>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
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>Competitive News
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>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page
>PUG Services
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[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
Config Tool: http://csgohelp.com/autoexec
HUD: http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://livestreamer.readthedocs.org/en/latest
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
Watch this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0Y8PmrzHuI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUgKRtAJqwU
>Useful websites and maps/How to practice
Read and watch everything here: http://pastebin.com/zTwcpC1q
>Old Thread
>>143805349
NA killed sound?
CUTE!!!
>>144001505
>none of the ct's looking at plateu
eleague learned from ESL i see
Is it really that difficult to run a stream without technical issues?
?
>NA CS
whats up with the camera?
>>144001907
>>144001686
wtf is plateau on cache?
okay seriously where's the sound
im guessing the staff havent realised that the stream is fucked.
>>144001907
what was your ping?
our guys are showing g2 who's boss
>>144002108
i wish i could tell!
This is like one of those shitty art installation my mom brings me to
>>144001907
>can't aim
>blames the game
Nice servers you have there valve I extremely enjoy my 400 ping
>>144001907
This webm won't load for me.
wtf is wrong with the servers today? i'm teleporting around
>>144001907
i think this happens due to packet loss, only when you don't receive the packet when the CT rotates his view and it doesn't update for you
shit like this doesnt happen on LAN i don't think
>>144001907
why do tryhards always go for le ebin headshot when shooting someone who's defusing and with their back turned and then stare like retards when they miss? you know this shit happens all the time, stop showing off and just kill them
>>144002598
MUH 1 DABS
>CoNnOrRr93
i remember using nicknames like this when i just started using the internet
ewww he's so out of shape
>>144002961
TANK
>>144002961
>caring about your looks
hello reddo
oh fuck off fagyks
fucking cunt is gonna lose me my handicap bet
Guys, I just came out to my parents that I'm gay, can we get some cute boii posting to celebrate :3?
>>144003376
>celebrating being a worthless degenerate homo
no thanks lmao
>>144003376
>>144001907
>net_graph 0
xDDD
thank you shox
G2 CHEAT
SHOX CHEAT
God Shox
that tfw when u fart and it smells
>>144004338
haha whered you come up with this one?!?!
>its another smithzz is a bottomfragging useless fuck episode
SEAN DO YOU HAVE IT? DID RICK TAKE IT AWAY? SEAAAANNNNN
>>144005060
my arse
>>144005348
goddammit g2
why the fuck couldnt you shitters close it out at 15-7
>>144002017
Thats dust, epik memer
lets go relyks
>>144005728
>getting mad at teams for your shit bets
lmaoing @ (at) you (You) rn famalam
our guys are putting up a good fight
>>144006102
DLETE THIS
>tfw played vs the NZXT team in CEVO
>raped them so hard they kicked me for "cheating"
Fucking
L M A O
>>144006102
yeah too bad i made in a single day what you'll dream of making in a month
>doesn't bet on czech women's volleyball for easy $
sad desu.
Why are americucks so bad at CS?
should i get a kebab or a cheeky pizza tonight lads
>>144006669
kebab
this music is top fucking percentage
>>144003376
I'm glad for you anon!
>>144003376
will you suck my cock? do you swallow
>>144006669
cheeky pizza
>>144003376
fresh qt boi
>moe
>analysts
lmao hahahahahahahahawhahahash
>started at silver 1
>ranking up every ~8 hours
>just ranked up tosilver 4
wew
>saving kevlar
>>144007367
you must have some actual literal mental deficiencies to be at that rank, do you ever notice how stupid everyone is that you play with? well you are also a retard so i would advise necking yourself
>semmler announces save
>all the underage NA kids in the crowd start cheering "USA USA USA"
>selfless : "ok they must be saving let's go chase"
NA teams can't even play on LAN without ghosting, pathetic tb h
Shoxie you moron
Why are you saving small armor, to then buy full kevlar for a 1000 (because you got it damaged) instead using this opportunity to get 1000 towards an AWP instead.
The pistol round save was absolutely worthless then.
>>144007315
>fags
>in my /csgog/
off yourself
>>144007569
I will never understand how people can be silvers.
>>144007771
what team do you play for?
