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Day Walker, Night Stalker edition
>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://store.steampowered.com/news/19848/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
>DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
First for ADC Io
bomb all the yurocucks kill them all
Friendly reminder to keep ur nutrition needs in check and also stay hydrated.
Also take a walk or stretch between 1-2 games
>>136085158
thank u d2g fairy of good advice
>>136085110
Cause Ahri will neverdiaperme
>these shit stats
>>136085724
That's a weak stand
>>136085724
this is actually not much more than i had when i was playing core exclusively in my games
and to my knowledge envy only plays core
>>136085996
You'd think that a core mainer would be fucking good at farming and pushing, eh
>>136086086
the thing is im sub 4k
and envy is supposedly a pro player and also 90k
Why is there no Trump in Europe?
>>136085724
>that red hue for Versatility
a lot of high MMR players have that because they abuse 1-4 FotM heroes for mmr. Nothing new.
>>136085724
this shit has never been accurate
>mfw gooks are gonna shitstomp and win ti6 by a giant margin
lmao ded gaem
>>136086331
last hits, average gpms are accurate enough to tell if someone is shit in the game or not
those are literally 4k stats
>>136086548
and yet he's literally 7k which literally disproves the garbage you're spouting
>>136086659
i never said that hes less than he is.
Im just saying that for player that high those stats should be higher
this is screenshot of 6k player that actually isnt shit at the game
>you will never fuck two russian sluts
>>136086272
>yurotrump
that would be the antichrist
>>136086682
Brusselas is happening
>click offlane
>random void
>>136087880
>L O L GUISE I DID SOMETHING AND AND AND IT WORKED!
kill yourself
>>136086220
too bad these stats don't show the 'being a 4k trashcan' value
stats don't win you games you cuck
>>136086682
>LOOK HOW PRETTY MY EYES ARE!!
run, don't walk, away from girls who take pictures like this. self absorbed as fuck, AND self absorbed girls never fuck well
Post 'em.
>>136088206
>self-absorbed
nice buzzword
literally tells me nothing
>>136086858
post your major wins shitcan
>>136088296
>buzzword
nice buzzword
literally tells me nothing
>>136088296
it meanz a bitch haz her own sef interest in mind rather than yo's.
>>136087638
Lepen
>>136087489
Does fucking ur mum twice count?
>>136088552
That's literally everyone on this planet ever
>6 position bane
kek
>>136088832
nah whodi. u can find down bitchezz out thar. lisen 2 this so u know what 2 look fo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rueScMSnRP4
>>136088782no but you can try doing me
>tfw no nomadic hero
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx8hrhBZJ98
>>136087569
I'm 3k btw, stats don't mean shit. I don't win games because I'm toxic and tilt my teammates, EE doesn't
>>136089103
>tfw no rally hero
is Bane actually any good? I want to play him again but I don't know if he's decent or not.
>>136089338
he's broken as fuck
pair up with mirana and dominate the game
tfw no owl hero
>>136089640
>tfw
I miss zephyr
he was a great pubstomper
well, after he got reworked
>team picks three supports a roaming pudge and brood
>complain and fight the whole game because we lost hard
Forced 50 isn't real :'(
>>136088982
>Find a girl who does not have their priorites straight.
>>136090004
meanwhile at the higher brackets, merlini winning a 70+ minute game with 5 supports against spectre NP
https://www.bitch.tv/merlinidota/v/55272012?t=59m30s
>>136090252
>6ks against 4ks
hero picks sure do matter
They should make a Slark arcana where he has a moonshard somewhere on his person, maybe his arm-thingy
and he should have two weapons and four attack animations
>>136090889
give him anime eyes as well while we're at it, and a fedora.
>>136091198
wraith king, slark, spirit breaker, and troll warlord should have bash animations
>>136090252
>>136090464
Eosin and MSS carrying the washed up merlini. Why am I not surprised.
Reminder that Eosin is our guy
>>136088987
Im reserved EXCLUSIVELY for Russian slut milfs. Sorry lewd anime anon.
>>136090004
why didnt you pick a carry again? Or repick into one? Don't tell me your bitch ass is scared of losing 100 gold? I thought you were good at the game bro
>team lost every lane, but I farmed okay
>getting our rax taken at 18 minutes
>press R at the end of a teamfight
>RAMPAGE
>6k gold
>eziest game I've ever played after that
Icefrog really outdid himself with this one. The fucking madman
>>>/mu/63497850
who did this
>another terrorist attack in Europe
>ISIS says they did it
>#Notallmuslims
Europeans don't deserve their own continent.
>>136092231
You did. Quit shilling your retarded thread.
>>136092108
le balanced gargoyle man is my main man visage. Please call the orifice devastator by its proper name please
>>136092320
>implying that's my thread
it's been 20 minutes since anyone's posted in it you dumbass
Slacks is killing it!
>>136092707
>you will never be relevangina
>tfw no muslim hero who blows up thirty people in belgium
>slacks on a panel
why
fucking why
literally
what is the reasoning for this
is DotA dying?
>>136092807
>what is techies
oh and techies ruin games, it rhymes
>>136092867
they couldn't get James
streaming on swayzesghost
the three spirits destroy a team of shitters
>>136093107
>other team didn't pick spirit breaker
That is their own fault.
>>136092707
well, yes. that's not even a fucking problem. replace her with kotlgoy and this panel would indisputably be more shit.
they just need some guy on the panel who actually knows how to fucking play at a semi professional level. not slacksmeme and the autist.
>>136088064
You mad cuz bad m8
>>136093185
underrated post
Whose names are in Sheever's hookup book?
>no marines on vacation to save yurocucks this time
>>136093431
that overgrown toddler and blitz (but he never responds to her sexting)
>3/22 will be a day remembered for terrorism in Belgium
>All I can think of are dota throws
>A Valve function stops working and I accidentally got put in low prio.
>win 5 straight games anyway.
God bless.
>tfw last picking Techies against 4 melee
Now that's quality enjoyable Dota
>>136093801
>3/22
lel i didn't realise
>>136093801
Do people even remember the date for the Paris attack?
>>136094060
>tfw last picking muslims against europeans cucks
>>136094345
Everyone was too busy putting the French flag on their profile pictures, but now they can't be bothered to put on the flag of Belgium.
>>136094437
>tfw queuing lux and griefing fuccbois with techies
happy 3/22 day you guys
The European's Towers have fallen.
Get Rekt Yuropoors rofl
>>136094345
13/11Why am I even answering. You don't even care.
>>136094938
no, and why care? there will be more coming and we can't go around remembering all dates. forgot my mum's birthday last week because i'm socially obligated to remember all of this stupid dates.
>>136094987
>Jungle
Let me guess, you play Lone Druid.
Holy shit d2g u werent kidding. this swayzesghost kid is really fucking bad
like sub 10 apm
>>136094748
>tfw yuro
>tfw can't even buy a MAGA cap because yuro
I've never felt so cucked
>tfw our guy no longer casts and is a literal redditor
why live
>>136093621
Probably because Blitz is gay.
i dont think ill ever get tired of playing this hero
>>136095069
Why would you have to remember those dates anyway? They won't be in school books for another decade at least.
>>136095167
>bagel breadstick meme
>our guy.
NO.
>>136094748
bruh wtf
>>136095167
he casts smash or something dota too hard for him. turns out you cant turn bagels into breadsticks
>>136095073
not really
>pic related
>>136095443
0-12-2 and you still won? holy shit gunning for that maelk award arent we
>>136095618
yeah I sort of fed on purpose but somehow we ended up winning
why do i get matched with 3 4800 players when im 5.5k after 1 minute of queuing
Guess dat hero?
>>136096017
probably quas wex invoker
>>136096017
qop of pain
>>136096017
tinker
>>136096017
clinkz, old build but viable
not how you play htis game RETARD
>>136096017
i can't think of any hero that builds bkb orchid that needs a soul ring
>>136096017
no dmg clinkz build
Stack with wc3 veteran friend who just switched to dota 2. He likes to play pugna so I pick swm to combo. We kill people in the lane and take the tower. Kill everyone we come across and push other lanes. Team feeds. Enemy team 5 mans at 10 minutes. We are Unable to stop them. They end the game before 20 minutes.
This happened twice. The third time the enemy team had 4 carries and OD. Game reaches 50 minutes because OD buys bkb before we can break high ground. Astrals pugna every fight and I die to 3 shots of his orb. Every carry gets a heart and we do no damage. GG
There is literally no way to make pugna viable. Somehow we got mouth breathers in every game on our team that rush a 60 minute radiance on bloodseeker or 25 deaths on axe. Its like everyone is an 100 hour noob. I can't believe how impossible it is to carry these fags they're literally newbs. It's not even funny to lose every game. We've played 5 games today and lost 4 of them. Total trash matchmaking.
>>136096735
Welcome to dota, if you want to actually matter in games play mid.
>>136096735
you really think anyone gives a shit that you lost some games because you and your faggot friend are shitters?
