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Is this the tranny drama thread?
>>137043128
rip srg
rip teh urn
rip cosmo
rip all of us
nevar ded
>tfw I'm the Lebron James of speedrunning
quick someone post anime dreaming of pb memes
based glenn finally putting this doggy down for good
>>137043128
>another squid OP
why
>>137043128
Speedrunnin aint even be ded doe
Yashi whining on Twitter about people making fun of him is incredibly funny and satisfying
Watching his butthurt is pretty sweet ngl
please dont die i need a continuous stream of shitposts to fix cockbot
The official White nationalist speedrunner-approved list. Anyone who disagrees is a race traitor.
>>137045585
>Oblivion
>Excellent
>>137043503
why did you delete?
>>137045050
Speaking of whining on Twitter: it's funny seeing Skater complain about Clint "ruining" the OoT community, while Skater himself has always nuthugged the heck out of Cosmo.
>>137046351
reminder that the less time you spend complaining or needlessly worshiping others, the more time you have for speedrunning and becoming better at games
>>137045585
where does medievil come into play here?
>>137047029
1488
>>137047029
fk off marxboy
Cuck
Faggot
Marxist
Birdbrain
Above It All
Grind Monkey
I miss word cloud guy
I miss sheep guy
lets have a thread without namedropping narcissa...
oops!!!
yo slayer please remember to post in here
whenever you do your fc3 commentary
thanks
>>137048359
gonna have to word this one
>ff7
>no slots
what's the point? go fucking fast
>>137048184
sheep guy was based as h*ck
>>137047970
The pyramid of Squid
>>137049450
Squid is unironically based
>>137048184
trials guy should come back
>>137048184
I miss head-cran
>>137051993
t. nobody ever
>>137044647
why did you delete?
Well I'm a tumbler.
Born under punches.
I'm so thin.
official speedrunning anthem
http://youtubedoubler.com/hXir
>>137051993
Cran aint even left doe
>>137048184
I'm best friends with the sheep guy I could have him come back if u want
thinking of bidding on this super famicom -- good deal?
http://www.ebay.com/itm/162017576856?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649
>>137056794
$100 isn't bad, but I suspect it'll be higher when the deadline approaches.
>>137056794
the games themselves are worth about $100 so yeah sounds decent, but like >>137057327 says it'll probably go for higher than it is now
snowmeme whens tftd
Is ZFG kill?
You guys hear about this yet?
https://twitter.com/x_lauren07/status/715299192764141568
A marathon to raise money for girls (Lauren07 and Kaylabee [Skater's girlfriend]) to get better streaming resources. An entire computer for Lauren (minimum $500 likely) and just a Wii/Capture device for Kayla (minimum $50 with lucky searches)
Lauren's donations list is on the right side of this image: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ce07d20UYAAAeBD.jpg:large
Lauren has also complained that she has student loans to pay, despite benefiting from this: http://www.texvet.com/postings/hazlewood-act
And at the end of it all, Lauren is pulling the gender card here: https://twitter.com/x_lauren07/status/715301503485935616 (in response to being called out)
Thoughts?
>>137058953
>thoughts?
It has nothing to do with speedrunning, fuck right off.
>>137045585
>ace combat
RELEVANCE SOON, STALKER
PSVR ace combat is gonna be GOAT if they have good multiplayer
>>137059437
It's a speedrun marathon benefiting speedrunners. Plenty to do with speedrunning.
>>137059647
>benefiting speedrunners
Females can't speedrun.
>>137059806
That's why I'm bringing it to the thread's attention
>>137058953
Oh I think I remember some thirstfags posting about her a while ago
>>137060057
Yeah, it's like TRStanzi again, but this time with multiple people in on it
>>137060057
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/129723238/#p129804165
>>137058953
>thoughts?
Bitches need to get jobs
>>137060456
You think girls know how to work? Are you crazy
but seriously whens tftd
so glad i've stopped regularly browsing serg
>>137062912
yea you apparently have
im gay lolz
>>137065286
slayer....
>>137065286
meows...
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NM3d2WCVa4
is battle for bikini bottom a memegame
will it ever get that toasty gdq slot
>>137066689
spongememe in general can just go and die my man
>>137067176
memes never die
>speedrunning an unreleased game that you were given a copy of weeks early just for being a twitch superstar
Money match me for any amount of money. ANY AMOUNT.
Jet set radio guy here again
Why didn't you guys tell me how fun this is? I just spent a fucking hour on the4th level trying to perfect walljumping, haven't even beaten the game yet. Can't fucking wait to start streaming this!
>>137071434
what do you mean by "you guys"?
>>137071531
Is the bot always here?
>>137072841
Once NKR puts a bullet in Trannikeys' head, the bot will disappear forever and we will discuss speedrunning undisturbed.
>>137072841
pretty much since people wont listen to removal requests
>>137072964
who is we?
>>137072964
have to make sure its deactivated first b4 guns a blazing
CoP
http://speedrun.tv/slayerofbabies
>>137073618
whens monhun
I love dank memes and shitposting.
>>137074009
fag
Shieeettt, niqquh... U already kno wut it is...
BECUH HEAD-CRAN SAID SO
>>137075464
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>137075464
delete this embarrassment
>>137075654
wish i could delete headcrab desu
>>137075654
aint want 2 doe
>>137075762
u aint even want 2 doe
go fast everyone
>>137057506
>the games themselves are worth about $100
Maybe if they were NTSC, PAL or anything but JP versions. CIB Super Famicom games, even well regarded / sought after ones, tend to go for maybe $20 tops on eBay since nostalgiafags aren't interested in them.
>inb4 thanks for the late response
>>137077747
thanks for the late response!
opinions on head-crab
>>137076580
thanks for sharing
>>137077747
>>137077814
Also like a retard I didn't even count the number of games in the auction and realize that by my own logic (each game being ~$20), they should be worth well over $100. Disregard my posts, I suck cocks.
Bid on it maybe, that anon
>>137077469
why did you delete?
