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Menma Edition.
>Discord group
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>New to Storm and/or coming from "traditional" fighting games?
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>How to force a jump blocker to do something offensive:
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>Screenshot album
http://imgur.com/a/tiAWA/all
>Naruto Abridged Series (best re-write):
http://overloke.imgur.com/
>/nsunsg/-approved fanfiction
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1IdKzPOFC6J_qhL-1BzyNEvVqhp73cD5oUGFVnqgbbEA/edit#
>Hall of Anal Devastation
http://imgur.com/a/XKwJ4/all
>Previous thread: >>143106341
>>143309230
I LOVE SAKURA!
>>143309417
Anyone got a gif or webm of Omoi kick Sakura?
At least I think it was Omoi.
>>143309279
>>143309340
>>143309417
>>143309546
This is easily the very worst start any one thread the general has seen yet.
>>143309636
No but i have the one of trunks punching android 18.
>>143309629
Unless Kushina used to spam shadow clones then Tsunade is just going on a drunken rambling
>Jiraiya not remembering his golden boy student's wife's name
He truly was a terrible godfather to Naruto.
>>143310059
Minato uses clones i think.
>>143310059
>Ah, I remember Minato's girl...
>...
>Uhhh what the fuck was her name again?
>I know it starts with a K
>Konan?
>No that was that orphan kid I trained
>C'mon Jiraiya you know this
>She was there when you became Naruto's godfather
>Damn it I can't remember women's names if they're under a D cup
>>143310297
>Konan
>d cup
mate
>>143309279
>hoverhanding
For fuck's sake Obito, Kakashi is so ashamed of you that it gave him cancer.
>>143310428
Ever seen her without her cloak?
>>143310686
>Every Akatsuki member has lost their cloak in their final fight.
>Konan didn't.
Kishimoto is such a fucking fag, I swear.
>>143310597
Rin actually looks cute there, stop posting these images that make me feel anything other than hatred towards rin.
>>143310018
Eh, good enough. Thanks.
>>143310807
Kishi's a prude. Couldn't have a girl taking off clothes in a fight.
>>143310812
Not liking Rin is just a meme, bro.
>>143310807
>Kishimoto is such a fucking fag
Who would have guessed
>>143310936
No problem.
>>143310953
Rin is a cunt though, what she did to obito was wrong even if he was retarded.
>>143310686
She was a loli last time Jiraiya saw her during that conversation.
How the hell did this general suddenly explode in popularity. What the fuck happened within the last half hour or so.
>>143311018
>what she did to obito
What did she exactly to Obito?
>>143311019
Jiraiya predicted her future boobage.
>>143311058
>last thread
>65 posters
How is that exploding in popularity?
>>143311094
I should have said kakashi, her jumping in front of his chidori was just wrong.
>>143311058
Waifu's were brought up again.
>>143311201
65 posters is pretty good considering the fact that most users lurk
>>143311309
I know I usually do
>>143311309
lmao no it isn't, this thread is also alot of me and someone else.
>>143311160
Truly a great Sage of the Ero Arts
>>143311376
Don't flatter yourself. I'm an average resident.
>Just got to the part where haku is naked in the woods with naked
That's a girly dress
>>143311201
> How is that exploding in popularity?
We had 66 posts over six hours last night. We notched over 80 in the last 45 minutes. That's an insane spike.
>>143311517
>I'm an average resident
If you could see all of my posts in just this thread you'd see it makes up almost half if not more.
>>143311737
Yours? You mean mine.
>>143312386
no mine
>>143311737
I average around 40 posts a thread. Not much to you, but I'll post MAYBE 20 times a MONTH on the rest of 4chan.
>>143312386
>>143312482
Guys, come on. It's like you don't know 4chan is just one person
> all this e-peen measuring over who posts the most in a Naruto general
For what purpose?
>>143309636
http://webmshare.com/play/WNV8o
http://webmshare.com/play/jjPwg
http://webmshare.com/play/0EmXj
>>143312690
To give credit where credit is due.
>>143312690
Fuck off faggot, you either make posts or you don't and i make posts.
