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>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198063032212/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=36485
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: https://www.reddit.com/r/dota2smut
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
IS FOR DEGENERATES
Previous thread: >>143737551
Thanks mods
A DOTA THREAD! BAN IT!
You win this time, Tiago.
nth for Traxex is the best waifu
>>143776091
That dp motion is the wrong way around.
so now only tiago can create threads
is that it?
Kinda wish I was dead tbhonest
>death prophet
CAN WE GET NEW JANITORS PLEASE
THE ONES WE HAVE ARE FUCKING RETARDED JESUS FUCK
JUST LEAVE
LEAVE YOU STUPID FUCKS YOU'RE NOT CLEANING ANYTHING YOU WORTHLESS EXCUSES OF A HUMAN
>slav internet
Not even once
hi guys which hero is the most METAL thanks
>mods are literal faggots
what the fuck happened to the af vp game
>7 series win streak
>Lose both finals
good old VP
AHAHAHAHAHHHAGHA
DOTARDS
>>143776309
alohadance dc for 15 min so they had to unpause
not sure why they forfeited the game they should have dragged it out as long as possible for him to get back in time for the next game
do mods and jannies even realize whats going on
>>143776217
>>143776253
Tiago is banned the OP can't be him :^)
>>143776309
Alohadance's internet got fucked by a storm and VP only had 10 minutes of pause time because BTS are fucking jews.
Hey. I need to RUSH THIS BEFORE 14 MINUTES for a challenge, who should I pick?
Were were you when w33ha and r3solution mercilessly shoved swindles face into the mud for 5 days straight, causing the complete and utter irrelevance of a once tier 1 team. Ensuring coL gets into no tournaments at all this month. Is this the first true NA dota rivalry? Or is coL finished?
>>143776269
>>143776305
What do you expect when that portugal idiot and other rping fags get acceptance emails?
>>143776423
clinkz
>>143776423
alchemist
>>143776409
>because BTS are fucking jews.
Are you implying pause rules are bad?
>>143776423
clinkz
>VP beat AF relentlesly in brackets
>AF makes it to finals against VP
>the gods bless AF and crash Alohas internet
THE GREEKS ARE DOING IT
THEY SHALL NEVER PAY DENBTS
>>143776423
NOT huskar.
You can't win.
>>143776423
visage
play mid you cant get a 3 min medallion and 6 min level 6 and brown boots then roam
>>143776505
>Giving out free wins is good
-d2g
>>143776576
>letting faggots delay games for hours is good
>>143776409
>pauses are bad for jews
MORE ADS TO RUN
>>143776423
visage clinkz gondar lycan
Dakota Cox is a such a perfect female pornstar name
>>143776423
Jungle Crystal Maiden.
get 1 point in W, 2 in E then max Q
Get Midas ASAP and brown boots, then always carry a TP to freeze people diving and secure kills. You can easily do it by 10~ if youre not retarded
>>143776423
Lycan
What monetary compensation do they get again?
Reminder that complaining about moderation is against the rules.
>>143776446
>>143776403
>>143776305
Yeah mods are literally confirmed shitposters. There was no reason to delete the other thread and this one is made by a shitposter
fuckers better dont cancel my bet im getting 9 dollars if AF win
>>143776609
>>143776576
> GREENTEXT
-4chan
>>143776801
the real thread just report spammed like the other one so both got deleted and shitposters could make "their" thread again
We can't complain about moderation
so let's
discuss
Like tiago would say
some DOTA 2
Because there's nothing wrong here :(
>>143776881
Can that happen? I'm going to get 0.26 dollars because I was too pussy to go all in.
>>143776423
visage, clinkz, alch, lycan
>>143776989
Would you lick her armpits?
>Playing football
>One of your players gets harmed
>Oh no problem he can just get replaced by one of his teammates.
>Playing Dota 2
>One of your players has shitty internet and disconnects
>LOL GUESS THE OTHER TEAM INSTANTLY WIN THIS IS FAIR AND BALANCED
>go mid
>win
>don't go mid
>lose
hmmm...
>>143777172
VP called gg. They could have played 4v5 or brought in a sub but they didn't feel like it. They chose to lose.
>>143777172
>comparing real sports with little boy games
>It's a no cores save money for buyback, spend all of their gold on a flashy item instead AND feed the aegis 30s after acquiring it episode all in one go.
I'm getting real sick of this writer's strike.
>>143777172
fuck off, this isn't LoL
no bench
Why do Dota teams only have 5 players?
Why aren't there B-teams?
>>143777172
>Playing football
>one of your players is using subpar equipment that breaks
???
>>143777172
They actually wanted to make this a thing, join an ongoing game but well it might comes out with pitlord and monkey king.
>>143777121
im not paying attention to the cast was it a confirmed ddos?
dota2lounge canceled bets before for ddos
>>143777172
if you use up all your subs in football you're shit out of luck and have to play with one guy less
can ryuuboruz PLEASE stop casting? (self.DotA2)
submitted 55 minutes ago by Tober BrokeBackToberWanKenober
he has 0 good thing and tons of horrible things as a caster! his voice and his everything are terrible!
>>143777172
>playing football
>you bring a team of 25~ players all to the venue, 11 starting on the field, 7 on the bench, the rest in the stands
>you're only allocated 3 substitutions through the set 90 minute game
>everyone is part of the team and rewarded as such when they win
>if one player is ill you can use another player in their place
>has been competitive for 100s of years
>playing dota
>team of 5 poeple, 2 subs
>nobody in the same place, spread across the entire country or continent
>its not possible to sub in midgame without having to recreate
>coding limitations prevent this
>win an even and only the 5 main players are rewarded, 2 subs can go fuck off
>if you use a sub for a lan, the sub splits their money with the official player on the team
>has been competitive for 5 years
yeah man, dota is so stupid xD
>AFs face RIGHT NOW
>>143777406
oh is a tournament thing, sorry i just realized this.
>>143777406
So you're saying never?
>>143777518
Sorry Nik take your pills.
>>143776091
>Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=36485
>Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: https://www.reddit.com/r/dota2smut
>NEWS & STREAMS https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2
>BETTING IS FOR DEGENERATES
well done mods.
>haven't made it to a lan yet
DO YOUR FUCKING RESEARCH HOLY SHIT
Anybody else taking a long time to find a game?
What could possibly go wrong?
Is this the blademail and radiance patch???
>>143777570
Which pills?
>>143777656
dota2 is dying
>>143777593
you missed
>Latest patch: steamcommunity.com/profiles/...
>>143777738
>>143777729
NIK YOU MADE THIS THREAD? WHAT THE FUCK? SEEK HELP.
>>143777593
>Latest update link still shows Nik's profile
>Comp analysis status still shows link to a ton of subpar dota porn
No, mods are faggots, and deleted the other thread that was fine
>>143777729
The cyanide pills
Why is the battle pass 9.99 on the website but 13 dollars ingame?
Your country, city
When was the last time you had a major power outage
>>143777836
The other thread was made TOO EARLY retard.
>>143777875
USA, Pensacola
last time there was a major hurricane, 2008 or so
>>143777172
>>143777548
Oh, I forgot to mention
>playing football
>enemy player slides your CF
>he cant play the rest of the game
>you replace your CF with one of your subs
>the other teams defender who slid your CF gets a red card
>other team cant replace their carded man
>after this all happens guy on our other team deliberately falls over from minimal contact
>our left back gets a yellow card
>yells the ref to fuck off in the heat of the moment
>gets upgraded to a yellow
>we cant have a new player on the team
>playing dota
>allchat and call the enemy team a bunch of sissy faggots
>nothing worse than a few seconds off of your draft time
>dotards complain about this
>>143777875
Pakistan Islamabad. Every day last year before August. I live in yurop now so I don't get them anymore.
>>143777875
Russia, Kiev.
Last power outage was a cou
>>143777875
Germany, Bremen.
Literally never in the last 25 years. Because Germany is not a third world country.
>>143777875
brazil, colatina
2 months ago
>>143777701
Nothing
youre 2k
theyre not gonna buy a gem on dire
>>143777875
USA, Long Island - 2012. Hurricane Sandy.
>>143778161
You know nothing.
>>143777875
Argentina, Mar Del Plata. The worst fucking shithole it has, and that is AFTER it's capitol city.
I have power cuts every few weeks, since my electricity company is shit, and won't change a transformer from the 60s, even though it could bring health risks, and they do so because they know I can't get the service of any other electricity company. But the hugest power cut we've had was in 2011. Some shit happened at a major central, and half the province was left without light
>>143777875
Rusland, Moskau
2005
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2005_Moscow_power_blackouts
Lots of drinking that day
>>143777875
England, Leicester, Lifelong.