>>137077985
poultry shears to the head
About to start optimizing this game, anyone got advice?
>>137071434
>first boss
THESE FUCKING NIGGERS FUCKING THESE JUMPS I HAVE TO DO JESUS FUCK STOP CENTRING THE CAMERA WHEN I SPRAY
GOD
DAMMIT
>>137078663
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NIGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>137078608
>text adventure
drop the game
>>137078663
HAAHHAHAAAHHA NIGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>137078663
thanks for the late response!
>>137078663
HEY LOOK IT'S A NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>137079103
cramer...
>>137077747
>nostalgiafags aren't interested in them.
Also JP used games market is flooded as fuck
Put a bullet in the head of every degenerate tranny attention whore.
Thanks for all the (You)s.
>>137069964
W H A T
H
A
T
G A M E
A
M
E
>>137081518
spotted the angsty teenager.
>>137082026
spotted the degenerate tranny attention whore
see spot run
>>137082101
yeah that's me alright.
>>137081635
dark souls 3
>>137082131
What game?
fw grind m_alos will never come back
>stream
>several people come watch
>none stay except for one
Why ;_;
>>137085026
>Why ;_;
probably because you're boring
>>137085026
try streaming a little biger
http://www.streambig.net/
>>137085314
Just watched the recording, I accidentally scream which makes this ear-cutting noise from the mic and I shout in frustration when I really shouldn't. That's atleast what I can find from the recording. how embarrassing
>>137085367
>>137085525
Never heard of this before, what is it?
>>137086273
it's a site where you can learn about how to get more money from idiots
>>137086273
don't fall for it
>>137086350
>>137086358
Get a feeling so complicated
>the month of pie x spike is over
>>137086495
shit meme propped up by a bunch of faggots for a shitter
>>137086639
>the month of pie x spike is over
>>137086639
>>137087251
now maybe there can be "comfy" spike streams again
>>137087357
oh yeah cant wait for the twice a month spike streams.....
Even though I didn't really pull any viewers (all of my followers are European and it's 5 AM here) I still feel very good about my session, it's so fucking fun to stream it's crazy
Also, looking for some new games to run, any suggestions?
>>137087803
what genre
>>137087803
medievil
>>137087803
xcom:ufo defense and resident evil: remake
>>137087950
Doesn't matter, just something fun
>>137087951
>>137088012
Thanks family
what the heckin heck is going on in this thread -_-
>>137088087
>de hippie spacing
>>137088782
There was no hippie spacing in that post. Someone needs to fix the bot.
>>137088918
Don't even know what hippie spacing is
the bot is the only way i get (You)s desu
quit being a faggot
>>137089043
like this
>>137089136
not anymore
>>137089214
Thanks
>>137089214
>de hippie spacing
how do you come out to your speedfu srg
>>137089642
>speedfu
>not speedbando
what's your story?
>>137089642
donate when shes streaming
if its less than 100$ dont waste your time
>>137089809
what if he doesn't take donations
>>137089960
send dick pics
>>137090237
okay i'll try that, thanks for the advice
You are too fast, please take a rest...
>>137091650
Would Tay speedrun?
>>137091802
only if hyper light drifter is a good speedgame.
>>137071434
hey jet set radio guy, we've got a discord groupyou should join t b h
>>137087803
what's your stream?
>>137092123
who is we?
>>137069964
I saw this shit too. I don't know why it bothers me that people start speedrunning a game literally the week it comes out, but I think Dark Souls 3 is a little ridiculous. Aren't they playing the beta mode anyway?
You're welcome for the late reply.
>>137092123
link me つbh
>justpopped a xan
>check twitch
>p_ is streaming the witness
fucking yesssssssssssssss
>>137092123
>>137092379
thanks for the late responses!
i hate myself
>>137092123
>>137092437
why did you spoiler?
>>137092192akaijii
I'm currently warming up on other games and preparing to do my first speedrun in a few days.
Oh and forgive me for my loudness and mic quality, didn't realize how awful it sounds up until now
>>137092704
why did you spoiler?
>>137092437
bene...
>>137092637
people tend to look down on talking about drugs here so i spoilered to protect their virgin eyes
>>137092379
I can't wait for people to start speedrunning the new Doom the minute it comes out.
>>137087803
TFE Tourist faggot
>>137093394
thanks for the late response!
>>137093513
yw! (your welcome)
Hold me /srg/ I'm absolutely terrified. https://youtu.be/CzewkvUDZ6M
either fix it or remove the god dam bot already disgusting tranny freak
>>137093578
his welcome what?
>>137093682
his welcome to watch my stream any time ;)
>>137093615
your first post of the thread and you choose to share that shit? fuck outta here
>anon followed me
>tfw he broke my 39 follower dryspell
>tfw at 40 now
It ain't much, and doesn't count for 100%, but I did get so happy a tear fell. I'm such a wuss, but god damn if that 39 hasn't been a thorn in my side
>>137092418
I'm a different person, but here:
https://discord.gg/0dYdNn0fyMoZkMCO
it's owned by a cancer fag tho
>>137089761
He's never watched Dram.
>>137094184
if you post your stream I'll follow ityou fucking won't
>>137095168
Already posted it earlier in the threadakaijiiJust to make it easier for youAnd what do you mean by that?
>>137095119
see, you just GET it
way too many people don't GET it
>>137095382
my husband
>>137095515
he's mine, you best back off now
>>137095575
no way
>>137095298
>reddit in search
>memedertale
>swedechat
>>137095779
Facecam is the worst offender though.
>>137095779
Sorry for my heritage, it won't happen again
>>137092809
i wish
brb soylent
Final Fantasy IX is truly the zenith of speedrunning
>>137101487
whens pc already
>>137101589
Early 2016, senpai
>>137101879
just about only a month left for that...
succ
pup tight sleeper
The speedrunning community is one of the worst in gaming. Little kids and faggots abound.
>>137112842
[citation needed]
>>137113271
I don't need a citation to state something completely subjective you fucking mongoloid.
