spooky edition
>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://i-am-fat.org/csgo-skins/
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Money System: http://i.imgur.com/dp4ZIQ0.jpg
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://i.imgur.com/gctfTNd.png
http://i.imgur.com/MzOsYKZ.png
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
Config Tool: http://csgohelp.com/autoexec
Crosshair:
HUD: http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://livestreamer.readthedocs.org/en/latest
Livestreamer Guide:
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs [Embed]
Watch this EVERYDAY: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T0Y8PmrzHuI [Embed]
>Useful websites and maps/How to practice
Read and watch everything here: http://pastebin.com/zTwcpC1q
Anime = shit
>>135812048
to keep your hand loose and ready to react
in a universe where everyone can speak the same language, what would be the most toxic cs team?
>>135812738
>toxic
hola reddit!
>>135812934
>getting triggered by the word toxic
ohayou tumblr
>>135813012
>>135812738
>>135812934
>>135813012
>>135813053
>this banter again
guys we need some fresh memes asap
>>135813157
how do i get good and win if i'm bad?
>>135813273
Watch anime.
im scared of this op pic
>>135813273
>be bad
>stop watching anime
>git gud
>win
>>135813273
find a teammate to carry you, like hiko found s1mple
>>135813365
ayo hol up
>>135812776
that is the most degenerate thing I have ever heard
Post your favorite song for spinbotting.
>>135813976
https://youtu.be/ptBj2xO4Nrc
>>135813976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qkuu0Lwb5EM
real nigga hours
>>135813976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKSZWme3Bpc
>>135814098
smashin that like button right the fucc now
>>135813976
https://youtu.be/CK6-VdWJCjc?t=1m
>>135813976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QOxKCKC09A
>>135813976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdyXyrESMNc
>>135813976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1G8FARrq63M
>>135813976
Umm everybody here is legit, what do you mean """"""spinbotting""""""
>>135814498
does she have downs?
>can't get my returns for 8 hours now
anyone else having problems with lounge
>>135814704
Obviously using +right in console, it's %100 legit.
>>135813834
I also had a mountain dew with my boneless wings
LOLYOU killed himself?
steel is on tilt
>>135813976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1i0w1hawGo
>>135814960
Hopefully.
>>135814960
maybe his bladder exploded
>>135813976
Bro I look at your shitty ass profile and I see those screenshots and shit of you calling people that are new and learning shit and you act like you are the shit for being some faggot that smurfs just to make himself feel better. like bro you honestly are the worst type of people in this community and I hope you feel good about what you are doing because any smart person can see that you don't belong in this community because you create accounts and act like you are the shit because you kill new players Please fucking kill urself and help us clean up this community of dumbass 5 year old faggots. Thanks!
soon
WHY CANT I FUCKING BET
>all these nigger wannabe 15 year old kids that play this game
dreadful desu
https://www.livecap.tv/t/steel_tv/u9hnz1pudgo
>>135815982
X GOD
>page 9
Nice game
https://www.twitch
.tv/esportsarena
Our girls literally playing in a tournoment rn
>>135818190
The japaneseesports team became futa?
>>135818190
they're getting destroyed
i guess this is why women have their own cs:go tournaments
>>135818190
Nice play pigslut.
>tries using 800dpi x 1.5 because our boy Joshua "steel" Jew uses it
>instantly become a better aimer
LOL @ people still falling for the low sensitivity bullshit
>>135818981
Maybe you're just a wrist player family
>>135818190
>our girls
That's piggy team, our girls are former BMG, former WRTP, current team secret. In other words our girls are the ones that win.
>>135819086
Pretty much this.
>>135813378
underrated post
>still no csgog discordapp.com channel
>>135819535
and there never will be, that kind of community on vg is always cancer and turns into a shitty circlejerk of a few regulars
>>135819571
>he doesn't participate in circlejerks
>he doesn't have a harem of csgog bfs
bonjour reddit
>>135819667
this reply is a better argument against having one than my own post
>>135819667
>harem
disgusting and immoral
you should be loyal to one bf
>>135819704
>>135819724
When did di^v^ (diane) get so fat?
>>135819535
how this nigga got thousands of dollars worth of skins and cant afford some chapstick? smdh
Which one of you is this
reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/4b3dye/somebody_please_help_my_22f_boyfriend_22m_for_4/
guys if I put a filthy frank photo on my smurf and say memes will I make friends?
Why is there a harvey still in one of the ranking pictures in the op? When did that shittier put that in, like a year ago?
