Monsterdew Valley Edition
Latest version: 1.06 (Hotfix)
>Patch Notes
http://steamcommunity.com/games/413150#announcements/detail/822278032384212096
>Wiki
http://stardewvalleywiki.com/Stardew_Valley_Wiki
>Steam page
http://store.steampowered.com/app/413150/
>Mod list and guide
http://community.playstarbound.com/threads/modding-guides-and-general-modding-discussion-redux.109131/
>Portrait Mods Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/scPQxmy8
>How do I zoom out / downsample from larger resolutions / take those cool giant screenshots?
Guide: http://pastebin.com/7n5Pis5S
Or just wait for ConcernedApe to add it https://twitter.com/ConcernedApe/status/705463810329448448
Or try using your GPU features: Nvidia -> DSR, AMD -> VSR
>Interactive farm planner
https://stardew.info/planner/
>FAQ - READ IT
http://pastebin.com/ySgSDdYC
>Fruits or Mushrooms?/Fruit Bats or Mushroom Cave?
Mushrooms.
Always mushrooms.
>CHUCKLEFISH HURR DURR
Chucklefish had no hand in the development of this game. They only published it, and Concerned Ape (the creator) asked them to publish it BEFORE the Starbound fiasco.
So don't be a fucking bitch and play the game already.
Previous season: >>137053302
I want my perfect husbando to rest his beer on my head as he takes me from behind.
I just met a guy in the mines. What do I do for him?
How the fuck do you do anything in the fucking Skull Cave?
I'm getting my ass raped upon by forever living mummies and those fucking bullet fast dragons that do huge fucking damage.
I managed to get to lvl 10 once but there's no save points like the last cave had. Fuck.
>>137140086
Suck him off for free minerals
>>137140187
Bomb the place to hell and back.
It's the only way.
I like to make wine not to sell but to keep around so that in line year 4 or 5 or whatever I can pull out some wine and go "year 1, that was a good harvest year"
nth for they made george progressive
>>137140187
Use bombs.
Eat food.
Cave becomes obsolete after grampa gives you a perfection statue anyway.
Ape making grampa give it away for simply playing was bad.
>>137140187
Learn to not get hit by the serpents.
I try to avoid taking them on when they're coming from below because they hit you way earlier than it appears they would.
But it's easy if they're coming from the sides.
Other than that, I just go fast and avoid enemies when I can.
Take a bunch of healing and don't mind tanking a few hits to get where you're going.
>>137140364
I wish my dad were like George. He still won't answer the phone when I call home during the holidays
>>137140556
Maybe you should be such a faggot then. :^)
>>137140364
George no.
>>137140364
>black man walking around his white neighborhood
>no response from George
this isnt a farming sim at all
>>137140556
Just get your boyfriend to call him then.
>>137140867
>George doesn't try to get my Mexican Avatar deported or complain about how American jobs are being stolen by wetbacks
Pretty inaccurate farming sim desu
>>137140867
someone post the luau deathstare
>>137140867
He probably thought you were the town autist, demetrius
>>137140867
>make black character
>going to give his grandson the BBC
Alternatively I could go female and give breed the white out of his family
>>137139923
any "sexy" mods yet?
>>137141546
>sexy mods for a pixelshit game
how fucking thirsty are you?
>>137141546
Pixels can't be sexy
so i need to bring something to the moonlight dance?
i already missed out on the soup shit and marnie is being a cunt about it
>>137141546
Yes
>>137141760
>he hasn't jerked off to pixel art
No plebs allowed.
>>137141909
no
moonlight dance is literally just a shitty cutscene
>>137142075
there's pixel art and pixelshit
this is pixelshit
>>137142501
Okay but we're talking about mods. The quality of the pixel art is up to the mod-maker.
>>137141546
No straight up "Sex" mods out yet, but there are some sexy mods out.
>Topless and Nude Farmer Girl
http://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/50/?
>Hot Crafting females
http://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/228/?
>Hot crafting males
http://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/92/?
>Hot (male) furniture
http://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/218/?
>Phallus Weapons
http://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/177/?
>Lewd Goth Mod - Nude Abigail Portrait
http://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/134/?
>Hot Pam
http://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/119/?
>Hot (male) barn livestock
http://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/105/?
