>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/news/updates/22059/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=36485
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: https://www.reddit.com/r/dota2smut
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
IS FOR DEGENERATES
Previous thread:
>>143999143
nth for Traxex is the best waifu
how do i overcome my shyness /d2g/. i can't talk to me teammates ingame
Quick /d2g/ who is your favourite dota boy, and whats your steam ID?
My favourite dota boy is oracle.
I BRING TO YOU THE WINNER OF THE MANILA MAJOR
>>144034348
Just watch twitch tv/64kb
>>144035706
Templar Assassin.
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198063032212/
>>144035479
>meme OP
REPORT
>>144035685
Use the chat wheel, or man the fuck up, and tell them they're pieces of shit if they perform bad, and that they're alright if they do decently
>>144035706
Why do you care? It's not like we could play together anyway due to region differences, lmao
>>144035479
>word "general" not included in subject
Reported.
>>144035826
How is it a meme OP?
>Secret is literally so shit that there aren't even "ironic" fans any more
HOW DO WE FIX THIS SHIT TEAM?
>>144035937
>Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.reddit.com/r/dota2smut
>>144036042
What is wrong about this?
>>144035765
>couldn't even beat Memedara
So how exactly are Alliance going to win?
>>144036042
done ;)
>vandalized OP
Yeah, no
>>144036062
>>144036062
>>144036062
>>144036062
>Tfw you roll yourself out of the abuse party
>>144035998
I'd cheer for them if they kicked EE and PLD.
Does solo safelane exist above 2k?
>>144036143
>Threadwars
XD
>>144035998
there are still about a dozen people who are delusional enough think they are good dispute not even being able to win a single series at any lan they have been to in forever
why they kicked 2 major winning players for shitteezy and universe is beyond me
>two dota threads at once
THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN
>>144035780
can someone enlighten me what gender this person is
>>144036361
Female of course.
>>144036265
>shitposting
expected no less
>>144036361
Streamer is female
TA is male
Huh
Really makes you think, doesn't it, doturds
>>144036613
>a hero farmer needs a creep farming item
?
>>144036613
>broken meme aghs
what is there to think
>Just entered high skill
>Opponents gets twice as good, teammates twice as retarded.
What the actual fuck is happening? They are worse than 80% of all the normal skill players I've been matched with.
>>144036613
>literally kited for eternity
ching chong nip long long'
that's how all of you will sound after TI
>wake up
>region lock still not implemented
give me one reason
>>144036613
I actually did this several weeks ago and I literally won my team the game.
We were also against MEGAS.
LOL.
>>144036896
forced50%
im tired of getting cucked by valve...
STOP IT!!!!!!!!
>support doing shit all
>feeding bottom
>not even buying wards
>spend my hard earned carry gold on wards because I still want to win
>ask the support to place them
>they grab them all
>place them outside of fountain
I almost regret winning that game for them
>>144036970
You say that like losing rax mattered
>>144036970
LOL
>>144036361
you mean what sex*
hello friends what are the clan_iraq support builds
>>144036613
8 second is super fucking long
Can it be a comeback item in pub or a super hard CC in pro game
>>144037281
midas>sny>radiance>bots
treant protector
>>144037032
On the flip side of that
>Shit carry that gets shit CS
>Baby sit the fuck out of him
>Still gets ganked when I set both wards safe lane
>When I have boots I have nothing because I'm the only one buying detection and tps to make sure everyone else doesn't die.
>"We need wards"
>Everyone outright refuses to buy them
>No one wants to fight either so I need to wait on passive gold
>"GG no support"
Reminder that there are literal gameshitters in this thread
>>144037281
Right here, dudester:
So here you go mongoloid, for future reference you'll get the idea of how to build a position 2 CARRY Abaddon:
Start off with a ring of protection, two branches, some tangoes and a mana potion.
Your CARRY Abaddon is going to be a position 2 or even 3. You're never going to be a position 1, dude. Keep that in mind.
Build that basi ring next, get that fuckin' magic wand and some phase boots. Take that basi ring and turn it into a Vlads, and rush a fuckin' S&Y.