>>136097003
Yes I do
Now deny yourself my man
>>136096889
We played dual mid many games
So how long until Sumail goes all Allah snack bar?
>>136096735
>We've played 5 games today and lost 4 of them
only constant
>>136097298
EG FAILS TO GO TO TI6
>>136097183
>We played dual mid many games
>>136097390
We did really well.
>>136097298
i want to fuck sento so bad
>>136097450
>Defending Champions
>>136097183
That's not how it works.
You need to play mid designated heroes that are actually heroes that can rape, i.e. giving mid to kotl is useless.
Dual mid means both of you aren't getting solo exp and probably gold.
Play solo mid or stack as 4, everything else means it will take you 100x the games it takes a mid player, you are the only constant but you better play the more impacting role if you want to do mmr.
HEy guys ITS 3/22 DAY HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
322! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahHHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAH
>>136097607
>We've played 5 games today and lost 4 of them
>We did really well.
nice b8 m8
>>136097390
This patch is so bad that you can't even 2v8
Whats the worst Aghs upgrade?
>>136096735
>were going to pick the same two heroes every game regardless of our draft and the enemy draft
>two heroes hard countered by BKB that don't scale great into the late game
Ooga booga
>>136097732
whats wrong with you and your life
>>136097732
dude
>>136097840
not to mention
>hogging the mid lane for that memecombo
>>136095916
You are experiencing personal bias when analysing statistics. The other extreme end happens as often but you don't notice it because it doesn't cause a triggering emotion within you. Why are you upset of playing in a situation like that?
>>136097848
>>136097850
S
O
L
O
3 2 2
2
2
S O L O
THE ORIGINAL DOTA 2 MEME
>>136097840
THEY FUCKING SHOULD. IF PUGNA NEEDS FARM WHY DOESN'T HE SCALE. WHY SKYKEK A FLYING EXP TOME?
>>136094060
>tfw last picking Dark Seer against 5 melee
>>136097840
But we had a sick combo!
Literally killed everyone we caught!
>>136097183
please give match ID, I want to laugh at how bad you are
>>136097691
Alliance
If I win the lottery tomorrow I'm going to start a girls only casting studio to bring some diversity to the scene
>Not using Belgian Anthem
>Not giving waffles
Shame Shane
>a taste of Sweden
>not a box full of dicks
Why can't Muslims murder pinoy or taco niggers instead?
That would actually make me so happy.
>>136098083
Dark Seer is food for melee you stupid shit.
>>136098761
Taco Niggers are such rabid Christians that the mere thought of admitting Muslims among them is inconceivable.
>>136097768
We won the lanes and won in teamfights.
>>136098471
How about a girls only professional team? We don't need more faggot casters. Pro players are a million times better.
>your enigma doesnt buy a bkb because "he was going a rat build
>your earthshaker buys a battlefury
Why are these people even in 5k?
>>136098953
what the hell are your criteria for "winning" a 2v1 mid?
>>136098274
So do people just play this game wrong now, or have I never known how the game was supposed to be played?
Why is Swedish food so gross?
slacks eating KA LE caviar is actually hilarious
>>136099241
He said Kalles smelled like "when she hasn't washed"
>>136098932
Even more reason they should be visited by the religion of peace
This cast is fucking amazing.
And sheever actually looks so good. I'm usually not into her but she looks pretty fucking good.
>He watches Dreamleague when no good teams are playing.
wew.
>>136099207
can you fuck off with your avatarfagging already ? I'm tired of reporting you everytime.
>>136086272
Didn't Germany have a guy? That one time?
>>136099380
>he doesn't support esports at all levels
>>136099197
Killing the enemy mid every minute
>>136099206
This is average 5k plays
>>136099446
Kill yourself rulefag. Cumiko is our guy.
>>136099592
>send two
>2
>ni
>duos
>people mid, thus creating a massive opportunity cost
>don't even gank other lanes
off yourself you trash
but post match ID before
>>136099535
>saving images of 3dpd
found the virgin
>>136099592
I bet YOU DID THEIRS 2 OF YOU
>>136099369
> sirmemeslacks
kill you are self
>>136099757
>ni
lost
>>136099757
We did gank the other lanes.
>>136100079
sure you did breh
>>136100130
in what show ?
>>136099848
Hahaha
stupid australians
>>136100130
>short haired soe
i don't like this meme sorry
>>136099460
he lost
and his loss gave the jews to gain complete immunity from any criticism forever
no man advanced their cause more than Hitler
Why is slacks still casting?
>>136100569
>Non Dota related BadSheever
>>136100534
his memegame is on point
>>136100029
that nose is way too fucking straight
i agree soe is a goddess though
>>136100808
I bet slacks is hitting that Swedish pussy on evry game.
Heroes should not fall off. I lose games because of memepush and if I don't pick a carry I always lose lategame because my hero falls off like faggot. Matchmaking forces me to pick a carry in order to win games.
>>136101453
i want to fill her pussy with my seed
what hero?
>>136101453
Do reports work on sheever posters?
>>136101624
Pudge
>>136101453
>You will never EVER lay under Sheevers desk and lick her sweaty feet clean as she plays in 3K MMR after 7000 games
>Enemy team picks Spec and OD
>Pick Naix
>Ancient creep radiance cheese build
>They deal literally no damage to me
>Win
>my teammate is fighting me for last hits
>i hit the creep to make sure neither of us can get it if i can't
>pick techies
>carry noobs
why aren't you good with techies, anon?
>>136101624
Abaddude
>>136102404
Because you're picking him.
>>136101453
Literally a dude
>>136102313
normally if someone is trying to fight me for last hits i just start walking under tower and feeding
if your lane partner is actually stupid enough to try and steal farm you will probably lose anyway cause he is bad
i cant stop playing earth spirit
please help
>>136100779
DANGER!
Whats wrong with this hero?
There is any non rapier fun builds? More fights oriented?
>>136103335
How can that help?your lane buddy is a faggot that can't understand that he's not supposed to steal last hits. Your feeding will earn you a report and he won't understand what's he's doing wrong. You can't even explain that to him because he either doesn't speak English, or he's a whiny teenager that can barely use the keyboard to communicate and will scream and swear if you tell him to stop farming because he's a support. Holy shit. I just wish I could communicate with people.
>>136103686
>>136103893
You'll lose because his stat gain is trash.
>>136104252
I am still thinking about holy trinity magic damage dagon veil e-blade
>playing dota
>starting to have fun playing it
>immediately throw the game so i can blog on slash dee too gee slash
>>136104467
It's a perfectly fine build for a techies if you are shitting money. Sure you could replace the radiance for a octarine but if you got that much money as a techies you already won anyway and you are basically teabagging them
>>136104495
>tfw your problem is always bad teammates who don't understand they shouldn't attack creeps
do I go solo q /d2g/
>>136104741
go. just go
>>136104741
You can't. 1v9 keeps getting nerfed. You can no longer swing around lost games by carrying trash teammates because everyone has gold now.
Sub 4k brood is actually fucking ez win.
Ive won 19 out of my last 20 brood games. Especially with the fuckin tango rework. If u are pooled sents u can crush most weak safelanes.
t.3.7k shitter
Why do I lose games when I have 700 gpm? Tell me d2g! Farming is what I lose and I always lose despite outfarming everyone and my teammates won't stop feeding when I tell them to stand back and wait for me to farm up. When is this goddamn 5 man memefighting going to stop?
>>136104923
tfw I can't go leshrac mid anymore and know there's a 90% chance I can just carry the game on my own
>Enemy team drafts something anti-fun
>"lol you're wrong we just wombo combo you"
>>136105124
CARRYKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>136105124
Because you are bad at the game
>>136105282
I don't care about that. I want to overwhelm people with my freshly bought items from the shop!
>eg challenging for the c9 second place dynasty
I guess this is the only challenge left after winning a TI. Makes sense why the would want rtz now.
what hero do I use to climb with, I need direction
>>136105459
Visage
but here's the thing, you go mid
>>136105459
broodmama
if u can manage not to feed ur spiders and yourself, u can get on track for a sub 12 orchid and eat the entire enemy jungle
>>136105615
>this absolute fucking madman
>>136105703
not midas? that seems like the popular meme nowadays
>>136105459
lich +1 offlane
>>136105459
>>136105615
Offlane is also acceptable if you're with shitheads
Why is elder titan total trash?
>>136105849
why bother when u can literally eat heroes whole every 20~s (i forget orchid cd)
If u wanna go all in on push, just get necro 3 watch heroes and towers die
otherwise bkb MaNta/diffusal if u have problems with dust
>>136103893
Nothing, actually. Maybe he's a bit weak early game.
midas > necros > bots > manta and then anything, rapiers included
how do i cheat so that forced 50% gives me ez rankeds
>>136105459
If you only care about mmr and not getting better
just omni and abaddon work fine
>>136104395
why would you want an even worse version of tinker?
