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>/nsunsg/-approved fanfiction
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>Hall of Anal Devastation
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rin a shit
>Previous thread: >>143309230
rin a shit
>>143561824
Wrecked
>>143561335
>that image
>>143561774
>Forgot it again
https://www.patreon.com/TLAnon
>>143561774
Kaguya x Boruto /ss/ adventures when?
So what did Kakashi do with his dad's sword
>>143567517
I'd also like to know this.
>>143567517
>>143567780
Ded thread.
>>143562919
I really do appreciate this, by the way.
>>143567780
So his dad was supposedly as powerful as all the sannin put together
But all we know about how he fought is that he used that dinky piece of shit that broke on a mook
God damn it, Kishi
As a reminder, Hinata is the best girl, Sakura is the worst girl by severe margins, Temari and Ino are pretty good, and Tenten is fun thanks to the spinoff. Rin is basically a blank slate.
>>143568763
>So his dad was supposedly as powerful as all the sannin put together
Why do people keep thinking this? Minato just said he was held in a similar regard to the Sannin, not that he was some kind of super being that could take on all three at once.
>But all we know about how he fought is that he used that dinky piece of shit that broke on a mook
Kakashi described it as a chakra light blade, right? Maybe Sakumo charged it with chakra to make it sturdier and Kakashi didn't know that.
Fucking Sakumo Gaiden when?
>>143568826
>As a reminder, Hinata is the best girl, Sakura is the worst girl by severe margins, Temari and Ino are pretty good, and Tenten is fun thanks to the spinoff. Rin is less shit than Sakura but is still shit.
Fixed
>>143570287
Rin is basically not even a character. She expresses no agency in the story; she's just there to be the mcguffin that Kakashi and Obito can sperg out about.
>>143570414
thats exactly why shes a shit
>>143570890
I dunno, I can't consider her shit because she's so nothing that she's just inoffensive. Like, Sakura is actively terrible. Rin isn't actively anything. It's like calling Samehada a shit character.
>>143570414
She is still sixth best girl according to nips
http://campaign.narucole.jp/campaign/Election
>>143571140
>sakura at the top
yea anon, we know nips have shit taste
>>143563314
When a rinnegan user travels into an empty dimension, summons the giant statue, shoves all tailed beasts up his ass, creates the tree, shoves the tree up his ass, puts at least a billion people to sleep and then gets stabbed by a nigger in the back
>>143571050
Samehada a whore
>>143571453
you take that back
>>143571286
Really it makes sense when you consider their declining birth rates. They want a woman who'll love you for no reason and will stay loyal to you now matter what horrible shit you do to her.
samehada bestest girl
>>143571524
>>143571703
It dumped Kisame for some nigger because he had a biggerchakra
>>143571803
Kisame got BLACKED
>>143572054
No, Samehada did.
Kisame got YOUTHED and killed himself knowing that his sword cucked him and his husbando was lying to him the whole time.
>>143571140
nips are dumb as shit
>>143573385
And have notoriously shit taste.
>>143573515
I just don't understand why, what is wrong with them?
>>143574714
The air over there is slightly radioactive.
>>143574975
also the water
might as well call them evolved mutants
>>143574714
They have just, well, broken somewhere along the line, and now it's just too much to sort out.
>>143576172
>>143571286
>>143571543
>>143573385
>>143573515
>>143574714
>>143574975
>>143576172
>Ass-blasted waifufags
>"Waahhhh! Why isn't MY waifu at the top! Shit taste! Shit taste! SHIT TASTE!"
>>143576815
what's eating you
>>143576815
Only person ass-blasted here is you.
>>143576815
It's the standard procedure when popular opinion doesn't go someone's way.
>>143577152
Nice deflecting.
>>143576815
Sakura is objectively shit though.
>>143577252
But most popular things are really shitty, that's like a fact of life
>>143577892
This is sad but true.
we ded
>>143583285
It's over, so close of the chapter...
>>143584962
it all came tumbling down after the game was meh and the new series was shit art retelling a movie we've all seen
I just don't know what else we can do
it's all so shitty now
>>143571286
>Sasuke's popularity actually INCREASED with his defection
I have to wonder whether this is truly Nips vs Westerners or Ten Year Old Japanese Boys vs Gaijin Adults Watching a Show Aimed at the Former. Many instances of shit taste regarding nardo are literally those of a child.
