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BOOM! Edition.
>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://store.steampowered.com/news/19848/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
>DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>NEXT BOMB TARGET
https://www.reddit.com/r/dota2/
Previous dead thread: >>136005905
who cares fuck this game
Reminder that anime makes you better at DotA
I was promised memes.
>Reminder
>>136056804
I'm here for you, dudester.
I even made this thread to begin with.
I am giving you the chance d2g.
How do i become, a dotard? Thats it, help me.
adelaide?
>>136056837
DEAD
ON
ARRIVAL
>>136056863
well first you have to hate yourself enough to subject yourself to playing dota 2
>>136056840
But where are my memes?
>>136056863
You, like
Suck my COCK, dude.
That's how.
>>136056837
Dead fucking game
Guess that dotamon
>>136056932
EPIC. JUST. EPIC.
LIKE YOU GOT ME, ANIME GUY
TI6 can't come fast enough
http://imgur.com/a/NZsQS
>>136056961
reported
>>136056837
>switches from plural "tournaments" to singular "its"
Definitely academic failing
>tfw no toilet slut gf
Best thing about your least favorite hero.
Worst thing about your favorite hero.
>>136056961
actual answer: juggernaut
viable reported: mirana ))
>>136056932
>>136056913
I've tried, but, i can't!
Every time i do, i just cant do it. How?
>>136056961
Crystal Maiden
>>136056919
I've got your memes right here, kid!
Open up your mouth and I'll meme you right up with my DICK!
>>136056987
Thanks, dudebro!
No offense though, but you're really stupid to have fallen for that.
hehehehe
Better luck next time I guess.
hehehe
>>136056837
>australia banters its way out of having a dota 2 scene
every time you thrust spectre you receive 22% of the pleasure she feels
half of each time you thrust PA she feels nothing
windranger is always super dry
brood's ovipostor lays spider eggs in your dick
drow's pussy is mighty cold and she'd have a cute frowny face on all the time
tresdin would make herself grind you much faster than normal and she'd slap you every fourth thrust on average, whoever cums first wins
auroth would would suddenly feel immune to your thrusting and out of nowhere the other participants of the orgy are fucking you in every hole instead of fucking her
>>136056961
BroodMILF.
>>136057093
l-lewd
>>136057093
woah alberto when did you get so GAY all of a sudden
got something to tell us?
>>136056932
What the fuck
thats fucking gay
stop it you fucking faggot
>>136057169
>057169
>not even a single dub in the 6 last digits
what a failure
learn from a dubs expert and checkem
>>136056886
Nope.
Only Abaddon.
>>136057282
Epic
>>136057282
rofl nice try you little bitch now its my turn
*uses blink dagger*
*stuns for 4 (FOUR) seconds*
*uses armlet, reality rift, and ulti*
*kills u*
heh. easy...
>>136057282
You're really bad, bro. Check THIS
*unzips dubs*
>Reminder that anime posters are homosexual
>>136057350
>blink dagger
>>136057160
>>136057169
>>136057245
Nothing's gay about that, dudebros.
I'm just feeling rather lewd this morning that's all.
It's all cool though. You guys can suck my dick if you want to as well, I'm OKAY with this, man.
It's like, no problem.
Australians are shitting up the thread like they shat up their dota 2 scene. Holy crap.
>>136057368
I'm going to rape Kumiko
>>136057450
Wait till you see what they're doing with their country
>>136057425
Just admit you're gay cakeboy
>>136057425
alberto you put your dick away right this moment
away into my MOUTH if you knowmsane hahaaaaaaaa
>>136057474
Her anime is rated 8/10. I wonder if it really is good. Have you seen it?
>>136057450
I don't think there's any Australian dude here right now.
>>136057550
I'm not gay, dude.
That shit's like, fucking gay, man.
WHY the fuck DOES a low priority game not count if the entire team leaves???
i just played fuckign 30 mins of FUCKIGN stomping them then they FUCKING LEVAE
why is thjat EVEN a thing WHAT THE FUCK
>>136057596
Where's this banter coming from?
AnimeNEETs wouldn't be this alpha about being ghey
>>136057558
It's a SHAFT moeblob anime about cute girls doing cute things with a musical twist
>>136057572
viable, reported
>>136057634
almost as if...
it annoys people when you leave games...
>>136057558
If you like lesbians playing with "instruments" go for it
>>136057671
Kumiko isn't in K-On tho
>>136057667
yeah for those 32 times in 4000 games aye LMAO
Dota 2 makes you gay = confirmed
>>136057636
>Where's this banter coming from?
Are you fucking new here, mongoloid?
I fucking OWN this shit, shitstain. Fuck, I even created the thread, dudebro.
My word is absolute and all you dumbfounded dipshits have no other choice but to suck my COCK for memes all day, you fucking 2k MMR shitlords.
My threads are the best, man. The freakin' BEST!
>>136057735
You annoyed 9*32=288 people by leaving.
>>136057596
Yeah you're fucking gay man
Full blown aids gay
>>136057770
Go fool someone else twink sissy fuccboi, if you want you can spread your boipussy so we pump you full of semen
>>136057758
>half the cast is furries, hot men, or manly women
>league exists, yet the dotard willingly plays the game without the cute girls
yeah this game is gay as fuck
>>136057059
Bloodseeker is fun and interesting with force staff.
Brewmaster's Earth panda's stun is fucking stupid.
>peruvians
>>136057770
Aren't you too old to talk like that?
any to watch anime d2g?
not this moeblob thingy you keep blabbing
sort of like stein's gate without the waifu parts
Mom dad please stop fighting
fuck
OFF
DOTA 2 GENERAL IS A GAY FREE, HETEROSEXUAL ENVIRONMENT
>>136057914
I'm young in spirit and in body, broseph!
>>136057059
Can rightclick like clinkz despite being an int fag that cast 10 spells in addition to that.
Meepo can't build bkb...
>>136057963
>heterosexual environment
>posts drake
no anon, you are the gay
>>136057770
haha this is how you get banned barbosa-chan
HEY
strawpoll.me/5836036/
>>136057942
TTGL
>>136057059
HAHA TEN SPELLS
Can't build any orbs
I wouldn't mind it if I could suck on TA's thick ass bulging cock to be honest
>>136057059
lifestealer can actually farm fast in the jungle now with talon (if you want to lose)
i dont like that searing chains chooses its targets at random instead of just the closest
>>136057770
t. Juan Pablo
>>136057849
Dota has the manliest heroes
We have a guy who even in a fucking black hole or locked in time and space will still swing his axe just to fuck you up
We have a guy who slams his beer keg on the floor so hard you can't walk properly
We have a guy who swings a massive sword so hard you feel it three times
We have a guy who shouts so loud you can't fucking move and everyone nearby is knocked back by the sheer force
We have a guy who is so utterly strong he will remove your armor simply by pointing at you
We have a guy so fucking hueg if you hit him it really fucking hurts and he will headbutt you as a fuck you
ATTENTION
A NEW BEESA POST
ChunderBoy Profile Joined August 2011 2015 Posts
19 seconds ago #107501
wish i cud convert to something cool like tengrism
has anybody actually carried through with a rematch request?
>>136058092
>Can't build any orbs
meepo?
>>136058158
So basically, DotA is the "JoJo's bizzare adventure" of MOBAs.
>>136058251
antimage
>>136058210
I wish he could get good enough to not be kicked by a Tier 10 team
>>136058158
>no mention of ULFSAAR, the URSA WARRIOR
>Make thread with the joke about the bombings
>Thread content is 80% all gay shit
>Actual discussion going on about X or Y Hero being gay
Epic.
Like, really.
Totally fuckin' epic, doturds.
Holy shit.
>>136058316
>be a faggot
>attract faggots
woah
March
@MarchDota
Well guys I got my official enlist date to navy. Really going to army April 11th. See you guys in 2 years LOL
welp that's the end of Korean Dota 2
I didn't even notice earlier
>>136058316
why dont you sit on my fucking dick where you belong faggot
>>136058316
Literally all of that is from you Alberto
>>136056735
>BOOM! Edition.
I didn't even notice.
>>136058426
Allah Akbar.
>>136058394
>south korea
literally lmaoing at the life of everyone there
>>136058292
he wasn't kicked everyone else was
>r OpieOp t k
Is Vici Gaming finished?
>>136058297
We have a guy who roars and then becomes basically immune to damage because fuck you I'm a bear
We have a guy who is literally Batman
We have a guy who slams the floor so hard he creates fucking cliffs
We have a guy who is literally fucking Satan
We have a guy who is so manly his tulpa became a physical entity
>>136058394
March hasn't been part of the rooster during the only 2 remarkable achievements of MVP (shangai and dotapit)
stop being retarded
>>136058472
>Shitsa defence force
Kek
>>136058281
my greatest gripe about this is that ICEFRAUD specifically wont allow am to buy diffusal
you cant even stack diffusal even if its no longer uam
like what the fuck, you allowed pudge and venge to buy blink but not AM?