>>136106127
When you notice a losing streak play unranked, when you win start going ranked
REMINDER THAT THE ONLY CONSTANT IS YOU
IT DOESN'T MATTER THAN YOU WON A SOLO TRILANE
IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT YOUR TRILANED SLARK GOT FUCKING SHAT ON BY A SOLO CLINKZ
IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT YOUR SLARK WAS A LITERAL PERUVIAN WITH AN ANIME AVATAR
THE ONLY CONSTANT IS YOU AND YOU DESERVE ALL YOUR LOSSES
>>136106337
>>136104395
DOUBLE NECRO 3
not even tinker can do that
>>136106376
So what should i do now that i have 4 wins in row
Is waga the most handsome man in dota scene ?
>tfw buy a rapier in 19% of my ember spirit games.
>>136106440
>crop names
>leave match id
good work senpai. im getting the replay processed by yasp. Once its done ill tell u how shit u are.
>>136106440
I disagree with the "you are the only constant" but in 90% of the cases it's true :^)
>>136106440
you barely dealt more damage than od with 12 deaths
noob
>>136106545
no, thats puppey
like i aint even gay but puppey looks damn good
>>136106578
>He doesn't buy Rapier right after Battlefury
>>136105131
>Lesh patch
>Implying you could 1v9 them
One dead against 5 = half of you advantage is kill.
1vs9 died in 6.82 and I so fucking glad about it.
Fuck Juiceshitters
>>136106612
That's cool, senpai. I'm just trying to not namefag.
>>136106625
>but in 90% of the cases it's true :^)
you mean 50%.
>>136106661
>press R as OD
>deal 5k damage
what a hero
>>136106704
>He's 2k
Better to have a crit and rapier than just rapiers.
>>136106612
im waiting bro
ure probably 2k mmr trash
>>136106440
>>136106612
Fresh off yasp
STING ZOR'GA KING OF BEES
Off/Core
A
F
- - - -
Lowest GPM in 5 minute interval: 63.6, expected 300 (42 minutes)
Profanities used: 10, expected 0
You should have maintained a Positive Mental Attitude (PMA)
AND FUCKING BUILT A BKB WHEN THE ZEUS AND LION WERE SHITTING OUT A METRIC FUCKTON OF MAGIC DAMAGE
face it kid you are pretty fuckin bad.
>>136106440
>Ench against Spectre
Literally killing your own team
I'm playing Lycan, wolves need no armor edition. My winrate is 28% after 7 games, what am i doing wrong ;_;
>>136106895
storm guwno
oby na zawsze pozostal w trash tierze
>>136107164
Wiem ze storm jest guwno ale my gadamy of emberrze.
>>136106440
>>136106625
>>136106661
>>136106890
>>136106661
This is the yasp analysis. More stats also here
https://yasp.co/matches/2242106976/analysis
>>136106890
>>press R as OD
>>deal 5k damage
especially when he had 0 int items XD
>>136107110
woah dude r u some kind of h4cker?
>AND FUCKING BUILT A BKB WHEN THE ZEUS AND LION WERE SHITTING OUT A METRIC FUCKTON OF MAGIC DAMAGE
Was never a problem, every engagement was Slark running into a 1v5 and us trying to pick up the mess. He got finger blasted more times that game than your sister.
>>136107297
What's your mmr anonku
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL7hvXeOAKw
>>136107575
1.5k party.
>>136106467
>double
your memes are weak
2x necro + refresher
for lmao 6 demons
>>136107380
https://yasp.co/players/22681429
>Peru
OH LORD Peruvians are posting ITT. They are truly everywhere
>>136107959
Yeah dude, born and raised in Texas. As Peruvian as it gets.
Keep stalking my Steam profile, Anon. Maybe I can become a meme just like PSG
>>136107869
Wrong thread?
>>136108132
Are you OP?
>>136108140
Who?
>pick meepo
>hard game, lots of counters
>farming like a motherfuckler
>suddenly, slark appears in our jungle
>fumble really hard
>missmicro slark's shark dick up my ass
>am now bleeding profusely
GUYS HELPW AHT DO I DO
>>136106127
lose 4 games
>>136084924
>tfw Nightstalker will never everfuck me
Feels bad man
>>136108316
I-I can be.
>>136108140
dotagasm?
>>136108453
I know that feel
>tfw he will never cuddle and hug you during the day and turn into a fuck monster during the night
>>136108513
>>136108331
Templar Assassin you fucking losers
>>136108467
How are these threads doing without Tosog?
>>136106440
>AC
>On Ench
>Against Magic Damage: The Team
>>136109097
>AC
>against a stomping Clinkz with Deso
yup
post clouds
Am I versatile enough d2g?
>>136109262
>Thinking Clinkz gives AF about your AC
There are other, less expensive items you can build to deal with Clinkz.
I fucking hate 3k.
Every game is just a competition of "which team will do more retarded shit first" and isn't even a fair match.
It usually matches one person on each team who are competent and 4 retards. The two competent people then have to make sure their team doesnt do something stupid like FOUNTAIN DIVE WITH AN OD RESPAWNING IN 2 SECONDS WHILE ALL LOW ON HEALTH FOR NO REASON WHEN WE JUST TOOK TWO RACKS WHICH STARTED A FUCKING 15K XP SWING.
>>136109413
When it made me capable of soloing him yeah, I think he did give AF
>>136109321
definitively yes
troeling for victims
Is eu west/east queue just some placebo thing? Even the streamers i see that queue for west get paired up with people using urss runes.
This is boring.
>>136110079
Everyone on EU is Russian and everyone on US is Peruvian
We will never get region locks either, because that's racist, or something.
Anyone still main meepo?
I haven't touched him in 10 months after his free bloodstone was removed. Is he still good? Can he beat OD or invoker or enchantress?
If someone muted you does that make it so you can't see what they type or say?
>5.5k
>end up in 6.3k average with misery and bamboe
>people spectating add me asking to play with them
how flattering
>>136109284
i just have few words and one big "xd" on middle
>>136110321
He's my most played by at least a hundred games and I've only touched him once this patch.
He got completely fucking dumpstered by the jungle and creep bounty changes and there's literally no reason to ever pick him. Probably the worst hero in the game right now desu.
>>136108351
You can deal with him. I think. I have a 67% winrate but haven't picked him in almost a year.
>>136110464
What other hero do you play to overwhelm people? I liked the fact that meepo rewarded me for farming two jungles at once and doing a thousand magic damage on a 8 second cooldown. I used to feel exhausted after tapping my keyboard like a maniac. But now there's no other hero that gives me that feel.
what is he listening to d2g ?
>>136110186
Region locks will kill the game because there's only a few thousand people in some countries that play the game. They'll get fucked.
>>136110412
teach me how to pass through 4k hellhole anon
>>136110893
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkysjcs5vFU
>>136111009
"Jungle says garbage time"
kek
>>136110728
Meepo is shit now because Valve deleted flash farming from the game to make it more LoL-like, so now I just moved to the bears of balance.
No insane burst, but you get an unkillable radiance carrier that melts towers and has a BKB piercing stun.
It's also orgasmic when you dodge a Sven/Venge stun with ult, turn around, Battle Cry, and delete the enemy heroes that tried to gank you.
>tfw a terrible player
>2k normal skill
>still can't win with memes
I'm going to pull the trigger i can't deal with the suffering
>have a friend in med school with a 3.6 gpa
>he's 1000 mmr
What the fuck? Shouldn't he be studying animal husbandry or some shit like that?
His mmr is low, so he should be a sub human?
>>136111570
Different people have different strengths and weaknesses.
>>136111570
>Medical School is hard
lmao
>>136111570
believe it or not your dota 2 mmr is not directly proportionate to your intelligence
>>136111570
any retard can finish med school with decent gpa
just look at all the fucking paki/chinese doctors and shit
they are all subhuman
>>136111570
because med school relies completely on reflexes, reactions, draft composition and strategic thinking.
>>136111570
NEETs are pretty much confirmed to be the most intelligent and sophisticated individuals in the planet.
If you're not NEET you might as well not even bother with Dota because you're not gonna make it past 5k.
>>136111852
>sumail is subhuman
>has more mmr than you'll ever have
???
>game is loading
>4 people with meme moonrunes in your team
>they are stacked
what do you do?
>>136112119
this game is for subhumans
>>136112258
i don't play unranked
>>136111735
Adelaide?
>>136111468
You are almost doing it my man, stop complaining about the lack of wards, playing without them will make your map awareness higher
>>136112101
employed and 6.3k here
nice logic basic on nothing
icefrog here, ama
>>136111468
how do you have so little impact as lycan even when you win?
Its actually unbelievable, do you jungle him? Even then you should be doing alright with wolves and talon.
>>136112527
What is your shoes number?
>>136112527
Will you ever revert the exp/gold bonuses from kills back to their pre-8.82 version
>>136095069
>having to remember every time a mudshit blows people up
Impossible to accomplish
>>136112527
when will you give brood limited truesight back to her webs to make her even better competitively and OP as shit in pubs.
