>Marathons
NASA:
- ESA equivalent taking place in NA, May 19th - 23rd
- http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
- https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon
MWSF:
- Cancelled
Games Done Quick:
- July 3rd - 10th
- gamesdonequick.com
>Resources
speedrun.com
speedrun.tv
streambig.net
>>140736135
http://www.speedrun.com/dreamhack/thread/vd2j0
reminder to sign up
Chibi is talking about mushroom penis and is sexually harassing me
>>140737008
look s like autism to me m8888
Why would Cosmo spent so much money on hormone drugs when he could of just bought some rope with all that extra money?
>>140738687
the blonde girl-- what does she think about all this
>>140737896
>talks about autism
>in speedrunning thread
water is wet
>>140739706
She's probably disgruntled with herself for hooking up with someone that wants to cut their dick off.
>>140739885
>their
*his
https://www.twitch tv/gamesdonequick/v/63933148?t=42m45s
holy fugg this meme just happened
>>140740493
>grew up with HL2
fucking underage kids get the fuck out reeeeeeee
>>140740493
the absolute madman
reminder the ninja gaiden 2 tournament is a mess, but it is entertaining unlike all those other tournaments that have been done.
>>140740493
I don't want your runs on MY channel anymore.
>>140735571
just get a sfc 2bh
sgdq is using doctors without borders for their charity, right?
>>140742074
yeah they need some more doctors after the us bombed them all lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPcxXNV12lw
how come chibi hasnt seen this level of exposure?
>>140742626
LOL
hahahaha
serves them right fucking marxists
>>140742626
that's kind of why i was asking. it'd be pretty offensive if they'd chosen another charity while DWB needs money most.
>>140740904
i've enjoyed the megaman x 100% tournament so far
*unzips hori*
could somebody else just go for a comfy "**Max**" stream by our boy slayer'slayslay'ofbabies, him answering questions about the meaningless of life right now?
>>140743253
i hope you get killed by 'refugee's
We are onto you if you find this new thread, great. We will ddos all of Florida, USA. You will never see us stop.
There are a bit too many tournaments going on rn tbchwyfam
>>140742759
because nobody cares about speedrunners
Since whenever cosmo evolved into narcissa, I always imagined how fucking epic it would have been for him to just post in this general and laugh along with the jokes. I'm confident that even if he did these days he'd be much more respected than he is right now
>>140745998
Lol what? Is this about that stupid hitbox stuff from the other night?
>>140746165
kill yourself, cosmo
>>140745423
imagine being this much of an edgelord
i guess all those paid kasposters left and went home?
>>140746458
You too faggot
[distant bird laughter heard high above it all]
>there are people who arent watching our girl chanzeux right now
lol?
>>140748023
but you could be watching our boi caracarnvi get fucked out of a pb at the end of a 9 hour run again
>>140748023
caracarn is streaming m8
>>140736135
I'd hit it.
Then speedrun out of there before morning.
>>140748023
wait when did m_ transition
>>140748609
>de hippie spacing
>>140750220
*M_
Has narcissa or chibi confirmed whether they are going to sgdq or not?
>>140750793
pretty sure chibi was banned or at least should be. i doubt they'd let the mentally ill damage their event like the time they invited gamepro to give a talk on women's rights and domestic violence/suicide prevention.
>>140752203
where is this? holy shit cronikeys our Trump queen is still on twitch.
>>140752203
>>140752385
tfw you made the list
>>140752385
It's the same people every time. they couldnt care less about the streamer, instead, only grouping up in a chat to 4chan speak publicly. There is no fucking way any of those people enjoyed that ari kid's stream or this meows shit
>>140736135
who is this semen demon
>>140752682
who is this man?*
It's cosmo btw.
ESA cuts are out apparently
mandeevil
ESA cuties are out apparently
>>140753034
>>140753034
>Untitled guy is back
FUCK OFF jesus christ go enjoy your french baguettes or something you insufferable little cunt
>>140753034
>>140753265
this is fucking embarrassing
might ask cronikeys to take me off the list to disassociate myself with this place finally
>>140752973
Lets see em
>>140753265
Untitled guy please this needs to stop
>>140752385
>tfw you made the list
>tfw people post what you say in the thread
stop this nonsense right now fags
>>140753762
this is the mona lisa porn
http://nhentai.net/g/53933/
>>140753960
of porn*
>>140754308
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqQGUJK7Na4
http://www.speedrun.com/esa2016/thread/ynq72
Round 2 cuts for ESA are out
>>140752385
tfw you didn't make the list
>when the janitors delete shit just to feel like they've got power
I really wonder how many reports come out of /srg/ as opposed to janitors just sitting in the thread looking for shit to delete.