12~ years ago there was some mad snow in the UK in the middle of fucking april or some shit and nobody was expecting it.
>>143776435
>TOP #1 NA TEAM (DC)
>HAS 1 AMERICAN PLAYER (Moo)
Kek
>There are people in this thread who live in third world shitholes that actually get POWER OUTAGES
What the actual fuck.
>FNG
Fucking russian weebs.
>>143777863
I mean I don't see a difference in content. the battlepass is just cheaper on their site.
Why did they pick Elder Titan
>>143778408
LUL 4 EU > 3 EU LUL
LUL 2 NA < 1 NA LUL
is reddit already whning about sunray?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24S06KOZLYE
alohadance right now
>>143778857
Sunray was already nerfed retard.
>sunray
>>143778553
I am white, but honestly, I don't take too much pride into it, since that alone doesn't make up for my greasy face, shit curls, and grains.
I'm like a third-world version of ixmike
>>143779063
Are you the awoo poster?
>>143778951
>6 seconds more cd was a meaningful nerf
lmao
it just needs a little less range
>>143779063
>I'm like a third-world version of ixmike
as much as I love mikeand I love mike a lothe's the 3rd world version of himself.
He's a bit fat greasy brown dude with a pedo stache.
But thats why I love him.
>>143779118
Fuck no. I have a little bit of dignity as to do that, Jesus Christ.
>tfw ez arcanas from AF
thanks to that guy who recommended the ml and +1.5 bet
>>143779063
what are grains
RYUBURUUZ ARGUING FOR QUELLING BLADE SPECTRE
IS HE PSG?
>>143779315
you should get a quelling blade on literally every melee hero
>>143777915
no it wasnt. the old thread filled up within the next 10 seconds anyway so it was fine especially if it fixes the OP. of course seeing fixd threads being posted right before your shitposting threads totally wasnt your actual issue :^)
What bad habits do you guys have with heroes
>Playing Invoker
>When I cast Sun Strike I can't help but stare at it to see if it hits anyone.
>>143779428
>waah why aren't OPs catered to me only waah
kys
>>143779315
I get it for denies and it helps me deal with timbersaw
Wow, audio problems in dotatv on a BTS tournament. What a surprise.
>>143778435
Oh hey, you don't think first world countries don't get power outages?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_major_power_outages
Also, American here. I still get power outages if a windstorm's bad enough.
>tfw communication ban over
>tfw finally out of lpq
is there a better feeling?
>>143779283
Basically, that thing corns are made of? Having them in your face.
>>143779210
I don't have the mustache, not even that. I'm fucking growing a neckbeard, and I hate it.
>>143779451
Pulling the ET spirit back before the crack explodes so I can start bashing skulls
>>143779620
I've literally never experienced a power outage in my first world country :)
>>143779620
>America
>First world country
>>143779505
>op has to cater to retards and shitposters like me, link to porn subreddit so funny lmao xd
Kill yourself you fucking idiot. The other anon is right
>>143779505
>shitposted threads with shitposters putting their literal steamprofiles into the OP
>not catering to (You)
whew.
>>143779953
>>143780006
>Getting this angry over a few lines of text
wew lad
>spectres still dont just buy a casual vitality booster into radiance
>AF picked 0 stuns
???
>>143779792
you are truly blessed by allah
>>143779580
Quelling blade doesn't work on denies.
FAST
1 Hero you would rather have XP but no Gold onphoenix
and
1 Hero would you have have Gold but no XP onviper
AF IS BACK IN THE TRASHCAN
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>>143780286
manly draft
>its a juggernaut buys vanguard instead of an actual item episode
>>143778450
Don't post pictures of my girlfriend.
>>143778450
Who's the qt mate
>>143780579
They never left it retard
this is their big break if they win
They should add a burn component to sun ray so that even if the phoenix doesn't keep the ray on someone for the full duration it will still apply the full damage
maybe then he'll be viable and people won't just keep walking out of sun ray
>Sun Ray now doesn't work during the night
fixed
wew 0 stun draft so good
its a 1 trick poney hero episode
why are the casters not talking about the aura
>>143781312
>playing et as a support
>lose
wew
>>143781053
>>143781223
>sun ray deals double the damage during the day
there, fixed
>>143781223
sunray damages during the day
and heals during the night
problem sovled
>>143781312
FNG is doing so much for VP.
Are you idiots fucking serious?
>finish game
>alt+tab back to /d2g/
>no (You)s
>>143781478
Hi there!
>>143781583
Are you a support or a carry player? :3
>>143781483
>fng is doing so much
>nofear sets up every stun with ult+party ring
>once fng presses 2 buttons G and aloha rip through the back lines while yoky roars at any heroes on in the party ring
FNG doings so much works yeee
@143781507
:^)
so madara was just a meme after all?
>>143781627
I can play either!
>pick 0 str carries
>sunray doesnt do anything
whew lads, not that hard desu
>>143781689
CM.
How long does it take to get the battle pass to level 125? How many games does it take to get one level?
who is a bigger slut
lina or cm?
>>143781776
Literally impossible if you don't pay for levels.
>>143781792
>lina
>slut
lolno
>pick SD
>lose
wow that was unexpected
>Pick Spectre
>Lose
>>143781693
the retard ds getting caught out and not using wall vac every clash is the meme
>>143781776
quests and wagering
but you have to win to get anything
>its an AF takes it to 5 games against a russian team for the 5th time this week episode
>>143781898
/id/stary
Add me up, let's play some dota! :3
>>143781776
You get a level every 1000 points. A guy on Reddit made the math, and you can only get about 70 levels, or so, by playing.
>>143781693
Madara is really fucking good, it's impressive how far he manages to carry his shit team.
Hopefully he'll be picked up by a t1 team after TI
SKylark kick when? Get bone7 or something
>>143781835
Thanks for the warning, won't buy it then.
>>143781943
That doesn't answer any of my questions.
>>143782098
>Boner7
They want an upgrade not a downgrade.
>>143781976
So if you get the level 50 pack you need to buy another 5 levels to get 125?
>>143782254
Realistically, you'd have to buy around 25 of them.
>>143782049
Which team? EE after they kick rtc?
>>143782254
predictions and lina balls too
>>143782254
Maybe. That, or you'd have to be really lucky with the Fireball thing (Impossible, since it's rigged so that you can never get the 24k points)
>no hero that can win without depending on his lane partner
>>143782374
-noskill
+madara
ez majors
Guys? Whichever team has disrupter is winning even against Phoenix. Does it mean disrupter is even more OP?
Static field and storm is literally a free teamfight or pickoff
>>143782480
JUNGLE LC :^)
>>143782502
n0lans will see OG dead before he gets kicked. But Miracle+Madara would be the unstoppable team.
>>143782605
>LANE partner
>>143782480
offlane heroes?
>he doesn't build tranquils on pugna
>>143782109
Like I said you have to win to get any points to level up/complete quests and each level takes 1000 points
If you really want 125 then pay for it because even if you find a steam group to grind it will probably take a long time
>>143781689
>>143781898
>posting steam is now bannable
But isn't steam dota 2 related? Isn't it the platform you play it on? Do the mods and janitors know what is dota 2 related and what isn't?
>carry lets you take a sip of his bottle
>>143782480
>teamwork matters in a team-based game
whoa
>>143782827
They're paid blizzard shills, only battle.net is allowed
>AF got disruptor
yeah gg
>>143782890
It didn't used to matter back before 6.82
>>143782845
INDIRECT KISSU?!
>>143782502
fly will never kick backstabby
>>143782940
>picked Puck
nevermind
>it's a /d2gay/ thread
>>143783207
That's every thread.
>>143783207
>it's a /d2gay/ thread
>puck picked
ITS FUCKING OVER.
>>143782845
>Carry buys you a gem
Apparently trying to find someone to PLAY DOTA with is OFF TOPIC in /d2g/
>traxex
Anime carry playing Drow
I miss these episodes guys ;-;
I echo slammed to stop an antimage from TPing, but he still TP'd.
WTF Dotards?
>>143784009
Git gud
>>143784009
Thanks for doing compendium quest ;)
>>143783867
please kill yourself
>>143784115
This isn't Dota related.
>FNG: "Hold on I will switch provider."
>Russians can just switch ISPs on a whim
>*pauses game*
>im gonna switch provider
What did he mean by this
WHY DO THEY LET KOTLGUY CAST
>>143784247
Meanwhile capitalist USA has one provider only :^)
>>143784247
>>143784260
>contract to multiple ISPs
>swap cable when needed
>>143784184
neither is your mom but I still fuck her
>>143784247
I have never wished to learn to speak russian so much as I do now.
