Yes-man MEC Edition
Previous Mission: >>135792273
News:
(a) Anarchy's Children is out NOW, for the moment only for the owners of the Reinforcement Pack.
(b) Julian Gollop is doing 'Something' in the likes of “Turn based tactical combat – world based strategy.”
>https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2016/03/18/new-x-com-game/
Mandatory Reading of /xcg/.
>http://pastebin.com/Rd2nfr3n
<<¡XCOM 2 Links!>>
>http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=616682629
Essential improvements (Skip intros, fix stuttering, multi monitor support, resolutions past 1080p)
>https://mega.nz/#F!kZwQCCST!Sbr0_URdKG5-kzWUmGPyLg
Current Modlists:
>>http://pastebin.com/4Hdthmpi
>>http://pastebin.com/SERg72a5
hugely detailed spreadsheet:
>https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/13CvoSAyapnC2p9a_r9SV5cHK7Qd6iqtsAazTg2_be4/edit#gid=970853268
Mandatory Watching
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pJHto4YWms
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEoGrbKAyKE
XCOM EW/LW Legacy Links (full information, all links):
Long War download link:
>http://www.nexusmods.com/xcom/mods/88/
/xcg/ Recomended Mod List
>http://pastebin.com/rzzMpkqE
Extra perks to add for Training Roulette:
>http://pastebin.com/cUjBbaFM
Namelist generator:
>http://daiz.io/xcom-namegen/
Wiki:
>http://ufopaedia.org/index.php?title=Long_War
/xcg/'s Long War FAQ (new players read this shit):
>http://pastebin.com/YmaXBKpN
xth for psi
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EXALT
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https://twitter.com/julian_gollop/status/710810204347224064
Thoughts?
>>135867039
for chen
>>135866226
5th for complaining about the OP for no reason in particular.
Xth for the infestation as an ingame mechanic when?
>>135867068
egg salt
>>135867170
yes
nth for broken windows
>>135867193
Shit wrong one.
>>135866131
what are you planning to do?
zth forcyclops mod when
>>135867098
My guess it that's it's going to be about playing from the perspective of the stereotypical guvna troops trying to contain a Necromorph-style infection and try to prevent it from spreading out and wiping out mankind.
>>135867550
pls go
>>135867192
OK. Made me lot it.
>>135867367
Nice.
Someone should make the armor featured in Beaglerush's twitch banner
>>135867550
Do you seriously hope to provoke someone into making your damn waifu mod, or are you just shitposting?
>>135867530
>>135867739
I have to step it up and escalate this metaphorical arms race between my content and the original content, because who wouldn't want to use the old? right?
So making the skull helmet with a 3d skull under the visor is stepping up my game.
>>135867550
fuck off already
pistols are useful
>>135868420
It was annoying the first 600 times you asked now it's just pissing me off
>nevar
>>>>>>>nevar
>>135867628
>>135867861
>That knife sheash angle
That's as stupid as having a sword sheath behind your back.
>>135868289
You should make the helmet itself a little more detailed, too. Probably add some more ridges, bumps, and lights to fit the Warden armor a little better.
>>135868625
THE FUCK DID YOU SAYYOU PIECE OF FILTH
>>135868926
Fuck off Geralt goddamn
wew lad
Reminder that snek and filthy ayys should be offered in sacrifice to Commander and His most Holy Prophet.
>>135868394
Swords are useful too.
And jetpacks...
>>135868537
>>taking a mod request seriously
Calm your beard
I am gonna play XCOM 2 for the first time,it's my first XCOM game,what difficulty should I play it on?
>>135869438
Legendary Ironman.
It sounds intimidating but you'll be fine.
>>135869551
But I won't even be able to play the tutorial.
>>135869438
Veteran
>>135869643
All the more reason to skip it.
>>135868289
>>So making the skull helmet with a 3d skull under the visor is stepping up my game.
That's the spirit.
>>135868581
I can't not help it but see Xenonauts in that pic.
>>135869438
Veteran if you value fun.
