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>>136028424
Gay niggas
xth for soon to be ded thread
xth for we deserve an Ivalice expansion
hello?
xth for farts
youtube.com/watch?v=UZyxGOc4MP0
Duskwights are the TRUE Elezens!
>>136049649
DELETE THIS
>>136049910
ahahahahaha why
>>136049813
But why?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rchbIvJaRj
>>136049813
Gay ass earrings you got there sir fagalot why don't you go back to the cucks of the fag table.
>>136049605
your heart
move over puttel, the new true face of shitposting has arrived
>>136050041
Please stop posting my face ;-;
>>136050083
ugly ugly ugly
the power of balmung
>Lalashit OP for the 9895647905468th time.
Why do Lalashits always force themselves.
boy cats
>>136050067
>Not wanting sugis soul
Heart is just flesh man, shit rots. The soul is forever
>>136049979
I forgot why I hated Wildwoods honestly. I remember I had a very specific reason. Just like how Ishgardians are all bigots.
>>136050196
What this guy said.
>>136050151
what you wish you could have
>>136050149
Please stop evecting people...
>>136050292
That's not Spuki.
>>136050203
his soul is what i admire more than anything else, i wouldn't dare touch it, that would only taint its perfection
>>136050292
>>136050368
Yea Im not even Spuki
>>136050205
Why not just try being friends? That seems like a good idea right? Getting along with one another and embracing our unique qualities that make us ahahahah I'm sorry I tried.
Diapered
Dark
Tentacles
>>136050505
Go to sleep Red, before I have to send you hot cocoa to calm your nerves.
>>136049813
Then why don't you post a Duskwight?
>>136050205
It's difficult to not have a problem with a bunch of elemental-fearing tree-hugging knife-ears, that's for sure.
Duskwights are fine in my book, though.
>>136050149
Spuki why did you break up Neet?
>>136050569
I remember I did a lot of research, but I can't recall why I disliked Wildwoods. It's kinda bothersome, I might go back and do some more research later. Besides just throwing out some blatant hate that is.
Also Duskwights are probably the only Elezens that retain their culture and heritage, in comparison to the Wildwood who pretty much got assimilated by the Hyurs.
>>136050549
Gimme dat cocoa, autumn is kicking in and I'm all up for hot chocolate.
Do you ever kidnap catboys, /xivg/?
wheres your equally grumpy lala friends
>>136050205
Pretty sure Ishgardian Elezen are Wildwood.
>>136050691
cease
>>136050706
I am a catboy and as a result spend most of my time trying to not get kidnapped.
>>136050660
Yeah, us Wildwoods are shit.
Truth be told I'd probably be playing a Duskwight right now if I made one first instead of a Wildwood.
I liked my Wildwood so much that I didn't even give more than a passing glance at Duskwights.
Who's the actual hardest to fuck confirmed lewdster in this thread, not a teaser but a bonified erp making lewdster.
just came back and I can do mudras as a yuropean now
>>136050810
Liora
>>136050810
Puttel
>>136050667
Alright, I'll whip some up after I finish this PLD quest.
>>136050720
I think so too, they just migrated to the north, but then they all got a tree up their ass and became giant bigots and have a MASSIVE superiority complex.
>>136050808
It's okay brother, embrace your heritage and culture, and don't lose sight of your roots.
>>136050810
Elk
>>136050810YOU.
>>136050887
he said hardest to fuck
>>136050898
>I think so too, they just migrated to the north, but then they all got a tree up their ass and became giant bigots and have a MASSIVE superiority complex.
So they stayed the same?
>Leveling Discipline of the Hand manually
aaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>136050810
Red Rivers
>>136050970
Not so much, Wildwoods still accepted others into their homeland of Gridania and stuff, mainly due to the Hyur influence of friendship prolly.
Just a reminder that Elezens and Hyurs originally had wars that lasted for over hundreds of years or so.
>>136050719
>>136050291
>>136050083
:ok_hand:
>>136051075
you don't like making money?