Also how bout that ESA
>>140754701
holy hell look at all these repeated games
>>140751783
rob
>>140755217
don't mess with glenn man
get rdy for another hurtin
https://twitter.com/bertin_san/status/726911833400053764
>>140755217
All my games got in god bless
>>140755397
Don't look at me bud I'm bringing two brand spanking new games and a new category to the marathon
i miss the squid clique
>round 2 cuts
>still another round of cuts to go
fucking ESA is over man. they are only doing 1 stream and can't hit deadlines anymore, they do pre marathons to raise money to afford the main marathon, they are doing stupid gimmicks like fucking tetris exhibition. ESA is clear they want to be a GDQ.
is NASA really the only hope left for speedrunning?
is it all tumbling down?
>>140756117
This is something I have been thinking for a while now. Its one of the reasons I didn't go last year and although I submitted something this year I might withdraw.
>>140756117
>is it all tumbling down?yes
our boy is LIVE dont miss it!
tv/mic_feedback
>>140756117
The one stream only thing is what did me in. ESA handled two streams just fine. Why only 1 stream this time when even more people submit? I'm just not feeling it with ESA anymore. It reminds me of californithon but with euros.
Also Flicky is still organizing it. Flicky is ESA's Cool Matty.
i only speedrun at marathons
>>140757554
Two streams is a big strain on tech
Seriously, does anyone speedrun visual novels? Might be fun.
>>140757682
Check out this hot run.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMeYWbVx72g
boys
How do I get Cronikeys to notice me?
Looks like the god gamer is hanging it up lads.
>>140758000
>give me attention
>>140757554
FUCKYOU
>>140758000
based post irrelevant tweets anon
>bigjon gets his games into ESA
>bigjon knows no one watches ESA so it won't further his streaming career
>bigjon will back out just like he did for NASA because he doesn't really want to go and just wanted to see if he could get the games in
when will organizers begin to acknowledge shitters like bigjon only care about viewers and when your event isn't popular they won't show?
>>140758308
who is this cum commander?
>>140757682
kamidori & sengoku rance have been tossed around
there was a nice chart of a couple games while back
>cronikeys goes on epic twitter tirade about "her" deteriorating mental health, claims "her" depression is incurable and that suicide should be an option for people like "her"
fast forward 2 months
>every tweet is about trump, has completely abandoned speedrunning
you can't explain it
>>140758000
tranny
>>140758853
*dating a tranny
I FIGURED IT OUT
Tranny because failed so hard as a man, think he'll be able to dominate womanhood somehow. The way they act like some weird stereotype of a woman, the way they try to dominate language and online conversations, how they try to get so invested in it so as to be more "authentic" than others. It's like a weird territorial reaction.
>>140758821
Make America Great Again
>>140757345
isn't he that furry autist? used to have some friends who knew the "guy"
>>140758308
source please?
>>140758821
Yes I can. Trump cured her speedrunning autism as well as her depression.
I swear there is some corellation between speedrunning and the community and a decline in mental health.
>>140759524 speaking of trannys, I've noticed something, aren't a lot of trannies into anime? is there a possible relation between watching anime and becoming a transgender? The only thing I can
think of is the physical appearance of male and female characters being very similar(dont actually watch anime so I dont know much). Anyone else notice this?
>>140759524
God bless Trump
>>140758361 >>140759391 no idea who she is
>>140759726
Cronikeys isn't a tranny or into anime.
>>140759838
I've been right all along.
>>140759726
I like anime but I'm not a tranny freak
>>140759726
dude everybody is into anime lol
>>140759524
dedicate your life for years to an online "community" of avatars on the internet who meet up for a great week once a year. Realize that's all you have. Realize your 20s are going fast and that pretty soon it'll get weird that this is your only social outlet. Start to lose interest in running. One day you look behind your shoulder to find the void is staring back and it's time to 1) make a clean break and start building a more traditional life, 2) kill urself, or, getting more popular lately, 3) HEY I'M A WOMAN NOW
>>140760175
speak for yourself freak
>>140760452
This.