After this it depends how the game goes,you can just go a fuckin' basher and run to people and bash their fucking face if you're ballin' outta control and expect to finish early, or you can go Skadi into a AC.
If this goes really late, finish that fuckin' abyssal and after your skadi / heart + AC you can go MKB for the damage.
Max the shield first, 2 points into the passive, max the heal, finish the passive. Always max the ultimate whenever the chance.
If your team is fuckin' kuso ass shit, as they usually are, sometimes it's actually naice to build a aghanism instead of a skadi or heart and go for a AC after, because with the aghanism you can actually stop those shitters from dying.
So, how much is it for a mute or low pri?
This is the first time I've had over 2 reports since this came out.
can Dota trigger my asmr?
>>144037609
TA can trigger my EJCL
>>144037454
Tiago can you add me on steam?:3no homo dudester
Valvebro here. Just a heads up. We think that you guys should really consider killing yourselves.
We are currently experimenting with new ways to make you spend more money on our game but things aren't really going smoothly as they could be.
A certain someone keeps pushing the motion that we shouldn't delay Pitlord and that we should focus on fixing the fps issues that the latest patch broke instead of just putting more compendium goals for you guys to spend money on.
More immortals with broken particles, missing icons and incomplete game breaking cosmetics are what's on the table for discussion right now.
What do you guys think?
umm dotards?
http://exhentai.org/s/8d218ce4a0/940131-1
>>144037689
Only if you have a cute anime profile
>No TI
Poor Artour is getting anally drilled by zai
>>144037689
What's your Steam cutie?
>western art
>>144036954
Pro scene would be a mess
>zai shitting on rtz/secret in stellaris
ebin
>>144037689
Sure, man.
Just send me a invitation, I'll add you later or something.
I actually just exited Steam a while ago after a RL friend I was talking with went offline.
>No one linking the thread sooner
DOTARDS?
>>144037781
I do.
Post steam bb.
LMAO ZAI
>only the last few weeks ive filtered so many retards i literally only see half the thread anymore
wew what a cancerous general
>>144037756
The fuck is this
>load up
>see pic related on my team
>enemy team has a 5k
how epic can one game be?
>>144037924
That guy you replied too isn't me though...
Just thought you should know, broseph.
If you don't know my Steam id yet, just check the archives and send me the invite, man.
>>144038012
I am 100% sure this is an account buyer
>>144037903
B-but I don't know your steam name.
>>144038012
reminder dota 2 account buying wouldnt be such an issue if it just had yearly mmr resets likeleague of lel
>>144037924
c-can you p-please post your's? :X
>pick sven
>my tusk doesn't understand how to snowball
>dazzle wont stack for me
>jungling NP rushes rapier at minute 25 and then feeds it
THIS IS WHY IM BELOW 200MMR
>>144038152
Just check the archives, it's been posted a lot of times already...
>>144038176
Sorry babe, only Tiago gets my steam.
>>144038295
But I'm way cuter than Tiago :(
>>144038219
kys blogshitter
post unused images
>>144037756
>umm dotards?
>http://exhentai.org/s/8d218ce4a0/940131-1
huh? it just links to a panda
is this some brewmaster joke?
>>144037903
Can you, like, stop posting, my man. I mean, like, nobody likes you and you are really annoying, dude.
>>144038447
how do u beat tinker mid?
>>144038656
Wait till after 20 minutes. Let him take the farm from his team then deliver it to your teammates in the form of a Tinker shaped gold pinata
>>144038656
Ward his ancients
>>144038656
>no escape hero in mid lane
ummmmmmmmmmmmmm
talk to your supports maybe??????
post em
>>144038656
you have already won the game if tinker went mid instead of jungle
just kill him a couple times and watch him be 2/2/3 with 1600 unreliable gold and brown boots at 15 minutes in
how do you beat ck mid?
pro tip: their support is in your jungle at all times between your tier 1 and 2 towers
>this fucking zai stream
>>144038537
Like, right the fuck now, man.
Honestly, do humanity a favor.
Can someone hook me up with Tiago's steam ID?
