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Also I really need to start saving collages to use when making a thread edition.
In this thread:
>Death.
>A vast flat plain of grey ash and ruined villages, the husks of skyscrapers and the burned out remains of reapers and cruisers. The oppressive silence only interrupted by the howling wind.
>At the back of your head a small voice whispers, "page 10 page 10. All dead. All dead." And you can't make the voice stop.
>You scream but no one can hear. It's all empty.
>Femshep a huge shit with noodly arms that feel really weird around your body.
>If you want to post Femshep you better make your own general
>tevos good waifu.
>Settling down in a grassy crater on virmire, occasionally journeying over the rim to admire the view.
>Shitposters and autism, or ventilators and cpr for this thread.
>/dag/+/bwg/+/meg/ will never happen.
>The best waifu is your waifu.
Previous thread: >>>140025447
Reminder that the ME:A hype train is long since dead and is now forgotten in some trainyard with layers upon layers of shitty graffiti and rust.
>>140367396
>>140367617
>>140367790
>>140367790
is that a drell?
>>140368110
Fanart for a quarian without the suit.
>>140368228
>>140368403
I'm sure there are quarians already living in the trash, so there's no need to throw anything there.
>>140367295
Good morning, MEG.
>>140369024
Morning anon. What's up?
>>140369205
Nothing too much, just woke up and having breakfast. Yourself?
>>140369446
Not much either, going to walk the dog in a bit. Pretty bored.
Spaceships? Which ship in ME is your favorite? I've got to go with the normandy SR-1
>>140370550
I'd say the SR-1 as well and wanted to keep it rather than have it destroyed and replaced. Though, I also like the Hugo Gernsback, the Estevanicoand, and other huge derelict ships like them.
>>140371761
Estevanico, no "and". From the ME2 assignment.
>one unsuspecting line leads to destroying Maelons research.
>"oh, can just recreate easy peasy"
>cometh ME3
>"apologies, can't recreate"
Fuck Mordin. Fuck the krogans. I don't care. Everyone dies.
Starts to seem as though we need a new nighttime attendant.
>>140367295
Goddamnit, we died again.
Good OP, though, Ed.I would've gone with a Mass Effect related image.
Good job keeping us alive and afloat.
>>140370550
Yeah, the SR-1 is awesome. I like it more than the SR-2. It feels more like a stealth frigate, and less like an unnecessarily large yacht. It's smaller and feels more intimate, and it doesn't waste huge areas of space.
The Normandy shouldn't have gone past 150m longs, any longer than that and it's just too long.
I really like the Alliance cruisers, too. With the red lines, of course, not the shitty generic blue ones.
>>140367295
I liked the Geth Dreadnought, was sort of disappointed that it couldn't be saved and used with the fleets at Earth.
>>140370550
Ain Jalut. It should have been possible to commandeer the Ain Jalut and its crew of waifus.
>>140371761
It would've been cooler if we had to go through the Gernsback a bit, and not just into a 10x10m area picking up supplies and audiologs.
Actually having to go through a small part of it, and picking up audiologs about where its been, seeing more of a civilian ship design as you walk through it, etc.
Derelict ships are really awesome, and I wish they added more of them.
Goddammit, /meg/. I've been busy with work and I can't post as often. Try to stay alive.
>>140373719
I vote SJU forCammy
>>140371761
I agree. Make it a workhorse, imagine you start in ME1 with the standard one all shiny and pristine. In me2 collectors attack but the normandy barely survives, you patch her up. At this point it's pretty lived in, there's a still hidden under engineering and a cot in the cargo hold.
Come ME3 it's a patched up heavily modified ship, full of esoteric upgrades and bizarre pieces of machinery salvaged from the rim surrounding the collector base. It has payload racks strung under its body, several tents in the bay for the new crew and four escape pods have been welded to the hull and converted into living spaces. A mantis gunship is squeezed in next to the mako and joker is piloting the vessel next to a huge AI core and a modified synth-human clerkbot clothed in old alliance fatigues that EDI inhabits.
>>140373278
I don't have many ME images saved, and I was afraid someone else would make a thread first.
Thanks though!
I agree on both points, I really liked the red, the blue was just boring. ME3 had too much blue.
