226883

If you think "Hitlerwasright" is the height of funny usernames you probably deserve a permaban for having a lame twelve year old's sense of humor.
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>play with 2 people yesterday
>we do really well
>play with one of those people today
>our party size has doubled, only recognize one person
>all the new people are complete shit
>spectating one game, they cant even follow a reinhardt with his shield up, one guy is just spamming junkrat nades through a hole not hitting shit for four minutes
>im getting 4 golds per game, carrying the fuck out of them
>get gold kills and damage as zarya one game
>tell them theyre shit, leave

why
we had a good thing going


the sad part is they were from /owg and 25 levels higher than me
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Guys masteroverwatch doesn't recognize me
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>>144227634
you need no aim for Hanzo though
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>>144227290
Yeah go to twitch and click overwatch and see what esports guy is giving it away also twitter & reddit.
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anyone else encountered bot players?

I found a very obvious spin bot CSGO style dude in AI bots mode. His like level 83
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>>144227758
The top five players in the world have around a 55% win rate.
Checkmate atheist.
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>>144226752
Post source.
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>>144227434
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>>144227452
>PNG: 59 MS
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i can't wait for the balance patch shitstorm

>mcree nerfs
>d.va buffs
>monkey trouble
>torbjörn buffs
>bastion nerfs
>widow nerfs
>lucio buffs
>zenyatta nerfs

it's gonna be great

believe in blizzard
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>Be Zaryia
>Team waste ults and do nothing with shield
>Lose
>Team absorb damage with shield and save ults to combo
>Rape

Shame 90% of my game I get retards.
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>>144227656
>roadhog
lol
>Reinhardt
kinda, sure, but he doesn't as much counter S76, as tie him up for a while, since the shield goes down pretty fast.

Main counter to S76 is the same as most the other heroes, a widow. Same with McCree as long as he lands the stun, and maybe Mei. Winston is also better than any other tanks.
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>>144227814
names are case sensitive
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>>144227717
As soon as I pick Zarya literally everybody hangs back behind me as if I'm a Reinhardt
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>>144227097
>enemy team is 2 lucios, 2 zaryas, and 2 tracers
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is mercy pure or pure slut
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>>144227856
ergo they win more than 50% of their games because they're not bad.
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>>144227363
Give your opponents a tough choice. Don't just toss it in whenever they're grouped up and just hanging out. Toss it on top of the cart during overtime, throw it down in a choke as the team commits to a push, trick a reindhardt into charging and toss it at him like a bullfighter
>>
>join game
>immediately
>no i fucking mean it
>literally immediately
>DEFEAT

dumb mechanic is dumb
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>>144227806
>tell them theyre shit, leave
Or you could give them a bit of advice then leave?
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>>144227790
"HAMMER DOWN!"
>>
What decides if you get a card up for commendations? I'm pretty much never on there as D.va even if I get golds and silvers and have better stats than some of the ones that are.
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>>144227758
totally a meme
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>>144227878
>buffing torbjorn
HAHAH
colour me surprised if they don't add a response time to turrets.
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>>144227494
bro, you only quit when blizzard is forcing a blatant 50 on you. for example, quit before losing if

>enemy is a stack
>enemy avg level is ridiculously higher than your team
>literal retards or afk people on your team

and so on. it's pretty obvious when forced 50 is working, just dodge. but stay for actual fair and balanced games and play them to the end.
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>>144227936
Don't really know anything about the characters sexual lives so it's all speculation.
>Blonde
>Thin
>Loves helping people
Possibly
She's definitely not a virgin.
>>
Am I the only one who is annoyed that Reinhardt doesn't have a single german voiceline or random voiceline in the whole game?
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>>144227758

>be good in dota
>make plays and artificially give your team "skill" through items because that's how pathetic the genre is

>be good in team based fps
>make plays and naturally lose because your team can't get "skill" through items

Nice game, Dotards.
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>>144227789
It's just the clothes
But western people seem to have fat fetishes so they took off with fat art while eastern people are drawing her normal
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>>144227452
Winston shock is op if they don't see it coming. Won my quickest match on temple attacking just with two of them rushing.
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>>144227290
The game costs $40 so people like you don't play it
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how2save highlights

Had a really cool tracer one I wanted to show you
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>>144227936
She probably giving healing blowjobs if you stub your toe or something.
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how can u play this game till ur lvl 7x and 8x and still be so dog shit bad at it and NOT understand basic game knowledge?

please do pic related ASAP
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>>144227806
> playing with ppl from 4chan
u done fucked up fampai
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Why dont all members of Overwatch have the tech that lets Mercy bring people back to life?

That seems like something very useful that would be standard issue to everyone
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>>144227878
>d.va buff
Good. Right now she's as good as her taste in memes.
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>>144227878
>Lucio buffs
how bad are you

Lucio might get a rework, but he's more likely to be nerfed than buffed.
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D.va
>No move speed penalty while shooting
>Ult not blocked by simple terrain

McCree
>Fan the Hammer damage reduced by 20%

Mercy
>Ult scrapped, total redesign

Widowmaker
>Wallhack sight for widowmaker only, not the whole team

Zenyatta
>25 more armor
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>>144228019
It's just the people with the most amount of score, meaning they play the game a lot, not anything really to do with how good they are.
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>>144228002
"Fire at will"
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>>144228151
You can replay all potg's in the game menu if you haven't closed it yet.
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lucio's heal should be doubled. he's basically a bad zenyatta right now
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>>144228002
>Dòng zhù, bùxǔ zǒu!
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>that flash in Imp Mercy's wings

fucks my eyes so bad
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>>144228204
Mercy's ult is fine, it should just take longer to charge instead of her having it for literally every fight
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>>144227758
>MMR
What is this toasty new buzzword I've been seeing lately?
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>Playing Mercy
>Ult is ready
>Intentionally let team die so I can rez them and get PotG
>Everyone rages
>MFW
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>>144227995
get in a party retard
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>>144228176
>Giving your most powerful tools to everyone
>Implying it doesn't take some extreme science and biological shit calculations only Mercy knows how to do
Headcanon but giving your most powerful death defying tool to everyone may be problematic considering how tracer got her ass kicked and widow could have taken it from her.
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So forced 50 isn't a meme right
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>>144226883
I've seen so many crazy names that violate tos but I doubt they notice without a report
>>144227805
But that's hilarious
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>>144228004
Exceptional performance in a match, like getting the most golds on your team or doing 20%+ (usually needs to be even higher than that for a card), significant amount of team damage blocked, things like that. I've personally gotten potg in many games where I still didn't get a postgame card.

Unfortunately nothing about d.va is exceptional so it's probably harder to get cards as her. Not like the cards do fuck all.
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>>144228325
>lately
Underage plz go
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>>144228019
>1.07 K/D
These aren't the best players, just fags who have been poopsocking and playing 12+ hours a day since release
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>>144227867
>>144227647
Way to little pictures of this. Brb grabbing my tablet.
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>>144228204
I like these. Mercys ult should stay it just charges a bit too fast.
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>>144228204

The problem with giving Zenyatta armor is that armor is peeled after shields. This means that Zenyatta would become super tanky against Tracer and S:76.

Nerfing widow's bodyshot damage and giving Zenyatta a slight speed boost would make for a much better change.
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>>144228204
>Mercy
>ult scrapped
>because noobs can't understand the basic concept of "kill the medic first"

>Zenyatta
>more armor
>implying he HAS armor

>McCree
>implying the problem is the fan damage itself, not the roll reload with low fan cd

>Widow
>wallhack only for her
>making her even more selfish and hated
>not giving it a delay on update instead of 100% accuracy

m8 get gud
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>>144227995
Joining midgame doesn't count as a loss.
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>>144228325
>buzzword
It means matchmaking rating, look up buzzword before you use it in a sentence
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>>144228357
Still need source.
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Can anyone help me out?
>Character portraits don't load anywhere
>Icons like current weapon and the ulti button don't appear anywhere
>Options menu is basically un-navigateable because the menu is too bright
Anyone have the same problem/fixes? Pic related
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Widowmaker desperately needs a nerf. It has never been THIS F*CKING EASY to snipe in any video game ever and then she gets a grappling hook AND a wallhack? WTF
At least nerf her bodyshot damage and rate of fire. Also make her assult rifle a seperate weapon, so you need to switch in order to rape people at short range.

Also, what if Lucio's speed song would also increase attack and reload speed? He's so fucking shit right now, there's no reason to pick him over Mercy. His speed song is borderline useless outside of getting to the objective a little bit quicker (Symmetra, anyone?)
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>>144228481
yes it does
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>>144228004
>>144228429
20%+ damage I meant, fuck
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>>144228464
I'm guessing he meant shield
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>it's a widow is so bad it needs a babysitter widow but still manages to win somehow episode
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>>144228434
Literally been on /vg/ for 5 years and have visted Overwatch generals off-and-on since open beta. I have never seen the use of MMR until about a week ago.
Why not explain what it means instead of trying to act cool on 4cham.
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>group picks Hanzo and Widow on attack
>leave

lol
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>>144228426

Neck yourself so nobody ever have to hear you crack a cringey joke ever again.
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>>144228481
In theory. In reality it does.
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>>144228490
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>>144228357
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>>144227867
How the fuck can ANYONE hate chinese food?
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>>144226545
noooooooooooooooo
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If you were to change mccrees skills to make him a 1v1/duel god with a 6-shooter but actually take skill, how will you do it?

Hard mode: No movement/stuns/slows for any of his skills
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>Want to play Reinhardt
>Every fucking time I do there's a McCree that WOAH THERE'S and empties 800 damage into me in 1 second

fucking nerf this character mother fuck. I have a better chance against Reaper than I do McCree
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>>144228440
that guy is a mercy main you f*cking dullard
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What are you playing the game on, a fucking Commodore 64?

