Midlander Madness
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>Previously on /xivg/:
>>136087218
Summoning tactical airstrike.
hyurboypussy
xth for Excalibur crushes
xth for grown men
xth for catpits
>>136124906
midlanders
>>136125027
Grown Men
>>136125127
face 4 is fine
>>136124989
Blah blah initials Blah blah crush.
hello???
>>136125214
Naka isn't even cute desu
>>136124906
Midlanders you say?
>>136125323
shut up naka a cute
!?
>>136125407
Naka's bussy looks like Bernie Sanders
Femroes!
>>136125214
ugly, ugly, ugly!
>>136125338
Who's this beautiful boy
>got all my Midas drops I needed in one run per floor this week
I've never managed to have a run of luck that good before
lizardposting
>>136125521
Watching the sunset with a femroe!
>>136124906
xth for jiggly kitty titties
>>136125295
is that... another squid...
xth for District 4!
Let the bloodletting continue :#
>>136125521
How do I get a femroe to fall in love with me?
Lonesome au ra searching for companionship...
Please send a tell...
>>136125127
pls to let lick
Looking for someone to fuck horses with!
>>136125521
Femroe e-cups!
Post manly men right MEOW!!!
>>136125875
you're offline...
>>136125670
Kitty want milk!
>>136126026
xth for already dead
>>136125765
#district4
Happy Hour starts right now!
>>136125814
Be another femroe or a Highlander.
Picture related.
>>136126271
>>136126271
>>136126271
>>136126271
>>136126271
HAPPENED
HAPPENED
>>136125670
>>136125906
>>136125521
Indeed.
>>136126173
Nothing would change if I wasn't...
>>136125765
Looks like more like district whore to me.
>>136126271
Word on the street says you're autistic as fuck. Y?
>>136126314
>That lalatummy
>>136126560
I'm not tho. Where did you hear that from?
>>136126560
for sure dude
Should I incorporate Doom Spike into my DRG rotation or is it some fodder ability?
>>136126560
Good god he is
>>136126745
They didn't ask you but thanks for reminding us about yourself.Does chemo count your posts?Did you ever beat your record of like, what, 30 posts in a thread?
>>136126560
He is Shitushka "talk to me in game, i just shitpost and avatarfag in the thread" Sielski retarded. He's also the victim of Lancia Syndrome.
>tfw no femlala to sit on my face
>>136126783
AoE packs you can line it up really well it should be alright
>mfw i heard a DRG using doom spike in 4v4 feast yesterday
awena..
>>136126783
It's for AoE.
>>136126983
You can stop posting anytime,enmai
>>136126901
probably
>>136127054
>implying I'm a part of your circlerjerk
I don't even know how to use discord you fag
>>136127151
>never talks in-game
>abrasive in thread
>>136126901
He also beat the record of in game and thread bans as far as 4chan community goes
>>136126983
>>136126901
>Does chemo count your posts?
Lol nah.why would chemo count his own posts?
>>136126314
HAPPY!I think I might be a slowly unraveling tapestry of quiet desperation.
>>136127412
Post the remember no farting aura edit.
I KNOW you saved it.
>>136127454
are you going cuhrayzee, spatcat?
>>136127454when i find u im going to be a slowly unraveling tapestry of hugs
>>136126314
no I hate being happy
>>136127563
No no, for some reason I saw the phrase "happy hour" and thought of the most morose thing I ever heard in my life, which was a Thoreau quote in the Venture Bros. ages ago. That doesn't translate super well off the cuff, though, in retrospect ;x
>>136127443
i'm not that autistic dude
whenever i post i make sure people know it's me ( ´･ω･`)
Algy why are you back? As someone that never left that is literally the worst thing you can do to yourself, the game is still shit and it will not change.
>>136126314
>>136127557
I actually don't, but i did save this really weird thing from here
>>136127262
>please talk to us at the bench
>God, please somebody talk to us
>>136127781
>whenever i post i make sure people know it's me ( ´･ω･`)
Except when you don't so you can talk shit, which isspinelessof you.( ´･ω･`)
>>136127986
but i don't do that because when i talk shit i make sure that people know it's me
i aint no thlithering thnake
i aint no two faced RAT
>>136127627
Wew, hugs are like easily in the top 4 best things. What a gesture!
cuz I got this in the mail
>>136127781
That's why you should get a tripcode. No offense, but why not?