>>143784247
he probably just has backup lines in case one fails, EE has something similar at home
>>143784325
Americans don't know what "multiple ISPs" means, anon. They only have Comcast thanks to capitalism providing the perfect conditions for monopolies to form.
Anybody wanna play Dota once this bo5 is over? Post your Steam IDs.
>>143784486
bu bu but muh NA bulls haha eurocucks actually having a service provider providing a service haha cucks
>>143784486
hey man, I have Char "randomly stops working for 30 seconds at a time" ter.
>>143779157
> he didnt play when sunray used to slow people for 30 % and sticked 3 seconds after
kill you are self
>>143783867
im pretty sure ban evading is off topic :^)
>>143784916
I'm not banned retard.
Why does Death Prophet have a skill that's better than Pugna's ultimate in every single way?
Quick!
Post that Tusk image.
You know the one!
>>143784009
>>143784038
>>143784102
match id 2398934974 , around 30:45 if anyone cares
that's game
nice try now pay debnts
I TRIED SO HARD
>>143784009
echoslam isnt actually a stun
>>143785264
why would you think he expected some hot girl? he expected tusk. he even said so, stupid.
>>143785360
when will we get the Tusk arcana that makes him a kawai mango girl.
nice glyph
>>143785264
Maybe you didn't have aftershock.
>>143785323
ok I see what actually happened now
>>143785548
He was in Echo Slam range but not in Aftershock range
>>143785304
How cant it be a stun?
>he spent 2k on a dominator instead of a dragon lance
really hating this "quote the incorrect posts" meme desu
>"Professional" players still haven't discovered the best Drow build
>1 man dream coil a void after he gets all his spells off
lmao GREEKS EVERYONE
Skywrath fed from the beginning
Everyone left just after Invoker left the game
>be me
>be nice guy
>help opponents finish their quests
Btw it was ranked game
So tell me why do guys like these exist...
>play dota
>lose
FUCK THIS GAME I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT IT
>>143785772
Fuck off turk.
what is this draft lol
>>143785739
That build is retarded.
Tesla ranger is where its at.
Skylarks gotta go
CHRONOSPHERE
PAY DENBTS
big boy chronos coming through
>>143785772
sometimes they are friends / multibox accounts
>pick puck
>lose
WHY DO PROS STILL DO THIS REEEE ITS LITERALLY WIN LANE, LOSE GAME THE HERO
>AFags on suicide watch
AFags on suicide watch
>AFags on suicide watch
AFags on suicide watch
>AFags on suicide watch
AFags on suicide watch
>>143785764
>anything other than skadi for orb on drow
>>143786031
spoke a bit too soon there
>>143785986
I checked him
He has 5k hours in Dota and had highest MMR on our team
oh shit is AF doing it?
>>143786127
>Buying shit like Skadi when Deso is the most cost efficient damage item for buffing up your team
>Badara
>>143786281
>most cost efficient damage item for buffing up your team
No, that would be 5 aquis on drow.
>>143786394
>?
?
>Clinkz can have near perma invis
>Clinkz can eat a creep to fix his HP problems and give him a huge chunk of damage
>Just with a desolator he can melt heroes in two shots
How is he balanced?
How is the Clinkz balanced?
ALMIGHTY GODS OF OLYMPUS
STRIKE DOWN THIS RUSSIANS ISP AGAIN
SO THAT WE MAY WIN THIS GAME
AND PAY OUR DENBTS
>>143786501
Absolutely 0 disabling or utility abilities
If he gets behind he's a non-factor
>>143786501
Cuz he's actually shit lmfao
>>143786501
FREE BAD QUAS WEX INVOKER???
>>143786515
Flat boychests are better to be honest
>>143786763
That's pretty gay, anon.
>>143786848
So? Nothing wrong with being gay.
>its a "the team that doesnt deserve to win ends up winning" episode
Uh, I thought trying drow cheese in the final game and losing was VP's thing?
>Drafting a Drow strat when your team only has one good player
>>143787102
>the team that doesnt deserve to win
But they are not the ones that picked Puck.
>>143786501
I don't know.
>blaming Thug for going Puck
?
Euls or Aghs are just as gamelosing, at least he's trying to deal some damage.
>Egg works inside of chrono
>But death ward doesn't
Dotards?
>Get a FREE win
>Still lose the BO5
>the only EU team in the last 5 of the EU qualifiers doesnt qualify
why cant CIS teams just fuck off to their own brackets
Does Puck even win games? I always see it getting rekt
>>143787558
Usually Puck wins Drow games. But only if the player isn't terrible.
>>143787338
>blaming player for picking shit hero
Well... yes?
is ryuu legitimately retarded?
why don't people pick wind surfer with drow? She combos nicely
Then pick something like silencer so you can actually zone the void
Don't pick the worst hero in the game, shitseer, pick a spirit breaker or ranged offlane like puck/invoker/whatever
DAT THE FUCK CHRONO
>>143787549
all those people crying for bo5 as a standard should see this
extra games just let the worse team come back and win
>>143786067
>>143786134
>>143786138
>>143786448
>>143786515
?
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/b/b9/Wind_lasthit_07.mp3
>>143787686
I'm 100% white.
>>143787675
Windrunner's a shit hero atm desu
DID YOU FALL FOR THE MADARA MEME DEE TOO GEE LMAO?
>>143787760
>worse team
>almost stomping with sven
White people did nothing wrong
>Free win
>Still lose the BO5
GREEKS BTFO
Can anyone tell me how this fucking hero is in any way balanced what so ever? And how hard will he be nerfed? AlsoHow do you counter him
t:3,5k
>People ITT literally crying about BO5s letting the bad team win
If a bad team can comeback and win in a BO5 format, doesn't that just mean that there's something inherently wrong with the game itself?
>>143787827
winds shit by herself
an extra 70 damage put on her by a drow aura makes her pretty good
I wanted AF to be good, but seeing as that's not happening, where should Madara go once the roster locks open?
>>143787986
dual lane against him with silencer+1
>>143788036
I want to be Muffet's sexslave.
>>143787986
Zeus, AA, EArthspirit, Bloodseeker
>>143787986
I just pick clinkz, snowball, get early orchid and don't stop hunting this shitstain.
>AF ever winning a final.
lol.
Where is the model folder in dota 2 I've been looking for a hour
>>143788085
Oh wait he just makes a shadowblade and boom he can snowball and dont even get me started on when he gets a goddamn echo saber ontop. Oh and add a skadi and hes nearly unkillable. He does too much with too little.
He outperforms pretty much any carry 6 slot with those 3 items + boots.
>>143788019
Online Friend Substitutes are just different in other parts of the world. Westerners watch people play games, asians watch people eat.
>bad teams continue to get invited to events
>good teams can't get into them because competition for the few remaining spots is so intense
That's the real tragedy here
>>143788085
also max silencer's E, then his Q, skip his orb
slark is now a glorified memecreep
>>143788316
sorry, goy, it's a business
>Its a you have to buy all the wards as the carry episode
At least I know I did all I could.
ITS OKAY GUYS ITS OKAY
I LOST ALL MY IMMORTALS AND ARCANA BUT ITS FINE IM STILL ALIVE I JUST CAN'T BET ANYMORE. DONT FEEL SORRY FOR ME....
I JUST WANTED MADARA TO WIN BECAUSE VP WAS ALWAYS TRASH.
ITS FINE GUYS ITS TOTALLY FINE.
FREE MMR ALBUM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rTjJWUwQQ0
>>143788303
speaking of which, SingSing is streamingu. But why did he quit Overwatch in less than day when he still regularly streams The Culling?
>>143788298
you rape him in lane and ward their jungle, just follow him around and tunnelvision the fucker
he'll have no farm to build even an quilla
>>143788590
Because he doesn't find it fun?
>>143788473
> BECAUSE VP WAS ALWAYS TRASH
not this week :^)
>>143788590
He plays it between Dota games, tho.
Answer: There's nothing in that game that's worth staying for. It loses it's charm after the first 2 days of playing it
>>143788316
Nice try goy, but the summit hasn't even announced invites yet.
Fuck AF seriously.
This is the second time I've lost it all because this TRASH memeteam.
>>143788704
This
Unreal Tournament: Team Fortress Edition kinda gets boring real quick.
>>143788835
>unironically being a degenerate
Do people not read the OP?
>>143788858
>>143788704
so why is Team Fortress still so popular if people only play one game mode on one map?
>>143789068
which was made by a degenerate. your point?
>>143789309
Because for its time it brought a unique feel and flavor to the FPS genre, and as we all know familiarity breeds comfort. So what reason do long time TF2 players have to leave that environment?
>>143787986
Bloodseeker
>>143789478
No it wasn't.
>>143789309
because it's FREE
>>143776423
Bristleback is how i did it.