Anyone watching the shitposting marathon?
>>137116586
We got a full couch and a girl with an actual vagina on it
>everyone runs the game on PC which is the faster version due to exclusive tricks and faster loads
>one person runs on console and insists on putting "wr attempts" in his title despite no one tracking consoles as a separate category and it being significantly slower and less interesting
Why do people do this?
>>137119782
wr attempts in title means more viewers
>>137119865
But it isn't a "world record"
Also, I don't understand why anyone would "speedrun" and inferior version. Is it fear of competing with the other players?
fw I have never and will never financially support a streamer or marathon
>>137120363
it's all about streaming big dude
people don't care if you're only going for a pb, people care about world records and hype
>>137120363
>Also, I don't understand why anyone would "speedrun" and inferior version.
Yeah me either, like people who run SM64 on VC, what a joke.
>>137120363
>Is it fear of competing with the other players?
This describes VC sm64 runners perfectly, to be honest.
is anybody else's twitch chat dropping tons of messages? i have a chat open in browser and in irc, the irc is showing messages that aren't in browser, and the browser is showing messages that aren't in irc
>>137120472
Merely watching their streams makes you a financial supporter.
hurtin stream
>>137121681
he ded nigga
>putting chat on stream
why?
>>137123463
>giving a fuck about something this petty and inconsequential.
why?
>>137124370
>being a disgusting habbit apologizer
fw shitters first tribulation
hotline miami ng+ all levels, still needs a lot of work
>>137128962
whens xcom
>>137128962
>hotline miami
literally who gives a shit anymore
zoasty? more like toasty
doggy? more like deddy
>>137128962
why is this game almost always ng+ runs again
>>137129930
specific masks
>>137129930
don't have to sit through mask/weapon unlock screens
let's you do the run as Brandon
is the zelda god clintstevens taking a break from oot for a while?
>>137130690
Can I be above it all, too?
I'm incredibly above it all. Fuck everyone here lmao.
>>137134026
*kaboom, ego destroyed*
New temporary topic for this ITT thread:
what if you could put a bullet in the head of Iateyourpie? Would you? Why, or why not?
>>137134431
See, the thing is, I actually am above you people. I may not literally be above it "all", but I'm sure as fuck in a better place in life than you people.
>>137133267
>>137134026
>>137134848
*bird laughs*
>>137134602
why would I? what has he done that's worth being killed for? being this bothered by something so trivial is severely autistic behavior.
>>137134848
what do you mean by "you people"?
>>137135989
SRG and speedrunners in general.
Reminder to put a bullet in the head of every tranny nutter
And a c*ck in the mouth of every sexy gayboi u kno :3c
>>137138310
can you give a list of tranny nutters and sexy gaybois
i want to know which i should do
>>137138417
Tranny nutters: u
Sexy gaybois: me
>>137138583
You're not sexy, deadcrab.
how many times did meows get backstabbed at sgdq? it's all he ever talks about
Marco with the 1:17:23 world record.
Doggy with the 6:66 ded record.
Dead marxist with the 14:88 bullet in the head record
Things which are better speedrunning:
1. Anime
Feel free to add to this list.
>>137143006
the list looks complete to me
>>137143006
xcom
when are you beating my ng any% time that one needs even more work
>>137128613
>>137131767
>>137139206
why did you delete?
>>137143006
2. Poetry
3. Thigh highs
4. Mario Maker
5. Soylent
>>137143802
>can't pick brandon
i dont like playing the game on easy mode
>>137144224
Aint none of dat shyt even betta than speedrunnin doe
>>137144652
why did you spoiler?
test
>>137145965
o:
>>137043128
AND HIS NAME IS JOHNNUMBERSThis was the moment Cosmo lost all hope and went down the shithole, wasn't it?
>>137147697
why did you spoiler?
>>137148458
because it'd ruin the John Cena joke if you saw what the picture was about
>>137148665
I didn't even think about john cena and saw through your spoiler friend
>>137147697
I often wonder how often Cosmo thinks back in embarrassment to how he couldn't get past the first obstacle in that Mario level
>>137148665
John Cena jokes are ruined before they're told, my Reddit friend
>Slayer has still not redone the fc3 commentary
s m h
Official list of excuses used by cucks when they get BTFO:
- Hand Pain
- 'I'm suddenly not having fun anymore'
- I-I lost my motivation
- I-I'm too busy!
- I can't think of any route improvements so I have suddenly lost interest in running the game
- 'I'm transitioning'
>>137152048
>i'm too busy
>an excuse for cucks
t. neet
>>137152048
>tfw you used one of these excuses years ago before people got exposed
lmao @ new speedbois
>>137152048
>I can't think of any route improvements so I have suddenly lost interest in running the game
>implying that isn't completely valid when the only thing that can improve your time is RNG
>>137147697
or he lost a bet
esa gonna suck..
>>137152557
Theres gonna be a lot of sucking alright
>>137152649
Fag
this is an official request for zeldafreakglitcha to stream
>>137152315
>>137152423
Official list of excuses used by cucks when they get BTFO:
- Hand Pain
- 'I'm suddenly not having fun anymore'
- 'I-I lost my motivation'
- 'I-I'm too busy!'
- 'I can't think of any route improvements so I have suddenly lost interest in running the game'
- 'I'm transitioning'
- 'The WR holder is a no-life NEET'
- 'I-I can only improve RNG'
>>137147697
I've found it easier to accept that Cosmo just died or commited suicide or something. Wanda or whatever the fuck the name is now is someone different and I'm just not going to ever watch anything that person does and I'll just deny their existence.
how much do you spend on speed snacks that you eat while you are speedrunning?grommr boys ww@
>>137153826
why did you spoiler?
>>137153826
reminder that bigjon works for the government and therefore funds his eating-degeneracy with US taxpayer dollars
>>137153826
>mens wear
did he buy some undies to pose in when his belly gets full?
>>137154049
>a black man earning his keep
funny guy
Do we ni**ers still post blog squares
>>137153826
i used to eat pizza rolls for when i go fast, but my hands got too greasy and made me lose some inputs.