So is there any confirmation on the accuracy caps for Alex savage, yet? I checked
>>136051117
I don't like running back and forth between the guild vendor, the market, the leve giver, and the leve targets.
I don't even mind sitting through the crafting minigames for hours, it's kind of relaxing, but I hate all this running.
>>136051250
just aim for the skies
>>136051459
oh, I thought by manually you meant without leves
What would non-manually be in that case?
>>136051080
I don't think he meant "hardest to fuck" as in "you must solve my arrow tile puzzle dungeon before you start the bullet hell stealth escort dating minigame."
>>136050898
Yes, they're all assumed to be Wildwood that migrated to the northeast and created their own traditions.
Being Ishgardian is more of a name for people in Ishgard and Wildwood is a clan of the race so yeah.
>>136051518
>564 crit
you gross me out and I hate you.
>>136051518
Buying a kit.
>>136051518
>only 87 attack magic potency
Step up, son.
>>136051603
There's not much you can do about it. I have all my gear melded.
>mfw i see all those ebins sitting at the limsa tree
>>136051693
Class?
>Red would send me HQ Aethersand from Desynthing fish
>Now I use that same HQ Sand to make him HQ Hot Cocoa
We've come full circle now boys.
>>136051736
don't have any 240 gear yet, and bought the bracelet instead of helmet
![cbd5f3b64f[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/jtCP4lE.png "cbd5f3b64f[1].png")
I want off this crazy ride
>>136050810
So many avatarfags who don't even erp it makes me so angry.
>>136051987
nobody cares
>>136052018
You cared enough to reply
>>136051987
>doing my second relic
I wish I was ded
>>136051960
Shoulda done crafted legs+gloves only and filled the rest with proto/bis lore ez 860+crit
>>136052018
ok
>>136052162
How are you even going to get all those unidentifieds?
>>136051250
>like we have anyone here that knows more than reddit
>>136052262
not him but my guildmate has 2 relics already just from doing gordias normal
>>136052262
So far its just been every roulette every day, but then I started raiding so I just cap from pvp + do story and level 50 roulette for poetics and my beast tribe dailies.seriously order me a helium tank I'm so done
>clear a1s in df on the first go without any deaths
>queue up again
>wipe 5 times before the first jump
>repeat with next 2 groups
why cant people handle this shit goddamn, its always the fucking missiles
What do you do when you get steamcleaned after the first split on Brute Justice?
Aside from getting rid of the terrible DPS.
>>136052590
vote abandon, leave the party, kill yourself
>>136050810
mfw I openly admit I erp if anyone asks
mfw nobody even approaches me at all about it nor asks about it
>>136052661
iktf
>>136051987
4 more to go, than I spend 2mil on the other bullshit here...
Worst part is Im considering changing main jobs so im gonna need to do that crystal grind a fourth fucking time.
>>136050810haha yeah right
Who /ultros/ here?
>>136052393
how the fuck do you do gordias that much without putting a bullet in your brain
>>136052472
that's what I'm doing and it's still taking ages
I'm in the home stretch tho just need 10 total.
>>136050196
Catbois
What if Alphinaud became one of Hydaelyn's chosen?
Hit lvl 50 yesterday, still using the tier 90 gear. should I buy the tier 120 gear from Aelina or is there something better I should get? Currently have 938 of those red book things so I have enough to buy a few things from her shop.
>mfw I see an AST healer in cleric stance
>>136053090
you'll get a lot of that gear from completing the lvl 50 storyquests, don't spend your tomes until you're finished with steps of faith instance aka the last before HW.haurchefant dies
>>136050196
c@s
>>136053169
this is an actual spoiler do not read it if you don't want to be spoiled.
Who else is cheap as fuck? I have to farm all my materials because I can't stand spending money. Even shit like rubber, I will farm the latex.
>>136053090
Ironworks is the name of the gear I'm talking about.
>>136053169
Level 120 gear? I'm on the third lvl 50 mission of Seventh Astral Aura, will I be getting the gear soon?wew spoiled good thing I don't remember who that is
>>136053237
i'm pretty cheap and having a site like crafting as a service makes it even more easy. However, rubber? You can get that from a vendor for like 38g man!