>>144007367
>got first rank as sem
>took 50 wins & 100hours of solo queueing to finally reach Nova 1
holy fuck that was jw style clutch
O U R G U Y S
U
R
G
U
Y
S
>>144007654
is this bait
>losing against 3 smgs with a full buy
>>144007912
How is my skill relevant? You can criticize a pro player for obvious economical mistakes.
There was literally no point in saving his small armor in pistol round, if he's gonna throw all the money away.
Will the Addy Duo bring Echo Fox into the promise land?
heh, i guess you could...hehe...you could say...haha!...*clears throat*...i guess you could say that play wasnice_
>>144008330
Addy Duo will make NA great again.
im gay for shox
N I F T Y
usa usa usa
g2 is throwing again
>>144007569
>you must have some actual literal mental deficiencies to be at that rank
wow rude
but hear me outfor ~200 hours, i was throwing matches on purpose, doing stupid shit like knife only or noscope scout, just for the joy of getting russians mad. i started playing "seriously" about a week ago
>do you ever notice how stupid everyone is that you play with?
yep, most might as well be bots. in the last week i've had a ~90% win rate, and almost every match i was topfrag/topscore
>well you are also a retard so i would advise necking yourself
again
rude
>>144008330
Did Freakazoid ever use Adderall? He wasn't on Cloud9 during Katowice 2015.
>>144008640
no, this is called an average cbble scoreline
Do you get the memo /csgog/?
>/csgog/ think G2 will lose because they are losing as CT on the most T-sided map ever
>ELeague thinks Black DDK is GBJames
lol
>teamkill
na cs
>amerilards with inferiority complex
top jej
>>144008791
>200hours
>silver 4
>>144008807
He has a "prescription" but rumor has it Sean was dealing it to c9
>>144008907
>Assualt
>Italy
>office
>be eurocuck
>someone says usa near you
>sperg out
why are europeans so tsun tsun
>>144008907
the whole game is ct sided
>>144008872
>writing E like an inverse 3
did that guy learn to write a month ago?
calm down guys cbble is t sided
>>144009084
That was Semphis or Shazam. Did you even watch the video where Semphis talked about it?
>>144009101
when was the last time cs_ maps were played competitively
>>144009112
its supposed to be like that because the economy is in favor of the T's
but cobble doesn't give a shit
>>144009128
no, he's just american
>>144009038
mate
i was throwing literally every match before
L I T E R A L L Y
>>144009263
>when was the last time cs_ maps were played competitively
when your mom was a virgin
>>144009343
it it LITERALLY harder to be silver 1 than globe
>he unironically crouches when he shoots
>>144009263
Unrelated, but id de_ is short for "defusal" why is hostage rescue called "cs_"?
>>144009468
t. GN2 that thinks he's good
>>144009528
might be because it was the original mode in counter-strike? not sure either
>>144009528
it was original mode for cs
Why does literally everyone us an AWP when they get the money if it isn't overpowered
>>144009553
t. sliver 4 who thinks he's good, and was just 'throwing' to get his rank
>>144009343
>started playing seriously
>silver 4
>>144009731
but that wasn't me, >>144009553 was my first post in liek an hour
cobble is worst map
worse than nuke
I said it
>ITT: rrrrrr pretending to be new, then replying to himself a bunch of times
desperate for (You)s much?
>>144009945
do you want to be my anime bf?
>>144009128
That's how you write an E in cursive.
>>144009994
i'd think you were lying if it wasn't for the steep decline in the quality of posts once he posted.
>>144009929
no, it's train
why are there no black cs players?
>>144010172
spawn
>>144010172
because you need a functioning brain to play cs at a high level
>>144009817
t. silver 4 samefagging to pretend anyone would stand up for him
>>144010172
there's a few
they're all garbage though
>>144009128
then why aren't the other letters cursive you fucking poof, eh?
>>144010224
funny, because some of the most intelligent people in human history are black, and the main reason why black people score lower in iq tests is because of colonialism and biased tests.
>>144010590
t. nigger (or even worse, nu-male)
>>144010590
Colonialism would cause interbreeding which would result in higher IQs
>>144010172
>black people
>on a game where you have to manage money
kek
>>144009929
They're both trash
Remove Cobble and Nuke and replace them with a slightly cleaned up Inferno and Santorini.