Why is Overwatch porn so much better than Dota porn Dotards?
>>143790358
Because Blizzard pays for it?
>>143790586
and then copyright claims it?
>>143790586
Why doesn't Valve pay for porn? This is why this game is dying.
>>143790358
Dota doesn't have waifu pandering
Overwatch does
>>143789309
Amazing gunplay, really great movement, and the writing is genuinely funny. I mean, how can you not love a Medic that sees his patients as experimenting bags, or a Soldier that is actually a crazy old man who took a boat and went to kill nazis until 4 years after WW2?
>>143790586
They pay for it to bring an audience in the first place, then have people remove it with copyright claims?
YOU COULD PUT ALL OF THE BEST WRITERS IN THE WORLD, AND THEY STILL WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>143790690
Well yes, to draw people away from the fact that they're paying for it.
>>143790773
Dota should have waifu pandering.
>>143790704
>Valve
>paying for something
they would release it as a stretch goal, make people pay for it, and then collect 25%
>>143790929
You are the cancer killing video games
>>143791026
No I'm pretty sure it's you.
>>143791194
>Lets sacrifice the integrity of a video games content to pander to waifu fags for free $$$
normie
>>143790358
Dota girls are still infinitely better though.
>>143791385
waifu pandering and good gameplay are not mutually exclusive though.
See: Overwatch
>>143791506
>Using Overwatch as a good example of balancing good gameplay and pandering
0.50$ has been added to your account
Anyone shilling Overwatch outside it's general should be banned
>>143791909
This.
>>143791909
It does have better porn though.
>>143791909
How can you shill a game to people who already have it?
What the fuck am I supposed to do till Manila?
>>143792002
So does League=
>>143792035ERPwith me to pass the time.
>>143792002
If the porn is the only good thing a game has going for it, that says plenty about the rest of it.
>>143792279
A good game doesn't need anything else.
>>143792035
Play dota
How is this hero balanced
>>143792535
Jugg is THE balanced hero. He's just okay at everything. You can't get more balanced than that.
>>143792035
Play gemtd
Why is Tide not more popular in this meta?
>naturally tanky character
>reduces damage making your tanks able to tank more
>reduces armor making the enemy tanks tank less
>motherfucking RAVAGE
>>143792324
>It doesn't need to have good gunplay
>Doesn't need mobility
>Doesn't need to be well balanced
ok
>>143792535
lmao how the fuck is jugg even a problem like nigga just stand in the minion wave
>>143792608
>Best crit in the game
>Can delete whole teams with his ult
>Useful in push strats with his Healing Ward
>FREE BKB
>Better BAT than most other heroes
Yeah he's "okay" at everything.
How long untill pros finally find out how overpowered Kunkka is? X marks the spot is easily the best non ultimate spell in the entire game. It's literally a "click hero for free kill" spell
>>143792752
Don't forget best healing skill in the game
>>143792649
BKB
>>143792752
Every hero is OP if you look at just their strengths.
>It's another "enemy carry has blademail so you can't fight him in any point of the game even with bkb episode"
epic meme icefraud
>>143792908
Jugg has no weakness.
>>143792758
Glimpse is better
>>143792910
Build your own blademail???
>>143792758
Because X Marks the Spot is badGlimpse
>>143792948
How come his winrate is pretty much exactly 50% then?
A 5.4k players picked LC jungle and didn't rush blink
>>143793000
>Enemy carry is Naix so he ignores your blademail and fucks you with Echo Saber™ while you kill yourself on his blademail
epic, simply epic
>>143793150
Shitters pick him and lose.
Who the fuck do I rush heart by 25 minutes on?
Alch? Doom?Wisp?
>>143793205
*force staffs away*
psssh... nothing personnel kid....
>>143793194
>jungle lc at 5.4k
thanks for this post i'll never play ranked again
>>143793269
death prophecy
STOP PUTTING A STEAM PROFILE IN THE FUCKING OP
>>143793205
Why do people build echo saber on Naix? He gets free attack speed from rage and armlet so you don't need it.
>>143793405
You should add that profile.
>>143793469
To try and burst people down before >>143793353 happens
>>143793469
The stats alone on Echo Sabre are worth buying it
The effect is just a nice bonus.
>>143793405
What do you expect when a thread with the correct OP is deleted because the mods are shitposters, and try to defend their choice with a stupid excuse like "THREAD TOO EARLY XD"?
WHY DIDNT SING CLICK ON THAT RIKI I WANTED TO SEE HIS ITEMS, FUCK YOUU
>>143793405
the autists cant handle it
the general is too retarded and lazy to do anything about it
this is the new gen
accept and adapt or die trying
>Game is Hard
>>143793353
>Force Staff Away
>I'm the carry so since i force staffed away he killed my entire team
nice
So I don't play DotA, i just kinda watch it competitively. I've been watching for a while, so I understand a bit, but I had a thought not long ago and looked it up to be shot down.
Then after watching DC beat scrublord swindle w/ it, i feel like I have to ask
Why is everyone convinced that puck wouldn't work at positions 3-5? All he needs is levels, he needs practically 0 farm to be useful, from what i've seen.
>>143793380
good players start at 6k.
>>143793557
>He's still mad that his early thread got nuked
>>143776091
Why do we even have links lol . . .
>>143793704
I wasn't even the one who made it, but thanks for the (You)
>>143793687
i don't want to play with shit players to get to play with good players
i just want to have some fun
Honestly i don't even know why i bother anymore.
>>143793668
3 puck used to be a hot meme not too long ago.
Anybody wanna play Dota 2?
>>143793668
Becausepuck just doesn't work
>>143793668
before tome supports didnt get a lot of levels
#3 puck was never bad
d2g is extremey closed minded and retarded when it comes to theorycrafting
>>143777875
Brazil, João Pessoa
A couple of months ago
>>143793838
?
If you played against 'good' players you would get consistently stomped and likely be miserable.
What if Omniknight's Repel purged enemy BKB?
>>143789612
Nik you are a degenerate. You can't speak against betting
>>143794565
I'm not a degenerate though. I only do morally correct things.
>>143794519
What if guardian angel couldn't be purged?
>>143794519
What if Diffusal didn't work on Repelled targets? Would Omni be viable then?
>>143794519
what if bkb was purgeable but never went down in duration?
Come Home White Man
>>143794857
What if BKB had a random duration between 5 and 15 seconds?
>>143794897
>$0.50 have been added to your account
>MANILA IS FOUR
>F >O >U >R
>O
>U
>R
>4 >4 >4 >4
>4
>4
>4
>FOR >FOR >FOR >FOR
>FOR
>FOR
>FOR
DAYS
>>143794951
Go home, CK
>>143794897
PogChamp ▬▬ι══════ﺤ 竜神の剣を喰らえ
>>143795026
What time is it going to be running?
I guess I should start sorting out my sleep schedule for it already.
>>143794897
Honesly though, Blizzard hasn't made anything worthwhile since burning crusade.
>>143795026
Only the group stages, though. It's still esports, so I don't give a shit. Whatever puts the main event closer
>>143795130
>Honestly though, Blizzard hasn't made anything worthwile since WC3 and Diablo 2
FTFY
>>143795130
?
The OW porn they've been putting out recently has been pretty great.
>>143795121
starts 2 am GMT
:^)))))
what if we added a new stat called charisma?
>>143795390
Would you mind telling me what time would that be in Argentina?
>>143795289
That's fan-made though
Blizzard is a high-class company for well rounded gamers and would never resort to making pornography of their game as a marketing strategy.
>>143795390
Literally why?
Fucking pinoys.
>>143795529
about 11pm start time
Reminder that australians get executed once they enter the Phillippines. Tobi and Godz are as good as dead.
>Climb 200 mmr
>Lose 200 mmr today because I'm muted and can't communicate with team mates
it's like if i'm not there to communicate where my team should be and what they should do they just achieve literally fuck all and wind up with zero tier 1 towers taken by 25m.
i'm the driving force behind my wins and now that i'm muted I can't fucking wrangle teams to try push.
annoying as fuck. and i got muted over a game where my team won, too.
>>143795635
Why did you answer your own question?
>>143795609
>$0.05 has been added to your account
>>143795664
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. I hate being in school.
Thanks anyway
>>143795609
Back to the HoTS 2.0 with you
>>143795728
Calm down Khanzeal. Why did you delete me from your friendlist?
>>143795714
Is the Philippines one of those weird countries where you get executed for drug offenses?
>>143795927
Yes because they're literally a puppet state of the USA.
>>143795609
They're also taking down SFM porn cause of (apoarently) Kotaku it seems
Lots of tumblrs and shit taken down or had content deleted
ded thred
dad gaem
>>143796425
>start making it a valuable sought after commodity
>more is produced
literally genius marketing.