>Nude Overworld-Sprites for the Fully Nude Buxom Cleavage Portaits Mod
http://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/42/?
>Lewd Bachelorettes - Buxom Mod
http://community.playstarbound.com/threads/lewd-bachelorettes-portrait-mod-buxom-haley-added.108210/
>Buxom Cleavage Portraits Fully Nude
http://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/35/?
>Cute Monster/Animal Girls
http://community.playstarbound.com/threads/cute-monster-animals-girls.109815/
>Cute Monster/Animal Girls - Gigantic Cowgirl Tits
https://mega.nz/#!9xcETb4Q!IvGzsqPaaIHL5il2RonmycMcB77JLtWggKWHfZsbUac
>Cute Cowgirls
https://mega.nz/#!F49iASwA!HSaxs67dzkpKrGJogbRhAQ3KI0CDB-I7I8aYMRJZNNU
>3DM Sexy/Buxom Female Portraits & Sprites for Villagers
https://mega.nz/#!6hYh0J7D!t-ABnDms0cIKT8yFhhLq9O4soeEtm-L6m-N5w4D2vjw
Pretty sure that's all.There's also some furry/anthro mods out, in case you want them:
>Anthro Characters
http://community.playstarbound.com/threads/anthro-characters.109960/
>Another Anthro Mod
http://community.playstarbound.com/threads/another-anthro-mod.111203/
>>137140867
>He hasnt turned Alex into a spic and gotten the mod to make his grandparents match
Jorge would still hate Demetrius but not say anything about it out loud that I'd understand
I want to ____ Haley.
>>137141760
>waifu game
>how thirsty are you
>Demetrius
>Not Demetri
Why did Worried Chimp have to give the token black guy such a stereotypical niggerish name
>>137143058MARRY
>>137142757
>>>Hot Crafting females
>http://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/228/?
>
>>Hot crafting males
>http://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/92/?
>
>>Hot (male) furniture
>http://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/218/?
I guess the author mistook nightmare fuel for hot
How do you upgrade the coop?
>>137143613
The same way you built it: talk to Robin.
>Ah, yeah wheat is supposed to be a summer and fall crop. I'll change the tooltip and the store availability to reflect that.
WOW THIS CHANGES
ABSOLUTELYNOTHINGbecause they're not fucking blueberries or cranberries
>>137143240
Now I want to mod him into a slav
thanks a lot anon
>>137143902
Blueberries BEST CROP
>>137143709
Yeah but I don't see the option
I want tomake passionate love toPam
>>137144304Should we make a Marriageable Pam mod?
>>137144241
It should be the same option as before iirc. Pay attention to the name of the building you're trying to buy.
>>137133431
There's a star that you can ONLY see in the valley.
This is kinda horrifying on an astronomical sense but that's the terrible reality of Stardew Valley.
Abigail or Penny?
>>137144473
So you have to demolish the original to build the upgraded?
>>137144304I, I feel kinda scared that Pam is Penny's mom, what's Penny going to look like at 40?
Gotta keep her off the sauce.
>>137144724
Nope, it automatically upgrades the one you already built.
>>137144707
Leah
>>137144791
Horsecock
>>137144707
abby
>>137144724
no geez you dumbass
all you have to do is choose 'big coop' or 'big barn' and click on the old coop or barn
>Haley, Penny and Abby
fuck, marry, kill
Leah and Maru need not apply
>>137143058
Hold hands with
>>137144791
Fuck off you retard.
>>137142501
No, pixelshit is undertale
>>137144905
This artist's style needs a lot of work.
>>137144791
Thundercock
>>137144791
My waifu
>>137144905
>manface
>goatee
>gloves out of nowhere
>no jacket
>ribbon
This is some shit art.
>>137144791
Boss Nigger
>>137144791
Town Whore
>>137144791
Deez nuts
>>137144791
Panzerkampfwagen
>>137144791
Trump
>>137144791
Friend
>>137144791
JTRH-NBR
>>137144791
Patriarch
>>137144791
take my post number
>>137145035
Fuck Abby
Marry Penny
Kill Haley
>>137144791
dubson
>>137144791
My wifes bull
>>137144791
>>137144848
>>137145047
>>137145248
>>137145463
>>137145534
>>137145626
>>137145652
>>137145680
>>137145692
>>137145815
>>137145826
>>137145883
>>137145969
>>137145989
>How to kill a thread
/v/ and, consequently, /vg/, can't get dubs.