>>143588590
Well if you just go by the polls in WSJ, that's probably true
>>143576935
Stomach Cancer, probably. I have a family history of it.
>>143588590
Japanese kids probably
they are really bad at gauging quality, just ask Hideki Kamiya
Hang in there anons, just one more week untilBort 2
>>143592475
i will enraged if mikio continues to draw bort movie all over again
>page 9>>143592586
>>143592586
it'll probably be a 3-parter
>>143569318
>>143568763
Because the Sannin were all young jounin while there's a good chance that Sakumo was from Hiruzen's generation
Alrighty! Everyone's here, Mission 1 - Item Retrieval, Part III, begin!
I hope to be more active in the thread while we play. Is there anything in particular you guys want to be updated on as we go?
So is everyone pretending Sasuke did nothing wrong in the manga or what
I haven't been able to read any of the Bort stuff
>>143597239
No, they just got over it. Probably chalked up to Uchiha insanity.
>>143597239
everyone is too busy lusting after him to bother with something like 'crimes'
![[deathly silence].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2HtNTDd.jpg "[deathly silence].jpg")
>>143597436
>everyone is too busy lusting after him
Who actually lusted after Sasuke other than Sakura, Ino, and Karin?
>>143597550
Naruto, Tenten, Kakashi
Probably everybody
>>143597703
I have to say, these dudes are sitting around in their cells WAY longer than I expected them to.
>>143597703
Also, Temari, Shikamaru and now Bort and Chouchou
>>143599874
Never assume players will do what you expect them to.
>>143600567
I fucking know, hey.I told them that a ninja came by telling them that the weapons are being moved soon. Nothing. They rolled perception and saw that the hinges were rusted. I told them they're building rapport with their guards - who are similar to the ninja they managed to...maybe not befriend, but not kill...outside. I've gotten to the stage where I'm just like "Alright, the guard forgot to relock the gate once one of you was taken for interrogation." I guess the next step is to have the guards called away for something, but that's almost TOO easy
>>143600863
>I've gotten to the stage where I'm just like "Alright, the guard forgot to relock the gate once one of you was taken for interrogation." I guess the next step is to have the guards called away for something, but that's almost TOO easy
Just run with it what they're doing now.Actions have consequences. Just because they're not moving doesn't mean the world around them isn't. Being a DM is like engaging in a game of chicken (at least it was for me); make THEM blink first.
>>143601089They're on an internal timer. If they spend TOO much time exploring the cave system, the items will have moved on. They're cutting it MEGA close as it is. I just hope they rush to the items first and then explore on the way out. Otherwise, Naruto will NOT be amused
25 minutes until the weapons are gone, maybe for good. AND THEY'RE STILL IN THEIR CELL
>>143602806
>How's Rin?
In retrospect it is funny how Rin became the catalyst for near armageddon.
>>143602750What would be the consequences if these weapons are unable to be retrieved?
>>143603184
Does anyone remember the "Tobi is time-traveling Sasuke" theories? Christ, people were in huge denial when it was so blatantly Obito.
>>143603420
I thought it was a joke the first time a round but some people were actually taking it as plausible.
>>143603327Not major, considering it's mission 1. Naruto will be upset, but he'll blame himself for sending them on a mission that was clearly too difficult for them. Also, Fugetsu will almost certainly not get his Konoha/Kiri combination sword later on.
>>143603731>Konoha/Kiri combination swordThat sounds cool. What is it?
>>143604026
One of the missing weapons. To replace some of the missing Seven Shinobi of the Mist Swords, and to foster better relations, master craftsmen from both Kirigakure and Konohagakure are working in tandem to forge another blade worthy of the Seven Swordsmen of the Mist.
>>143603420
To be fair, Kakashi's old teammate that claimed that "those who abandon their friends are worse than trash" being the mass murdering asshole that set the nine tails loose in the village and put exploding tags on a newborn baby didn't really made much sense even if all signs pointed towards Obito.