>>143796425
Why would they ever take down good porn? Fucking americans I swear.
HOW THE FUCK IS AXE BALANCED
LE 6000 HEALTH 60 ARMOR HERO META XD
SO HECKIN EPIC
LITEALLY SPINS 5 TIMES A SECOND
1000
PURE
BKB PIERCING
AOE
DAMAGE
PER
SECOND
3
BKB
PIERCING
ABILITIES
HOW DO YOU EVEN WIN WHEN THEY HAVE AXE AND BRISTLEBACK
THEY LITTERALLY HAAVE 6k HP EACH
THERE IS NO POSSIBLE WAY TO KILL THEM
LITERALLY NONE
THERE IS NO ITEM YTOU CAN BUY TO NOT DIE TO AXE
LITERALLY NONE
3 BKB PIERCING SPELLS
PURE DAMAGE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>143796851
lmao just walk away xd
>>143796851
>how do I counter a stove?
>>143796851
>autism
>>143796538
1 - OY VEY YOU MADE STUFF FOR US. NOW YOU GOTTA TAKE IT DOWN
2 - DON'T FORGET TO PANDER TO THE OPRESSED MINORITIES FROM TUMBLR
>>143796538
Basically the way I read it:
>Kotaku on his deathbed still pulls shit articles to spite on people and whatnot, publishes article with extremely detailed stats about OW porn or whatever
>Blizzard "forced" to save face starts to take down sfm since it uses ingame models wich are copyrighted
Or something like this, you can go on /v/ for threads about it
They can't take down art obvioisly and even SFM is being and has been saved by people, gl taking it down from a hard drive
>>143796851
Literally pick Lifestealer or Slark
how come Axe still isn't meta?
>>143796979
Capitalism really ruins everything.
>>143796425
Lmao it's like people forgot that shit company closed some WoW server not long ago after all their blizzdrone fans begged them not to. Why are people surprised they're copyrighting sfm porn?
>>143797180
Capitalism =/= Corporatism
Ok, /d2g/, how do I tell my friends that I don't want to play with them and play solo MMR instead without hurting their feelings too much?
>>143797336
Oh god fuck off ayncrap.
>>143797140
Because for some reason phoenix isn't a first wave ban in every match yet
>>143797397
Keep blaming your problems on the green boogyman and continue to do nothing with your life
>>143797393
Tell them the truth and say you were diagnosed with autism.
>>143797205
Because you'd think they'd let that which brought an audience to their shit game in the first game to stay up.
>>143797393
fake your death and pretend someone hacked your account
or just pretend someone hacked your account without the death faking part.
>>143797397
every single ancap I've seen has worn a trilby/fedora. How can they not know by now
I couldnt get one fucking tower for 12 rounds..12 FUCKING ROUNDS
And i would have set a new record too..
Fuck this
>>143797397
>>143797674
>Anyone who can differentiate between two fundamentally different socio-economic systems is an ancap
Man I wish I could delude myself with poorly formulated ad hominem attacks like you guys
>>143797857
haha this nigga talkin like he websters dictionary lmaoo
>>143797857
There is literally no difference between capitalism and corporatism. Capitalism REQUIRES a state to exist and laissez-faire capitalism naturally forms monopolies. """""Anarcho"""""-capitalism is the stupidest concept ever devised.
Will it help to get 20 fps with low settings in this glorious high end Korean MMO?
>>143798045
Capitalism only requires government to the extent that people obey it's rules (You know, not murdering and stealing from each other which undermines it) but monopolies are in any practical sense a myth outside the realm of government. Having a monopoly in a competitive market place is borderline impossible. The only time monopolies form is when the government regulates out competition.
And I agree, anarcho-capitalism is a somewhat stupid concept, but I get this feeling that you completely misunderstand it.
>Tobi joining Sing stack
based
GOD TIER EARLY ITEMS:
>Helm of the Dominator
>Infused Raindrops
>Iron Talon
>Town Portal Scroll
>Boots of Speed
STRONG TIER EARLY ITEMS:
>Urn of Shadows
>Poor Man's Shield
>Soul Ring
>Magic Stick
>Tangos
>Wind Lace
>Orb of Venom
AVERAGE TIER EARLY ITEMS:
>Clarity
>Arcane Boots
>Tranquil Boots
>Power Treads
>Phase Boots
>Enchanted Mango
>Dragon Lance
>Glimmer Cape
>Armlet
>Bottle
>Euls Scepter
>Force Staff
>Point Booster
BAD TIER EARLY ITEMS:
>Blight Stone
>Hand of Midas
>Healing Salve
>Iron Branch
>Buckler
>Cloak
>Medallion
>Veil of Discord
TRASH TIER EARLY ITEMS:
>Bracer
>Ring of Protection
>Headdress
>Ring of Basilus
>Magic Wand
>Circlet
DOG TIER USELESS SHIT:
>Ring of Aquila
>Drums of Endurance
>Wraith Band
>Null Talisman
>Faerie Fire
>>143798394
>The only time monopolies form is when the government regulates out competition.
just lol
Where did you learn this? The austrian school of economics? The only thing that wants to be called science while not building upon empiricism?
I think there is a strong correlation between your number of reports and getting shitty teammates in your team
I used to be 3.5k-4k for 3 years then recently about 5 months ago I started non stop losing my games. I noticed all my teammates were cunts who refused to work together and often times fucked over there teammates for personal gain or to spite them. I think valve puts players with lots of reports together as a means of quarantining the "toxic" players from everyone else.
Pic related part of my loss streak and my recent reports
I went from 3.5k to 1.8k in almost all losses this can't be by chance.
>>143798593
>The only thing that wants to be called science while not building upon empiricism?
social sciences
political sciences
>>143798601
or maybe theres a strong correlation between you FUCKING SUCK and you getting reported
thoughts?
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>143798685
Social sciences and political sciences both build upon empiricism. That's why there's literally a billion studies to gather and interpret data in those fields.
Currently we are being raided by Activision Blizzard-hired shills, who are endlessly shitposting and trying to throw shit on Dota 2 and Valve, on Dota 2 general.
As the pool of shills are the same of JIDF and similar Israel controlled "creative marketing" institutions, they are also trying to devalue and shit on /pol/ while mis-using terms such as goy and calling Valve Jews to diminish its true meaning.
They are focusing hard on trying to portray Valve as Jews and Dota 2 base as "goys" for whatever reason they can, on a true Free to Play game that makes its revenue only through pixel cosmetics.
They are provoking people into shitposting and chaos by blatantly deceitful and provoking posts. They are calling people who enjoy the game valve drones.
Please report and ignore these posts for a better gulag experience, thank you.
>>143798593
I'm beginning to think you don't understand what a monopoly is. Because having a monopoly in a free market environment is quite the feat to accomplish.
Would you a Kaldr /d2g/
>>143799028
DELETE THIS
>>143798753
Reread the post, thanks.
>>143798989
I studied macroeconomics you fucking retard. I know what a monopoly is tyvm.
>>143798510
>TRASH TIER EARLY ITEMS:
>Magic Wand
i wonder who could be behind this post
>>143799202
Then please, explain to me how monopolies can form in an economic environment where competition isn't hindered or stunted.
is Red kill?
>>143799460
me on the top
PAY-2-WIN TERRAIN
PAY-2-WIN MMR FOR COINS
PAY-2-PLAY QUEUE
COSMETICS THAT GIVE YOU CONFUSION ADVANTAGE OVER YOUR OPPONENTS
TREES YOU CAN SEE JUKE PATHS
MMR RESET ONLY FOR PAYING CUSTOMERS
WHERE WERE YOU
WHEN VALVE MADE DOTA PAY-2-WIN???
>>143799604
Buying their compendium for the first time in two years.
>>143799365
>wasting gold on stats that do nothing
>when you could be saving up for a HotD
>>143799604
?
The terrain is pay to lose though???
>>143799604
>PAY-2-PLAY QUEUE
There is literally nothing wrong or p2w with this
>>143800051
>half the hero pool benefits from wand
>the other half the hero pool doesn't
no point in vaguely arguing
>It's another "4 stack teaching a new player how to play but they feed mercilessly" episode.I'm actually just sad that I have no friends who play dota ;_;
>>143800345
the entire hero pool benefits from wand
the entire hero pool benefits from every item
none of them benefit as much from wand as they would from SUPERIOR items
>>143798601
>>143798601
>>143798601
Respond to this compelling new discovery, thanks.
nice game dotards
very nice
>>143800537
it's called low priority
>>143800482
>tfw
In my last 30ish games i only played one or two with someone ;_;
>>143800562
thanks :D
>>143800482
I don't either, and I really don't give a shit.