>>136127828
GROWN MEN
>>136128161
hey squidur udyr is shit
>>136128278
meant for >>136127801
Lonely au ra looking for a friend
Pst
>>136128281
i don't wanna
>>136128383
tfw i was the best udyr on /vg/ and now i suffer whilst playing him
whyyyy
why does tiger have to be SHIT
why can't i have FUNbest jhin soon bros ??
>>136128281
good thing trip codes are undroppable, no one adopted a trip to anonymously shitpost by dropping it, ever before, because it just doesn't happen, and there's a good reason for getting them too. gosh we should all just get trips, right?
Reminder to watch this before every erp session
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPA_zZMSjsA
>>136128298
I have most of the edits saved, they're great
>>136128612
This is really unsettling and kind of adorable in its own way.
Friendly reminder that a full mobile IP ban and thread IDs would save this general.
>>136128735
retroactive thread IDs* ippiki
What hairstyle is this
>>136128820
This too. It would be hilarious to see how many people would be screwed by a retroactive ID application.
>>136128853
Minfillia's from the cash shop.
>>136128853
lightning haircut
available in mogstore now :)
>>136129008
>I'm butthurt that the retarded fate prize i got 2 years ago is irrelevent
>>136129078
>SETO DIES FROM THIRST
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP!
>>136128735
THERE'S ONE IN EFFECT RIGHT NOW! I CANT POST ON MY PHONE AND THE SHITPOSTER/CHEMOPOSTER STILL POSTS UNAFFECTED. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
>>136129078
Dysentry so savage even Harpuia couldn't clear it.
>>136129078
>seto to dies from thirst
accurate
>>136128920
tfw thread autists dig through 2 years worth of shitposting for dirt
>>136129217
you can actually, just keep running the simulation over til you get "funny" results
>>136129078
>Seto dies of thirst
BAHAHAHAHA
>>136129217
>>136129287
>>136129392
>>136129314
>TFW IDs would make people more wary about samefagging
>TFW IDs would spur that dirt spilling for like a weeks worth of threads.
>>136129078
Bis noooooo
>>136129147
nah meant to say minfilia hair but mistook her for the other generic final fantasy girl
Remember to thank your tank today for keeping you safe!
>>136129476
>Still parroting the ID meme when the worst shitposters have auto changing VPNs.
>>136129581
stupid cat, you thank the tank on your knees
>>136129581
>kiss
>on the lips
that is not where you kiss to give thanks to a tanks
>>136129476
>IDs would make people more wary about samefagging
Because that worked so well with /b/ and /pol/, right
>>136129592
like what, chemo, puttel, vjera? everyone else served out their 30 day bans, one of those evaders is dead. that's just two people
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my OTP gave to me...
>>136129592
There's a screencap of a guy posting
>ID's
>LITERALLY
>DO
>NOT
>DO
>ANYTHING
on /b/, but every word being a separate post with a different ID
I wish I still had it so I could post it in response to retards that think IDs would fucking do anything
>>136129882
It would at the very least deter the low caliber shitposters.
>>136129812
>puttel
>worst shitposter or ban evader
Fuck off Memeaika
>>136129882
This is why you tie it together with a full on mobile IP ban. A large number of VPNs are already blacklisted and most people evade with their phones. Put up IDs with a mobile global ban and you'll have no issues.
>>136129876
Twelve tanks tanking!
wts stray sugi bugi, pst
>>136129078
I AM SO SORRY BISKOI
what are they doing?
>>136130003
>puttel not an awful shitposter or ban evader
woah and wew lad
>>136130107
Eleven bards a singing!
>>136129078
At least Berke dies cool, some weak bitch had to be protected from him.
>>136130108
feed me a stray sugi bugi
>>136130090
Or you can just go to Reddit or tumblr
>>136130003
he's a rampant shitposter and gloated about evading because he's permabanned for evading. sorry i'm not your abe boogeymans.
>>136130273
designated shitting street
>>136130273
The delinquent squat.
>>136130107
Two tanks tanking, 10 tanks trying to get into other statics that already have 3 people trying to tank for them.
>>136130108
how much
>>136130337
Ten fags a tripping!
>>136130510
how much you got
>>136130571
Nine mogs a napping!
>>136130510
1 beepywhale
>>136130632
who
>>136130394
>trying to get the last word
Nice try chemPutt. Day of the rope comes for you soon.
