>>144051757
LOL you made the new thread so quick you forgot all the information! You're so speedy!
>18 posts early
C O S M O W R I G H T
S W I T CH G R O O M
Coincidence?
>>144051982
That's me
Soylent is great if you never want to leave your house because you're a disgusting freak
M E D I E V I L
I D E V I L E M
coincidence?
S P E E D R U N N I N G G E N E R A L
A E N G E N D E R S P L U R G E I N N
coincidence?
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bird laugh
will srg ever be banned from vg? how much lower do we have to sink?
>>144053957
cosmo actually killing himself
What's the point in being mean to Narcissa anymore
>>144054860
no really is, cosmo is just going for victim complex shit
keep teasing about doing a patreon and prob will soon
>>144054845
cosmo killing himself would save speedrunning thus saving /srg/
>779
>moving in with gf of 4 months
>transition incoming
>>144055484
you're not fooling anyone by using their terms
how bout you follow your own advice and go
>>144055594
could be worse, could have moved in with studio and seckswrecks and be forced to play indie games all day every day.
>>144055816
sj does cook know you dumped him for some minnesota boys?
>>144054991
how is it a victim complex when she's literally being victimized and harassed
>>144056037
not sure if bait anymore
>>144051757
ADD for next time:
>NASA goes to Dreamhack (Aug 12-14)
speedrun.com/dhm/forum
>giveaway for free software
epic
>>144057337
its amazing how the amount of autism against running parcticly shadows running
>>144057720
the autism against glitches far outweighs the autism of speedrunning
>>144051982
i want to FUCK an elin
page 10 desu
>>144061072
well not anymore, jackass
page 1 bois
>>144061072
>not using the catalog
>>144061451
grats on pb
>>144061806
t-thanks
>>144061929
why did you stutter? is that an invitation to plow your boypussy?
>>144062216
n-no
>>144062268
bend over
>>144051757
Korean?
>>144056037
>she
stfu fucktard
Sure could go for a comfy and chill Narci stream...
>>144055816
are studio and sj dating now? studio seems like a closet gay and was always flirty with sj when they were in calls together on stream.
>>144052686
is that how you have your eggs?
y_ tell M_ to stream k_
y_ tell l_x_s_ to stop being a g_x_m_
The CuteFluffyBunny Stigma
>>144067465
Yes.
ESA final cuts soon!
>>144082410
None of these fags speedrun
>>144082605
yes they do
>>144082695
No they do not
>>144077368
do they happen today?
How many names are on crumps' ban list?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFdnUH_C-rQ
>>144083593
>I don't respect speedrunners who use glitches, even if those glitches are harder to pull off than playing the game regularly.
I'm dying
>>144082410
Ari aka soe now?
>>144083951
FACE FOR RADIO
o_o
>>144086873
lost control of his life
>>144075008
faggot
>>144086873
>joining narcissa's discord
just nuke this whole general. the collateral is worth it.
How is Tony doing with Billy Hatcher? Does he have WR yet?
>>144092081
last run submitted was 2 years ago. he's at 8th place atm.
>>144090383
you first
>>144092432
What happened to the Billy 2016 thing he was pushing?
>>144092972
i dont think you know how nukes work.
>>144092987
i don't know anything about that
hello
>>144094751
Back to >>>/tumblr/ you pathetic SJW cuck
>>144096009
*bird laughs*
>>144092987
it turns out billy hatcher is actually a really hard game
medievil
>>144096174
thank's for le late response
medievil
daily reminder that i love speedrunning
>>144098570
Reminder that this was for a commercial and Donald does not actually eat pizza like this.
>>144099138
yeah, trump only eats at mcd's
Sonic Speed R is starting
https://www.twitch
.tv/sonicspeedmarathon
ESA final cuts
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FhE9rZSimvl-1N9E6wT_P368eAGgG9aDJwSGQC7vXY4/edit#gid=0
Ya boi made it in
>>144103653
>half of it is races
man
>>144104116
what the heck you're right
at least my guy bertin has 2 runs
more like hurtin after uyama laid the smackdown on his ass
A stupid fucking grind monkey with a bird laugh
>>144103653
List of our boys with run(s) in order they appear
SJ - Aero the acro-bat
Cruxit - Alien vs Predator 2, Lands of Lore 3
Bertin - Beyond oasis, Shadow the hedgehog
China - Tarzan race
SuccinctandPunchy - Freedom planet
Pjoxt - PNoxt
Naegleria - Pulseman
Elgu - Quake
Jangbang - Timesplitters 2
Lurk - Vampire: the masquerade - bloodlines
Might've missed someone
>>144105278
don't forget snakelet chav who screams like a girl lmao *banshee screeches*
duke, i think you know what to do
gas the furfags
>>144105312
>Lurk - Vampire: the masquerade - bloodlines
https://twitter.com/lurkchan/status/737662268545077248
Is our boy going to be there or not!?