>>135820584
yes but your friends will be as shitty as you are
>>135820704
Because nobody looks at anything in the OP apart from crosshair/autoexec generators.
>>135820704
i dont see it
>taz is 28
>looks 40
>harvey is 30
>looks 15
gotards???
I need a new monitor.
Is 144hz a meme or is it worth it
>>135821114
>looks 15
big fucking lel
>>135821169
It's not a meme, but don't spend over $250 USD on one.
>30 years old and dying her hair meme colors
>>135821269
I was thinking of this.
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16824009642
I'm Aussie so with shipping its about $266 USD, a lot cheaper than buying a BenQ or ASUS monitor domestically.
>>135821360
why can't you be happy for her? its just hair coloring, have you never went through any phases yourself? Maybe you might have thought wearing your cap backwards was cool at one point. It's not the end of the world.
>>135821464
I only have experience with the asus vg248.
That seems like it's worth the price though, skim through the "absolute beast; silky smooth" meme reviews and filter for one or two eggs. Also considering your videogames cost $99 USD it seems even better.
>>135821606
Alright, thanks anon
>steel playing overtrash
Please don't tell me it's his new main game and he's gonna become pro at it.
pray for me lads
>drunk betting at 6AM
>have school tomorrow
JUST
>>135821970
overwatch isnt going to be anybodys main game
>>135821992
>betting against HUNDEN
>>135822012
Except casual shitters that have 0 skill in video games and play babymode games to think they're good. Just like with hearthstone and hots.
>>135821264
This
>he betted against memes
>>135822012
AZK and swag are already taking it seriously and have a team. They wanna keep riding the esports money train
>>135822731
doesnt mean everything, every fledgling "esport" has tons of early adopters
planetside, evolve, happens every time
>>135822731
That's like saying Vainglory will be huge because Secret has a team
>>135822731
Are you fucking serious? Holy shit please be joking.
You can see his tits.
Well, in a cosmic coincidence just as I had said I'd replace it for something better the old mouse broke itself. Thinking of going back to the lg 400s but I can't seem to find it anymore. How's the 402? I think I also saw a 500s, looks similar to the 400s. How's the sensor on it? I'd a bought a finalmouse but they're unavailable.
>>135824410
402 is trash.
>>135824410
>402
>buttons where you rest your thumb instead of above
Disgusting.
>>135824410
g303 is the mouse of the pros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POmIXgUJTJA
>>135824563
>leaving the LEDs on
>>135824410
Get a zowie ec1-a.
i chatted with a guy on omegle about csgo and called him a faggot for sucking lpkanes did lol
>>135822848
blizzard said they were going to pump money into it to make it an esport. it's probably the best bet out right now even though the game looks like shit
>>135825387
wow you sure showed him!
>kid says "steel needs to throw games to make money" in steel's chat
>he gets mad as shit
>>135824512
Really? Sounds like crap.
>>135824710
They're pretty expensive and I worry id break it in a drunken rage like my last two mice.
>>135825497
They cost as much as a g400.
wish esea would just remove all this pug stat shit. it turns people into the worst fucking humans. i want to go back to the days of getting pugs through irc. fuck. i average 15 rws too, but faggots seem to tilt so fucking hard and play for stats and it's just... what am i getting from this? am i improving? fuck no
Is Stewie a sound choice for Entry Fragger?
>you betted on dosia
What's wrong with esea europe
>>135825660
>I bet on Penta
>>135825387
speaking of, i just went on omegle and theres this p cute chunky girl in a dress. i hit next bc she froze on me
Let it sink in that steel would have made 10x as much from a single tournament's sticker money than from throwing that game lmao
>maxed on Ancient
Easy skins my fellow countrymen
>>135825912
He makes more in a week of streaming now than he made from that throw.
>>135825535
Unfortunately I live in Canada and from a quick look they're either out of stock everywhere or $150 on amazon. I wouldve considered it otherwise but I don't want to spend a month without a mouse. I'll just go to a store, they usually have a decent selection in Logitech.
>>135825912
>still thinking it was about money
it was about egos which is far fucking worse. steel can spin the pity stories like the kike he is, but his parents are rich, just liked dazed's. these punk kids wanted to be tough guys and they got caught. it's funny how they still haven't admitted this and yet idiots still support these fucking pussies
> You are permanently banned from talking in steel_tv.
>>135826638
>being proud of acting like a retard in twitch chat
>>135826638
>being this basic
why are there so many games being played at this hour
>>135826898
You can get this with a vpn.