>>137154307
who is we?
>>137053521
Some of you almost missed it
>>137154490
thanks for the late response!
>>137153826
as a foodie™ fan, I exclusively eat mad amounts of yummies™ while speedrunning
>>137153826
>old spice deodorant
finally someone with the same taste in speed snacks as me
brofist to you, anon
>>137154602
based withhelde
>>137154418
We the people
A bullet in every speedrunner
A doggy in every dedrunner
>>137153826
this is what becomes of people's donation money
>>137155547
reminder the collective went full damage control over this when it leaked out.
>>137155035
tfw jack never really got anything for his return
>>137155715
cuz theyre fuckin alcoholics
up
voted
>>137157775
>>137157925
why didn't you sage?
>>>/r9k/27531570
who did this
>>137158508
thanks for the late response!
I GOT A PB
I FUCKING DID IT
YEAH
>>137158826
Now get a WR senpai
>>137160150
no way dude that's hard
>>137155547
i wonder what all those 44.99 items were
>>137160674
DINNER
>>137160804
why are they all the same price though
unless everyone ordered a steak or something
>>137160905
Table d'hôte
http://strawpoll.me/7239901
>>137128630
>>137128738
>>137130690
>>137145965
why did you delete?
>>137153826
like 3 bucks or so famillia
http://youtubedoubler.com/hYFy
>>137163280
based headcrab
>>137163520
>based
>hc
>>137163520
not that memer
http://youtubedoubler.com/hYFQ
I don't know if I really want to play dark souls though
http://youtubedoubler.com/hYGI
>>137163520
thats not me
http://youtubedoubler.com/hYHo
[distant bird laughter heard high above it all]
>page 9
not if i can prevent it
the doggy never dies
huh...
>>137093615
WHY DID I CLICK THIS
why don't we just let it die and make it seasonal
hi
>>137173051
why don't you shitlords raise the quality of your crap general
>>137173051
because i need srg here for my eventual comeback to speedrunning and attention whoring
>>137173146
what's there to talk about?
Destroyer of /srg/
>>137173317
zoast being blown out in sm any%
lack taking smrpg record from 0x
ninja gaiden 2 record from jimmy
californithon finished and after-thoughts
ton of tournaments going on like alttp blaster master super metroid etc.
plenty of stuff you could bring up besides the usual shit
Nip just lost WR on Bowser throws.
>>137173018
thanks for the late response!
>>137173617
nobody cares about any of that
>>137173051
who is we?
>>137174641
lol nips
>>137174641
what category
>>137173146
what do you mean by "you shitlords"?
>>137175375
why did you spoiler?
>>137173430
where's the video of him smashing a wall
Remember when /srg/ was great?
http://4chandata.org/vg/-srg--Speedrunning-General-a580513
>>137175815
no but be sure to ask this question every week
>>137175815
>links to a thread in the middle of a GDQ
ebin
>black weebs "speedrunning"
>>137176934
Blacks are naturally more athletic than crackers. This includes coordination and reflexes. If Honkeys stopped making speedrunning so complicated with their Japanese imports and capture card shit, we would have ALL the world records.
>>137177625
who is we?
>>137176934
just say nigger bro
>>137178201
AHAHAHAHAHAHA NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
one (1) bullet in the head of each transsexual marxist
hello um I just wanna say that I think all ppl who identify as the opposite sex should be sent to outer space thank u
>>137178523
no thanks, i mean i guess they can be gassed or dropped but that would be a waste of resources
>>137156109
don't try to glorify this you greasy fucking nerd, you're a disgrace and a scam artist.
>>137180726
thanks for the late response!
>>137180381
delete this
imagine speedrunning a game with rng
>>137180957
so imagine speedruinning?
>>137181195
Word. If the game you're playing has no random elements, it's just a rhythm game.
>>137180957
Name 5 speedruns that have absolutely 0 instances of RNG.
>>137181519
Pokemon Red
Final Fantasy VII
Super Mario RPG
Dragon Quest III
Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden
>>137180381
>soylent merchants
>>137182913
why is that funny, anime?
>>137182983
It makes me think of my favourite speedrunner, cosmowright, and all his hilarious antics
>>137183475
idk that I know who that is, what hilarious antics do you speak of
yarumasi this has to stop
headcrab has found a way to be more y_ than y_
>>137185394
>trying to deflect
not fooling anyone
>>137185848
the bird was trying to speak to the crab in a way they would understand
>>137043310
Yeah. We love talking about them all the time!
>>137186120
who is we?
>>137186120
>de hippie spacing
>>137185909
i aint even deleted nothin doe
>>137185909
why did you delete?
i just received my srg-approved bullets but they aren't going to any tranny, they're going to birdxbrain, ntr, and doracrab
>>137187495
o_o
is Grav white?
>>137189846
grav aint even white doe
>tfw your speedgame randomly crashes whenever it feels like
>tfw this time it does it every time you nail a time-saving trick
Kill me
>>137192008
it knows ur cheating
>>137192008
im eposed!!!!!
>>137187495
dem niggas aint even do nuthin doe
DEM NIGGAS DIN EVEN FUK DAT BITCH DOE
brb soylent
>>137195662
how old is frank again?is it true that he died?
Someone please stream
>>137197292
why did you spoiler?
>>137197362
I'm not one of the cool kids though
*streams*
>>137197362
what game
>>137197362
i would but i have hand pain
Smash is the superior hobby and it isn't even close.
>>137198159
why do you think so many people do both or switch over
>>137198325
I know m8 lol
>pie and spike playing oot
lol........................
fw all you do is lay in bed all day
>>137200392
thats no good anon, ya need to do something else; you're going down a path that leads to nothing - personal experience
I experienced too much speedrun heartbreak for one day.
>>137200392
do a speedrun or something
I'll watch you
>>137200620
it's been like this for 3 years now.