>>143310812
Rin always looks cute
>>143312690
>This guy doesn't measure his entire self-worth on how many posts he has on an anonymous imageboard
What a FAAAAG
>>143312893I'm the First Hokage of /NSUNSG/, I'm one of the most active people on here
>>143312997
You wanna count posts of this thread then bitch?
>>143312693
What eps is this from?
>>143312997
You're really holding on to that title aren't you?I totally understand. I would too.
>>143313076
197-198
>>143312693
Hmm, I want to say thanks but you also posted Rin...
Fuck it, thanks.
Nacho could have beaten them.
>>143313076
> judging total post count from one thread
I've only posted in this thread about four times. I've been at work for the last five hours.
>>143312693
A loop of that distance shot of Karui pummeling Naruto has some serious comedic potential
>>143313189
HATE RIN
>>143313278
I'm the one who made the original /nsunsg/ thread.
>>143312997
Well, I'm the 3rd Hokage and I see I'm one of the most active here. 2nd can't be here since he's the translations guy.
>>143313165
Hahaha I don't really care about it. Like three people said I am, so I'll roll with it.
I just hope people don't think I'm getting up myself when I say it, though. They will, though.
>>143313367
Wow, really? Then I was one of the ones in the /v/ thread that preceded it, discussing with you about starting a general! Veteran general buddies!
You fools! Don't you know that the more screentime a character gets, the worse they become?
That's why the side characters are superior
Stop being proud of making the most posts, you're just embarrassing yourselves
>>143313367
So you're the Will of Fire of this general?
>>143313570
Nah, he'd be Hagoromo.
>>143313495
I was in alot of /v/ threads, we originally tried making a general but it quickly got canned, we made a second one and here we are today.
>>143313570
Sure? Doesn't the first hokage have a huge spill about the will of fire though, he's also the one that started it all.
>>143313642
Or Kaguya.
>>143313367
So what the fuck is Samehada
How did they even make it
>>143313704
Ok well i have to ask who created the civilization?
Kaguya was the first person with chakra i assume and then what?
>>143313823
It's another shark, he didn't make it it's possible it's even somehow related to him, since no other swordsman had it before him.
>>143313704
/a/ is Kaguya, the raw untempered anger towards the series. /vg/Hagoromo took that anger and taught us Ninshuu in the form of this general.
Then, if you follow the timeline I posted recently, you can track the point where it went to shit.
>>143313941
Kisame got it from Fuguki Suikazan
>>143314107
i don't watch the show, well i did but i stopped after the pain arc.
>>143313941
Kaguya came to earth, planted the God Tree, became a benevolent bunny goddess who killed anyone who stood against her with mind magic, got knocked up, gave birth to two sons, passed on her chakra, tried to kill them, got sealed into the moon, one brother got the short straw and had to keep watch (yeah like that worked), and the other wandered the land, spreading his teachings of love and peace, which he called Ninshuu. As expected, everyone took the power and thought 'We COULD use this to understand each other and have eternal peace...or we could use it to murder each other and wage war for millennia.'
>>143314560
>I'm kaguya
Wanting to fuck myself doesn't sound as great as just wanting to fuck kaguya.
>>143314674
If you created the original thread, you're Hagoromo, which means you instead want to fuck you mother.With a mother like Kaguya, I can't REALLY blame you, even in world without Oedipus
>>143314341
Well, either way, Kisame killed him because he was leaking classified information and took his sword.
>>143314812
>Want to fuck my mom
This also sounds pretty bad as i do think incest is genuinely wrong.
>>143314949
Goddamn he is such an ugly fucker
>>143315014
Well, if it helps, she's an alien.
Alternatively, just use Creation of All Things to modify your entire genetic structure in such a way that you retain all your powers, but are no longer her biological son.
>>143315064
Yea kisame is far better looking.
>>143315227
>Modify my genes so that my mom is no longer my mom
Yea but i mean i'd still know she was my mom and that fucks it, i guess i could just erase my mind but the fact is she'd probably say "why son" or some shit.
>>143315402
You're clearly strong enough to seal her into a moon, you could probably wipe HER memory.
Or if she's into it, just tell her to not refer to you as her son and THEN wipe yourself.
>>143315227
How can he fuck his mom when he had his mom inside him for most of his adult life?
