Make Speedrunning Great Again
>Marathons
NASA:
- ESA equivalent taking place in NA, May 19th - 23rd
- http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
- https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon
MWSF:
- Cancelled
Games Done Quick:
- People lied, Mike died
- July 3rd - 10th
- gamesdonequick.com
- https://twitter.com/mikwuyma
>Resources
speedrun.com
speedrun.tv
donaldtrump2016online.com
streambig.net
>1 post early
elin
simplee elin
/srg/ Minecraft server
167.114.158.79:25875
>>140561076
good op webm desu
Is Naegleria the Donald Trump of speedrunning?
>>140561392
no, but if we start calling him that it would annoy him and be funny
Post some speed tunes
https://youtu.be/saDkR6SfF_s
This place fucking sucks! Y'all should just speedrun your life!
>>140561224
This is a pretty coold idea, unfortunately I don't own Minecraft, and nobody from this general knows me/I don't know anybody from this general, but just wanted to throw out that this is a pretty cool thing
>>140561224
Do you have speedrun maps on that server?
![plYlmQT[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Os6iWap.png "plYlmQT[1].png")
what did he mean by this?
>>140564935
everybody wants to see the decay of a superstar
>>140564935
degeneracy
cultural marxism
perversion
>>140564935
>I THOUGHT THE HATERS WANTED GAMEPLAY HURR DURR
They want speedruns, no one ever cried for cosmo to do any other type of casualshit gameplay. And you fucking know it.
>>140564935
those mario maker videos are boring, uninspired shit. no one cares about that or his smash footage because they can tune in any time and see it on stream.
>>140564935
WHO
GIVES
A
SHIT
>>140566086
he doesn't even play any good mario maker levels
>>140566451
he has made over fifty now because he thinks he is an artist or some shit
>>140566725
lolm2k
>>140566725
so based
>>140566725
Would be funny if that was tweeted today and not 5 months ago.
>>140567084
?
looks like it was last year
Daily reminder that you should donate at least $5 a week to Cosmo so he can keep paying for his hormones.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxdhE5O0mGw
>>140567541
...It was.
>>140567650
you're being conned then because a months supply of spiro and est costs about $15
http://youtubedoubler.com/icUD
They seriously think that people aren't watching the video to laugh at it.
>>140567650
I used to donate $10 per stream back when he was doing those castlevania 64 runs. They were comfy as fuck and went for hours. Cheaper than going to a theatre or something. He's not getting anything from me now.
comfy is just a code word for boring desu
>>140567650
if i donate it's only going to be if it goes towards losing the frank and beans, and it will be a hefty donation lol
>>140567808
even cosmo knows it's from getting linked on /v/
>>140567808
>>140568308
its not like 10k views are jack shit
if he started speed running again he'd get thousands
maybe
http://youtubedoubler.com/icUT
>>140568643
these numbers arent too bad desu
>>140568818
It's just residuals from his prior fame, numbers will die out when the novelty of seeing a tranny melt down wears off.
>>140568818
notice the steady decline
>>140568954
I notice how retarded you are.
>>140569061
baited loser
hahahahaha
i like to speedrunning
>>140569146
Is this accurate?
>>140567541
Yes, right now we're in the fourth month of the year. Five months ago would be last year.
I know it's hard but try to keep up.
>>140569281
pmuch since cr1t decided to do ebin "speedrun"s>people actually want him to do a gdq run
Link to the narci pastebins?
>>140569146
based
Metako is going bald
>learning a new speedgame and getting that tasty -3:00 split
good shit g0od shit that's some good shit if i do say so myself
>have a WR run recorded
>not going to submit it yet
>lul the current WR holder into a false sense of security
>then enjoy ripping their whole world apart
Slayer stop streaming MGR. Why would you waste your time with that shit while you could stream Monster Hunter
why can't my capture card display PS1 games on the PS2 properly?
image is off screen vertically
>>140576292 ps2 games are widescreen so what happens is with PS1 games they're a box, and the box's height is longer and your capture cards captures the PS2 console so what it does it cuts off the height parts that stick outside of the widescreen
>>140578083
Is that the PS2's hardware output?
In the configuration menu you can switch between 4:3, 16:9 and 'full', which make no difference at all.
>>140578241 put in a ps1 game and run it and replug your capture card
>>140579085
doesn't work, on either of my capture cards
but whilst the game is running, it will reconfigure itself
the load screens are okay and positioned correctly, as is the language select option, but the rest of the game is displayed incorrectly
Actually long consoles indicates if it has widescreen or not
the PS2 and the XBox both had widescreen options
the gamecube didn't because it was shaped like a cube
the N64 had widescreen options while the playstation one was more like a little square
Yo /srg/
Been out of the scene for a while and only ever speedran one game 'seriously'.