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=648861674
>not having the most awesome paint job ever on the Skyranger
>>135869227
reminder that sneks are fordating
>>135869883
By that you mean that an easier or higher difficulty wouldn't be that fun?
>>135869438
Veteran, I would still play Ironman though
>>135867861
Isn't that armor just a ODST variant?
>>135869993
You spelled "eating" wrong.
>>135870114
no?
>>135870096
Veteran Ironman,alright then.
>>135870154
come on Anon, you can't fool me. That snake is far too small to be a snek.
>>135869993kill yourself
>>135870038
Easier difficulties will spare you the challenge, harder difficulties will not spare you from bullshit.
Trust me, go Veteran for your first time.
Why shit like this keeps happening to me in every ironman run?
>>135870154
>>135869993
I wonder how a snek would react upon finding out about the involvement of earth snakes in terrestrian culinary.
>>135870372
>>135870038
Pretty much. Harder difficulties will severely punish mistakes, and if you don't know all the game mechanics inside out you will make a lot of mistakes
>>135866226
After 37 days BRRRT was finally removed from the OP
>>135870546
You can still carry him to the evac
>>135870362
>X-scum telling somebody to kill themselves
wew
>>135870607
pretty poorly, I'd imagine
>>135870607
Considering that they probably eat humanoids I don't think they'dhave a leg to stand on
>>135870994
>X-scum
Day of the Rope is coming for all traitors and ayyys
>>135871263
lol
>>135871352
>hanging them
>not delivering an electrical impulse from close range
Mod that lets you use the full selection of arms and legs with the DLC torsos when?
You can use DLC arms and legs with every torso so why not the other way around?Nude mods when?Think modders could use the same physics that makes hairstyles like ponytails work to make floppy dicks for naked dudes?
>there are people who unironically support the ayyys because they get turned on by a giant snake with tits
>>135871263
>they probably eat humanoids
Why would they? Juicy ADVENT burgers completely eliminate any need for such barbaric acts.
>yfw Firaxis added the ADVENT burger meme precisely to invalidate any speculations of ayys eating humans/each other,effectively preventing vorefags from fucking their playerbase up
Either I'm overthinking it or them's some smart niggas.
>>135871630
>"Giant" sneks
>mfw
>>135871626
>Nude mods when?
Hopefully never.
If you're dying to see naked people in a game like XCOM instead of just searching for porn on the internet, you need to rethink your life.
>>135870762
Don't worry.
We can always put it back.
>>135866226
Is the game playable yet(60+ FPS at all times)
>>135871352I hope you like sneks, there's going to be a couple of them knocking on your door pretty soon:^)
>>135871630
>there are people who unironically do not support ADVENT
>>135871994
kek
>>135872247
Depends on your hardware and graphics standards
>>135872214
No exceptions? Not even for our punished hero PC Hissy?
What does Anarchy's Children add for the other tiers of armor? I've only seen kevlar so far.
>>135871630
>be slightly overweight citizen of ADVENT
>no job, though thats become pretty common nowadays
>hang around on the psionet chatting on Elderchan, the official image board for ADVENT citizens
>go to burger joint
>cute viper captain that works near my house
>she blocked me on FacelessBook when I talked about how I want to have snake babies with her and proposed
>got my account banned too
>its ok, that was just a throw-away account anyway
>walk up to talk to her
>open my mouth to speak
>"Hey ssssexy"
>She starts hissing "GUARDSSSS"
>"Wait no, I wanted to say I lo-"
>Lancer whacks the breath out of me
>trooper grabs me and tosses me out
>Viper slithers out to tell me something
>"Get help, really"
>goes back inside
>starts raining
>have to walk home and dry out my datapad
Fuck vipers, this is why we need XCom
>>135872625
Leather pants with the ass cut out and power armor cock rings.
>>135872214
Only Sith deal in absolutes.
>>135872625
matte-coloring for the tier 3 armor
>>135872813Sith aren't real
>2016
>not fucking QT MUTONS
>>135872957
Fuck off Vahlen, you goddamn crazy bitch. You don't even know what an antenna is.
