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>Trading
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BP check: backpack.tf
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>Competitive
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FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/
>IRC
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>Discord
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List of people looking to queue up together for matchmaking:
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anime belongs to tf2g
i will countersniper each and every1 of u turbovirgins
3rd for comp is fun!
HELP ME LADDEH IM COVARED IN FOCKIN CATES
what did you have for breakfast?I would stick my dick in these pancakes
Also, what is the most powerful gun ever in tf2 history EVER even
Crawling in my skin
These wounds they will not heal
Fear is how I fall
Confusing what is real
There's something inside me that pulls beneath the surface
Consuming, confusing
This lack of self-control I fear is never ending
Controlling. I can't seem...
To find myself again
My walls are closing in
(without a sense of confidence and I'm convinced that there's just too much pressure to take)
I've felt this way before
So insecure
Crawling in my skin
These wounds they will not heal
Fear is how I fall
Confusing what is real
Discomfort endlessly has pulled itself upon me
Distracting, reacting
Against my will I stand beside my own reflection
It's haunting how I can't seem...
To find myself again
My walls are closing in
(without a sense of confidence and I'm convinced that there's just too much pressure to take)
I've felt this way before
So insecure
Crawling in my skin
These wounds they will not heal
Fear is how I fall
Confusing what is real
Crawling in my skin
These wounds they will not heal
Fear is how I fall
Confusing what is real
There's something inside me that pulls beneath the surface consuming,
Confusing what is real.
This lack of self-control I fear is never ending controlling,
Confusing what is real.
>>136115498
>Also, what is the most powerful gun ever in tf2 history EVER even
huntsman
delete this thread
@136115976
look at this HERETIC
>google "huntsman"
>expect to see images of the tf2 bow
>my fucking face when
r8pls be nice ;___;
![589ff35071[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7B9VM2Q.jpg "589ff35071[1].jpg")
r8/h8 engi
>>136116362
london
>>136116362
L O N D O N
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>>136116362
>spiral knights
people actually play that still?
>>136116362
Mehwhy is there a space background?LONDON
>>136116486
Bad, meh, bad
>>136116362
B O T S W A N A
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does pyro get that jingle bells cosmetic?
>>136116873
also, suggestion for third cosmetic?
>>136116873
yeah, it's called jingle belt I think
>>136117142
breakneck baggies maybe??
>>136116667
No, but I don't care enough about my profile to change it off of the achievements thing
My ELO go up when the blunt hit my mouth
Post large guys
>>136117429
thanks
>>136117557
ayyyyyyy
>>136116667
What is the Spiral Sallet?
>>136117557
>item server is down
Ah, well.Nice heavy, btw.
>>136118269
rip item server.
Do you think it's matainance, or a crash?
>>136118442
Possibly crash.
![727a8545bf[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JrK2yBI.jpg "727a8545bf[1].jpg")
r8/h8 flamer
bonus veteran med
What map should I play on?
well shit
http://strawpoll.me/7157630
>>136119373
a bunch of shit/10
also
>medic
tryhard/10No, seriously. The bison hat is unnecessary.
>>136119373
gross, meh, ok but kinda generic
>>136119451
Dotsy is the biggest cuck of tf2g.
Steam is leaking again, don't go ingame and don't go to store page.
>>136117557
Some kind of tired Italian stereotype
Wait, does the Jag actually make your buildings take more damage? I'm confused.
>>136119783
Switch coupe to a (classic) hat and you'll be 10/10
>>136119902
no you just heal them slower
>>136119902
No, it just takes more effort to repair them.
You can build quicker but repairs take longer.
Best to build with jag then switch to stock.
>>136119982
So the damage penalty against buildings it now has is just the damage it does against sappers and other engi shit?
People still play TF2?
what do you guys even do? just play dressup for the past decade?
>>136115498
breakfast is for noobs. Fact
most powerful weapon is stickybomb launcher and valve will never acknowledge this or do anything about it
>>136120240
Play the game? That's kind of a stupid question. Why would I be playing dressup?