>>135826898
Nice to see cr0_ keeps up with cs happenings
>steel like peach bc of her lordosis
fix penta, germans only:
>he fell for the low sensitivity meme
>he fell for the 16:9 resolution meme
>>135827517
Cheaters or no?
>>135827383
is he still playing I thought he was gonna quit once he hit global by just hacking.
>>135828042
non-native resolution is the meme
>>135828827
yes
16:10 is only not memey resolution
>>135826638
>participating in twitch chat
>mfw NA pros regularly get destroyed by literal nobodies in mm
guys reddit is overloaded wtf do i do??
>>135831012
its working for me what page do you want to see I'll post it for you, I'm a redditor as well
>>135831068
just wanted to browse some /r/globaloffensive and /r/cummingonfigurines
>>135831068
what are todays top posts of /r/prematurecumshots and /r/sandersforpresident?
>>135831291
>>135831480
nothing fun senpai, what's on the next page?
Rate my team, memers
Commando: fribergI got the sticker from a friend
Clutch king: sexgod
Eco: dennis
Entry: apex
Sniper: guardian
>>135832704
you're going to getno points
>>135832762
But the last three are solid
Fagnatic is hacking and Dennis is their pistol memeboy according to the script
JUST
>>135832928
delete this!
Requesting worldedit pic, gonna need it to save my skins.
>mfw im deranking and i report the other derankers i queued with
why isn't there one official dreamhack stream of the qualifiers
which one should i watch
>>135834790
the american one
>>135834790
metuz is casting dig vs hr
How do I actually get good at CS:GO? Is there a secret school of thought?
Why is the R8 revolver so based?
What does doing missions reward you with?
>>135835147
check to how to get good section in the op
CSGOL can't see my inventory even though I didn't change any settings?
gotards?
>>135835147
Look up videos on spray control and crosshair placement. play deathmatch until you can kill people comfortably and then play competitive.
the r8 is actually trash
xp and 4 cent skins, both worthless.
>>135835147
>How do I actually get good at CS:GO?
You stop using meme guns like the R8 you dumb faggot.
>>135835403
>>135835539
what pistol and gun are actually good?
>>135836024
literally all of them except the glock and r8
give me one reason why i should keep playing this piece of shit game
>>135836284
it's fast
>>135836284
you might get a cute bf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhXgFrxfsDA
>>135836024
usp on CT pistol round, p250/no armor on eco, tec9/armor on T side forcebuy, cz on ct side forcebuy, deagle if you have faith in the RNG gods
for rifles, ak47/m4a4/m4a1s
aug/sg if you're a redditor
awp but you're probably too shit right now to make the purchase worth it. Just practice in dm with it for now.
most guns are at least situationally viable. You have to understand game economy to know when to buy which.
Always bet on underdogs.
>>135836381
HOW?!
>>135836601
just bcute
>>135836381
i already have one though
scream = all aim no brain
>>135837017
well you'll lose him if you stop playing
What's a good knife for $100
>>135838316
fuck off
how do I smoke house?
>>135840130
set some shit on fire inside
Can I really not bet If my steam app setup on mobile isn't older than 7 days? This 'blocking everything' system is really fucking ridiculous I'm not a fucking baby valve.
>>135840495
you can bet on my dick stirring up your boipucci
>>135840495
80% of their usebase are babies though and they need to be protected for evil scammers >:(
Should I get a Logitech G302 or Steelseries Rival 100 lads? I can get one of them for free
hope you enjoy my new 9-13 comeback script, just testing it out for the major :)
>>135841089
yes, but mobile 2factor shit literally wont change a thing because billy will still fall for every scam six ways from sunday
>>135842094
neither get a g100s if ur gonna be a cheapskate
>>135840495
>>135842149
complaining on 4chan won't change the system
>>135842094
They both look like shit.
>>135842094
g302 obviously
toilet i back
>>135842281
It looks hard to handle, does it actually?
What's the best csgo trading site?
smash dat like button if u a virgin
>>135843419
Proud 27 year old virgin. By choice ofc. I haven't left my house in ~12 years, but if I did, oh boy the ladies would be dripping.
>>135843419
>>135843543
>>135843917
lmao just kys already you sad losers
>>135842094
Or just be a not underageb& and save up for something not shit.
Falchion, Flip Knife or Huntsman?
>>135844434
Bayo
>>135844658
>>135845131
best pattern?
>>135845256
>guys, what skines should I like?