>>144009528
Counter-strike: the terrorits struck and took hostages, now you strike back.
>>144010689
i'm black and smarted than you how does this make you feel? :)
>tfw people that watch anime are literally the dumbest in history
>>144010895
>smarted
>a video game about killing people is broadcast on television
um gotards??
>>144010757
no
we need the return of office rn
>>144010757
Wouldn't mind another FMPONE map in the official map pool since he is actually interested in developing and tweaking his maps in small increments. Valve doesn't seem to be capable of doing this.
>>144011392
The problem is he takes most advice reddit gives him.
>>144010757
>Santorini
it's awful but still better than nuke
>>144010590
IQ tests arent biased, they are all adopted for each culture, in the USA there is one for whites and one for blacks, the average on them is 100+/- one dispersion so the average IQ ranges between 85-115 in every single test.
Everyone scores 15-20 or even less points on IQ tests which isnt made for their culture.
>>144011292
calm down whitey it's a fucking typo lol.
>>144011493
It's better than what Valve can come up with.
>>144011513
Santorini isn't awful, it's alright.
I don't know what else to replace it with. Nuke is a pile of steaming shit, I have no idea what Valve were trying to do.
>>144011493
reddit is where most the good players talk about the game
>>144010224
no, you don't, you need fast reaction speeds and an addy prescription baka this isn't starcraft
>>144011689
hey reddit
>play over 50 games within the last motnh
>not even one chroma 3 case dropped
WTF
semller and anders are such a bad look for cs go. henry and sadokist would be so much better.
>>144011689
>knowing anything at all about the game aside from Shroud's stream and twitch celebs drama
surely you meant HLTV
>>144011831
i finally got one when they were only 70 cents
t-ty valve
>>144011831
I got one just last game
bought a nice sticker for my m4 with it
is opening cases worth it? do they drop decent skins at a reasonable rate?
t. have a few dozen cases and am debating whether to sell or open them
>scream
>>144011831
have never gotten a c3 case but I got shadow cases two weeks in a row glad im done with this shit game
>>144012016
no, they absolutely are not, you've got a like 2% chance of making your money back
you're better off betting on lounge or some roulette site
cute/csgog/bf's
>>144012206
welp thanks
do people actually waste money on opening them?
>>144012216
anime fags are this delusional
>>144012216
>tfw ywn have one
;-;
>mirage
>ct
>3 people go towards b site
>I and another random go A
>get shot from connector
>realize they actually stacked B
I don't get how there are people who don't go middle in fucking LEM.
Why would you do that?
Makes no sense
>>144012324
yes. people also waste money on casinos and the lottery, it's no massive shocker
did selfless do good or did G2 do terrible
>>144012926
a bit of both
>>144012926
a bit of both
G2 started fucking around after they got a strong lead on cache and let selfless take a few more rounds than they should have
they got rekt the beginning of cobble but finally corrected their mistakes and started steamrolling again
5'11" on the left
6' on the right
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
>>144013092
>>144013117
>>144013092
I wish Puckett would puck me :3c
>>144013197
sorry hes not a faggot lmao
why do americans read りゅ as "rahyoo"
>ryu and richard in the same room
so they really aren't the same person
>>144001907
i've had the same happening once
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vW3nQGuDlC4
luckily not in a situation like you
>he thinks g2 wont beat nip
>>144013318
>he says reeyou unironically
kys
>>144013345
what animeme is this girl from
I think G2 are more familiar with NiP so it could be close.
>>144013345
shut the fuck up you retarded piece of shit anime retard nigger
>>144013496
this tbqh
G2 have always been the team that does best against tier 1 than tier 2-
rip swedecuck skins
>>144013489
there's no "ee" there either retarded americuck nys
>>144013493
>>144013541
>>144013496
this, also selfless really showed up for cbble
>>144013708
answer me anime
thanks for the skins, swedes
>>144014013
i have g2 for both too
gl us
>>144013496
>tfw no idea what to bet on
>>144013853
>>144013853
suck my dick choke on it
>>144014170
end your life
>>144014013
Does the 0.17 win pay out at all?