>>137200392
you can lay on me instead
>>137200785
o_o
>>137200392
dss stream
>>137200785
wtf
>>137200768
the last thing i want is for people to feel obligated to watch me. i'm so boring.
>>137200932
I'm sure you're really interesting, and your speedgame is fantastic.
>>137200932
Stop fucking crying you pathetic faggot, fuck off.
should i make a speed twitter y/n
>>137202861
do you bant and have speedfriends
>>137203005
i dont speedrun
>>137200785
m_...
>>137203040
Are you an attentionwhore who likes reading shit posted by other attentionwhores?
>>137191604
>artist
>>137203193
no, yes
i find myself reading twitter by visiting peoples pages, i have literally nothing to post on twitter at all but having it all in one feed would be nice
purge the transgender
come support the marathon pals ty
twitchtv/degenhom
https://twitter.com/flaptops_/status/715725314673000448
>tfw try to be above it all but I'm not
Which do you think is worse twitch general, facecams or donation/sub alerts?
>>137207472
alerts
>>137207472
alerts
no question
>>137207472
the latter although I think the former laid the foundation for the latter
>>137185394
I have only written "doe" once in my life and it was about me OWNING him over ffz being based and that's that
>>137207472
>just want to watch a twitch stream
>hey here's a guy playing Sunshine that'll be fun to watch
>few minutes in
>HAAAAAAAYEEEEEEAAAAAAYEAAAAAAAAYEAEAAAAAH
>massive fucking train .gif starts moving across the screen covering up gameplay and doesn't stop for five minutes
Alerts are worse
>>137207795
stop doing this to yourself
>>137207795
i'm curious why you think you know who's behind each post. that was easily the most autistic thing I've read in a long time.
My god why does the new super metroid world holder have to be such a gigantic reddit tier faggot? I can't stand to listen to this cringe + le epic robot voice donations.
>>137207795
thanks for the late response!
its the "everyone thinks x person is x poster" episode. turn the channel
>>137208079
it isn't likely to last. zoast has to play the game before sgdq if he's going to race. he basically got to where oats is casually, and then gave everyone else half a year to catch up.
>>137208295
thanks for letting me know, can i atleast get the preview for the next ep?
I dont understand capture cards? I don't know what they are at all.. I've been streaming for a while now and I'm 95% certain I don't have a capture card unless it's integrated somewhere and my quality looks fine. Can someone explain what it is? Or are capture cards mainly used for console -> computer capture?
>>137208631
no breastfeeding
>>137208631
gv-usb2, easycap and dazzle dvc 100 are the most common usb capture cards. the MICOMSOFT 5000 (also rebranded as Startech 5000/PEXHDCAP) pci card is the next step up for 720p60fps capture (since1080 is irrelevant for streaming at 60). hope this helps!
>>137209082
is that better than avermedia c027?
>>137209395
avermedia is usually alright, but that internal card is straight ass. look at the reviews first of all - littered with 1 egg reviews. I use the PEXHDCAP myself and its cheaper than that with way better functionality. what console do you plan on capturing friend? then I can answer a bit better
>>137209678
woah apparently my capture card skyrocketed in price this past few months. yikes!! If you want I can help you on twitter or discord just dm me @yarumasi so we don't clog the thread up
>>137209931
who is we?
>>137209678
well I want a multiple console solution. I already have gvusb2 which is awesome for s-video, but it would be cool to have something that does component with support for many different signal types (progressive/interlaced) as well as hdmi inputs. i have some rgb modded old consoles.
avermedia is only hdmi and also i can only find sites on the micomsoft in japanese.
>>137208079
Sniq doesn't even stream though.
>>137210130
whats your budget
>>137210232
he does though? also please stop pretending to care about the glitch category family.
i pb'd so god damn good today.
>>137212814
Me too actually! I'm feeling pretty good about myself
>>137212947
nice job pb bro.
>>137212814
>>137212947
cuuuuuuuuuuute
http://youtubedoubler.com/hYX2
>>137208430
i hope it's the elin episode
>>137214475
tfw no crushed by thighs episode
>pie reached 1k subs
What are you doing with your life, srg?
>>137214751
He's now earning above minimum wage, good on him.
>>137215175
why did you delete?
>>137215175
that's 744 elins
7.5 elins for each poster in this thread
>>137215556
anti elin janny
>>137215970
well glenn is a ffxivfag, makes sense that'd he'd be against the mascots of the competition
lmao glenn i bet you havent even cleared a6s yet dude fucking kys
i want to FUCK an elin
why does he do it for free???????
>>137214751
this gimmick month did well for subs, but between him and spike they only got $7,100+ in donations. with all the games being mario and zelda and a fan base who falls for the stupid fake hype (purposely kept the race win total close), they should have easily gotten over $50,000+. they were even on front page of twitch EVERY NIGHT.
so basically compared to their normal streams, the month of gimmick was a success, but overall it was very underwhelming. that's ok though, pie is used to being underwhelming.
>>137220748
thanks for the late response!
>>137220748
>1000 subs and 7100 dollars is underwhelming
pocketing 10k is pretty good esp when you consider they're probably tax evaders just like every other streamer
>>137220928
>basically a dollar an hour
lmao
>>137221087
pie and spike split the money. everything is a gimmick. they even try to make it look like they made a lot.
>>137220928
that's depressing. you know he was probably really excited and thought it was going to exceed his expectations lol.
>>137220928
fuck 2dos, reddit shitlord
>>137220748
>>137220928
>>137221156
1000 subs = $2,500
$7,100 / 2 = $3,550
Total earned in march = $6,050
days in march = 31
10 hours of streaming a day = 310 total hours
$6,050 / 310 hours = $19.50 / hour
beats flipping burgers.
>>137222778
cant wait for the taxes to catch em
>>137222889
streamers never report income but they're just asking for an audit and 20 years jail by doing so
>>137222778
so it's safe to say they're gonna continue this gimmick for the next couple of years and receive the same amount of $ from it right
>>137222778
and quickly fall back to $5/hr for every month they dont have some extremely shilled gimmick
>>137222778
probably another couple thousand in ad revenue too. he also sold shirts and tells people to go to his shitty meme website. slowly pie's learning. too bad in the process he had to destroy the speedrunning community to get his minimum wage video game job.