Mai waifu is still good but its been a while since we made her great.
#Makebroodgreatagain
>wake up
>no patch
it's kind of weird how I rarely ever talk except to call missing or smokes, but am almost always muted
good thing DotA isn't a communication based game though
>wake up
>no memes
dotards?
Dear Spectre players.
Buy fucking damage you fucking idiots. When you buy Heart Skadi and Manta Style, the enemy team just fucking ignores you. They just fucking ignore you. You're a fucking carry you fucking idiot. Buy some fucking damage.
I want sheever to be happy and successful because she's a real cutie! :^)
>>136112590
46
>>136112646
considering it
>>136112770
doesnt need buffs
>>136112810
Missed this meme tbqh.
>>136112883
>Skady/Manta
>Agi items don't tranform into damage in an Agi Hero.
>>136112883
What the fuck does manta style even do?
I hate that style! Useless item.
>>136112810
Can someone please explain malcolm posting to me?
>>136113157
manta style is nice for dodges/removing debuffs
also for haunt and sending the illusions on a support while you reality to another hero.
>>136113157
her illusions do desolate damage.
>>136108140
Literally ugly rectangle shaped head with the worst Dota waifu. Continue having trash taste.
>>136113156
He also failed to account for Spectres pure damage
Just ignore him, he's a shitter.
>>136112573
I go jungle, finish vlads + talon + boots before minute 10 then i go to get rosh. I always try to splitpush and force 5 man deathballs to go back to their base then i switch lanes and keep pushing.
But it's just not working, i'm so horrible at this game. Back to pos 5 CM maining
>no puppet hero that you can use to over whelm other players with numbers and surprise them with your exquisite collection
>>136111156
PMAand a lot of od/zeus
>>136113216
Its one black dude forcing it.
>>136113157
It does manta things
>>136113508
i can guarantee that if u go straight talon and choke jungle while u micro ur wolves you will probably have a better time. Or just safelane/offlane the lycan with a support. You will be better off.
Post the most powerful
INT
STR
AGI
heroes
>>136113508
Lycan is a shit hero. It's not your fault that he can't fight anyone past 30 minutes
TEST ME TEST ME YOU CANT TEST ME
>>136114191
INT
Windrunner
STR
Io
AGI
Ursa
>>136114314
Where did this meme originate?
>>136114056
>>136114213
It doesn't necessarily have to be lycan. I'm just tired of seeing 5 man deathpush everywhere and and actually trying to force them back to base by ratting. Too bad i'm not very successful at it
I'll try Tidehunter and Beastmaster next against 5 man pushers
>>136114251
>le le le le le le le le xDD le le le
fuck off, reddit.
>>136113620
im probably going to be called out for being trash but i cant play od lmao
feels like OD just doesn't fit my playstyle and i never had good game with him
>>136114251
How many hands do you have?
>>136114191
Int- Prophet
Str- Beastmaster
Agi- Spec?
Pretty clear in established meta
>>136114191
invoker/od
omni
spectre
>>136114430
I am also very tired of 5 manning. Even when they don't push its very annoying because I can't 1v5. Even when I do stack with a friend we can't 2v5 because our team is shit. I wish all play styles were balanced. The reason MVP is so good is just because of memeballing. It's not your fault this patch is trash.
>>136114506
what role do u play
>>136114319
>>136114725
>>136114597
Invoker
Omni
Ursa
Anyone who thinks otherwise is trash.
>>136112573
what a coincidence
>>136114756
>The reason MVP is so good is just because of memeballing.
? they won at least one 35 min+ games in each of their three series, including an hour game against EG
>>136114191
visage
LC
drow
WHERES KALLE
>>136115010
heres your (You)
i'm having a stroke at this very moment
i am dead fucking serious
i would go to the phone to call for help but i'm having a stroke and can't move my legs
this will be the last thing i ever type in my life
goodbye /d2g/
P-P-P-P-POST EM
Gulag, how do you stop memeballing ?
>>136115371
literally whom
>Debut Custom Game Pass mod Roshpit Champions uses assets without permission
Lmao, beautiful work Valve.
>>136106440
>THE ONLY CONSTANT IS YOU AND YOU DESERVE ALL YOUR LOSSES
Truth be told, you don't deserve every single one of your losses (I've been griefed a couple of times before, everyone probably has been), but you're going to improve much faster and enjoy the game a lot more if you stop obsessing about the shitters and focus on your mistakes.
>>136115526
oh real funny asshole
>>136115526
FUCK I FORGOT THE IMAGE
P-P-P-P-P-POST EM
QUICK
What do I build on Tide after arcanes-blink?
>>136115684
missed the mjollniah/dagon
DOTARDS?
UPDATE?
Patch?
>>136115553
Enigma magnus tide warlock lich earthshaker cm aa eldertitan. These heroes have very expensive ults that can hit 5 people but these heroes can't carry so they're trash because there's nobody to deal the damage while you stun the entire enemy team. Someone list the heroes I forgot.
DUDE
>>136114191
>INT
ODevourer
>STR
Sven
>AGI
Ember Spirit
>>136115904
50 mb patch? You kidding me?
>>136115904
>382.7 KB/s
>>136116090
I like to imagine that one sperg posted this one time, but the post gained sentience and posted itself at an infinite number of points in the future as well
>>136116090
SNIB SNAB LMAO
So why is Windrunner INT and not AGI?
>>136116193
i haven't played this game in 3 years and i try to post this every thread
>>136093107
>not going full team spirit
>>136116268
balense
>>136116268
same reason omni and wisp are STR and not INT
same reason arc warden is AGI and not INT
alright lads, redpill me on carry oracle
>>136116563
>redpill me
what does this mean?
>>136116397
Why aren't ursa and ld strength?
Say, in light of my recent games I have to ask, which carries are the least affected by team deciding to be toxic to each other and not be able to work together properly?
Which carries are the best when you have to be open to the possibility that you are the lone sane person who wants to win instead of tearing your teammates a new one?
>>136110321
Nope. He used to be my most played but I've played him maybe once or twice in the last 120 games.
He's complete trash right now. His problems are that he has way too many hero counters and item counters, the jungle magic resistance auras screwed him over (because you used to stack one or two of the hard camps and do them at level 5 or 7; now the stack is going to have 50% magic resistance or something stupid), so did the reduced gold from farming and the removal of the shorter respawn time (but at least this nerf only meant that if you screwed up a couple of times you lost, it did not make him unplayable trash if you were decent at him) and Icefrog even removed some of the neat tricks he could do because why not.
>>136110464
On top of that you can't even use double damage to do an early Roshan anymore because it was toxic or something.
>>136112527
Unnerf Meepo (and also give each clone its own color that only his player/team can see)
>>136116658
It means he's from /pol/ now. Ignore him.
>>136116659
ursa might as well be strength since they changed his ulti, no balance reason to be agi now
>>136116856
Agi makes more tanky. So it would be a nerf. But they've never changed those main attributes have they?
>>136117060
Not in Dota 2 but Chen used to be Strength.
>>136116561
Fuck you sheever poster. Your ugly whore is not even relevant in dota
>>136116561
>sheever posts deleted so quick they weren't even archived
>sheeber posters blown the fuck out
I love this shit. Tired of that 30 year old granny
>it's a your team refuses to rotate while the enemy team is constantly rotating to your lane game
oh bby
>>136117060
imagine armlet ursa
LITERALLYfree mmr
>>136117529
Play with a 5 stack. Your team will be shit. If you 4 stack, you'll have that one faggot mouth breather subvocalizer that can't understand basic English despite being from the UK/peru
>laning with abaddon
>enemy on 250 hp
>towerdive
>easy kill if abaddon casts spells
>doesn't cast spells
>die
>abaddon keeps diving
>doesn't cast his spells
>dies
haha! four thousand match making points!
>>136117664
why vlads though
>>136117818
Vlads stacks with lifesteal.
>>136117378
why?
Can you guys believe that windrunner used to be an offlaner and tidehunter used to be a position 4 jungling support like chen and enchantress?
>>136117818
armor, lifesteal and damage for the ancient creep
why not?
>>136118107
Mod thinks they're off-topic?
>Teammate first pick randoms chaos knight
>Other picks Io
>3rd picks Lone Druid jungle
Literally doomed from the start, I really fucking tried, I won mid big and went 10-1 but then it was just downhill.
>Git gud you at the mmr u belong
Fuck you all
>Pick Broodmother
>Other team gets Jugg, ES, Tusk, Ember
>They think they can fight against a 12 minute Radiance
>>136116793
6.87 will bring us back, brother.
Surely Icefrog won't let one of the most fun and easily the most unique hero in the game go unnoticed.
>>136118301
Wasn't Kellyposting treated the same way?
>>136117664
preach it
>>136117818
Armor and lifesteal for your ancient creep. Better pushing too.
>>136118301
Good heavens. At least mods know that sheever is trash.
