GTA edition
>Previous thread
>>140433038
>Crews for GTA:O
Join a crew by clicking link below, then posting your SC name and crew you want to join in the thread.
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_vg_-_ps4 (PS4 only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gta_general_vg (all)
Other crews: http://pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL
>Steam Group - No heterosexuals allowed
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg
>PS4 Community - GTAG VG Community (No heterosexuals allowed here either)
To join the community, search the community name in "Discover Communities" and leave a request.
>Thread archive
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/
>GTA:O Unlocks by Rank
http://pastebin.com/bAr3Q5sT
>Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nQND3ikiLzS3Ij9kuV-rVkRtoYetb79c52JWyafb4m4
>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
http://www.gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
http://www.geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide
Anybody else's game crashed?
>>140633783
Yup
>>140633470
Because i like gta. I'm just tired of senseless driving and other boring shit.
I'm not one of the kids who runs godmode 24/7 and blowup everyone in server. I'm just spawning cars, teleporting and other unhurtful to other players things.
>>140633852
>tfw you could have ruined this picture
I wish I did
>>140633836
Enjoy your ban.
>>140633480
>decided to play GTAV for the first time in months
>online works for a few hours then disconnects
>disconnect the second I join a job after restart
The fuck
>>140634057
I'm sure he will enjoy it.
Everyone should take a three day break from gtao once in a while.
It's not healthy to obsessively play it everyday.
>>140634004
How would you have been able to ruin the picture?
>>140633836
>gross lopsided low res tan lined titties
Why is Joacim so perfect?
>>140635317
>low res
that's Very High textures though
>>140635408
Joacim Mogren?
>game keeps crashing when i leave the garage
>some faggot probably spawned something outside that's causing the crash
Somebody in Zaturn's session check 1045 Conker avenue
>>140635712
Last time I was there, there was a monkey with an AP pistol.
>>140635408
Here have another photo for your collection.
>>140635712
I also crashed trying to load in to that session and it's spawning me in right outside that apartment
languagez, you on m8?
>>140635793
>>140635408
>>140635793
>Crew in public lobby shitting on randoms
>Windows 10 is shit and cut's the internet connection on it's own
It seems to have stopped now
are you people still playing?
>>140637504
Yes
No
Maybe
>>140637547
>higgus
>>140637547
>Higgus is back
Every thread.http://pastebin.com/XEzpG0vB
Loving it, Rockstar.
>>140638162
Quattro themed car when
Post more cars gtao needs
>>140637504
>>140638691
What exactly makes a car "Quattro" themed?
The sticker shit?
the Round things on the bumper?
>>140638885
The general car shape and such.
Same way you could say the Blista Compact is a CRX or the Vacca is a Gallardo.
>>140638691
>Hella
>Hella
>Hella
>>140639405
amazeballs
show me a better place for a car meet
xth for honk & gtags hanging out at the track aftermath.
>>140639556
Nessi's ass
>>140639405
>>140638354
>skeleton on the front and back of pants
>matching hoodie only has skeleton on front
ONE JOB, ROCKSTAR
ONE FUCKING JOB
>playing GTAV on PC with all the hackers
>hackers in every room
>no one values money
>you faggots complain about a lack of content, not realizing that the pursuit of money is 90% of the online
What happened to that one console copypasta?
can I get a gtag power ranking?
>>140640974
>cheaters in every fucking room
>getting banned for using a mod menu
>needing a mod menu to combat other script-kiddies
>needing a mod menu to have fun
>getting banned for receiving hacked cash
>faggots begging for hackerbux in every thread
>faggots begging for tuned race payouts in every thread
>crew drama over how pussy you faggots are that you can't handle being killed
>at least 5 posts daily about "b'awww X killed me in his armored Kuruma! Kick him from the crew! Fucking crew killer!"
>90% of PC players have been banned at least once
>getting banned 3 times is permanent
>paid mod menus
>the only way you can have fun anymore is in crew sessions, because you're literally incapable of playing the game and progressing, because you've cheated everything already
>comparing online avatars, arguing about which one is more attractive, while never realizing how fucking depraved and absolutely retarded you sound to any outsider
>99% of PC players own a yacht, making them not special
>no one cares about running heists or contact missions because they've cheated all the money they'll ever need
>everyone owns all the Super cars in game, so they're not rare or special either
>complain about lack of content without realizing that the majority of the game's content comes from earning money
>everyone owns a Hydra, so the sun is blocked with jetshitters
>have to play in easy-mode GTAG crew sessions to have any fun with the game, otherwise you're faced against actually having to shoot other people
>Rockstar did a massive ban-wave just recently. How long do you think it will last? No more than a month at most, I'd say.