>>137222778
How long have they been streaming for?
>>137224138
>couple thousand in ad revenue too
oh my sweet child you are so, so innocent
tfw can finally post again
hey guys im gay haha april fools!
what the fuck is this shit...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHDYvTAgBq4
damn i want some dild- I mean... I want some DONUTS!
>>137227401
its an hour long so i will never truly know
reminder that today is the day narcissa reveals it was the most elaborate april fools' joke in history.
>>137228024
it's a guy that unironically says "whoop de fuckin' doo"
>>137227401
literally who
>>137227401
hes salty because swampathon was on the front page of twitch
>>137227401
holy shit I cant believe I have spoken to this autistic child before
>>137222778
It's funny because it looks like pie is going to slip below 1k subs before his stream even ends. Peaked at ~1010 and is now at 1004
>>137227401
>spends one hour complaining about a way of playing video games
And speedrunners are supposed to be the autistic ones
>>137227401
who is this?
>>137209931
Why is it I always see you posting about yourself or your Twitter? Fuck off.
>>137232497
who is yourself?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hB6eY73sLV0
the future of speedrunning desu
>>137234648
>he used a timer so its a speedrun
cant argue with that i guess
if i wake up alive 2morro be ready for harvester runs
T H E M O N T H
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O F M A R I O
>mfw pie memers
>>137236824
get memed on
>>137234735
Would be cool to see a branch of speedrunning where people time themselves manipulating a game's memory to produce a game, and then other people would try to make the exact same game with their own code as fast as possible
>>137234797
Kill me, Pete
memeathon hype???
>>137237480
t. youtube comments
DO NOT REFRESH THE THREAD
>>137241326
arigatou samuel chan
hello red dit
I miss tomorrow
are we getting le ebin raided?
>>137242192
no just april fools day fun time
>>137242192
>get the first name of my dead grandmother
This is too much
>>137242109
>>137242761
checked
>>137242912
>singleton
>gets single
nice
>>137243006
like pottery
>>137227401
He lost me when he started talking about how "transphobic" we are.
Christian get
>>137243146
>he
>we
who?
>>137241538
>>137241813
>>137242109
>>137242192
>>137242589
>>137242761
>>137242912
>>137243089
>>137243146
>literally all of these """""""girls"""""""" are probably trannies
bullets/head
>>137243354
I just want to be pretty!thanks for the (You)s, senpai
:o
>>137243006
(((Ismael)))
ded
Who is me
If I'm a jew I want you to kill me
>>137248614
holy shit
>>137248614
mexicrab.....
>>137234648
this is pretty neat. seth bling seems like a cool guy.
___________________________________________________________
Professional Gamer, Speedrunner @Twitch, Sponsored by @Razer & @pepsi
Stream rig specs:
• CPU: Intel i-7 5960x
• Monitor: ASUS PG278Q ROG Swift 27-Inch
• Keyboard: Corsair Gaming K70 RGB
• Mouse: Razer Naga Epic
• GPU: 2x Titan X
"I do not fear Satan half so much as I fear those who fear him." -Saint Teresa of Avila
NKR was right.
>>137249328
>Byrd
>Bird
Birdxbrain exposed
>>137249462
>neo headcrab memes
out
I wonder what cosmo would think with our new facebook who doesn't care about real gender/sex
>>137249848
wait is facebook a new word filter?
>>137250065
Based Moot does it again
>>137250648
I think he brought this new site software from his job at Google
_______________________________________
"I'll never be just a memory..." -Sephiroth, Dissidia Final Fantasy
>>137249848
a bullet in the head of every facebook
nice try
tranny tranny tranny tranny tranny
April Fools Day is shit
>>137253273
wording this so hard baka rn desu senpai
>>137253273
>says the pie fucker
where is dora "still got love for the streets, still not loving police" crab?
>>137254048
finally dead >>137248614
>>137254173
RIP mexcran
>>137254173
who will be srg's resident cumrag now?
>>137255463
I nominate croni for that position
Annual reminder that submitting a fake world record is not a good April Fools Day joke.
>>137200820
>>137203174
please don't let this general turn into sc2g
any fags running Sonic Riders ?
>>137256075
her name is scv
The Tranny Tyranny
>>137256075
thanks for the late response!
>>137256731
>Krystal
Get the fuck out you tranny nutter
>>137256731
>krystal
the forkies are enraptured!
>>137256731
A bullet in the head
Of every tranny runner
>>137256984
>>137257031
>Fannie
>Tracey
>Trannie
streamin boys
>>137257470
what game?
>>137257352
Fuck off Bertha. You never have anything funny or constructive to say.
>>137257538
league of legends
>>137257538
>gonzales
fuck off headcrab
hiroshimoot this has to stop
Suffering!
Suffering and shitposting on /srg/!
I'm never going to PB, I'm suffering, and I'm shitposting on /srg/!
>>137258736
hc...
im ethan bradberry
>>137258019
APRIR FOORS
Make America great again
Is the Twitch April fools that none of my bois are streaming? Hah hah... Good one.
Someone please stream
>tfw the Month of Mushrooms & Master Swords is over
>>137253273
>he didn't do the nasty to toddler sonico
wew laddo
>>137259617
kill yourself rachel
>>137259617
Reina is my girl (friend)
>>137261162
hue
There are a lot of good speedgames. Speedrunning is so interesting when you make an effort to learn about all the different stuff in different games. I love this hobby!
>>137258970
#vapenation
>>137261162
Rude!
What's your favorite 2d speedgame, SRG?
>>137262253
Super Metroid for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System.
>>137262253
Shantae and the Pirate's Curse
>>137262253
i like megaman!
>>137262253
KIRBY
>>137262253
>2d
>speedgame
pick one
>>137262253
2/3 dimensions
2/3 skill
>>137263398
even if this was true, who gives a fuck lol
>>137263640
triggered
None of my bois are streaming!