Update your graphics card drivers, and if that doesn't fix it, uninstall the game and reinstall it.
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>>144228646
stands for matchmaking rank/rating. 10 seconds on google, first result.
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>>144228123
>wears a parka and heavy winter clothing
>people with fat fetishes projecting
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>>144228646
MMR = matchmaking ranking

it's an invisible number that's meant to pair people of similar skill level together

google could have brought you up to speed
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>>144228589
>tfw widow makes 76 pointless because her secondary gun is the same as his primary
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>>144228713
thats a weird uterus m8
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>>144228589
> lucio is shit
thanks for the kek anon
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>>144228486
>look up buzzword before you use it in a sentence
It's a buzzword. It popped up recently and now people say it in every Overwatch thread to make excuses for forced 50.
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>>144228679
>group is 2 hanzos, 1 bastion, 1 reaper, and 1 widow on anubis offense
>leave
lol
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>>144228810
kek'd
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>>144228448
Can you draw my overwatch OC for me?
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>potg with team kill using D Va ult
>spray "salt" after
>actual salt in chat
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>>144228690
quiet cuck. But a good goy would sell me some rope first.
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>People think McREEEE, aka WOAH THERE, aka McRightClick is actually gonna get nerfed

>Not realising it's just going to be an extremely negligable recoil spread nerf on fan the hammer and 1 sec longer CD on shift
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>>144228603
>>144228473
>I'm guessing he meant shield
confirm
>mercy ult charges 33% slower
change with 33% less salt
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>>144228810
can't unsee fuuuuuuckkkk
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>>144228519
see
>>144228760

>>144228741
Literally all you have to do is remove reload on roll. Then he's balanced.
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>>144228405
git gud

Lowest I got from the start to now was 55%, I don't play in a premade, I have bad mechanics. All you have to do is not be a retard.
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>>144228646
Why don't you google it instead of asking retarded fucking questions?
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>>144228815
it's been in use since dota allstars pal which is somewhere around a decade, it really gained traction around 2011/12 with the rise of LoL

quit trying to act like an entitled grandpa and look shit up
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>>144228936
then roll would be useless
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>>144228589
>how to fix Widow
>ult doesn't have constant update, works like a radar
>shots take longer to reload at 100% power
>Why the hell does she have 200 hp? Give her 150.
>fix the fucking hitboxes

done.
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>>144228773
>it's an invisible number that's meant to pair people of similar skill level together
LMAO and people think it exists in Overwatch?

>google could have brought you up to speed
I stopped googling /vg/ buzzwords a long time ago.
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>>144228295
>FIRE IN THE HOLE!
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>some esports caster released korean game shares
>OW is taking lol's player base
>/lolg/ in damage control mode
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How cancerous am I /owg/?

Be honest
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>>144228357
was that your face because you got potg or because you get off on being insulted
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>>144228745
>>144227280
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>>144228741
Change flashbang into a blind

still makes mccree godlike at fighting squishes, since it's hard to aim if you're not even certain where mccree flashbanged you from

drop fan the hammer down to 250 damage, still incredible burst that will kill all squisher champions that he's supposed to be a tool to stop
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>>144228519
How are you playing OW on the Wii?
>>
Why is there no queue with role selection so I don't have to play with 3 fucking hanzo's in my games?

How the fuck are we this far without this being in the game? I swear to got if I get 1 more fucking hanzo on offence my autism will reach critical mass.
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>>144228810
>Cannot unsee
Fuck you man. Fuck you.
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>yfw you win the game alone and get no commends
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>>144228646
>/vg/ for 5 years
Then if you'd have been using the internet within the time frame, perhaps you'd come to have known about these amazing new things called "Search engines".
They're really quite wondrous, they allow you to enter your query and display a number of results based on your input back to you, so instead of pointlessly shitting up my thread with your normie comments, you can just fucking google it.
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>>144228741

Give fan a reliable spray pattern and roll invulnerability frames. You can instantly fan out of roll by holding m2 during the roll.
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Whenever I load the game, the character in the home screen is Zarya. Every single time. Is this intentional? How do I change it to a rotation?
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>>144228994
imo you should google the meaning of buzzword
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>>144228965
>it's a moba thing
>implying I pay attention to the most autistic genre of gaming ever invented

Yeah no.
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>>144228359
i don't have any friends
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>>144228994
why the fuck would you even bring it up other than to seem cool and alternative if you don't care about the definition?
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>>144228994
Nearly any modern game has a variation on Elo/MMR underpinning its match-making system.

>MMR is a /vg/ buzzword
you're an idiot, l8r sk8r
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>>144229117
>32 fan the hammer kills
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/10368294
Why do you play Mercy?
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>have only played a single satisfying game of overwatch
>i was lvl 21 matched with a premade of 60s vs a premade of 60s
>i was the second weakest link, the game came down to OT but we lost
>every other game has been either a shitstomp, a hard carry or my team being retarded

take me back..
please..
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>find out about propelling yourself with widow's grapple
>go full air force on the enemy with jumping headshots

as if my dick couldn't get harder
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>>144229117

literally anyone could do your job
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>>144229031
Riot went all new Coke and fucked with queing or something.
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>>144229018
>Ryuuji no kaioken!
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>>144229117
>WHY DON'T I GET RESPECT PLAYING MCRIGHTCLICK JEEZ GUYS
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>>144228891
I'm just salty that spray isn't available for every hero.
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balance mcree
>longer roll
>shorter roll cd
>roll doesn't reload
done
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>>144229043
Because I got potg after sacrificing my team for my own selfish reasons and they got mad.
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>>144229148
I had the same thing except with Zarya. Just play the hero and it'll switch.
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>>144229117
> mccree shitter think he deserve commends
it's so hard to e+m2
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>>144228815
MMR has been around forever. It was also known as ELO pre-Halo 3 days. If you were older than 12 you'd probably know this.
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>>144227253
Harambe no!
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>>144226545
>Play (R)ape
>Catch Widow and Junkrat in a >Room
>Spank them both, spray Well Played! on the wall, and Emote, which is Winston staring at it and adjusting his glasses

JUSTICE FOR HARAMBE
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Could a Hero with a OHKO Backstab ability like TF2's Spy work in Overwatch?
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>>144229159
I don't need to. In fact all these butthurt replies proved that it's a buzzword by revealing that it's some stupid MOBA term that /owg/ spontaneously adopted between the Beta and now.

It doesn't exist in Overwatch, and Overwatch is not a MOBA. Any and all use of MMR is officially buzzword shit.
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>>144227951
Why would they be losing the other 50% of the time if they're literally the best in the world?
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Does Quick Play MMR carry over from the beta?
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>>144229226
how could you possibly make league's matchmaking worse
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>>144229031
You mean shills are in damage control. The entire playerbase is shitting on Riot right now. They've literally done NOTHING right. They made ranked a playground for shitters and their FRAAAANDZ and removed it's meaning and legitimacy entirely. Not to mention long queue times, terrible balance, and garbage esports.
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>>144229305
Isn't it based on the chess ranking model to begin with?
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>>144229031
I'm a long time decent LoL player and trust me the community is not in damage control mode. We fucking hate Riot at this point and welcome the competition of overwatch.

Although the skillcap and floor is significantly lower, we'll take anything semi-decent at this point. it's definately more fun atm.
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>>144228994
>I stopped googling /vg/ buzzwords a long time ago.

You're either 11 years old or 80 years old
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>>144229334

Yeah. He's called McCree
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>>144229235
>JUSTICE RAINS FRO-AUGH
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>>144229178
group up with random or shitty on /owg/ list
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>>144227452
Someone had to do it
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>>144229338
you think that quick play just matches people from every skill level together? please nigga think before you post
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>>144229117
I'm still salty
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>>144227584
>RAMPAGE
>>
>Mei's icicle now does reduced damage to frozen targets

>Mei's melee does triple damage to frozen targets.
>Enough to one-shot anyone lighter than herself or Reaper if freeze-punched
>Enemies killed this way shatter
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>>144229338
>n-no you guys are wrong!
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>>144229305
>it's a MOBA and Halo term
>thinks anyone older than 12 would know about it
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>>144228473
>because noobs can't understand the basic concept of "kill the medic first"

one res is fine but i can regularly res twice in a single team fight. it's pretty dumb.
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>>144228980
Not really, it's a quick reposition. Being able to get out of danger's way is never useless.

Reinhardt about to charge you? Roll out of the way

D.Va ulting? Roll behind a corner.
>>
>team can't even get on point A
nice matchmaking you fraudulent fucks
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>>144228325
holy shit are you like 15 years old? get the fuck out you humongous dullard
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>>144229409
I'm level 2 and everybody in my games are 25+
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>>144229412
No solo queing and randomly filled roles to fill matches. I don't play the game but it seems to be awful
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>>144229117
I have never seen anyone commend fanhammer kills. It's what keeps my faith in mankind alive.
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>Mercy flying cooldown
>MFW enemy has a good one that abuse the shit out of it to be mobile as fuck while using teammates as bodyblock

Thank god most Mercys are garbage despite her being braindead and only requiring good positioning.
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>>144229518
>LIKE
Holy shit does console really say that?
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>lost connection to game server
>2000 ping spikes
>literally no issues outside of this game
>blizzard support is useless as always

guess I'm asking for a refund
>>
I want to be Reaper's girlfriend.
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>>144228589
>his speed song is useless
How bad are you?
Literally when is it useless to move at twice the speed of people shooting at you?
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>>144229418
>and garbage esports.
I watched some lol tournament a few months ago after now watching/playing LoL for like 3 years.

I genuinely thought it was a casters vs casters match or something at first, but it was the top team vs one of the worst teams in NA.
Truly a clown fiesta
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>>144229476
>pssst, nothing personnel kiddos
>*drops from above*
>DIE DIE-AH
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>>144229372
>best in the world
they have the most playtime with a specific hero

sort by win rate bro
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>>144229583
Halo 2 is like well over 10 years old.
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>pushing fine
>suddenly my team completely stops paying attention
>overly obvious flanks happen and no one turns around to stop them
>I, lucio, am completely alone 90% of the time because no one is paying attention to the seven times I'm singled out and pushed away from my team
>this goes on for 6 minutes
>lose with only me having tapped the kart in the entire 6 minutes we had to get the next checkpoint
>whole enemy team starts screaming "gg" over such an obvious stomp
Is there any way to disable chat? These drooling retards don't read it anyways, so why should I listen to the whole enemy team being sore winners?
>>
>>144229581
You literally have no argument.
>>
God I love mcree so much.

I just love imagining people faces irl and sperging whenever I spam fan the hammers into their head as they walk around the corner.