>>143315491
>inside him
She was inside the moon right?
>>143315486
>Kaguya being into it
That's kind of sexy but at the same time makes her a degenerate.
>>143315064
Believe me, I spent a decent amount of time looking for a better looking picture, but, yeah.
>>143315491
Stop putting a damper on alien paradox wincest, buddy.
>>143315616
>Better looking picture
Kisame killing him so atleast i could see kisame.
>>143315593
> degenerate
You can't judge an alien by human standards.
>>143315795
She lives on earth, so yes i can.
>>143315593
>She was inside the moon right?
No, she wasn't inside the moon until after Hagoromo made the petting zoo.
He had both the gedo mazou and the full juubi inside him. Which means both Kaguya's skeleton and her whole chakra.
>>143315913
She's not even in the current dimension, and spent the majority of her life orbiting the earth.
>>143316067
Yea but we don't know an exact time frame and it's possible he could have took her out.
>>143315758
So what the hell is Kisame? He was like that before he even had Samehada.
Sasuke died during the haku fight, how does part 1 and 2 play out?
>>143316414
A sexy beast, that's what he is
>>143316414
I think it's some kind of sage mode, or his mom fucked a shark, i'm not really sure.
>>143316528
Isn't that an image of dwayne the rock johnson?
>>143316434
Kishi ends the manga one hundred chapters in because there isn't any more of his husbando to draw.
>>143316641
They were the best fucking duo
>>143316641
I hope it was a sage mode. That would've been pretty cool.
>>143316414
The Mist probably just has clans of people that look like fish or sharks or whatever
I thought it was cool
>>143316434
>part 2
Better.
>>143315014
>i do think incest is genuinely wrong
>incest is genuinely wrong
>incest
>genuinely wrong
>>143316881
true
>>143317087
agreed
>>143317395
>>143317746
Obito, Nagato and Konan would be too busy crying over their dead waifu/husbando to celebrate valentine's day
Same with Zetsu with his mom.
>>143318290
WOW THAT WOULD BE SO MUCH FUN TO DRAW
where did the shino is op meme come from?
>>143318603
Not sure, but I think it's because he's won the only 2 fights he's been in.
>>143318894
>Won
against that air guy sure he fucking destroyed him but with kankuro he literally just tied, he got hit with poison and then just fed it back to him, how is that winning?
>>143318894
His fight against Kankuro ended with both of them incapacitated, so that was more of a tie.
In fact Shino had swallowed a shitload of poison and needed his dad to save him while Kankuro just walked off whatever the bugs did to him.
>Sakura calls lee a weirdo
>You can hear choji laugh
kek this is the best
>tfw you will never watch part 1 for the first time again
>tfw only 16 unique posters in 2 hours
we're all gonna make it
rip thread naruto is dying
>>143326090
It's been fun in this thing
>>143310195
I wonder what direction the story would of took if Kakashi didn't show up and they ended up accidentally killing Sakura.
I'm translating the sequel to this: http://imgur.com/a/LEOpDSai literally has to give Naruto The Talk while Hinata goes kinda baby crazy.
>>143326547
I wan to become a Futa and cum down Fuu's throat.
>>143326547
Nardo may actually have ended up becoming Coolest Guy, then. He's the village pariah so on top of offing Sakura, he would have received most of the blame.
Things that still need answering:
What was the purpose of the Akatsuki rings?
Why did the the Akatsuki wear nail polish ?
What specific kind of diseases did Itachi and Kimimaro die of? How did they contract them?
Discuss.
>>143327338
We need a Menma spinoff.
>>143327260
I love you.
>>143327497
>What was the purpose of the Akatsuki rings?
Unknown, Kishi completely dropped that subplot.
>Why did the the Akatsuki wear nail polish?
Identification like the cloaks I guess.
>What specific kind of diseases did Itachi and Kimimaro die of? How did they contract them?
Itachi had Ninja AIDS and Kimimaro had Tuberculosis.
>>143327497
I thought the rings were just used in the sealing
>>143327497
Membership/Used to help seal the beasts
Stylin' & Profilin'
Ninja Aids. From Ninja Sluts.Kimimaro actually had something akin to tuberculosis, but not exactly. Itachi, I don't know.