Cosmo found something more valuable to SJWs than a woman card: a tranny card.
Compare how much whining and complaining he does now to how much he was doing under much greater stress 2 or so years ago.
He can complain all he wants because he knows that anyone who criticizes him can be brushed off as a transphobe.
Confession: I only got into speedrunning because I was all alone in my teens with no social outlet. Now I am an adult, worn out on speedrunning but have nothing else.
>>140760690
The cult for attention seeking ugly degenerates
>>140760735
me too
Confession: I only got into speedrunning because I thought it would be fun and could meet some cool people. Now I am an adult, everyone else continues to act like they're in high school
Confession: I never got into speedrunning and only shitpost in the thread and hang around in comfy streams
>>140761417
Same, have you been called "above it all" yet?
Confession: comfy is just a code word for boring desu
Confession: I've never speedrunned and haven't watched a speedrun in 2 years. I only come here to talk about cosmo
Confession: Diversity is just a code word for White genocide
headcrab I am just about THIS far away from beating your ass so knock it off !
Confession: *bird laughs*
>>140761837
i havent posted any of those what the heck
>>140761602
>>140761686
>>140761763
>>140761767
>>140761837
>>140761920
Stop making my post into a meme.
>>140761417
Then you were an absolute idiot for thinking that speedrunning is anything other than playing the game fast. Now as an adult you're still unable to see that. Grow a fucking brain.
Confession: I feel like a little kid, and it feels really good
Cronikeys is NOT a tranny.
Confession: I got into speedrunning to blow your system. You know what I'm sayin'?
>>140762135
die faggot
>>140760735
>>140761686
>>140761767
>>140762082
>>140762224
You are forgiven.
>>140761920
>>140761763
>>140761417
You are damned. Burn in hell.
>>140761920
epic
I wish I had a boy or girl friend so I wouldn't have to speedrun
>>140759838
PLEASe tell me how to get myself a cute bf
I wish I had a 20 Beautiful White children so I wouldn't have to speedrun
>>140763534
blow head off with dicks then shotgun
>>140759726
Anime is cute. Girls like cute things. 4chan is an anime image board. Therefor it's only logical to notice a lot of trans women on 4chan watch anime.
20 beautiful elins
>>140764480
there is no such thing as a 'trans woman', only nutters and sane people
>>140763630
how is this going to get me a cute, feminine, not on chic-tacs, bf
>>140764985
Nutters who identify as girls.
Cronikeys does not watch anime.
>>140765135
Because she's a woman.
>>140765135
Neither do I. What's your point?
bullets to the brains of degenerate marxist trannies like cronikeys
>>140765135
Of course she doesn't because only degenerates watch anime
>>140759726
if you go lurk /lgbt/ once all you'll see it's anime reaction images and shemales talking about using heavy drugs and suicide. So yeah probably there's some fucked up correlation.
>>140765475
Cronikeys is not a degenerate marxist trannies.
isn't it funny how nkr hates trannies but defends cronikeys
20 good men
>>140765907
everyone needs a gateway in to trannies
cronikeys is nkr's gateway
>yfw Cronikeys is actually a girl pretending to be a man pretending to be a girl
>>140765907
I don't defend any tranny.
>>140766362
(This post was made by Rob.)
"Dugongue is a blight on this once-fine community."
-Garrison, world record Super Metroid runner
>>140766275
that's a pretty fucked up thing to pretend to be
>Skeletonbill didn't stream so meows was the /srg/ hangout
>>140766734
monkeys don't lay eggs
>>140767023
>>140767023
I'm pretty sure they do lay eggs
>>140767023
you can't prove that monkeys don't lay eggs
>>140767082
ion this has to stop
ion? more like cry-on after he got blown the fuck out in all of his stupid irrelevant games
Anybody gonna watch the Sunday Sequence Break today?!
>>140767319
its 2016
>>140767720
is it true that he quit speedrunning after squid exposed him in all of his games
what's a good length for a first attempt at a marathon? I'm guessing no more than a weekend?
>>140767809
http://pastebin.com/VXWce6CR
>>140767872
online or in person?
