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News:
>Daddy is gone, he left us for Beamdog
>M ASS EFFECT: ANDROMEDA leaked details
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1144160
>The White March – Part 2, the second expansion to Pillars of Eternity, was released on February 16, 2016 (IT'S HERE)
>Siege of Dragonspear available on GOG and Steam
>Obsidian is working on Tyranny, a fantasy RPG where you're the bad guy - should be out later this year
>BG1/2 EE and IWD EE on sale on GoG for -85%
>PoE 50% off on GoG
Dragon Age Shit:
>Check THIS before asking questions:
http://pastebin.com/sLhvksnE
>DA:O Mods
http://pastebin.com/UFaZuPsv
>How do I import my save into DA:I?
>http://www.dragonagekeep.com
You can use this website to create your own DA World History by bringing over your choices from the previous games. You need an Origin account.
>Where is my Warden?
Checking his privilege
>Yar I'm a piratefag, help me break the law!
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BzqpBc4MrAMXY0h3NGh1dVduYmc/view
http://daitools.freeforums.org/save-game-editor-t421.html
>/dag/ (incomplete) Art Archive
http://dagnaart.imgur.com
>/dag/ booru
http://dagna.booru.org/index.php
>Help me /dag/+/bwg/, I want to get comfy!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tFIbVqHOOIU
Friendly reminder to keep this shit bumped
tfw ywn fuck morrigan
liara > all
>>140025709
>'tis still very cold
But yea, Leliana is clearly crazy and shouldn't be breeding.
Meanwhile Jack would settle in to being a parent assuming she can still have children. A stable family would probably do wonders for her even if they have an alternative lifestyle.
/meg/ is better
>>140025835
Jack is shit
For love
>>140025839
Then go there you idiot, nobody gives a shit
>>140025839
So why are you here?
Best sup for tristana?
>>140026463
what
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txrPOJG5bUc
i like this song
>>140025809
>ywn never have any kind of experience with Morrigan
>ywn be her partner
>ywn be her lover
>ywn be her friend
>ywn be her pupil that hse teaches spells
>she will never be real
Fuck Bioware for making such a great character ;_;
>>140030328
She's one of the better evil romances I've experienced. I love her.
Bastila's force sensitive dick
>>140030606
Not really evil, just morally ambiguous. If you let her do certain things though, it seems like she gets in over her head.
>>140030606
Not evil, just alpha.
>>140032135
>Joins the Inquisition
>Never met up with Hawke during this time, just went tomb raiding instead
>Mass Effect thread on /v/
>someone unironically posts about how Josephine is the best looking and written DAI LI and that she and DAI Leliana are the only hot girls in the game
My sides
>>140034850
>Josephine is the best looking
She is except from a few angles.
>best written
I wouldn't go that far though.
Also, Leliana has dead, crazy eyes. Which is why I would still choose Cass over her even if she was an option.
>>140034608
>not even in the main game
>still best girl
I like leaving her MP and DA2 banters playing as background noiseIt's a bit pathetic
>>140035315
>best looking
>not Morrigan, Briala or Harding
Josephine is ghastly
>>140035315
>She is except from a few angles.
You mean every angle that doesn't involve her wearing a paper bag over her head
>>140035721
Josephine has a higher ceiling. Sometimes she's a straight bombshell. Other times she's nothing special.
Morrigan and Hardin are more consistent though.
If any of that makes sense.
>>140034850
Josephine's only flaw is her ugly hook nose.
>>140036039
She looks like a mouse/rat.
>>140036118
Which is caused by her ugly nose. Seriously, with that and shes 8/10
>>140036314
It's also because she has an ugly mouth
>>140035826
>You mean every angle
Her main flaw is her nose and that can't be noticed in every angle.
Kiki fuck off
>>140036374
And eyebrows
And face shape (fat cheeks, pointy chin)
And unnaturally tiny forehead
And greasy skin texture
And hair
And outfit
And voice
The waifus were the weakest part of Inquisition. Hopefully we'll get a femdwarf or femqunari in DA4.
>>140036632
I hope we won't get DA4 because the franchise has suffered enough
>>140036374
>>140036606
None of those are her nose, so I'm not seeing the issue.
>>140036803
The issue is that they're ugly
>>140036973
I just don't see it. I mean you make it sound like she's Sera or femQunari ugly.