Unless you want to use any other double numbers like the "88" in >>137145883, you're just going to kill this thread faster.
>>137144791
Healslut
how do you maintain grass for your animals?
I bought 5 grass starters and spread them around thinking they'd spread but the animals just ate the patches I planted
>>137146390
>letting your farmbeasts run about your land
Are you some kind of animal or raised in a barn?
>>137146097
check them.
ah shit.
>>137144905
cute
Jas lewds when?
>>137147805
You're late today.
Also,never. Loli must stay pure.
>>137148103
Her purity has already been damaged. Might as well break it all the way.
>>137146390
only plant grass on rainy days
>>137145035
>penny objectively best marriage candidate due to her life goal of creating a family
this f/m/k isn't fair
Artisan or Agriculturist?
Is the 10% speed even worth it? At the same time I feel I make enough money off the shit ton of hops and grapes I stockpile for my kegs.
>>137150836
10% is a day or two even with the longest crops, and it doesn't stack with speed fertilizer.
There's no choice here whatsoever.
>>137150836
Artisan, chosing agriculturist would be fucking yourself over
>>137150836
From what i know, agriculturalist actually increases growing speed for each stage of growth, not the overall time.
>>137141520
>Alternatively I could go female and give breed the white out of his family
DO IT
Just imagine the shame in his eyes when his son brings home some big booty black girl who dresses like some inner city whore
>>137150836
I dunno, I personally chose agriculturalist because in my mind, artisan would make money a joke
>>137148578
I love presents! Thank you!
>>137143058
Hug
>>137152727
Cuteand hot
>>137152727
why is she such a bitch
>>137153065
It's okay for a woman to be her husband's slut, anon.
>>137153065
She's an entitled millennial.
>>137153445
entitled to an alabama hot pocket
Got the game today. Already played through half of spring.
Could you guys post your farms so I can get some ideas for my own layout?
Also, is it true that you can use trees as fences?
I want to start a new game. Any worthwhile mods to start over with yet?
Anyone playing with a Steam controller?
>>137154656
TheJas marriagemod.
>>137154656
no
there are hardly any mods that aren't portrait ones anyway
>>137154773
Okay. Even though I won't be using that, it is a fair answer after all.
Anything to fix the crop balance yet?
>>137154849
What game should I play until we get more content?
I only have money for 30 cranberries first fall, is that enough?
>>137152727
Finally found a use for the slingshot
You can load it with iridium ore and it semi-regularly oneshots serpents that way
Why do I need an earth crystal for a mayo machine? It's not some magic device. It makes fucking mayo.
>>137156248
mayo needs a lot of stirring, the earth crystal makes it stir on it's own
>>137151597
I want to give Jas a present she'll never forget.
>>137156727
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gO7uemm6Yo
>>137154972
Yeah, that should be fine.
>>137156675
Oh
>>137154126
p-please respond
>>137156834
I wonder if it's the same person going all "omg the bad peoples pls kill urself waaah" or if it's really multiple people getting triggered and responding to those posts in the same way.
>>137157479
Incredibly enough, it's more than one person.
>>137157479normies
>>137154126
>>137157357
My farm is a jungle, so I won't post it, but yeah, you can use trees as fences.
If you plant them too close to eachother they won't fully grow, so first plant trees that you actually want to grow (they should be two spaces away from eachother iirc), and then plant the other ones to complete the fence.
>>137157357
Don't use trees as fences, use lightning rods. Go to r/farmsofstardewvalley for alot of them.
>>137157845
This.
I don't know, it's like they don't know they are on anonymous chinese cartoons imageboard, which was always filled with deviants and nobody gave a shit.
Why do I want to marry Elliott. Am I a fag? Or is it that I want tobrush his hair and be told I am a beautiful soul as we make sweet love by the fireplace on a cool winter's night?
Help me, /sdvg/, I'm confused.
>>137154126
Just transitioned to first autumn so got to get my crop game going.
What on earth am I supposed to feed hens?