>get tracked by BH
>get hit by missiles every 1.28 seconds and assassinates every 12 seconds
>tfw
>>136118537
How the fuck did u win u all sucked and everyone has retarded items, this looks like 1k mmr, US west must be a joke
>>136118764
At least give me enough time to click the images.
patch coming?
>>136118483
>6.87 will bring us back, brother.
I thought 6.86 would do that, with buffs and maybe the addition of an active component to his E. :(
>>136118875
>It's a "enemy team focus's you first in every team fight while you're playing support" game
O F F L I N E
ITS HAPPENING
http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=36485
http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=36485
http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=36485
http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=36485
http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=36485
>>136118882
This is 4k senpai. The trench never ends. Invoker loaded in 3 mins late which tilted sd so he planted wards in tree clumps and built midas. Spectre was dogshit and tilted out of control because she was left solo against wr for some reason. Huskar finally built a BKB after an hour against Spec+OD. It was truly a nightmare.
>>136119134
>implying CM can exist for more than 5 minutes without feeding
can we just accept that shes the worst hero in the game yet?
>>136119070
>>136119197
this happens every tuesday retards
>>136119197
Find a way to change the number or it's just never going to work
dota is a good game
agree/disagree?
>>136115841
Shivas or Refresher depending on what your team needs more in the lategame
both if time/gold permits
Hello, today I was playing Sven, the Rogue Knight. I was laning alone against Alleria, the Windrunner and Krobelus, the Death Prophet. First of all I disagreed with being solo against those heroes in the first place but whatever. Anyway, I was having some serious issues with Krobelus, the Death Prophet using her Carrion Swarm ability which sends a swarm of bats to damage her enemies dealing 100/175/250/300 damage with a radius of 110-300 to harass me, as well as Alleria, the Windrunner using her Power Shot ability which causes her to charge a bow shot which deals increasing amounts of damage (120/200/280/360 maximum) depending on how long she charges it and the amount of units it passes through. With all the harass, I could never enter the lane and ran out of consumables very quickly (I am referring to Ancient Tangos of Essifation, and Healing Salves). What can I do about this?
>>136115841
you've already fucked up
the ONLY GOOD TIDEHUNTER BUILD:
>HotD
>Midas
>Phase
>Disassemble hotd for Mask of Madness + Armlet
>Basher
>BKB
>Abyssal
>>136119514
An early Refresher on Tidehunter is awful, as you wont even have the mana to get off a full combo.
If you go shivas first, you will have the mana, as well as another spell to use to make your initiations even better.
>>136119419
ya its a pretty good game imo
ive never had another game that ive put anywhere near this much time into and still look forward to playing it every day
Dotards
Is this a good deal
>>136115841
Greaves, Aghs, Lens, Octarine
>>136119419
yeah i think its pretty good
>>136119561
>actually read all of it
What am i doing with my life
>>136115841
>he doesn't know about carry tide
>focusing a guy with kraken
Purges EVERYTHING but doom and blackhole
>>136119419
It's good. It's not the best game ever and I can definitely understand why some people don't like, but it's both good and by far the best in its genre.
>Pick dragon knight
>perfer to offlane
>when I do, constantly told DK is a shit offlaner
>9/10 dominate my lane
I'm no 8k+mmr or anything, but DK can't be THAT bad in the offlane
>>136119561
FORGET TANGO EAT MANGO
>>136119829sven is my husbando and i read it in his voice to completion every time
>>136115841
Greaves and Vlad's
>>136119561
old school d2g was the best
>>136119949
maybe in your shitty mmr where the supports stand around like a bunch of drooling retards
try that shit in high 5k and see how it goes
>https://www.issteamdown.com/
PANIC
A
N
I
Cjk 90% of this thread don't even play the game lol
riz r u here
>>136119794
If it's only for Dota 2 they should both be fine.
They're both fairly out of date though so don't expect to run new games at a good framerate/good graphic quality.
I would go with the second of the two, but that's mainly because I've had issues with AMD cards in the past and don't trust them.
>no ghetto hero
dotards?
>>136120205
If it is a Tuesday at around 16:00 Pacific time then it is probably scheduled maintenance, otherwise I don't know.
>>136119289
>AoE slow
>3 seconds of no attacking on a 6 second cooldown
>FREE MANA
>31000 MAGIC DAMAGE ULTIMATE
Nah, you're just shit.
>>136119197
THREE
SIX
FOUR
EIGHT
FIVE
>>136120628
Wouldn't slark be a ghetto hero?
>>136119289
she has one of the best pub winrates in the game LOL get good
her aura is broken
>>136120628
Isn't Witch Doctor black?
>>136119419
It's alright, gets boring after a while, i never play it alone anymore i need to have someone with me or else i'll get bored
>>136120275
go fuck your selfie steam. sadface
also yes I'm here
>Can't create a local lobby
>Can create a solo bot match
>>136121143
?
why cant you make a local lobby
Is steam kill?
holy fucking shit that buff to necro is just stupidly OP
dota2.com/687
dota2.com/687
dota2.com/687
dota2.com/687
>>136121254
Here's your reply.
>tfw no muslim hero who blows himself up in a belgian airport
>>136121201
Offline mode doesn't allow it.
>>136121254
effort was made
>>136121340
hello
>>136121375
what the fuck
you cant even make a bot match in csgo in offline mode either
gj valve
>>136119289
'>CM is bad
What are you on about, she's a great support with pretty good skill-setYou actually triggered my autism, CM is my most played hero
>>136121465
They don't want you playing your rental games without their okay.
Why do heroes fall off? Sure they are good but they shouldn't just fall off and become completely trash. For example warlocks golems. At 15 minutes they are cool. But at 35 minutes they can be 2 shot by literally every carry in this meta. AA literally becomes icecream in the lategame. Lich becomes a piece of shit. Even if you build carry items on these heroes they aren't gonna do shit. You build a heart on lich and he's still going to die to 4 right clicks instead of 2. What I hate the most is how position 1 carries like antimage are trash after getting 6 slotted. I mean you've picked this weak laning hero that can't even fight in the mid game and he's still trash in the lategame unless the enemy team only has magic burst. Anything other than magic burst and he can't manfight anyone.
>>136121230
maintenance time, but judging by the length either they spilled coffee on something or the Russians found a new trading scam and he's making harsher delays to trades.
>>136121340
What the fuck anon. We don't even know if they were muslims or not.
quick dotards, post your favorite item or you will be cursed to single pulling supports and quadlane mids forever
>>136121534
You are a slut.
>STILL OFFLINE
CMON SON
>>136121534
are u the guy who was asking for lycan advice earlier?
>people think we'll get a new balance patch before valve goes to hawaii
Enjoy getting a patch by the end of April
>>136121684
Somehow it gives direction to everyone. My trashy teammates become trusted wingmen
>>136121684
vlads
>>136121868
yes
>>136121943
I never buy it. When I buy it everyone focuses me, even if im WK.
>pick anti mage
>get Earth shaker support
>he contests last hits with me
>feeds
>doesn't ward
What the fuck am I even supposed to do?
>tfw it's just one of those games where you sit in base for an hour as you slowly lose
>>136114883
mostly offlane
>>136122147
LITERALLY
>buy a qb so he cant take your lh
>get RoR/headdress and go jungle when you have the stats
that simple
>>136121684
A must-have on most carries.
>>136114883
feeder/thrower
>crystal maiden
>uses ice
>"maiden"
ebin hero design gulag
>>136122147
>picks treant
>buys quelling blade
GIT GUD
IF YOU REALLY ARE 6K MMR, YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO FARM THIS LANE!
>Last hits with 120 damage
YOU ARE THE ONLY CONSTANT
>>136121684
aghs
Why is Lion the only support I can't play? He's the only support I have a losing record with. What the actual fuck???
>>136122258
4 or 5 of them are in my lane constantly though. The score is something like 0-10.
>>136122484
im 99% sure youre exaggerating
if 4 or 5 enemy heroes are in your lane EVERYONE on your team (including you when you fuck off to the jungle) is going to be able to outfarm them really hard and take free towers
>>136122147
>>136122258
posts like these remind me that people who got into dota 2 never experienced the joys of garena like no fixed meta, 5 carry games, host ragequit dcing crashing games etc.
call me grandpa but that shit helped me improve mechanically for sure. these days when faced with contesting farm with supports people come to d2g to whine
>>136122461
Maybe you're playing him wrong. You're suppose to run around and kill people from level 1.
>>136122258
SHUR THE FUCK UP YOU PIECE OF TRASH. I CANT DO THAT SHIT. JUNGLING ANTIMAGE GETS HIS BATTLEFURY AT LEAST 6 MINUTES LATER THAN LANE ANTIMAGE AND THE GAME WOULD BE OVER BY THEN. KILL YOURSELF YOU MOTHERFUCKER. DON'T YOU KNOW THAT YOU COULD LOSE YOUR RAX BY THE 18 MINUTE MARK IN THIS META? I DON'T HAVE TIME TO JUNGLE.