I'm to autistic too find it.
Rate my TA stats /d2g/
What can I improve on?
>>144037756
>Average rating 1.39/5
My faith in the world is somewhat restored
>>144038824
you dont, its literally impossible, thats why its picked every game
>>144038886
Sucking dick.
>>144038883
Only if you give me your's or add me first :3
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198063032212/
>>144038886
>>144038883
Jesus..
Here you go, dude. No stress.id/RequiemOfRose
>>144038979
Tell me anon, why sucking dick?
>>144038824
>ck mid
wat
One of the funnest games I ever played was when I played AM mid, so who knows.
>>144038979
>le ironic weeb
kys
>you have already reported this IP address
reminder to do you part to clean up this general
>>144039085
>ironic
?
>>144039054
Because you really need to be good at sucking dicks to play TA to her strengths.
oh nooooo dotards help!
>>144039015
>wake up
>RTZ not streaming
What the shit, is he against free money or what
>>144038979
Oh I was just talking to you about how you shat up my profile on that trannies stream.
>>144038979
>Sucking dick.
GAAAAYYYYY....
>>144039215
>didnt change the mirror
pleb
>>144039143
>meme girl avatar
>girl gamer
>XOXO
>le sarcastic groups
please kys
>>144030314
Its not that the guardian greaves is difficult to make in that time
Its that valve fucked up and wrote the time in the wrong order. It should be 40 / 35 / 30. Written as it is the 3 star is easier than the 1 star.
>>144039312
Hotaru is not a meme.
I am a grill.
XOXO is a fun expression for kissing :3
And the groups are not sarcastic. Stop being mean.
>>144039162
What's wrong, dudebro?!
>>144039423
>I am a grill.
cmon now
>>144039389
>phase boots dk
>doturds tell me sunray is op
>all you have to do is just tp out
????
doturds???
what is the meaning of this?
>>144039423
I'm going to choke your mother to death.
I want chu.
>>144039473
>>144039539
N-no bully.
>>144039456
based teabro
When did this general become so shit.
>>144039473
>>144039539
Holy shit, this is legit austim right here.
cute boys = cute
cute boys who think they are girls = brain damage
learn the difference
>>144039484
Literally just randomed and bought phase on who I landed on.
Easy game anyways
mods are doing another stellar job today i see
>>144039670
Yeah but I'm a girl :3
>>144039650
Rather than employing shills, Blizzard/Riot/I'm not exactly sure who realized that it's much more effective to employ people to shit up the general instead.
what if you all shut the fuck up
>>144039729
It's up to the community to control what kind of topics and the quality of said topics that's discussed in these generals to begin with though.
How are your quests going anon?
my not so well
Do you think e-sports is a thing or are you an adult?
also anyone wanna be my bf?
>>144039839
>dota 2 general
>discussing anything but dota
fuck off shit poster
>muh serious blogshiting might not be seen because of some anime pictures
>>144039870
lmao dude I've taken the minimum path to the NP quest and still haven't finished it
That's the only line I have any done in too
alright every 2nd post is just literally gay shitposting anymore. portogal and all of his erp fuckbois are awake i guess
>>144039930
But my posts are always 100% DOTA related, dudestein.
I'm actually tired of writing this over and over by now.
I'm beginning to think you nerds are just trying to fool me here.
>pick necro
>enemy team buys a pipe
>lose
wow who saw this one coming
Why is d2g so GAY
>>144039615
>you will never have a cute blind waifu to drink tea with
My Song Zhong Dan Cong Oolong is going to waste.
>>144040020
Hey anon wanna have some fun? I'll support you :3
>>144040071
>buying a pipe when glimmer cape does the job better for cheaper
what went wrong
>>144039870
Axe blink call is bullshit as ever game either ends too quickly or goes on so long you lose because Axe turns to shit past 40 minutes
>>144040220
>Axe turns to shit past 40 minutes
But he doesn't.
>>144040198
>1k mmr
kek
What went right? I was the purest maiden.I can also be your pure maiden. ;)
I did it lads
>>144040198
2 hearts lmao
>>144040198
You've posted this already. You know exactly what went wrong.