He induces Mei levels of rage, except he's actually a good hero.
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>>144229669
You can be my girlfriend instead
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>>144228965
MMR gained traction with X360. Do some research before you spout shit.
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>>144229583
i hope you are fucking trolling at this point
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elo_rating_system
jesus christ, kill yourself dullard
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>>144229518
>console
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Damn sure are a lot of (You)s slinging in here!
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>>144229660
I've been having problems today with the packet loss and network issue symbols today, keep getting them even when 'm the only one on my network and Overwatch is the only open thing
didn't have it yesterday
are you on EU?
>>
Anybody else hate Mei but not for gameplay reasons?

She is a fat chinese scientist. She has no business fighting anywhere.

I get that its a kids game, but shit she does not belong at all. I swear they added her last second.
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>>144229710
>MOTLEN CORE
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>>144229669
I want to cuck Reyes by killing Mercy.
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>>144229338
Explain how quick play matches if an MMR/Elo system is not used.

Literally every other PvP Blizzard game (including Starcraft) uses an MMR system for matchmaking, what makes you think this game is different?
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>>144229649
>mfw I jump to my Hanzo but turn around and light up the faggot Genji who was trying to get me
>mfw don't heal when I see Pharah jump to ult because I'm going to kill her before the duration ends and rez my team anyway
Reminder that Mercy gets a FREE 200dps on Pharah with headshots
>>
The major issues with both Hanamura B and Anubis B is that the enemy spawn is so fucking close to the point and it's incredibly easy to dig the defence back in unlike on Volskaya.

Move the spawns back and the issue solves itself.
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>>144227241

That was my point, when you are with a shit team of widows and hanzos and you are the only one near the line of fire you wont be able to charge shit
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>Walk round a corner
>See McCree

I'll be back in 15 seconds I guess.
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>>144229338
MMR exists in literally every competitive game you dumbass, including CS:GO
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>A few days ago I let my friend play on my account when he was visiting and I also lost some games when queuing up with another, not very good, friend
>Quality of enemies and teammates took a noticeable dip when I went beneath 50%
>Last two days I've just soloq'd though and worked my way back to >50%
>mfw every team in every game has 1-3 McCrees

I literally haven't seen a single Bastion for two days
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>>144229031
who cares
esports are fucking cancerous as shit
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>>144229828
>Anybody else hate Mei but not for gameplay reasons?
>She is a fat chinese scientist. She has no business fighting anywhere.

That'd be annoying if she wasn't secretly Dio Brando in disguise as a chinese girl
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>now entering the Temple of Anubis
>prepare to attack
>now entering the Temple of Anubis
>prepare to attack
>now arriving at Hanamura
>prepare to attack
Fucking fine Blizzard, I'll stop playing your game.
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>People don't commend fan the hammer kills, no matter how high

>People always commend mercy holding left click, or lucio afking in the middle of his team with healing passive on, no matter how low the healing done is

People saying mcree takes no skill are retarded, NOBODY TAKES ANY SKILL IN THIS GOD DAMN GAME.
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>>144229828
sure she does, overwatch is a rogue organization of freedom fighters, military training isn't mandatory, just a will to try and change things

>yfw overwatch recruits like ISIS
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>league of legends
>biggest game in the world
>queue times are at least 30 seconds for midtier player
>games are made up of players who are within 2 divisions of eachother

>overwatch
>new game
>not biggest game in the world
>queue times are 2 seconds
>we're to believe that matchmaking is good
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>>144229687
Not even that. The last 2 years have been nothing but the same champions every game in 40+ minute farm fests with one teamfight that decides everything. All the teams are bad and/or irrelevant. Half the entire LCS is imports and the rest are of Asian descent anyway.
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>>144227280
>nerfing toblerone, bastion. Making mercy's ult even faster

Kill yourself my man!
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>>144229870
>what makes you think this game is different?
Because half the time I'm matched with a team that picks good classes and demolishes objectives without fail while we all effortlessly stomp the enemy team.
The other half of the time I'm matched with a team that wants to play Payload with two Widowmakers two Reapers and a Symmetra.

If the game is attempting to match-make based on skill in any way whatsoever, it's doing it wrong.
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>>144229338
holy shit you are dumb
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>>144229748
>conveniently ignoring the 10 other posts where you get told
no i think you have no argument
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>>144230006
>>biggest game in the world

lol no
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>>144229626

You can choose two roles 1 role + fill. The previous system was the one being retarded and being a literall dice roll simulator because players were forced to play in roles they were shit at.

Apparently what people dislike is the fact that there is no more solo ranked with at max 1 duo, pretty much like Quick Play here is and how Ranked was going to be, which is awful, honestly.
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>>144229626
The pick a role shit is actually pretty good and got rid of MID OR FEED bullshit but they killed real soloqueue, basically you can queue with any shitter you like for a full 5 man stack and you get the same rating as a guy who plays only soloqueue.
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>>144229427
Yeah, it's just that Microsoft wanted to seem cool and original and didn't use ELO.
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>>144226545

Is this the girl that the SJW types are mad about?

Or is that some other one? I don't even know what her name is, just saw her today on /gif/ for the first time.

If you wanna know, my favorites are D.va = Tracer > Mercy > Pharah > the rest.
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>>144228810
Fuck you.
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>>144229902
I have enough friends for regular 4+ groups so idktf
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>>144229745
you can press p and toggle allchat, but you have to do it every game

myself, i just block, report and check avoid on people that write gg
also widowmaker players
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I'm gonna play Symmetra only for 10 games in a row.

Will report back with W/L later.
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>>144229031
yeah it's been pretty hilarious. so many people on reddit have been praising overwatch and shitting on riot

>mfw overwatch is the league killer
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where do i find info on beta patch notes?
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>>144229979
> mccree main
play him while you still can before he get nerfed to shit
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>>144227597
>someone memes on me with a reinhardt and 5 soldiers
>stomps us on temple of anubis in less than 2 minutes had russians on our team though
>next map route 66 attack
>pick Zarya
>they go with the same strat
>sit on the payload, pop my barrier when I feel them going ham, and keep my pocket Mercy safe where I can
>they suddenly stop using 76 and start playing for real
>end the game with ogon po gotovnosti and a tracer bomb and make the final push

Felt so good. They went all genji on us next round, but they couldn't handle it when we went absolutely fucking bananas
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>>144230006
>queue times are 2 seconds
my queue times are like 1 minute, what am i doing wrong?
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>>144230089
which competitive game is bigger
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>Walk around corner
>WOAH THERE

that's okay, I didn't want to play the game anyway.

>>144230089
Rofl delusional dotards ladies and gentlemen.
League is the biggest game whether you like it or not. Name a single one that is bigger, you will be wrong though.
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>>144229979
Nobody votes for FTH kills because everybody knows how annoying it is to die to that shit. Congratulations you pressed E and then RMB, go fuck yourself.
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>>144230069
Just because they play off meta shit doesn't mean they're unskilled. Maybe they have better aim than you and that's why you're matched with them. Or maybe they had a bad game.
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>>144230089
Yes it is. By a fucking huge margin.
Try using google retard
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>>144227867
>hating chinese food
Worst girl
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I see it's the League of Legends shitposting hour.
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>>144230006
>biggest game in the world
lol wut?
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>>144230086
Told what? That MMR is an old term that doesn't belong in Overwatch, and Overwatch nerds just started using it for no reason?

Yeah that's called a buzzword. If a MOBA player uses a MOBA term, it's not a buzzword.
If a FPS player starts using a MOBA term for no reason and it starts infecting everyone else's vocabulary to make themselves seem "relevant" then it's a buzzword.
Deal with it.
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>>144230285
Who the fuck cares about some chinks and koreans playing LoL?
Who cares about esports?
Do you watch twitch too?

Kill yourself
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>>144230006
queue time is 1 min for mid level u shitter
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>>144230159
Just put your turrets up on the obvious flank routes and you'll be fine. That's what Symmetra excels at anyways, denying flanking opportunities.
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>>144230241
the higher the skill, the longer the queue times.
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>>144230285
There are literally no numbers on league players except from Riot themselves, controlled by deceptive chinese mega corporations
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>>144230356
I wish people would stop responding to league posts
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>>144230365
i hope this is bait

thats not what a buzzword is, in case of it not being bait
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>>144227867
>bong
>hating foreign food

Silly Koreans don't know shit
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Reaper's gentle chuckle as he tucks your hair behind your ear.
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>>144227363
I didn't understand the hate, but then I solo queued and now I have seen the error of my ways.
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>>144230006
Let it sort itself out for a month or so while MMR stabilizes. Beginnings of new ladders in any competitive game are always shitshows (it will be the same way when Blizzard sets up ranked ladder)

Once MMR stabilizes, the only people who will complain about "muh forced 50/50" can rightfully be dismissed as the Dunning-Kruger shitters they are.
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>>144230056
>nerfing torb's
>TURRET
>increased ult charge time means it takes longer to activate
I'm sure you're the idiot here
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Rate my Genji
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>mfw I see a Symmetra peek outside of her car wash attempting to lure me in
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Slutty ninja from Hanzo's clan when
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>>144229975
Temple of Anubis is fine, you just go left side to flank. 9 games out of 10 you can snowball the initial push and win. It gets trickier if they get set up, but nothing a good junkrat can't fix.

Hanamura is a bit worse, I'm still not sure what's the best approach to carry a team of baddies through the first choke. Second point is a bit easier, but weirdly enough because it's TOO open, you often have your team spread out three ways, and have to really try to herd them in one direction.
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>>144230468
>using a webm for still images
>using a webm for a comic strip
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>>144230285
>picture of Ryuko from KLK after I impregnated her
Am I correct?
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>>144230462
the only way to reply to this guy is with viper album covers, logic has no impact
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Canonically whats up with Roadhog's bellybutton?
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>>144230168

>WoW as the giant of the previous decade
>many tried to kill it, but everyone failed
>LoL was the giant of this decade
>many tried to get a share of the market but accepting it'd be impossible to kill it
>Blizz's new game is the one to kill the current giant
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>>144230503
Death cum_s
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what intro should i buy for mercy?
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>>144228741
Reduce Fan the Hammer shot damage by 50% compared to now and normal single shots. He has to land every shot on a 200 hp opponent to kill them that way as the total damage would be 210 compared to the 420 total damage we have now.
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>>144230462
Now you're the one who needs Google.
>buzzword
>a word or phrase, often an item of jargon, that is fashionable at a particular time or in a particular context.
MMR is fashionable. It has never been used outside of MOBAs until the past week of Overwatch threads, and now everyone is using it. I guarantee 80% of the people using it saw someone else post it here in this general, then started using it to be fashionable.