>>136130725
Eight noobs wiping!
>>136130625
... you don't want to know
>>136130759
worthless currency
post rare putts
>>136130273
>new_delhi_simulator.png
>>136130931
Seven drones a shilling!
>>136130967
lol so random
>>136129078
I see.
>>136130967
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rchbIvJaRj
>>136131293
man
if anyone got hold of my logs it'd be so hilariously weird
>stupidass tanks all over feast
>still think you can hold 9 medals and be fine
>refuse to go shield oath/defiance
>still run into their bases because m-muh fell cleaves
>get LB'd and destroyed
>spam for them to put on deliverance
>guess what they didn't do and lost us the game
THERE ARE SO MANY DPS CLASSES TO CHOOSE FROM
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUU
>Aery is dead
>Vault has been purged
>No one even remembers the Great Library
>all leveling roulettes go for lowest level of dungeon available
Fuck dude, leveling an alt sucks
>>136130273
>Serbia.png
>male highlander wave
Never in my life have I felt like such a dork
>Can't dye Void Ark equipment
Whyyyyy
>>136131383
>still think you can hold 9 medals and be fine
You can. Just gotta git gud. and grab defense supplies.
I would rather see a tank with 9 stacks than a dps with 2. Because that dps is dead.
>>136131392
Are you on aether datacenter? All I ever fucking get for leveling is Aery/Dusk vigil/Vault
>>136131191
Six drgs a dying!
>>136131383
>Tanking in PvP
>on WAR
DRGs WITH ME. KILL THE NON BELIEVER
>>136131293
>your
fucking gay
>>136131524
you need to wait a full year for them to add them to level 70 crafting ultra specialists for turquoise scrips and dodongo beads gotten from the new faust faction daily quests.
>>136131702
Five
Melded
Rings!
>>136131524
>any gear at all ever being undyeable
the devs are fucking stupid in a lot of ways
Is this a Male Midlander or highlander? Can I look like him in game? I find him aesthetically pleasing.
>>136131383
>grab defense kit
>they go in for the final push
>Thrill of Battle + Thrill of War + Vengeance + Push Back
I DARE them to try.
>>136131932
midlandergood artist taste, loli a shit though. /ss/ was good.
Wow, deaths are really speeding up!i'm still alive
>>136131913
Four coiling turns!
>>136131932
That's a male Midlanader, and yes but that's the blandest look you can come up with since everybody uses that hair.
>>136132301
He's a very attractive male in this style, I would like to have his muscular structure in game, but not have to be a highlander hyur.
>>136132054
I don't even recognize any of the remaining fags.
>>136132054
I hope Elk murders you.
>>136132268
>this has all been, at most, 2 or 3 people
from funny to cringe in no time flat
>>136131625
>>136131704
>>136132021
the best part is i can't even communicate with these assholes because japs refuse to use auto-translate despite the fact that's the FUCKING POINT OF THE THING
>>136132576
>play on JP server without the most basic understanding of the language
>t-those assholes!
>>136132268
Rip Moni
>>136132268
Three bloodied logs!
>>136132818
Woops, for
>>136132054
>>136132724
>lives in Australia and ping is too high on other servers despite the use of pingzapper and various forms of routing
>lives in Australia and has a +17 hour time difference to most of NA
try again kid, this is the "unofficial" english JP server
>>136132557
how fucking new are you
the exact same chain of posts+pics has been posted every single this thing started, like back in fucking 2014 already
When does Rogue get fun? Level 26 so far and it is by and far more boring than Lancer was even with ID spam.
>>136133020
Two miqo'tes purring!
>>136133103
the keyword here is "unofficial" ``kid''. Make a full premade from your ``unofficial'' hugbox or stop complaining.
16 Ebins, a Primal, two concepts, and a respectable doctor remain.
>>136133146
>why haven't you learned the memes, you dip?
I blame your parents, not you.
>>136133519
and stay down
>>136133345
Zantetsuken.
Which /xivg/ celeb do you wanna EB? Give real answers and explain your reasoning.
>>136133345
>Not a single lala
boooooooring
>>136133575
>>136125521
Heck yeah!
>>136133345
Wow, at least I got two kills...
