Day Walker, Night Stalker edition
>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://store.steampowered.com/news/19848/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
>DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
First for ADC Io
bomb all the yurocucks kill them all
Friendly reminder to keep ur nutrition needs in check and also stay hydrated.
Also take a walk or stretch between 1-2 games
>>136085158
thank u d2g fairy of good advice
>>136085110
Cause Ahri will neverdiaperme
>these shit stats
>>136085724
That's a weak stand
>>136085724
this is actually not much more than i had when i was playing core exclusively in my games
and to my knowledge envy only plays core
>>136085996
You'd think that a core mainer would be fucking good at farming and pushing, eh
>>136086086
the thing is im sub 4k
and envy is supposedly a pro player and also 90k
Why is there no Trump in Europe?
>>136085724
>that red hue for Versatility
a lot of high MMR players have that because they abuse 1-4 FotM heroes for mmr. Nothing new.
>>136085724
this shit has never been accurate
>mfw gooks are gonna shitstomp and win ti6 by a giant margin
lmao ded gaem
>>136086331
last hits, average gpms are accurate enough to tell if someone is shit in the game or not
those are literally 4k stats
>>136086548
and yet he's literally 7k which literally disproves the garbage you're spouting
>>136086659
i never said that hes less than he is.
Im just saying that for player that high those stats should be higher
this is screenshot of 6k player that actually isnt shit at the game
>you will never fuck two russian sluts
>>136086272
>yurotrump
that would be the antichrist
>>136086682
Brusselas is happening
>click offlane
>random void
>>136087880
>L O L GUISE I DID SOMETHING AND AND AND IT WORKED!
kill yourself
>>136086220
too bad these stats don't show the 'being a 4k trashcan' value
stats don't win you games you cuck
>>136086682
>LOOK HOW PRETTY MY EYES ARE!!
run, don't walk, away from girls who take pictures like this. self absorbed as fuck, AND self absorbed girls never fuck well
Post 'em.
>>136088206
>self-absorbed
nice buzzword
literally tells me nothing
>>136086858
post your major wins shitcan
>>136088296
>buzzword
nice buzzword
literally tells me nothing
>>136088296
it meanz a bitch haz her own sef interest in mind rather than yo's.
>>136088261
>>136087638
Lepen
>>136087489
Does fucking ur mum twice count?
>>136088552
That's literally everyone on this planet ever
>6 position bane
kek
>>136088832
nah whodi. u can find down bitchezz out thar. lisen 2 this so u know what 2 look fo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rueScMSnRP4
>>136088782no but you can try doing me
>tfw no nomadic hero
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx8hrhBZJ98
>>136087569
I'm 3k btw, stats don't mean shit. I don't win games because I'm toxic and tilt my teammates, EE doesn't
>>136089103
>tfw no rally hero
is Bane actually any good? I want to play him again but I don't know if he's decent or not.
>>136089338
he's broken as fuck
pair up with mirana and dominate the game
tfw no owl hero
>>136089640
>tfw
I miss zephyr
he was a great pubstomper
well, after he got reworked
>team picks three supports a roaming pudge and brood
>complain and fight the whole game because we lost hard
Forced 50 isn't real :'(
>>136088982
>Find a girl who does not have their priorites straight.
>>136088914
Bane?
>>136090004
meanwhile at the higher brackets, merlini winning a 70+ minute game with 5 supports against spectre NP
https://www.bitch.tv/merlinidota/v/55272012?t=59m30s
>>136090252
>6ks against 4ks
hero picks sure do matter
They should make a Slark arcana where he has a moonshard somewhere on his person, maybe his arm-thingy
and he should have two weapons and four attack animations
>>136090889
give him anime eyes as well while we're at it, and a fedora.
>>136091198
wraith king, slark, spirit breaker, and troll warlord should have bash animations
>>136090252
>>136090464
Eosin and MSS carrying the washed up merlini. Why am I not surprised.
Reminder that Eosin is our guy
>>136088987
Im reserved EXCLUSIVELY for Russian slut milfs. Sorry lewd anime anon.