>>143327260
>this: http://imgur.com/a/LEOpD
>That entire manga
kek
This general is finally dying, rip.
>>143330896
>around one week before the chapter of ass-istant
We're going to survive at least 3 weeks, believe it.
>>143330896
Nah we'll be right once I finish work.
>>143331005
can't wait for more OC to shitpost about
>>143331437
Don't worry, ass-istant will back us out with his shity art/fetishism.
Just feel like posting best girl.
>>143332489
Then you should probably post her instead of her victim
>>143319135
Temari saved him, but still, yeah, it was a tie.
>>143332595
this
>>143332489
Not best, but good-tier.
>>143332489
She's okay
>>143332489
That's not her master.
>page 10
>>143327260
>Hinata goes kinda baby crazy
Yes. This is my fetish.
>>143327260
> Hanabi is just :3-ing the entire way through
Amazing. That entire manga was so cute.
So last night, I only got one suggestion for a character I was already creating.
Take 2 - suggestions for characters for the Roll20 one shot? What would you guys wanna play?
>>143327260
You know, I love diabeetus-inducing NH, but MORE bullshit with that scarf and forced drama is not what I needed.
>>143341736
TL Anon pls help
>>143341736
>>143309279
>>143309340
>>143309417
>>143309546
Good grief
Just got home to see that I've missed literally the very best start to any thread that this general has ever witnessed yet.
I really hope we don't die, you guys. I dread the day where I come on here and see that it's been archived without another one in the catalog.
I like being here even when there's nothing in particular to talk about. I got my hopes up this afternoon when we notched up like 80 posts in half an hour, but I knew it couldn't last.
This is where I spend like 99% of my time on 4chan. The tab is never closed. The majority of my phone's battery life is used on this general.
I think I'll feel a genuine sense of loss once this place disappears.Certainly more than what I felt when my grandfathers died, who I didn't really know.
>>143343028
time to get slightly lewd
>>143344752
Slightly lewd is the best kind of lewd.
>>143316434
>Naruto and Sakura each take a sharingan
>Eyehaxx perfect victories accross the board until Pain, Danzou, and Obito make their moves
>Kurama NEVER accepts Nardo
>Sakura becomes Kakashi 2.0 instead of Tsunade 2.0 and probably even a decent person
Alternatively since Kishi would need to fulfill his lust for POTTERY
>Sakura defects with both eyes in hand
>Seeing a girl that reminds her of herself; Tsunade joins Brorochimaru, heals Kimmimarou, and implants the Shringan into him
>Brorochimaru takes Kimmi's body
>>143345227
That bone Kekkei Genkai was one of the coolest fucking things. Shame we never saw more of it. Then again, it's probably good it stayed unique. Apart from the All-Killing Ash Bones Kekkei Mora.
>>143345227
Actuyally that last one's POTTERY is a bit weak
Let's change that up a bit
>Kimmimaro is the descesdant of One of Ashura's three heirs; the Senju, the Uzumaki, and the Kaguya
Probably worth noting that Haku has a high chance of surviving in this AU
Was anything ever revealed about the Hagoromo clan? Aside from being Uchiha allies? Like maybe having Senjutsu or some shit?
>>143346053
Nah, just a throwaway clan.
>>143344752
>>143346387
inb4 it's Orochimaru's clan
inb4 Assistant-kuns Edgy OC is also part that
Can I be Hokage now?
>>143346893
...Did Orochimaru activate rule63-no-jutsu and get banged by Kabuto to produce the child?
>>143348081
Nope, Moonman did it
Kishi said so, don't bother him about it
>>143346893
> he never wanted to possess Sasuke
> he just told Kabuto that so he didn't think he was a wuss
> just wanted to reunite the two clans that were like brothers during the Warring States Period
>>143348047
No
I love Hinata.
>>143340367
Are you still here?
>>143340367Funny thing is, I began writing one up, but kinda got invested in the idea, so I'm keeping it in case you choose to run a new campaign. Sorry.
>>143355335
Dadruto is still my husbando.
>>143358767
>>143358009
Seeing these two happy together is still really fucking satisfying.