>>136133764
literally not a single lala signed up
>tfw you get invited to hang with cute elf girls
>>136133345
IVE GOT THIS
think about yourselves. your mom. she raised you. she bought you toys, cared for you, taught you. took you to school. then you grew up to be a person that says mean things to people you don't even really know. you grew up to be spiteful. some of you grew up to pretend to have sex with other men in video games. what would your mother's think as they looked down into their child's eyes playing with a firetruck and knew that they'd become what you are now?
it's not too late anons. you can change. you can be better.
>>136132386
Yeah, they have a middle ground of being athletic but not bulky at the same time. It does look nice, actually.
>>136134159
I love my mom and I don't have sex with grown men in cyberspace. I love my mom and I tell her everyday.
What happened to your plan now? Blew up in your fricken face. Take a hike you fucking clown.
The Marettes are dead, long live the Marettes.
>>136134159
My mother mostly spent time in custody for child abuse.
>>136134558
Guess she knew what you were gonna grow up to be on 4chan ayyyyy
>>136134159
Why would I involve my parents in my sexual proclivities in any way? You have a rationale, it's kind of gross. Also my parents know I'm a huge faggot and have met my previous boyfriends, so I doubt their opinion of me can go much lower.
>>136134059
N-Now kiss..
>>136134159
Dumb frogposter.
Rare butt.
>Nunh
Who the fuck are you kidding?
>>136135059
great, you're becoming an attention whore
>>136135185
Who?
>>136135151
>female nunhs
Easy targets for me to back my ass into
Prrrrrrrrrrrrr~
>tfw you never take a nap on a cute elezen girls lap
>>136135059
Free eso upgrades were a mistake. Everyone's making Liora slutglams.
>they removed the big rock in idyllshire
GIVE IT BACK
IT WAS OURS DAMNIT
Post au ra males sitting like angry toddlers
>>136135467
SUFFER
EBIN'S OAK WILL BE THE NEXT TO FALL
you fucks. you NON-LEGEND FUCKS! WHAT did i FUCKING SAY!!! STOP MAKING THESE FUCKING THREADS YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS!
>>136134385
Stop saying "The Marettes" like that...
>>136136050
I don't know what the ebins oak is I just WANT MY ROCK BACK
>>136136070
Hey that's my pic
>>136136187
Wow buddy you fucked that one up
>>136136202
cute cute cute!
>>136135720
>>136136202
the marettes
>>136136187
>>136136070
Blast from the past
I'm going to cum on an elezen, OH!
>>136136202
Awenier and the weenettes
Would be a pretty rad band name desu
>>136136507
Watch out
Cuz here we cum
Bring in you futas
Cuz we be blastin'
bbye lalas
bbye xivg
it's been fun
>>136136810
what an ugly hag
>tfw made a catboy cum 4 times within 1 hour
Ground Control to Major Thom.Can you hear me Major Thom?
>Trying to finish up relic
>Need four of an ingredient so i can craft four of the ones needed to turn in
>People sell them in 3s on my server
>Multiple listings of 3 stacks
>>136137012
>tfw you believe an obvious lie
>>136136202
I'm sorry, I thought it was a meme.
Anyways, more people are dead.
>>136136810
G-Goodbye ~
Is it time for catbois?
What's the current meta tank setup for Alex Savage 5-8?
Still DRK/PLD MT and WAR OT like in 1-4? Or did it change?
What's the better MT now?
>>136137107
Just get a crafter friend to make them for you. The materials aren't that hard to get save for having to go to Diaded and they removed the specialization requirement so any 1-star crafter can do it.
I want a highlander gf
>>136137153
POOPOO PLASTERED ON DA FACE
>>136136202
more like aweirdo moronette
>>136137247
Like 1-4, MT depends on how the group is composed of.
>>136137107
>buy 6
>sell 2
wow hard
>>136137139
What's the kill count on Bad RNG now?
>>136137139
MY LEG
>>136137247
DRK + WAR was an A8S clearer I think
but its more important to learn how to deal with mechanics then comp?
>>136136810But I didn't get to stalk you!Are you coming back?
>>136137107
it costs like 50k to make them have a friend do it
post really shitty elezen
Bring out the cute lala boys.
>>136137247
Doesn't matter. Only WAR is needed. DRK/PLD is suboptimal, though both are interchangeable with WAR.
Release soon. Just have to QC.
>>136137752
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grbSQ6O6kbs
>>136137481
Just 2.