Deal.
With.
It.
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>>144230365
You are a moron or a troll, I can see there's not much reasoning with you.
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Threadly reminder that you can leave during the "Assemble your Team" phase without penalty.

No longer will you have to Prepare to Attack: Temple of Anubis!

Once you spawn, though, it's too late.
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>>144230643
random since they're all good
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>>144230643
The reviving one
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>>144230638
it's the same shit as WoW, the game is killing itself rather than being taken down directly by another
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>>144230631
It's just disgustingly mutated from radiation like the rest of his body.
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>>144230418
>>144230089
>>http://www.statista.com/statistics/251222/most-played-pc-games/
>http://www.forbes.com/sites/insertcoin/2014/01/27/riots-league-of-legends-reveals-astonishing-27-million-daily-players-67-million-monthly/#386712e03511


How long have you guys had a computer? Two weeks?
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>OW comes out
>friends and I playing nonstop
>play support, support them, comfy good times
>every night when we're off work we play OW
>this goes on for about a week
>friends start to play a bit less, play other games in between
>they are barely on OW anymore
>ask one of them "you burned out or something?"
>"nah dude I've just been busy as hell don't have time for games these days"
>literally 5 minutes later he starts playing WoW in bnet
>tfw forced to play solo and support random shitters
>it hasn't even been out for a month
What is the deal with this? Are my friends just normies or shit? Anyone else suffering like this?
Wat do?
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>>144230661
yeah the "deal with it" is too obvious
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>>144230631
>Canonically whats up with Roadhog's bellybutton?

He's a big guy.
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>>144230661

lol you faggot, we get it, you want to sound intelligent and important and so you go to a forum like this and find some other jizzbag like you who just writes the same shit over and over again to have a debate so that someone can finally listen and hear your point of view because everybody who comes across you isn't interested. You're not smart, you're not interesting, you're an unemployed dullard who uses 4chan to get the attention he doesnt get at home.
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>>144229040
Zenyatta is the best character in overwatch, so nobody who plays him can be cancer. I eagerly await him being buffed again
>>
how the fuck do you deal with

Junkrat
Tracer

FUCK me they are always shitting on my team or me unless I play Zarya and even then it can get tricky when I'm the only cuck alive
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>payload attack
>reinhart
>team consists of bastion, mei, junkrat, reaper, 76
>no healer

shitters man
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>>144230607
xD
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>>144230569
>Symmetra pops out of her designated hole
>mfw I'm junkrat
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>>144229975
>>144230580
>Temple of Anubis
>Jump at point A with Rape Ape
>Start smacking shit up, punch niggers off the point and cause a big distraction while the team charges down the chokepoint
>Their team finally Harambe me and half of them are dead, my team finishes the rest and take the point winning the game

I enjoy Attacking Temple of Anubis
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Goddamn do the character interactions with Reaper bother anyone? No one takes him seriously at all if they're not actually LAUGHING at him. This guy is a fearsome assassin with horrifying abilities, how is that a joke?
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>tfw
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>>144230646
>That pic

Better yet, change McCree's flashbang to a blind, give it a new visual, and have him yell POCKET SAND!
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>>144230746
yeah, it's called heroes never die iirc
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>>144230798
le epic bro chill robot character who thinks he counter as a healer as he gets one-shot by anybody breathing on him and is dead half of the game
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>>144229031
>>144230168
Overwatch kinda getting stale though, I can see myself going back to league if Blizzard doesn't release regular content (new heroes and map every month if not every 2 weeks)
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>>144230829
I greatly enjoy killing people in my little autism nests but Junkrats and Pharahs being able to blow it all up in a couple of shots ruins the fun a lot of the time.
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>hanamura attack
>someone goes torb
>team starts complaining
>go torb too
>they bitch for the entire map and even afterwards
>even after we finally switch
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>>144230882
Because he acts like an edgy cunt
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>team is 1 hanzo, 1 widowmaker, 1 genji, 1 reaper, and 1 tracer
>teammates are spamming "we need a healer"
why
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>Level 79 guy on our team picks Reinhart
>Plays horribly, put up his fucking shield infront of bastion when no one is behind him
>Is dead for nearly the entire game
>"Can you tell I don't play tank guys?"
>guy in the voice channel loses it "YOU'RE LEVEL 79, YOU'VE HAD 79 FUCKING LEVELS TO PRACTICE AT LEAST ONE TANK"
>leaves
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>>144230601
it was to large to make into a single strip and I'm to lazy to resize it
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>>144230882
Dude, Reaper IS a joke. He's a fucking 50 year old man who behaves like a 14 year old autistic goth kid.
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>>144230779
>can't come up with an argument
>can only post epic reaction images and "haha u got me gud bait XD" posts
I'm starting to think you're the one baiting here. Good job, I guess.

>>144230791
tl;dr
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>>144230093
>>144230102
Weird than I don't know what the issue is then speaking as a non player.
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>>144230798
I have a 79% WR with Zenya.
He doesn't need a buff.
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>Speedboosting the crazy Reinhardt w+m1 on your team

Seeing the panic in their behavior as backpedaling suddenly stop working is pretty funny
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>>144230950
I'm pretty sure they will considering how much of a big deal theyre making out of this game. They're testing new heros already.
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>>144230881
Uhh that should be Point B

>>144230882
Because his design is literally a parody of edginess

The current Overwatch team includes a Doctor who raises the dead, an ahegaoed french assassin who gets orgasms from headshots, and a talking Gorilla, I don't think anything would phase them now anyway
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>>144229825
no

I have no issues when playing on EU (outside of the naturally high ping), no disconnections, no ping spikes, nothing. Meanwhile the americas server is LITERALLY unplayable for me. Yesterday I couldn't even log on half the time, and when I did manage to get in I'd get disconnected within seconds. Today I can actually find matches, but I disconnect halfway through, and when I don't my ping routinely spikes from 34ms to over 1000 and then back down again.
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>>144230882
It's intentional.

His whole DARK EDGY BROODLORD persona is intentional.

It's called an exaggerated parody, Anon.
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>>144231017
Holy shit.
This right here? This is autism. Not 4chan "lel autistic XDD" autism, no. This is legitimate, medical grade autism. This is what mothers everywhere fear when they find out they're pregnant. This is what gets put up for adoption because parents "aren't ready for this type of responsibility". This is what midwest American idiots think comes as a result of vaccination. This is what kills families. This is what kids think of when they hear "slow". This is fucking autism.
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>>144230997
At least he picked tank.
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>>144230882
>This guy is a fearsome assassin with horrifying abilities

>>144230950
>2 weeks

lol no. it will probably be closer to two/three months knowing blizz
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>>144230661
Halo 3 was L I T T E R A L L Y the first game game to use the term 'MMR' to explain how it finds opponents. Halo 3 is an FPS.
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>>144231017
you had your fun friend, now head off back to /v/ for us or the (You)s will never stop
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>tfw no tracer waifu in real laifu
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>>144230882
>You don't even scare children
He is trying to hard, in the way that everyone laughs at him until he spergs out and DIE DIE DIE's 8 people at once but while spinning he trips, falls and starts crying.
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Is there anything more satisfying than charging people as Rein right when they ult like Reaper or Bastion?
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>>144230882
>This guy is a fearsome assassin with horrifying abilities, how is that a joke?
Because they all knew him before he was reaper so they don't really have a reason to fear him
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>>144230882
>he didn't get the joke
everybody point and laugh at this edgy faggot
>>
will Blizzard indefinitely continue to release new heroes? or will we see something like 3 more and then abandoned game?
>>
>>144230646
Honestly, fan hammer should have the potential damage of hitting four regular shots at absolute max and an increased amount of horizontal spread. It's still tight enough that you can fan down Widowmaker from outside of the flash range before the sixth shot is let off, and she's scrawny as fuck.
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>>144230950
>every 2 weeks
jesus never touch a valve a game, the wait for new content is like famine compared to what you get
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>>144230997
>someone offers to be your shield
>don't work with him at all
>scapegoat him for your loss so you don't need to take responsibility

Yep, it's online gaming
>>
>>144231217
HotS is their most dead game (possibly aside from SC2) and it gets new hero releases every month still
>>
>>144231217
How long has WoW been going.
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>>144230661
>It has never been used outside of MOBAs
>was first used by a fps

okay nerd you can shut the fuck up now
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>>144230910
If it doesn't stun the options for dealing with Tracer becomes even more limited, the stun is a necessary evil. Fan the Hammer is what needs to be adjusted so it requires some actual thought to use and would require much more effort to gib a tank with. (On Rein for example it would require FTH, roll, FTH, reload, 2 single shots or another FTH.)
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>>144231162
I understand the chronal thing but why would she wear the rest of her combat gear on a date
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>>144230882
did Reaper type this
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>>144231162
Feels bad man.

>tfw no British girls are anything like her
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>>144231162
something about her face is bothering me

also her hair looks weird and out of place, like the author forgot to shade it or something
>>
>>144231162

She's a slutfu, not a waifu.

Good for sex but definitely will cheat on you and divorce you (taking your money of course) if you'd marry her.
>>
>reaper with mercy buttbuddy following his ass

what do you even do
he kills you in 0.1 seconds with that dmg boost
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>>144230997
Someone else should have picked another tank to help him, games are so much easier with two tanks.
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>>144230882
>mfw the real reason why Reyes betrayed Overwatch is because everyone bullied him for being uptight and anti-social even before he became Reaper
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>>144231217
>3 more and then abandoned game?
I doubt they'll abandon this they've been pushing overwatch pretty hard and wow is dying so this will probably end up being their new flagship title
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>>144230791
fucking savage m8, you know that nigga read every word and is probably tearing up right now
>>
>>144231050
>see my rein throw down the hammer
>speed boost the team
>kill the enemies caught in stun before the even start getting up
>mop up the rest of them
A lot happens in those 3 seconds.
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>>144231103

>This is what mothers everywhere fear when they find out they're pregnant

Daily reminder that women at age of 30+ have higher chances of having kids with autism than incest autism chance.