Wat do?
>>140037614
David is cumming WITH ME
>>140037614
Free him obviously
>>140037614
Paragon of course. Their ME3 appearances are great.
>>140037614
Let him stay, you need every resource you can gather against the Reapers
>>140037876
>>140037913
>>140038039
Done. And bonus.
>>140038906
Are you the guy whose Shep looks like Conrad Verner?
>>140039021
Harsh!
...yes
Is any one class in Inquisition more fun than the others?
Melee feels a bit limp, never thought I'd be missing DA 2
>>140040348
Nope. They all limp. Melee just limper.
>>140034850
Well they're correct
At least more so than you fucking arguing that Sera was a good character
>>140040938
Nope, I take it back. Mage feels like something they put most effort into and feels like actually powerful class.
>>140041425
Cool, I'll try that
Melee felt worse than kingdoms of amalur and that was a weak game
>>140041425
I disagree about Mage outside of Necromancy shenanigans. I honestly think two handed Warriors are the most fun in this game and the core game doesn't have access to the Avvar variant in multiplayer.
>have a DA bookmark for waifu art
>have to specifically filter out "cat" to keep shit like this http://www.deviantart.com/art/Ninja-s-Devaraja-01-04-12-15-604506841 out of the results
Man fringes are cute
>>140044081
I'm confused as to whether you like fringes on men or if you're just a fan of fringes
>>140045090
Both
>>140044081
>>140045090
>>140045204
i have a fringe!
>>140045289
Prove it
>>140045364
it touches my nose if i straighten it
>>140045519
selfie
>>140045607
no sorry
>>140044081
Raito-kun...
Josephine is too brown for me and she doesn't have the best mouth/nose. Wouldn't go for the rich gossip anyway.
I want to start a new playthrough today, inquisition or origins? I loved origins but its not aged well
My waifu could beat your waifu up
My husbando could beat your waifu up
>>140046527
It's aged better than inquisition already has
10!?
I'm going to take a nap, I hope you guys keep us alive
>>140043768
>it's just a lion I don't se-
>check descripton and comments
Oh boy
>>140061540
Semi Off-Topic thought I'd ask here because it moves faster.Anyone have some top notch Femslash fics to recommend at all? Any pairings at all, bonus if it's FemShep and Samara. No dick girls, clit dicks or anything of the sort please. I don't know any good DA ones ether
I'd ask this on /u/ but they're slow as fuck.
LIVE
>>140068413
Is that PMC blood?
Your waifu makes a burger for you and it looks like this
Wat do?
Dead
>>140073538
Taste it and be honest with her. I'd never lie to my waifu but I'd try to not hurt her at the same time.
>>140077969
You eat it and get salmonella, what now?
>>140078810
>waifu takes care of you while you're sick
>never tries to cook again
I fail to see the downside
>>140073538
Take a big boy bite
>>140073538
I puke then tell her to never cook for me again.
10 (finished my nap)
I love when varric starts spouting bullshit
>BETHANY'S TITS WERE LIKE BAM
>I TOTALLY REKT BARTRAND ALL BY MYSELF
>WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM SEEKER
>>140086132
>cass is just sitting there rolling her eyes
grumpy pre-menstrual waifus?
>>140086132
What sort of sounds did he make as he imitating Bianca firing over and over?
Did he go "pew pew"? Or was it more of a "pft pft".
>>140086132
Having more of varric's bullshit would've made the game way more fun.
>>140088087
i figured it more of a KLIK KLIK KLIK KA-CHUNK KERSPLOOSH AND THEN THERE WAS BLOOD EVERYWHERE
>a death in the fade will make fenriel tranquil
>but if you kill your party members they'll wake up here just fine
>because magic
>>140079698
>>140073538
These /dag/ck/ crossovers are amusing
>>140090306
You come home and watch your waifu do this in your kitchen
anyone else hate when there are god items in these games? I can't even blame this shit on DA2, DA:O had the same thing with Final Reason / Staff of the Magister Lord
>>140093203
That's not a god item
>>140093438
how so? it is literally the best staff in the game before the one you can only get in final quest
>>140093728
It doesn't make you nigh invincible, are you playing on easy?