And now it seems one of our players has just straight-up fallen asleep in the middle of the game.
Like I know it's 2am for you dude, but come on. Least you could do is say something!
>>143604441
>To be fair, Kakashi's old teammate that claimed that "those who abandon their friends are worse than trash" being the mass murdering asshole that set the nine tails loose in the village and put exploding tags on a newborn baby
But that's what made Obitobi fun. What could have made do a U-Turn like that.
>>143604441
Why Sauce loves tomato so much?
>>143604528
just work it into the game. oc ninjaman snorted too much angel dust and has to rest now
>>143604385
Like a buzzsaw blade? Something crazy that puts the exploding tag one to shame?
But anyway, what happened to some of the other swords in this game?
>>143604528
This team has a LONG way ahead of them.
>>143604569
>What could have made do a U-Turn like that.
I don't think anybody could have guessed Obito turning out to be the biggest waifufag in the universe.
He liked Rin, but wasn't completely obsessed with her in Kakashi gaiden.
>>143604569
>Tobito
>>143604792
>angel dust
So Konan's ashes?
>>143604814
Nah. We're going along the lines of one that can superheat itself, and/or safely superheat the user. So basically a ninja lightsabre, give or take.
>>143604792
Yeah, I think it's gonna have to be something like that, hey. It's a shame, because we're right near the end of the mission.
>>143604959
What do you mean?
>>143604996
>ObiTobi
>>143605107
I don't think there are any lightsabers that transfer their properties to their user, but then again I haven't read much EU stuff
>>143605081
DELETE THIS
>>143605242
The effect of superheating is like a lightsabre. The actual transference is ninja stuff.
>>143604385
>master craftsmen from both Kirigakure and Konohagakure
You could include some people from the Village of Artisans: http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Takumi_Village
>>143605309
They smell like burnt paper.
>>143605194
>Tobito
>>143605392
>>143605194
> Obitobito
>>143605461
>Obietrice
>>143605318
>Anime-only.
Lol, no.
>>143605543
>Obi-Wan
>>143605318
I thought about it, but this is more just a joint shinobi Village thing. I mean, the whole thing of the Village or Artisans is that over time, people didn't need their weapons as much and so became obsolete. Both Naruto and Chojuro want a sword that they can claim was entirely made by the most skilled artificers from both Villages, and nobody else.
Why can't Kakashi use Kirin?
>>143606428
he could, but where would he have picked it up? that's a sasuke original
>>143606428
He doesn't know it exists.
>>143606482
>>143606520
>Created Chidori
>Can't pimp it out like Sasuke
So, unfortunately, due to two players being in britbongland where it's a rather brutal 2am, we're calling the game here.
The players FINALLY got out of their goddamn cell after convincing their guards that, in the interest of self-preservation, it was better to let the kids out and attempt to book it for Konoha, trading information for protection - since the ninja that the kids let go last session is almost certainly never going to make it to the Land of Waves.
We were going to try running again tomorrow to make up for it, but one of the players is busy, so there goes that plan.
>>143606695
he did create variations though. lightning tether, and that one where he shaped it into tracking wolves
>>143606695
Minato couldn't pimp out his jutsu either.
>>143606765
>So, unfortunately, due to two players being in britbongland where it's a rather brutal 2am, we're calling the game here.
Did ISIS attack again?
>>143606867
Well one of them, >>143604528, appeared to just straight-up pass the fuck out, and another one has stuff to do tomorrow, so they're gonna head to bed as well.
Timezones, man. Worst fucking thing.
Still, we're working on trying to get two days a week going.
I want a spin off Anko during her time with Orochimaru.
>>143604732
I thought it had something to do with itachi?
>>143606695
Isn't Raikiri already a pimped out Chidori?
>>143606765
>>143607052
>Getting tired at 2am.
I could stay up until 6am. Normies, man.
>>143607231
Only you want this.
>>143606695
Kirin isn't anything like Chidori.
>>143607468
You're telling me. Apparently one is going into hoity-toity London, and fuck knows what the other one is doing. I'd like to run more than once a week, but timezones and fucked work hours sort of put a damper on it.
Sort of why I wanna try and get my second one going.