DEFEND THIS DOTARDS!!!!!!
>Playing Defence of the Homosexuals 2
>When you could be playing Osu
Um, Dotards? Explain yourselves.
>>136058583
Don't forget the guy who went to double hell
>>136058583
>We have a guy who is literally fucking Satan
Dotards. You LITERALLY can't make this shit up.
His name is Lucifer.
>>136058656
>7 (You)'s
Feels nice..
>>136058656
>dragon ball is the same as little schoolgirl animes
fuck yourself
Who won?
What wentwrong?
>>136058664
And the guy who can run so fast he doesn't know what cliffs or woods are
>>136058715
adelaide?
>>136058656
Chuan pls
>>136058656
>nothing but (You)'s
>>136058696
And Lucifer was the name given to Satan/The Devil before his fall from grace. Your point?
>>136058748
is this an actual tourney game so i can get a replay id? teams? havent been watching
>>136058748
>Who won
>Radiant tower damage
Gee, I don't know, maybe radiant?
>What went wrong
Dire didn't have druid.
>>136058778
Nope.
Abaddon.
>>136058656
>16 (You)s
Ranked Random draft viable?
Hey Alberto, can you copypaste that paragraph about how to play CARRY Abaddon?
>>136058656
>tfw got a billion (You)s
Who's the most patriotic hero?
>>136058931
You can't possibly have 16 of those (You)'s, dipshit.
7 of them are mine.
>>136058885
was just a small faceit tournament, so only shitters playing.
>when the forced 50 hits just right
>>136058912
Please don't post bad math, it's triggering to some people.
>>136059017
BREWMASTER IS GERMAN
>>136058971
Here you go, dudebro.
Though CARRY Abaddon isn't really good this META with all the Invoker, OD and Slark shit being picked.Those Heroes actually counter CARRY Abaddon.
Start off with a ring of protection, two branches, some tangoes and a mana potion.
Your CARRY Abaddon is going to be a position 2 or even 3. You're never going to be a position 1, dude. Keep that in mind.
Build that basi ring next, get that fuckin' magic wand and some phase boots. Take that basi ring and turn it into a Vlads, and rush a fuckin' S&Y.
After this it depends how the game goes,you can just go a fuckin' basher and run to people and bash their fucking face if you're ballin' outta control and expect to finish early, or you can go Skadi into a AC.
If this goes really late, finish that fuckin' abyssal and after your skadi / heart + AC you can go MKB for the damage.
Max the shield first, 2 points into the passive, max the heal, finish the passive. Always max the ultimate whenever the chance.
If your team is fuckin' kuso ass shit, as they usually are, sometimes it's actually naice to build a aghanism instead of a skadi or heart and go for a AC after, because with the aghanism you can actually stop those shitters from dying.
>>136059010
>>136059042
>>136058931
>obsessed with yous
have some more. holy shit faggots.
>>136059151
i like it honestly
like people bitch about how the system is intentionally trying to get your winrate to 50/50, and like, yeah, that is pretty dumb
but at the same time its like, hey, youre on a winstreak, but are you actually getting better? see if you can carry these shitstains
and it feels SO good to clutch it out and win
>>136059042
Nice try, but thanks for the (You)
>>136059191
Please sir, can I have some more?
>>136059191
Please, I can't hold that many, I'm just a little girl!
>>136059187
thanks dudeley
did you ever get that abaddon sword you wanted?
Brussels?
>>136059263
What the fuck?
>>136059312
Yeah broseph. I also named it Frostmourne and added a "So as the blade rends flesh, so must power scar the spirit." description.
I'm honestly surprised this thread hasn't been nuked yet, this is so much worse than normal
>>136059301
>>136059276
>(You)
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Why is pepe so hungry?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quphpCu-W0k
>>136059301
But you're also a slut, and sluts are stretchy even if you're not some old lady yet!
Who likes yuri here?
>>136059393
dope
that scene in wc3 was so great
>>136059421
What the fuck?
Are you trying to diss MY thread or some shit?
>>136059494
that's forbidden love
>>136059494
Only tentative, uncertain yuri. I'm only in for the cute.
I want to be an anime...
>>136059517
Yeah, what are you gonna do about it?
>>136059654
You could Boku no Pico
What's a good animu to watch doturds?
I bet 70% of my items on VG
>>136059621
"Should I be enjoying this as much I am?" yuri is the best yuri
>>136059716
jojo makes you better at dota
its scientifically proven
>>136059716
>good
>anime
LMAO
>>136059716
Love Live
Reminder that I play CARRY Abaddon, CARRY Omniknight, CARRY CM, CORE Jakiro and I have above 70% win rate with all of them
Reminder that my 50 wins / 16 losses CARRY Abaddon is the best CARRY Abaddon in all the /d2g/
Reminder that that equals to a 34 wins to 0 ZERO loss ratio
Reminder you shitters will literally never be as good as this game as I am despite going full try-hard while I literally play casually with one hand behind my back, literally: http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1869884763
Reminder that once the Majors are over and a new patch comes out that nerfs OD & Invoker, Abaddon will be top pick again
Reminder that I am the chosen by the mist
>>136059757
>jojo
>>136059809
>Moeblob in charge of good taste
>>136059716
>doturds
Its dotards not DOTURDS faggot
for fuck's sake stop trying to for your meme!
doturds is for your erp shit
dotards is the original term
>>136059716
Amagami SS
>>136059802
Reminder that Love Live is Dota related
>>136059846
>unironically liking jojo
embarrassing
>>136056804
Well, are you satisfied?
>>136059903
im the boy in this pic btw
>>136059905
>Moeblob literally in charge of good taste
>tfw no inhouse to play music in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvTrbnouU3Q
LL is yuri
POST YFW ENVY IS STREAMING
>2.5k mmr
>every game there will be at least one player on your team who might as well be the other team's 6th man
I guess I need to just start playing hard carry every game. I tried going mid, but once I hit 2700, my teams adapted this new strategy of losing both top and bot lane before 8 mins while our jungle feeds and everyone is mad at me... even though I'm 3-0 with excellent farm and 18 denies on their mid.
can you still gift items that were already gifted?
im talking about the new drop system
Bane is so fucking based.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meH9uKpQfzM
>>136060104
>tfw EE will neverput you in a diaper
>>136060092
Alright, then my work here is done, dudester.
Enjoy the memes and carry on with vigor and strength!
Also,
>tfw no Crusader Hero
which raibu are you?
>>136059903
>all that hair and eye color variety
Holy shit Japanese want to be white so badly.
Would you adopt a catgirl?
>>136060104
I've waited so long
Which hero is the donald trump of dota? Dark Seer or Earthshaker?
When will icefraud make banter the new meta so that australia can finally win a major tournament?
>>136060013
/ll/ is against the law and NOT ALLOWED
>>136060104
I want to smash his face into the floor 1000X for losing to Navi
>>136060270
Invoker.
Will I become better at dota if I use le epik wc3 names for items and heroes? Like buriza instead of daedalus?
>>136060250
No, it must be awful washing them.
>you will never have a stream harem like bulldog
feels bad
>>136060439
Yes, it'll psychologically affect your teammates making them think you are a dota 1 veteran, automatically making them listen to you and your orders. Just some dotA psychology in work here you guys.
>>136060150
you can win games with pretty much any role at that mmr if you just work on your mechanics and very basic decision making (ie every time you die a stupid death think about why and just DONT do that and youll be gaining mmr really quickly)
midlane is the preferred lane for people looking to carry in pubs because you can have a lot of impact early on and transition into a carry role depending on what hero you're on
playing hard carry is a thing where you're pretty much going to be crippled trying to play the role without good supports because you're going to have a lot less farm without guaranteed safe farm, stacked camps ... basically competent supports. so you have to learn to farm VERY efficiently (relative to your play level) and never die
don't doubt support, either. playing a support at your mmr is the only way to guarantee that you will have a support, and being GOOD at support is the only way to guarantee you have a good support. learn the basics of supporting and you'll be a better carry
>>136060270
Dark Seer and Invoker are the only choice because they make sure they're on the other side of the wall. And while Invoker might slow down invaders, Dark Seer makes them work for you which is important.
>>136060439
no, its retarded and only hipster russians do this
you want to call tinker boush?
>>136060592
But you Icewall and wall of replica can be crossed
Fissure CANT be crossed
>>136060439
Pretty much.
The more WC3 names you use, specially when addressing Heroes like Drow as Traxex or Warlock as Demnok Lannik, will intimidate your teammates and make them respect / listen to whatever you have to say.
>>136060439
>will I become older faster by pretending to be older??