>>135872523
I was getting sub 30 fps at times on a R9 290x
>>135872002
Nah, I just think it would be funny.
I already got what I wanted, sports bras.
I fucking love girls in sports bras.
Watching soldiers run around with stupidly large jiggle physics tits, and floppy dicks would just be for stupid fun like when you install all those shitty skyrim mods at one time.
>>135872952
>republic-fags will deny that a Sith Lord sits at the center of the Senate Rotunda
>>135873238
On what settings.
>>135873135
looks like this rookie fits the qualifications for my latest breedin- durability experiment. With your permission commander we will begin immediately. With our current staff it should only take two weeks.
>>135867457
It looks kind of like coral in the picture, doesn't it? Maybe related to the underwater ayys somehow?
What are the odds of a body mod appearing? I don't mean lewd stuffthough that'd certainly be fine if included for sneksjust basic types like buff, slim, somewhere in between, a fat dude, chicks with more or less masculine types, different chest sizes, different ages, etc.
I get the whole military thing, but surely not every soldier is physically identical. Would it be as easy as replacing the models with new ones, or is there some complexity in animation rigging that would make it a nightmare? I just want more soldier diversity. More hairstyles would be great too.
>>135873587
Max, but it doesn't matter since even at max the game looks like shit and should run way better.
>>135874235
>game looks like shit
objectively false
>>135873731
I'LL VOLUNTEER DOCTOR
>>135874302
Compared to Witcher 3 which I can run maxed just fine and it stays above 30 fps always.
>>135873287
>I fucking love girls in sports bras.
Me too, but still.
>Watching soldiers run around with stupidly large jiggle physics tits, and floppy dicks would just be for stupid fun
Sounds like something an underage child would find "funny", desu senpai. You're not an underage child, right?
>>135874203
body mods would be great, I want Danny DeVito on my squad
>>135874758
>Class
>Trashman
>>135874235
>even at max the game looks like shit
>>135874203
Unlikely, given that the game was made with only two body-types without sliders.
This means that you'd need to remake every armor for every body type you want added
>VIP retrieval
>Kill 2 pods
>1 captain bails andBREAK LOS
>Get to VIP cell
>SURPRISE ! The captain fucking open the door, got in, locked the door behind him
Jake pls
>>135874494
exsssscelent
>Defense building is 2 days from completing
>WARNING UFO COMING TO FUCK YOU IN THE ASS
fug
>>135874746
>Look how mature I am, guys! Aren't I cool for being so mature?
“Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.”
- C.S. Lewis
>>135874235
>even at max the game looks like shit
The game looks better than average with textures at max + medium shadow quality alone.
Have you been visitin /v/ so much that you became too cynical to see anything in a positive light? Or have you been playing Playstation interactive movies like Heavy Rain and Beyond Two Shits lately?
>>135875159
>Panties
How
>>135874957
Shit, I thought Robinson there was my "Sparks" Jiang for a second.
>>135875342
With the commanders permission Vahlen is capable of just about anything.
>>135874717
the word you were looking for was unoptimized, not looks like shit
>>135874824
>Danny "Trashman" DeVito
>spreads garbage all over the battlefield
>can eat garbage to give himself RNG buffs
>can pick up and throw trashcans to deal massive damage
>>135875159
Is that a Cydonia Needs You poster in the background?
>>135875250
Anon, imagine two people playing a game of chess.
Now imagine them switching the pieces with new ones that have dicks, tits and asses protruding out of them. Then both players start pointing out that they have dicks, tits and asses everytime they move a piece, giggling and whatnot. What do you even get from all this?
Yeah, sexual things are sexual. Point is, we get it. Can't we just focus on the game?
>>135875253
Nope, just finished playing some decent looking games that actually ran alright.
>>135875342
>posts a picture of Miia
>Miia wears panties
>Manga and anime both address how it works
>being this retarded
>>135876285
>decent games
Ohoho, boy. Here we go.
Care to list 'em?