>>135845323
looking for patterns to avoid so I can be unique
>>135845256
Rust
Damascus
CH with lots of blue
P2 doppler
>>135845421
Killing yourself instead would be pretty unique.
Did dazed die?
looking 4 fire serpent battlescarred + shitty knife four my bayo doppler p4
>tfw nobody sending you trade offers on lounge
I used to get so many...
Guys my neighbors won't shut the fuck up what should I do?!!!!
I only have fun when I'm smurfing or griefing. What does this mean?
JUST
>>135846601
give me your trade link ill send one
>>135845536
Many people kill themselves every day, that is not unique. Unique would be dying in a way no one else has before
>>135847178
Imagine someone shooting you in CS, and the bullet travels through the internet and headshots you.
>>135846924
Umm what's that on her face?
>>135847852
Her daily morning moisturizer, she just needs to rub it around
>>135847852
yogurt
le memeshot memechine
Is reddit actually the best place for trading?
>>135848687
sadly yes, but it's still shit
>>135848942
I just want to trade my StatTrak AWP Assi for a decent knife, why is it so hard
>>135849046
trade awp with keys -> trade keys with knife
cute always wins
>>135849046
Sell on opskins
Buy on op skins
>>135846945
you don't like the actual game
just quit
where my senpaitachi at?
>>135849347
nice toggling from yung stew
Are you guys ready for Liquid shit to beat CLG and have a simple vs bully final? What a predictable script.
Dustmouret looks more like a lesbian woman every day.
>>135850302
What toggling? He's just spraying the smoke.
>>135850302
Do you like using words that you dont understand?
Who /poor/ here?
>>135850680
>spending money on pixels
>>135850680
>tfw had won a fn griffin from betting my blue drops, but lost it later
I sill regret it to this day.
>>135851229
I didn't, nigga, that is why I'm poor. I just dropped operations cases and got some bucks for them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=li0qTAa6IHw
I just got to global.
Thanks WarOwl!
>>135851627
STOP
>>135851670
Why? It's our boy the WarOwl.
>>135851670
SCOPE
did pansy ever commentate any other games than cs
>>135851856
FLICK
>>135852293
EJACULATE
>>135851670
>>135851856
>>135852293
>>135852460
WE DID IT REDDIT
>>135851670
>>135851856
>>135852293
>>135852460
all written by one guyme(me)
:^)
>>135852852
dys
>>135852852
nice try but i was the one who wrote all those
>>135852852
>>135853052
i'm pretty sure i was the one who did it
>>135851670
>>135851856
>>135852293
>>135852460
>>135852645
>>135852720
>>135852852
>>135853045
>>135853052
>>135853315
hahahahahahahaha wow so funny guys :DD
how do u come up with this stuff? :D xDD
>>135853439
>>135853315
>>135853052
>>135853045
>>135852852
>>135852720
>>135852645
>>135852460
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>>135852128
>>135851856
>>135851850
>>135851670
>>135851627
>>135851546
>>135851409
>>135851229
>>135850680
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>>135850352
>>135850302
>>135849915
All right guys, the ruse is up.
All these posts have been me.
>losing against flipside
>winning against mousesports
thanks for the skines retards
did something happen to clg i don't know about? why are they at 30% odds against Shitquid and tiltple?
>all these underdog wins today
So CSGO is basically a completely luck based game that's impossible to predict right? Good strats and skill doesn't matter when it's luck that wins matches after all.
>>135853915
enjoy my ddpat friendo
>>135854274
It's called gambling for a reason.
>>135854249
CLG is literally garbage. Liquid is the best NA team only because the competition is even worse.
It should be 50/50 though. Liquid is in a shitty place since they're splitting their practices between their new member koosta and adren who they're using for the major. I'd probably favor CLG slightly.
>>135854274
Just never bet on NA teams or qualifier games
http://3g2upl4pq6kufc4m.onion/
hey guys, bondik has DICK in his name lmao
>>135854550
It's EU too. Copenhagen Wolves beat G2 in a best of three. And the match actually mattered since G2 lost their tournament spot.
>200 hours and I'm still SEM
shoot me desu
i hope that tor link goes straight to some hot cp if not fuck you
>>135854771
thats why i said or qualifier matches
>tfw just dropped 22 bucks on CLG
this is the largest bet i ever made, i can't wait to lose it all.
>>135854927
watch some anime between rounds senpai
>>135855052
thanks for the skines retard lmao
>>135855052
shiet nigga rip t b h
>>135855052
>betting on NA matches
fastest way to want to kys desu
So is pansy breeding with the cunt?