I also don't really have anyone who plays Dota because it's not that popular in Argentina.
Well, I used to have, but since I played like shit, they never invited me again.
>>143800562
Danka, comrade!
>>143800345
FREE +4 ALL ATTRIBUTES???
>>143800693
Omg does anyone on this board had reading comprehension skills
>>143800863
DUDE IRON BRANCHES LMAO
>>143798601
jesus christ i needed this anon. thank you for letting me know that i'll never be this bad. i was sad over a 5 loss steak. but fuck.
>>143800873
>I noticed that when i get reported i get paired with extreme shitters
Yes, when you get reported you get paired with other shits who get reported.
Once again, it's called low priority.
I MISS THE OLD MAGIC WAND DESU LADS.
I'm going to play DP next game in ranked and win
>>143801029
DUDE SAVE UP FOR HOTD LMAO
>"i-i lose because there're hackers!"
reddit at it again.
if you hope valve magically fixes holes in client.dll you better leave for another game.
its unfixable and undetectable.
When does the "my teammates are all bad so i have to go mid or carry to not lose" in ranked meme end?
>>143801102
There is a difference between lowpri and not lowpri did you know this?
>>143801424
>Go mid
>Rape mid
>All the other lanes feed
>Head to other lanes to help but teammates are retarded and don't help stun/attack
>At the end of the game they say "mid didn't even leave Lane wtf"
>>143801424
literally never
how do i practice invoker
>there are people over at my house
>i am hiding in my room
>cant start a game because one of them could barge in at any second
>cant leave room and grab food because then i would have to talk to them
help
>>143801752
I played the invoker game for ~10 minutes then went into around ~5 bot matches then into unranked game
It took me ~20 games to master his quas/wex or exort builds
it's not difficult so don't fret
>>143801752
Demo?
Also please don't be another shitter who on average only uses 3-4 spells a game. If you're going to play Invoker, please learn all his abilities and their situational uses and practice using them.
Are there any heroes left that are a threat if they just afk farm?
Five years ago any semi-carry could just fuck off to the woods or sit in mid for 50mins and still be a credit to team. No matter how many last hits I net I'm always slower than carries that go around ganking.
>>143801752
invoker is a meme hero. bad players and morons always overrate how hard he is. imo puck is harder to play
>>143801941
>start game and queue
>go get food
>say hi to anyone you meet but politely tell them you're busy and can't talk at the moment if they try to pull you into conversation
wow that was hard
>>143801752
Invoker game, google it
>>143801961
>tfw I used to autistically play Guitar hero all throughout high school and now Invoker is my most played hero in Dota 2
Coincidence??????????????
>>143802060
last hits dont really matter anymore. this is a team fight / push meta which is why items like drums are so good now
>>143802195
>What are you doing in your room that causes you to be "busy"?? haha
>>143802108
>blink silence coil orb phase out
Literally impossible.
You'll never guess what hero this is, doturds!
>>143802108
You completely misunderstand the difficulty scale of Invoker.
It isn't that he is necessarily hard to learnEven though he does have a higher skill floor than most heroes, it's that hes hard to master. Just because you can spam the same three spells for mild success does not mean you know how to play Invoker.
also
>Puck
>Anywhere close to hard
>>143798601
so?
if this is true, then valve fucking deserves the money they're making for putting shitskins like yourself where you belong.
>>143802195
these are the type of people that will follow me back to my room dude. i cannot set foot outside of my room. they are leaving soon to go see the xmen movie soon so i think im going to be ok.
>>143802304
just come up with some relatedable bullshit, nigger
not everyone can say the same shit
if ur underage just say "homework xD"
if ur a shit stain just say "college work :_("
or if ur a neet then just say you gotta clean your filthy room, you animal
>>143802415
ncerophor
>no CoL v DC tonight
???
>>143800482
I'd play with you anon
Note I'm literally 1.2 mmr and mostly just a casual player.
>>143802948
>decimal mmr
how?
>>143802304
I'm playing video games grandpa its serious business, you wouldn't understand having lived through the war and such.
>>143801273
Suomi?
>>143803006
1.2k, apparently I'm retarded sorry
>>143803114
>Your 28 years old, aren't you a little old for video games?
>need to do bullshit pure magic quest
>Leshrek and CM already failed me
>playing Zeus
>enemy team is gathered
>THE TIME IS NOW
>blink in
>veil
>ult
>lightning strike
>arc lightning
>refresher
>veil
>ult
>lightning strike
>arc lightning
>entire enemy team is dead
>17/20
>lose anyway because team doesnt like hitting towers and enemy has rat lycan
FUCKING HOW?
>>143802757
Esports are ending. Nothing for the next 15 hours. But I really liked the value bets on DC vs CoL. Lmao. Swindle probably starts sweating the moment the games start now.
>>143803006
>decimal
>he doesnt know that in euro "," and "." are reversed
kys monkey
>2.5k
>viper gets 30 minute mek
>roaming mirana
>omni cant press spells
FUCK this shit. why do i have to spam heroes like spec and do fucking 35k damage just to win. holy fuck.
>>143803575
>unironically playing this game
It's your own fault
>>143803225
listen gramps you can't even navigate back to the yahoo homepage, now where is my envelope of money I need a new graphics card
>>143781647
1 button amplifying dmg by 6 trillion + stun is more than enough
>>143802678
wrong, it was purge all along!
>>143803915
>building viper as pure tank
Why do people do this.
He's a tanky attacker
>>143804095
>playing win the lane lose the game
damn....
>>143804095
he was also complaining about how "wow the enemy team are hard to kill" as he was finishing his heart
then he lost
I don't know if I'll ever be this happy about winning a game ever again.
>>143803915
>This guy is qualified to be an analyst at valve dota tournaments
???
>>143804217
Vipers ok if you can end by 25 minutes
>>143804406
based paranoid gundam lumberjack
>>143804406
enjoy losing your next game and rejoining 4k! :D
>>143801941
UPDATE: some people brought their kids over and everyone is now talking in the hall right outside my room. what the fuck do i do? i think i might sneak out through my window.
>>143804709I need to lose 2 games for that though.
Apparently somebody else was using alohadance's account during VP vs AF.
RIP VP
>>143804858
If you abandon your room I guarantee you'll find it ransacked by kids when you return
Stand your ground anon
God help you
>>143804858
offer to take care of the kids.
>>143804858
Start masturbating to trap porn
If they come in your room they will get the message to never bother you in your room again
>>143805114
implying anyone is gonna be shocked by something as normie as trap point at this point
>>143805114
>Start masturbating to trap porn
implying he already isn't
hence why he's acting like such a sissy to begin with
>>143804993
how could that be figured out?
>3 stack on my team
>they're all shit and feed.
>I refuse to play feed with them in a clearly lost game.
>3 reports
>low prio.
Now I know why I stopped playing this trash game.
Listen to the stacks demands or enjoy low prio.
>>143804858
START SHOUTING HAIL SATAN AS LOUD AS YOU CAN UNTIL THE NORMIES RETREAT TO THEIR PATHETIC FALSE GOD
>>143804993
where are you getting this from?
>>143804406
how the fuck is that axe 5.3k he literally lost the game on his own
>>143805471
>>143805661
I was watching Noone's stream when he suddenly abandoned and said he was asked to play for VP. The VOD is now deleted, but I guess viewers can confirm. Here's the game which he abandoned - 2398831814 (he was Sven, it's his smurf).
So just out of curiosity I went to find VP's match. Turned out they were facing Ad Finem in The Summit 5 European Qualifiers Finals. And here it was - Aloha was disconnected for a long time, admins were forcing an unpause. Fng said something like 'Please, 2 more minutes, his PC's asking for a code, because he went to an internet cafe to play', which is bullshit, I believe, Aloha never went to a cafe, he was at home waiting for his internet to work again, he even twitted 'now my internet works' soon after that. It was Noone who was trying to log under Aloha's account and thus needed a code. Ad Finem agreed to wait 2 more minutes, but reconnect never happened. I suppose, it's because the system not always (or never in reborn?) allows to reconnect to a game using a different computer.
VP played 4v5 and soon lost the game. Then the next one started, Aloha seemed to be back, he was playing Juggernaut, but the way he arranged his items wasn't the way he always does. And this is crucial. All players always stick to the same item-pattern and never change it during important series. ESPECIALLY THE BOOTS.
Now, look. The game I'm talking about: http://i.imgur.com/fimRbKc.png
, all other Aloha's Juggernaut games: http://i.imgur.com/tIWmnBt.png, and here it is - Noone's Juggernaut games: http://i.imgur.com/0FYPsMj.png
. See? So I guess, it really was Noone playing under Aloha's acc and I don't think this is allowed :)
Admins should look into it and investigate.