Don't ever fall for the christmas cake or mature woman meme. 16-22 master race, unless you're an americuck, in which case 18-22.
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>>144231373
How can you be so sure?
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>>144231179
>tfw you charge a genji right after he ults
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>>144231379
Kill Mercy
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>>144230661
Pretty sure it's based on the Elo system that was made for chess, I know i'm replying to bait. But just thought people should know.
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>>144231293
>>144231301
it's easier to find ideas for MOBAs, then it is for FPS.
and do they add new things to wow?
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>>144231324
honestly once mcreeee gets nerfed the tracer cancer will spread out like wildfire
it's already really strong and if you don't have a mcreee on your team you can bet your ass that the enemy tracer WILL shit on one or two people of the team with nothing you can do to avoid it other than ignore her and hope she fucks off
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>>144231438
She's British, isn't she?
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>>144231373
Chat shit get flanked
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>>144230882
t. reaper
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>>144230760
>except from Riot themselves, controlled by deceptive chinese mega corporations
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>>144231552
So? I'm British and I'm not a slut, I hope.
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>>144231225
I would probably mildly increase the spread alongside the damage nerf so its not still incredibly effective at mid range too, you should have to be close.
I don't want to gut the character on a fundamental level and completely rework his abilities, I actually like McCree's playstyle alot of being a CQB master but he needs tweaking to primarily FTH so he can't damage dump everything at mid range too.
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Can someone please replace the text with Winston and shop in Winstons face, I fucking need this
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>>144231557
That's a cute boy
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Daily reminder that statistically speaking and mathematically speaking these 3 are as unbalanced as McCree

Saying "they are the only good healers/tank" doesn't justify them being picked in 90%+ of all games or undeserving of nerfs to bring them in line with the other heroes of the same class
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>>144231543
>zarya
>boring
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>>144231225

Fan is entirely RNG

Sometimes you get a supertight spread and you just kill people from across the map. Other times you stun+fan around a corner and RNGesus decides to replay the "divine intervention" scene in Pulp Fiction
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Widowmaker and Hanzo totally need to be 200HP tanky snipers right
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Post em rate em
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>>144231543
I actually like monkeys, delete this.
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>Hear a Genji ult
>I just used my hook as roadhog
>by the time the cooldown is up he's already killed 3 of my teammates
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>>144231656
honestly reinhardt is 10x more annoying than mccree and hes picked in literally every single game
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>>144230767
I know that feel ; ;
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>>144231604
Yes, but you're a guy. Guys can't be slut. You'll grow up to be Reaper one day.
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>>144231579
I haven't updated my memes in a year what does "t." mean?
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>>144231552
She doesn't act like a Britslag though

>>144231604
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
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>>144231604
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
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>>144231656
>nerfs instead of buffs to bring underplayed heroes to their intended roles
Not my fault the other 'tanks' suck. Fuck Hog isn't even a real tank
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>>144231018
The issue is that solo queue no longer truly exists
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>>144231675
Hanzo is fine at 200HP, Widowneeds to be 150 or 175.
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>>144231502
It's not that hard to find new things for this game. All they have to do is keep releasing new heros with a few of the mechanics from TF2.

E.g. Hazo is Huntsman Sniper, Widow is Stock Sniper, Tracer is a play on Scout with pistol out and milk for ult.

There's still plenty of shit to plunder from TF2 before they have to do a single original thing.
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heroes with no counters:

>mei
>widowmaker
>tracer
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>>144231293
it's unfair to call HotS dead
it's just not huge, and that's solely down to it's competition
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>>144231675
Hanzo isn't actually a sniper and functions at midrange 95% of the time, so yes.

I wouldn't mind Widow being nerfed to 175 but I'd much rather nerf her charge and bodyshot bullshit first.
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Reaper a cute
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>>144231543
Maybe you should actually play Zarya before talking shit about her
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>>144231675
>200 HP
>tanky
What did he mean by this?
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>>144230394
Except for when you can kill turrets in 0.1 seconds
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>>144226545
Finally got 1000 credits. Mechaqueen Pharah, Junker D.Va, or something else?
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>>144231814
>>mei
mccree
>>widowmaker
winston
widowmaker
>>tracer
mccree
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>playing as reinhardt
>when you get a pin on a pharah
>when you charge through a crowd and pin their mercy and bump everyone else out of the way and your team capitalizes on the confusion
>when you wiggle back and forth in front of a wall in front of another reinhardt and he charged and you just jump to the side and counterpin his dumbass
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>>144231675
I don't know about Hanzo but Widowmaker would be even worse to deal with if she only had 150 health

her only counter is another Widowmaker, and the only thing that allows the better player to win is the fact that bodyshots don't kill her
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>>144231814
>mei
mccree, roadhog
>widow
genji, tracer, winston
>tracer
mccree
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>>144231543
pretty accurate but zarya is a fucking monster when played by someone competent
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>>144231328
There's a story about her having to deal with an incident and barely making it to the restaurant on time, but being stood up, in there somewhere.
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>>144231217
Keep buying loot boxes
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>>144231897
imp mercy
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>>144231849
Imagine how he'd react to you telling him that, anon.
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>>144231885
characters that play "on the fight" like tracer, zenyatta (and mercy?) have 150
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>>144231521
And thats why I don't want the stun to be changed to not be a stun. There needs to be something to deal with Tracer other than maybe 2 other characters, and bringing FTH bullet damage down 50% would even give you some leeway against a Tracer, only 5/6 shots would be required instead of a full dump.
Or alternatively you can shoot in the headshot with a single shot then melee her, thats 170 total damage (single shots and each bullets of FTH as well right now do 70 and crits are x2)
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>waah there's way too little content to justify 60 DOLLARSSSSS
>it should be F2P!!!

>
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Is there actually ANY reason to play OW over TF2 other than it being a quick breath of new air? Literally 90% of people playing probably come from that game.
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>>144231604
K I N G S R O W
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>>144231936
if you look closely at the rose you'll see a W on the note, implying she was there to date Widowmaker. It's one of Widow's sprays.
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>>144231656

Entirely true.

Their healing is overall too good. Speed boost is mandatory for coordinated play. No rez=GG NO RE.

Reinhardt's shield is too essential in the six man blob meta and his ultimate is a game winner that you basically can't counterplay right now. It turns the game into shieldwars. With that said, part of why Reinhardt seem so effective is that his natural counter (Tracer) can't do shit against McCree.
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>>144232001
Mercy has 200 faglord
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PS4 is telling me an error occurs when I start up the game, but I can play just fine.
wha happen
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>>144231902
>>144231930
Tracer has tons of counters, though. Learn to play.
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>>144226989
Funfact, most pro TF2 players that got vacced recently all played Sniper.

Take that in mind.
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>>144232026
yeah, it's not f2p so you see less hackers and third world ragers in your games
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>>144232135
You're playing on PS4
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>>144231814
>mei
mcree, roadhog, junkrat
>widowmaker
genji, winston, tracer, another widowmaker
>tracer
mcree, a crafty junkrat
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>>144232008
The only alternative to removing his stun is to massively drop his damage and remove the reload from his roll so he can't instantly kill tanks. Possibly even slow down fanfire.
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>get 4 gold medals
>card shows objective time
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>>144232135
This happened to me too

I dunno lol
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>>144232152
thanks for listing them all
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>>144232013
oh my god the League of Legends flashbacks

It hurts
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>It's a Mcree player that spends all his time behind corners
>Not fucking once in his life he goes in open or relatively open areas to M1 people
>Enemy somehow out of range ? He holds the W so hard it gets stuck

This shit is infuriating. I mean, i was able to deal with him alone, but my team was dead weight so often times there was a butt buddy to help him out and it was hard to get anything major done just because there was a fucking E+M2 only Mcree holding the flank route.
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>>144232013
>Not one character per type
Makes the most sense.
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>>144230468

Don't steal spaltoon jokes
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>>144231814
>not listing the actual character with no counters, McCree
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>>144230882
Reaper shoots with not just one, but TWO shotguns. When he runs out of bullets, he pulls out MORE shotguns. He wears a black trenchcoat with a hockey mask fuck you it is a hockey mask. He can move like a literal ghost. His voice lines consist of death and murder. His ult consists of him spinning while he shoots at everybody, saying "DIE DIE DIE".

I call him 'The Edge'. Occasionally, 'my name is not important.' Honestly, when I first tried him out and heard the voice lines, I couldn't stop laughing. His exaggerated dark persona is hilarious. Anybody who takes Reaper seriously is a fag.
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>>144231734
Well I wouldn't know what she acts like, the most of her personality that I know is from here >>>/gif/8659040

I presume that this is what her personality is like!
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>>144231543
highly accurate
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>>144232000
>m-maybe I'll let you live this time
>don't get the wrong idea, it's only because I don't have the time to really get into the twisted stuff I usually do
>But you'll really regret it if I see you again!
>*quietly*I-I will see you again, r-right?
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>>144232013
> mfw I realize that the more I play Symmetra, the more I find her hot
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>>144229498
WHERES BLACKED.COM
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>>144231904
>playing pharah
>when you play against reinhardt and force him to choose between shielding your rockets or shielding against your team because you fly directly above him
>when you bait the reinhardt charge and jumpjet at the last minute
feels good man
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>>144227363
you don't always need to get kills with it, if it scatters the enemy team and denies them an important position then it worked, if not, then they die and it works anyway, dont worry too much about kills and more about the objective and strategy.
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>>144232172
There is literally nothing wrong with that, though. Having a counter to mobile characters and acting as an anti-flanker is fine, McCree being able to do that AND fuck tanks like it's hip with ease AND still doing good damage at mid range is the problem.
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I'm winning at 56%, my top 3 are Torb, Zarya, and Reinhardt.

Is this good or bad
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I was in the training arena and noticed that these passcode things seemed kind of needlessly complicated. It's probably nothing, but I'd like to know if anyone sees some kind of pattern in a non-autistic way.
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apparently the game has reached that point where he thinks you win too much and deserve to lose everything so your winrate doesnt surpass 70%

absolutely lovely matchmaking blizzard
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>>144232113
no need to confirm my sexuality though anon
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>>144232309
Its mostly her voice. Hnng.