>Russians
>Chinese
Why again is PC the master race?
PS4:
>no cheaters
>more players
>people actually play heists
>yachts are rare
>people work and play the game to unlock things
>they don't complain nearly as much as you whiny faggots, because they haven't spoiled the game for them self
>>140641196
I am on top of it all.
>>140641346
>posting the one that doesn't Namedrop Blater and Nessi
>>140640974
>the pursuit of money is 90% of the online
and there wouldn't be anything wrong with that if making money in this game were any fucking fun and not a mind-numbing grind
>buy GTA 5 for PS4
>install
>system tells me I need 1.60 GB more space to install
>44 GBs of space on my PS4
How much fucking space does this game take up
>>140643605
45.6 GB apparently
>>140643605
>PS4
>can't download memory
mustard race wins again
>Not muting catower
Why?
>>140641196
>power ranking
i duno
>helicopters
nessi
>turning around corners at 5kph
null
>hydra
too many to name
>mic
cat
>insurgent
zaturn
>skid
too many to name
>expert RPG/homo shooter
blater/vanilla ricer
>pro cutie
joacim
>Kalahari expert
jens
>tank expert
pig
>>140644549
>insurgent
>hydra
>skids
[gtag]
>>140644381
It's hilarious listening to them impersonate a female?
>>140644549
i dont understand why people keep pointing to Nessi as some sort of helicopter god. why do people say this?
>>140645209
"she" sounds like that who joined my channel ts recording person.
also i don't find it hilarious, i find it annoying
>>140645209
When I join a cat or null session it's usually just an endless blabber on the mic of a soft speaking fuckboy honestly i muted them after they wouldn't stop talking in that shitty voice
>>140644549
>thanks
horris
>>140645230
he taught me how to dodge welfare on a helicopter
>>140645230
Because Nessi actually knows how to dodge wellfares
>inb4 NPG
maybe but he's just an asshat who shits on people in his savage not giving them to chance even shoot back
is this a nice way of saying "no new update till next tuesday"
would very much like to join GTAG PC
sc is wildzesty
>>140646487
Widely? Wimey?
>>140647240
think it was woozie
>>140647464
When you are trying to sleep, but Tonks want to join.
>>140646410
its a nice of saying hope you're excited for "New Update Never week' that'll start right after this one ends, followed by 'Seriously Why Are You Playing This Still week'
>>140645710
NPG is a shit pilot desu
>>140647240
>>140647345
plese dont make me regret my name its too late to go back
which is better GTA 4 or GTA 5
>http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag
Someone able to invite me to the PC crew?
Mackasfour
another purge when
>>140648464
undo your highlight dummy
>>140645230
This is my favourite helicopter in the game, and IRL.
>>140649049
the S-70 is so bland and boring, superior helicopter coming through
so ugly its beautiful
Got a sudden urge to take some corners with low grip.
>>140649238
If I wanted a Gunship, I'd post the Valkyrie, good luck fucking that up
>>140649514
>>140648293
San Andread
>>140645439
>>140645407
Sorry, i'll stop.
alright, that's it. I'm joining right now to show you how to fly a heli.
just need to get somebatteries for my gamepad
>>140649880
keyboard > gamepad on helicopters desu
>blater and horris have hidden profiles
Why is this allowed?
>>140649762
>>140649514
>>140648464
Gotcha
>>140649874
Don't stop. If they don't like it they can mute you.
>>140650012
What exactly would you like to see on my profile, anon?
>>140649880
Oh boy!
Please attack shitters with helicopters!
banwave when?
>>140650869
lol
>>140649957
>>140650659
Some other time lads, i couldn't find any batteries and i can't find a store that sells any at this time of the day.
>>140651507
You don't have rechargeable batteries?
>>140652174
no, i live in a 3rd world country.
i hope no one watches ant tv tomorrow cus i got my batteries
>>140652324what country?
>>140652689
australia
>>140652770
Australia is not a 3rd world country, dumbass
>>140652689
I'm from Turkey, not Australia.