>>135875557
sorry, I meant compared to witcher 3 it looks like saints row 4
>>135876161
Could be but even the unedited version I have doesn't show the full thing either just apenis
>>135876389
MSGV
Witcher 3
Dark Souls 1 and 2
Pretty sure those are the only games /v/ says I can like
>>135876193
>What do you even get from all this?
Entertainment. Nobody's putting a gun to your head and forcing you to use any nude mods that may or may not be released. Live and let live.
>>135876497
>Listening to /v/
dude
>>135876497
>Liking a Kojima gameI'm kidding. If you listen to /v/ there aren't any games you can like.
>Incendiary Grenades
>Acid Grenades
>Gas Grenades
>EXO Suit Rocket
M-M-MORE! MORE!Why are Grenadiers so fucking GOOD
>>135876389
I said decent LOOKING games, as in the graphics are good. Also these games still run great.
We have Fallout 4 which doesn't look that great but still looks better and runs better than Xcom 2.
Also Witcher 3 looks way better and runs better than both of these.
And I haven't played it but based on benchmarks Rise of the Tomb Raider runs better as well and undoubtedly looks better.
>>135876497
>Pretty sure those are the only games /v/ says I can like
y-you don't actually let other people dictate what you enjoy in life do you anon?
Am I the only one expecting a blood and gore mod?
Not trying to be edgy, but if someone gets hit by ferromagnetic slugs or a plasma bolt in the face, I expect blood spilling everywhere, or even a desintegration.
Picture something like EVE for Fallout 3/New Vegas: https://youtu.be/iuIQD75yPxI?t=15
>>135876497
>MSGV
Unfinished game.
>Witcher 3
Passable.
>Dark Souls 1
Slideshow with shitty textures and animations rendered on locked 30FPS on all consoles, even PC, sure it runs """nicely"""
Also
>Only calling certain games good because someone on /v/ said so
>Only playing games /v/ says are good
Please.
>>135876945
>drop plasma grenade
>end up with bits and pieces of charred ADVENT left over
I want. I WANT.
>>135876879
>playing Fallout 4
So did you get it yesterday or something?
That game is devoid of any content after 2 weeks, max
>>135876580
Not him, but porn is a pretty shallow means of entertainment.
>>135876497
MGSV was casualized gimmicky open world garbage
Witcher 3 was waifufaggotry and generally total shit, shat all over the lore, basically the Crisis of fantasy fags
Dark souls 1 was lele meme so hard garbage, almost as shitty artificially difficult as Xcom 2.
Dark Souls 2 was a soulless cashgrab.
Xcom 1 was a terrible casualized remake of a classic game for shekels created by the shittiest dev outside of EA, Firaxis. Jew DLC packs abound.
The sequel was the same lolsohardcore but casual basis, total shit.
Fuck off back to r/xcom, you piece of shit, I bet you never played UFO defence, coming in here with your underage stupid fucking opinions, muh graphics, fuck you.
>>135877157
I'm just pointing out the facts anon, that Shitout 4 still runs better and looks better and that there's no reason for Xcom 2 to run so bad.
A few questions lads since the wiki does a piss porr job of explaining:
1. Is it ok to let the AVATAR bar fill up and then countering the timer it with the first Blacksite? I lowered it every chance i could on my first playthrough but now I hear its better to let it tick down?
2. Do you guys rush the first Blacksite? Im facing shieldbearers and Im wondering if its ok to just ignore it till I the AVATAR countdown starts while I research and build up my power.
>>135877291
Whoah whoah anon, slow down on the satire. It still hurts to read.
>>135877407
>Do you guys rush the first Blacksite?
I always do, it's not really that hard unless you're scared of your soldiers getting hurt.
>>135877291
Well you know what?
I can send you into a fetal position in the corner of your room with just a few simple words.There will never be another Conker game.
>>135877286
And? Are we being graded on how "deep" we are or something?
>>135876740
Because they remove cover in a cover-based game, in an AOE, dealing GUARANTEED damage and potentially dealing even more damage when an enemy begins their turn.