>>140091128
Put everything in a large trash bag and make them take it to the street, hitting them with a shoe repeatedly on the way back inside the house.
>>140094273
oh, i see, you misinterpreted what I meant by "god item"
i'm not saying that the item makes you invulnerable (god mode cheat). I'm saying that the item is so absurdly overpowered that you'd never want to choose an alternative.
>>140086132
>Cass repeatedly asking Varric to get in-depth about Hawke's sexual exploits
>>140091128
Is this a joke video?
>>140095260
Romantic.
>>140062404
I don't even understand what most of it means
Would you make your Cassandra grow her hair out?
>>140101273
I might play with her ponytail/braid thing when she doesn't have it wrapped around her head
>>140102915
I still have no idea if that's her actual hair or a band of some kind.
>>140103101
It's her hair. You can see it when it's loose in one of the Trespasser ending slides iirc
Cassandra's cum
>>140104952
girlcum*
>>140104995
From a feminine penis
>>140078978
You wouldn't say that if you ever had salmonella
>>140104952
Cassandra's divine jungle bush.
My Elfquisitor must feel right at home.Especially since his clan is dead.
>>140106052
Cassandra doesn't go for beta knife-ears, sorry
>>140106330
Jokes on you, she couldn't resist the pink lipstick. Plus she likes being on top anyways.
>>140106052
Fag
>>140106476
She cringes inwardly at the thought of being forced to touch a feminine, pasty elven "male"'s body
>>140106734
>pasty
>>139868229
>>140106734
Not to mention the elf micropenis that barely reach past her inner lips
>>140107014
jesus fucking christ
>>140105931
But you did?
>>140105931
I fucking love waifus with good bedside manner m8
>>140107209
As a kid, on the brink of death I got a glimpse of the fade
There was no Maker... . ..
>>140107613
>Bed
You would be on the shitter 24/7 tho
storming........ scared.............
>why cant i hold all these perfect scores
http://sfmanski.tumblr.com/image/143399844214
Are any of the Dragon Age novels oranimesgood?
>>140110267
Novels are ok but not great. Asunder is generally considered the best.
Anime is garbage.
>>140110267
No
The griffon one is alright but still worse than any average fantasy novel
>>140110267
I hear all the books are at least ok, and one is really good, but people vary on which is the good one, except its never the first.
the comics are pretty good but the anime? utter trash, blood controlled armies of golems and ogres, warriros able to shatter entire golems with daggers. That mass effect anime is also garbage but at least freddie prince makes it fun at times, this one has nothing.
>>140112116
Delete this....
actual anora mac tir. I think she's prettier in the realism style
>>140113014
Well you're definitely wrong there
>>140113012
You can't just delete the canon.
>Welcome home, husbando!
>I hope you wanted gravy for dinner
>>140113474
I fucking love gravy
>>140114337
With lumps...
>>140115025
It's just lumps of gravy.
Morri's dick cream
Leliana's feet juice
>Haven't made a real RPG since Throne of Bhaal
>Says pic related
>>140108627
You're supposed to say the throne was empty.
But what if the maker was on the shitter too?
>>140121240
iirc the only game that guy has worked on is swtor aka a no one person
>>140121240
>Throne of Bhaal
>a linear dungeon crawler with 2 endings and one choice that has a consequence
confirmed for not actually playing old bioware games
>>140126862
BG1 was better than 2
>>140126994
Too many forests
>>140126862
So you're saying the IWD games aren't RPGs, you retarded cunt? ToB might have been a step down from its predecessors but it was still an RPG. TotSC was just dungeon crawling too, that's what they were able to afford when making an expansion.
>>140126994
Yup.
PS:T > IWD > IWD2 > BG > BG2 > ToB >>>> shit >>>>> SoD
>>140131054
>IWD
>PST
>Bioware
lmao retarded cunt
>>140131054
>ignoring NWN1 expansions when they have more roleplaying opportunities than BG1 and ToB
I bet you just read the summaries on wikipedia
>>140131326
Where did I say they were made by Bioware, are you really illiterate or do you just pretend to be a moron?
>>140131456
>>Haven't made a real RPG since Throne of Bhaal
Were you just talking about gaming industry as a whole?
>>140131054
>>140131441
Why are you so angry, did someone take a shit in your coffee?