>>137158370
>nobody ever gave a shit about pedos
>>>/l/
oh wait
>>137158258
>>137154126
I'm the guy who suggested using trees as fences. I wouldn't recommend using lightning rods as fences unless we're clear as to what we're using a fence for.
If you're trying to prevent movement of animals, then yes, lightning rods will work.
If you're trying to prevent rocks/branches/weeds (stuff you need to clear every start of season) from spreading then lightning rods will be destroyed.
>>137158379
Install mod that genderbends him and revaulate. If you're still attracted to her, then you are not gay, but like sensitive writer characters.
If not, then you're gay.
>>137158446
Hay.
>>137158446
There's a feed trough at the upper end of the coop. You're supposed to put hay in there. You get hay either by building a silo to store the grass you cut with a scythe (the kind you can run through, the ones that give you fibers are "weeds"), or by buying hay at 50g a unit from Mariam
>>137158606
Totally agree, still don't 100 percent understand how weeds destroy things. So you just have to keep the grass contained and ensure nothing valuable is beside it?
>>137140556
Anon, i seriously hope it gets better.
My mom and dad are okay with me being gay, and sometimes i feel like i don't deserve such cool parents.
>>137158634
I just did your suggestion anon, and I think it's the former.
Just feels weird, man.
Has anyone else gotten people to love them through copious offerings of spreadable condiments? My reputation in Stardew is about 87% mayonnaise.
>>137159008
Yep.
How weeds work is if there's a rock/branch/weed on the map there's a chance it'll spawn a rock/branch/weed in an empty square near it every morning and it'll destroy what's inside that square if it's occupied.
This is usually roads or crops, it's a very bad thing if weeds reach your crystalium or storage chest or scarecrow (allowing crows to eat at your crops). Trees, walls, gates and buildings are immune.
The downside of trees is that they automatically plant tree-seeds within a 3 square radius of themselves, but those seeds don't actually destroy anything.
>>137159256
All I can answer getting in your boots:
>tfw best waifu is husbando
Are you tired of venomous men and women draining you of your precious time, gold, and patience through tough to acquire presents?
Wouldn't it be nice to have a well-meaning shota protecting you and your homestead for the paltry sum of a few grapes per week?
Do I have the mod for you...
> Bachelor Vincent Mod
Version: 1.07 (beta) v2
Download: https://mega.co.nz/#!R4pxRQIZ!_lI-hdGEBQkMZ56nj4gU6lwqg3q8UxhhTwbh70SIoWA
Changes: Updated mod files for 1.07c with spouse festival lines, plus a new 10 heart event
Version: 1.06 v3
Download: https://mega.co.nz/#!ks5V1QrD!fIxLmFDramMqbItdt8jvwSOT3FR4-zFO9X2LeobFHdw
Changes: Additional dialogue lines, plus a new 10 heart event
Features:
- Date & marry Vincent
- Expanded portrait for more emotions
- Expanded sprite for flower dance, marriage ceremony, and kiss compatibility
- Custom pre- and post-marriage dialogue
- Custom 10 heart event for Vincent
- Marriage schedule with associated dialogue
> How do I install this?
Backup your Content folder and save file, then extract the downloaded folder into your StardewValley game folder.
> NOTE: This will override any other marriage mods or Vincent sprite/portrait replacements you have installed!
>>137158634
>>137158379
Elliot is Leah without the emotional baggage.
Poor creative artist type living in alone in a cabin.
>>137159802
Downloading pedophilia: The Post
>>137160051
>posts furshit
>absolutely disguisting
>>137159760
What's the range on that, not just adjacent? Also are you sure about rocks and branches, I've only ever seen those at season change
>>137158786
Thanks a lot! I couldn't figure it out..
>>137160051
>the animal fucker calling out the kiddie diddler post
>>137160519
Range on what, weeds or trees?
And yeah, very sure. From my experiment of leaving 1 branch in the cindersnap forest (that area south of the farm exit and west of Leah's cottage) and leaving 1 rock north of Jojamart at the start of summer resulted in blobs of 15 and 17 branches/rocks/weeds by the end of summer.
kill, fuck, marry for both bachelors and bachelorhood
>>137159802
I saw this the other day but I want to re-iterate that I love you (or whoever made this).