>>136090004
why didnt you pick a carry again? Or repick into one? Don't tell me your bitch ass is scared of losing 100 gold? I thought you were good at the game bro
>team lost every lane, but I farmed okay
>getting our rax taken at 18 minutes
>press R at the end of a teamfight
>RAMPAGE
>6k gold
>eziest game I've ever played after that
Icefrog really outdid himself with this one. The fucking madman
>>>/mu/63497850
who did this
>another terrorist attack in Europe
>ISIS says they did it
>#Notallmuslims
Europeans don't deserve their own continent.
>>136092231
You did. Quit shilling your retarded thread.
>>136092108
le balanced gargoyle man is my main man visage. Please call the orifice devastator by its proper name please
>>136092320
>implying that's my thread
it's been 20 minutes since anyone's posted in it you dumbass
Slacks is killing it!
>>136092707
>you will never be relevangina
>tfw no muslim hero who blows up thirty people in belgium
>slacks on a panel
why
fucking why
literally
what is the reasoning for this
is DotA dying?
>>136092807
>what is techies
oh and techies ruin games, it rhymes
>>136092867
they couldn't get James
streaming on swayzesghost
the three spirits destroy a team of shitters
>>136093107
>other team didn't pick spirit breaker
That is their own fault.
>>136092707
well, yes. that's not even a fucking problem. replace her with kotlgoy and this panel would indisputably be more shit.
they just need some guy on the panel who actually knows how to fucking play at a semi professional level. not slacksmeme and the autist.
>>136088064
You mad cuz bad m8
>>136093185
underrated post
Whose names are in Sheever's hookup book?
>no marines on vacation to save yurocucks this time
>>136093431
not me
>>136093431
that overgrown toddler and blitz (but he never responds to her sexting)
>3/22 will be a day remembered for terrorism in Belgium
>All I can think of are dota throws
>A Valve function stops working and I accidentally got put in low prio.
>win 5 straight games anyway.
God bless.
>tfw last picking Techies against 4 melee
Now that's quality enjoyable Dota
>>136093801
>3/22
lel i didn't realise
>>136093801
Do people even remember the date for the Paris attack?
>>136094060
>tfw last picking muslims against europeans cucks
>>136094345
Everyone was too busy putting the French flag on their profile pictures, but now they can't be bothered to put on the flag of Belgium.
>>136094437
>tfw queuing lux and griefing fuccbois with techies
happy 3/22 day you guys
The European's Towers have fallen.
Get Rekt Yuropoors rofl
>>136094748
>>136094345
13/11Why am I even answering. You don't even care.
>>136088261
>>136094938
no, and why care? there will be more coming and we can't go around remembering all dates. forgot my mum's birthday last week because i'm socially obligated to remember all of this stupid dates.
>>136094987
>Jungle
Let me guess, you play Lone Druid.
Holy shit d2g u werent kidding. this swayzesghost kid is really fucking bad
like sub 10 apm
>>136094748
>tfw yuro
>tfw can't even buy a MAGA cap because yuro
I've never felt so cucked
>tfw our guy no longer casts and is a literal redditor
why live
>>136093621
Probably because Blitz is gay.
i dont think ill ever get tired of playing this hero
>>136095069
Why would you have to remember those dates anyway? They won't be in school books for another decade at least.
>>136095167
>bagel breadstick meme
>our guy.
NO.
>>136094748
bruh wtf
>>136095167
he casts smash or something dota too hard for him. turns out you cant turn bagels into breadsticks
>>136095073
not really
>pic related
>>136095443
0-12-2 and you still won? holy shit gunning for that maelk award arent we
>>136095618
yeah I sort of fed on purpose but somehow we ended up winning
why do i get matched with 3 4800 players when im 5.5k after 1 minute of queuing
Guess dat hero?
>>136096017
probably quas wex invoker
>>136096017
qop of pain
>>136096017
tinker
>>136096017
clinkz, old build but viable
not how you play htis game RETARD
>>136096017
i can't think of any hero that builds bkb orchid that needs a soul ring
>>136096017
no dmg clinkz build
Stack with wc3 veteran friend who just switched to dota 2. He likes to play pugna so I pick swm to combo. We kill people in the lane and take the tower. Kill everyone we come across and push other lanes. Team feeds. Enemy team 5 mans at 10 minutes. We are Unable to stop them. They end the game before 20 minutes.