>>140373719
It's a cool ship, the bent spinal gun is a bit silly though.
I wish we could have seen more ship designs in ME3, imagine seizing some shipyard from cerberus and beginning to churn out dreadnought guns attached to modular freighters, no real barrier coverage, but lots of firepower cheap and quickly.
>>140374038
Derelict ships are great.
>>140373719
>that thong onesie
L*wd!
hello. did you see this?
>>140361589
http://aryion.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=38&t=45731
>>140377030
Hi WG.
I saw, and I was wondering why someone would spend time making that.
>>140377030
I like her tits, though.
>>140377030
>>140377501
Oh, it's the CBBE body. Question is, could I use that body in the game itself, AND could I put the vault suit on?
Not that I would ever pay more than $20 for that mediocre game.
Waifus being friends? Waifusholding hands?
>>140378006Very shyly and in private, yes.
>>140378006
Of course.
>>140377849
I think fallout 4 has a future much like skyrim before it. a platform for modding, both 'regular' mods and porn.I wonder if there's an ME mod on the table.
>>140379141
There are of course ME3 mods for sluttier outfits but I don't think body shape is as easily modded in ME as in Fallout and Skyrim.
>>140381304
I meant ME mods for Fallout 4
>>140381685
What in the absolute fuck, man?
>>140383924
Complications with the newest round of elective surgeries.
>>140384058
Ashley, pls, plumper lips are not necessary.
>>140378507
Waifuskissingandsoftly caressing eachother's cheeks?
>>140379141
I know New Vegas and Skyrim has Mass Effect mods, so if Fallout 4 doesn't have some already, it's just a matter of time.
>>140384058
>>140384625
The enlargement of her ass turned out beautifully however.
>>140386568
That thickness.
Liara aged 979.
>>140386280
A waifu getting sexed by a robit.
>>140386280Slow and hesitant at first, finding comfort and then greater desire for each other as passion overtakes their inhibitions.
http://imgur.com/a/lAVji
I feel that knowing Kai Leng's background story made ME3 a much richer and deeper emotional experience for me.
>>140390530
Isn't that the book that fucked up almost everything, to the point where Bioware said it's not canon?
Cerberus seems to be as retarded as it usually is.
>>140391676
That book was supposed to be re-issued after corrections and re-writing. The reissue never happened and presumably the rewrite didn't either, in the first place.
>giving Miranda torpedo tits
Not okay with this.
>>140395561
need side view to properly judge, looks more than fine from in front
>>140395561
>dempubespeeking out
Nice!
Don't die, MEG-kun!
Some of you have no idea, what Cerberus can achieve with heavy machinery and technologies.
>>140398363
How do you feel about this?
>>140367396
>>140402619
Handy and effective.
I can't believe I had to read about quarians beforehand though. Disgusting.
Attractive girls thread:
>>>/s/16659315
Some are look really good, some look average, some look like 12-year old girls.
>>140383924
>>140404154
>being attracted to girls
What are you, gay?
>>140401764
>>140404154
Iwant toimpregnatemostof them.
>>140405002
>not holding a girl's hand
Goddamn faggots. I bet you wouldn't even hug them and smell their hair.
>>140405218
>not wanting the embrace of a man
You sicken me
>>140405392
What's the most attractive part of a man, to you? Is it the chest?
>>140405928
money and status for her beta provider and foam dispenser length for her buck
>>140405928:^)
>>140406978
True. Must also have good health insurance.
>>140377030
>anatomy
>correct
choose 1
>>140378006
>>140386280
I see we've crossed completely into degeneracy.
>>140381685
Probably an easier mob then the ones in the actual game.
>>140395561
>hating on torpedo tits
I have no face.
>>140410784
>liking torpedo tits
OCD confirmed shitter.
>>140405201
You will never impregnate anyone loser
>>140413159
neither will you
Maybe we have different definitions for torpedo tits. And I'm not a shitter.
>>140414767
>2016
>wAnting to set another human being into this hell
What are you? Some kind of monster
>>140414781
if you are releasing shit from your asshole on a toilet regularly then you are a shitter.