Although I would like to point out that BASED FUCKING HARVEY is easy to please.
>>137161105
bachelorettes*
>>137157664
Is it though? All the responses just seem like the same shit, it's hard to believe it's all coming from different minds.
>>137161105
>bachelorhood
Kill Sebastian, marry Harvey, fuck Alex
Kill Abigail, marry Leah, fuck Haley
>>137161105
Kill Harvey, marry Alex, fuck Sebastian
Kill Penny, marry Leah, fuck Abigail
>>137153065
What the fuck did you just fucking say about my waifu, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Jojamart orientation, and I’ve been involved in numerous blueberry harvests, and I have over 300 confirmed kills in the mines. I am trained in hit and run combat and I’m the top earner in the entire Stardew Valley. You are nothing to me but just another scrub who can't complete the mines. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this Valley, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the General? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of friendly townsfolk across the Valley and your farm is being bombed right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your farm. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my pickaxe. Not only am I extensively trained in slingshot combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Adventurers' Guild and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>137160608
>>137160394
>Can't post anthropomorphic character without being accused of being a furry
>Assumed to be an autistic rabbit-fucker because image
We can all agree that furries are cancer. Fine, have this one instead. I just wanted to use a new one.
>>137162068
>>137161105
kill sebastian, marry abigail, fuck haley
>>137158179
Do I have to wait for the first trees to be fully grown before I plant the second ones? Or do I just have to give them a one day headstart?
>>137162641
Disgusting 3d women.
>>137162068
>Network of friendly townsfolk
Do i seriously need to wait for storms in order to get more battery packs or getting lucky with the gipsy?
>>137163270
Make a rain totem, you disgusting pig!
Oh what i meant is that you need truffle oil to make a rain totem. And you need pigs for them truffles.
>>137163576
Isn't it only a higher chance for normal rain? Does it actually summon storms too?
>>137163576
>Filename
n-no you
>>137162792
Wait for the first trees to be fully grown, then plant the others.
Is there a mod where I can sell my child? It's kind of annoying and ugly looking.
>>137164045
Crap. This will take years.
>>137163787
I used them everyday on summer, got storm-rainy days more than usual.
Please don't steal my pepe. Thanks.
>>137164428
Oh alright then, i'll try it out.
>>137164139
i'm sure the chinese are working on it
anyone manage to get a skeletal hand yet? I've been trying for one every day on the beach and it's still not spawning.
god damn i just want that sloth statue.
>>137135179
>>137136907
I'm the guy making these, they are not ready for a release, but if you guys care to test them i'll give you a link:
https://mega.nz/#!nQFyWI6Y!V_93t_5gjMsSnRm6mWd7Nv_JYhqDTeddFkKUZVBdxIE
>>137137603
Loli Cowgirls are included.
>>137164993
No skeletal hand. But I do have a superior wizard.
>>137165787
WHAT MOD
>>137165787i hate her but she a cute
>>137165603
Those look pretty nice. Especially the older cowgirls.
Are you planning to also do the other livestock?
>>137166031
http://community.playstarbound.com/threads/requested-harvest-moon-witch-princess-as-wizard.111544/#post-2846923
>>137162641
>those tits
Now I'm feeling thirsty.
>>137166315
Do you have Mega download?
>>137162641
H-H-Hey there...
>>137159802
l would honestly expect Jodi to have Kent murder you if you did this.
>can't date Shane
Wait what I only just realized
Why the fuck not
Alright so, excuse my autism, but do trees grow fully when they are diagonally placed right next to each other?
I'm assuming the green square layout would work but I'm wondering about the red one.
>>137166315
I'll try, i have some ideas for the sheep and the chicks.
Here's a preview of the sheep, both wooly and sheared.
>>137167037
I like it
>>137166871
Green yes as long as the weeds showed up afterwards(i think?), red no.
>>137140364
Time to make a mod for accurate grandpa
>>137143058
cum inside
>>137152727
oh god yes
>>137166532
Here, reuploaded it for you:
https://mega.nz/#!k4swAaAJ!kq7o-ozIBLkX0wFbtGR1ckOhuOZTgH4I2868E0fgBZg
>>137159736
>Get Mayonnaise Machine
>Get a Kitchen
>Buy everyone's love by flooding the town with Fried Eggs and Mayonnaise
It's the real Love Potion #9
Was there a new small update for the beta patch? Steam says it just downloaded something for stardew valley
>>137144905 > >>137152727
Abby is best gril!