>>136122461
Lions pretty easy though?
>>136122587
LOL dude i remember the dota 1 meta
send an int support mid because they'll win the lane
2-1-2 every game
oh looks like doom solo safelane nothing to see here
>>136122657
thats what happens when you pick antimage in pub games
>>136122147
>pick anti mage
That's your problem right there desu
You're not EE
You're not Burning
You're just some twat in a pub with four other twats who don't know how to play around AM.
Only play AM when you're in a 5 stack who understands the game plan.
>>136122679
The stun is hard to hit because of the travel time and the short range.
>>136122581
My teammates are busy respawning/walking back to their lanes. That's why the enemy team came to my lane to kill me.
>>136122967
your fault for not noting that everyone is missing or at least buying ONE safety obs? idk what to tell you
>>136122948
Are you having a giggle there mate?
It's LITERALLY A FREE RANGED RAVAGE
I lost 100+ mmr this week only because my team draft like absolute retards.
Now i'm stuck between 2600-2700
>>136121684
Vlads for sure
good on literally every hero
WHERE THE FUK IS THE SPRING CLEANING PATCH LA
>>136122852
Antimage is probably one of EE's worst heroes. Right alongside PA.
>>136122824
lets face it garena dota 1 was a shit show. the skill disparity was insane
>>136123117
Just pick Ursa and run at them
>>136122948
>the unit target stun is hard to hit
Is Jah'Rakal meta again? I haven't played in months but if he's meta again I might just come back...
Standard build I'm assuming? Phase boots, aquila, blink, SNY?
>>136122852
>Playing AM at all
The thirty minute afk rice fests are over. You need a hero that can fight ten minutes into the game without getting blown up after three attacks.
>>136123165
everyone was so bad back then, a 3k would be a literal god in garena
>>136123183
point target
>>136123137
>he is expecting a patch this year
baka senpai you should no better by now
>>136123180
thx for the tip but i hate ursa
>>136123057
I'm hiding in the jungle behind my tier 1 and they have a tusk and wd and they're diving the tower and they don't care about the creeps or the tower hits.
>>136123189
No, its nerif and darkterror/boush meta
>>136123189
Why would you need blink on a hero who hits max movespeed with their normal items?
>>136123294
furion single player mode
>>136123254
it can target units too, faggot
>>136123330
Boush was nerfed ages ago. What are you saying?
>>136123189
>ah'Rakal
why would you write that instead of acting like civilized human being and simplifying this garbage lore meme to one word "troll"
kill yourself along with hipster russians who call lc tresdin and drow traxex because muh dota 1 XD
>>136122657
take the fucking -25 you fucking bitch, waa waaa guys sometimes i looooooooooooooooooooooooose and I cant wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin what do 'well try this and this'' REEEEEEEE reeeeeeeeeeee REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
get axed
>>136123367
You mean you wouldn't buy Blink for ursa either?
>winning
>enemy has Spectre
>lose
Why is it so good gulag ?
>>136123515
It has a travel time and thus can be evaded you retard.
>>136123534
Low WPM shitstain spotted
>>136123571
Ursa doesn't have free haste or a ranged slow.
>tfw almost out of 3k
>tfw it only gets worse from here on out
Should I just park at 4k mmr since I'm not that interested in seeing how far I can go before I plateau? I think I'm like 4.1k or some shit judging from these games and that's fine place to stop playing ranked.
>>136123367
Because Blink provides literally infinite movespeed
>>136122461
>Why is Lion the only support I can't play? He's the only support I have a losing record with. What the actual fuck???
You're probably shit at positioning, don't carry a tp so you can tp in early for counterganks/ganks and most likely buys dumb shit like Mek and Aghs.
>>136123667
Blink was only necessary to reach sniper behind the enemy lines
>>136123650
>i think im like 4.1k
>not actually 4.1k
>spamming abaddon
anonymous
>>136088116
>stats dont win you games
>mmr doesnt win you games
Yessir, It's how well you can play, how fast you can react, how quickly you can calculate, how well you do under pressure and most of all how well you can pull of your skills and timing with your entire team's synergy.
>>136122147
>>pick anti mage
That is insta loss these days m8, es was right taking your cs you wouldn't do shit.
I'm just gonna play a ranked game
>at twenty minutes I have two heroes without boots
>we're winning
>linkens NP
>radiance necro
>neither have books
>we're rolling over them really hard
what the fuck is going on
So, have you been winning your games tonight, doTARDS?
how do you counter spectre
how do you counter OD
>>136123762
Blink was necessary so you could pop into the middle of the enemy team from fog or offscreen with axes, BKB and trance up and proceed to 5v1 them.
>>136123832
ya and envy does that much better than a sub 4k guarantee u
>>136123534
>being this TRIGGERED
i bet u hate it when people say lothars and guinsoo as well
well ill just be here with sylla getting my sweet +25 on
>>136123898
memepush
memepush
>>136123862
Maybe.
>>136123571
>You mean you wouldn't buy Blink for ursa either?
Troll gets 40 free movespeed, has a ranged slow, has ranged form, has built-in bash.
>>136123792
Well before that I spammed Tide, Undying and Phoenix but those offlaners aren't as reliable or flexible as Abbadon. Why wouldn't I pick a really good hero in ranked?
>>136123960
this never work on 3-4k pub
>>136123914
Still works doesn't it?
I like the concept of troll. He has to try try again to succeed. He just isn't a manlet.
>>136123960
how do you memepush in a 3k ranked game where people want to pick ebin pudge and LC and do their own thing
>>136123634
>It has a travel time and thus can be evaded you retard.
Only if you cast it at max range.
If you consistently miss with earth spike you're a fucking retard.
You most likely don't initiate with hex or doesn't buy blink as his first major item after boots.
>>136123898
radiance life stealer
>>136123898
>how do i counter a hero with 0 lane presence
>how do i counter a hero that is horrible at escaping ganks and does no damage against magic immune targets
ur not good at critical thinking
>>136124127
you pushfarm until your hero can hit towers
then you hit towers
3ks wont know what the fuck to do about it
>completely forgot that troll warlord even exists
dang
>>136123862
I don't even play this piece of shit game anymore.
>>136124292
here's what happens at 3k
you try really hard to farm and push, then the enemy constantly ganks you as 4 or 5
NORMALLY, you'd think this is good because it creates tons of openings for your team to do stuff
but 3k is full of MONGOLOIDS who stand around picking their boogers when the enemy ganks as 5 instead of exploiting the space
>>136123959
>guinsoo
>honoring faggots who defect to riot games
i just hate hipsters who write long word instead of something simple and recognizable
like writing "tresdin" (6 words) over lc (2! words)
is retarded
>free deso with vision
>free invis+haste
>free DD
>free cheese
I'd love to hear you talk your way out of this one, dotards.
>>136124320
>>completely forgot that troll warlord even exists
So did icefraud.
Troll was overnerfed and they just keep giving him joke buffs (like tiny buffs to fervor).
>>136086272
There was, but he got stumped by a Scottish farmer from Aberdeen
>>136123951
Well of course. I was just backing you up on the whole "stats and ma mmr mean everything hurr"
You'd be surprised coming across a decent player in 3k, or 4k. I have to admit the only reason why people rage so hard on dota is because we all think differently, we all set our goals on certain aspects of the game, we all can play like shit at times, where as another team mate is playing his fucking cuck dick off to win it for his team while the rest aren't focusing. But when you have a team all knowing what to do, all knowing how each of their members react, they react to how aggressive they are in lane. It's like a game of poker within your own team, and the enemy team. Knowing how they respond to things, picking up on their carrys timing and when and what hes doing.
Games within 3-4k loss inc
>friendly supports feed all game up until 15min mark is a loss
>no wards and constantly getting gank by enemy team is a loss
>enemy supports killing your carry over and over again is a loss
>enemy team stacks ancients for their carry and your team doesn't stack or intervene and lets the enemy team farm their shit off is a loss
>own team complains or calls gg 5 minutes is a loss
This is the foundation of 3k and 4k
Alright, which one of you did this?
https://twitter.com/SirActionSlacks/status/712426299797737473
>>136124590
Are Gossip Girlz real girls or what?
>>136124578
Cheese is useless when you die to fart of invoker or sven
>>136124473
So you are telling me that the enemy team magically has co-ordination while yours does not?
sounds like someones not being keeping a Positive Mental Attitude (PMA)
Remember, the only constant in your losses is you!
>>136124473
This guy knows what's up.
I played on my friends 4.7k and at least you can fucking count on your team mates to not be complete retards there. I am not delusioned to think I am carrying but they know how to back you up and to use opportunities.
3k is full of people who I am certain are afk half the time.