>>140415142
>/meg humor
>>140415374
as always, if you don't like it you are free to leave and never return.maybe kill yourself while you're at it
Leotard/bodysuit/swimsuit
>>>/s/16662116
Swimsuit:
>>>/s/16642768
Yoga pants:
>>>/s/16648469
/s/ didn't even have an ass-thread, what the hell?
>>140417313
>Yoga pants
nice
>>140417313
why you post this here, everyone interested can look it up in the thread dumbfuck
>>140417916
you are free to leave and never come back if you don't like it.
again, tumblr, BSN or reddit are probably a better choice for you.
>>140417894
Is the top part of the image missing?
>>140417916
Why not?
>>140418593
Its not ME related and pure cringe
>>140418765
swampbeast is pure cringe
you are pure cringe
and there's not a single linke that says inter-board linking or inter-thread linking is forbidden
>>140418593
>Is the top part of the image missing?
it was supposed to be like that
>>140418956
>linke
rule
>>140418765
And you constantly break Global Rules, but that doesn't make you stop.
How is linking to threads about attractive women cringy? You like the dick, boy?
>>140419297
Oh, it's the Legoman image.
>>140419389
Oh i dont know, sweaty neckbeards in their basement phantasysing about impregnating 12yo girls is not cringe?
Kill yourself
Atleast i post mass effect related, you bring all the filth from other boards here
>>140420595
>phantasysing about impregnating 12yo girls is not cringe
You fuckin' wat? Sounds more like projection to me.
>Atleast i post mass effect related
Ah, yes, it's way better to spam images, shitpost more than anyone else in a very long time, and constantly spout slurs and exhibit extreme hostility.
That compared to two (2) posts in the entire thread consisting of four (4) links in total to threads about attractive women, containing absolutely nothing extreme.
Go to bed, sonny.
>>140421425
>projecting
Read the thread faggot.
/meg doesnt deserve anything but hostility, bcs it is itself hostile to anything it doesnt approve
>>140422072
>Read the thread faggot.
They're not actually twelve-year olds, and no one said anything about impregnating twelve-year olds.
>/meg doesnt deserve anything but hostility, bcs it is itself hostile to anything it doesnt approve
Then why spend time here? You don't like these threads, no one here likes you, why stay? Is it the severe autism? Do they put something in the German watersupply to produce people like you?
>>140423015
I'm bitterly ashamed that he might be of the same nationality I am.
>gerrman
>male
>>140423318
>implying you resemble the best germany has to offer
Get off your high horse you embarrassment
>>140423773
if I was from the central african republic and the autist too I'd still be ashamed.
>>140423330
literally nothing worse than pretending to be female on the internet
You know, it'd be better, I think, if the quest where you kill Elanos Haliat was a chain of quests, instead of just 'lured there, deactivate the nuke, kill him'.
If he instead contacted you from off-world, or made a pre-recorded message, which would then give you a need to find him, that could draw it out a bit more, and let you do more stuff regarding finding him. Contacting Hackett about any intel he might have, speaking with people who have been in contact with Haliat, maybe getting information from that one volus information broker, getting clues that would take you to other pirate outposts with computers that put you on the next path, etc.
Not to mention hearing news stories about how the mastermind of the Skyllian Blitz is finally dead. Killed by you, the person who stopped it all those years ago.
Every quest doesn't have to be a long chain, but having at least some quests like that would be very cool, and it would flesh out the world of Mass Effect, too.
Mass Effect had a few quests like that, but I think they could've been done better, if the game allowed you to do more than just kill everyone all the time.
Whatever you believe.
Doesnt stop me from posting the protagonist of the game this general is about. Cry me a river anytime you feel like it
>>140425219
Forgot pic
>>140425219
you HIDE behind posting images of said protagonist to SHITPOST here, that's the big difference and one of these days I will finally get you for it.
>>140425435
Keep trying and reporting, meanwhile i feast on your tears
So cute :3
>the autist has dedicated his entire being to shitposting on /meg/
>the autist posts the same fucking images over and over again in every single thread
>this is somehow considered 'quality' by the mods
I will never understand it
>>140427776
>tolerance
>>140370550
I enjoyed the SR-2 the best, the one in ME3.
It had rough areas that were unfinished, open floor areas and exposed pipes and wires, but I thought it was the one that had the most stuff for the crew.