Steam not connecting for anyone else?
<Dotsy> egyptians from thousands of years ago are more civilized than black people in the 21st century
>>136120434
yeah. thought it was my internet or something, but restarting it does nothing. i just want to look at my funny heavy
>satisfied with all the hats and shit I've got
>end up spending my money on decals and cons. objectors
I can't help myself... I love being able to customize stuff. Also,fuck unusuals.
>>136120501
WE WUZ
>>136120434
>>136120521
its tuesday maintenance
>>136119968
I'd switch it to another kind of hair, but for the moment, I'll stay with the tf2g craft
>>136120586
Always forget about that, but still, it's not even letting me log in. Never had that issue.
>>136120240
Det. Jump and backburner snipers to death
>>136120530
most hats available in unusual rarity are either really ugly or really expensive and ugly. also unusual trading sucks big dick boner (moreso than normal trading)
big update coming boys
>thought I had mouse acceleration off
>actually didn't
>turn it off after 2000 hours
>am playing way better
>>136120501
he's right you know
It's back up lads
>>136120240
matchmaking β
How do I make a non-generic loadout with the Team Captain or the All-Father?
>>136122169
>>136121096
>turn on mouse accel
>improve
lol
>>136122424
nigga I don't have all that fancy shiet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LdHy095Bvk
>>136122424
just meme my consistency up fampai
>>136122647
Women are so fucking stupid.
>>136122647
they look like they're having more fun than me
>>136122647
>sniper is so easy even people who never played videogames can succeed at it
someone post that pic of enchanted
Thoughts on Uncle Dane?
I never see him talked about here.
>>136124353
unskilled reddit hl elitist
looking for some tf2g crafted hat of cards if anyone has any.
>>136124353
lame sense of humor but alright content
less annoying than musckelk but not as good as stork and jerbil
>>136124353
Uncle Dane is a very good sentry man.
Post your dream/impossible loadout (due to ingame restrictions)and maybe money
Here's my engy.
>>136125157
>infinite equip region
Or
>more cosmetic slots
Pick one.
>>136125495
Three (impossible) cosmetic items.
>>136122647
Exactly how stupid can one be?
>>136124353
tf2 youtubers are gay for the lose
r8 or h8
>>136126967
I don't know but that video is great insight in to the eyes of the average F2P
>>136122647
That old blonde lady is why I play spy
>>136127097
>halloween only demo
what's the point?
>>136127097
>all those stranges
>no strange bottle
???????????
>>136124353
should not be gold
>>136125157
...and my soldier.
>>136127551
Servers where you can use halloween cosmetics all year long, otherwise it's the Bearded Bombardier.
>>136127559
Just never got around to getting one.
>>136125157
But with the other style for the Gazer, and KaW hat.
I'd post a Soldier one but can't find the service medal on it.
>>136127097
Okay scout
Rest are absolute shit tier
>>136117429
would you say they look better painted or unpainted?
>>136127814
That looks great actually
>>136125157
>>136128532
here we go
good night tf2g
An unique slot for medals and pocket buddies when?
>>136129152
impossible, the game can't support that many entities, unless they decided to make those things equippable over the action slot since that already has space for canteens and spellbooks
Hey, y'all. Hope you've all had a blessed and Based Tuesday :)
>>136129405
>>>/loadout.tf/
>>136129658
recording 1 orbit
I thought it meant the unusual effect
I have a 760 TI an 8 gigs of ram and still can't get a consistent 100 FPS on TF2.
What the fuck am I doing wrong?
>>136129919
not installing a frames config
>>136128646
>it's a "loadout that looks better on one team than another" episode
>>136129919
you have a shite cpu
>>136129985
I'm running a barely tweaked version of Maxframes, running Maxframes doesn't change my FPS.
>>136125157
>>136130170
try rhapsody's config
>>136125157eyyy bb wan sum fk?
why is this allowed?