Bradford in xcom EU is cute as fuck
>>135877407
You have a full month after the Avatar bar fills up to lower it, either through story stuff or shutting down blacksites. No penalty for doing so, and unless you're playing on higher difficulties you should be fine just using ballistics and kevlar, though obviously mag and plated are optimal.
>>135877286
On the other hand, I'm sure you're very sophisticated.
>>135877670
Yes
If you dont like losing L/I games all the time you have a shallow perception of fun and are better off castrating yourself
>>135877548
Doesnt it also get increasingly dificult the more time pases?
>>135877662
Conker was shit like every other Rare game
>>135877905
Then how about one wordSpore
>>135876740
>Made lots of ini tweaks progressively while on break from the game
>More pods, more enemies per pod
>Give extra uses to most gear to balance it out
>MFW I finally playtest it and realize I can potentially have grenadiers with 7+ uses of explosives per mission
>>135877905
>shit like every other Rare game
>Blast Corps
>Shit
Them's some hot opinions you got there, bud.
>>135877849
What if I want to lose game after game after game on L/I because I refuse to use anything but a squad of berserk Scottish rangers wearing nothing but war paint?
>>135877769
Too bad he has no personality and serves no function beyond just a glorified secretary.
Which is STILL his function in XCOM 2, but at least there he's cool [if underused].
>>135877662
>There will never be another Conker game
Well...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQeOYi3Be5Y
>>135878503
Yeah like I said, there will never be another one
>>135867068
>tfw no EXALT clothing in XCOM 2 aside from that one bandana
Why can't I dress my guys up in dress pants and dress shirts. Like, the complete opposite of Anarchy's ChildrenAnyone working on a mod for it?
>tfw your soldiers rank up enough to finally stop missing every fucking shot every single turn
>selling out to ADVENT for a pair of bolt on tits on a monster
>>135879247
I think there's a mod that allows civilian clothes(I assume there's suits among them), but Anarchy's Children fucked it up.
>>135878021
Is this the part of the thread where there are randomly attempts at triggering Anon's worst industry memories?Sword of the Stars II
>>135878391
He can be my glorified cock sleeve as long as he keeps that sweater on.
>>135879358
Anon, are you feeling alright?
>>135879430Alpha Centauri 2
>>135879358
I will support xcom as long as we are allowed to colonize both the sneks introduced to earth as well as their home planet.also the muton queens
>>135867457
>Tiberium Lifeform Detected
>>135879430
>>135878021
>>135879542StarboundCubeworldSpace CitizenSim CityEA Battlefront
>>135867193
>>135867457
Why the hell not, XCOM is basically two degrees and a color scheme removed from being NOD anyway
Speaking of which, NOD Armors when.
>>135879743
>Sim City
who cares about that when Paradicks actually managed to publish a good game for once
>Be playing late-game EW campaign
>Just took out first overseer UFO, feeling pretty confident
>suddenly, UFO lands in South America
>"oh, it doesn't have any ethereals or elite mutons, I can probably send some lower level troops to go level up!"
>send half corporals, half max rank veterans
>First turn a Sectopod and Mechtoid show up
>Sectopod almost kills my best sniper (he survived thanks to gene mods)
>finish them off
>"okay, maybe it won't be so bad now that that is over"
>Next turn, another sectopod-mechtoid combo shows up
>lose my corporal assault, nbd
>finish off mechtoid, but my max rank MEC trooper is on his last legs
>the previously mentioned sniper is now at 1 health
>Sectopod shoots the MEC
>Somehow, the MEC goes into critical condition instead of just dying (I didn't even know MECs could do that)
>think "Oh sweet, I can just send my medic to go revive him and then finish off the sectopod"
>send max rank heavy near sectopod to kill it
>uncovers a THIRD FUCKING SECTOPOD
>everyone fires at the already-wounded sectopod
>everyone misses
>sectopods gangbang my heavy out of existence from full health in one turn
And that was where I turned the game off
Fortunately I saved before the mission, but suck, I didn't even know 3 sectopods on one mission was possible except for the last one.
Fuck sectopods.