>3/22
>Brussels gets bombed
HOW IS THIS A COINCIDENCE
>>136060040
Kaboom! Bang!
dumb animeNEETs
>>136060736
>Wake up
>brussels bombed
>no patch
I will go back to sleep now
>>136060736
wait what
by who
Who bombed Brussels? Was it isis?
>>136060794
>by who
Who do you think retard?
>Techies, a terrorist hero, has a pig Arcana when pig is considered haram
Bravo Valve
>>136060736
>>136060739RAMPAGE!!!!!!!!!
>>136060671
But earthshaker pays for the fissure with his mana.
>>136060990
So do Invoker and DS for their walls
>>136060982
How tolerant
>>136060736
Why the fuck would anyone pick Brussels?
>>136060794
People false flagging as muslims
#notAllMuslims
How do I get boipussy dotards?
>>136060853
It was people who pretended to be muslims.
>tfw when qt girl stares right in your eyes with eyes wide open as if she was scared witnessing your last frayed ends of soul dying
dont do this to me ever again please
>>136061093
Erp with someone in your local chat then arrange a meetnfuck
>>136061093
you be the most alpha motherfucker in every game
instalock mid
"im mid, 2 tangos or feed"
"buy courier"
"stack for me"
the little fuckboy supports will be quivering in their skinny jeans for your fat invoker DICK
>>136061051
It was fake muslims
>>136061124
Why? What's the actual point? Do they not know actual muslims have been hard at work doing the same shit anyway, for free?
>>136061049
>invoker
>4 int gain
its like saying saudi arabia has to spend money...
dude they dont even care
>>136061075
>>136061124
>>136061227
Is that the official explanation or the "official" explanation
Why are people trying to rush Boots of Travel for Phantom Lancer? That's the stupidest shit next to rush BOT for Ember Spirit.
>>136061238
What are you saying?
>>136061346
>rushing bots on Ember is stupid shit
>>136061346
i dont know what you mean by "rushing" bots but bot first item is standard on ember spirit
>>136060587
I've tried all 5 roles.
Support is where I hit the hardest ceiling.
Offlane is where I had the narrowest impact
Carry is where I had the biggest hurdles
Midlane is where I had the best overall effect.
Utility always just falls flat, unless I'm someone with a massive teamfight ability like Tide, Earthshaker or Enigma.
I played support almost exclusively for my first year of Dota, with an 85% winrate as CM until I hit 2900 and suddenly every carry became an idiot.
And them captain's mode died. Not only did I have to struggle against bad players, I also had to struggle against their bad picks.
>Boom edition
fucking autistic burgers
When will Singsing be relevant guys?
>>136061436
hmm
well
im a 4k. thats better than 2.9k but in the entirety of the spectrum of dota 2 players, its not by much
and my honest recommendation is just to play what you enjoy the most
don't focus on winning for now. when you play dota, you want to be pushing your limits, trying new things, and trying to absorb information. that should be your goal. not to win
play what you find enjoyable and don't worry about what's the easiest to win with. i mained support and calibrated at like 1.5k and it was a miserable time but i stuck with it because i really liked support and eventually i got, hey, pretty decent at it, and i started climbing even though i wasnt playing a core role
>>136061061
>capital of EU
>full of muslims since decades
How is that surprising?
>>136061346
>>136061429
>le badtinker gaming
rtz's coming home soon
get ready for some comfy 10 hours streams bros
>>136061601
Kaipi will win the next major!
>>136061637
you got it backwards, tinker is badember
>>136061436
face it bro, the only constant in all your games is your own skill. Its time to face the truth and play another game.
I recommend hungry hungry hippos
its a 10/10 game and only you will do the feeding
>>136061665
>Singsing will win x
Love this meme
>>136061436
>2900
>good picks in cm
ayy
y
y
y
i have advice
kys and stop blogging
viable?
t. psg hater
>>136061721
PSG did nothing wrong.
>>136061706
brutal, savage, wrecked
>>136061706
>the only constant is you
LOVE this meme
>>136061713
Singsing will win something though
>>136061604
I suppose. I guess I'll just go back to supporting and relax for a bit. All of my favorite heroes are either supports or int mids that I try WAY too hard on.
OK so i have question
Is first item Radiance spectre a meme build or is it legit? Are there any situations where you can/should build it? Or is something like urn/drums/yasha/difiusal better?
>marxists import millions of muslims
>thousands of europeans have been murdered by them in recent times
>horrendous crime by them all over
>marxists still keep importing them
When will the modern globalist elite be identified as traitors & killed
>>136061858
A participation award.
>>136061856
i mean its true though
what does every single losing team that youve ever been on have in common? they had you on it
do they have anything else in common? no everyone else is a complete stranger who may or may not be having a good or bad dota day and who may or may not have a different understanding of the game and of heroes and of item and skill builds and whatever than you do
>Try to play doom now
>Scorched earth deals no damage
>Infernal blade deals no damage
>FUCKING DOOM DEALS NO DAMAGE
why did they do to my husbando? ;_;
Troll is being played by a chink team. They're losing against VG because VG picked OD
>>136061908
radiance has wicked synergy with your ult and accelerates your farm by a lot but is also very passive and greedy
the second build you listed is more of an aggressive build for capitalizing on your global map presence and deleting supports
its a game sense thing, just play spectre
OK so i have question
Is first item Battlefury AM a meme build or is it legit? Are there any situations where you can/should build it? Or is something like vanguard/vlads/manta better?
>>136061952
that logic is so awful that it's terrifying
>>136061985
doom is badlegion
LC can jungle better, faster
LC forces co-ordination
LC is good v push
LC can get talon dagger and phase by 9 min
>>136061952
This reasoning cannot support itself because it applies to the other 9 players in the game. It is facile.
Nice try, though.
>>136061910
It wasn't muslims. It was imposters.
>>136061941
If EE can win a major, I'm sure Singsing can
>>136061985
infernal blade does like ~200 damage or so to a 600 hp opponent at level 1 now. its actually sick
his ulti does kinda suck now so aghs is core
>dont play for a year
>come back to dota
>all of my favorite heroes are now nerfed into the ground
>the memeback is still strong where you can give out 1k gold to the enemy team if you're so foolish as to die
>the meta favors two heroes mid and 2-3 heroes in the safelane
>all other 'viable' picks this patch are boring as fuck braindead heroes
>mfw
whens the next ballance patch, icefraud you fucking jewish asian faggot
>>136062116
>LC jungles faster
no
>>136060863
>all terrorists are muslims
bravo (You)
why do people even use alternative spectre voice
>>136062138
aghs is shit on doom
Theres no reason to buy it
You only bought it originally for the damage because doom didn't have damage
Now doom has infernal blade so you have shittons of damage
I'd go lothars, necro 3, blademail/ghost, stuff like that
>>136061908
You should always get a PMS first as Spectre afterbthe gigantic buff Dispersion got with damage block.
>>136061786
he did everything wrong
his beta cuckold life included
>>136062163
what is chokepoint jungling with iron talon
Devour has a cooldown bruh
>>136062116
puppey played 4 pos jungling/roaming doom hundred times better than any cancer legion i ever seen
if you win as LC jungle then its only because your lanes didn't lose without third support/useful roamer and if you lose then its usually 100% on you
>>136062163
How can doom farm jungle faster then?
>>136062169
all muslims are terrorists
>>136062081
not that guy
but check the irony of your post
staggering
>>136062120
> it applies to the other 9 players in the game. It is facile.
nice try pretending to know shit
you wont ever get to play with those 9 retards, so again, the most constant on those 3000 games that you play will you (YOU)
OK so i have question
Is first item Solarcrest Alch a meme build or is it legit? Are there any situations where you can/should build it? Or is something like radiance/manta/octarine better?
>>136062232
>doom doomed people to apply damage
d2g
>>136062253
Doom can build iron talon too and doesn't need to chokepoint jungle.
Would you milk her?
>>136062336
you bought aghs on doom for the damage
>>136062148
If only 'braindead heroes' are good to you now it actually means you've gotten super rusty. Practice a little and back into the swing.
>>136062281
Sumail isn't a terrorist. And he made America great again. w33 won a major and isn't a terrorist. Miracle is not a terrorist.
>>136062148
>the meta favors two heroes mid
Almost had me going.
See you tomorrow.
>>136061908
Never rush radiance. Spectre is strong because of the assist gold changes. PMS Urn Phase Drums then Radiance.
Then you get a Manta and from there you can build into other things. Diffusal doesn't give you much of a damage boost until lategame when your illusions can solo the team. Manta causes you to become a menace to supports when a fight breaks out.
