Best catman of all time edition
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>Previously on /xivg/:
>>136049373
Now taking applications for my EB with only a few requirements
1. Be a female cat. Suncats and mooncats are both fine. Will make exceptions if you are a cool person. IRL gender is irrelevant.
2. Not be shit at the game.
3. Be on Balmung.
4. Not be insufferable to talk to because that's my job.
5. Actually play the game. Don't just do your expert or be a raidlogger, actually play the game with me.
Thanks I hope I get lots of apps and find a fun person to teleport to soon.
Come to Mateus!
>R: 828 / I: 206
I'm going to marry Honoroit as a GROWN MAN!
my beautiful glowing birdie
>>136087440
Never talk to me or my birdie ever again.
>>136087372
Do you like a-
Oh... nevermind...
>>136087372
>2. Not be shit at the game.
I guess that's what significant others are for, complementing each-others' strengths and weaknesses.
The cycle continues.
Catbois
xth for Vjera
>>136087417
No.
xth for new week
Best of luck out there /xivg/
>>136087417
no
>>136087674
catboi mum
xth for cats
>>136087724
Thanks, good luck to you too.
I'M GOING TO MURDER EDGESTINIEN
FEM
EMF
MFE
ROE
OER
ERO
As of now, the entrants for the battle royale are;
Read Faelynn
Saeha Mugen
Kiki Nazurin
Awena Marette
P'roci Tia
Spuki Bugi
who is the best c@
Are there any practical benefits to EB aside from the 2 person mount?
>>136087954
>top tier wife race
I'll have me Battlewife one day.
>>136087940
>>136088130
jere pls
RACE WAR RACE WAR
RACE WAR
RACE WAR
>>136088146
you can teleport directly to them which can be useful
>>136088130
Like always, my creations are best everything.
Thanks hair clipping
>>136088274
eww
>>136087954
>Sneeringroe.png
>>136088382
>>136087954
Femroe!
>>136088202
To be fair, Nidhogg started it.
>>136087954
{/wave}
>>136088185
>reminded he never washed his armor after the Aery
Oh god, think of the STENCH.
>Jenova so desperate people are paying people to each player a mil to join a sephex party
Lonely au ra looking for-
Oh... just forget it...
>30 seconds left in the feast
>we're winning
>tank runs into the enemy base and obviously dies because they're a mile away from the healer
>we lose
>>136088185
THE EDGE CONSUMES ME
>>136088004
Put me in, coach
>>136088146
Free teleport
Comes in handy if your EB is somewhere where you wanna go
Especially forhunts
>>136088274
>That stubble
Ehhh
where are the cute lala boys
>>136088004
Need a bit of racial diversity in there.
>>136088876
There are none.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rchbIvJaRj
>>136088876
Being lala girls
>>136088004
Rio Zaruba
He shall cleanse this rotten thread of the ebins
>>136088991
lel'd
"I still love you"
Guess who?
>>136087674
cats
>>136088984Then what are YOU doing here?~
>>136088712
>Ehhh
Not everyones a FAGGOT that cant grow no facial hair, bumboy
>>136088004
Fatshua
See how many people she eats
>>136087515
Everyone can talk with me and my birdie
>>136089263
f'telor koata Brahms sandcat all look way better than you
>>136088491
You could not be further from the truth. He just never found a way to let it go because he's a petty asshole.
>>136088004
Me and Liora
>>136088004
Add these names:
Aika Tsundere
Damelia Lhea
B'nhaka Vhis
>>136089484
Brahms is a babe
>>136089263
That looks like you just started to get your first facial hair, though.
>>136089629
it's tsunderie
>>136088004
Add me, Kirito Tia.
>>136088004
I wanna sign up.
Victoria Khaine
>>136087218
>this cat does cocaine
>>136088004
what about egghyur?
or creepyscale
>>136089119
NM...
How come none of the NPCs in FFXIV are memorable? I only even remember Minfilia's name because she gets kidnapped so many god damn times.
>>136089774
vic post lewd
>>136088004
I nominate Bis Koi and Kuus Hime
>>136089629
Oops I meant
Aika Tsunderie
>>136089839
Whatever you say, grandpa.