>>143359210
Any drawfags that cangive some pointers on achieving comfy art like this?
>>143360656
Git gud
>>143361317
'K
But how?
Thread dying?
What is the 2nd best fight in the Sasuke Retrieval Arc (As Gaara/Lee v. Kimimaro is objectively the best)
>>143361384
By gittin' gud.
>>143362805
Probably Choji vs. Jirobo. Brave Choji is best Choji.
Although, all the fights were really good. It's pretty hard to pick.
>>143363087
U messin with me m8?
>>143362805
Kiba and Akamaru vs Sakon and Yukon
>>143363364
I thought I was pretty clear. Brave Choji = Best Choji
>>143363364
>I missed a smudge
>Captcha is literally: Blewit huxley
>>143312693
I really like how Nacho stopped Omoi, it was pretty cool.
Reminder that Kaguya was merely a lowly guardian sent to Earth to watch over a tree.
>>143364867
I like the theory, but aren't you going to follow this tangent until you have thousands of words worth of 'PROOF'?
JK, I bet Nardoforums already did it for you
>>143364867
I theorized that she went off on her own, that's why she didn't want to run into the other ayys
She found a real good planet for a chakra fruit and didn't want any of the others knowing about it
>>143363364
I'm gonna support you on this one
All the fights were pretty sweet but Kiba trying to kill himself to kill Sakon was fucking sweet
>>143365574
>tfw you have to go to another world because the faggots here keep trying to take your shit
>tfw you find a perfect world
>tfw it's inhabitants don't immediately prostrate themselves to you and even get ANGRY because you want them to fuel your tree battery
fucking humans, amirite?
>>143366531
Keep looking, lady
This world belongs to Dolphin masterrace
>>143366739
Hey, seal or whatever you are. I wasn't talking to you.
>>143367060
You better step down, Lady
chat shit, get banged
>>143366739
>>143367060
>>143367501
Both of you, know your place.
>>143366531
>>143367060
>My Kaguya-chan can't be this cute!
>>143367984
>Ino under a dolphin
I've read enough marine biology to know where this is going!
>>143367661>Tfw Pinkie and the Brain are long dead
>>143367984
Is this actually in SD?
This is Shark territory btw
Don't make me repeat myself
>>143367501
>>143367661
Out of the way. I got humans to subjugate.
mother please
>>143368754
I, for one, welcome our new Bunny overlords
>>143368860
Back to your rooms or no more chakra!
>>143368917
>>143369250
>>143368860
>>143368754
bunny removal when?
>>143370094
Here for good desu
>>143369250
>0 for 2 against Hagoromo and his offspring
Git gud, mommy
>>143371671
Shikamaru is such a lady killer
>>143375485
Temari was the one to do Tayuya in, who was no lady to begin with.
>>143376380
Jirobo, pls.
>>143376380
take that back
>>143376871
A real lady wouldn't talk like she does.
What if Hidan met Tayuya?
speaking of which, dose anyone have that one picture with Shikamaru winking while Temari, Tayuyu, and Kin trying to hug him?
>>143378037
she's been through allot cut her some slack
>>143378598
We know nothing about her backstory.
>>143378457
They'd probably get along pretty well
Until Hidan felt like killing her for his own amusement
>>143378694
I'm not him but you can assume it.
Girls on the bad guys side usually have a sad backstory.
>>143378962
>Hidan: "My lord before a whore."
>>143378694
>>143379000
That and pretty much all people aligned with Orochimaru did. Allot of the people he took in were just kids with nowhere to go just looking for a place to belong.
>>143378457
I read a fanfic were she fucked up Hidan bad.
>>143379538
>I read a fanfic were she fucked up Hidan bad.
>A Snake lacky fucking up an immortal.
ded
>>143379663
She was pretty OP. Her flute was the only thing in Kabuto's arsenal that could do shit against the Uchiha bros
>>143359210
I know. After a decade of shipping it's intensely satisfying.
>>143359210
>>143384179
they're barely shown being happy though
>>143378562
This one?
I wish I had it in a better resolution.
>>143378562
>>143386274
Wait. I found a slightly better one.