>>136124549
>words
Come on.
you're not dying because there's no ward there you're dying because YOU'RE SHIT
/blogpost
>see sub-5k player pick crystal maiden
>they die 15+ times in the match
>dies in every team fight before even landing her abilities
>can't ult for shit, blows up immediately
>no items, can barely afford to upgrade boots
>be picked off and killed in 5 seconds by everybody in the enemy team solo
Do people at lower mmrs just pick her because she's a cute girl? Why even pick her if you don't know how to play her properly? Most of them just contribute with a single frostbite during early ganks and can't contribute anything else for most of the game.
>>136124473
That happens on 4k as well.
I recommend heroes who can do miracles instead of farming garbage like AM. Pick jugger and even if you are shutdown you can comeback with omnislash
>>136124884
even u try hard,ur teammate always do something bullshit
>Say
>>136125061
Even a crappy CM can do wonders for early game because of FREE MANA!
>>136124723
not me man I like slacks
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENXvZ9YRjbo
>>136124590
maybe they will remodel him to look like this and give him a buff
heh
>>136125364
slacks has 100% same choir boy voice as sheever
>tfw I have not played a non-modded game of Dota in months
I'm playing a mod in a game of a mod from another game
>>136123832
>mmr doesnt win you games
what a dumb statement
you get mmr from winning games, try to wrap your head around that and stop making excuses for being bad
>>136125237
>Even a crappy CM can do wonders for early game because of FREE MANA!
Every time I pick CM my team tells me to max the passive first and every time I tell them to fuck off.
I'm 19-5 with her in terms of W/L.
>>136124723
Me, I hate that fucking faggot
>>136125061
>Do people at lower mmrs just pick her because she's a cute girl?
Her ingame model isn't cute by any means
Prediction points were given?
>>136125629
yeah anyone maxing anything but her Q is straight retarded
>>136124473
>3k complaining about getting ganked as 5
literally just buy an observer ward and put it somewhere. 3ks will never buy smoke of deceit and even if they do if you notice FIVE people missing just play back
I woke up really sleepy today, doturds..
What Hero should I play that will wake me up?
>>136125579
same, been playing overthrow
>>136125957
Pit Lorde
>>136125629
>Maxing the passive first
>>136125957
Meepo.
>>136125957
Elder Titan
Naga Siren
>>136125957
ENDURANCE RUN!
>>136125952
>3ks will never buy smoke of deceit and even if they do if you notice FIVE people missing just play back
You will, but your allies won't, ven if you tell them to get back. Then they die and the enemy goes for an objective and you can't stop it.
>>136125957
LC armlet blink build
jesus why we cant have NICE things
>>136126107
How the FUK would these wake me up?
These have to be two of the most boring Heroes in the entire game, Jesus fucking Christ, dude.
>>136126231
needs more belts tbqh
>>136126153
every time i reply to a post from a 3k they always gotta reply like this
"but my teammates are retarded and everything always goes bed"
like i REALLY dont know what to tell you, youre 3k for a reason (a lot of it is probably mechanics)
>>136126231
Now post the In-game version.
>>136126231
Because.
>>136126231
instead we get this
>>136126336
play some chaos knight
>>136126685
meat in battle
>>136126336
Play some support slut
>>136123862
I just come here for the anime
>>136126153
>>136124473
>>136125007
>bawaw everyone is retarded in 3K that's why I lose
How is it possible to have so little self-awareness?
Yes everyone is retarded in 3K, that's why it's easy. The higher you go the harder it gets.
>>136124473
>enemy ganks you as 4
>NORMALLY, you'd think this is good because muh space
no, you wouldn't normally think dying to a 4 man gank is good. The fact that you think that is one of the reason you're a shitter. Take responsibilities for your mistakes and don't expect your team to compensate every time you get rekt by taking an objective. If you truly think you're worth more than 3K then you shouldn't be reliant on your 3K teammates.
Stop trying to ape what you see in pro games and try to actually understand the game you're playing.
>>136126231
>>136126558
BECAUSE THE PEOPLE WHO DRAWS THAT SHIT
ISN'T THE SAME FROM THE ONES WHO MAKE THE MODELS
fuck you anon for bieng so fucking retarded kill yourseflf gfhofjoly shitATJKñm
>>136126685
Great choice.
There can never be too much Chaos. I'm all up for this.
>>136126769
>nerfnow artist is a brazilian guy
doturds?
>>136126769
I don't get it.
>>136126739
>tfw you will never take CK's meat in battle
>>136126410
Here's the thing you do not understand. To climb out of 3k you CANNOT play as if your team is competent. You cannot play with the same mindset as when you finally reach 6k. You have to play Dota in a very specific way that doesn't even remotely mimic what pro players would do. This is why people end up getting stuck at 3k. You have to play very selfishly while also being ready to save your retarded team at key times. You also can NEVER speak to your team or try and give them any advice because they will never listen and only tilt because they get mad at you for "telling them how to play".
You cannot play as if you allies were humans beings.
This is what I had to learn the hard way to eventually get to 6k mmr before I quit some time ago. You don't understand how stupid people are at 3k.
>>136126874
Doesn't help that valve puts retarded restrictions on workshop fags like no particles or modifying base model (only arcanas can do that for muh shekels)
>80.2 MB Update
>>136126952
You didn't know this? Are you fucking new here or some shit?
Jo, the author, or whatever his name is actually browses these threads and literally steals /d2g/ meme content for his shitty cartoon panels.
This has been going on for what, 3 years now or something.
>>136126848
>The higher you go the harder it gets.
False.
Climbing from 3k to 4k took months, climbing from 4k to 5k took weeks.
>>136127359
>climbing from 4k to 5k took weeks.
your impressions or tips?
Arteezy good-looking?
Yay or Nay?
>>136127259
Thanks for the meme update senpai
>>136127424
JUST
>>136127424
maybe if his eyes didn't look so tired all the time
also his haircuts are shit tier
>>136123862
I just got out of low priority after being in there for like 2 fucking weeks
>>136127424
Looks like a Slav.
Those poor towers.
>>136127717
3 bottom picks comfy colour aesthetics
>>136127806
someone post the purple general pic
>>136127413
Can't help you, I did that over a year ago by spamming 3-4 strong heroes I was good with. I don't play anymore.
I would imagine you can just do the same with currently strong heroes.
>>136127424
looks like a crack head so no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhbBmrpScAI
>>136127424
rtz is actually pretty good looking imo
id suck his dick if you catch my drift
>arteezy will never come home from a tournament and fuck you to take out his anger
;_;
>Your steam recovery code is ...
Randomly popped this evening. Just me or steam?
>>136128151
gay
>he isnt watching our guy swindle
what is your excuse anon?
>>136128271
I'm imagining myself as a girl in that scenario, it's not gay.l
>>136128073
This isn't bad.
1st time I ever watched one of these.
post more 4k shitstain stomping music like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XPKEfuheho
>>136128427
Are you going to suck his dick though? Cause that's kind of gay
>>136128601
all i need are russian war songs to stomp shitters like you
>start watching anime
>MMR goes down
>mfw exploiting the fact that my opponents are subhuman subvocalizers, and that their brains shut down as they attempt to "read" the messages i send in allchat
>played earth spirit 10 times today
>lost once
>>136125957
20m nap
>>136128956
>want to chill and play some unranked with my bros
>some twat first picks earth spirit
What drives people to this?
>>136128956
>le adventures from normal skill normal games
>>136129151
literally the only support thats fun and feels like your actually doing something
>he doesn't build MoM+Armlet instead of SnY on STR heroes
wew
>>136128727
>start watching anime
>MMR goes up
>>136128956
>played Tide ~25 times in past few days
>lost five times
not as good but still, spamming offlane is fun
>>136129276
>mom+armlet
So 2 shit items instead of 1 mediocre one?
Few heroes want armlet and almost no one even wants to consider mom.
>>136129151
because earth spirit is stupidly OP and is literally CC: the hero
for every weeaboo i crushingly defeat in a one-sided game of dota the world becomes a better place
dumb, likely shitskin, animeNEETs
literally never pick support in ranked unless you're picking some bullshit one like omniknight or earth spirit
>pick ancient apparition
>intelligently ward all game
>hit choice fuckin ice blasts all game
>still lose because it isn't possible to win on your own as a support
>>136128727
>start watching anime
>MMR goes up
>>136129542
>pick support all the time
>win
>some anon tells me to don't do it
>probably a subhuman 4k retard
>>136127359
>3k to 4k took months
Lmaoing @ your life.
>>136129542
>AA is all about hitting ice blasts
yeah sure thing, just like Axe is all about culling blade rite?
>>136128601
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRSijEW_cDM
https://twitter.com/MiSeRyDOTA/status/712442201758941184
Nice, Zai is coming back.
>>136129542
>pick lion
>literally free first bloods at level 2
>only needs a blink or aether lens to be god like
>completely self sustaining hero with very few items
its funny cause literally every high mmr player and pro says support is the hardest role, maybe your just bad?
>>136129435
phoenix is my jam
>tfw 8 minutes midas tranquils
>>136129902
>https://twitter.com/MiSeRyDOTA/status/712442201758941184
after Ti6
>>136129902
>Kick one of their best players
>Get some bratty overhyped kid in
Have they not learned from what happened to EG?