>>140653038
>Australia
>Not a third world country
Could'a fooled me
>>140653038
lol
>>140633480
>http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag
I just sent a request to this crew. Name ZangieftB
>start game
>finish job
>loads forever
>alt+f4
>start game (2)
>join job on call
>loads forever
so what exactly was the point of that 5 hours maintenance? to make the netcode worse?
>>140654039
Added
>http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtagAccidentlyclicked request inviteIcyDuck
>>140654296
Thanks Jo bro. Just got it and accepted it.
>>140654304
Added as well
Does GTAO have the worst playerbase in the history of video games?
>>140655854
Fang_2005 sounds like hes from /gtag/
>>140655854
at this point it's mostly made up of 12 year olds and 3rd worlders
i swear randos weren't stupid when the game released on pc
>>140656028
>randos weren't stupid when the game released
>>140656965
i was able to do all the heist with randos
with little to no mistakes
now even a level 140 has trouble staying alive or following an objective
cool magnectic traffic, Rockstar
>>140657205
maybe you shouldnt have made your car out of magnets dipshit
>>140657205
>racing with traffic
Internet memed last night playing with you fags so I decided to go to bed after then.
Guess I'll just post quality webms left out.
>>140657427
I just join lobbies on call, never bother hosting
>90% of the lobbies have traffic, catchup and slipstream on
it hurts
>>140657205
I'm convinced they made the NPC drivers ram you if at all possible to slow you down to help consoles keep up with loading. Notice how this shit driving is more prevalent in high complexity areas?
>hanging out with crew
>just shitting on randos in a pub
>suddenly buceta
>>140657908
it's worse and more noticeable when on motorcycles
>>140657882
sometimes you get good lobbies
it's a gamble
>it took 3 seconds to register a kill
God bless my internet.
>>140657984
what is buceta
i googled it and got a bunch of pictures of vaginas
i assume it means vagina
>>140658201
still better aiming than vanilla
>>140657984
who is this semen demon
what are those cock sucking lips
>>140658245
portuguese slang for pussy
I know that because I'mbr
>>140658403
ewww
>>140658403
very nice
>>140657205
He was changing lanes.
There's some bullshit you can't avoid though.
That feel when car spawns a valley away.
I'm still staring at my car in hopes it will come towards me.
>>140659048
very nice plate
>Crash
>keeps giving me the message that I want to join a session with a different aiming despite it being a free aim session preference when I was in it literally 10 secs ago
R* please
>>140659127
I'm having the same problem with targeting mode bullshit when I try to join
>http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag
sent a request to join
WildZesty
>>140659265
accepted
>>140659127
this is what I did:
>start single player
>set aiming to free aim
>save as a new slot
>exit game
>launch game again
>settings are all now free aim
Now you gotta never EVER join a session with a different targeting mode or else it will change your settings.
>>140659080
reminds me of a video i saw on dwayne's channel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4Xk6NMecok
>>140659265woozie
>>140659679
i beg you its too late to change back
Bully is fucking great.
>my character is black
>therefore he MUST have dreads
Is the black community in this game just a big hivemind? Every single black pub I saw has the same hairdo.
Could I get a crew invite to the PC crew or just whatever crew everybody's fucking around in
Name's Sharkrauser
here's my fugly dyke in an outfit that isn't ISIS for once
Who is this Flynn faggot? and why did he decide it was okay to attack me?
I like him, he's terrible at everything
>>140661037
>try playing it
>crashes every 30 minutes
I tried everything
I didn't get too far, but the games is awesome indeed
>>140661037
great game indeed
>>140661054
where is that fresh as fuck balck man when you need him
>>140661321
he seems cool
>crew randomly snipes you
>ask him why
>he runs up and stabs me
>ask him why
>he just stops and pretends it didn't happen
At least take the time to explain why you're randomly killing me like a common shitter
>>140661321
Flynn's a cool guy. You'll love him after a while.
>enjoy the party at widely's house
>decide to watch TV
>you are not allowed in this house as the owner left the session
k
>>140661997
GET DOWN
YAAHHHASHDASFHAHHAEAE
>>140645230
The real reason is that Nessi taught everyone how to use helicopters. Nessi is still abouve average and probably still the best in crew, but just by experience, I would say there are 5-7 other people at the same skill level as Nessi, but Nessi still has the experience advantage.
>>140661625
>he seems cool
>>140661727
>Flynn's a cool guy. You'll love him after a while.
He's like higgus, a fucking smug, crew killing cunt
>>140662180
>getting mad at friendly crew killing
Not like he kills you while in a jet or sniper rifle.