>>136062281
you are dumb as fuck
terrorism doesnt have anything to do with religion
religion and media is only a tool to controll brainless sheeple like you that cant form own opinion
t. agnostic
americans i swear
>>136062353
Doom can build iron talon too he says
what sustain will you have after your first 3 camps
>>136062389
>>136062232
YOU. BUY. AGHS. FOR. THE. PASSIVE. DISABLE. AKA. BREAK
>>136062461
>agnostic
so atheist but too pussy to admit it because he needs to fit in and being atheist is no longer in
>>136062363
I don't even know what the fantasy lore on succubus milk is but I'm positive it will kill me and destroy medieval christian society or whatever so no.
>Eating a creep somehow gets you more gold out of them
Explain this shit doturds.
>>136062517
no
you buy silver edge for a passive break
you USED to buy aghs for the damage
Now theres no reason to buy it because your exort does lots of damage
>>136062315
Think about it: I am the only constant in my games. They are the only constant in their games. When we play together, even if it's only one time only, where does the fault lie; the guy who is the only constant in his games, or the other guys who are the only constant in their games?
Fucking hell you are a retard.
>>136062503
the troll priest/big satyr in your stomach
>>136062614
nutrition = successful and better life
This ain't even fantasy facts
what skill do i max as Slark
and what do i build early on
>>136062663
max q
build shadowblade or blink depending on opponents skill
>>136062663
Get everything but only max Dark Pact after you have 6.
>>136062461
Not all muslims are terrorists.
But all terrorists are muslim.
>wake up sheeple
You wake up, faggot. There's yet another fucking fundamentalist muslim terror attack killing about 20 people today, and you're rolling over to suck islam's dick. Agnostic my ass. There's a strain of agnosticism/athiesm among college campuses that fedoras against christianity but are too chicken shit to say anything about islam.
Grow a fucking pair because people are dying because you and people like you are faggots that are too lazy to look into reality. And would rather pretend to be morally superior than the rest of us.
>>136062767
20 people die every day in other parts of the world
So D2g, who jungles better? LC or DOOM? You decide.
>>136062628
This is why you dont get the logic behind the ONLY CONSTANT meme.
Its not in that one game people are referring. Its the totality of your games.
But if you are getting constantly matched with retards in your games, it means you are nowhere near enough the level to carry them.
Fucking hell this is like talking to PSG
>>136062824
in muslim parts
>>136062767
>He's not progressive
You're just jealous that you're nowhere near as progressive as me faggot. I've got 12 refugees in my home. I provide for all of them. I've given them my daughters. What the fuck have you done for these people?
>>136062825
Lone Druid
>tfw no refugee gf
>>136062825
Are those Memes? Doesn't Doom need to run around the jungle looking for his abilities, and if he doesn't find them due to rng has to keep looking for extended periods anyway? I would plan for worst-case scenario.
>>136062874
>You're just jealous
Don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again.
>>136062856
Everything was fine before america invaded them. Now EU takes the backlash because america is too far away.
>>136062874
here your (You). made me chuckle
>>136062963
someone post the EE pic
>>136062874
>what have you done
I'm voting for the only candidate that opposed the war in Iraq. But other than that, I don't give half a fuck about what happens to the refugees. It's not my job to make their lives decent. It's theirs.
>>136062824
It's normal in the middle east. Muslims blowing up muslims is par for the course, I have an inclination to give a fuck when they're blowing up people I'm related to and faggots like you have the audacity to say 'dont be wacisst' instead of looking at the fucking reality. The double speak is well beyond tolerable anymore.
>>136062894
>>136062950
YOU FOOLS. The correct answer is enigma
>>136063015
I only got the Gabe pic.
>>136062840
Explain why super high mmr players can play out of their minds but lose those games
To pull one out of a hat, singsing's tinker match where he got millions of kills and dragged the game out to 70 minutes, with a spectre on his team who was also six slotted
>>136062950
The worst case scenario is wildlings forever or something and even that helps you farm the damn jungle.
>>136062614
Doom digests them
The rest of the heroes just kill them and steal their loot
>>136062974
well someone needs to finish the job and glass the entire area
>>136062974
No one forced EU to accept refugees and give them free shit.
You did that because you're stupid.
>>136062614
pretty much everything gives you gold when it is killed or destroyed
therefore, we can hypothesize everything in dota 2 is made of gold
doom just gets more gold by digesting the creep and getting that extra bit out
>>136063120
There's no point in talking about stuff that won't happen.
>>136063101
>>136063167
How are you supposed to spend gold that is in your stomach?
>307 posts
>49 unique posters
DOTARDS?????????????????????????????????????????
>>136063195
FeelsBadMan
>>136060794
>by who
Are you retarded?
>>136062974
>everything was fine before America
Yes, Muslims hadn't en murdering each other for hundreds of years before that. Same goes for Sub-Saharan Africa, right? The multitude of tribes weren't killing each other and selling off prisoners as slaves to friendly tribes before the white man came.
>>136063195
>iran has nukes now
>he thinks the region getting glassed won't happen
Lol. Damn near inevitable at this point.
Roshan drops the item that gives him immortality, but he just respawns after a couple of minutes, making him essentially immortal.
Can't explain that
>>136063257
All me using proxies.
>>136063279
sure they did but that didn't affect the civilized world
now it does
>>136063092
singsing? If this is the game you are referring to, Ill tell you why.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqzC_XEA2kU
Tinker is a blackhole of farm, this is on like 6.73 or something which was the memeback meta. He was stacking with a retard friend and NO FUCKING HEX until 55 MIN!
Thats on his itemization and nothing else
>>136063092
>Explain why super high mmr players can play out of their minds but lose those games
>hur why cant they win every single game of dota
yet you keep ignoring the fact that high mmr players also had games against people with retarted teammates but they never complained? because they won, why would they give a shit if the enemy team was more retarded
but once JUST one game you have a retarded teammate. the 2k forced fifty brain comes out of the woodworks
>>136063292
It's not happening this century. I can't see nukes being used. That's a fine line and not even trump would cross it.
>>136063245
he poops it out? duhh
>>136063360
>also had games against people with retarted teammates but they never complained
This pretty much sums up any ME OOGA, TEAM BOOGA / Forced 50% posters.
"WHEN I WIN I DESERVE IT, WHEN I LOSE IT'S BECAUSE MY TEAM SUCKS"
Why don't you guys ever post games where you played like shit, but got carried :^)?
>>136063308
What I don't understand is why roshan dies when you kill him. He's supposed to come back immediately like WK.
>>136063447
doom scat porn when?
>>136063375
if he was muslim he would
>>136063375
>He thinks the USA will launch the first nuke
You realize we're not the only ones with a nuclear arsenal, right? We have the biggest one, but there's a dozen other countries in that part of the world with nukes.
>>136063340
>now it does
Because you're importing them en masse? How about... don't import primitive violent cultures that treat women as second class citizens. And somehow, they won't be able to blow themselves up in civilized areas.
>>136059808
72% winrate, 168 matches carry abaddon player here. Teach me your ways fampai
>>136063552
our women won't rape themselves
>>136063347
>>136063360
>blame the higher mmr player and singsing's itemisation for his loss.
Stay classy d2g.
No wonder dota is a dead game
>>136063564
Keep up the good work, dudester!
>>136063552
Those other countries don't give a shit or have the balls because they're in the range of nukes. Only america would attack. America is the most militant country in the world.
>Brussels attack on March 22
>3/22
>322
dotards???????????????????????
>>136063375
We're not talking about Trump using nukes, we're talking about Iran.
I don't believe a direct and nationally-attributable strike would occur since for certain Israel and maybe the US would retaliate in kind, which would spell doom for Iran. Indirect nuclear terrorism is the only way Iran could attack a neighbor without them having solid proof Iran arranged such an attack, since Iran could have plausible deniability through shit like poor fail-safes due to poor technology, or theft, or rogue personnel. It would have Russia's back in this case. If Iran directly attacked Russia absolutely would not support them, but would 100% send troops and clean-up crews for "humanitarian" purposes purely so they could retain a foothold in the devastated nation.
What went wrong?
>>136063627
>tfw got rused
screaming meepo man . jpg
>>136062419
Dude I don't know if you are trolling or not but Muslim isn't a race. Why do you think in Saudi Arabia they kill you if you leave Islam? Cause if it was a race then you couldn't change it.
I am not sure those ppl even pray.
>>136063618
They sure do pretend to be raped really often.
>>136063691
>322
dotards???
>>136063723
Hit the towers some more.
i love you d2g!
>>136063754
Most muslims don't even play
>>136063552
Russia's stockpile is much bigger than the US's and Russia's can deploy more in a shorter space of time.
>>136063691
>Romans 3:22
This righteousness is given through faith in Jesus Christ to all who believe. There is no difference between Jew and Gentile,
>>136063820
teggies wouldn't let us to be honest
>>136063681
The population has been non-interventionist since before WW2, it's always the politicians that want to get involved in shit that doesn't affect us.