>>135879358
>supporting our benevolent overseers is now considered "selling out"
>that creepy sound you hear on blacksite missions that sound like a banshee or some shit
>>135880143Command & Conquer 4It was so bad everybody actively pretends it doesn't exist.
>>135880315
It'sthe souls of those killed at the facility who now haunt it and wail for revenge.
>>135880223
>benevolent
>>135879247
A mod that recreated Eggsalts dress wear with rolled up sleeves and body armor vests, with the base Eggsalt as deco's for kevlar, and the elite Eggsalt as a deco for predator or something, would beeggscellent.
>>135876497
those games would run like shit if they had the same camera as xcom. different games require different graphics on average, its why you dont see rts games with the same graphics as a first/third person game.
is there any way to change the skulljack's attacking tile?
the game thinks setting myself on fire is the best way to go
>>135880526
>implying implications
>>135880702
have you tried moving around the fire first
>>135876497
You can like HoMM3 too
>>135880852
no, the fire is on the exact tile it recommends attacking from
>>135880702
>the ayy cannot counterattack you in melee if you are on fire
>>135880345The real tragedy is, I wouldn't even call it a bad game in it's own right. It was playable. Alright, even.It just wasn't Command & Conquer. It made way too many changes nobody asked for.
>>135880948
Have you tried using the same waypoint attack command you can do with swords?
>>135880948
Then don't do it, move your dudes closer first. Work around the obstacle instead of toppling it by modifying game files.
THROUGH THE FIRE AND THE FLAMESWE SLAYY LMAO SPAWN
>>135879743Tiberian Twilight
>>135881142
>That bodysuit
God dammit XCOM, cease this.Don't do this to me
Advent Sniper mod, what magnificent design.
Squadsight, snapshot, as much dodge and armor as a mid tier stunlancer, comes in pods of 3 or 4 with IESS, and basically guaranteed to kill a soldier every turn.
Between the funlancer pods and snipers I lost 7 soldiers in two missions.
>>135880637
Someone please make this
>>135881406
>IESS
What's that
>>135881116
doesnt work
>>135881557
welp
>>135881536
ADVENT no lube edition
is there a cheat to tone down the effect of suppression?
the racket it makes hurts my ears because it's always several decibels higher than any other sound in the game and the screen shaking is really exaggerated
used suppression once and opened a hacking terminal and the terminal was spazzing all around and i kept missing clicking on the buttons because suppression was shaking the whole screen, even though the unit using it was across the map, why is this even necessary
as a result i only use suppression as my last action in a turn now so i can avoid sitting through it but this is really silly
"this hurts my ears and eyes" should not be a factor in deciding a move
>>135881536
Increased Enemy Squad Size
>>135881789
W-what. Shaking the whole screen? Several decibels... Can't say I relate anon.
>Get rapid fire on a sharpshooter through AWC
>Can fire the sniper rifle twice even after moving
>There is no cooldown
>2 sniper shots per turn + a move
welp, gona pair this with AP rounds and break the game
>>135881076
>This sequel constraint is the reason why Firaxis will have to keep shitting out the same game over and over
>>135882008
The halo weapons pack really does have the best sounds.
>>135882008
>AP
you mean bluescreen
Will xcom removal all ayyyes or will they allow traitors to join up?
>>135881789
>used suppression once and opened a hacking terminal and the terminal was spazzing all around and i kept missing clicking on the buttons because suppression was shaking the whole screen
Oh god I wish you were streaming, this would've made my fucking day.
Has anyone made a Support from LW mod yet? Playing with larger squad sizes, and its pretty painful to be losing someone that can shoot in order to throw smoke.
>>135882378
Cute.
>>135882378
likely the latter
XCom doesnt seem to the be organization to wage a genocidal war, since thats exactly what they were fighting against
Also the logistics invovled with that would destroy the resistance and make it even harder to win militarily
>>135882378
Remove all
>>135882626
ayyye is not cute! you are cute! dumb human
>>135882712
this is a blue board
>>135882378
PC Hissy proved, with actions, that ayys can change their ways and help humanity in the defense of our precious homeworld.