>>143805686
you wouldnt believe how awful people were in my journey from 3k to 5k
>>143799460
No I'm here
>>143805821
how long did that take you
>>143805842
Futa Drow WHEN
>>143805596
okay kiddo
>>143805950
it was fluctuating between 3.8-4.2 then i started a mad climb from 3.8 and stopped playing several times because ofpath of exile, all in all around 7-8 months. idk if i just got gud or been going through some stupid streak of luck. i've been spammingofflanein case youre wondering
do you think OD dirty talks Sheever with
"I'm about to get off, my high horse"sorry Sheeves, love ya
>>143805804
u have autism m8
and this is bullying
>>143806002
who knows
>>143805804
post it on reddit so I can upvote you :^)
>>143805596
What actually happened
>3 stack on my team
>one of them feeds first blood because I forgot to call missing
>start flaming at them and calling them shit
>the other 2 step in and say its my fault for not calling missing
>completely chimp out
>calling everyone shit and telling them to uninstall despite not doing well myself
>3 reports
>low prio
holy shit they finally left! im free! we did it boys!
>>143806283
do you think OD paints his dick orange so sheever think's its a carrot
and then he teases her by making her work for it by hanging it from her face
>>143805804
I think you make a lot of valid points, but why would VP lie about using a Standin.
>>143806524
yo my sides son kek
>can't think of anything to post that will get me (You)s
Best item build for offlane DK? Also skill build too would be nice, I often end up 2/2/2 then maxing stun but it feels stupid as fuck
>>143806639
heres a sympathy (You) friend
>>143806512
Congrats Anon. You successfully stayed in your room and did nothing.
Now you can get back to staying in your room and doing nothing.
>>143806584
probably can't just slot a person in
>>143806639
>tfw when (You) collecting business is going through hard times
I have rent to pay, idk if i can make it till next month
>>143806670
411 if ur mid/support/etc. can gank
114 if your literally solo afk for 20 minutes
>>143806512
Is that your sister anon?
what if regeneration refreshed your abilities only
Why does my drow want to pick last?
>>143807023
are you being serious
I just drew this. What do you think Germanbros?
>>143806945
FREE refresher orb?
>>143806939
no, shes my future wife
>all out of chips to bet
>nothing on tv tonight
>no esports
>no hockey
I feel like taking up drinking from being so bored.
ok so we know healing ward is basically an aoe heart
what if there was a mana ward that was like a bloodstone aoe
>>143807484
Es iz nietz
>>143807561
what if it had a 20% chance to refresh your abilities
>>143807484
>one reddit like 20 hours ago
>>143807647
What if there was a hero with an ability that gave a chance of refilling mana every time they cast a spell?
What if it was an aura?
>>143807583
race mixing is immoral, a sin, and an all around bad idea
>>143807774
i was just about to say this shit belongs on fucking reddit
>>143807647
what if bloodstone had an upgrade that lets it regenerate mana in aoe as active
>>143807838
shes worth it. literally perfect
>>143807886
i would be ok with this if it was an upgrade to bs with a 900 gold recipe
>>143808096
does she have an innie or an outie?
>5 losses in a row with faggots on mic and niggers doing quests
epic valve
simply epic
>>143807838
Confirmed retarded
what if when you killed yourself with bloodstone it counted as a kill and you got gold
>tfw you're playing hard carry and your support literally gives zero space for you to farm against a medusa
>wind up with a 20m battlefury with brown boots
>accelerate the farm and spiral out of control
>Medusa, Zeus, Witch Doctor
>Win against a base race because tidehunter double ravage
>>143805804
>Admins should look into it and investigate
they'll never know unless someone tells them
i hate saying this but since nobody looks anywhere except for dota2 reddit, post it there
>>143807583
Ayy congrats an anon with the guts to go full normie.
>>143808419
If it counted as a kill then you would lose gold since you got killed instead of suiciding.
>>143808247
what if the recipe costs 300 gold but you need arcane boots to upgrade
you get arcanestone boots
>>143808541
no you'd get gold for getting a kill and then you'd lose gold for dying
>>143808326
innie
>>143787986
You pick WK and build armlet blademail and kill slark at that point in two hits, or you pick PL and empty his mana in 3 seconds which absolutely ruins the hero.
AM is good against the hero but not so good in this meta overall, takes too long to come online.
>>143808096
I'm calling bullshit. If I bagged a qt like thsi we would never ever leave bed, Especially not to shitpost.
pr0n or it didn't happen anon
>>143808772
shes not mine... yet.
>>143808916
wow when did he get a sex change
>>143809027
>all asians look alike
ebin
Whats the canonical item and skill progression for this hero
What lane, which role, what playstyle?
fill me in gulag
do your worst
>>143809338
He belongs in the trash
>>143809338
Soul Ring -> Boots of Travel -> Blink -> Dagon 1 -> Euls -> Dagon 2 -> Dagon 3 -> Scythe -> Dagon 4 -> Dagon 5
Max march followed by missiles. value point laser to fuck right clickers. max last. Keep rearm at level 1 until you have a SIGNIFICANT amount of mana.
Spam march in between camps. Bonus points if your team stacks for you. Auto win your lane with march spam.
>>143810165
theres so much wrong with this that all i can do is give you an xd
xd
>online quals
>teams stream cheating
>players playing under false names
>ddosing
>ping disparity
OH BOY I CAN'T WAIT FOR TI6'S ONLINE QUALS :^))))
>>143810376
okay i'll fix it.
build 5 bottles and carry 20 tp scrolls with you at all times. max march and the rest of your points should go into stats and rearm
>>143810165
>maxing march to lane
wew
>tfw your am builds abyssal late game
>>143810550
good memepost, you're really just rolling with the punches here haha nice one lad
>say solo off or mid
>last pick axe come offlane instead of jungling
ez :^)
When will they learn?
>>143810516
Don't get why chinks aren't doing their qualifiers in a hotel again. The jew could also hold NA qualifiers at their place since they already held lans in there. Or hold the EU qualifiers at joindota. Where would the seaniggers go to qualify?
>>143810920
>aquila and soulring for mana
>then orchid
>orchid at all ever on clinkz
???
>>143805686
>sole initiator has a lot of deaths
xd guys h'es so bad
>>143811243
t. axe
Why aren't there more raw damage items in the game?
Why can't there be a Demon Edge+Desolator upgrade.
>>143811161
bloodthorn
that being said hes a dipshit and should have built desolator and diffusal blade
>>143811438
if only there were an item that gave you 300 raw damage. damn
>>143811161
>orchid is bad on clinkz!!!!!
love this meme
>>143811504
bloodthorn is expensive dogshit noob bait though
>>143811576
>le 4.6k for no damage and an easily dispellable debuff item is good on a carry
>>143811561
A raw damage item that doesn't involve you throwing the fucking game retard
>>143811576
>>143811504
these are the people that build linkens manta medusa
>>143811802
At least Orchid makes some sense on Clinkz because of his shitty mana pool/regen
Linkens+Manta Medusa is a whole different level of retardation.
>>143811802
did you even read my post you fucking shitstain
I only said hes buying orchid to build into bloodthorn not that its good KYSMM
>pick morphling
>enemy takes ET
at what time do you kill yourself
>>143812052
The moment you decide to play Morphling you fucking faggot
>>143811985
And? Going bloodthrone is also game losing? Theres nothing even to suggest he was going bloodthrone.
It's not like if he makes bloodthrone that it's suddenly a good build.
>>143811974
>just spend 4k gold to solve his mana issues (doesn't actually solve his mana issues)
>instead of buying a soul ring+aquaila and tread switching
baka
> Russians can't even bother to use standins
t. leddit
>>143811771
i guess icefraud wants some items to be dead ends
but he also created bloodthorn so its a matter of time before we start seeing shit like deso 2, mkb 1.5 etc
>>143812478
What a conspiracy. I'm glad I'm part of this hacker group called 4chan
>>143812478
That is some advanced autistic shit to take into account and use as proof to penalize a team. Then again it's probably true
>>143812478
please tell me some vpgate shit is happening at reddit
this sort of drama is always tasty
>>143792752
>best crit in the game
CK, lycan
>Can delete whole teams with his ult
Literally only if you're snowballing and decide you want to play around his ult by purchasing an aghs
>Useful in push strats with his Healing Ward
Oh wow, he can contribute to a team, fucking retard point
>Free BKB
That you don't use in the offensively past the mid game, but you probably don't know why because it's obvious you're a shitter
>Better BAT than most other heroes
Still gets beat out by alch
You're absolute trash
>>143812761
The only thing they did wrong is lying about standins. But the game engine is so limited and so shit that they're forced to do that kind of shit. You should be able to replace players in the middle of games.