This happened twice. The third time the enemy team had 4 carries and OD. Game reaches 50 minutes because OD buys bkb before we can break high ground. Astrals pugna every fight and I die to 3 shots of his orb. Every carry gets a heart and we do no damage. GG
There is literally no way to make pugna viable. Somehow we got mouth breathers in every game on our team that rush a 60 minute radiance on bloodseeker or 25 deaths on axe. Its like everyone is an 100 hour noob. I can't believe how impossible it is to carry these fags they're literally newbs. It's not even funny to lose every game. We've played 5 games today and lost 4 of them. Total trash matchmaking.
>>136096735
Welcome to dota, if you want to actually matter in games play mid.
>>136096735
you really think anyone gives a shit that you lost some games because you and your faggot friend are shitters?
>>136097003
Yes I do
Now deny yourself my man
>>136096889
We played dual mid many games
So how long until Sumail goes all Allah snack bar?
>>136096735
>We've played 5 games today and lost 4 of them
only constant
>>136097298
EG FAILS TO GO TO TI6
>>136097183
>We played dual mid many games
>>136097390
We did really well.
>>136097298
i want to fuck sento so bad
>>136097450
>Defending Champions
>>136097183
That's not how it works.
You need to play mid designated heroes that are actually heroes that can rape, i.e. giving mid to kotl is useless.
Dual mid means both of you aren't getting solo exp and probably gold.
Play solo mid or stack as 4, everything else means it will take you 100x the games it takes a mid player, you are the only constant but you better play the more impacting role if you want to do mmr.
HEy guys ITS 3/22 DAY HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
322! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahHHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAH
>>136097607
>We've played 5 games today and lost 4 of them
>We did really well.
nice b8 m8
>>136097390
This patch is so bad that you can't even 2v8
Whats the worst Aghs upgrade?
>>136096735
>were going to pick the same two heroes every game regardless of our draft and the enemy draft
>two heroes hard countered by BKB that don't scale great into the late game
Ooga booga
>>136097732
whats wrong with you and your life
>>136097732
dude
>>136097840
not to mention
>hogging the mid lane for that memecombo
>>136095916
You are experiencing personal bias when analysing statistics. The other extreme end happens as often but you don't notice it because it doesn't cause a triggering emotion within you. Why are you upset of playing in a situation like that?
>>136097848
>>136097850
S
O
L
O
3 2 2
2
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S O L O
THE ORIGINAL DOTA 2 MEME
>>136097840
THEY FUCKING SHOULD. IF PUGNA NEEDS FARM WHY DOESN'T HE SCALE. WHY SKYKEK A FLYING EXP TOME?
>>136094060
>tfw last picking Dark Seer against 5 melee
>>136097840
But we had a sick combo!
Literally killed everyone we caught!
>>136097183
please give match ID, I want to laugh at how bad you are
>>136097691
Alliance
If I win the lottery tomorrow I'm going to start a girls only casting studio to bring some diversity to the scene
>Not using Belgian Anthem
>Not giving waffles
Shame Shane
>a taste of Sweden
>not a box full of dicks
Why can't Muslims murder pinoy or taco niggers instead?
That would actually make me so happy.
>>136098083
Dark Seer is food for melee you stupid shit.
>>136098761
Taco Niggers are such rabid Christians that the mere thought of admitting Muslims among them is inconceivable.
>>136097768
We won the lanes and won in teamfights.
>>136098471
How about a girls only professional team? We don't need more faggot casters. Pro players are a million times better.
>your enigma doesnt buy a bkb because "he was going a rat build
>your earthshaker buys a battlefury
Why are these people even in 5k?
>>136098953
what the hell are your criteria for "winning" a 2v1 mid?
>>136098274
So do people just play this game wrong now, or have I never known how the game was supposed to be played?
Why is Swedish food so gross?
slacks eating KA LE caviar is actually hilarious
>>136099241
He said Kalles smelled like "when she hasn't washed"
>>136098932
Even more reason they should be visited by the religion of peace
This cast is fucking amazing.
And sheever actually looks so good. I'm usually not into her but she looks pretty fucking good.
>He watches Dreamleague when no good teams are playing.
wew.
>>136099207
can you fuck off with your avatarfagging already ? I'm tired of reporting you everytime.
>>136086272
Didn't Germany have a guy? That one time?
>>136099380
>he doesn't support esports at all levels
>>136099197
Killing the enemy mid every minute
>>136099206
This is average 5k plays
>>136099446
Kill yourself rulefag. Cumiko is our guy.