>>136053303
Ironworks gear will carry you a long way through HW.
>>136053198
best emote.
i need to make a webm of this for my midlander . . .
>>136053330
So I should or shouldn't get them?..
>>136053303
assuming you're watching quest cutscenes + queue times there's like 40 hours worth of HW level 50 quests. so however far you're along that. you get a full set of ironworks eventually.
>>136053303
>i don't remember who that is
You will.
>>136053435
woops, ARR lvl 50 quests*
>>136053451
Not like THIS
>>136053451
WILL NOT CLICK
>>136053412
You should get the i130 weapon at the very least, it will take you to L55.
>>136053451
pls post the wait what picture downyc@ ur the qtest
>>136053451
I'll be there to console you in three days downy cat. I was torn between greg or levi but my eb wanted to go to greg because mr happy is on greg so were coming to greg. stay cute.
>>136053594
>because mr happy is on greg
what a mistake
>tfw didn't even get half capped on lore this week due to work
>>136053579
>>136052846
Stop hitting on catboys F'telor
>>136053730
mmm fuck yes downyc@ i wanna lick your eyeballs
>>136053396
Indeed.
I can't remember but do all the SCH only gear have glasses on them? I guess they also assume you would glamour glasses onto whatever healing helm you have. Either way it's one of my fav emotes right next tomale cat /joy.
>>136053752
pls no
>>136053648
>tfw you have /pet mr happy
>>136053648
eh the kids ambitious. who am I to ruin his dreams.
>>136053730
>>136053752
See? This is why I warned you not to post too much. It's too late friend.
>>136053730
How do you get the eyes to move but not the head?
>>136053864
targeting a moving object
>>136053730
Downyc@ pls sitand hold hands w/ meno homo
>>136053848
i shouldve listened
>>136053435
>>136053565
Got the bow, thanks friends. Gonna upgrade it when I get the chance. Now I just need some gear better than level 90.
>fish alone
or
>kill myself
What should I do, both options seem to be pretty much the same thing.
>>136053978
>BRD
>mfw Duty Finder time is 48:00
>average wait time is 14m
>>136054028
It's all fun and games until heavensward.
>>136053698
Feast is the fastest way to cap now by a big margin, just get into that.
>>136053978
you'll get i115 gear from story past like 2.2 or something
i130 brd body/pants are actually trash so don't bother, just get other i130 stuff as you please
>>136054028
Fish with a friend anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OEw8qAoNT8
>>136054028
I fish alone all the time desu its not that bador at least that's what I tell myself...
>>136054195
I dunno man, I solo fished into the 50s, I personally find it relaxing.
summoning koata
>>136054079
>>136054103
I can't, I'm still working. Thankfully my working-2-jobs schedule ends this week since I'm quitting one of them.
>>136054247
it is sometimes but it does get lonely after a while
>>136054131
Maybe if they were onlineor if I even knew who any of these people were
>>136054262
liquid hotsmmmmegma
>>136053780
the ears
>>136054386
do not bully handsome catboys
>>136054263
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG
how does this even happen??? I thought they grab people from every server? isn't this like the most active mmo?
>>136054262
Yes hi
>>136054368
Yeah my friends list is like 9 people and one is an alt.
I don't really talk to anyone but my fishing buddy so :v
Housing has dried up on my server, what do I do.
>>136054170
What the fug were they thinking?
>>136054368
anon why not play on a server better suited to your awake time?
>>136054387
I want to stroke that tail
>>136054368
i love video games...
>>136054170
>that guy morphing into a roegadyn daddy
>>136054518
because my sleep schedule is completely fucked and I'm constantly alternating between being up all day and up all night
>>136054263
>3 hour long queue
I pray that's shopped.
>>136054263
>>136054079
What are you guys even queued for?
>>136054540
thats lewd anon
>>136054442
we can't just brush the smegma fiasco back under the foreskin
>>136054483
post pics cute catboi
>people actually poopsocked the feast for some dinky wooden toy mount that's like a segway without the handlebars
>>136054790
>poopsocked
it's called wintrading triple nigger and it's easy as fuck to get
>>136054746
are you offering to take sertur's place and do the cleaning yourself?