>Its a "highest mmr on your team is a maining autist episode"
>tfw you build three hearts on ck
>even though stacking skadis would be objectively better in every way
shit was cash
>>144040331
>Tinker
>75 TD
GAME TO LOSE
>>144040198
>letting Drow and np memepush your shit up
>that atrocious axe build
>>144036613
You could get a bkb + blademail and take out a key target guaranteed
Or you could invest 15k into some bullshit that's only useful in some insane hypothetical where the whole other team is all standing next to each other
>>144040415
>it's a "highest mmr on the enemy team has a 68% ranked winrate over 400 games" episode
>>144040331
Sven clicked things and they didnt have anything remotely capable of stopping him
Is there anything more satisfying in life than supporting a strong carry inside and outside of the game?
>>144040415
that's me. i only enjoy playing 3 heroes (cm, sky and veno)
>>144040331
Sven went ham and nobody could stop him
Pudge did work as well
The other team picked Tinker and core Abaddon
>>144040613
Do you know how he got that strong? Through the power of friendship and ERP!
>>144040789
Did you polish his sword for him?
>>144040087
i know the feel, anon ;_;
>They thought they could beat the Beesa
>>144040747
That Abaddon was actually jungle I think.
>>144040789
I only ERP with GIRLS, Anon.
>team picks chen, zeus, shaman and DK while i'm Slardar
>everyone understands that our line up needs to push early to win and not let the other team static farm
>we win fights and my team begins to static farm instead
a8FUAUFUCKK FUUFKF FUCU KFAUFKC UFKCU FKCUKF UFKC UFKC AUFFKCUF K FUCKC
>>144040895
Oh yes. And I made him brilliant as well.
>>144040974
I am a girl :)
>>144040220
i think these quest are designed for like 40min games
35 calls i just way fucking to much
usually you'll cal max 3 people, with 2 you are ok with. thats like at least 15 fights you need to do, way to much
Tried it twice, both time ended in under 25mins with 14 calls
Tried WR last quest, both times won in under 25, enemies always alone can't duo shackle
+dmg or whatever counter breaks a lot, i did at least 2 quests more which weren't counted
>>144041058
>>144041058
>I am a girl :)
Post Steam?
>>144040930
I just assumed it was offlane who got his shit smacked in by Sven, so he bought a talon to make up his farm
If it was indeed a jungle abaddon then thats another thing that went right for radiant
>>144041101
>designed
rofl
valve just took average shit and then put it into the game with no thought
on average an axe probably gets like 30 calls a game
however valve thought that was too easy so they added the blink part and fucked over the challenge
valve is fucking retarded
>Be Trash Canadian
>get destroyed by a brit
Seriously, how does this guy have a career in dota?
Bow to your Queen.
>>144041134
Just add me I told you who I am :3
>>144041139
The Earthshaker was offlane and got the shit banged out of him.
>>144041021
>hey m8 we killed them but they respaw in 40 sec, lets do rosh quick
>k m8 im coming , just to farm this 92296 camps
EVERY FUCKING TIME
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT SOME PEOPLE AR RETARDED
>>144041058
Post proof slut.
>>144041272
That just makes things even worse then, what fucking MMR is this
>>144041021
literally every pub ive played in the last 2 days
>pandaecuck
>>144041490
The nether reaches of 2.5k MeMeR
>>144041334
d-don't bully pls
hello does psg (patrick swayzes ghost) still post in this thread
wanted to ask a question
Will Beesa be going to TI this year?
>>144041058
You literally picked the worst place to be an attention whore, no attention you could get here is of any value.
I implore you to reconsider your life choices.
>>144041654
I'll do anything for (you)s
>>144041614
No we excorcised him and once again we lasthit efficiently.
>>144041812
>I'll do anything for (you)s
SMART (YOU) COLLECTOR
>>144041612
Sorry anon, but with MMR that low i'm gonna have to bully you now.
>Finally reach high skill
>Players are worse than ever, cant even do the most basic shit like pull small camp
>Dont believe in wards
This is what I worked so hard for?