>No good VSS Vintorez custom skin for the Hitman's Heatmaker
Just fuck my shit up senpai
>>136130131
is that balaclavas are forever? that fucking paint is always shit on blu
I think it looks ok regardless, and between that and unpainted painted is definitely better
>>136130986I was >implying that I thought it looked better on blu.
can valve just remove this fucking laggy as shit halloween/full moon bullshit that literally breaks their own servers in matchmaking at the moment
>>136125157
>tfw can't come up with anything decent for pyro
>>136131167
oh, I think it looks better on red desumy fashion sense is shit so whatever
>>136125157
third times the charm.
I present MeeM, DotA 2 reject extraordinaire
Planeswalker Helm
Deus Specs
Archimedes
Practioner's Processing Mask (Radigan Conagher Brown)
Trepanabotomizer
Medicine Manpurse
Vampric Vesture
and Wings of Purity
>>136131873
This is what I came up with for the Exorcizor
>>136130169
is it shite?
>>136132943
>AMD
you tell me
>>136132943
>AMD
>Multi-core
TF2 literally only uses the first one because it's retarded. Also >AMD
>>136132778
The candle makes it feel a bit overdone desu.
That aside, 8/10
>>136133059
>>136133015
Why is AMD shite? Can you recommend me a new one? I'm self-built but don't know shit about CPUs.
>>136133626
i5-4400 3.1 GHz
>>136133059
there isn't a single modern game using any cpu to full or even half potential. it's all fucking shit, everything, shitty or non existent optimizing
>>136122647
I'm not even playing and that fucking nigger spy is pissing me off when I play spy and I get the same gibus 3 times I honestly just let him go this fucking faggot was spawn camping waiting for the heavy every time why are spy mains so bad
>>136122647
>people that look like in their twenties have literally never touched a computer or game before
seriously how?
>>136130796
WA2000 > Vintorez
anyone have beta pass invites they want to share?
>>136135332
notice how they are all attractive and probably have a lot more friends than us they didn't get their soul sucked out of them by playing videogames every day since they were 6
>>136135509
yeah i forgot knowing even the basics of a computer makes you suddenly appear unattractive
also they probably work in generic american store chain
http://tf2r.com/k7izg4y.html
Crafted with love
>>136135778
i'll leech it with love
>>136122647
>couldn't find a key on the keyboard
Where do they find these people? Who are these "adults"? What the fuck. They don't even know a keyboard, holy shit
>>136132548
That's a lot of cosmetics
And it dosen't look that bad eitherlose the botomizer
I hope valve gives P2P the ability to wear 5 cosmetics at once
DEAD
GAME
>Valve: Let's give tickets that multiply and there's basically an infinite amount, it will spread super quick
>Worldwide 40 searching on fourth day
just lmao. completely dead, once it's actually released it will live for 1-2 months max
>>136136919
>>>/codg/
>>136136919
the numbers on the queue screen are for mvm; Jill said they haven't gotten around to fixing it yet
>>136137251
>jill
who dat
>>136136919
I'd play, but going in with randoms isn't fun.
Try my best as soldier, get left behind by medic.
Try to go demo, can't get support to help defend or advance.
Try scout, well, I suck at scout.
Try med, get abandoned and taken out and then hear them bitch for healing when no one protects me.
>>136137251
then why does it taken 5-10 minutes for me to get into a game? facing the same people almost every time?
maybe they're wrong but i'm guessing it's still just 100 or slightly more
>>136137474
also full moon is breaking the servers atm or something, laggy as shit with clusterfuck effects and doors don't open properly
this loadout is very cute
>>136137382
ponyfucker who is in charge of all matchmaking stuff
>mfw making 5 keys outta my extra passesbonus spy as the moralfags who say it's wrong and selfish to sell them
i really enjoy the current state of TF2 mm but it still has some MAJOR and i mean HUGE flaws
1.- Graphical settings and dx8 disabled. This wouldnt matter much if the game didnt run like garbage. Certain items, specially unusuals will slow down TF2 so much
2.- Locking very trivial stuff like net_graph and the viewmodel_fov, wich by the way are not locked at all in CSGO where you can in fact customize the viewmodel much more to the point of making ity invisible by setting the axis of the weapon to be offscreen
3.- All weapons allowed. unlike csgo, you dont have all the weaopns from the letgo, so this is a very unfair situation for new players even if the weapons do get balanced over time.