I mainly route/glitch games for the purpose of speedruns.
Been thinking about picking one game up for a long ass time now. I'm done with my routing/learned the routes that were made up. I did played the game about 10 times casually before so I know stuff about it. How many meme plays should I do before starting to grind runs?
i like to speedrunning
>>140582529
usually the game picks you
>>140582529
3-5
>>140576292
that's what used to happen to me when i tried to capture PAL games
based Glurmo
is BT even trying any more?
Cheese on pace
>>140584398
delete this
HE FUCKING DID IT>>140584398
>>140584649
>>140584398
>>140584649
>>140582529
Don't think there's any set number, just until you feel comfortable to start runs or confident you won't shit the bed too much
>>140569146
claiming to be a donor is a good twist
>>140569146
our boi
These internet trolls, I don't even pay attention to them.
Just thought you'd like to know.
cosmo is a drug addicted tranny nutter
Imagine letting you mental illness play out on the internet, hanging out there like soiled underwear you haven't washed properly.
>>140587083
it's okay slayer, everyone gets depressed sometimes
I dont think any less of you for it
>>140587083
he's taking drugs and not in his right mind
you know when you get completely shit faced and do something really embarrassing then want to kill yourself the following day?
yeah...
>>140587549
>you know when you get completely shit faced and do something really embarrassing then want to kill yourself the following day?
Imagine being so delusional that you think you can get "completely shitfaced" on weed.
>>140587772
you misunderstand
It was a metaphor, a parallel to Cosmo's situation
if you're still having trouble with it, let me know
>>140587962
>Cosmo smokes weed, but otherwise takes no psychoactive drugs.
>Getting shitfaced drunk and wanting to kill yourself the next day is somehow a metaphor for this.
>cheese plays oot for months
>hops back on sm64 and smashes the wr
???
>>140561223
>>140589098
>smashes the wr
>5 second improvement in a 1h40m run.
yeah just destroyed it mang.
>>140569146
>that pathetic tranny apologist backpedalling
grow some balls
>>140588394
you know when you smoke weed and watch porn and get so horny you start insterting things in your ass and eat your own cum?
yeah...
>>140589412
i smoke weed 24/7 and i've never stuck anything in my ass or eaten my own cum.
i mean, i had a girl eat my cum once, but that's not the same thing.
>>140588394
you don't think estrogen is psychoactive?
>>140589516
effects may vary from person to person
you are probably high test so that's cool. but if you are more on the feminine side it may turn you into a degen slut
>>140589290
As runs get lower times you're going to get less big jumps in improvement.
>>140589692
>>140589840
Yeah, and at that point records don't get smashed, they get slightly improved.
records don't get smashed, they get slightly improved - guy whose record got smashed
undertale is marxist tranny propaganda for children
>>140589692
>effects may vary from person to person
sure, but as far as i know there's no meaningful connection between smoking weed and sticking things up your ass. in fact, that sounds like something you completely made up, perhaps based on anecdotal experiences.
>>140590028
it's a fact that weed is an afrodisiac. and yes, i speak from experience, i used to be a qt degen femboy myself but i recovered and saw the light
weed is completely safe, every single weed smoking speedrunner being a total marxist degenerate is just pure coincidence - the drug jew
>>140590150
aphrodisiac*
and yes weed is one, as are oysters, coffee, olive oil, and pumpkin seeds.
a mild, perhaps imperceptible increase in libido is not going to make a person stick something up their asshole unless they were already willing to do that without the aphrodisiac.
>>140590150
same
>>140590458
i said it's the combination of things like porn, weed and being feminine. a manly man wouldn't understand
maybe watch this flick
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0179083/
>>140590969
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0093Tqu8n2E
>>140590969
why weed specifically? why not the millions of other aphrodisiacs humans consume on a daily basis?
>>140591171
weed is a potent magical plant unlike any other it doesn't even compare to coffee or olive oil or whatever
i'm not against it btw
it should be legal but people need to be educated about the variety of effects and i don't think it's nearly as researched as it should be.
look at miley cyrus, girls and low test boys turn into horny sluts, man
>>140591684
>weed is a potent magical plant unlike any other it doesn't even compare to coffee or olive oil or whatever
what makes it a more potent aphrodisiac than any of the other things i said?
>>140591731
because it simultaniously lowers inhibitions
>>140591825
want me to make a big list of ordinary day to day things that lower inhibitions?
you're not very good at debate or providing evidence.