>>144041643
Yes, DC + CoL will be invited directly, then FDL will win the qualifiers and be picked up by mouz
>>144038886
Its shit
>>144041924
p-please no ._.
>>144042006
Anything below 6k is garbage.
>>144042006
Most people climb by maining fotm and being selfish so the only thing they're actually better at is farming and fighting
Skilled supportcucks are also climbing but at such a slower rate there's a significant delay. Chances are your support is a core mainer who has no idea what they're doing and is also asshurt that they got stuck being a wardbitch
>>144042070
So what about EG?
>>144042006
Everyones going to be garbage until 5k+
Play what your team needs. You should know whats good, so do it.
Why is armlet coded so weird?
If you buy two armlets you don't get the second armlets attspd, armor, dmg or regen
If you have turn both armlets on and drop one you lose the effect entirely, and you don't even get two armlet effects
like why, double armlet isn't that gamebreaking. even if it was it'd be cool to see some stupid shit like four armlet centuar
>>144042006
Here is how it works
>get to high skill bracket
>enemy team is all really good
>your team is the worst Peruvians from the deepest dankest jungles
>despite doing alright yourself you lose horribly
>repeat ~20 times
>start getting good teammates
>Notice that the enemy team is getting worse every game
>notice that there is one good player on their team and no matter how well he plays his Peruvian team will lose the game for him
>you have successfully become the stomper instead of the stompee
>repeat for ~5 games
>move on to very high skill
>repeat
>>144042421
because the game is a mess of code etc etc
What went wrong?
>>144042519
>>144042421
I've got you nerds covered, man:
This game is a mess of code hammered into itself and build upon a complete mesh of instable versions. Every patch that comes out brakes more shit than actually fixes it and every time now since 2014 there has been a 3-4 Hero FOTM trend that keeps cycling to make the game more casual friendly.
Valvo knows for a fact that they can leave the game for broken and dead for months on in and push compendium bullshitting up your asses that despite all crying, it will still be steam's #1 most played game, since the community is filled with literally shit eater shitlords.
They give zero response, they give zero shits about balance, zero shits about support, zero shits about actual improvement, zero shits about new content and zero shits about anything that isn't jewing kids out of their parent's credit cards.
This is why they can push eccentric and useless, despite really "cool", stuff into Steam like VULKAN Support, which probably costed a precious amount of time and resources to develop that still even raw content when Valvo could have used the fucking 60 million big ones that they jewed over from DOTA tournaments to fix the game instead.
Now just think if all the money that went into the whole VULKAN Support shit had went allocated into fixing and improving DOTA 2. What kind of game would we have right now.
But instead, we have this, broken, mashed, hammered piece of shit, because yeah, no matter what, YOU SHITSTAINS WILL KEEP EATING VALVO'S SHIT BY THE SPOON AND LOVE IT.
Fucking end your lives, seriously.
>>144042421
really makes you think
>>144042421
You're expecting an awful lot from Valve
I suggest you stop expecting quality out of them unless it involves them making millions upon millions of dollars, and even then it'll still be questionable.
>>144042767
deshou?
>>144042229
Yeah I guess I have to play support now, if there's a single stealth hero in opposing team they shit their pants completely.
>>144042229
>>144042332
>>144042430
Thanks for the tips
>>144042816
really makes you think
>>144042430
>>start getting good teammates
>>Notice that the enemy team is getting worse every game
>>notice that there is one good player on their team and no matter how well he plays his Peruvian team will lose the game for him
>>you have successfully become the stomper instead of the stompee
>>repeat for ~5 games
>>move on to very high skill
>>repeat
holy shit it's bappeping
>>144042793
really makes you think
How viable is razor now?
I find him decent for pubs, but if we lack pushing capability we lose 80%
Agh is luxury and if i go get it, i fall behind in my core tanky items
do i do something wrong or what?
>>144042816
a dota a day makes you a fucking gay or something like that
>>144042930
he is an example of a "take at least 1 set of rax by 25 minutes or lose" hero
>>144043221
more like
take at least 1 set of rax by 25 minutes AND lose while your team afk farms for 30 more minutes
>I just need my 2nd heart bro
>>144042930
he really makes you think.