>tfw no static
And once again I'll be left behind everyone else this patdh.
>>136054697
A trial for the Ultima Weapon.
>65.35 now
>>136054837
spot's already taken by ika
>>136054837
>haha if you bring it up you must like it!
that's not this works smegata
>>136054853
you don't need a group to have funoh who am I kidding
>>136054927
I didn't say you had to like it but you are more interested in it than Smegtur which says a lot.
>>136055072
>Smegata damage control
>>136055146
>I have no comeback so let me greentext
>>136055204
We can substitute the comeback with smegma.
>>136055204
>needing a comeback to bring some gay erp nigs drama
o i am laffin
>>136055242
Sure if that's what you prefer, which it seems you do.
>can't add more gametime directly because Square doesn't want my creditcard
>can't add crysta because they still don't want my creditcard
>g2a doesn't want my creditcard either
>buy a pre-paid card.
>error misspellt code even if you copypasted it
I just wanted to play this game
>>136055309
>smegata thought bringing his 16 year old gay erp logs wouldn't backfire
>"n-n-n-no u"
>>136055309
Would you like to lick it off?
>>136055204
I suppose smegmas more of a comeneverleft than a comeback.
>tfw dead hours
>tfwlonely
>tfw i could beat up everyone in this thread irl
>Smegata still has to force his nasty kink in the thread
Could you just fuck off please
follow your dreams anon
>>136055541
I don't think you could beat me up
>>136055424
wew lad I knew what was going to happen from posting it any yet I'm still here. I did it for various reasons.
>>136055427
I don't do the licking sorry, redirect your needs to the midlander under the limsa tree.
>>136055440
Heh that was a clever one, I'll give you that.
>>136055557
>still trying to flip it around
Now that's damage control, you can do better than that
>>136055591
>raen
>>136055645
Thats okay, I can spoonfeed you my comeback.
>>136055541
iunno anon adas stats were pretty impressive
>>136055746
the only thing ada's been lifting is his belly to fap to his hyperscat erp
>>136055591
y-you too
>>136055654
>greentexting raen
>>136055739
Oh okay, for a second there I thought you were going to try to spoonfeed me your smegma.
>>136055934
hi puttel
>>136055931
>raen
>>136055931
Don't worry, you're the only Raen I need.
>>136056018
>>raen
If all the gays in this thread were beat into a coma the quality would vastly improve, true or fact?
>>136056096
There would be no one left in the threadyou included
>>136055654
Don't you have someone else's child to raise Xaela?
>>136056138
But that is not true because I am hetero.
Are there even any FATEs where NPCs win without any player's help?
I remember there being one but I'm not sure where, but some player probably did the FATE and left it incomplete at some point though.
>>136056737
Shut up, faggot.
>>136054771
Are you the one that drew this?
>it's commonly accepted to be a socially awkward retard and /tell strangers asking for RP instead of walking up and TALKING
>>136056096
it's really just him being so autistic to keep bringing up his gay drama every few days
>>136056895
Must be talking about your mom lmao accidentally responded to me.
![4440f93710[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/4xxMhec.png "4440f93710[1].png")
>tfw burnt out on leveling and none of the remaining options seem enticing
>>136056983
Savage!!! REKT xD
--Okay.
>>136056975
Yeah all me, not the anons shouting smeg at every given opportunity. Also I don't see any drama, just shitposting back and forth.
>Time Expired: 111:11
>Average Wait Time: 14m
>>136056975
Spuki
Puttel
Proci
Abe
Vjera
Shirou
Ika
Jaiba
Suave
Koata
Sertur
Guffy
Elk
Ada
Brahms
Mado
Squid
Ayase
Adlyet
Velvet
The list goes on and on, just a legion of bi/homo and tranny dudes that have shit up the thread over the years.
>>136057191
Data Center & Instance?