>>140591731
i have never felt any afrodisiacal effect from any of the things you mentioned
but weed... totally
>>140591882
>i have never felt any afrodisiacal effect from any of the things you mentioned
>>140591873
yeah, make that list
with potency and in-vivo clinical data if you would
>>140591995
is that what you show your grandpa when he tells you stories about world war 2?
watch the movie i linked earlier it's not just my experience, man. i have never heard of coffee/olive oil induced orgies
>>140592279
>is that what you show your grandpa when he tells you stories about world war 2?
my grandpas stories tend to be historically accurate.
>i have never heard of coffee/olive oil induced orgies
i've never heard of marijuana induced orgies. orgies where people did drugs? sure. orgies proven to be caused by marijuana? nope. sounds like you're confusing correlation with causation.
if you found out that everyone at an orgy had coffee that morning with their breakfast, would you call that a coffee induced orgy?
You can't speedrun weed.
>>140592769
dude i'm not wasting my time with you anymore. i came here for speedmemes and funposting. you know what? i take everything back i posted. you win!
Yall niggas aint even post nuthin speedrun-related or no shyt doe
>>140592971
people who smoke weed:
narcismo
noir
people who don't smoke weed:
essentia and her 4 beautiful white children
endy and his 6 beautiful white children
>>140593512
Degeneracy breeds degeneracy
I'll alert the media
>>140593578
The (((media)))
GrindxCucklet
BirdxLaugh
MarxistxMonkey
>>140593884
>>140594764
>>140594889
t. StreamxMonster
What is this thread even about just shut up you retards.
Also i thought gimmick was based but as soon as a glitch is discovered they create new categories... Sad
>>140595393
based narshe, afraid of speed
>>140595393
Every game that's not afraid to ban gameplay removing glitches is based desu
>trump in the op
Why hasnt ian killed himself yet?
>>140594970
*bird laughs*
>>140595393
the medievil general
>>140595521
>jew tranny supports trump and /pol/ is his safe space
Didnt see that coming honestly
will santzo stream today? Or do I need to kill myself?
JewxNigger
>>140596026
Yx_
Does this general have the most stream monster diarrhea out of all of /vg/?
>weed turns you gay
lmao this general is pathetic
>soy causes arthritis
some people...
*vapes ________*
fill in the blanks
>>140596156
How's life as a degenecuck m8
>>140596480
lampshade
>>140596480
birdcock
>>140596480
there's only one blank tho you squinty fuck
MediEvil 2016
>>140596480
*vapes fancy oil juice that liquifies inside his lungs and after many many years of vaping it's so clogged up that he literally drowns in fancy oil juice*
can you play backup disks on a softmodded xbox hueg?
or does it have to be an image on the internal HDD?
>>140597196
You can't speedrun on xbox.
>>140595393
It's a legacy category. Which nobody runs at the moment so why are you crying?
>>140597585
and why not?
>just watched patthenescuck
>they did a video on something called HDupscalers
Holy shit. Just run the game on your old console or emulate it on an emulator that the community agrees on.
>$350 for an 'upscaler' whatever the nigger that is
"no"
Also if you use an everdrive, you may as well use an official emulator.
If you really want to be a picky fuck, different NES consoles have proven to deliver different RNG in at least 1 or games. This wouldn't happen if two people ran the same emulator.
So maybe I should consider your console to be not admissible.
>>140597726
1 or 2*
>>140597726
I paid £4.99 for this.
Banging image quality 2bh. I don't actually have any TV's that accept component video input, so it was necessary.
>>140597726
>different NES consoles have proven to deliver different RNG in at least 1 or games
Skater...
>9 hour "race"
>13 people
oh boy...
anyone who says "af" is a degenerate that needs to be shot
>>140561223
I love you simplee elin.
What are you running tonite srg?
And what are you drinking?
>>140602120
cosmo is seriously pathetic
tranny CULTure appeals to hypersexual porn-consuming feminised millenials who need something to replace the connection to their heritage that they are not allowed to have
>>140604615
>connection to their heritage
thanks for the lesson, gramps.
Kollin7
shrimps gay
>>140566332
You got triggered hard
Here is a namedrop you all weren't expecting!Trineas
>>140606880
Sure wasn't
>>140605523
You've outed yourself as a little grind baby cuck. "Waah waah! Waah waah!" is the sound of a little grind baby cuck after being exposed. You've been exposed as a grind baby cuck.
>>140607762
O_o
>>140607762
and you're a doodie head
Can someone link me skeletonbills facebook account?
Skater is slowly transitioning into feurigerilias with the incoming exposure by Torje.
A GRIND BABY KEKLET
>>140606880
You're right.