>>143607231
So you basically want an animated naruto hentai featuring rape and mind break?
>>143607801
Not him, butdo you not?
>>143607638
>Kirin isn't anything like Chidori.
It's creation is from Sasuke's knowledge of Chidori.
>>143607873
Kirin is created using natural lightning created by stormclouds. It is then funnelled, shaped and aimed with chakra. The technique itself uses surprisingly little chakra, since literally all you're doing it aiming natural lightning, but the Fire Releases needed to set up the storm clouds use a bit.
Of course, if you're already fighting in the rain, you could spam it pretty well.
>>143607410
Raikiri is just a more mobile Chidori. They are basically the same thing.
>>143607872
If we're going to get a naruto hentai I'd rather seenaruto and Hinata making sweet tender vanilla love. With maybe some vanilla clone gangbang and chakra consentacles
>>143609076>NaruHina crap.
No, please.
>>143607873
I always thought Kirin would come back during the final fight after the reveal that only natural energy can do shit against Juubito or Juubidara.
But I guess that something that couldn't do shit against a dying man going blind isn't fitting to take on the multiple final bosses.
>>143609076
> tfw there will never be a well-animated, well-voiced Naruto hentai, ever
>>143608082
>Fire Releases needed to set up the storm clouds use a bit.
Which makes me what the heck he was thinks when tired to use it against Nacho & Co. in sunny weather.
>>143609269
When did he try to use Kirin against Naruto? As far as I remember, he used it once against Itachi and then forgot about it.
>>143607231
It ends with Orochimaru giving her a hickey that has a 10% chance of killing her and then throwing her out for being useless.
That doesn't make for a very fun story.
>>143609505
Unless it was anime only, He tried to use it on Naruto, Sakura, Yamato and Sai the first time they meet but Orochimaru stopped him.
>>143609516
> 10% chance of killing her
I think you mean 90% chance, friend.
>>143609674
Yeah, he only uses it once canonically. I also expected it to make an appearance against Madara, but nope!
>>143609227
>>143609765
Everyone forgot most of their abilities in the final battle.
>>143609968
You're not wrong.
>>143609269
He was gonna set up the conditions by creating the storm clouds, doesn't matter what the initial weather is
>>143609968
Naruto didn't, then again he only knows two.
>>143610059
All he did was raise he hand. He didn't use any fire jutsu before hand to set it up.
>>143610194
Remember in that Novel where Kakashi used his new lighting technique to create storm clouds by shooting it in the sky? Sasuke was probably going to perform something like that.
>>143610608
Didn't read that but I have no reason to doubt that logic.
Looking back is kind of funny how the most characterization any of the Zetsus got was narrating the fight between Sasuke and Itachi.
It makes it weird what used to be two siamese twins talking about a fight turning out to be a braindead zombie and a pile of goo that was behind everything that has ever happened in the series.
>>143609516
>he's also very beautiful
I forgot just how little people were exaggerating Pedo-Sannin's tendencies.
>>143611187
No shit
>>143611187
Well, his final plan WAS to end up inside Sasuke. Take that as you will.
>>143611736
And taking out his giant snake to do it too.
>>143611875
> So Sasuke, here's my plan
> I'm going to take out my snake
> Go inside you
> And make you forget about aaaaaaaaaaall your problems
> ...Orochimaru I am really not comfortable with thi-
> Sh sh sh. It's ok. I'll take care of everything.
R.I.P.
>>143609205
It's not my fault you have shit taste and hate the one good thing to come out of this dumpster of a series.
>>143616453
Agreed. NH a best, and one of very, very few nice things to result from this gateway anime of the worst kind.
>>143616453
>the one good thing to come out of this dumpster of a series.
Man, there are a shitload of better told romances if the only thing that you care about in this manga is something that only gets some focus in like 10 out of the 700 chapters + movie.
>>143616453
The setting is cool
I think that's the biggest reason people like it
>>143605680
ben
>>143616453
>>143616890
Hinatafags everyone.
>>143617580
And? Everyone has a favorite part of a story/franchise.
>>143617106
True, the setting is interesting, which only makes it more annoying that there is next to no world building going on.