He's kill me tons of times and we both know it's all in good fun.
>>140644549
>insurgent
>zaturn
There is too much wrong
>>140662153
Nessi here, at least you gave a reasonable answer. Thank you.
>>140664056
soyunny here, never let Nessi drive anything with four wheels. pic related
>>140662334
friendly and killing dont really go in the same sentence
aircraft are so god damn expensive
Languagez here, I'm on mate
>>140664258
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
I like him desu
>>140665113
Hi Bassy
>>140665113
>mfw he had his bodyguards confused I don't did the helicopter crash (got domed) and then fucked off to the mask shop while he flipped out
>>140662334
Sounds like typical shitter behavior to me desu
>mfw he had his bodyguards confused I don't did the helicopter crash (got domed) and then fucked off to the mask shop while he flipped out
what did he mean by this?
>>140666698
>mfw he had his bodyguards confused
I did crash the helicopter (got domed) and then fucked off to the mask shop while he flipped out at the other poor bastard.
>mfw he had his bodyguards confused I don't did the helicopter crash (got domed) and then fucked off to the mask shop while he flipped out
>yfw he had his bodyguards confused I don't did the helicopter crash (got domed) and then fucked off to the mask shop while he flipped out
>>140667040
he had his bg confused
i didnt do the heli crash (dom called him)
then he went to the mask store while he raged?
>try to post from phone to avoid AFKing during mission travel
>fuck it up
>create new meme
>be me
>fucked off to the mask shop
>meanwhile he flips out
he even had his bodyguards confused while i don't did the helicopter crash (got domed)
>be me
>fuck off to get masked while i flip out
>even got the bodyguards confused
>i dont did the helicopter crash
>tfw got domed
>be me
>get helicopter
>fly to biggest building
>take out my sniper rifle
>kill a dude
>make a webm about it
>shit myself to sleep
sign me up for that gtag pc crew
kivluh
>mfw I had my bodyguards confused he don't did the helicopter crash (got domed) and he then fucked off to the mask shop while I flipped out
>maskguard domed heli and body shop flipped me
>NessiProphet is happening
>mfw my bodyguards confused then this guy don't did the helicopter crash (got domed) and then fucked off to the mask shop while I flipped out
>MFW he did his body guard a confusing to do the dim-a-domed he got helicopter fugg you out crying faggot a whimp haha XD
>>140668586
REMOVE THIS
For pac standard is there a new glitch or the simple kuruma in the nearby garage trick still work?
>mfw he did his bodyguards then this domalom did don't skip helicopter and the mask shop crashed while flipping me off
>>140669051
kuruma cheese still works
>>140669289
So theres no new strat at all? Asking because this pub just sat in the bank for no reason.
>>140669395
nope, either have fun with the bikes or cheese it with the apt+kuruma
>mfw he has his domed flipped out I don't did crash confused (got mask shoped) then bodyguarded to the helicopter while he fucked off
>mfw my doms confused this guy dont did mask shop crash (got flipped off) and then fucked off to body guard shop while i helicopter out
What's the comfiest spot to park your cars and have a talk about things with your crewmates /gtag/ ?
>tfw R* will never add a freeroam treasure hunt event where a package is hidden somewhere within the map full of $$$ and other goodies
>>140670134
>he uses gta as a glorified chat room
sigh
>>140670134
Top of chilliad, that way you actually do something instead of standing around and chatting
>>140668586
I'd Null those Prophets if you know what I mean.
>>140670216
>he thinks there are "fun" stuff to do other than to shitpost in freeroam
>>140670402play another game while you shitpost and talk in a teamspeak or discord
roleplay cuck from san andreas here
any hopes gta v might be compatible and scriptable as a roleplay server too? is it being developed already?
>>140670864
it was about a month or so after this game came to pc
but this happend
http://arstechnica.com/gaming/2015/11/gta-5-modders-claim-take-two-sent-private-investigators-to-their-home/
you're fucked until t2 kills gtao
>>140670864
I doubt it. Online is Rockstar's newest cash cow, and they won't let that go anytime soon. You're better off playing a modded game like Arma 3 for that kind of thing.
>>140669395
he thought you were gonna pick him up, then drive through the objective alleys again to help prevent money from being lost to damage
>>140671549
also the page dedicated to it is gone
https://www.reddit.com/r/FiveM/
>>140668586
>>140672093
im really happy this isn't an original photograph
what is this got domed meme shit
>text chat broken
>but only in the session with all the GTAG in it
>>140677525
Asusming you mean pic related
The pink org [cuck] has a skiddy fucking up the session.