>>140131441
I've played them all and I think you only have read the Wikipedia articles if you think NWN or any of its expansions are good RPG material. The multiplayer is another subject entirely but the SP was terrible beyond belief.
>>140131653
I guess reading some "retarded cunt" call ToB the last good RPG while ranking it and BG series below IWD could be called a dose of shit
>>140131687
>lots of skill checks
>different classes like rangers and druids get unique content
>several outcomes for your henchmen
I'm not even certain why I'm replying anymore since you're obviously not that well informed about the subject
>>140134165
When is the expansion supposed to come out anyway?
>>140132212
Yeah, I'm not informed at all since I've only played through them twice. You stupid cocksucker, it's a good RPG because there was a few skillchecks which let you talk to animals and larp that it actually matters?
Some people think that the IWD series was too much dungeon crawling and not enough fake choices and other bullshit and that seems to include you since you think BG was the better series. How the fuck can you defend NWN with a straight face? NWN and its expansion were a hack and slash game with a ton of filler combat that weren't interesting at all but there to artificially lengthen the game and terrible writing that was only there to justify the trash combat. And not only was the combat encounters terrible, they didn't even let you control a full party of characters either which made it all the more dull.
You truly must have shit for brains to defend this absolute turd of a game. Roleplaying my ass, you wouldn't know reactivity and real choices & consequences if they bit you in your fat hairy ass.
>>140134714
LARP autist? Is this you?
>>140131554
No, but the infinity engine list was in response to another post.
>>140134821
I have no idea who that's supposed to be, some asshole who posts about larping a lot? I don't.
>>140127283
Exploration and atmosphere nigga, I much prefer the big sort of empty forests to the tight claustrophobic spaces of the second game.
>>140134569
Should be out in June
>>140134714
This just sounds like a whole load of my opinion > your opinion with a lot of underage-esque name calling. Why don't you give any actual examples of supposedly awesome IWD encounters and awful NWN1 ones?
>>140135123
It's an asshole who used to post here about how shit bioware games are because you LARP as your character instead of playing an actual RPG game with dungeon crawling, which is really similar to a certain current poster
you know, coming into a thread and calling everyone retarded cocksuckers isn't the best way of making people interested in your favorite games
>>140135369
>and awful NWN1 ones?
Are you kidding me? You don't have a fucking clue about what you're talking about, stop reading shit on the wiki and actually play the damn game you fairy. From start to finish the game is filled with them.
>>140135743
The point is not generating interest, the point is feeling better about yourself
>>140135815
I thought I made it pretty clear I'm talking about HotU
>Iorvethfags still in denial
>>140136146
Not really, the HotU combat is not as bad as the OC they it still sucks pretty badly because of the fact that you've got no real party and only henchmen. They couldn't make any really interesting encounters since they had to take into account that the player had a single character and a complimentary character or two to play with. There are no cool fights like in IWD with sniping archers, stone skinned drow spellswords, mages like Malavon coupled with interesting creature combinations, undead necromancers and zombies that ambush you and all that jazz. NWN and its expansions are made to be winnable with a fighter who whacks things without any thought.
>>140135743
Maybe not but it is sort of fun.
>>140136672
Can't poach the Roche!
>>140136672
>fanmade_promo
Are they still assmad about his absence?
>>140140305
As a Iorveth-fag I can say yes to that.
>>140140353
>Iorveth-fag
why would you ever do this
>>140140414
why
>>140140440
He's just so much better than Roche. But this isn't the place for this.
>>140140539
>better than Roche
how?
>isn't the place for this.
yes it is desu
>>140140638
>how?
Iorveth was fighting for a worthier cause. He was more fun to be around. Roche made me dislike him when he beat a guy up for calling him a whoreson and when he tortured that guy from the prologue to death without even getting any information out of him.
>>140140539
>He's just so much better than Roche
>elf terrorist with a generic "angry at d'hoine and proud of elf past" personality
>>140140859
>He was more fun to be around
Was he? I haven't played his path yet, but he seemed like the typical bitchy elf
>>140140980
His LoTR joke alone was better than anything Roche ever said or did, with the exception of what he did to Dethmold.
>>140140980
Most people don't like Iorveth's path because of Iorveth, they like it because of Philippa and Saskia. In contrast, Roche is a bro but his path is boring.