I just got done playing all 3 ME games.
Yeah, I know I'm late to the party, but they had a sale so I got all 3 games and a handful of DLC for 10 bucks.
This came after I had put a few hundred hours into MGS5, and so I'm feeling burnt out a bit because even going in knowing the backlash about ME3, it was just 2 series that I really enjoyed back to back that had really disappointing endings. At least with ME3, it's like only the last 10-15 minutes or so, instead of the entire second half of a game, but why is it that so often it seems like these guys can't make a worthwhile ending to great game series?
Anyway I really enjoyed it, checked out the multiplayer and put a few hours into that as well, which was fun.
I wish there was almost kinda more to do with the ship. Like, I don't know expand it, or just have more stuff to do with the crew. I really did just enjoy being able to go around and just talk to Garrus or Tali and see them doing just every day sort of things, like being Picard on more average days on the Enterprise.
>>140430638
>making serious game related conversation on /meg
Topkek
>>140430638
>it's like only the last 10-15 minutes or so
it's been a bit more than that.
>but why is it that so often it seems like these guys can't make a worthwhile ending to great game series?
Bioware have always been a hack company, they got a few hits though, like Baldur's Gate.
>>140431002
you are literally shitposting right now. if you hate it here so much then leave and don't come back. is that too much to ask?
>>140370550
As far as ship designs ME has got to be one of the weakest runners.
>>140430638
The thing that bugged me about speaking with the squadmates in ME2, was that everything they had to say was always somehow related to their loyalty missions. There were no conversations strictly about them as characters.
In the first game you asked Ashley about her family, Garrus about his life before joining Shepard, Wrex about the krogan, and Liara about herself and the asari. Tali was mostly just about the quarians, but still. You spoke to them because you wanted to, and because you wanted to know more about them as people, not because you needed to speak to them about the loyalty mission.
They should've also added some inter-character dialogue. Speaking with one person, and having another interject. Maybe it's just a comment, maybe it results in a whole conversation about military life, what Spectres should do and how they should act, etc. It doesn't really matter what it's about, but having more people in the same area would make that a lot easier, instead of having everyone locked up on their own.
It would make the ship and the characters feel a lot more alive.
And you could always add things like the poker table you never get to use for God knows why. Or drinking in the bar, and a squadmate(s) walks in and joins you.
>>140432106
I was fine with the ending up until you got raptured to heaven and started talking with the star child and all that bullshit, and it only took you like a minute or two to walk to your cutscene of choice and maybe 5-6 minutes to chat it out with the kid.
But I was cool with Anderson and The Illusive Man and that, just everything past that was when I was going "This is shitty."
>>140432602
if anything they should have stopped it there with a big reapers-destroyed button and then you die, everything after that was pointless. there have already been very weak parts way before that though, like all of rannoch and the geth desperately wanting to be like organics or the pointless citadel coup plus extremely lazy level design and very ugly faces and bad animations, clipping issues...
>>140433223
It's especially shitty that they put the effort in that you could save both the Geth and the Quarians, but somehow you forget to point out that fact to the star kid when he says synthetics and organics are doomed to fight forever.
I kept waiting for like a paragon interrupt or something for Shepard to go "But that's not true, the Quarians and the Geth were bitter enemies for ages, and look at them now, fighting side by side together against the Reapers. How can you say that when you're seeing that right in front of you?"
>>140432570
>They should've also added some inter-character dialogue. Speaking with one person, and having another interject. Maybe it's just a comment, maybe it results in a whole conversation about military life, what Spectres should do and how they should act, etc. It doesn't really matter what it's about, but having more people in the same area would make that a lot easier, instead of having everyone locked up on their own.
MGS5 managed to do this kinda better than ME, maybe because of the smaller cast in the cutscenes, but the soldiers on base would talk more to each other and about more substantial things and interesting things with each other and naturally.
I don't know, I feel like the Normandy should have been a bigger, more interactive ship where you could see more of the daily life.
Like, more quarters, a more complex mess hall area, a gym for guys like Vega, have competitions between crew, like instead of just a cutscene of Vega and Shepard fighting, a minigame where you can work out with Vega and talk shit and have it give you bonus health or durability or something.