>>136087954
Wow that's a nice femroe.
>>136089337
I'm levitating!
>>136089825
who is this egghyur people talk about?
>>136088004
moni
naka
biskoi
anzu
natsu
akryn
>>136089839
full list plz
Just a reminder
Sugi will never bend over and press hit butt against your face and launch a wet hot fart onto your eagerly waiting tongue. You will never feel the heat of his naughty gas splashing into your open mouth as the stench fills your nostrils
>>136090075
>back in 1.0
>>136090075
that filename makes no sense
they're not saying that using their controller makes them better, they're just saying that they're a viable option
>>136090075
>Nael deus Darnus (Extreme) never
There are people in this thread right now who want Samurai to be a tank.
>>136090075
Controllers were actually more optimal for 1.0 due to how clunky the game already was, so I don't really see their point.
>>136090340
Samurai WILL be tank. Just like dark knight WASN'T be a DPS.
Get fucked.
>>136089263
I just think it looks bad since it's literally spotty stubble
Either grow a full one or shave the stubble
>>136090340
its going to be a tank, ninja is a DPS
>>136090340
It won't.
It'll be another DPS like DRG
>>136088004
Briah Xiglina she needs to die
>>136088274
Who's this stray kitten
>>136090457
SAM will be dps cause no one wants parry as a tank mechanic and SAM don't where heavy plate
DRK is neither Tank NOR Dps.
PLAYERS made DRK into a dps in XI
just like
PLAYERS made NIN into a Tank in XI
>>136090036
>bunch of generic neo-ebins
no
>ftelor will never cut off your limbs and rape you with a spiked strapon
why live
>>136088004
A'exis Faelynn
>>136088004
Gott Faust
I hope BLU will be a tank.
>>136090820
>>136088004
I never put their names together
Which ones the bottom?
>>136090723
Who said it has to be parry. They'll just get block like paladin "with their blade's sheath".
>>136090778
Meet me at fan fest
>>136090723
players didn't make DRK a dps, did you even play XI? look at their fucking skills and tell me they had any intention of having that job be a tank
>>136091336
DRKs were definitely meant to be a support class in FFXI.
>>136091439
what
are you braindead
am I being trolled right now
so didn't they moved the Eu database to actual europe already?
why does it still feels like everything got a slight delay to it?
>>136091038
wakazashi as offhand
stance to switch it from blocking or adding damage
some skills that have an effect then switch stance
have a cooldown that just two-hands their katana for huge damage boost at a cost to defense with a couple skills for huge damage usable only while the cooldown is going
If you could turn a c@girl into a c@boi for a day, who would you choose?
>>136091609
The damage is calculated when the aoe indictor goes away. Stupid system instead of having the animation and indicator fade sync up, but whatever
>>136090024
old school reel grill who recently has been the cause of neet shedding half of its membership
>>136091540
>Arcane Circle is a level 5 ability available to Dark Knights in Final Fantasy XI. The ability will grant all nearby allies protection against arcane type creatures for a period of 30 seconds.
>Last Resort is an ability for Dark Knights. It becomes available at level 15 and is usable once every 5 minutes. Last Resort is similar in its effect to Berserk, the Warrior ability. Also, unlike Berserk, it creates a considerable amount of Enmity.
>Weapon Bash is an ability gained by Dark Knights in Final Fantasy XI once the player reaches level 15. This ability does create a large amount of enmity, similar to the Fighter skill Provoke.
Totally a DPS, right?
>>136091609
yes
because the servers are terrible
the one time you got hit was because you still were inside the aoe after the cast finishes, the game registers that and hits you even if you move out before the animation goes out
>>136091853
I thought that person's name was meria
>>136091609
You literally stood in the AoE when the castbar had ended, you fucking retard. Of course you got hit by it.
>>136091793
spiderc@
>>136091856
last resort raises your attack and lowers your defense, not a tank skill
weapon bash is a stun
arcane circle is pretty useless and no one used it
the fucking main skill DRK used was souleater, which drains your HP to do more damage
that's not a fucking tank skill
>>136092003
>>136091823
The things this game does to a person.