>>144103653
>cuts Wonderful 101
>keeps final fantasy 12
nice meme
>>144110135
ffxii is an actual speedrun unlike w101
http://pixel-maniacs.com/chromagun/speedrun
>imagine speedrunning this shit
>>144109918
hrt aint cheap
>>144110350
no.
>>144110135
dumb platinumfag
>>144110794
>no menuing
>ever being better than 6 hours of pure menuing bliss
lol (lol)___________lol_____
>>144111150
i said, no.
i said, medievil
>>144110527
>Also YouTube entries have a higher weight than those on Twitch. Which means, if you win something on YouTube, you can't win via Twitch, even if you rank higher there.
Why?
>>144109918
not based
his marathon runs are always pretty good
>>144109918
is there nothing worse than people who submit to speedrunning marathons before deciding whether they can afford to go? millenials are fucking idiots
Why is it so hard to find slayers social network accounts? (His real life one)
>>144116487
Because Slayer is actually a fat obese transgendered freak. Wouldn't you want to hide from yourself too if you were that?
>>144063458
Looks quite Japanese to me.
>>144116989
it's hard to tell. plastic surgery is so common in the Pacific region that distinguishing features by country is a thing of the past.
>>144117119
>it's hard to tell.
Wouldn't say so in this case.
Japan and Korea have quite different beauty standards, so the pretty girls usually do makeup differently and it kinda shows.
>>144086873
>harry potter
literally on the same level as twilight and the hunger games
>>144118157
is this a /tv/ meme or a /lit/ meme
>>144118236
/lit/ is too above it all to meme on Harry Potter
https://archive.is/v2jXK
>>144086873
You're a guy, Harry.
>>144103653
>jodenstone on the list
Is he out of retirement already?
*flies high above it all and bird laughs*
>>144118915
>jews are upset their jewishness has been exposed
lmao
But what does this have to do with speedrunning?
>>144121810
>forgetting (((Uyama)
>forgetting (((Goldeberg))
>forgetting (MSF)
>forgetting (((Judenstein)))
>forgetting (((Cronikeys)))
>>144103653
HAHAHA, GET FUCKED LITTLE USELESS SHITTER
>speedrunner
>>144123769
he never updated the thread saying he was practicing anyway
>>144123769
tranny exposed
>>144123769
fw there won't be any soe practice streams now
https://twitter.com/SmashForCharity/status/738090280914554880
>>144124548
>a Big one
distend gut
as far as possible
>>144116487
he doesn't have any
>>144124878
not true
>>144125227
he has a twitter and a facebook he doesn't use
Riddle me this...
If Trix has the WR for Yoshi's Island 100%, and that time is FASTER than the any % WR, why doesn't Trix also have the WR for any %?
>>144126974
2 minutes is less than 2 hours
>>144126974
retard alert
>>144126974
now comes the part where you scream lol baited u xDDD
>>144126974
>>144126974
based as h*ck
>>144126974
>>144123732
cronikeys is not jewish
>>144126974
>>144126974
>Trihex last PB'd a year ago
LOL!
>>144127748
reminder he was close to 2stops WR and then gave up when Trix got it first
medi medi emdi medi
>>144126974
Fuck medievil
the secrets out... medievil is a bad speedgame....
>>144131116
>>144130720
*shivs you*
someone please fucking kill me
dievil
>>144131691
me first me first! :)
>>144132221
so long as i dont have to wait too long for my turn i can live with this
Cronikeys here, kill me first please
>fw you get WR in a game, but are afraid to upload since the guy who currently has WR is more popular and put more effort into it.
He deserves it more anyway...
>>144134471
>put more effort into it
>has a slower time
You put more effort in.
>>144134471
what game
>new glitch discovered
WR! I put more work in.
>>144134471
If you don't upload that shit I will be very disappointed in you, anon
>>144134471
that is a shit reason
>>144134808
new glitches are a grindmonkey's worst nightmare
>>144134808
Stop talking, 2nd place peasent
>tfw you could get WR in a game but the WR holder is cute and you don't want to ruin your chance at getting in their bp
>>144135772
Imagine still being this mad about getting BTFO in your meme game almost a year later
>>144135926
british petroleum?
>>144136054
boipucci
cuties with suicidal thoughts hmu
>>144136138
a.pomf.cat/tgqsua.webm
>>144137510
who is this sperm germ?
>>144137857
Gabrielle Diana
>>144134471
upload it and incentivize his ass to git gud, you'd be doing his viewers a favor
someone good stream I suck at doom
>>144138036
>has a penis
based
Can someone please post that Trihex romhack advertisement.
>>144135772
No, THIS is a grindmonkey's worst nightmare.
someone bad stream i wanna laugh at you
*streams*
>>144139209
link the page this is on, thats hilarious
post speed webms
Are speedrun routes intellectual property?
>>144139412
I'm not watching this shit
>>144138307(IT'S REAL NIGGA!)
plump elin thighs
>>144139209
unfuckingreal
>>144139209
what the fug
>>144139209
for those wondering, game is action henk and they no longer do this, i googled it and it was because the dev of the game didnt want people sharing routes on how to complete the bonus missions or something
>>144139523
Action Henk. They removed this from the rules yesterday.