I remember winning around $1 on a lounge bet and getting just leftover trash because of their overpay system
pyth looks like that fat kid at school who got bullied even by nerds who were bullied by everyone else
>>144014363okay
>>144014751
no don't please I was just kidding
>>144014485
i've never had lounge not pay out
sometimes you get paid in really terrible stuff like 3 cent skins but i always get paid
>ywn BM your cute swede bestie on LAN
why even live
>>144015076
>GT
>cute
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
it should xizt
R8 My Taco Gun
Also I am sad that the Revolver Fades are dropping in value like flies
>>144015208
its shit kill yourself
>NiP
what the fuck
>>144015158
GET_RIGHT IS CUTE YOU SON OF BASTERD BITCH
>>144015208
giv me
>>144015410
but he's really not
i bought a well-worn akihabara accept for 32 bucks and peoplelikedit
>haven't played CS (or vidya at all) in liek 4 hours
>see a friend add notification
>russian streamer with 600 hours in game
literally who?
>>144015208
>idolizing cheating monkeys
unironically kill yourself
>>144015686
it me
:3
>>144014818
oh
thoughts on naming a dragon tattoo glock "1988?" it's my birth year and it was the year of the dragon
>>144015760
literally who?
>>144015854
1488 sounds better
>>144015760
Mario?
>>144015705
Who else uses an Auto to defend on Mirage?
>>144016030
>Who else uses an Auto to defend
gtr
>>144015208
you should make like a taco and burn in stomach acid.
What a slaughter.
>>144015968
sieg heil my friend
i want shox to breed me
>>144016030
i buy xm1014 almost each time. got thirty kills with it last night. i have battle-scarred heaven guard and field-tested black tie -- both stat track. i'm thinking of getting tranquility
>NiPPLES getting BTFO by sandniggers
laff
>>144015968
heh will definitely consider even though i'mkorean. it holds more significance to us because of the olympic games held that year
>>144015798
yeah :3
>bet $1.5, win $4
>get paid with four $1 skines
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>144016648
what month?
>>144016796
better than the usual $.30 skins i always get
>>144016801
june
friberg
>shitty player
>shit taste
>fat
mac yourself fatberg
>>144016796
>friends IRL don't have many skins
>give them a few skins
>gamble them away
never again. i thought they were going to use and cherish them
>>144017198
>tfw gambled away a skine from dadyrus
i miss him...
anyone else struggling to shoot people because palms sweatan and mousepad gets all sticky its impossible to aim
>0.15 to 1 odds
so I lose money if I win?? gotards???
friberg going for a full beard holy shit
looks weird on him
>>144017198
>cherish shit that doesnt worth a quint
yah mate thanks really appreciate that lads
>>144017512
MOMS SPAGETTI
>>144017610
I don't understand monkey English
>it's a smithzz misses the crucial easy shot and lets his team's economy go to shit episode
>pyth
>>144017198
>tfw did the same
fuck that fucking cunt
>>144017686
ooga booga baa baa thats how i got white pussy senpai
>pigth
>>144017858
i have to play at night with my window open or the mousepad stickyness makes it unplayable
probably gonna need to buy aircondition
>rrrr is awake now
rip thread
how many times have they pulled this "nip getting carried by their newest player" script?
>>144017523
you shouldn't be betting if you're six years old mate
>>144018261
How was middle school?
and adren is going to hit the ground there and
OHHHOHO (WHAT!)
THAT JUMPING DOUBLE FROM COLD
>>144018895
How was freshman introduction? I know high school can be scary '~'
>>144018163
enjoy losing money then... Baka....
>tfw shoxie wears shorts in public
this is like the third time in a week kekenhagen has 80% win chance and it ends in a draw
i want my fuccing skines
>ywn bully rrrr in his freshman year of high school
>>144019973
>yfw rrrr has to take his driver permit test on a rented búrrõ
ALLÉ ALLÉ ALLÉ ALLÉ ALLÉ ALLÉ
>meryo
uh english retards?
>>144020445
>ALLÉ
dumb shit can't even spell properly
nip retards
>>144020445
He left the team. He's in ENCE
eleague is bretty gud sofar desu
atleast the fans are not autistic like the euros one
>>144021276
They actually are fucking autistic tho
Never betting on Nipples again.
>>144021276
bait