-guy who doesn't stream for other people
>>137263668
im super impressed by your 1/3 extra skill.
>>137263769
enjoy your 4 directions natalie!!
>>137263837
i think you mean 8, miriam.
and that's just the number of directional inputs, you can move in way more than 8 directions obviously.
>>137264007
2d games are bad speedgames just admit it lol....
>>137264070
you're a faggot just admit it lol
>>137264270
yeah i agree, you're triggered. and you're a faggot.
>>137264412
Typical Helene post. Always mad on the internet!!!
>>137264463
stop crying little guy.
>>137264623
im actually a girl now.
who wants to ERP?
>>137264689
wally.....
*gets btfo of a speedgame and ignores all future developments and pretends the ~motivation~ isnt there when really you know you can no longer compete*
never knew there were so many ladies in this itt~
>>137265180
Of course you got btfo, you're a girl....
Hello, my name is Richard
>>137265952
Nice try, Omar, you piece of shit
>>137265952
nice try
my name is Travis
i'm a girl!
i finally made the transition
i will now be known by this name for the rest of my life
Q. Why are the splits usually blank?
A. Because I don't like red splits; it's a lot less stressful to run without the comparison. I have WSplit set to "Compare against old run", with the old run splits being blank. After I finish a run I can set it to "Compare against personal best", so I can see how I did after the run's over.
>>137266509
rare to see a ftm in trannygen but welcome :)
>>137266509
Good luck on your future endeavors, Jason! What a brave soul!!
>>137266509
delete this post please
>>137266920
Please be in London...
>>137266924
>Paulette
Did you even try with your trans name?
>>137267396
pretty rich coming from you christy
alahu akbar
>>137265180
how does anyone find this funny lol
>>137267596
>israel allison
lmao
>>137267725
like pottery
>>137267725
get the KEK out of here you KEKING KEK KEKER
>>137267596
hmu with them butt pocs
>>137269763
>pocs
>>137267596
>I am a pathetic faggot who got btfo then pretended to 'lose motivation'
>>137271727
i don't even speedrun i just think your joke is moronic
April Fools! Hahaha
>>137267596
Irrefutable evidence that Cronikeys is Jewish af
Nkr was right again
>>137271843
Stop crying and stop being a faggot that backs away from competition.
If you don't speedrun then why would you even be here?
>>137273219
>If you don't speedrun then why would you even be here?
to watch the autists roll around in the mud with their shitty jokes and embarrassing insults.
>>137273219
>thinks speedrunning is actually competitive
lmao
How do I get better as speedrunning?
>>137274865
Just give up, Kristina. Girls can't speedrun.
>>137274865
playing xcom
>>137275042
>even with april fools shit going on hc couldn't help it and slipped up just to shitpost their usual junk
hi.
>>137277387
who is this???
>>137277387
hi m_
>>137275034
>Girls can't speedrun.
>Cronikeys
>Withhelde
>Narcissa
>implying
>>137280403
>narcissa
>girl
LOMAAAAAA
>>137280735
the joke
your head
>>137280403
thanks for the late response!
>>137280403
Shut the fuck up, Vickie. Your shitty memes are lame.
fw you will never be balls deep in croni
>>137281392
bad feel when desu senpai
>>137281392
>anita
i knew it
BirdxBrain
MarxistxCuck
GrindxMonkey
BirdxLaughs
>>137282012
>>137282332
>>137282430
>>137283128
StopxBeingxEpic
*speedruns earthbound*
>>137284785
what category
>>137284785
based not witwix
>>137285082
>still mad
>>137285475
Witcuck detected
Sorry you donated to your hero and got burned
>>137286787
>implying
stay mad
Rollin'
>>137287283
just couldn't stop yourself could you crab
*vapes girlcock*
>>137287662
Dats a man, yo
>>137288604
DELETE THIS
>>137288604
>piercings
>potato nose
>greasy
>generic metal band poster
>deep upper lip dimple
>not speedrunning
0/10 spoiler that shit
>>137288604
who is this semen demon?
>>137288869
ugh god
>>137288347
>He's totally not mentally ill guys!
https://twitter.com/narcissawright/status/715953445870694400
>>137289774
Estrogen is a hell of a drug, how long until he gets aids and shoots himself like every other ugly mtf?
>>137289013
>de hippie spacing
>zfg gets 1300 viewers doing literally LITERALLY nothing
how can pie even compete?
>lackattack gets smrpg any% record
>few days later gets twitch partner
>>137294320
>think zfg is going to do an epic april fools joke
>hes just grinding oot
based
>>137294578
He already did his epic april fool's prank, the n64 crashed after he got the goron tunic.
>>137262253
I used to be a top-tier Yoshi's Island runner.
But now I spend my days lecturing chat about working out, eating healthy, and relationships (only since i got my first IRL gf).
Now I'm just a blowhard without a college degree, whereas before I only lacked a college degree.
>>137289774
when are they finally going to reveal that this was all a big joke build up for today
>>137296128
It's real, just accept cosmo is dead and move on.
>>137294753
that's interesting and everything, but you didn't answer the question.
>>137296574
meanwhile narcissa has never felt more alive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzewkvUDZ6M
Our boy UnusualCuck about to go live on Memeathon.
>>137298602
>our boy
you got his name right at least
>>137298602
>Our boy
>Memeathon
I wish reddit would leave
There is literally nothing more Reddit than the Memeathon and the non-speedrunners that are involved.
4chan takes less skill than Reddit because it has less editing options
>>137300105
preach it brother
ffz has gone too far this year
>>137300105
how is it "reddit"
Hexade save us from this faggy neo serg
>>137302120
asking that only shows how reddit you are
did clit stevens finally give up and off himself?
can someone tell me why cook likes shrek so much
>>137302120
If you are asking this then you are likely Reddit.
>>137302880
he was beaten up by a shrek cosplayer as a young teenager so he developed a fetish for ogres and self punishment
Any% is the only true speedcategory.