>>136130029
Then who the fuck do you suppose is replacing Misery?
Uuuhm...?
>>136129542
>over 5k hours in dota
>can barely remember all three of AA's non-iceblast spells
buffs when?
picking walking ults in ranked is a bad idea tho bc most of the time they require your team to be non-mongoloids
>>136129902
>>136130029
SECRET ZAI
I miss toggling Armlet in the face of the enemy supports and dunking SF under his tower.
>start working at a movie theater
>corporate makes us give away free popcorn for 2 weeks
>all the customers start complaining because the lines are so long even though they're getting FREE SHIT
>mfw its the same as all these people complaining about a FREE GAME
>>136129902
oh mama
>>136130195
>dunking sf
i spammed huskar vs every fucking lesh i could
shit was cash
Why do they allow minorities on US servers? I'm sick of playing with these shit talking brown skins.
>>136130345
>minorities
Jajajaj gringo jajaja
>>136130142
i mean shitrekt in general is p bad right now but misery seemed like one of their more consistent players, certainly more than fEEd
>>136130204
I bet you were only serving one person at a time, too.
>>136129902
Misery was SHIT to begin with. And probably caused a lot of negative attitude to the team.
I'm glad he got the boot. He contributed nothing to the win they had at the Majors.
>>136129902
Too bad. I feel Misery was doing reasonably well. He'd even go top networth with LD even after getting firstblooded and losing his bear at rune spawn while EE was playing like he was trying to get MMR with PA.
>>136130204
>working at a cinema
How old are you, twelve?
>>136129542
oh yeeah, I sure do tremble in my 5.5 k matches when I'm up against 3 cores, 1 jungler and 1 wardbitch
brrrrrrr
who's even available aside from zai? (who's not even available)
>>136129504
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAkxCzrsqaU
Why was misery kicked but moonmeander is still somehow on OG?
>>136130323
I actually once managed to die to Split Earth damage when toggling and having Inner Vitality on. 4 dmg. Was freestyling the game pretty hard otherwise and raxing at 18 mins in.
>>136130810
Memes.
>>136130765
dumb pedoNEET
wonder if valve plan to address this at some point
LMAO misery got cucked by a swede
>>136129902
as much as I liked misery I always felt like his 'potential' as an offlaner wasn't anyway near that of other top tier offlaners, even if he did play very well at times.
secret really need to get new carry
EE just too unstable
>>136130865
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xnvf3nr2_E
>>136130810
moonmeander is pretty good though
OG is forever doomed because their two worst players (fly and notail) won't ever be removed from the team
>>136130789
Me.
I'm always right.
>>136129542
t. 3k
>>136130976
dumb pedophile NEET
>>136130981
Fly hasn't been that bad. N0tail is literally worse than Pajkatt.
https://twitter.com/w33haa/status/712445600726392833
WEW
Aliwi Omar
@w33haa
4 days till roster lock, anyone need a guy?
BASED PUPPAN
>say it ain't so
is he meming or
>4 days left until the rooster locks
>get kicked
>miss out on not only a Major but also TI
LFMAO
The amount of NTR in this shit is ridiculous, LOL
>>136131203
hes out xd
>secret falling apart
this is actually a way overestimate
cyborgfatt stole most of their earnings
>>136131024
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOLV8rSLAps
Petition to have Valve add an option to block entire regions at once.
+1 this if you agree.
universe to secret you heard it here first
w33 misery out
rtz zai in
It's obvious.
>>136131203
he's 100% cereal. what is secret then?!
>not kicking EE
what the fuck is going on?
>>136131418
>EE
>Rtz
>zai
>Puppey
>pld
Not bad
>>136131203
He better start casting or find a real job LMAO
>>136131087
>weehaw doesn't have a team
Liquid dropped him? Are they retarded?
>>136130789
the truth lies somewhere in between. misery is consistent, yet not really a top tier offlaner. not many would argue that. at the same time, maybe secret feel they need an offlaner who can make shit happen when EE or w33 feed relentlessly.
honestly tho any offlaner is gonna have a rough time on a puppey team bc chen and enigma (his two favorite heroes that he seems to draft whenever possible) usually leave little room for an offlaner to farm.
>>136126848
>The higher you go the harder it gets.
Incorrect. Those games can at least be chalked up to something more than RNG.
Yes, there are things a 3k can improve on just as a 5k can. But it is fucking hell down there. Sometimes you get boned from your initial ranking.
>>136131087
>TWO PLAYERS KICKED OUT OF NOWHERE
ENVY DOES IT AGAIN
They're all just having a giggle. I'm extremely skeptical of these tweets. Misery is staying in secret and I'm 90% sure
>>136131545
Unless they start infighting for some reason, I don't see that lineup losing anything.
>>136131203
https://twitter.com/w33haa/status/712445600726392833?lang=en
IT'S REAL
EE is trying to do an NTH
well RTZ is obviously leaving EG to join Secret again with Zai does that mean the return of Aui_2000?
So I heard you guys were complaining about the lack of updates, bug fixes or even up-coming notices from Valve for the game..
BUT HERE, YOU GET TEAM SHUFFLE DRAMA INSTEAD!!!!
FORGET EVERYTHING ELSE, DOTARDS!!
WE DRAMA NOW!!
SECRET.KALLE
THE ONLY WAY TO HAVE EE NOT FEED IS TO OUTFEED HIM IN A WAY THAT THE ENEMY SPELLS ARE ON CD
>>136131087
top kek
Remember last year when secret wanted zai? But zai would only come with RTZ, because they're a package deal?
Exactly the same thing happened again.
insiderbro here
secret are currently trying to poach MVP.QO as well as an unnamed EU offlaner
that's all for now
>>136131959
qo is locked brah
>>136131893
>he's a subhuman gameshitter mad because people aren't blogging about the redditified peruvian shit game known as dota
>he's escalating commitment of his sunk costs of thousands of hours in this bad, diseased game
>>136131941
zai / rtz package deal is like getting to have whatever kind of sex you want with a 12/10 qt but she has aids
>>136131893
fuck off barbosa this ain't ur thread anymore
>Win TI5
>get kicked
>Win second largest Valve event next to TI
>get kicked
LMAO.
>>136131959
>Secret turns into professional ooga booga with EE and QO on the same team
insiderbro here
secret is now called secretion with the addition of Bone7 and Singx2
thats all for now
>>136132027
looks like my source was full of shit then, disregard
>W33 GOT BOOTED.
MY
FUCKING
SIDES
The question now is this: who is going to sub for Zai while he's at school? Some player is going to have to skip TI for that. Maybe if 1437 will coach again, they'll stick him there for a while?
OUR GUY MEMEMEANDER FUCKING CALLED IT
https://twitter.com/MoonMeanderated/status/711914836872007680
>>136132041
Aren't you trying too hard? It is really pathetic at this point, mate.
>>136132221
>notail and moon didn't
Yeah good luck 12th place OG
>>136132091
How did my thread ended up though?
I left at half way to get some sleep.
Did it ended on a nice touch?
>>136132269
who is he talking about
kek
>>136132269
Who did puppey fuck over last year?
>>136132269
I don't get how Puppey / EE / PLD fucked over people before TI5 and Frankfurt though?
Alright, which teams are gonna get fucked by 6.87?
In other words, who are the patch teams? Surprisingly MVP doesn't really strike me as one, EG seem to be pretty consistent patch to patch as well.
>>136131087
>https://twitter.com/w33haa/status/712445600726392833
m-maybe hes just asking for his f-friend, m-misery
>back stabby Envy kicks another two players while STILL being the worst player on his team.
How does he do it.
>>136132330
OG are a 5 man squad of bros not interested in that petty kicking shit, They won the major they dominated they're preparing to win the next one.
N0tail finds a way.
>>136132351
dunno i felt asleep around that time since its 2 am ady
wait
are you trying to sleep with me? like, at the same time
>>136130498
>just won a major
>lost to tier 2 team in irrelevant tournament
>bad
>>136132451
He fucked over Moon's current teammates Fly and N0lans
Is the RTZ EE dream alive senpaitachi?
>>136132471
Complexity.
ZAI & RTZ TO Team Secret
What if it's zai andS4
NEW THREAD.
>>136132652
>>136132652
>>136132652
>>136132652
>>136132642
S4 is already locked in with [A]
>>136132528
YOU SHITTERS GAVE ARTSTYLE A FUCKING RAMPAGE.
ARTSTYLE OF ALL PEOPLE, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
>>136132442
>>136132451
>>136132467
like the way EE fucked over the roster before TI5?
newfags?
also puppan to notal and fly
>>136132592
>another era of secret being a complete laughingstock
Could secret's new offlaner be Universe?
universe to secret
bulba to eg
>>136132791
but zai and universe can't play mid and secret dont need pos 1, 4 or 5
>>136135006
what?
>>136131647
>RNG
No, you're just trash.