Or train with Garrus, have a shooting range on the ship you can go to the range with others, they have a bar, but no bartender or any other crew at the bar besides Tali for one scene. Have a 10-forward. Things that'd make you feel more like a crew and so you're more connected to them and their stories when they decide to kill one of them off.
>>140432570
They had a dozen characters to write for, ain't no one got time for that.
>>140434252
The lack of exercise or training areas is pretty odd for a military spacecraft.
>not using JAM
>>140434252
>It's especially shitty that they put the effort in that you could save both the Geth and the Quarians, but somehow you forget to point out that fact to the star kid when he says synthetics and organics are doomed to fight forever.
>I kept waiting for like a paragon interrupt or something for Shepard to go "But that's not true, the Quarians and the Geth were bitter enemies for ages, and look at them now, fighting side by side together against the Reapers. How can you say that when you're seeing that right in front of you?"
would have instantly been cancelled in 1 sentence by letting the starbrat say something like "they would inevitably fight again" or some shit
>>140434252
>the soldiers on base would talk more to each other and about more substantial things and interesting things with each other and naturally
I really liked that. Not only telling tales about Big Boss, but also discussing things among themselves. The whole infertility thing, for example, and whether or not they want kids, have kids, etc.
The rest of all that sounds really good, too. Having people talk about stuff in the mess hall, the crew quarters, the gym. It doesn't even have to be related to the mission, it could just be two squadmates having a conversation with eachother about their family back home, where they grew up, how they ended up where they are now, back and forth banter in the gym.
Of course, not just squadmates, but the crew members on the ship, too, like the few times in Mass Effect 2.
>"It's like you put in more food, and less ass."
More stuff like that.
>>140434440
>They had a dozen characters to write for, ain't no one got time for that.
Which is why I'd put the squadmate limit at 8 max. Then you'd get every at least one character representing each class (pure and hybrid), but you don't have to spend time writing 14 characters, so you can flesh them out a lot more.
>>140436081
*Then you'd get at least
>>140436081
the character issue is a big problem, but they ruled out the virmire survivor for half of the game so they needed a replacement for him or her. that's basically why Vega and EDI are squadmates.
>>140439551
Plus, you're guaranteed a Soldier and Engineer squadmate if Tali and Ashley haven't made it to 3. Tough shit if Kayden's dead though, pony up those shekels if you want a Sentinel or aren't playing on PC.
>>140440906
>Kayden
really? I mean really?
>>140444625
Yes really.
>>140446165
Don't goddamn die, MEG.
>>140451642
sorry SS.
>>140451642
I'm a spectre, I don't have to take orders from you
>>140451642
We're fine. Everything's fine.
>>140436081
>"It's like you put in more food, and less ass."
>More stuff like that.
Both MGS5 and ME needed more of that stuff, to strengthen that connection to your crew so when shit went down, it'd be truly devestating. Lots of missed potential in both franchises there I think.
ten
>>140471735
Hot but at the same time not.
>>140430638
>At least with ME3, it's like only the last 10-15 minutes or so
Eh, the new writers fucked up from the start to the end if you ask me. Just in the first few minutes
>We fite or we die
>Fighting a conventional war against the reapers
>The reapers don't shut down the relays for some reason
>Your entire squad from ME2 just fucked off for no good reason
>The stupid kid dying and the game expecting anyone to care when we don't even know his name
ME3 was shit from the start to the end, the DLC was pretty good though.
>>140425643
I think we all know you're either an autistic mod/janitor or in bed with one. Have fun sucking mod dick to be able to shitpost daily, the effort you put into it is insane so I hope your mom feeds you from time to time and you take time off to be in the sun every now and then.
>>140471735
this looks bad
>>140473571
>the reapers attack earth first instead of the citadel like they always did in every single cycle before
http://orig03.deviantart.net/0b8b/f/2016/119/2/6/john_and_jane_shepard__in_the_bedroom__alt__by_mark2580-da0mw4z.png
>>140478545
>swampbeast
>>140481381
details look absolutely terrible, skin looks diseased, swampbeasts arm looks like a prosthetic and they don't kiss each other, they kiss besides each other.