>>136091853
>post yfw she left NEET
>>136092098
lol no way
good afternoon xivg how are you all doing today?
>>136092086
DRKs were meant to be tanks that traded their defense and HP for extra damage and absorbs.
The absorbs were meant to make up for the loss in HP and defense, but the class wasn't thought out fully much like NIN.
It was meant to be a fucking tank. Defense and HP weren't the only stats that DRK sacrificed.
You also don't get high enmity generating skills if they don't expect you to tank.
>>136090024
Easiest way to detect thirst is by watching her.
there's no way to get matched with competent people in solo queue pvp is there
i'm just so done with people line of sighting themselves and wondering why they're dead
>>136092098
Hi
>>136092319
Dark Knight a.k.a. "Glass Cannons" is the polar opposite of Paladin. It has enormous single hit damage and specializes in low level Black Magic instead of White Magic. Dark Knight abilities generate a lot of hate when used. To use Dark Knight optimally requires a lot of skill, and the player will have to be very careful of the hate threshold. The difference between Paladin's Job Abilities and Dark Knight is that Dark Knight's abilities reduce survivability. Dark Knights have a small MP pool, so your use of spells is quite strategic. On the other hand, only the dark-based spells of a Dark Knight are useful most of the time. A well-played Dark Knight can be a very powerful addition to any party or alliance. A poorly-played Dark Knight can just die a whole lot or just be a crippled damage dealer.
Yup it's definitely meant to be a tank.
>>136092332
You can have a 4v4 premade, but there's no seasonal rewards for it so have fun with that.
>>136091793
Why would I downgrade someone I like
Or is this pair to post P'roci
>>136092449
Yeah. Just like WAR wasn't a tank because they had Berserk.
You're an idiot.
DRK being a DPS was an accident, much the same as NIN being a tank was.
Give me 5 reasons why I shouldn't just stop visiting these /xivg/ generals for good.
>>136090140
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1llvDiYG6UE
Please describe in detail what you would do to a catboy once you have him in your grasp.
>>136092618
the difference between drk and war though is that you just have berserk for war but drk literally all of your fucking skills involve increasing your damage intake
and war just did bonkers damage with not very much for damage reduction
>>136092686
I can't. Just leave.
>>136092386
Hie
>>136088539
Have you transfered to Balmung so we can farm SephEX yet?
>>136092686
Drama
Cats
Vocaroo weekends
Awena flailing about
Memes
>>136092762
does this catboy like other catboys....
>>136092748
Yeah, man.
Absorb-VIT totally isn't a tanking skill.
They totally don't get traits like Stalwart Soul or Tactical Parry.
What was I thinking?
What's next? Are you going to argue that NIN were meant to be tanks?
>>136092735
Kiss him and marry him and thenadoptcatboy babies and raise them together.
>>136092735
Break his neck and throw his body into the sea to be consumed by various bottom feeding sea creatures.
>>136092735
I would fuck Levicat so hard that he would become addicted to my dick worse than catnip
>>136092386
hello?
>>136092735
I want to blindfold him, cuddle him and scratch him behind the ears
>>136092458
i don't know 4 people i trust enough to heal
>>136092923yes
>It says here you visit a certain Final Fantasy XIV board posting pictures of your character.
>Would I really want to hire you if you spend your time doing something like that?
>>136092386
hello hello
>>136092379
>showing alphie-chan mr meatloaf.jpg
>>136090681
Rylai, look at their clothes and lodestone obviously
>>136092735
smoke weed and play vydia with him.
>>136093676
HE GON' LEARN TODAY
>>136093381
While I do enjoy that pic in /b/ when people post their womens studies degree or holistic medicine diplomas..
you kinda fucked up thinking someone would put "4chans best avatarian" there.
I mean even over in /ink/ people have "splatfest resumes" as a joke but you... you really fucked up
>>136092868
If I didn't have friends on Faerie I'd feel pretty shitty leaving behind, I'd probably consider it.
>>136092735
Make tacos and watch the big game with him.
Brown cat.
>>136094241
I see the cat but I don't see the brown
>>136087674
cats
>>136088876
hello
>>136094241
???