What if Valve added a ranked gamemode that was exactly identical to AP, but the only penalty for abandoning is the standard -25 (you can still get LPQ from reports, just not abandoning).
Basically a leaver queue for ranked, so you can skip games with Pudge mids.
>>143813008
they lost the game where alohadance disconnected and never reconnected
they could've used a standin for the next game
>>143812878
I can't get back my rares can I?
The match was fucked up and my items are still gone right?
who else here /bantimbersaweverygame/?
>>143812478
This is some stupid as fuck shit if it's true.
Like why even risk being caught?
>>143813215
>what is kotl
>>143813112
Only if it's a direct port of Limited Heroes mode, for comedy factor.
>>143813141
That's bad I guess but shouldn't noone be pissed? Getting less publicity like this is bad for him isn't it? You'd like to tell people that you played in a game and won? So you get credit
>>143813141
if VP did use noone as a standin, the reason they had him use alohadance's account is because you're not allowed to have a standin from a player who competed on another team in the tournament
>>143812385
Orchid gives far more mana than soul ring + aquila. In terms of dps it's actually comparable to deso.
what if there were pro games played exclusively in limited heroes
>>143813334
There should be an option to replace people with bots if they abandon.
>Madara can literally NOT LOSE
lmao
>>143813332
>free food for timber
>for one meme spell
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>143813514
>Pudge mid abandons
>Gameplay improves 10000%
Yes please.
>camping mid
>win
nice game dotards
>>143813471
>orchid dps is comparable to deso
nigger what the fuck
>>143813540
What does that matter? I've still lost my arcanas
>>143813514
Valve needs to hire the guy who coded Broxybot so the bots actually contribute in high MMR games.
>>143813514
What if there was some sort of queue where you could fill in for people who abandoned, and if you lose the game nothing happens but if you win then its +10?
who are we watching???
>>143813626
he thinks orchid actually amplifies damage by 30%
>>143812910
Juggs crit is better than both of these.
Not an argument.
Not an argument.
Strictly false.
Not an argument.
You're fucking retarded. Have fun in 2k
>tobi black holes
>no one dies because he has sing playing morphling
Lina is my waifu
>>143813731
Nobody would use it even if there was no penalty for losing. People rarely abandon in games where victory is still achievable.
>>143813731
Yeah that would work. If there's no drawback, there would always be volunteers. But they also have the possibility of fucking up or griefing, so they need to lose 5 points or something.
>>143813817
>strictly false
you sacrifice all your fucking damage to use it you retarded piece of dogshit
>>143813626
50 dmg and -7 armor
vs
30 damage and 30 attack speed + the active
Deso gives a little more, but the orchid has more utility and is necessary vs some heroes.
>>143813817
lycan crit is pretty much the same as juggers except its locked behind his ult
but it also works for all his summons so that makes it fine
>>143813904
https://i.imgur.com/1D4iF7D.png
gay
>>143813817
PA has the best crit. Jug is only second best. After that it's CK, lycan and wk
>>143813908
>People rarely abandon in games where victory is still achievable.
Not so in my experience. People abandon more for shit talking and criticism than unwinnable games in my experience.
>>143814105
Juggs crit actually gives more dps overall.
>>143814002
And? It still has its uses. That wasn't your point either, so it's still not argument you idiot.
>>143813739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elarLmuDtzU
>>143814253
PA's dagger can utilize her crit.
>>143814253
the point was that it isn't used offensively, the reason why being that you can't deal damage while it's active
yes it still has its uses, but only defensive ones like using it to tp out
>>143813817
If you think that CK doesn't have the best crit in the game, you're actually fucking retarded.
>Uses blade furry offensively mid game forward
Oh, yeah you're just a brain damaged little 3k. Sorry for your handicap.
>>143779063
por lo menos poné grano en un diccionario, cara de teta
t. tu vieja
why am i playing an mmorpg right now?
why the fuck does everyone have quests?
what the fuck has this game become?
>>143814672
>he doesnt use bladefury to slow siege T3/rax
Post your favourite:
STR
AGI
INT
Heroes
Abaddon
Morphling
Le Electric Deer of Tower melting
Does anyone else love dota 2?
>>143815194
lmao fagit git gud
>>143815180
le ogre magi
le facelss void
le earthskaer
hHaha mom i posted it agina xD
>>143815180
ogre magi
lycan
io
>>143814672
I never said that you fucking braindead retard. Learn to read.
Also, the math has been done on it. Juggs crit is the best in the game. Period.
>>143815180
>str
Ursa
>agi
Windrunner
>int
Io
>>143815180
Treant Protector
Slark
Ogre Magi
>>143815448
fucking faggot 2k shitter stfu and gb2reddit
>>143814672
>Uses blade furry offensively mid game forward
tfw I regularly see 4 slotted 4k jugs run in, spin, and just die to rightclicks
fucking why
>>143815874
shitter detected
dota is the most fascist game
if you complain about something you are shit
any other game is pure liberalism
>>143815657
Literal braindead retard is out of things to say, so he just strawmans me as a reddit fag. You're fucking stupid, and you're bad.
>>143815180
axe or chaos knight
antimage
furion
Why is Tiago so GOAT at DOTA, duderinos?
>>143815962
>walking in and intentionally limit your damage output and die
?
are you literally 300 mmr?
>>143816113
>get BTFO
>start damage control and backpedaling
>can't admit he's a shitter
yep you're 2k alright have fun in the trench you faggot cuck
>>143816197
>t. 200 mmr
>>143815874
>tfw the days of regularly seeing a 4 slotted troll run in, spin and kill everything are gone
I want 6.83 back
>>143816279
you literally have not refuted my point and just resort to
>ur mmr xD
here's a (You) for your pathetic existence
>>143816323
you can still do this. provided that you can get 3-4 items really quickly
troll is just a shittier slark with no escapes now
his fervor and ult have been made obsolete with echo saber
>>143816490
lmao ur so mad right now fucking idiot redditbabby get REKT LUL
BabyRage
>>143815180
kunkka or ck or phoenix or bm. honorable mentions to abaddon and et
meepo
visage, zeus and cm after
>>143816601
I'm not the guy you think I am
but you still havent explained why running in any dying while doing 200 damage to 3 enemies is a good idea
>>143816490
>>143816601
get a room and reconcile your differences through rough gay hatesex
>>143816763
desu i wasn't even in the convo to begin with and i was just collecting (you)s, and i lost interest in the subject 2 posts ago
fag
>>143816960
have another on (Me)
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4lmlg1/vp_had_noone_playing_for_them_in_game_4_under/
PUTA MERDA DUDESTERS
>>143805804
Post on reddit and post the thread link here
I'll upvote, russian scum dont deserve this if theyre cheating.
>>143817104
LD helping his greek brothers get into money
>>143817104
Yeah you're like an hour late dude real good job there
post your most hated
>str
>agi
>int
heroes
>kunkka
>sniper
>techies
alternatively, something that's actually a hero
>windranger
>>143817290
omni
slark
invoker
>>143805804
i hope those russian faggots get dq'd and the glorious greeks go to america
>>143817290
alch
all of them
bane
>>143817290
Lycan
AM
Tinker
>>143805842
hey
red
wanna draw
lycan
as a pimp
as a girl
with 2 bimbo sluts for the wolves
>>143817290
om
fv
es
>dota2 is alive
-dee too fuckin gee
>>143818107
nobody said that
dota2 is alive
WHOS THAT SCORCHING FELLA
>>143818154
but that's wrong
see >>143818256
how is luna nowadays?
dead thread
BANE?
>>143818723
agi hero in str meta
is mmr a meme
>>143818957
only if you dont believe in yourself
>>143818723
>Cast ultimate
>All five of the enemies pop their blademail
>>143814030
>Deso gives a little more
>-7 armor is a little more
please don't ever talk again
>>143819253
is that a blind fox
Threadly reminder: there are still alot of hackers in dota 2
>>143817631
ehhh nah
to be honest I'm low on juice because I've been practicing some stuff
Hopefully the next comic will get me working
>>143819541
t. hacker
>>143819342
*unsheaths BKB*
heh...
new thread
>>143819706
>>143819706
>>143819706
>>143819643
hello man from the past
>>143819878
hello man who does not read patch notes properly
>>143819878
>man from the past
>blademail reflects damage type
>luna ult is magic
>bkb therefore prevents blademail damage from ult
hello retard man
>>143819981
>>143820105
i was ...... pretending i swear
how do you get better at dota?
inb4
>last hit practice xd
>ward their jungle lel
>watch ur replays kid
>watch strimmers
>>143783385sauce?
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