i mean its fun and all but they dont seem to be thinking about their design choices and their impact on the final product
>>136138310
you forgot to mention monitor gamma cap so you're a fucking faggot, that and viewmodel fov limit is the worst
i'm fine with ragdolls and gibs if they would actually optimize this shitty game, but why the fuck limit viewmodel fov to 75? just because b4nnys config has it set to 75? but fucking HELL BRIGHTNESS LIMIT???
Why does csgo run so smoothly compared to tf2?
The one time I downloaded and played it I was blown away by the lack of lag and stuttering and how smoothly everything runs.
I was thinking it was just a coincidence so I started tf2 again, but the lag/stuttering was still there.
Seriously what the fuck. How do you even explain this.
>>136138724
Tf2's code is really old and they just added more and more shit to the game.
>>136138724
their amazing texture streaming ingame solution made everything worse. lmao streaming 10k models and hats and textures
fucking retarded that they disabled cl_forcepreload too that fixed stuttering
>>136138619
oh yeah i know a guy who was really pissed about it
i personally never touched it but its a very silly thing to disable i have no idea why they are locking that of all things.
>>136138724
in csgo theres a much lower number of both character and weapon models
also a much lower number of different effects and weapon types
theres also no cosmetic items as far as i now, besides weapon skins, and you cant apply wierd shader effects to hats and weapons.
ive also read some time ago that the way audio works in tf2 is really bad and creates CPU bottleneck but not sure
Who is the jewiest class in tf2?
what is assviper's name nowadays???!?!?!!
>>136140557
because h*ck off
>>136140508
civilian
>>136140508
>>136140549
>>136140557
>>136140796
result of skipping pills?
>mfw the buy order goes through and I get the thing I want for a dollar cheaper than people are selling it for
>>136140549
>>136140549
>>136140549
???!?!?!?!?!?!?!
hi hello yes
>>136138308
Nah man. Even though I didn't get one I believe you did the right thing.
>>136138308
>Using your gift passes
>Not waiting for them to turn vintage
>>136141486
>thinking they'll turn vintage
>>136142562
>>136141486
>meme arrows
would you guys (tf2g) like to hear a free verse poem about my ex tf2gfu
>>136141486
for what purpose, theyre not tradable anyways
werent the actual passes the thing getting Vintage´d anyways?
>>136143001
Not really, but I think the IRC does.
post all classes
>>136143525
not autistic enough to make a compilation
>>136143525
fuck i left all that blank space
i guess im the retarded one
>>136143525
>I dont play Spy
>Only uses his cats for him
>>136143968
i love the cats since i unboxed em on halloween. shame i cant find a good loadout that works for them
>>136144098
just make cute loadouts for cats sm h
>F2P spy walks up to my sentry and just stands there
>Like he's confused about how to use the sapper or something
>Wrench 'em
>Taunt
>Instantly backstabbed by another spy with an unusual
>>136144098
I would take the hat off the engie and just slap more buddies on him.
>>136144245
what an e*ic storykill yourself
>>136144245
>tfw you still can't disguise as a spy on your own team that isn't yourself
the ultimate ruse
any info on this guy
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198127568737
>>136144217
>image
>>136144309
>cant wear the cats with the beepboy
fuckin shame
>>136144693
why? does he have a hat you want
>>136144693
I dunno. He seems tired.