>>143386274
>>143386682
But Temari was the only one of those that ever showed interest in Shikamaru.
>>143388047
>>143386682
Is there a a doujin where Shikamaru uses his shadow to rape/fuck someone?
>>143388293
i think one opens up with him trying on tayuya but it doesn't work out and then it goes to perfectly consenualhand holdingwith temari
>>143388047
Why
>>143356534
Always. I mean I was sleeping, but I check when I wake up
>>143357472
That's cool. I didn't need a whole character - since I'm doing up four premades. Just wondering what, in particular, you guys would wanna play as for the fourth character
>>143388047
Stop posting this.
ded thread
>>143398571
rip
>>143398571
Dead General
>>143398571
I'll be honestly surprised if we even happen to be alive halfway through June.
>>143399405
There will be a new chapter to complain about then.
>>143399574
I know, but even then, we sperg out for like a week, MAYBE two after a new chapter comes out, we all cut the pages apart for good reaction images, and then we die off again.
>>143399859
Not to mention that it will go back to recapping the Bort movie and it won't have as much impact as the revelation of Nardo being dead and getting the village destroyed under his watch or Hinatafags crying over her tits.
>>143400113
Maybe we'll see Kawaki appear in the Chunin Exams in the upcoming chapter.
>>143400113
Also true. I'm pretty sure most people on here would've seen the movie, so they're covering it for the small handful of Naruto fans who somehow haven't, and won't, see the movie.
It was a dumbfuck idea, and I feel like they're doing it just because DBS did.
>>143400218
>Kawaki was the one responsible for the giant ball at the chunin exams not Momo
I'd buy that.
>>143400218
Retconning the canon shit would just make this sequel lose even more credibility.
The only real differences between the first chapter and the Bort movie were the outfits and the extra scene that reveals that Ino and Temari abuse their kids.
>>143400218
>>143400539
Reminder that with filler and canon combined, we have not seen a SINGLE Chuunin Exam that hasn't been a clusterfuck in SOME way.
>>143400661
> implying this sequel has ANY credibility
>>143400765
>we have not seen a SINGLE Chuunin Exam that hasn't been a clusterfuck in SOME way
Kakashi's?
>>143400974
Dammit. You beat me to it because my comment still had 40 seconds of cooldown
>>143400974
> that bandage over Obito's eye
P O T T E R Y
or, rather
F O R E S H A D O W I N G
reminder that boruto is a battle of memes (bort) vs genes (kawaki)
>>143401242
What's Boruto's memes again?
>>143401337
edge
>>143401337
The absolute mastery of pottery
> Sasuke's headband
> Sasuke's sword
> Sasuke's cloak
> Kakashi's scar
> [a Hyuuga's] eye
> Naruto's son
> Sasuke's training
and most likely
> Sarada's husbando
>>143401445
But Kawaki has even more edge
>>143401571
> those eyebrow piercings
I want to fuck Kaguya
![0899db2a4cdb3a12befcd1e84bdb8e9b[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/qvSvQgy.png "0899db2a4cdb3a12befcd1e84bdb8e9b[1].png")
>>143401571
but he's directly inherited sauces edge through rigorous training while kawaki is an amalgamation of edge by combining naruto and sauce's edge
>>143401792
Are you trying to get us canned?
SPOILER THIS
>>143401138
F O R E P O T T E R Y
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>>143401953
F O R EH E A D P U S S Y
Did Rin not get acknowledged as a hero that died on duty or does Kakashi only give a shit about Obito?
>>143402143
This was before Kishi thought of everything.
>>143402074
It's not a pussy, it's a fucking eyeball, try to stick your dick in some girl's eyes and see if that works.
>>143402280
you're wrong
>>143402143
>>143402262
She's a woman, and we all know how well they do in Kishi's universe.
> dude got crushed by a boulder, gave up a Sharingan
> BASED OBITO, HERO OF THE THIRD SHINOBI WORLD WAR
> girl willingly throws herself in front of a lethal attack, knowing it'll kill her, to stop Isobu detonating inside Konoha, causing untold loss of life and property damage
> 'Sorry, who? Nohara, Rin...nah, doesn't ring a bell. Are you SURE she was on your team?'
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