Precisely
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>>144232026
tf2 is dead and has always been a hat tycoon
just move on. the game is a rip off and it looks good so lets just eat it up. valve titles dont deserve my time anymore.
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>>144231521
>>144232008

Torb and Roadhog can both fight Tracer. I don't see why we should ignore these guys exists.
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>>144232278
that doesn't look like or sound like Tracer at all
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>>144227391
is there a noticeable difference changing sensitivity? or would it be more beneficial in the long run as you play more i'm guessing?
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>>144232408
who is he?

who are you quoting?
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>>144232026
Same thing happend to Global Agenda, then people quickly forgot about that shit game.
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>>144232370
start playing other classes anon
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>>144232526
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>>144232319
500 hours in ms paint
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JPnR7C8mZQ
>overwatch meta
>the team with the extra mcree wins

>>144232417
Then stop being such a fuccboi
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>>144232434
I love that sexy accent she has. I would love to hear her whispering naughty things directly in my ear.
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>>144232378
And here's the second one.
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>>144232378
Get Battlefield 4 players on the case, they handle the easter eggs and secrets just like that incredibly well.
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>>144232172
Well like I said in the beginning of the reply chain, reduce Fan the Hammer damage per shot by 50% (don't touch the main fire's damage per shot) it would require him to land every shot within the stun's duration to kill a 200 hp opponent, and require 2 reloads (including roll) to kill just a Reinhardt alone.
Widen the spread just a bit as well so its not an easy damage dump at mid range as well so it serves its actual purpose of being deadly close quarters damage.
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>>144232448
funny enough it was f2p that killed team fortress

all hail the p2p system
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>>144232013
LOL FAGS WILL DEFEND THIS
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>>144232434
>>144232309
don't forget to take the poo to the loo
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>>144232278
>Judging a character by an SFM porn clip and not the official content

For what purpose
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Symmetra is just unusable.

Her turrets need a gigantic buff. There's no point to them if they die to literally a breeze of wind.

Her shield buff is too small and her teleporter limited.

Just the worst hero by far.
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>>144232448
Would Overwatch thrive more if it added a cosmetic economy?
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>>144231638
didn't dunkey already make this joke?
>>
>join match
>team loses right as i join
>4 people leave and i'm put back into queue
>new match
>enemy team is 0.5 meters from winning on payload with 5 minutes left on the clock

I think i've gotten like 24 losses from this shit happening.
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>>144232512
>doesn't look like Tracer at all

Excuse me? Surely you jest.

>>144232687
I don't know, the Egyptian girl's personality is accurate, I was told.
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>>144230935
You sound angry. Experience tranquility, friend
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>>144232589
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Is D.Va's ult meant to be retarded for suicides or is it glitchy? Also post D.Va reaction images.
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>>144229915
>Charge onto point as rein
>See a Mei 5 feet from me
>Charge is on cooldown
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>>144232309
shes canonically autistic, anon
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I am level 4.
How do I into Zarya?
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>>144232736

Yes, but I watched it recently and its all I could think about. Surprised there isn't already an edit floating about. Dunkey should make more overwatch videos, his videos have been hit and miss but his overwatch ones were damn good
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>>144232680
epic meme my friend xD

>>>/pol/
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>>144232805
>Zenyatta
>throwing up the horns
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>>144232862
by playing the game
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>>144232726
the skins will make enough money as is. and there's plenty of space to add new content in that. there is no reason to add trades. look how hearthstone turned out without trading.
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only 3 this time
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>>144232862
time your barriers
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>>144232013
this is my biggest fucking fear

it ruined TF2 more than hats and weapons ever could and i can't go through that same cycle again
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Let's judge each other based on our three most played characters!

>Reaper
>Zarya
>Trombone
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>>144229971
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krbhq4uO0oE
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>>144232697

Yet she mysteriously has the best pub winrate in the game.
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Pre-ordered the Origins edition but don't actually own any other Blizzard games. Free code for anyway who wants it:

0617 - 749871 - 57441 - 179654 - 3100

Came with the PS4 edition so I don't know if that effects the platform or what, but enjoy regardless.
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>>144232697
>Get PoTG by putting 4 turrets in the Hanamura wooden attacking team exit and going yolo with the progressive DPS cannon
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>>144232903
Woah there Pajeet
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>>144232862
What's your deadlift and squat stats?
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>>144232568

Suggestions? I like characters that can be effective at offense and defense, I've been playing lots of Winston lately it's fun popping his ult and going bananas
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>>144231543
>Road Hog
>Is probably better at landing hooks then shotgun shots

Fuck this is so true.
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>>144232862
Put Barrier on self.
Wlak into enemy team.
Back up.
Put Barrier on idiot running in.
Maximum charge.
M1 for solo targets, m2 fro groups.

ult when they get close to each other and m2 till your finger falls off.
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>>144232903
hello pajeet
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>>144232862
treat the shields like a parry, pop them when you/someone is about to take a lot of damage, like from an ult or roadhog hook. don't spam them the second you get hit or see an enemy
deny areas with alt fire sparingly, it's too slow to spam all you want.
ult and spam grenades to win
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>>144232903
>meme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU

here you go buddy, from unicef india themselves

don't forget to take the poo to the loo, anon!
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>>144232862
1. You're a tank but your're not tough enough to sustain fire in the front lines unhealed
2. E Shield blocks anything. For about 2 seconds. Learn to time and snap-react that shit.
3. Shift shield doesn't last long either but it makes you do FUCKtons of damage if you soak up damage with it first. Team play is crucial.
4. Wait for other people to have ults up before you blow yours. It's got a big AOE so don't hesitate to drop it in the middle of a bunch of people and spam right click in.
5. Practice makes perfect, so play her and persist, just remember not to rush headlong into danger like Reinhardt
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>>144233034
>predictable pajeet riposte
epiccccccccc lol cant wait to post this to /pol/ and /r/4chan xDD

>>>/pol/
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>get in enemy D.Va's face
>as Zarya
>with max or near max energy

>they activate Defense Matrix

>then they claim you're using a hack

this happened twice in an hour
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>>144229040
>implying
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>>144233020
already claimed
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>>144232953
kool aimbot kid
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>Get into game
>enemy Widow causing trouble
>Go Monkeytrouble and kill her / killed by manlet gun
>Go 76 take out gun, get killed by Genji flanking us
>Go Monkey trouble kill Genji, manage to take out sniper again / killed by fat fucks gun
> rinse and repeat till we lose

What the fuck am I doing wrong?
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>>144232903
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>>144231543
Zarya's only boring if you're a shitter who can't reach 100 charge and aim your beam properly.
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>>144232903
>he thinks its a meme

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-27775327
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>>144233020
Thanks lad, hope you like the game.
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>>144233210
Did you damage her through her shield? Kinda confused.
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>>144233159
>>144233102
>>144233034
EPICCC SO EPIC
XD

>>>/pol/
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>>144232953
is it just me or does thiis loop perfectly
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>>144233324
>>144233179
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remember to report every widowmaker player for aimbotting
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>>144233319
laser goes through defense matrix because it's a laser
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>>144232680
>>144233159
>>144233034

>You are now aware that Symmetra was the toilet witch all along
>She puts sentries in the Loo to stop anyone but her shitting there because she's too autistic to shit with everyone else in the street
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>>144233179
>>144233324
Ironic shitposting is just shitposting Pajeet, poo in the loo not in the thread
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>>144233324
Man that really triggered you huh?
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ROADHOG IS FUCKING CANCER
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How to counter 3 ice bitches?
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>>144231175
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>>144232303
>Reaper having a subconscious reaction to protect and shield you from harm
>Hold you tight and wraps his coat around you while killing your enemies
>Lets go once he realizes what hes doing
>Wraith Forms away in embarrassment.
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>>144231543

Look at Mei's portrait.

Proves my point. It looks nothing like the others. She doesn't belong in the game. I think they added her like last second or something.
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>>144233427
>>144233428
>>144233373
>>144233424
EPICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
XD
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>>144233373
brown people meme

message board meme
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How do you get any fun from this game ? I can only force myself for 2 games max before i ragequit
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>>144233527
not being 8 years old helps
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jesus christ what a shitfest /pol/ has gotten in here
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>>144233487
She doesn't want the D
Good, good...
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>>144233623
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is it me or Hanzo much better on offense than defense
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>>144233615
the fuck is that haircut and why do people think it looks good
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>>144230285
>League is the biggest game whether you like it or not. Name a single one that is bigger, you will be wrong though.
Tetris
My advice: evaluate your commitment
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>>144233527
>he doesnt play for 9 hours + every day

>>144233615
if only spergs could calm their autism and not flip out over every little thing being "le evil racist meanie pol" boogeyman

poo in loo isn't a meme
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>>144233510
epic poast my friend, screencapped for /r/4chan

poo in loo xDD so randumb ecks deeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>144233634
>>144233505

get an irc so you two can roleplay your far-right 3rd world domestication fetish elsewhere
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>>144230114

Anyone can answer ? Please?
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>wake up
>roadhog's hook is still hitscan with 500 mile range
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>>144233373
LOL EPIN LE REDDIT FALLACY XD XD XDX DDDDDDDDDD :D :D: D: :D:D: :D:D: D:::::DDDDDDD :-----------DDDDDDDDD
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>>144233615
it's still a new game, there's always plenty of /v/pol/ around until hype dies down
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>>144233615
poofest*
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>>144233667
DELETE THIS
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>>144227805
But Hitler was right.
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>>144233505
You're just digging yourself further in a hole
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i just played with a level 107
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>>144233313
All good anon, hope you like the goodies.
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>people that can't play their fucking hero and refuse to change
>Hanzos that hit nothing
>Bastions that do not move
>Torj's that put their turrets in the open during a fight
>Genjis that hit nothing
>Reapers that run in front instead of flanking
>Zenyattas

What else makes this community full of the worst fucking randoms ever
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Widowmaker is so disgustingly OP I want to scream

Whoever OK'd this design?
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>>144233901
i did
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I want the alt-right newfags from /pol/ to leave.
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>>144232513
it makes twitch-aiming better imo
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real mod hours

who up
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>>144233373
wouldn't le reddit fallacy be crying >>>reddit anytime someone disagrees with you
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>>144233901
but it gives us such great team compositions like " protect the widowmaker " and for the other team " kill the widowmaker"
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>>144233615
>the containment board is not even containing the shitposting it's supposed to house
Can we just delete /pol/ already? As much as I like making fun of India, I'm here for VIDEO GAME related shitposting.
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>>144231543
>D.Va
I'm only borderline turned on because of my mecha boner, thank you very much
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>>144233821
Delete this
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>>144229031
>remove solo queue
>replace it with stupid role pick thing
>makes people rage and foreced to play shit they suck at
>insane game search times from this
>remove team queue
>limit on party size
>if you are ranked too high in divisions you are literally no longer allowed to join parties
>massive backlash
>company comes out and says yeah nah this is how it's gonna be

there's a mass exodus of asshurt league players to dota2 and overwatch shitting up everything this week. Hopefully it's temporary and they go back
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>>144233901
b-but le winston counters her

oh wait, she's in a stack and just jumping around quickscoping behind the reinhardt shield. took 5 damage? time for some mercy pocketing!
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>>144233671

It goes for both snipers (in before someone yells that Hanzo isn't a sniper). On offense you just need a few seconds of hotstreaking to take an objective. On defense you need to be consistent.