>>136144856
no he just commented on my profile all of a sudden
Best match for a Pyromancer's Mask? I might wanna look into a White Energy combo for Pyro
>>136143525
I don't know what I want for Engie. I don't want a cowboy, I don't want a scientist, and I don't want a fatty. I have the metal, I just don't know what to get. I'd rather make a dumb Scout loadout I've had on my mind.
well stay safe /tf2g
>>136143525
pyro
>>136145198
every one of your loadouts is generic and simple so I don't see why you aren't ok with just having a cowboy/scientist/fat engie
>>136145509
>>136144805
why?
thoughts on cl_first_person_uses_world_model 1?
>>136145954
why?
>>136146029
its alright in till i started using no viewmodels
>>136144847
cute but north polar fleece and duck billed hat would be the cutest
>>136145101
why put that much money into a guilty pleasure class?
>>136115349
The commercial illustrative styles which inspired the look of Team Fortress 2 are most closely related to the technical illustration techniques codified in Gooch (1998).
In Gooch shading, the traditional Phong model (1975) is modified using a coolto-warm
hue shift to indicate surface orientation relative to a given light source. As a result, extreme lights and darks are reserved for edge lines and highlights, resulting in a clearer perception of 3D
object structure under difficult lighting situations than traditional computer graphics lighting models. In the world of Team Fortress 2, characters and other objects can be viewed under a wide variety of lighting conditions and thus we employ a similar system so that characters are clearly identifiable and aesthetically pleasing even in difficult lighting situations.
>>136146597
Because it's not my guilty pleasure. It's because I really really like this class
>>136145509
I like simple stuff tho. I just don't like cowboys.
reminder to filter viva for a better posting experience
>>136146029
pointless if you're not using vr
i didn't know uncle dane was literally gay. that's so 2016 of him
does anyone have The Leftover Trap that they will sell for a cheaper price than the backpack jews
>>136147090
Which part is the being gay part?
Cause it's sure as shit not the listening to I Want It That Way part. That's the fucking jam right there
>>136147090
is he actrually gay or are you just memeing
>>136147418
Its a meme
>>136147090
fuck you i remember when i was like 6 i was singing that song in the bathroom when i was washing my hands before dinner and when i came to the table and my family laughed at me
>>136147210
>complaining about jews in a synagogue
>playing mm with americans
fuckin' hell
>>136148585
OY BLOODEY ELL LIMEY I JUST HIT A MIDDIE INIT
>people who stopped using the Ax after the nerf STILL complaining about this rework
If you are not using it anyway, why are you complaining? At least it crits again now.
What I would do is change it stats so it puts away 75% slower and give it a 75% lower attack speed so it punishes you for pulling it out and missing
can I have a key
Remember when item set bonuses would give you benefits like health regen or other bullshit?
>>136149221
I miss my 5% crit resist.
>>136149221
Yeah. That was the best. The Gas Jockey was the most fun I've had with Pyro.
>>136148898
The axtinguisher was perfect when it minicrited on the front, there was really no need to fucking change it again
>>136148898
the deploy speed nerf kills it
>>136148764
bloody 'ell mate
i like how talkative american players are, but this also means that the toxic players just dont shut up
>can't buy a single key
>have to spend at least 5 bucks
wow valve
>>136150152
There's always Paypal trading
https://scrap.tf/raffles/94HNM0
https://scrap.tf/raffles/8KWHYY
It's been in since 2013 and I never knew this set bonus was a thing. They should really do it more often.
does anyone else find the crit-a-cola hard to use because of the 25% bonus speed? is there any script that makes you move only 80% forward like if you were using a gamepad stick ?
>>136150482
that shit was OP
>>136149221
I think some set bonuses still exist, such as the urban professional set on sniper making all of lines whispers. At least I heard that, I don't know if it's true.
>>136150707
I don't think the game lets you move at differing speeds even if you're using a gamepad.
>>136150423
why do you post that shit here?
>>136150712
Yeah, it actually made the DR useful. I was referring to the taunt effect when wearing the whole set tho. And yes, there are still set bonuses, they're just all cosmetic. The Urban Professional one doesn't seem to be true though.