And Trump is non-interventionist as fuck. He's going to charge you cucks for our military presence. You're going to refuse. We're going to pull out and let you stew in your own filth. Which is the ideal outcome because I'm tired of hearing about the rest of the world's pissing and moaning about america not doing enough for their problems.
Go fuck yourselves.
>implying we'd be the ones nuking anyone
Fucking sophomoric faggot sucking that government funded news media tit.
>>136063762
This means they did it themselves. Brussels bombed themsleves.
>>136062419
>Sumail isn't a terrorist.
Sumail isn't a Muslim?
>>136063890
>be dusa
>doesnt have bkb to clear out the mines
>>136063848
>implying I care
Cold war is over. No one cares who has the bigger stockpile except politicians and generals. There's more than enough to go around to kill everyone on a major continent.
I'll be playing Techies non-stop in honour of this 3/22 meme
>>136063953
no he's American now
What went wrong? I was the ember. I crushed the zeus in midlane
https://yasp.co/matches/2239315568
>>136063998
I was just pointing out that you're wrong is all.
>>136064024
So he was a terrorist at one point?
So EE is going to watch this show next.
He just copy-pasted the link to it's MAL page on his stream by mistake.
Have you watched it, /d2g/?There's NTR in it.
>>136064061
Russia can't even account for half it's payload, but yea. Sure.
>>136059720
so its been 30mins since vg win. I got swindled didn't I?
>>136064027
>it's a I won mid lane so we should have won the game episode
Winning it is one thing, using the lead effectively is another.
Using nukes is like ddosing or calling gg. It doesn't count anymore.
>>136064062
>living in the past
>>136064024
>muslim americans don't exist, violent or otherwise
>>136064226
>associating with former jihadis
>>136064194
i won versus the zeus and the faggot kotl that was sitting behind him. Once the zeus got a veil he just shat on my team. How can I prevent this. The fucking matchmaking is retarded
>>136064062
Did a Muslim fuck your girl ?
>>136064190
Betting is haram
>>136064027
You may have won the battle but they have already won the war
*tips
>>136064286
>t. Muhammad
>>136064402
Muslims can't have sex before marriage.
>>136062232
>>136062138
Is aether lens a viable option? I bought it once, it was meh. I kinda helped me overall ingame, but it didn't really help that much. We lost, but the team was also pretty bad.
(not in tryhard-muh-we-have-to-win-with-500-apm-and-there's-only-one-single-viable-itembuild-if-you-buy-other-items-you-get-reported games but in games with fun people with about 3 to 4k mmr)
>>136064280
>The fucking matchmaking is retarded
Dont play heroes you can't even play effieciently.
Especially on ember.
>>136062582
Underrated post
>>136064280
>it's a "third world support randomer thinks he's hot shit" episode
>>136064439
Was Muhammad molesting 6-9 year-old Aisha before marriage, or were they already married?
>>136064439
4Head
>>136064516
They were married. And molestation is a fabrication. It's a honeypot word constructed by the west.
>>136062435
od/invoker mid all game every game, rofl
oh wait, i forgot zoos
thats three, my bad
>>136064439
Does just the tip count?
>>136064516
do pigs even live that long?
>>136064610
Sorry, I meant was he conducting completely consensual sexual acts with 6-9 year-old Aisha.
Thanks for clearing that up though Abdul.
>>136064027
No rapiers rushed.
>>136064439
A muslim wedding takes literally 30 seconds. They have a special process for it in sharia. A short-term wedding which is basically a loophole to have sex with whores. You honestly can't make this shit up.
>I will just amalgamate existing skills into one skill then give this hero a new skill that is retarded strong
How is this balance?
>>136064669
Her dad was okay with it.
>>136064695
They only do that in iran. Nobody else agrees with that one.
League of Legends players are muslims
>>136064726
Icefrog is increasingly getting less creative.
WHERE THE FUK IS THE SPRING CLEANING PATCH LA
hahaha well played alberto this is the most pol thread ever
ITS THE BOMB
>>136064669
All yall are just trying to keep a sandnigga down.
>>136064778
>>136064695
>>136064610
>>136064516
>>136064439
>>136064402
>>136064286
>>136064274
>>136064243
>>136064062
>>136063953
>>>/out/
There's no proof muslims did it.
>>136064858
I make the best threads, dudebro.
The BEST!
>>136064871
>being a mudshit
I'm surprised he hasn't killed himself.
I'd suggest it, but he might take a city block with him.
>>136064961
Until there is proof that Muslims did it.
>>136065037
Yes. Find some proof before you talk
>>136064667
What are you even saying?
>>136064961
Who was it then?
>322
Probably means they did it themselves.
>>136065118
your prophet was a pig fucker
>belgium is evacuating a nuclear power plant
Just sayin.
>>136065186
I'm not muslim Jamal. You gonna blow me up for it?
>>136065271
Just normal procedure....
nothing to worry about....
>>136065308
Literally twenty second March.
>>136065271
They're evacuating everything and telling all citizens to be afraid of going anywhere, it's kind of nutty.
>>136064961
belgium captured the paris bomber last friday
coincidence? i think not
>>136065372
>stay where you are
>but also evacuate pls
>>136065037
>man heard shouting in arabic moments before blast
>w-w-we don't know if it was muslims, you racist bigots!
>>136065425
I think they're just bad at catching bombers. And you know how easy it is to pretend to be muslim? I bet everyone does it whenever they feel like terroring around.
>>136065485
>all arabs are muslim
>>136065485
What would you do if you want to blow up a train? Wouldn't you say those things?
>>136065610
>Buddhist Arabs blew up an airport and train
This thread is a kek factory
Why don't more people build dragon lance on OD?
It's objectively better than drums on that hero.
>>136065485
Every time
>Muslims are a peaceful, gentle religious people!
>these terrorists aren't real Muslims!
>there's no real proof that ISIS used the refugee crisis to infiltrate their troops
>that man with an ISIS flag on his t-shirt is just exercising his right to political freedom, now stop talking bad things about him!
>their pedophilic sex gangs are a punishment for us raping their lands! It's justified and deservedly!
>>136065761
>alberto
>hehe, all, me, dude, bro
>liek, broseph
>>136065637
>愛してるにこちゃん
>ばんざい!!!!!!
>>136065637
We'd say GIMME THEM DANK MEMES instead, you faggot.
>>136065818
Drums gives more stats an aura and an active.
Drums is the most broken item in terms of price-quality at the moment in the entire game.
You god damn fucking DUMB CUMIKO POSTER.
>>136065907
>gimme them dank memes
>kys to deny yourself the memes
>>136065818
But I saw pros do it so it must be good
>>136065818
DKP
>>136065950
But the stats are equivalent and anybody on your team can build drums. Like your melee carry or a roaming support where the active would actually be good on.
That extra 200 range on OD is incredibly for getting off his orb on people, which is the only reason why OD is such the power house that he is right now. You idiot.
...
Hey!
>Coolant removed
FUUUUUCK
>>136066130
DKP
K
P
>>136066130
Wow you're feisty cumiko!
That's pretty hot...
>>136066130
Dragon lance gives 200 attack range
LITERALLY DUMB KUMIKO POSTER
>>136061143
Can you stop posting your own webm of absolutely nothing you fucking 2k shitter
I'm a muslim anime dota 2 fan. I am in no way associated with the insane terrorist people. Please don't blame the rest of us.
honestly i love dota 2
Should I purchase the "Grey Gallant" set for Omniknight from the DOTA 2 store?
It costs 5€ on the store, and it's being sold for 10€ on the market.
Individual pieces like the shoulders or beard go for 2€ and 3€ each.
Is this one of those rare cases where actually purchasing the item from the store comes in cheaper?
Should I do it?
>>136066665
Why don't Muslims just convert to Christianity since everybody hates Muslims?
What's so good about being a Muslim?
pol aside
does qw invoker counter TA?
since hes a natural urn carrier, it destroys TA's refraction
>>136066763
Hey, are you the Akari poster?I like you.
>>136066665
kill yourself
>>136066763
You get to marry little girls!
>>136066874
No, thats me, im the akari poster..
>>136066763
Muslims are pure.
>>136066761
Anyone?
>>136066761
Aren't you not able to sell anything on the market until after like a week of owning it?
>>136066883
You dont need religion to marry little girls here in India
>>136067138
Yes, you're right.
>>136066814
Qw is just annoying, QE is where its at
>>136067061
>>136066761
for fucks sake you're about to do the right thing yet you still ask for anyone to think for yourself
I-Is being 4200 rating okay d2g?
>>136067165
I like to live in sanitary countries though
>>136067165
But I don't want to live in India.
>>136066874
>>136066949
And i forgotTy :3
>>136056735
>BOOM! Edition.