>>136093738
That sounds comfy af
I've got two grams I gotta get rid of
Let's be friends
>>136094221
Tell them to transfer too! We have 3 spots in our farm group to fill.
>>136088004
Who the fuck is Spuki and why should I care?
can someone explain monk chakras to me? between half my keyboard bound already and hitting level 52 for my first time this.. is getting confusing as fuck
>>136094510
Thirstlord Supreme who imploded one of the /vg/ FCs just to make it a safe space for the IRL grill he was lusting over.
>>136094510
yaoi c@boi #50572035
>tfw there are people here who dont know where spooki boogi is from
>>136094510
Prison gay catboi who killed his FC for pussy.
What the fuck do you use as a DRK on the second pair of Binah+tank towers in Sephirot Ex?
I usually go Shadow Wall -> Shadow Skin -> Living Dead for the first time and Shadow Wall -> Shadow Skin for the second time, but Living Dead shouldn't be ready at that point. Dunno what to do other than using Dark Dance and hoping you'll parry that shit.
I'm a NIN but I don't really want to use Mudras, can I just not use them and just stick to melee?
>>136094795
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oAr4t5kK40
>>136094680
basically you get the chakra ability which you cast 5 times to get forbidden chakra, which you can use once and it resets your stacks. Later on you get purify which functions like invigorate that also uses the 5 stacks.
>>136094834
>stacking that many buffs
Are you crazy?
>>136094834
Get better gear. I literally do that with no CDs and survive just fine.
>>136094843
lmao what
>>136094709
>>136094757
>>136094826
>>136094795
Ah, so a nobody who samefags this thread. Got it.
>>136094680
Charge chakra to 5 and then hit the same key to use your chakras for an attack. Basically just charge chakra to 5 when you're not doing anything so you can have your chakra attack ready.
>>136094956
Nigga I don't stack, I pop one per tower.
>>136094981
I never really tried it as a DRK, I always did the fight as a WAR but I had to switch. As a WAR I always had Inner Beast+Raw Intuition for that one so it was piss easy. I just don't want to fuck it up.
>>136094834
You don't even need cooldowns for the other towers. Just toggle Grit for them and save cooldowns for whatever you're having trouble with.
>>136095010
thank u puttputt
>>136094241
cat
>>136094843
Is this pasta?
>>136094843
Go monk then.
>>136094834
If you're full HP and in Grit, you should be able to survive with no cooldowns, maybe a minor one for safety. The first one all you should need is Shadow Wall to cover both the Da'at and the tower.
>>136095086
>Nigga I don't stack, I pop one per tower.
What?
Are you popping buffs for towers when you have the orange buff?
There aren't that many towers that frequently.
one cat
two cat
red cat
blue cat
>>136095151
>2015
Grandpa, are you okay?
>>136094952
Stop shitposting and go back to your thre way.
Lonely au ra looking for erp...
PST...
>>136095581
Are you a lonely au ra looking foran eb?
>>136094241
Brownishcat.
>>136095336
blue cats are best cats
Can anyone tell me what the dye zones are on this thing? I love the shape, but I'm not sold on it yet. Mostly because I'd have to grind out all the wolf marks.
>>136095697
Maybe... Why...
>Granny Faust
Why is she a granny?
>>136092923
can confirm yes
Is there like a guide or a spreadsheet to all the quests/dungeons/new stuff they released in like the past 6 months for someone who hasn't playyed since then
>need to do this "Steps of Faith" trial
>sounds insanely complicated
Why is this game so difficult? I just want to play the game.
>>136095950
Would you EB a chocolate cat wjos horrible at talking
I wish Awena wasn't a whore.
>>136096130
It's super easy
Someone remind me why it's excusable for tanks to do this little damage, but I'm the asshole tryhard for even doing damage as a healer
>>136095950
Because you're cute...Maybe I'll marry you one day...
>>136096280
>the strategy for it is literally an essay
I don't think so
>>136096149
Maybe... Who are you...
>>136096216
But I'm not...
>>136096130
>Steps of Faith
Ohohohoho
Seeing all those hot catboys here kinda makes me want to suck one off.
If nobody finds out it isn't gay right?