>>136057191
Play tank or healer gaylord
The Europeans are peak in about an hour
>4 weeks later only on a5s enrage due to four-day schedule where people keep not showing up or people making the same mistakes over and over
fuck
is there a common gathering spot for rp on leviathan?
>>136057251
>not showing up
Just leave, if people can't make raids/be on time it's literally a shitfest that will never progress. An utter waste of your time.
>>136057230
Brahms is straight though
>>136057251
wait, a5s has an enrage?
>>136057356
Is that what straight dudes do? Try to date black dudes pretending to be trannies they give their account info to?
>>136057230
Spuki, Zani, and P'uttel did severe damage to this thread with their "harmless" shitposting.
The new wave of shitposters, the group that suddenly appeared on Balmung when Stratos returned from Sarg, all saw what the thread was like, and figured it was just normal to act like Spuki and P'uttel.
>>136057230
Don't even associate fake gays who play female characters and date their kind, trannies with brain damage, and actual gays together in the same group.
>>136057360
Yes, after all the pigs/the shabti he does an anal rape shock therapy eventually
If people weren't dying there would be no problem
>>136057552
What DO you call a gay that worships a girl like a precious idol not to be touched?
>run into /vg/ person in df
>they never stop saying ayy lmao or kek at everything
>>136057642
You tell me.
>>136057242
Primal Malboro.
The Minstrel's Ballad: Ultima's Bane
>>136057247'no'
>>136057701
RIP, I'm on Aether.
>>136057552
They're all faggots as far as I'm concerned and they've all brought varying amounts of unrest and destruction in their wakes.
>>136057676
>tfw never run into /vg/ people in df
damn you primal data center
>>136057701
Pubs cannot clear ultima bane because they can't bunch up near the orbs
>>136057590
pretty depressing desu I didnt even know he had a shabti until we had some people die
>>136057420
He thought it was an actual tranny, not a man pretending to be one, which makes him straight
>>136057808
Dudes that thirst after trannies are faggots. No normal straight guy would want to date a tranny. I guess that also throws Ippiki in that pile.
>>136057540
Not the person you replied to but this is very accurate. Especially about the Triple Triad Team though it looks like only Putt out of the three have stuck around.
>>136057771
>primal
What server, punk?
Post rare elf
>>136057932
Exodus
>>136058016
Well... at least your server has some literal meaning to its name.RIP
>>136057750
Does the Duty Finder only go after people in the same data center but multiple worlds?
>>136057773
Idk what a pub is nerd or what these orbs are you speak of.
>>136057924
All of the Ebins are in Discord now. The thread became too toxic for them, so now they just circlejerk in a place where everyone has a name and an avatar.
>>136058070
DF is the Data Center, so all servers on that DC are connected.
OH GOD
MY EYES
Which /xivg/ is best pvper?
>>136058374
vjera. no one can beat them
>>136058374
Mute
Brahms
>>136058374
what are the qualifications
>>136058063
yeah...
exodus is pretty nice though. my only complaint is the economy.
>>136057768
To be honest shit-posting wouldn't be possible if it wasn't for the retards who reply to them and giving the shit-posters attention and the encouragement to shit-post even more.
>>136058085
i don't see the issue since people can be held accountable for the dumb shit they post in there now
>>136059061
>he thinks shitposters like NEET aren't above shitposting about themselves to cause drama against people/their own members
>>136058510
I miss PvP with Mute. 0-2
puu sh/k4q1c/c305220f6c.mp4
>>136059139
No, I don't.
>>136059139
>NEET
>being an issue anymore
>Time Expired 162:00
>Average Wait Time 14m
>6/8 players gathered
I-I'm going to bed now...
>>136059957
Duty/center
This battle is senseless, listen to my song!
>>136060440
Do you like catgirls played by females....
>>136060495
sry mostly only NPC catgirls
I've just bought HW after reaching 50 lvl on SCH and DRG, what to do now? :^)
>>136060440
do you like male au ra.....
>>136060658
YECK!
NO!
HATE WYRMIES!
>>136060642
Now you can spend countless hours finishing the most boring and painfully long part of the ARR story before you can access any HW content :^)
>>136060686
oh, what a shame....