Iorveth remains arrogant and angry all the way but admits that he respects Geralt in the end, he's really boring
>>140141094
>le pop culture references so funnay
>>140141223
>le pop culture references so funnay
You have to be 18 to be on this site, kid.
>>140141223
>>140141094
Fuck
I haven't even finished (started) HoS and I want to go back and replay with Iorveth now
>>140141379
Just finish HoS.
>>140141309
I bet you also think Zevran is the best character in DAO because he makes a dwarf tossing joke, you dumb thin skinned piece of shit
>Iorvethfag gets triggered at the first sign of disagreement
What else is new?
Would you tie Morrigan to a flagpole and tickle her?
>>140141585
>because he makes a dwarf tossing joke
Don't remember that. I do remember Superman ending up in Ferelden though.
>>140141835
>BSN users used to argue that Superman babby is actually clever foreshadowing and that he's going to appear again as a major character
>>140142127
If they make it the protagonist of the next Dragon Age, I'll eat my hat.
>>140141619
I'll tickle her balls.
>>140141619
Yes, to hear her giggle
>>140144123
With your boypubes?
>>140144689
Yes.
morrigan does NOT have balls...
>>140145758
Prove it
>>140146036
she's a girl
girls don't have balls
therefor morrigan doesn't have balls
>>140146150
She could have shapeshifted them onto her because she likes how it feels
>>140146336
that's not how shapeshifting works...
>>140145758
What would you call them dangly things hanging beneath her fat cock then?
>>140146582
You don't know that for sure
>>140146762
she says so in her dialogue....................................
>>140146650
Bits of hardened poo stuck to the pubes
>>140146824
I'd like you to show me the exact line that states "I cannot, and never will be able to, give myself a big throbbing cock through magic that involves shapeshifting"
>>140147064
Dingleberries? Oh, my mistake.
>>140147127
well i want /meg/ to leave
>>140147348
Well I want you to leave
>>140147127
But that's her natural form, anon.
>>140147463
t. /meg/
>>140117201
>>140119097
I want both put in a mixer and then drink it.
Alright I'm in Orzammar or was it Orzhammer?
Who should I support to become the new paragon,
Bhelen or Harrowmont? Harrowmont seems chill but belen is like the former kings son , cousin or something. Wat do?
>>140150581
Bhelen.Harrowmont is useless at best and literally worse than Stalin at worst.
>>140150991
Bhelen it is, I could not give a single fuck who to support as long as I get support from them but I'll go with him I guess.
>>140150581
It seems like Bhelen gives the best outcome going by the epilogue.
>>140150581
Harrowmont = Stark
Bhelen =Little finger(?)
Best?
>>140154035
Penis bulge not big enough
>>140154158
your mom thought my penis bulge was big enough
>>140154035
Not even close
>>140154273
My mom always had bad taste
>>140154443
Pic unrelated?
>>140154959
pic VERY unrelated
>>140150991
But Bhelen killed my favourite brother.
shani
>>140155287
Is shani the rape one or the nurse?
>>140155412
nurse
>>140155489
Nice socks but Triss is hotter in 1
>>140155619
triss looks like a meth head in 1
>>140155287
ahahah fucking modders
>>140155678
>crackhead with a butt cleavage dress
Yes!
>>140154035
Stop this meme, she's garbage
On par with solasspamming really
>>140155237
yes
>>140155878
>getting this triggered by 1 (one) image
Where's a good place besides tumblr to find mass effect cosplay or decent fan art?
>>140156549
DeviantArt
You have to search for specifically what you are looking for, and filter out shit you don't want
>>140156549
deviantart?
Du hasst
>>140156719
MICH
>>140155143
Yeah, well, if you're a dwarf noble you have an entirely different motivation as a character.
>>140156719
Ich will
https://twitter.com/BioMarkDarrah/status/725022641623437312
WOT IS THIS
>>140157678
Dragon Age chess - coming soon for iOS and Android!
>>140157678
Nothing in there, they're just acting as if they've been doing anything.
>>140156719
>>140157065
>>140157434
>>140157986
Why are you guys speaking nazi? This is an American board for Americans only.
>>140158719
Ebin
>>140158719
>Americans
>Not nazis
Back to supporting trump lol