*checks grommr inbox*
>>140612105
Dat wuz just a maymay started by hata niggas doe
>>140600441
af based af doe
*streams wow*
>>140609245
Dat faggot ass nigga aint even speedrun-related doe
>muh heritage
>muh tradition
>muh random people who have no connection to me whatsover
>>140564935
She aint even no he doe
>>140612720
*says while supporting gay pride*
Marxists IN
>tfw life is depressing
i absolutely love my life and surroundings
bumping this thread to ask you guys some questions
what are the comfiest gdq runs to watch? preferably before 2014
thx
>>140612720
*flies high above it all and bird laughs*
how do i get a cute bf? feminine penis is a requirement
>>140612902
ovens
Does anybody else wish to just open twitch and suddenly see
>duke_bilgewater just went live
open it up and see it's some casual hotline let's play doing some high score attempts and glitches for a bit?
>>140614946
>duke will never make your dreams come true while whispering softly in your ear
why go on
>>140612720
MarxistxMonkey
Cran aint even did nothin 2 yall niggas doe
y'all watching Baffan or nah
https://youtu.be/sWnibZdmZoI
>>140612720
Anyone who I dont like is icky!!!!!
https://youtu.be/RyKRRBRiaec?t=29
>check team srg on speedrun.tv
>only 1 out of 4 is speedrunning
great fucking team faggots
>>140617039
bird laugh
who hyped for new radiohead 2nite
New h3h3 vid senpaitachi
twitch dot tv / chibi
streaming some ttyd practice, come hang out in chat!
>>140617793
bene this has to stop
>>140618064
wish i was a cute girl 2bh
>>140618153
dude same
>>140618153
>bene
>girl
lol...
>>140618153
wow same!
>>140605523
found the berniebot
brb going balls deep in bene
It has been so long since /srg/ had a newboi. What gives?
>streamer has title in english
>click on stream and he is speaking eurocuck
brb going balls deep in bernie
>>140619439
who was the last newboi worth a damn? whoever it was has got to be from 3 years ago. this place is fuckin dead.
>>140619439
i'm learning a run, dw
once i get my rig set up i'll star streaming
>>140619439
furryyuffer is a newboy
>>140620230
chanzeux, shyguytd, and soe__ are all 2014 newbois
>>140620391
those are all absolute shit. i said worth a damn
>>140620431
jmatt was good for a while
worth one gdq appearance at the very least
caveman came out as a newboi after his sgdq 2014 incident
>>140620627
I am a console speedrunner and literally 0 of those apply to me
>>140619439
HOW TO SAVE /SRG/ AS A COMMUNITY:
We need to bring our foundation (aka "oldbois") back, or they need to be more active. I'm referring to the following:
>weewee
>peaches_
>duke
>grav
>ion
Keep the following oldboi shitters OUT (aka stop talking about them/giving them attention):
>skeletonbill (doesn't speedrun, barely has)
>dickoak (same)
>beneziaa (same)
>slayer (same)
Secondly, we need to bring back our future (aka "newbois") and stop treating them like shit.
I'm referring to the following:
>malos (he is nothing how the thread makes him out to be)
>jmatt
>doublearmory
>tk mze
>andre
Stop giving the following attention:
>meows (rarely speedruns and only does so when he's a hot topic)
>ari (literally who? also same as above
>squid (tries to police the thread despite having no authority and not being a speedrunner)
If we work together we can save this place. If we keep giving people who don't care and are only here to shitpost/boost their ego attention, this place will not survive 2016, I guarantee that.
>>140622543
it's quite amazing how fast this general went to shit
this is the medievil general now
>>140620627
Spot on
>>140625154
>>140625154
Indeed my good sir
>>140622543
who?
>someone takes your wr
>it aint me starts playing
Kirby is a bad speed game.
>/srg/
>>140631591
Why do you have 798 pictures of a garbage can
>>140632087
Chibi needs to stream something more interesting than palace skib desu
>>140632481
>>140633305
delete this
>>140633390
>Chibi's mom and brother are arguing
>He finally has the presence of mind to mute his mic
>>140633305
>>140634251
>watching chibi
>>140634497
he is doing speedrun content right now
https://twitter.com/OKLuna_/status/725872258728648704
GrindxMonkey
>>140640248
word
>>140640248
the only way i can know this isn't cosmo is that it's not looking at at a phone while on the floor
>>140640248
source?
>>140630732
KSS aint even dat bad doe
>>140620391
>tfw you are never mentioned in the 2014 newbois and probably less than 10% of people from /srg/ even know you
Why is dildo dennis called soe now?
>>140645028
chanzeux, soe__, and shyguytd couldnt handle the banter
>>140645130
>tfw I was happy in the thought that he died
>>140645028
cultural marxism
>>140645302
malos_? damn that's cold
Why does iateyourpie say "dewd" so often? Is that an american thing?