Maybe I was spoiled by Tolkien early on, and this shit was meant for kids anyway of course, but I remain disappointed there's not enough world building.Which I can only hope some fanfics correct. Team 8 does a fair bit of that, but still not quite enough, though that might change in coming chapters. Some of the other fics I read had interesting details about the world, but it is the nature of the medium that too often it was just flavour stuff inserted to please people like me, nothing that really connected to the story proper.
>>143605680
more like Anakin
>>143617968
There is a huge difference between saying: "X is my favorite pairing" and "X pairing is the only thing I care about in this franchise"
>>143618272
One poster you replied to said it's the one good thing to come out of the series, another said it's one of very few. And I think we can all agree that most of Naruto as a series is pretty fucking awful.
At any rate, what's wrong with that guy only enjoying one thing about a series? Enjoying what you like and screening out the horrible shit was certainly the go-to method to sceen out all the Uchiha wankery to say the least.
>>143618272
To be fair I said it was the only good thing to come out of the franchise. I like other things about it, but they're not very good.
>>143618272
>>143618934
>>143619084My favorite thing out of the series was ObiTobi.
>>143619184
>Tobito
>>143619184
I can respect that.
>>143619297
>ObiTobi
>>143619459
>TObito
>>143619560
>OBITOBI
>>143619632
>TOBITO
>>143619734
>IBOTIBO
>>143619850
>OTIBOT
>>143619963
YOU DON'T STAND A GHOST OF A CHANCE, OKAY? GIVE UP!
>>143620032
I WILL NEVER GIVE INTO YOU FOR ARE WRONG AND I AM RIGHT.
post cute
>>143620282
IT'S OBITOBI! OBI-TOBI! SAY IT WITH ME! O-B-I-T-O-B-I!
>>143620350
>>143604441
>Tfw this will be the only Adult Rin fanart we'll ever get.
why are videogames on tv
>>143620683
Shizune a cute
>>143620381
TOBITO! IT SOUNDS SO MUCH BETTER..
TOBITO, TOBITO, TOBITO, TOBITO, TOBITO, TOBITO, TOBITO, TOBITO, TOBITO, TOBITO.
>>143620752
She sure is.
>>143620350
>>143604441
>>143620517
>tfw I just realized that the tag on the gift obito is holding says it's for kakashi
>Checking the monthly
>Coming back to see it's still somehow living due to the same guy shilling Rinbito for months
Fucking kek
>>143621239
>>143620764
Obitobi was how it was said first.
>>143621450
>>143621490
Doesn't matter to me, it sounds retarded so I use Tobito.
>>143621615
>>143621670
Doesn't matter. Your way is still plain anyway.
>>143621762
>>143621615
What a pathetic beta
>>143621819
>plain
Oh! Not zesty enough for you, brah?
Need that spicy ObiTobi?
>>143621762
>But this is being rude, right?
Hinatafags believe this is the perfect wife for Naruto.
>>143621934
>>143621975
Yet she still managed to win the narutobowl. This is one of the reasons I like this pairing. It makes me think that one day even someone pathetic like me might find true love if I work hard enough to change myself.
>>143622081
And we believe so correctly.
>>143622098
fin
>>143622138
Did anyone else even participate?
>>143622138
Yet you aren't a fictional character in a series where plot armor and plot conveniences determines everything.
Why is Blood Circular the best Nardo Opening to date?
>>143622254
Now someone edit her thought bubble to say "malasion airlines"
>>143622340
I guess not in-universe. Only in the minds of delusional fans.
>>143622354
Please don't remind me
Would Hinata still love Nacho if he was a grill?
>>143622843
Yes, since that is her only purpose in life.
She would have probably commited sudoku after Naruko married Sasuke.
>>143620350
>>143622843
She's Naruto-sexual although she'd probably be more comfortable with a man.
>>143622843
It would probably just be admiration with extremely homosexual undertones
Like nearly every important relationship in this damn manga
>>143623074
She could marry Sakura and be in a relationship founded on coping with depression and jealousy.
posting cute
>>143623842
>Not Himawari
Trash.