>Devastation: stfu nerd no1 cares
>Devastation: fight me irl
>Devastation: i'll fkn walrus punch you in the dick
>Devastation: fgt
>strayan dota
>>136067243
how do you compete with the flash farm of most mids as invoker?
>>136065818
I usually just get blink, astral + blink is 100% escape against 80% of heroes
The love of my life had her flight cancelled. She was going to go visit her parents. I hate radical terrorists. I hope she doesn't hate me for it though. Just because I'mmuslim
>>136067284
dont believe the white mans lies
we have toilets
>>136067292
why not
it is butifel country
>>136066763
well every one hates jews too. even the muslims.
>>136067443
you can't fool me DESIGNATED poster
i've seen slumdog millionaire. i know your tricks
>>136067580
There is plenty of pussy in Mumbai. Plz come.
>>136067441
I hope your coalburning cumdumpster will hate you forever
>>136067443
>we have toilets
kek, I can literally google designated shitting streets and pull up thousands of images of you filthy cunts shitting, in groups, in the middle of a road.
>Tfw you ghostwrite all of tiagos posts and he gets all the yous
Feels cuked man
>tfw you're a non-terrorist muslim but still get heat cuz all of the dumbshit jihadis
>>136067624
What's a coalburner?
Who's going to be the cancer hero of 6.87?
I'm so proud of myself for having made this thread.
It's things like these that make me go to sleep feeling really happy and content at 2pm in the afternoon after having been awake all night since yesterday.
You DOTURDS are alright.
>>136067649
>developing countries have poor parts
whoa
>>136067823
>developing
Yeah, okay Pahjeet.
>this thread
>>136067815
Your parents must be proud AnimeNEET :)jk your mother probably regrets not aborting you haha
>>136067734
This is all because these whites don't have enough cops. You gotta protect your damn countries. There's barely any security anywhere.
this thread is absolute dog shit, someone just make a new one already and delete this shit
>>136067913
i bercinta Anda ibu jalang hes orang besar untuk Anda
Who /switchingovertoTF2/ here?
Does Belgum have any relevant players?
>>136068145
Why?
>>136065685
LMFAO that is fucking great.
>>136068178
Because its more fun than dotards 2
>>136057123
Why was this post ignored? Lol
>>136068145
>tfw top ranked tf2 player
>don't like the game
>tfw like dota and spend all my time watching esports
>shit at the game
What do?
>>136067913
>>http://m.timesofindia.com/city/bareilly/UP-villagers-prefer-open-fields-raze-Swachh-loos/articleshow/50582495.cms
>>136067401
Uhhhh you gank the other lanes with balanced spirits and balanced snap with a garnish of balance strike for a creep wave's worth of gold?
>>136068285
try playing without LMAO box and take the buttplug out of your anus, FAGGOT
What the fuck mineski x is literal shit
>>136067391
>tfw no dotard to walrus punch your dick off
feels bad
>>136068379
>times of designated
I stay on the White side of the internet. Thanks though.
>>136068457
After the dotapit Lan these rank C tournaments are trash.
>Just realise that Bloodseeker's Bloodrage amplifies Iron Talon's damage
CAN SOMEONE SAY FASTEST JUNGLER?
>>136068285
I am the oposite man.
I have been playing dota for like 10 years since before they put the stomping sleepy hoof man into the first dota (and after 10 years i still havent learned the names or abilities of these new fucks).
To be good at dota, you need to have map awareness so you actually know where the head of the beast is, so to speak. Then just try not to die.
>>136068552
How much does it amplify?
>>136068145
literally no one and you know it
>>136068413
>take the buttplug out of your anus
Will that really help?
>>136068630
no
reminder that playing with a buttplug makes you better at dota
I've been trying to pimp up my Legion Commander.
Could you guys post some screenshots of yours?
>>136068664
>tfw wanna git gud at taking it up the butt
>tfw still hurts using the teeniest buttplug
Who's the most fatherly hero?
>>136068745
you need amyl nitrate
>>136068625
+25%/30%/35%/40% duh
Since Talon's active is pure damage it means it will go from 40% of current HP to 50%/52%/54%/56% (If used only on self or the creep) or -/-/73%/78% of current hp (If used on self and creep)
I need a sheever webm.
The lewd one would be best.
>>136068905
How about a Muslim webm from our favourite Islamic actor, B'en Af-lecki?
>>136068757
prob alch
you'd really have to look at all the heroes lore to figure that one out
>>136062582
It gives you bigger tits and a bigger ass. Overall makes you a bigger slut, and maybe shrinks your dick, I cant remeber.
t. CoC
DOTA 2?
>>136069117
no. anime
>>136069117
maybe
>>136068757
ursa maybe, he's always talking about his cubs or some shit
>>136068851
5 minute midas! What's your build?
>>136069061
>Al uses this ogre to escape prison and it's strictly a utilitarian relationship at first but then they become bros
It's so cute.
What are good heroes for fucking around with the bots?
I know you can keep them in the laning stage for like 20 minutes by cutting creeps as axe and you can get a 15 minute throne as brood but I need more.
>>136065992
eternally rare memes
wouldnt id be worth?
post your gamer pc and setting, doturds
>>136069317
"...figure that one out"
is referring to: the question at hand,
not "why alch is best father of dota"
>>136069456
underage detencted
I want to riptide inside naga
>>136069605
Dad thought I was playing a porn game as I played naga
>>136069605
I want to gush inside Tide while he ravages me with his smashing anchor
I want to make Traxex gust.
>>136068379
>patels actually so indoctrinated that they destroy toilets in favor of their designated shitting streets
YOU CANT
MAKE
THIS
SHIT
UP
i wanna pounce onto slark and get hella shift stacks off him
>>136069241
I was about to object against midas but then I remembered that Blood desperately needs the xp since he can only snowball by being ahead in levels.
As for the build, skillwise I prefer maxing thirst first, then bloodrage (having a point in blood rite).
Itemwise it is just the standard thing you see on blood 2bh
I want to give alch my unstable concoction
I would focus fire Wingranger's windy ass
i want brewmaster to thunderclap my asshole
>>136069828
>>136069572
Kunkka's aghs does not get enough credit phams.
Halving the travel time and making it drag enemies is severely underrated (still think the drag radius should be a tad bigger tho)
I want Kunkka to torrent all over me and inside me
>>136069352
You only get 72
Meanwhile each board has like 20 unique ones, with more being developed in straya shitpost think-tanks every week
>Doom's INT from 13+2.1 to 19+2.1
>Scorched blade stun from 0.3 to 0.4/0.5/0.6/0.7
doom fixed?
someone post pigtails sheever
>tfw you have a good game on tidehunter
>>136070192
>more memes developed each week
have fun with your meme devaluation then faggot
I like my memes exotic and rare, thus expensive
>>136070280
literally yes
that fucking mana pool is abysmal
>>136070280
>autocast bash with a broken damage steroid
>>136070476
>2.0 BAT
>>136070280
add 3 to the base armor value and you got yourselves burning kike of jungling jackassery
what's next for his career ?
>march will be gone for 2 years due to military service
AHAHAHAHHAHAHA FUCKING KOREA
>>136070705
>tfw dota is not big enough in korea to have a doto team in the military so march doesn't wash up
everything is possible guize
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfGAVVXFnH8
>>136070420
>Using the same tired memes for all eternity
I know the perfect place for you!>>>/reddit/
>>136070540
Yeah and spiritbreaker is in the trashcan right?
>>136070889
>d2g doesn't use the same memes everytime
Even the "le redirect to le reddit" meme is old and stale by now
>FIRST BLOOD
>the enemy that died abandons immediately
>play 5v4 for 40 minutes because my team won't push
>at the end realize the game won't be scored because he abandoned a second before he died
>>136070705
all 6 Korean Dota 2 players will have to do it eventually 4Head
>>136070983
SB has reliable ways of proccing his bash
What happened to EG? Even C9 didn't flopthis hard.
>no esports for over two weeks
WWWHHHHHYYYY CAN'T WE SLEEP FOR EV VER
phoenix buff: fire spitirs balls can now hit heroes when there floating around phoenix in melee range
fire spirit now stacks
fire spirits now surround phoenix when she ults
>>136071358
>buffing phoenix
>>136070324
>tfw 80% winrate on tide
Tide is basically free wins
>>136063490
>Why don't you guys ever post games where you played like shit, but got carried
Because they don't exist.
brewmaster aghs: permanant ult form
fixed?
>>136071727
Just give him the old aghs back that buuffed the stats of the splits.
>>136062663
Go aquila, shadow blade drum s&y / skadi and wreck that mid game familia
why does no one pick clockwerk anymore
>>136071815
give him his spells in ult form AND stats
balanced, hire me
>>136071847
Because his reworked cog is literal shit
>>136071847
because jungling offlaners is the trend right now
and also circular cogs are bullshit, unless you got into literal melee you'd miss it
>6 seconds of invulnerability on a 40 second cd
>Aghs gives 50% DAMAGE REDUCTION to the whole team
How is this shit balanced?