We really need some Barina Sparks or Fiat 500s in this meme game.that and the ability to wear suit vests and change shirts under regular sport/suit jackets
>>140677861
>more hatchbacks never
>finish a heist setup
>session somehow closes
>join new session
>no sound anywhere
>only some random sounds play
>invite to VIP
>crash to desktop
Anybody ever had audio issues?
Tons of sounds just stop.
>>140679102
That happened few times to me too, but it didn't come to crash, fixed itself after few minutes
>>140679102
yep, only bullet impacts and some peds are heard
sometimes it fixes by going to sp and back, others its a restart
>>140677861
>we need more cars for trannys to roleplay being women
i'd rather more landbarges like the marbelle or the DF8 then a bunch of faggot mememobiles.
tfw just read half of hte prvious thread and everything in current thread. I should have read a book.
I miss Pixle
>>140633480
HungryMungry, PC GTAG
im a big slut for shitty cars
>>140649874
Don't stop
>>140679773
all those cars are good, you just have shit taste in mods
>>140680096
i honestly think the windsor is a "so ugly it's good looking" kind of car
>>140680586
>rolls royce ghost
>ugly
>>140677861
I would love a Chevy spark in the game
>size of the Issi
>seats 4
Will never happen
>tfw getting bullied for no reason
>>140680758
>BMW-royce
>class
Pick one, especially now that they expanded the lineup beyond the phantom
>>140680586
>he thinks the windsor is ugly
wew lad
>>140681237
>Crime trying to crash /gtag/
Shocking
>>140681237
>crime so salty he crashes gtag
lmao
Whats a decent menu out that will not get me baned
>>140680096
you're probably right
>>140681968
the picador is nice
>white walls on the sabre
>lowrider wheels on the buffalo
>that insurgent
>owning an insurgent
i want to punch you in the dick
yet still better then 90% of cars gtag drives
>>140682069
>not having a pimp-mobile for shoving zentornos into the ocean
i-is this better, anon~
I managed to make it look the way I wanted it without breaking the 2mil budget!
>>140682575
inb4 benny's sale next week
>>140682380
i actually like it, it looks like if a racer from leMons got restored.
>>140650012
Because one is leader and the other is a commissioner and you're a shitposter that neglects to mention that it's not a purge period atm, anyway.
>>140682380
actually yes, it has that tuner feel that isn´t really overfucked like an elegy or feltzer
>>140682993
The only thing I hate is the wide fenders, I really wanted to keep it slim.
>>140683050
Thanks m8. Too bad the Futa underperforms often, and it doesn't help that I'm a bad driver.
Should I keep the very minor color mismatch between hubs / body paint?
>>140683267
minor color mismatches are the best
Moony and Bassy know how to party
>>140683267
adds character
it's nice to see a futo that isn't shit or stock.
>>140671729
Cant trigger the next part without jumping on the bikes though, that makes no sense.
>>140683384
>>140657205
>Man you might just need that menu then, that way you can heal up your Kuruma (Armoured) when you crash into something because either your eyes or your fingers don't work correctly
>>140683467
>literelly second life
why not just fucking skype you autists
>>140683613
>skype
>discord
>teamspeak
yet none of these circlejerkers use it
>>140683613
>Why play a game!
>WHA!! Mommy I'm retarded and dont know what even my own thoughts mean
>But I'm so cool that I dont want to fit in and have friend and enjoy myself
>Instead I'll complain about people doing just that on the internet
>Man my life is great
>>140683872
holy shit the irony
>>140682575
Did you want it to look fucking shitty? Because it does.
how would this game run with a gtx 750 ti?
>>140682575
blater has the best looking sultan hands down
everyone BTFO
>>140684038
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrKChA3Iabg
>>140683613
>literally knows the entire general is this but comes to complain anyways
why not just fucking no come to this general you autist
>>140684089
do it
>>140684171
just realized the union depository has an interior there
what. why would they lock us out of there?
>>140684038
I have a 960m
Normal everything is a steady 63 frames with no drops
High dips down to 57 in intense situations.
You could probably hover around ultra on some settings
Whatever you do keep grass turned all the way down.
>>140683763
the guy asking for VI ce city is probably that hotline miami furry poster