>>140481748
so fucking ugly
>>140481748
Getting 80's/90's vibes for some reason
>Alicia Vikander is cast as Lara Croft
>the new Laura Craft will be built like a barbi doll with zero muscle tone, tiny tits with no ass, and not only will she not be English, she'll also speak with a foreign accent because next to no Swedish actors or actresses can speak English without accent
Oh, it'll be great. Really, really great. And here I thought you couldn't do worse than the rumors about Daisy 'The Taser' Ridley.
Watcha doin', MEG?
>>140486692
it's the bikini bottom
>>140487017
Drinkin'
>>140487017
>Watcha doin', MEG?
Playing SWTOR. On a LEGIT sickleave
>>140487017
>Laura Craft
isn't that a pornstar?
Alicia Vikander played in some English movies already though, like Ex Machina and The Man from U.N.C.L.E. and as far as I can remember she doesn't speak with an accent.
Don't get so angry, AWG, language lessens normally help, lots of British actors managed to get rid of their British accent as well.
Just listen to a few of her clips from youtube and decide for yourself, doesn't sound Swedish to me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ihyv2VeIyE
https://youtu.be/_TmdBVgC7zE?t=4m24s
but yeah, she doesn't have to have the body for Lara Croft.Should have cast a pornstar!
>>140487863
>lessens
lessons
>>140487863
Is she terrible at it? No, but I still hear the non-native English speaker. And I don't trust her to be able to do a proper English accent (British English, not English the language).
>>140488150
>a proper English accent (British English, not English the language).
So... you basically mean a British accent then?
>>140490108
imagine how that's going to look on her wrinkled, decrepit thigh when she's 80 years old. imagine having to explain what it is to your grandchildren.
>>140490238
would look pretty cool on an old man though. you know, those ex-sailors and old football hooligans with a shaved head. and tattoos from neck to soles.
>>140490108
would lick Garrus
>>140496308
>anon you can fuck me but only if you worship Garrus and lick him and tell him how you would take his bullcock
>>140497435
That's fair enough
>>140500271
buncha dykes
>>140504117
why is space so beautiful?
>>140504386
and why is /meg/ so dead?
>>140505792
Some moved to /bwg/, there's nothing to really discuss about, waifuposting can only do so much...
I dunno.
>>140487017
Started reading Excession, which I picked up yesterday along with 'Rainbow Mars' and the Caves of Steel.
Those of you who allowed yourselves to be bullied into not posting swampbeast, quarians etc by WesternGerman, and impose his disgusting asari dickgirl fetish on this thread, are cucks
We have lost erdrf and gained nothing of value thanks to this useless cunt of a WesternGerman
>>140506016
I think it wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for you know who, but that idiot has driven away quite a few posters. I am crossposting in both threads but do it here less and less because of the autist. he just sucks the fun out of everything. that may give him a hardon and a reason to shitpost on but it is like it is.
I really hope he got banned yesterday.
>>140506930
no. swampbeast autist is the cancer. there has never been anything wrong with posting femshep until the autist started abusing it.
>>140507072
>explicitly saying that shitposting of this or that kind bothers you
Is it really so hard to refrain? Come on, son.
>waah swampbeast autist waaah
He's not even posting now but it's still dead as fuck
>>140507210
>there has never been anything wrong with posting femshep
dude what? everything that was mildly femshep related was made fun of, insulted and destroyed by le ebin western photoshop "skills"
i dont even post femshep stuff as long as someone posts le funne artwork with her blacked/blurred/bloodsplashed
take the last thread by eddrf, i didnt post one single femshep picture until some faggot decided to pick it up
look at the OP from this and last thread and you will find femshep bashing
like i said before, you reap what you sow, and you little crying babys complain about some pictures YOU cant ignore in your precious little safespace
holy shit, you are the embodiement of autism
>>140507072
i was and will never get banned for anything femshep related you sorry cunt, deal with it
i will keep posting her as long as i feel like it and you can do nothing about it
>>140509460
Go to bed.
>>140509460
>i dont even post femshep stuff as long as someone posts le funne artwork with her blacked/blurred/bloodsplashed
No, this is autism.