>>143623074
>implying she wouldn't still win as she Naruko makes a straight friendzoning on Sauce, instead of the gay one in canon
Imagine the glorious butthurt. Sauce getting dyke-cucked is the least he deserves, and the reactions would be even better.
>>143623971
>friendzoning on Sauce
That implies he would be interested.
>>143622843
yes
>>143624271
>>143624672
>>143624813
But what would her father think?
>>143625019
>>143625112
As long as Naruko can transform into a man and impregnate Hinata I'm sure he'd be fine with it.
>>143625183
>>143625598
>>143625782
>>143626076
please remove this bad image from your folder
>>143626360
there's not that much girl on girl NH stuff, man. I'll take what I can get.Also I already have that doujin cover saved. translation never... ;_;
>>143626535
did the idea of handing his daughter to a non hyuga sit well with hiashi?
>>143626703
>>143626843
In canon? I don't think we'll ever know. I would imagine Hiashi wouldn't be too happy but he begrudgingly accepts the idea because he knows that ninja jesus could curbstomp him in 2.19 seconds if he didn't play nice.
But among the fans eugenics keikaku is a pretty prolific meme now.
>>143620683
I don't know if Yamato is trying to pull off his scary face of if he's just genuinely terrified.
>>143623921
here
>>143627384
>tfw no more ahoge
>>143622081
> straight-up ignoring someone that you're friends with - or at the very least you aren't annoyed or actively against - isn't rude
She's saying to herself that running away, hiding and ignoring Naruto while he's trying to talk to him is rude. I mean, she can't help her Nardo-centric autism, but she's right.
>Rewatching naruto part one
>Makes me miss all the cool shit people did with shurikens and that thread
Shurikens are the most common thing in the world of naruto and i'm bored of rasenshurikens.
What Naruto game should i get if i like to use varying jutsus/jutsu moves? local split screen would be nice too.
>>143627907
Storm 4
>>143627212
Naruto would be too much of a nice guy to push the point if Hiashi was against it.
I can't imagine Hiashi being against it. He might be a BIT worried, what with Minato's super-aryan genes that overpower everything, but by and large, getting in close with the Hokage is worth it. Having at least one grandchild also have the Byakugan is just a sweet bonus
>>143628007
Naruto Shippuden: Ultimate Ninja Storm 4?
>>143627720
> Shadow Shuriken Jutsu
> it's literally just throwing one shuriken behind the other
>tfw henge is never used cool
>no grass into senbons
>no twigs into swords/kunai
>>143628092
yes
>>143628139
>implying it wasn't cool as fuck where he threw 2 and the second was actually naruto
>>143628028
>Naruto would be too much of a nice guy to push the point if Hiashi was against it.
So Naruto would just sit back and accept his waifu's abusive father keeping him from that pusi for no good reason other than his own intolerance?
>>143628305
>>143628313
pretty much the only time was when naruto was the shuriken
>>143628305
> master Henge user that can transform anything quickly by touch
> trolls all enemies that use weapons by turning them into knick-knacks while fighting them
> turns Samehada into one of those bobbing dog heads, except it's a shark
> turns the threading swords into a pair of knitting needles. Immediately pulls out some wool and a beanie.
>>143628313
It was, but I wouldn't call it a 'jutsu'. It's more 'throwing two shuriken'.
Remember that time lee had to go up against that guy with the blast arm shit?
Remember when he pulled a fucking huge tree root from the ground to block his attack? How did he become such a jobber?
>>143627506
oh but there will be in time
>>143628683
Literally everyone is a jobber when you get to god-tier power levels.
>>143628683
Not canon.
>>143628837
>not canon
oh whoops i guess you're retarded.
>>143626703
>>143629021
>>143628837
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>>143629565
yea that bitch needs to learn his place.
>>143629021
>>143629565
>>143629684
Jokes on you fags. I WAS ONLY PRETENDING!
>>143629873
Good save
>>143629873
>i was only pretending to be retarded
what would obito think of this tomfoolery?
>>143629873
Nani?!
>>143630119
Well, he was full retarded, so he'd probably approve.
>>143630706
>Being mean to obito
Now that's just not right, he was always retarded and it's not nice to make fun of retards.