It's just how the game comes together. Defending is much harder than Attacking because you have to keep outplaying your opponents for a solid 7-9 minutes. Meanwhile the attackers just need to wipe your team out twice.
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>>144233986
reddit is just where people who don't agree with you belong
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>>144233459
Streetpig is free ult charge.
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>>144227219
Just normal attack at close range man, u can melt pretty much anyone before u run out of ammo. When you're in trouble, shift outta there. Dont stay in the open if you can help it, use teleport to avoid gaps between enclosed spaces.
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>some retard assmad about /pol/ is shitting up the thread worse than /pol/
You are the problem here

Mei a shit
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>>144234046
DELETE THIS
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>>144232276
>DEATH WALKS AMONG YOU
>I WILL FEAST ON THEIR SOULS
>hey
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>>144234112
>being able to send away everyone you don't agree with
Utopia achieved.
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>>144234028
>D.Va would date Bastion
robutt fetish confirmed
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>>144234097
Hanzo is 100% useless.
Widowmaker is 100% op.
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>Join game
>2 McCrees on the other team on fire
>Leave game
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>>144226951
>Tfw have maximum charge
>Tfw drop ult catching 4-5 of the enemy team
>Mfw Mercy flys outta Narnia and damage boosts me
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>>144234028

Bullying DVa is my fetish
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>>144234004
it's more of the reaction to /pol/ that caused the shitstorm

niggers need to calm down, including you.

>deleting /pol/

and where do you think they'll go, somewhere other than 4chan? Genius idea anime posting anon!
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>>144234234
Goddamnit, I heard that way too clearly.
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Who thought it was a good idea to allow the turret building character to also be tanky as fuck?
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>>144233940
>Chinless fedora-wearers are both leftist white-knight cuckolds and alt-right MRA shitlords at the same time

What a time to be alive, I haven't seen a scapegoat this well executed since national socialism
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>>144234326
well they could go to one of the million /pol/ boards on reddit, they could go to cripplecuck's /pol/

i don't think it'd be hard to find a home for them
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>completely shitting on enemy team
>they're total garbage
>suddenly they switch to two winstons, two mcniggers, and had mercy and lucio before

As far as I'm concerned, I won for getting them to rageswap.

Why is hero swapping even a thing, anyway? People are so obnoxious with it.
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>>144234320
Bullying enemy snipers/lone wolves/winstons as D.Va is my fetish
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I'M SO TIRED OF FIGHTING PREMADES VS MY TEAM OF RANDOM SINGLE DIGIT NOOBIES

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>144234412
Who thought it was a good idea to allow turrets to be built on the payload

Not even TF2 fucked that up
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im finally starting to get the hang on Hanzo

he's really fun, and his scatter arrow can fucking instagib tanks if you nail them well
widow is better but hanzo is more fun and more based

STEP INTO THE DOJO
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>>144234132
I meant to say junkrat, whatever the fucking skinny demoman clone is.
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>>144234412
He has 200 hp and can make 75 armors.
That he can sit on 200 scrap and heal himself with armor whenever he feels like it is different story.
MOLTEN COOOORE is also a different story.
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>>144234453
it's because people actually contributing to practical fascist values don't spend all day on degenerate japanese cartoon forums
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>>144234501
It's super easy to deal with that, though.
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>Get POTG as D.Va.
>Manage to do emote and show ass.
>Get 8 votes post-game.

Kek.
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Every fucking game. FML
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>>144234323
if that legit bothers you you should probably leave
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>>144234095
A lot of people say "just use winston lol", and I've been jumped so many times I'm starting to learn how to get headshots on him, and I run inside his shield knowing damn well that I out-DPS him with the assault rifle form before he can jump back to his team. It's a plan that falls apart when he has to engage Widow at 200 health.
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>>144234319
>Zarya: My ultimate is ready!
>one second passes
>Hanzo: My ultimate is ready, too!
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>>144234590
What emote?
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>>144231162
Oh, hey, the Rose has T <3 W on the stem. Never noticed that before.
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>>144234501
>putting 3 sentries on the side of the payload and gassing the Lucio trying to hide behind it
get fucked
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>>144234564
>practical fascist values
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>>144234636
maybe you should head to reddit mayhaps? leave now cuck, before i embarass you further.
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Speaking of /pol/ and SJWs, have SJWs flipped their shit over the characters in this game outside of Tracer's ass?

All I've seen is that they think Pharah should be niggerer.
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>>144234642
>OGON PO GOTOVNOSTI!
>fucking D.Va pops her Matrix when it's in flight
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What happened with match making? Since mondays all the matches have been one-sided stompings.
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>>144234590

So epic.
Never been done before.
True meme mastery.
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>Enemy Junkrat with 93% accuracy
FUCK OFF

FUCK OFF

FUCK OFF

THIS IS A PUB. OTHER PEOPLE WANT TO HAVE FUN. NOBODY HAS ANY FUN WHEN YOU SPEND 100% OF THE MATCH ON FIRE BY LITERALLY GETTING EVERY KILL
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>>144234669
I'm not endorsing it at all
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>>144234651
She does a love heart with her hands then puts them to the side.
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>>144234669
is monarchy more your thing? or did you fall for the democracy meme
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>>144234187
>calls /pol/ the problem
>post futashit

I don't even know where to start on this...
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>>144234636
seems like his post bothered you more than anything
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>>144234690
thanks for proving my point retard

>>144234691
nothing notable
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>>144234691
I've literally never seen anyone mad about any of the Overwatch heroes and I spend more time on tumblr than 4chan.
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>>144234691
Not that I've seen. Most I saw when looking for some art was a person complaining about Pharah's navtive american outfits and how characters are more caricatures than anything else.
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>>144234691
Some people think Junkrat is trans.

It's more of a tumblr thing than SJW crap though.
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>>144234608
so switch your main faggot
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>>144234702
had this happen to me on Mei, I was fucking furious
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>>144234761

how is that possible
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>>144234782
it's two girls having fun in swimsuits what are you talking about
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>>144234412
>Four Torbjorns putting turrets on the Payload with two Reinhardts covering it
:DDD:D
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>>144234702
>get caught in ogon po gotovnost
>as reinhardt
>block everything zarya and others can throw

>BASTION STARTS SHIFTING TO GATLING MODE

>NO SIREE

>MOTHERFUCKING CHARGE AND PIN HIS BLACK ASS
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I just want to play koth, quickmatch
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>>144234564

>practical fascist values

You mean leather jackets, alcoholism and unemployment?
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>>144234807
heh. get ready for this...

you belong in tumblr. shill. now leave.
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>>144234707
I thought it was just me. My team either gets stomped so hard we don't even make it past the first wall on King's Row or it's the other team that gets shit on.

I haven't had a close match since Sunday.
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>>144234990
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>>144234326
Fuck it, I'll chip into the off-topic posting
/pol/ was a dumb idea in the first place. You can't contain /pol/tards the same way you can ponyfags, pokemon and general threads. They just keep crossposting instead of staying on their /stormfront/. And they just keep growing larger. Obviously, deleting /pol/ now would result in a massive flood of /pol/tards into other boards, but that's only because it's been left alone for so long. And the longer it stays up, the worse crossposting will become, and the worse the effect of deleting the board will be.
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>>144234912
i just want to filter koth out of quick match
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>finally get the coveted double legendary box
>already unboxed B.Va
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>>144234879
100% on fire and "every kill" was figurative, but he really did have 93% accuracy which was THE MOST OBNOXIOUS SHIT EVER HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
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>>144234187
source on this? iqdb isn't turning anything up
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>>144234691
Once they finally release a coatless mei and put this fat meme to rest tumblr will blow a gasket that she isn't morbidly obese like them, but up until then they seem content
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>play overwatch with autistic friends
>literally every game is a fucking moanfest which in the end also turns me into a bitch

why cant videogames just be fun owg?
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>>144235071
Giving them a place to form their own retard 'culture' was a mistake
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>>144235097

They should have a mode filter
>>
All I ever do is fucking lose man. I average maybe one win per 8 losses.
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>>144235071

I don't see why people make such a huge deal of this flooding thing. They'd keep at it for a month or so at most before they get tired of bitching.
>>
>>144235116
it's clearly futa club by bosshi. which one i don't remember.
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>>144234850
>Some people think Junkrat is trans.

>haha, surely Anon is joking
>google it

What the fuck.
Why?
>>
>>144234919
memes and dichotomies aside, I'm talking about the rosier aspects of fascism like a unified goal
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>>144234879
if you hit more than one person with a single grenade it counts as 200%/300% etc

at least thats how accuracy works in other games
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>>144235143
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>>144235098
well then now you have the better bug dva, congrats
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>>144234990
Wew

>>144235116
It's from a futabu set thing
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>>144235172
Exactly.
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>>144235116
https://hitomi.la/galleries/931180.html

I want a reward for this.
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>>144233373
>le reddit meme
>le meme fallacy
>le reddit meme fallacy meme
>le reddit meme fallacy fallacy meme meme
>le meme meme
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>>144234990
I'm done
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>>144234990
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGlwZ11wMY8
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I think I might be done with the game.

I thought it would get better at higher levels, but no.

Almost 40 and still frequently get matches where people just refuse to pick a tank or support and I can only do either or.

Couple that with the fact that people STILL don't care about actually playing the objective and yep.