>>137170945
Abbyfags. Instead of simply appreciating both pictures you need to be an annoying fuck.
Is this old new or not really? Didn't see it before.
http://imgur.com/a/ByWvC
>>137171301
;^)
In case you guys didn't see the most recent patch notes for the beta patch.
v1.07c 9:39pm PST March 30th
>Bug fixes and improvements to Journey Of The Prairie King (powerups/coins on the edge of map can be retrieved)
>Your assigned movement keys can be used for Journey Of The Prairie King
>It should be easier to place items with the gamepad, and there is now an option to show an item placement indicator.
>Snow yams shouldn't appear in the desert anymore
>Sea Cucumber should properly appear in the fishing tab of the Shipping menu
>Spouses now say unique dialogues during festivals (most of the time), rather than the generic handful of dialogues.
>The last two hearts are now greyed-out for marriage candidates until you give them the bouquet.
Not much, but here it is.
>>137171347
Cut content. CA said it could get put in later.
>>137167037
Now if only I could get them to help around the farm.
>>137171725
should just upload the source code.
you can press escape at startup to skip the intro btw
>>137140556
>being gay
lol rekt
>>137171958
why?
>>137171347
>>137171846
I'm pretty sure this is a mod.
>>137173912
You're right. But that path behind the railroad was once part of the early versions of the game.
>>137171907
I like this very much.
>>137159802
Just want to say thanks for making this! Vincent a cute!
Sorry for the dumb question, the wiki doesn't make this clear. Will grass grow over my crops if I let it?
>>137175757
It randonly shows up extremely near it but i never saw it damage my crops. Cut the stuff near your crops just to be safe anyways.
I'm one rib and one strange doll away from a complete collection.
>>137176342
i wish my chickens could lay heaters
>>137176159
>and don't worry about the door being locked, i'm just scared of thieves!
This and 3 other hits even though I have 30 lightning rods on the map has lead me to believe that lightning rods have a range of 10 squares. Clustering the rods is a bad idea.
>>137158606
What was your planting order for this? Did you plant the big trees first, leaving spaces and then plant the small trees later?
>>137176342
I wonder if the chickens destroy eggs if they can't path to something they need to get to, like the feeder or the exit.
>>137176618
Yep. Big trees first with 1 square empty between them, wait 1-2 weeks for them to completely grow, then plant a tree between the big trees.
I used oaks because I wanted to have sap for kegs.
>>137159184
he's looking pretty sebastian here
Anyone got dl for Jas marriage mod?
What the fuck is wrong with penny's sitting down sprite?
>>137178893
it looks like there's the silhouette of a chair behind her even though there shouldn't be one on the rock thing.
>>137178893
>>137178979
She brings a booster seat wherever she goes.
>>137178893
she's sitting on somebody's dick
>>137178893
from the colors it looks like she's sitting on maru's lap
>>137178893
>hovering
OH SHIT! SHE'S THE WIZARDS DAUGTHER!
>>137178893
WTF?
>>137180057
that's a jacky lantern you dumbass
>>137180057
>>137164993
found Skeletal Hand in the northern path out of the farm still missing Palm Fossil, Chipped Amphora and Chicken Statue. Been artifact searching pretty much since all of year 2.
>>137181647
buy omnigeodes if you're filthy rich
>>137181647
I got the chicken statue fishing the Leah river with pirate perk+treasurehunter bobbler+magnet bait.
Must have spent 50,000 gold on magnet baits so it's an expensive way to do it, but took me 3 days straight of nothing but fishing.
This is how I want my farm to look like when I'm grown up.
Yes I realize I forgot lightning rods, not 100% sure how they work tho.
Lower left corner will be fruit trees, 6 rows, each a different kind. Upper left corner will be normal trees, 3 rows, 3 kinds. EVERYTHING will be tree-fenced so I can put grass everywhere as decoration so everything will look supernatural.
r8, h8, masturb8.