>>140767928
>he got exposed so hard he actually quit speedrunning
imagine getting exposed then being so butthurt you accuse your exposer of being a grind monkey
>>140767928
>>140758000
what a shame
>>140767928
reminder that moofin and ion shit talk all their "speed friends" late at night on teamspeak
NKR and Cronikeys for King and """Queen""" of /srg/
>>140758000
another victim of The God Gamer Stigma
>>140768370
alright Squid
>>140768590
Can we get some more info on this scoop?
>>140768595
Squid and Croni was a better ship but he was too good for the tranny
>>140768590
>people have gone out of their way to shittalk you in private
I feel so honored
>>140758000
Good for him, speedrunning is a useless degenerate hobby
>>140768827
>realize that you won't be able to uphold your God Gamer stigma
>i-it's j-just not f-fun anymore, g-guys!
>>140767928
Who is the Jotaro Kujo of speedrunning?
>>140768693
ion is a gossiping hen
what's more to it?
The Pro White Stigma
The Grind Monkey Stigma
>>140767928
Nice jam
The Loli Loving Stigma
>>140765706
If only more people from twitch saw the light she saw.
>>140769316
Give us the scoop
>>140769549
10 Beautiful White children
The Simplee Elin Stigma
>>140767872
A week of course. If Chibi can pull it off flawlessly so should you
The Bird Laugh Stigma
>>140768693
they criticize basically everyone, but especially meows
they just find it so funny that after he and cosmo started transitioning they changed their names
>>140770880
it is pretty hilarious
>>140770880
Meows isn't transitioning, he just had some weird addiction to japanese and wanting to name change
>>140769220
wallyalto
The Exposed Baby Stigma
>>140769220
Who is the Pet Shop of speedrunning?
10 Beautiful White Female Children To Have 100 Beautiful White Grandchildren With
when moofin comes through with the toilet snaps
>>140771170
Brobuzz1
I started learning my first speedgame's route a while back, but schoolwork piled up and I never got around to finishing learning the route and doing runs. The semester is almost over, so I'll have plenty of free time soon, though.
Should I speedrun, or should I write epic pastebins about my speedrunning thought process and motivation?
how do i inject autism so i can become /srg/?
>>140771191
those and the ones of him with his gf are my favorite ones
which /srg/ bois have kept it real
wait is M_ really a tranny
>>140771874
>>140771874
you, my man
>>140771874
How do I become a popular speedrunner without being a massive faggot? I'd like to help make a non-faggot community.
>>140772296
consult streambig.net my friend
>>140771170
KFFC
>>140772378
Looks pretty gay.
>>140772532
>de hippie spacing
>>140771191
share?
>>140772603
Squid is faggot supreme.
>>140772630
>screenshotting snaps
>>140772703
>de hippie spacing
>>140772378
We get it readit mod aisforandis. you like to jerk it to pie. However, pie is the perfect pathway towards a faggot-like community.
>>140773396
>>140773396
>>140772780
fwnoqt3.14rlloligftpmew ;^;
>>140773396
Tfw u get new undies
>>140773592
o_o
slayerofboipucci
>>140759838
Where does the picture that says we're just boys who happen to be crazy for dicks come from
>>140776243
thanks for the late response!
>>140776243
cultural marxism
any new chibi drama?
monkeys lay eggs
alright, ya'll asked for this
i hope somebody doesn't post that shit "walks into srg" webm
>>140776696
too bad current mainstream western homosexuality is not based on the greeks and roman one and it's activist would gadly support seding you to jail for pederasty.
>>140777363
u rite u rite
>>140777363
current (((mainstream))) (((western))) (((homosexuality)))
>>140776732
Chibi is a speedrunner
>>140778060
die
on the low low who has that stream yer boy can watch
>>140777623
Join him
>>140778060
they're not as retarded and have the superior sexual organ
>>140777567
current jewish faggotry shilled by the eletric jew does that sounds red pilled enough? It doesn't change the fact the kind of gays on 4chan are shunned even by other fags for lusting over highschool boys
>>140778329
All homo degenerates need to be put down. It is a proven FACT that you CANNOT have WORLD RECORDS while being a faggot LOSER.
ya'll faggots better stop
>>140778184
Chibiposting has been /srg/ relevant for two years.
>>140779089
Chibiposting started here and will stay here
Every speedboi I liked is dead, I hate almost every current speedboi.
I still like my games but not the community.