>>136096130
you can literally outdps the mechanics
>>136096447
That's from when it came out.
>>136096447
>The strategy for it is literally "hit dragon"
I think so
>>136096325
Same reason why BLMs like this are excusable
>>136096471
Is it true all male catboys are gigantic ticklesluts?
>>136088004
Read Faelynn
Saeha Mugen
Kiki Nazurin
Awena Marette
P'roci Tia
Spuki Bugi
F'telor Tia
Pashua Orchidae
Guffy Guffs
Liora
Aika Tsundere
Damelia Lhea
B'nhaka Vhis
Victoria Khaine
egghyur(?)
creepyscale(?)
Kirito Tia
Bis Koi
Kuus Hime
Moni Sielski
Naka Daisuki
Anzu Sariya
Natsu (?)
Akryn Vae
A'exis Faelynn
11 Slots Remain!
>>136096481
So why does everyone still fail?
I'd like to clear up this misconception that catboys are for tying down and turning into your personal meat dildo cum factory.
It's just not true.
>>136096130
Is this a serious post?
>>136096035
Grey hair femroe
Forces himself in the thread under anonymous with a question "Anyone have info on this femroe?". Multiple personality disorder.
>>136096635
because people can't dps as a dps. it's their sub!!!
>>136096619
Creepyscale is Androna Subrik
>>136096594
>entire dungeon run parses
Why the fuck do people do this?
>>136096619
Nashu Marette
Is there a way to remove the timer for dungeons so they don't kick you out? That one pirate cove one looks nice to RP in but I don't want to get kicked out every hour.
>>136096619
Sugiura Kuma
Noriko Makoto
Kala Crowe
have you adopted a bushy brow cat yet?
>>136096869
No.
Fuck off and deal with your time limit if you want to ERP in a dungeon.
>>136096814
Money.
I'm done levelling my combat classes
which gatherer should I level now? or should I just skip to crafting?
>>136096964
I don't even ERP, I just think there's a nice bar in that one pirate cove dungeon.
>>136095737
cute cute cute!
>>136096814
Because it shows your whole pace and adaptability, instead of how hard you padded on that one aoe pack
>>136096856
Nashu why did you break up with awenascales
>>136096450
Someone on your friends list I tried talking to you on the bench not too long ago.
>>136096619
natsu's last name is seika
Add pippy coopeau
>>136096931
>That shit nose
>Shit face
>Shit eyebrows
I'll give you a free euthanasia.
>>136096708
The first part is correct.
The second part, not so much:
>force myself on the thread
The only posts I make that include images of my character are shitposts. Usually implying you should be playing a Roegadyn.
>multiple personality disorder
Are you sure it's not actually multiple people? Again: the only time I post my character is when I'm shitposting. I don't reference them at any other time.
thanks puttputt
>>136097105
>Because it shows your whole pace and adaptability
The fuck does that even mean? What are you adapting to in dungeons?
>instead of how hard you padded on that one aoe pack
That's literally what a dungeon parse does. It pads AoE heavy DPS's numbers.
>>136097064
Fishing.Or any of them, really.
>>136096619
Gott Faust
>>136097407
fishing seems pretty easy,is fish even in high demand?
>>136096619
Shattered Sun
>>136097328
putty
>>136097536
>is fish even in high demand?
No.
happy new years everyone
>>136097636
fuck that then
time to play minecraft
>>136097636
diadem fish still sell pretty well, though
>>136096619
Hibiki Alanaya
>>136088004
>>136096619
I don't know what this is but put me in coach
>>136097536
Not 100% sure, but a lot of CUL/ALC use the fish last I checked for stuff.
>>136096619
can anyone join in on the fun? Asa Gof
>>136097328
more like puttana lmao
>all these neo ebins self nominating themselves
Gut wrenching desu
>>136097784
fuck off neo-ebin degenerate
Go get fucked by a roe again
>>136097340
Were you arguing parsing dungeons in general, or not using merged?
There's this autist going around lately trying to start as many inane arguments as he can lately, it's not you, is it
>>136095737
I wanna smash that pussywith a sledgehammer, kill yourself
>>136097896