>>137181647
>>137164993
Skeletal hand has a 1% chance of spawning in those worms on the beach. I got mine during the winter since there's a lot more worms that pop up then.
>>137182819
Oh yeah also forgot to add all the equipment stuff for cheese and whatever. This will be put in the upper right corner, of course.
>>137182819
FYI, lightning rods are only for harvesting electricity. They don't protect anything.
>>137182994
Oh. Neat. Thanks.
>>137182819
Winter is 28 days, silo holds 240 hay.
24 animals would require 672 hay, 2.8 silos.
48 animals would require 1344, 5.6 silos.
>>137183305
More silos it is. Thanks.
>>137183305
>>137183442
turns out you technically dont need more than one silo
fill the silo with hay after scything grass, then go to the hamper in the barn/coop and yank all the hay and put it into a chest, then scythe more grass
>>137182819
and those fruit trees on lower left won't grow, too close to eachother (assuming that the normal trees are supposed to be fruit trees)
>>137182819
Is the middle left field for trellis crops? You should invert the middle three rows and leave the nine squares around the scarecrows unplanted.
Anyone got the link for the monstergirl mod for sprites/portraits?
>Tells me she picked up some Cramberries last day for "only" 130g"
>Then this
What the fuck? Is Pierre selling all my shit when it becomes spoiled, or dosn't have any of preserving the godamn stuff i sell to him?
>>137186027
>using THAT pam mod
Cum on senpai, get on my level
>>137186195
I like it, aside from Harvey everyone else looks good to me. Don't really like mixing up artstyles.
Also when the hell does Penny deliver the "maybe i'll live on a farm" line? I have never seen her say it. Is it in a specific day or location?
>>137186476
Random.
She said it one day when I caught her walking around.
>>137164993
>skeletal hand
Just found one right now, here along the path to the carpenter.
I swear to fuck if it's an artifact i didn't have and it falls on the water.
>>137187249
2 copper pieces. And it did fall into the water.
No loss, but still Ape should do something about artifacts spawning near the edges of water.
>>137184584
Note you can only do this when there are empty hay slots. So if you upgrade to deluxe, you can't pull hay out anymore.
>>137187493
>>137187249
>have kegs in a coop
>realized how big the barn is
>migrate all of them into a new barn
>that one keg on the left wall I hit falls off into the black void
It was only one keg out of all of them, but man that was upsetting.
>>137158431
>different crops in the same patch
this should not trigger me so
>>137187691
Didn't you have a magnet ring? Or does it work like water.
I'm at a loss as to how to continue decorating.
I've hidden chests under the kitchen table (fish/crabpot/forage/fruits/vegetables), the lamps near the staircase hide cooked food and cooked food(sweets), the lamp near the exit holds foraged flowers next to the cultivated flowers chest, the china cabinet hides 3 chests full of furniture.
Tried to make the place feel liveable. Questioning the merits of the museum/trophy room.
Also I like windows.
>>137188071
Not on me at that moment, I keep one on me now.
What happened was like, I was too far from the right side, and I caught a bounce of it hitting the ground, moved left, and the black outside sucked it up.
It just vanished, it was gone.
Now I keep an eye on something when I moving stuff around.
>>137188284
What the hell is that room to the side of the bedroom?
Looks like Haley's room, and where are you?
Are you Haley?
>>137188564
silly nub
>>137188071
I did it with a magnet ring on me, and it still fell into the bottomless void
>>137188564
he's the fucking green statue
>>137188564
That's Haley's nook or whatever it's called, I added a lamp and a sunflower pot since she apparently loves sunflowers. I was hiding under the Singing Stone, that thing that makes a crystal sound whenever it's touched.
During the day Haley walks up to random objects on display on tables and looks at them which is neat. Primary reason I've been putting stuff on the little end-tables.
Also, never stand in the way of the wife while she's trying to walk to a new location because then she'll complain the house is messy. It's not messy, she couldn't path to where she wanted to go because you were blocking her so in a passive aggressive way she's calling you a mess.
>>137188284
Here's my plan
Where do you get catfish? The river in town?
Anything special happen on the last day of the year? I'm so sick of winter I just want to go to sleep at like 1:00 pm
Pierre was a freaking Boxer? A littel hard to belive.