Fortunately Path of Exile's new season starts tomorrow. Fed up with these retards.
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>>144235098
>dislike all D.va skins
>and fuck I don't even like to play as her
>get both scavenger and B.va

JUST
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>>144235313
but I hate dva
>>
>>144234608
I have the opposite problem. My team always seems to be this obnoxious turtle that can never get to the point in time.
>>144234850
I don't get why people even give a shit if Trashmouse is trans or gay or whatever.
He's from an irradiated hell hole, if it was canon that he had 4 extra dicks and a face on his back, I wouldn't question it.
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>>144235314
Can you source me this, senpai?
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>>144234905
Die immediately before impact because oops, you forgot you only have 50 health left and the now-mechless D.VA is a pretty good shot.
>>
>get stomped by a premade
>join a horribly losing koth
>>
>Always play well as Roadhog
>Start up the game today
>Every match ive played I had an average of 8% hooks landed

What the fuck
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>>144234990
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>>144234761
IF YOU'RE NOT HAVING FUN I'M HAVING FUN

FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>144235309
she's a cute potato
>>
>>144235203
fuck you, give me my waifu back
>>
>>144235315
But they're usually right
>>
>>144228519
judging by your graphics settings, it looks like your computer is just plain shit
>>
>>144235071
>mentioning stormniggers

stopped reading there

furthermore it's free speech friendo. If you don't like what /pol/ posters have to say, you can ignore them or go somewhere else

or you can do what you're doing now and bitch and moan
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>>144235325
the internet of our current times
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The fuck does this star mean?
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>>144234761
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>Love, D.Va.

What did she mean by this?
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>>144235435
https://hitomi.la/galleries/931180.html
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>>144234990
this copypasta will never get old
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>>144235570
he has no life and has already prestiged aka hit level 100 and reset level
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>>144235570
prestige 1

he's 119
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>>144235570
Means they've gone over level 100
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>>144231734
>She doesn't act like a Britslag though
True. She acts like pinkie pie.
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>>144235570
He lapped past level 100.
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>>144235372
>Implying Pharahs can even finish the voice line before dying in any game where the other team isn't retarded
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>>144235392
>>144235392
it gets a bit better when you hit 50, and by your mid 60s people start working together and the game is fun again
Even when someone is a bad player or picks something weird people try their best and teamwork is always present
t. no life neet that's hit level 92 today
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>tfw you will never walk in on your 2 dads having gay dad sex
why live?
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>>144235570
He's actually level 119 I think
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>>144235392
You are the only constant between games. Matchmaking is basd on your MMR, not your level. If you are level 40 and still being matched with level 20 or below, it means that your MMR that of a sub level 20. Get good and you will be matched with better players.
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>>144235392
*watches you leave while looking solemnly at his rather long Lucio and Reinhardt play times*
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>>144234879
My Junkrat accuracy is at like 89%.
If you're hitting more than one target per grenade, it doubles the accuracy 'points.'
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>>144235570
Prestige

He's level 119
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>>144235683
What's wrong with you?
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>>144234882
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>>144235593
>https://hitomi.la/galleries/931180.html
When I said "this", I meant the picture that was posted with the request.
Anyone can go and type "futa" in the search bar.
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>It's a waiting for the next thread to appear so that my PoTG can be at the top and I get lots of (You)s and this /pol/ shitstorm ends episode
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>>144229313
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Every time I get a decent team, we win a round and then the game mixes the teams up the next round.

Fucking lmao hilarious.
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>>144235705
But I am not.

I am matched with 40s 50s and what not.

They are as retarded as low level people.
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>>144235518
>Concept actually looks kinda neat
>What we got was an annoying chink with a toy gun
k
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>>144234761
>Team still commends the Mercy/Lucio
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im not very good at this soldier dude it seems ;_;
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>>144235817
every time im on a decent team the game kicks everyone out and requeues
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>>144235392
>Fortunately Path of Exile's new season starts tomorrow
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>>144235846
>People still commend
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>>144235754
You literally see it as the first page if you actually clicked the link posted.

https://hitomi.la/reader/931180.html#1

Retard.
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>>144235683
>the shimadas climbing up 76
>reaper WOAHFUCKing out of the way of mini pharah
>sleepy dva
>poo in loo talking to birb
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>>144235846
Of course they do
You didn't go support so they had to and people appreciate it
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>>144235770

>More potg
>Probably more generic 'finish off low health enemies with ult and then showbutt' with Tracer
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>>144235683
>That D.Va
2cute4me

Also wheres my D.Va reaction images?
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>>144235557
>it's free speech
You don't have free speech on someone's internet message board. The owner dictates what is allowed to say. Just putting that out there.

Shitposting, being a cancerous redditard and spamming memes is "free speech", too, but it's not like anyone wants that crap all over our boards, now do we?
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>>144235857
>0/5
>7%
how can blizzard have something that fucks up simple math

7/14 ends up being 55% somehow
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>>144226570
Almost all the teams he plays are stacks or other closed beta players since the closed beta MMR wasn't reset.
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Commendations might as well be renamed to "support votes".

>play 2 pretty good games with Hanzo
>first game 80% of the time on fire, 3xgold 2xsilver
>second game 4xgold, defend one point against 4 people by myself for the potg (no dragon just headshots)
>2 votes in each

I mean come on, I'm dogshit as Hanzo, at least vote me when I do have a rare good game ;_;
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>>144235817
Can confirm

>Quick play
>It's a 30 seconds till I lose episode
>DEFEAT
>hold on for another round
>see 2 of the other team now on my side
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>>144235183
Joke's on you - i don't have a waifu
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>>144235754
Did you mean the image in your post? I have no idea.
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>>144235570
Dr Pavel
He's CIA
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>about to win the game
>healslut thinks she needs to start shooting people
>i die
>we lose

STOP PLAYING MERCY RETARDS
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>>144236067
>>144236067
>>144236067
>>144236067
>>144236067
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>>144235845
too close to STRONK SHEELD WOMAN and her grav gun, although they could have kept the more explorer-ee outfit
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>>144228167
>>144228167
>>144228167
>>144228167
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>>144235956
I would think doing so well it causes a shitpost like this to appear would be a special case.
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Forced 50 is real.
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>>144236136
>>144236156
WHICH ONE
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>>144236136
>>144236156
KILL YOURSELVES
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>>144227758
How can it not feel forced if it's either stomp or be stomped games, one after the other with brief even matches? Then it's right back to the cycle the moment that even match is over.
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>>144235683
I'd rather have two moms that can take me to McD's
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>>144234461
>rageswap
>in a game that encourages swapping

looks like you're the one mad anon
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>>144236136
>>144236156
>multiple threads the second we hit bump limit
every fucking time, christ why are overwatch gen people so fucking bad at this, wait until at least page 7 or 8, fuck
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>>144236136
>>144236156
YOU DO NOT HAVE TO MAKE THREADS THE INSTANT ONE HITS BUMP LIMIT, RETARDS
WAIT UNTIL THE CURRENT ONE IS ON LAST PAGE
FUCK YOU
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>>144236236
>>144236156
was made earlier.
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>>144230882
Why does he throw away his shotguns instead of reloading them?

Where does he keep all of those spare shotguns?

i have so many questions
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>hit level 31
>immediately get matched up against full premade level 80s EVERY match thereafter

I never asked for this
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>>144236347
in my defense i fucked up earlier with my thread and thought to get it recycled this time around so people didn't make a new one
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>>144236014
i never see the casual /pol/ poster getting banned :^) oh yeah, because nobody with a hint of thick skin gives a fuck. kill yourself nigger
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>>144235731
>he doesn't want to watch two hot men have kinky gay sex
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>>144230468
Finally, some laughter
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>>144235930
>Retard.

I meant the picture that was posted with >>144235435
The request was meant to be satirical, but as I have yet to know it's source the information that might have been provided would have been useful.
Please refrain from using simplistic insult to express your disdain without at least attempting to fully comprehend the flow of conversation.
Thank you for you time.
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>>144236135
healslut was probably sick of carrying your ass but realized it was too late to switch heroes so they used what they had.
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>>144236471
Dads are not for sexualizing.
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>>144236184
>people actually believe the matchmaking algorithm does non-scalable computationally expensive calculations to conspire against them to make them lose games
>rather than the uncomfortable truth that they don't have enough of an impact to win over 50% of their games
git gud shitter
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>>144236136
>>144236156
FUCK YOU BOTH
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>>144230905
Literally the past 10 boxes of mine
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>>144236573

Ay mijo.
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>>144236465
>People shitting up threads don't get banned
Like that's fucking news
That's why 4chan has been consistently getting worse ever since 2008
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>Getting harassed by Genji as Mercy
>Team literally standing around
>Nobody can kill him

Didn't know this was console aim week, you fucking cucks. I'm not gonna deal with hacks if I have to also deal with controller tier aim on my team mates.

And people complain about no support, this is why.
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>>144234461
You got outplayed
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>>144236757
Shoot that nerd in the fucking face, your blaster is pretty good
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>>144234461
Swapping is going to get old when people start swapping every death in competitive

I mean I guess that's fun having to master literally all characters to be competitive
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>>144235770

Are you the Tracer cuck that wanted to know how to save the potgs ? No one will give a shit.
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>>144235817

>win game
>scramble teams
>the one or two players that were good contributors to the victory are now on enemy team
>the rest of their team mates are bad
>win again

I'm sorry, lads.
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>>144236757
>controller tier aim
>mfw I play on both
>mfw I play with controller on PC all the time
>mfw my stats are identical

We can't all be comfy and good
>>144237094
Not as good as genji's weapon? Blasting peashooters in his face is gonna get you steel folded a million times shoved up your stationary ass
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>>144227391
>6100 DPI
>mouse acceleration
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>>144227814
It's cause you're not wearing the gimp suit he normally makes you wear.
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>finally learn you need to focus the mercy
>somehow she ends up reviving someone at the last moment before her death half the time

ugh
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>>144235438
>implying i literally didn't do this earlier with complete success
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>Avoid Bastion cause he gets a bad rap
>Try to get gud with most heroes
>try him
>Super fucking fun
>Get into a match, getting our shit kicked in
>Reinbro and mercy team up
>Reinbro shields me, mercy damage boost
>other team can't touch us
>We win
>mfw

The salt, powered robot is glorious.
And that combination is fucking amazing
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>>144238560
Nah, I was just putting myself in there as the alternate sad ending to the story.
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>>144238681
o ok sorry
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>>144238640
I usually only pull Bastion when we're getting stomped. Still lose usually
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>>144231849
The one time a Mexican American is in a game and relevant and he is an edgelord I don't want to touch.
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>>144232172
I would like that honestly. The only reason mccree's functions without a good evasive maneuver is his damage output. If they lowered that they might as well remove the reload from the roll and drop the cooldown to a second or two so he can be sonic the hedgehog.
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