>have wr
>new grind monkey on the scene
>working his way up the leaderboards
>gets stuck at 2nd place for months trying to crack my time
>finally gets lucky and beats my wr by a few seconds
>grab one of my videos i keep in case my wr gets stolen
>upload a new wr that is a minute faster than his within the hour
>grind monkey hasn't been seen in weeks
If it was a guy who didn't grind like a monkey I would've let him have the wr for a week or two. But grind monkeys, I fucking hate them. They don't get to have the satisfaction of having wr.
>>144141168
your upload must have failed ion
>>144141168
things that never happened: the post
>>144141168
post the game though?
>>144141321
medievil
>>144141269
>have wr
>ion
the gdq bubble is bursting
https://twitter.com/GamesDoneQuick/status/738166770758885376
>>144141565
(((Goyim Duped Quick)
imagine unironically being a grind monkey
>>144142008
imagine unironically falling for the grind monkey meme
>>144142103
>meme
spotted the grind monkey
What the actual fuck is this general How is this not deleted
>>144142008
aren't we all grind monkeys? i mean think about it...
>>144141565
p-p-please sign up uyama n-needs his paycheck
g-goyim???
>>144142339
how do you report generals to get deleted? This shit needs to die
>>144142392
the only grind monkeys here are grav and grindxmonkey
>>144142826
the two best runners in this general? ok
>>144142868
>grav
sure
>grindxmonkey
lmao
>>144142962
>grav
>has failed to pb in his game in over a year
>>144143163
grav plays an actual difficult non-memegame
>>144143281
what grav plays is the definition of a meme game kid, its time to stop hugging those nuts
>>144143340
stay mad you get no love squid
>>144143281
>>144141168
Yeah I think I'd do this if I were ever to speedrun.
You'll no doubt have dissenters in the ranks if you don't stream it live on twitch but honestly fucking twitch.
>chav
sure
>grindxmonkey
sure
you guys said trihex was washed up but hes got the wr in the 2nd yoshis island game still
>>144144601
yeah well your a little medievil
>>144143163
its a tough life friend
at least my ~theoretical best~ keeps going down
the ultimate cuck
>>144145273
that doesnt mean anything
>>144144601
you can get cred with romhacks now?
>>144145447
correct, hence the meme tildes
>>144145319
now thats just disgusting goose
A marxist cuck:
>thinks glitches aren't legit
>"what's the point in playing the game so quick you're meant to experience and enjoy it"
>kappa
>zero talent
A fashy goy:
>gets the world record
>performs pixel and subframe perfect tricks
>self-aware
>strives for excellence
>>144145986
>>144146164
See: Straight White gentleman
tfw you'll never be as retarded as trihex
never forget
>>144146678
jesus fucking christ
>>144145457
I'm gonna start churning out shitty romhacks for all the games i play and then get the wr in all of them. That will make me famous right?
>>144147173
did he died?
>>144143163
because he's a turbosperg who refuses to accept anything except the unreasonably high standard he's set for himself. it's not for lack of trying or skill.
>>144147487
no, actually
>>144147487
He probably offed himself.
Started posting suicidal garbage then deleted just about every account he had on every website. The only one left standing is his twitch account, which hasn't been touched since his removal.
>>144143163
he wants -7 minutes on his time iirc which he rarely gets on pace for
Stopping by to say "run fucking Chuck Rock II so I have a reason to keep playing". Thanks.
>>144146678
>1 computer
>1 monitor for game
>1 monitor for OBS, livesplit, chatty
Our productions values are vastly different, but the quality is identical
weird that
>>144148873
FurryxPosed
>>144149509
u aint got the same Top Notch viewer interaction doe and u aint even facecam...
Today... I went outside.
>>144149509
yours is probably better audio production at least
>>144146678
i see trihex is not big on minimalism
>>144149509
but do you have a monitor dedicated to showing pictures of you and your gf
and where's your 150 APM
birdxlaugh
srg when is the next speed-gaming event that i can watch on stream
>>144146678
reminder this is the dude who tried to crossfire incompatible gpus and bluescreened for a month and couldn't figure out the issue
>>144150859
stop nerd shaming
elin shaming
>>144135926
slayer your never getting mgr wer
>>144134471
This seems very unlikely.
>tfw you could get wr in a game but then you remember that speedrunning is actually really super gay
d-d-damn... cosmo pickin up some prime beef
>>144149509
Your production value is probably better because you more than likely know how to use a splitter instead of playing game audio through a microphone.
>>144150859
reminder that trihex is the guy that RMAd his motherboard because he doesn't know the difference between pushing an overclock too high and a bad board.
>>144152997
>i'm getting cucked by cosmo
damn...
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1blgHzb3DHM
dive into the deepest recesses of Narcissa's mind with her new Mario Maker level
>>144149002
this is no excuse, grav
>>144152397
elin sexing
>>144153415
she's so much smarter than all of us