>>140509556
>>140509582
one day, when most of you faggots left, the rest posts on /dag/ and only OCD and WG try to keep this sorry excuse of a thread alive with their cringe inducing posts, my work here will be done
and posts like above give me confirmation that it works well, you faggots cant even keep the thread alive over the night
>>140509460
don't you sometimes wonders if all the others may be right when they call you an autist?
>>140513481
how sweet
>>140513481
>tfw no qt robit to protect me
>>140515971
>no camel toe
the artist who created that statuette is obviously a hack
>>140517776
There's a subtle one if you look closely.
A subtle one would be hotter, I think, than just BOOM cameltoe!
>>140518150
you'd have to search for it with a magnifying glass though. not okay.
I want to eat an asari's purple, plump butthole.
>>140519389
same
>>140520501
Absolutely, while giving her plump purple MT a reacharound.
good night /meg/
Have you embraced eternity today, /meg/?
>>140521532
consistently
>>140521532
I played Mass Effect 3 several days ago, I don't know if that counts for embracing eternity
>>140521532
No, but I did watch Captain America: Civil War today.
When I read about Black Panther a while back, I thought he sounded pretty lame, but he was pretty damn cool in the movie.
Black Widow also felt less 'show-y' when she beat people up, not as much as in Iron Man 2 or The Avengers. I'm a big fan of brutal efficiency, not so much of show-y martial arts.
>>140524271
have you dipped your dick into a filled shotglass?
>>140524953
>marvel bullshit
I vomited in my mouth then vomited all over the floor.
Grow up you fucking manchild
>>140518708
It's not THAT subtle, I think, it's clearly there.
Huh, it's more pronounced un-magnified.
>>140525162
>Stop having fun!
Nah. Am I not allowed to play video games, either?
>>140525162
>being that edgy
>>140525162
autist pls leave
>>140526065
Fuck offf faggot if you cant distinguish me from others
>>140529736
autist pls leave
>>140529652
I really like the co-axial gun. Though, it looks more like a 30mm cannon next to the 155mm.
I like the exhaust pipes, too.
>>140533105
http://imgur.com/a/tiBsC
full gallery
I still pray to the gods of all that is electronical that they allow a path of a human supremacist in Andromeda
>>140534347
under no circumstances you shitlordI hope it as well though
>>140534910
As far as i enjoyed being good and diplomatic in 1-3 i just hope i will be able to rape and kill. And exploit new races
>>140535445
there should be a "be friendly but lie to them/make empty promises" option.
that or just fucking bomb them to oblivion. you should be able to play it like a space 4X game.
>>140535830
Yeah something like that - pretend to be polite and tolerant, then grow powerful and slowly enslave them. That would be cool.
That's why it will never happen in this series
>>140535445
>>140535830
>>140536169
>>140536169
>then grow powerful and slowly enslave them
just like the British Raj. Shame they couldn't get rid of the Indians' bad habits.
Anyway have you seen No Man's Sky? That game looks interesting as fuck and like a better alternative to ME:A, Not sure if there will be a story though and what exactly you are doing there except shooting enemy ships up in space and exploring planets. Trade? Colonization?
Anyone got any infos to it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-h5vwfEaONg
>>140537537
no it's typical colonial overlord behavior, learn your 19th century history.
>>140537680
Looks like 3D Starbound + a bit of Space Engineers. Doubt there will be any politics/economy
>/dag/ knew literally everything there is no know about DA:I around a year ago and earlier
>/meg/ has nothing
truly this is hell
good night meg.
>Have the technology to revive someone who asphyxiated in space, then burned up in atmospheric reentry and fell to the planet's surface
>People in armor still die easily to gunshot
ten
nine
>>140556872
eight
seven
>>140557709
six
ten
ten
Wow...
http://orig12.deviantart.net/4e0d/f/2016/120/a/e/the_bed_is_harder_than_it_looks_by_theghostwithnoname-da0sadx.jpg
>>140519389
Fried up asari buttholes served with garlic sauce and vegetables?
>>140580792
No, pan seared, not fried.
Waifus meeting with your family?
You meeting with waifu's family?
>>140573201
cerberus! yay!
>>140588402
How many waifus can I bring to meet my family?
>>140590526
All of them.
>>140590604
As long as we're not expected to stay at the house overnight, but can return to our hotel suite until next morning.