>>136099592
>send two
>2
>ni
>duos
>people mid, thus creating a massive opportunity cost
>don't even gank other lanes
off yourself you trash
but post match ID before
>>136099535
>saving images of 3dpd
found the virgin
>>136099592
I bet YOU DID THEIRS 2 OF YOU
>>136099369
> sirmemeslacks
kill you are self
>>136099757
>ni
lost
>>136099757
We did gank the other lanes.
>>136100079
sure you did breh
>>136100130
in what show ?
>>136099848
Hahaha
stupid australians
>>136100130
>short haired soe
i don't like this meme sorry
>>136099460
he lost
and his loss gave the jews to gain complete immunity from any criticism forever
no man advanced their cause more than Hitler
Why is slacks still casting?
>>136100569
>Non Dota related BadSheever
>>136100534
his memegame is on point
>>136100029
that nose is way too fucking straight
i agree soe is a goddess though
>>136100808
I bet slacks is hitting that Swedish pussy on evry game.
Heroes should not fall off. I lose games because of memepush and if I don't pick a carry I always lose lategame because my hero falls off like faggot. Matchmaking forces me to pick a carry in order to win games.
>>136101453
i want to fill her pussy with my seed
what hero?
>>136101453
Do reports work on sheever posters?
>>136101624
Pudge
>>136101453
>You will never EVER lay under Sheevers desk and lick her sweaty feet clean as she plays in 3K MMR after 7000 games
>Enemy team picks Spec and OD
>Pick Naix
>Ancient creep radiance cheese build
>They deal literally no damage to me
>Win
>my teammate is fighting me for last hits
>i hit the creep to make sure neither of us can get it if i can't
>pick techies
>carry noobs
why aren't you good with techies, anon?
>>136101624
Abaddude
>>136102404
Because you're picking him.
>>136101453
Literally a dude
>>136102313
normally if someone is trying to fight me for last hits i just start walking under tower and feeding
if your lane partner is actually stupid enough to try and steal farm you will probably lose anyway cause he is bad
i cant stop playing earth spirit
please help
>>136100779
DANGER!
Whats wrong with this hero?
There is any non rapier fun builds? More fights oriented?
>>136103335
How can that help?your lane buddy is a faggot that can't understand that he's not supposed to steal last hits. Your feeding will earn you a report and he won't understand what's he's doing wrong. You can't even explain that to him because he either doesn't speak English, or he's a whiny teenager that can barely use the keyboard to communicate and will scream and swear if you tell him to stop farming because he's a support. Holy shit. I just wish I could communicate with people.
>>136103686
>>136103893
You'll lose because his stat gain is trash.
>>136104252
I am still thinking about holy trinity magic damage dagon veil e-blade
>>136101703
>>136102884
techies
>playing dota
>starting to have fun playing it
>immediately throw the game so i can blog on slash dee too gee slash
>>136104467
It's a perfectly fine build for a techies if you are shitting money. Sure you could replace the radiance for a octarine but if you got that much money as a techies you already won anyway and you are basically teabagging them
>>136104495
>tfw your problem is always bad teammates who don't understand they shouldn't attack creeps
do I go solo q /d2g/
>>136104741
go. just go
>>136104741
You can't. 1v9 keeps getting nerfed. You can no longer swing around lost games by carrying trash teammates because everyone has gold now.
Sub 4k brood is actually fucking ez win.
Ive won 19 out of my last 20 brood games. Especially with the fuckin tango rework. If u are pooled sents u can crush most weak safelanes.
t.3.7k shitter
Why do I lose games when I have 700 gpm? Tell me d2g! Farming is what I lose and I always lose despite outfarming everyone and my teammates won't stop feeding when I tell them to stand back and wait for me to farm up. When is this goddamn 5 man memefighting going to stop?
>>136104923
tfw I can't go leshrac mid anymore and know there's a 90% chance I can just carry the game on my own
>Enemy team drafts something anti-fun
>"lol you're wrong we just wombo combo you"
>>136105124
CARRYKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>136105124
Because you are bad at the game
>>136105282
I don't care about that. I want to overwhelm people with my freshly bought items from the shop!