>>136057059
Meepo is one hell of a ganker
Dazzle's Poison touch is shit and needs a buff
>>136071847
can't mess with creep equilibrium as much anymore
bad at farming new side camp
people have gotten a lot better using safelane camps to pull
>>136071727
>>136071815
>>136071994
And make it fully heal him like vanilla Primal Split did in WC3. You sometimes use it as a last ditch effort to not die, let it help you not die by healing you.
>>136071358
she?
as far as i know clockwerk cogs still give souls to nervermore when denied?
Why has no one abused this yet and came to midlane with max stack of souls?
>>136071661
post buildz
>>136070879
implying that shitter merlini wasnt carried by our guy Eosin
>>136072183
DELETE THIS
>>136072183
uhh because sf is dogshit this meta?
>>136070280
>>136070428
>that fucking mana pool is abysmal
It's as if STR heroes need to have some kind of weakness counter balance their extremely powerful abilities.
>play vs CM
>get her aura even though im her enemy
ez mana
>>136072183
and you get clock and sf instead of another high impact fotm heroes
only viable in pubs
>>136072357
Too bad Doom's only noteworthy spell now is Infernal Blade
>>136069034
For all the shit 4chan gives him, he's right.
Im atheist as all fuck but i wont judge 1.2 billion people on the actions of a few thousand bell ends.
If I were to do that I'd have to hate literally everyone.
>>136072453
>only viable in pubs
people used to say that about dazzle and death prophet as well.
suck more pro player dick
>>136072196
http://www.dota2.com/workshop/builds/edit?fileid=364031285145176059
Starting items may vary and some of situationals Ive bought only once or twice
>>136072619
Fuck off back to Pakistan Ali. Close your newsstand and jog on.
>>136071331
Fuck, now I need to go listen to all my Tool albums and fucking pray that we get a new one this year.>>136071358
>>136072619
>1.2 billion people
But there is only 6-7 thousand million people on earth
>>136072069
Because he isn't much picked by pros so nobody gives a shit
>>136072529
All of Doom's spells on top of what he can get from neutral creeps are strong, stop being a retard.
>>136072797
Scorched earth and doom got nerfed beyond recognition, YOU stop being a retard, retard
>>136072687
>implying the meta didn't shift around as well
what is a niche pick anyway
>>136072529
>you don't get to fight anymore ultimate
>I get free FREE gold gain and neutral creep abilities, which are now strong because of 6.83-.85 jungle creep stacking abuse
>I get free heal movement speed and damage in a huge aoe
>I also remove 15% of your hp every 4 seconds
He's a good hero m8
>>136057059
Brood is op if no counterpick
The cogs have a retarded shape now. ;_;
>>136072889
>Scorched Earth gives 14% MS and does 40 Heal / Damage per second
>implying that isn't strong in the early and mid game while being a potent buffer in the late game
>Doom is still at the very least a 15 second silence which renders a large portion of the hero pool useless
???
>Clock's cogs are now triangle-shaped
y/n?
>>136073256
>Clock's cogs are now 2 triangles that form a square. You are put into one corner and everyone else is put into the other. Now its like a small arena! You have to break the seperating cogs though.
y/n?
>>136057059
He has two ultimates
AND AGAIN AND AGAIN will continue to be a shit hero
>wondering why is my enigma so scared and not using his black hole
>no blink nor bkb
ree
6.87
Sniper
>Reduced movement speed from 290 to 285.
>Increased Shrapnel radius from 450 to 550.
>Increased Headshot slow duration from 0.5 to 0.75 seconds.
>Increased Assassinate damage from 320/485/650 to 350/515/680.
>>136073490
Not using black hole is actually better than using black hole.
Stay 2k retard.
>>136073490
u dont really need a blink or a bkb every game
>>136073412
>clocks cogs are now dota shaped
>>136073490
By not using it he keeps them afraid that he might.
I still hate Fear for his reasoning on why he plays support now.
He had to get surgery for his hand, so he can't play carry anymore. but supports works :^)
He was just shit as carry, that's the whole fucking reason.
>>136073713
>sniper is shit if he gets gone on
>make him even worse when he gets gone on
lmaoing my rofl off
What's the best support to pick if i dont want to be a poor sucker
The problem with cogs is not so much as the shape, but the fact that it got fucking smaller
>>136073713
>still takes the heat death of the universe until shrapnel goes off
>still takes the heat deaht of the universe then another heat death of the universe waiting for a shrapnel charge
yeah nah
>>136073412
>Clock's cogs are now called ''Cocks''
y/n?
>>136073715
>>136073827
>enigma is not even a walking ult, just a walking warning sign
heh
>>136073797
It'sa like'a da finest pottery!
>>136073890alchemist
>>136073905
They are somehow bigger on the inside but at the same time harder to get people into.
>>136073490
>People build 3 clarities on enigger at minute 0
nice waste of gold pham
>>136073890
bounty hunter
>>136073980
Enigma has a reliable AoE dmg taht works on % of health.
He has a stun that stuns multiple times.
He can match Profit for pushing power.
His ult really isn't a huge fucking deal in all fairness, play him as a position 5 in lane with pulse and stun and you'll see.
>>136074153
1 clarity = 1 conversion?
>>136073890
cm :^)
So I just got this guy as my daily challenge? What's a good bashlord build?
Still Treads Blink Armlet, or do I skip Armlet straight into BKB/AC/Moon Shard?
>>136074259
You have to win aswell senpai. You cant just play him.
>>136073980
its funny because you say it like its a joke but its actually the truth
deal with it
>>136074259
Treads, Blink, BKB if required, MKB, Basher into abysal
And if you really wanna fuck with them? Diffusal or atos to slow them.
>can queue for a game then spectate
>if I'm spectating a game first I have to disconnect from that match in order to queue
FIX THIS FUCKING SHIT, VALVE
>>136062728
I miss the times (at least 2 years ago?) when pounce did shittons of dmg and maxing it first was the best choice. I used to stomp pubs so hard with slark before, but right now its just not the same
>>136074259
Solar crest slardar is hilarious but cheesy
I can't stop playing custom games
>>136074359
Well that's why I was asking for bashlord builds.
What else is Slardar going to do after initiating? Run away?
>>136074415
Atos sounds like a fun time.
>>136074494
Oh that actually sounds viable.
Thanks guys. I'm sure I can win this easily!
>>136074251
It delays your soulring you nigger
You only need 1 clarity 1 sage's mask and SR recipe. You also do not need a basilus
learn to micro your eidolongs (by micro i literally mean (pull the one that is about to die away and don't get centaur stunned or hellbear clapped)
>>136062663
(midas) treads aquila blink skadi moonshard
max q and farm jungle until blink
WHERE IS THE FUCKING PATCH?
>>136074426
This 2bh
>>136074583
It's not really viable expect against trashcan players.
>tfw prinz eugen
>>136074693
Pitlord is still a useless piece of shit and icefrog can't fix him
>>136074710
It's okay, my unranked matches put me into Normal Skill and given the bad time I had trying to get some dailies, I'm probably sub-2k unranked.More like funranked
>>136072619
That's okay, Pew asked them to judge themselves.kys muhammad
>>136072619
>yurocucks
You deserve to be extinct.
tfw no religion of peace hero
>>136074807
her immortal item in the shop is 2spooky
>>136075245
B-but the fuses were in there.
Reminder only shitters use allchat.
>>136075502
This was two strikes. If strike three is in slavland Putin will put an end to this.
>>136075502
Well it's true though.
'some' isn't all muslims/refugees
>>136075734
Not all muslims are terrorists, but all terrorists are muslims
The only way to be sure is to gas them all
>>136067391
nice forearms desu
>>136075914
Have you never watched Gundam?
If we start doing that we'll wipe ourselves out
>>136075502
Pretty sure ''''europeans'''' will be extinct in the next 20 years
Can't wait for the America/Euro war
>>136075734
back to >>>/r/eddit faggot
>>136075502
>derailing at mach5
>>136075675
>Reminder only shitters say gg in all chat after a game
dong
>>136072069
It isn't.
Support abaddon is literally free mmr.
>>136072069
because half of his kit is shite and he doesn't build any items well and he farms like trash
>media literally going all out trying to stump Trump
>meanwhile, real life events are making his platform look more and more like the only sensible path
MAGA BROTHERS
RIDE SHINY AND CHROME TO VALHALLA
nice game doturds
>Australian mods are as bad at dealing with shitposters as Australians are at not shitposting
why is she so perfect, /d2g/?
>>136076492
Patriotic hero when?