The cleveland show is absolute trash
So I decided to tune in to SingSing's stream tonight for a bit..
Man I wish I was famous like him...
Then I could have some dudester gift me this jewfest of a compendium with enough points to get the god damn Immortals Terrain already.
Life's sometimes pretty hard, dudes...
Damn, man..
>>144043950
really makes you think
C-can someone please explain this "really makes you think" meme
It went over my head
>>144042870
>>144042927
>>144043429
>>144044013
What a fucking trash meme
>>144044013
Yeah, dudestein.
It really does..
>>144042930
Theoretically good vs a lot of the popular carries right now, but unfortunately is a victim of falling off come late game and for that reason is very unreliable in a pub environment where everyone wants to farm and not push
Aghs I think is only something to get when you realize you need to be viable come late game, so you get it as a means of making pushes that much easier for your team
>>144042816
>>144042848
solo supporting against invis is almost futile. If your teammates are too fucking stupid to buy and carry detection, you lost. Especially if the enemy realizes you're the sole detection carrier, they'll just kill you first and you can't itemize against it because you're permabroke
>>144043950
fuck off weeb
no one is your dude
youre not going to be famous
youre going to die a no-name loser
you were a waste of a perfectly good sperm, egg, and all the time and money that went into raising you
at this point you arent even worth the cost of the bullet that should be going through your thick skull
>>144044201
Can someone post the one with the cute trap
>>144044201
But the chair on the 2nd image says League of Legends though..
>>144044361
We know.
>>144044306
Whoa...
Dude..
Not cool, man.
Not cool, dude..
>>144044537
Yea everything he said is correct.
is there a better feeling than knowing the fucks that ruined your games got what they deserved
>>144044584
Like, whatever, dudebro.
Whatev's, dude.
this place really makes ya think huh
>>144044642
>5 games of lp is a decent punishment
needs to have a matchmaking ban that permanently increases every time
>>144042816
who the fuck is that?
Man, this SingSing stream is boring as HELL.
What a fuk, man.
You have 10 seconds to explain why Sniper is not viable, /d2g/.
>>144044954
thank you :3
later homos
>>144044708
Yea
what's the best way to get (You)s in /csgog/
Guys what are some heroes than get online really fast also create space for your retard team including you to farm aggressively
The ones I know of:
TA 15 min
Lycan 8 min
AM 13 min
PA 10 min
Slark 15 min
Notice all of these heroes have waveclear and escapes.
>>144045479
Mentioning RNG and spouting typical /v/ shit.
So just pretend you're a butthurt shitter that demands vengeance for being shit at the game.
>>144045479
Stream your suicide.
>>144045479
>Getting (you)s in dead generals
Nigga what are you doing
>>144045479
ask them for sniper tips
>>144045494
offlaners usually, its their job to do exactly that
>>144044954
I wish I could be a cute trap
>>144045479
tell them how overwatch is going to kill their game
>>144045479
imply that the awp is a no skill point and click adventure rifle for cod babbies
>>144045729
based pedoTobi
>>144044642
>get 5 games of lp
>5 3 star quests done
niggas think i am getting punished with free quests
>>144045729
Man purge can really go fuck himself
>>144045729
Did Tubby actually deleted this tweet after?
In his defense, Hershlag was really fucking hot when she was 13.
>>144046003
>when she was 13.
i understand the special appeal of 13, but she's been hot for many years. worse now after kid etc but yeah
>>144041272
fk me i love luna :3
>>144045729
>pudgy
>white
>facial hair looks like pubes
>skin allergic to sunlight
>hates men more successful than he is
>hates women and minorities in general
>probably a pedo
>probably thinks he has a lot of potential, just "held back" by others
>absolutely shit at the game, still has plenty of balance ideas
>has 2d waifus
>makes all social situations awkward
HOW CAN ANYONE BE MORE OUR GUY THAN OUR GUY TOBI?
its a team throws for betting money in a shit tourney episode