>eg challenging for the c9 second place dynasty
I guess this is the only challenge left after winning a TI. Makes sense why the would want rtz now.
what hero do I use to climb with, I need direction
>>136105459
Visage
but here's the thing, you go mid
>>136105459
broodmama
if u can manage not to feed ur spiders and yourself, u can get on track for a sub 12 orchid and eat the entire enemy jungle
>>136105615
>this absolute fucking madman
>>136105703
not midas? that seems like the popular meme nowadays
>>136105459
lich +1 offlane
>>136105459
>>136105615
Offlane is also acceptable if you're with shitheads
Why is elder titan total trash?
>>136105849
why bother when u can literally eat heroes whole every 20~s (i forget orchid cd)
If u wanna go all in on push, just get necro 3 watch heroes and towers die
otherwise bkb MaNta/diffusal if u have problems with dust
>>136103893
Nothing, actually. Maybe he's a bit weak early game.
midas > necros > bots > manta and then anything, rapiers included
how do i cheat so that forced 50% gives me ez rankeds
>>136105459
If you only care about mmr and not getting better
just omni and abaddon work fine
>>136104395
why would you want an even worse version of tinker?
>>136106127
When you notice a losing streak play unranked, when you win start going ranked
REMINDER THAT THE ONLY CONSTANT IS YOU
IT DOESN'T MATTER THAN YOU WON A SOLO TRILANE
IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT YOUR TRILANED SLARK GOT FUCKING SHAT ON BY A SOLO CLINKZ
IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT YOUR SLARK WAS A LITERAL PERUVIAN WITH AN ANIME AVATAR
THE ONLY CONSTANT IS YOU AND YOU DESERVE ALL YOUR LOSSES
>>136106337
>>136104395
DOUBLE NECRO 3
not even tinker can do that
>>136106376
So what should i do now that i have 4 wins in row
Is waga the most handsome man in dota scene ?
>tfw buy a rapier in 19% of my ember spirit games.
>>136106440
>crop names
>leave match id
good work senpai. im getting the replay processed by yasp. Once its done ill tell u how shit u are.
>>136106440
I disagree with the "you are the only constant" but in 90% of the cases it's true :^)
>>136106440
you barely dealt more damage than od with 12 deaths
noob
>>136106545
no, thats puppey
like i aint even gay but puppey looks damn good
>>136106578
>He doesn't buy Rapier right after Battlefury
>>136105131
>Lesh patch
>Implying you could 1v9 them
One dead against 5 = half of you advantage is kill.
1vs9 died in 6.82 and I so fucking glad about it.
Fuck Juiceshitters
>>136106612
That's cool, senpai. I'm just trying to not namefag.
>>136106625
>but in 90% of the cases it's true :^)
you mean 50%.
>>136106661
>press R as OD
>deal 5k damage
what a hero
>>136106704
>He's 2k
Better to have a crit and rapier than just rapiers.
>>136106612
im waiting bro
ure probably 2k mmr trash
>>136106440
>>136106612
Fresh off yasp
STING ZOR'GA KING OF BEES
Off/Core
A
F
- - - -
Lowest GPM in 5 minute interval: 63.6, expected 300 (42 minutes)
Profanities used: 10, expected 0
You should have maintained a Positive Mental Attitude (PMA)
AND FUCKING BUILT A BKB WHEN THE ZEUS AND LION WERE SHITTING OUT A METRIC FUCKTON OF MAGIC DAMAGE
face it kid you are pretty fuckin bad.
>>136106440
>Ench against Spectre
Literally killing your own team
I'm playing Lycan, wolves need no armor edition. My winrate is 28% after 7 games, what am i doing wrong ;_;
>>136106895
storm guwno
oby na zawsze pozostal w trash tierze
>>136107164
Wiem ze storm jest guwno ale my gadamy of emberrze.
>>136106440
>>136106625
>>136106661
>>136106890
>>136106661
This is the yasp analysis. More stats also here
https://yasp.co/matches/2242106976/analysis
>>136106890
>>press R as OD
>>deal 5k damage
especially when he had 0 int items XD
>>136107110
woah dude r u some kind of h4cker?
>AND FUCKING BUILT A BKB WHEN THE ZEUS AND LION WERE SHITTING OUT A METRIC FUCKTON OF MAGIC DAMAGE
Was never a problem, every engagement was Slark running into a 1v5 and us trying to pick up the mess. He got finger blasted more times that game than your sister.
>>136107297
What's your mmr anonku
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL7hvXeOAKw
>>136107575
1.5k party.