Have any of you guys seen fluffnstuff the past few days? We are getting a bit worried, he said he was visiting some family in Belgium.
>>136076608
Is that total, or a certain mmr bracket? I was actually going to look for this statistic a day ago, given the Roshan advantage Dire has.
>>136076742
>patriotism
>people are still have the mental capacity of african tribals in 2016
pls leave before you give us any more brain cancer.
>YOU WILL NEVER BE A YUROKEK
O SAY CAN YOU SEE
BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT
>>136076953
>i want my wife to be raped by pygmies while i take her son to school
How progressive.
>>136076859
It's just my personal stat. I don't know if dotabuff has a global stat for that, couldn't find it.
>>136077117
literally when did i say any of this
it's almost like the muslims and the patriots / nationalist can be fucking batshit retarded at the same times, granted to different degrees.
>>136076482
>half of his kit is shite
>strong heal
>dmg resistance/aoe damage >ridiculous strong slow which is also a buff
>ult that makes you immortal/heals you for 7 seconds while giving your whole team 50% dmg resistance
>doesn't build items well
>synchronizes really well with guardian greaves, eye of skadi, skull basher, solar crest, aghanim
>farms like trash
>the only problem of this hero is retards building him like a carry when you can easily be a support early on and naturally become a carry on the late game
>>136077308
>we're all the same you fucking bigot
Okay Abdul.
>>136077308
>I have no pride in my country
That says everything about you.
al shwarmi to all you infidel shamuls faggots
>>136077283
I think YASP has a raw database you can access and run queries on, I might check it out tomorrow.
>>136077308
t. swede
>>136077387
again, when did I even say this? It's quite the opposite actually
Unless you are one of the cunts who think 'we are all different therefore we are all the same' bullshit
>>136077426
>being proud of literal natural RNG
>being proud of other people work as if your pride isn't beyond irrelevant
why would I have pride in such an extremely vague thing? What the fuck am i supposed to be even proud of?
>>136058809
What's this from?
>>136077762
>being ashamed of what your ancestors left you
>being ashamed of what your parents worked for
Are you a literal cuckold, or just memeing?
>not all muslims are terrorist
>literally every terrorist attack is committed by muslims
?
>>136077814
Basic Instinct, 1992
>>136077914
>being ashamed
why does not being proud = being ashamed? I mean there are some things yeah, but I am mostly just apathetic.
>what my ancestors left me
I mean if my ancestors where fucking retarded dipshit mongoloids, then why would i care about them at all?
>what my parents worked for
I wouldn't be posting in /d2g/ for the past two hours on a Tuesday if my parents hadn't had fucked up somewhere.
>>136078108
Are you ancestors "retarded dipshit mongoloids"?
If you're not White I can understand your sentiment, otherwise you're quite literally a cuckold and it wouldn't surprise me if Jamal is banging your wife right now while you babysit her son.
Have you ever adopted African children? You seem like the type.
>>136077985
The sampling size is too small, we need more terrorist attacks to get more consistency.
>>136078249
>Are you ancestors "retarded dipshit mongoloids"?
I mean I have no idea because I couldn't care less about some people I have never known in my life doing some random shit.
http://www.dota2.com/spring-cleaning-2016/part1
>>136076369
SAUCE NAO
ITS FINALLY HERE
http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=36485
http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=36485
http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=36485
http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=36485
https://starladder.com/en/sl-dota-invitational/
so korea is going to win
>esl one
>manila major
>slavladder
>and ti
within the next 6 months.
>>136078503
HOLY SHIT
>>136078658
TRES
SEIS
CUATRO
OCHO
CINCO
>>136078658
THREE
SIX
FOUR
EIGHT
FIVE
>>136078658
>36485
http://www.dota2.com/firstblood/
This one is real, not shitting you
what now trump shitters?
>>136078658
三
六
四
八
五
what if trump gets elected and he makes killing mudshits and faggots legal
>>136079132
Then there won't be any dota players left.
icefrog here, ama
>>136079085
MAGA
A
G
A
>>136079440
Why are you so shit at balancing
>>136062454
what's the timing for phase drums urn radiance pms spectre
Can I get some tips for enjoying a lazy game of Techies inunranked?
>>136079608
Before you lose base and you're sorted
>>136075502
>tfw norwegian
>tfw I can feel sweden glare at us because we're not opening our gates for their new countrymen
its a good feel
Why's everyone going bananas
What's going on
Storm Aghs, ball lightning takes less mama to use and does more damage
sand King Aghs, epicenter can now damage towers
>>136080104
Brown people exploded another euro country.
>>136059263
>being proud of something so autistic
holy shit kill yourself..
i mean it.
>>136079717
>Soul Ring
>Arcanes
>Void Stone
>Staff of Wizardry into Agh's
>Upgrade Void Stone into Perserverance
>Disassemble Arcanes to make Octarine
>Re-upgrade boots into Travels
>Refresher Orb
>Maximize disrespect and buy a Ghost Scepter, drop a sign in the enemy fountain and lock them in there
Max land mines first, and suicide second. Get one point in stun trap then a point in stats, proceed to finish off the balanced 4 second stun bomb.
Remotes with Agh's let you lazily push lanes and vacuum farm.
Have fun.
>tfw no unorthodox boxer hero
>>136080868
>dark seer
>tusk
>>136080868
literally tusk
Sheevers hair so nice :3
>>136081524
SHEEVER IS FOR_____?
How are Alliance so based?
White, homogeneously Swedish, one of the best teams in the world, players are some of the best in the world in their respective positions, classic roster that has been together for ages, memes...
Seriously if you're not an Alliance fan you need to get the fuck back to R****t.
dead thread
>>136082056
dumping cum
dead game
SO
HOT
>Purge's political views
>>136082780
sheeber is kawaii not for sex
>>136082939
i bet you have ~~ 250 last hits on that alch game
>>136082939
so you no longer play as much as you used to back in may? what happened
did u get a gf
>>136082596
hello loda
How do i get good at cs?
>>136083254
point on heads, click
now ure good in cs
>he can't stack 5 camps at once with nature's prophet
how's it feel to be 2k
>>136083235
>prostitution
what the fuck
who would PAY to have sex with an ape?
in an area where prostitution is probably rampant enough, why wouldn't you just pay to have sex with an actual human being?
>>136083431
>click literally 1 button and it does itself with a script
e b i n
>>136083486
I wouldn't pay to fuck you either slut
>>136083491
>cheating
I'm lmaoing at ur life
So what synergy do boots of travel have with phantom lancer's kit?
>>136083486
>>136083486
girls have feelings
wouldnt want to offend one by offering money for sexual intercourse:^)
>sheever so cute and self deprecating
:3
I thank God every day I'm not european, the most cucked people on the earth.
>>136083624
BoTs first on PL makes about as much sense as playing him mid.it doesn't.
Does dota trading still exists as activity or do people just sell/buy their shit through steam market?
Envy-chan...
>Chinese Dota scene literally so trash that their teams are being given pity invites just to make sure the Chinese Dota scene doesn't die entirely
lmoa fucking rip
>>136056961
Guess my mmr
>>136083950
idk lad im looking forward to see lgd ehome and ig after shuffles
maybe theres some new good chink playas
where the fuck is HGT.Air
>brewmaster not picked
o-ohh
>>136079567
just try my best
>oh look dream league is on
>sheever is hosting
>those ugly fucking boots
>and pants
>and blouse
FUCK. someone fucking dress her properly
>w33 gets more viewers than our guy EE
why?
>>136084243
>watching a shitty meme tournament over our guy EternalEnvy
But why?
NADOTO'S WWD IS A FUCKING GIRL???? wtf..
>>136084049
That's some real fucked up Russian
>>136084254
no one cares about that autistic choker
also EE is reddit guy
>>136084683
or maybe it's just another cyrillic language, Vladimir.
ATTENTION
NEW BEESA POST
tfw dotards think loss streaks is just valve working against them
http://completecurrencytrader.com/tools/streak-probability-calculator/
nice distribution
>>136084737
?
EE is unequivocally our guy
>>136084835
>read his twitter
>reddit mentioned multiple times
>no sign or even hint of d2g
yeah, sure
>>136084924
>>136084924
>>136084924
Migrate when ready you animals
>>136084924
>>136084924
>>136084924
Someone make a new thread, make it bombing related again for epic lulz
>>136084683
>bulgarian is me
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2241753725
How do i get out that 4k trench. Max i've been is 4.5k and there were many decent games in my opinion. Im not much of a player but i think i belong higher than 4k mmr which basically 3k because its full of people abusing the most recent meta op heroes like od ( in conjunction with silencer) and ofc spectre.
>>136066180
People can never explain this to me, you won tour legion game so why did you drop down from very high skill to just high skill?
>>136067796
Coal burner is like an old engine, it needs black inside it to function
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