Anybody got the screencaps?
>still no lewd mods
>only lewd dlc
T-thanks, Jake
>>135881142
What armor is that?
>launch xcom
>get weird framedrop that i didn't got before
Welp, time to verify cache. AGAIN
Fucking hell what's wrong with this game
>>135883140
Halo helmet, and I think it's the FROG suit with ADVENT legs over it.
>>135883198
Why isnt ryuko wearing senketsu?
>>135883263
>>135883140
Its actually halo vale armor not frog suit. The skinsuit is separate from the actual armor part.
>http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=643759557
>>135883295
That's what i thought she was, but she has HORNS dude
>>135883295
He's dead bruh also you dont wear a dress while doing house work COMEON ANON NOBODY IS GOING TO WIFE YOU UP AT THIS RATE
>>135883513
thanks famalam
>>135883556
Then who is this Horned Scorned
>>135883686no fuckin clue mang
>>135883564
>you will never do housework for your viper mate
>she will never act bossy around you in public but melt under your words in bed
They said I could be anything, so I became a Chryssalid.
FUCKING KEK
>>135884046
>mfw the only difference between this and a normal relationship is you being home and her being a snek
We should just make all women work and men can stay home and liftweights
>>135884046
feels bad tbqh
>>135884323
what is this, a comic for ants?
>>135883564
>you dont wear a dress while doing house work
But you do
Also Senketsu is a sailor uniform/atmospheric dust/partiallyabsorbedintoRyuko'sconciousnessduetoherlifefibersabsorbingsomeofhiminsomesortofeldritchhorrorway, none of which are dresses
>>135884323
>saving the thumbnail
>>135884323
What am i supposed to be looking at a fucking image for ants? QUIT POSTING THE THUMBNAIL YOU FREAKIN JACKASS
So far, the only part in Stenchfury's pack that seems to be worthwhile is the new bottom face prop
>>135884323
>>135884542
Jesus Christ you people
>>135884323
>tiny image
>CRUISE CONTROL
(You)
>>135884528
What is this the 1950s? If i come home and find you in a dress scrubbing the floors one more time I swear to god im sending your ass to the moon
>>135884881
>>135884883
the human psionic network strikes again
post qties
>>135884881LOLActually kind of funny, though
>>135885061
>>135885061
>>135885061
>>135885482
>those thighs
>>135885587
>angel
>>135885482
>>135885886
THICKER
>>135885061
>>135885061
She looks upset about the poor resolution of her chestplate.
This guy is a legend, has been a winner in every save
ayyrate my paint skills
>>135887021
Snek/10
>>135887021
Well I'll give your pic a solid 7/10, but there isn't much here to demonstrate your proficiency with paint.post picture edits
>>135883686
Shes a Touhou mang.
Another original from my "Real People" series. This one uses the 80's ballcap mod.
>>135885587
super qt
>>135885061
Is this allowed?
>>135883130
>>135888019
Wait looks like my idea was not very original
>>135888019
>hohol flag
>german voice
>>135885061
From my current legend run
>>135888431
Russian English voicepack nao
>>135888019
She probably gives some 10/10 blowjobs.
>>135885061
>oh shit I think he sees me
>>135888547
neato, here's mine
>>135888746
Don't mind me anon, i'm just gonna edit this picture
Give me 10 minutes
>Ethereals only have one rewind left
>realize they've failed each time they've tried to make the humans adapt to their rules
>decide they must play by the human's rules if they wish to remain victorious
>watch the entirity of human audiovisual culture
>learn the human psyche from abductees
>study the history of humanity
>monitor the internet for details
>the year is 2035
>the Ethereals have been researching, planning, and training their men for 20 years
>XCom has been fed toen forces in such a way to not repeat the first game
>decloak themselves above the UN
>Elders call out The Commander and his army
>and welcome him to the Jam
>>135888942
>>XCom has been fed toen forces
Are you speaking Adventese
>>135889113
That was supposed to be "token"
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