>>137302880
le shrek is love shrek is life
does dan salvato deserve to get all melons in this time?
>>137305232
nah our boi got it down and had an audience
>>137303469
thanks for crashing my browser
>Bouncey 'First 1:16 in SMS Any%' literally just claimed that Samuraiman is THE best SMS player of all time, he just lost motivation and got bored of the game
>He then claimed the reason he stopped is because of hand pain
You literally can't make this shit up, post the list of official speed excuses that beta cucks use when they get BTFO.
Can someone recommend me a speedgame that lets me stare at cute boys? :3
>>137306823
>loses wr
>i'm now a girl
Hi I have a quick stupid question. Is there any reason to get an actual super famicom for running super famicom games instead of just playing on my ntsc (us) snes?
Like for instance, is there some obscure timing difference or maybe will someone get butthurt if I submit times on snes and just remove the plastic tabs on my console like everyone else did to play jp games?
>>137308612
No. You can even use a flash cart if you want.
>>137308929
I assumed that would be banned, but ok. I guess if you dont need save warps, its really the same thing
i'm interested in doing a TAS run for fun, has anyone here ever done one? if so, what is the most efficient way to go about it?
>>137310179
go to tasvideos and download bizhawk, find an easy game to get used to the process (like smb1/3, unless you have a game in mind). There are some really good tutorials for how to get started on youtube.
be aware that optimizing a tas is slow, tedious work
TAS? more like ASS lol
what did she mean by this?
>>137312403
my hands hurt
>>137312403
>she
>>137312403
>she
"never"
>>137312403
"my name is narci and im a little cultral marx-y, i take it in the bum and no i wont speedrun"
>>137312880
BASED COSMO'S DAD LAYING THE SMACKDOWN ON HIS SON'S ASS
>>137312958
>>137312880
lol...
>>137312880
nice
Why are trannies so gross?
>>137313886
because if they weren't gross then they wouldn't need to become trannies for attention
>>137313886
come on whats so gross about this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzewkvUDZ6M
my favorite part of april fools day is when TASvideos gets flooded with tons of unoptimized meme-runs that all end up getting rejected or only approved for the vault
>>137315451
What drug(s) did it do to dance like this?
>>137315686
vaping weed out by the dumpster
>>137316075
vag dumpster?
>>137316151
no thats where he plans to put his penis
how do i report streamers for tax evading?
>>137316574
the IRS already knows, they are just waiting a few years to really swing the sledgehammer down
>>137316574
u cant tax a tip jar
*chokes down 60 klonopin*
haha april fools!
Sorry, can't let this doggy die for another 27 posts...
>>137318232
gimme
new pb/wer
>>137289774
>He
>>137321803
gj my man
>>137321803
you did it kent
>>137321803
Is this the cliqueshitter meme game of the week?
>>137322980
Krystal, for the second time: FUCK OFF, TRANNY FREAK!!
>>137322980
tranny upset people are speedrunning
>>137321803
what a rush
>>137322980
pretty much
>>137322095
>has
>>137323093
You wouldn't even be speedrunning if your clique fag master didn't run it. Go back to being a worthless stream monster.
Nailed the sub-17 afterwards, finally. I can put this shit meme down until slayer or someone else beats it
Cliquefags OUT.
>>137323521
when is TheForkies coming back and when can I expect to see it in my chat?
>>137323536
>dropping a game after a few runs
P-please notice me, clique master!
Pathetic.
>>137323847
o_o
>>137323847
theres nothing worse than stream monsters jumping on flavor of the week meme games for attention
the cycle begins again
>>137324059
word
>>137323847
we don't all have to grind 100000s of runs, squid.
>>137323847
*bird laughs*
>>137324321
You don't even care about speedrunning, faggot. You just want the attention from your clique shit friends. You're no different than every shitter speedrunning Hotline Miami or faggots running 16 star to get noticed. Get the fuck out.
>>137324553
you have to be the most pathetic faggot to ever join this thread Robin...
>>137324553
https://twitter.com/wnkrwnkr/status/716108531641016320
>>137324553
>Robin
how fitting
>>137324676
I speedrun games for optimization and enjoyment of the hobby, not for 2 seconds of acknowledgement from the current circlejerk shitters who plague this community. None of you even knew what Harvester was a week ago. Kill yourselves.
>>137325347
sounds like you speedrun games so you can have a sense of pointlessly elitist sense of unearned self-importance Lela...
>>137325347
>None of you even knew what Harvester was a week ago.
so true but I don't know what you were expecting desu
/srg/ has always been a bunch of brainless attention craving cuckboys who do this shit
>>137325519
Sounds like you speedrun for approval from the rest of the clique hivemind. What's worse?
>>137325695
I don't speedrun at all because I'm not an autist LMAO
>>137325347
>one week ago
>the last runs of the game were done almost 3 weeks ago
Get your story straight, birdbrain.
>>137325879
Not even Squid, strawman harder.
Also, time for a new thread.
>>137325879
Regardless, it was after Slayer did it. Your life is fucking sad.
memeathon is trying way too hard desu
>>137326079
wrong again, stop.
>>137325950
why make a new thread for people to try and discourage others from speedrunning?
>>137326529
That's one game you fucking cuck. Check the others.
>>137326636
Imagine being this insecure
>>137326636
why did you remove all your times? where is your sm64 time?
Hi, it's your pal Cosmo Wright here. I was just passing by and decided to stop to see what's up.
harvester is a great game, more people should play it.
>>137326842
But isn't it just a point and click? There's no such thing as a point & click speedrun that isn't just a dumb meme.
>>137327145
i can't comment on the speedrun cause i haven't seen one. just saying it's a great game.
>>137327145
Cliqueshitters don't care about speed.
FUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>137327145
there are lots of skipping flags/triggers, skipping combat, quick kills. the first half is optimizing shitty point and click but the lodge was pretty hard until it got routed out.
make a new thread so i can go to sleep please.
>>137329453
Aint want 2 doe
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