>>136150865
ive used a gamepad for a few weeks and it does let you walk slowly if you dont push the stick all the way
check it out !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mi_aNwHBYg4
>>136150876
they are unusuals
>>136151219
so?
no one here will win
>>136151150
well I dunno if there's a script for that, I've never heard of one anyway
>>136150865
If you haven't rebound left ALT, it defaults to +joystick or something, where if you hold it down and flick your aim, your character moves in the direction you flick your mouse
But you need a really high sensitivity to get even close to normal moving speed, most of the time you crawl along at the speed of a brass beast heavy
>>136151002
wait what? do all of them have a taunt effect?
>>136151296
sure but having a 1/5000 chance is better than having a 0/5000 chance
>>136143525
fuck that shit, take a spy
>>136151564
no, is still the same shit since no one here will win.
>>136148764
I just laughed way too hard at this
>>136151638
okay but that is literally incorrect, 1/5000 does not equal 0/5000
>>136147090
>ster
>jerma
Jerma is Mad pt.4: the Revival when
>>136151486
No, just the Saharan Spy. The original ones (Special Delivery, Tank Buster, Croc-O-Style, Gas Jockey) all leave a little gravestone after killing an enemy.
Quite a few Halloween sets have effects. Wearing all the fly cosmetics for the Engie makes his voice high-pitched. The robot set gives Soldier a new taunt while he's wearing it, and gives him new voice lines.
>>136150152
>what is the SCM
>>136151930
Fucking loved the Croc-o-Style
Still have my S. Sleeper (now a S. KS) from that set.
>>136151813
He's saying that because a lot of /tf2g/ is banned from scrap.tf because Geel is a kike.
>>136151631
Speaking of the saharan set
>>136152150
i understand, ijoined the trap raffles, but 1/5000 still does not equal 0/5000
you lose 100% of raffles you don't enter
>>136152351
Ah.
Still, it's 0/5000 for many of us no matter what.
>>136152150
WAIT can anyone explain this to me? I saw someone that was banned for "being a /vg/ user" and when I asked about it in the site chat a mod went "just leave it"
>>136152648
geel and his furry mods hate us for trolling and general anti-zionist behaviors
>>136152648
Apparently some people here posted links to puzzle raffle solutions, and thus Geel (kike) took it out on the whole general. He set up trap raffles, posted the links here, and banned everyone who joined.
it's a public raffle retard you're not going to get banned
wow the crocodile set for snipers used to give immunity to headshots? who thought that was a good idea
someone sell me a S. KS Carbando Botkiller Rocket Lawnchair on the SCM. I have the only buy order for 2.78
>>136152848
thank fuck I missed that. Geel is a dick, but damn it, scrap is the easiest way to get killstreakers and scrap weapons
>>136152942
It doesn't stop him from being a kike, or his site from being a ripoff. Some people here don't like supporting him in any way.
>>136152950
Robin Walker.
Mind you, the Sleeper can't headshot, so the headshot immunity made it viable. Since they removed it, the Sleeper went back to the trash
does anyone have the screencap when anon stole over 500$ of Ref from geel using his own system?
that was a good day
>>136152950
It was weaker than it is now. It used to make headshots do 149 damage max. Now all bullet damage gets weakened so you can't just charge up a bodyshot.
>>136152848
damn, that'sactually pretty smart of him
though I guess he is a cunt for fucking up everyone and not just the people who posted the solutions
>>136152648
gell let a furry use him as a footrest and pics of this began circulating on 4chan
we gave him shit about it and he handled it like a mature adult by sperging out in a bunch of raffle chats and banning a bunch of people, about half of whom didnt even come to tf2g
https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/33r48h/geel_is_a_sellout_referring_to_sweetstakestf_post/
https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/3eer7w/outpost_and_its_cancerous_moderators/cteon2r
https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/3exjyq/geel9_owner_of_scraptf_mass_banning_people/
https://www.reddit.com/r/punchablefaces/comments/3exuqz/joshua_coffeys_smug_little_face/
