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>Game Mechanic Info
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>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
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Config Tool: http://csgohelp.com/autoexec
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Livestreamer Guide:
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>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
Watch this EVERYDAY: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T0Y8PmrzHuI
>Useful websites and maps/How to practice
Read and watch everything here: http://pastebin.com/zTwcpC1q
What happened to last thread?
>>135690992
Harveyfag ruined it
>>135690992
Nuked by the mods for pathetic off-topic e-celeb waifu bullshit.
>>135691101
>>135691173
This is the only general I've seen where an entire thread gets nuked because of one shitposter.
How often does this happen
>>135691264
every 3 days when his ban runs out
>>135691264
Fucking never. They must be drunk. A literal pedo posted in /utg/ a few days ago and nothing happened.
>>135495123
I haven't played since the CZ was best gun.
What has changed since then?
>>135691653
cz is no longer the best gun
>>135691465
Jesus fuck. Doesn't someone have to call the cops so they can trace their IP or something?
>>135691710
wut is now the best gun
>>135691948
Still the AK.
>>135692001
Completely useless at long range. A situational gun. Try again.
>>135691948
galil ar
>>135692170
so is the ak. your point is moot
what's they key to memeing hard with the tec-9?
>>135692402
>AK
>Useless at long range
What the FUCK? Are you actually that shit?
>>135692802
Macro a key to full auto tec-9 and get in close
>>135692897
wtih the first inaccuracy, spread, and shitty reg it's fucking useless
>>135693063
>can't tap
loving every lel
>>135691465
uhh gotards why did this give me a boner?
>decide to take a break from retards in comp
>go to a nice restaurant
>get seated
>notice pants are unzipped and can see a tiny bit of my dick
>quickly zip pants
>notice that waitress is unusually friendly
D-do you guys th-think she liked my dick?
>>135693289
>he doesn't wear underwear
What kind of disgusting autist are you?
She was probably being nice to you so you wouldn't kidnap her and rape her.
>>135693163
burst is irrelevant because of first bullet inaccuracy and shitty reg
>>135693417
you're trying too hard stop posting and flush yourself thanks
>>135693351
sometimes my dick slips out of the hole in my underwear that you're supposed to stick it through when you piss and it's not my fault I don't have a microdick like you
>>135693417
>first bullet inaccuracy
Troll confirmed
>>135693458
>>135693532
>being THIS much in denial
pathetic
finalmouse or deathadder?
>wake up
>two eggs
>two tomatoes
>two cigs
>coffee
>ready for ranked mm
Life is good. What's your morning routine before playing, /csgog
>>135695091
coffee and a banana then a cuppa lean and a cig
>>135695091
>wank me knob
>have vegmite on toast
>fight a roo
>check on the file i've been downloading for a month
>notifications that someone I reported has been banned almost every time I launch the game
>>135696361
>snitching
>>135696361
>>135695091
lie on the floor and stare at the ceiling
>>135695731
>wake up sticking to your bedsheets
>go the outside toilet
>avoid the fuckin crocs
>make it to the toilet
>dont get bitten by a fuckan redback
>sprint back inside
>start the dialup cos the nbn isnt scheduled for another 200 years
>make a cup of fuckan nestle 43
>feel great because you centrelink got paid and you didnt have to buy international roast again
>do 8 weekbix today because you're feel like fuckan brett lee's magic is running through your veins
>load up matchmaking
>win pistol round
>fuck them next round with smgs
>its force buy round and shit is getting serious
>"come on aussie come on"
You were disconnected from competitive matchmaking
uhh gotards?
>>135697503
>>135695091
Spend 14 hours betting and watching matches and never play because the game is shit.
>>135691465
hot
where can i find more ????
>>135697645
either a SA huehue or slavshit. ALWAYS begging for shit 24/7.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JA54iTB7nPU
NEWKE CONFIRMED FOR COLUMBUS
>>135698180
What a disaster. It's only due to Valve's dumb randomizer that it will even get played. No team is going to pick it.
is low sensitivity a meme
>>135698691
Does the pope shit in the woods?
>>135698919
if you wallbang somone and you didnt see him, did you really kill him?
>>135698691
how low are we talking? you can do perfectly fine on 2-3 sens
>>135698691
I use 1.7 sens on 400 dpi.
>>135700283
>tfw 1.5 sens
>>135698180
ireally like nuke and i'm glad this is happeningis the map considered especially imbalanced by good players?
>>135698691
desu using super low sensitivity is only not cuck sens option
>>135690901
What do I do if I'm L I T E R A L L Y a Nova?
>>135698691
i use 1.2 on 1200 dpi and it's alright
i'm better with spray patterns and awping than i was at 3.5
>>135700456
it's extremely t sided now
>>135700538
flush yourself
>>135700784
is that because they made it too easy to defend sites?
>>135700964
sites were always pretty easy to defend once you get in on t side, but yes, it's even more easy to defend as t. it's easier to enter the sites as well. we'll see how it goes. i think the right set up is going to be just giving up outside on this new nuke
>Chickens that are hopping bunnies
UHH, GOTARDS?
guys I have my first ever date in a few hours any tips
>>135701531
>try to shoot rabbit chickens when they are jumping
>shots don't reg
>just like against players
gogurts???
>>135701550
Did you remember to stock up your $16000 + Full buy
Okay csgog, what's a good first knife to get?
A knife that looks decent at 50-100€
Only knife I don't like is the shadow daggers so no limits there.
>>135701805
I havent been to the bank in a while I hope they take credit card
>>135701940
>€
?
5-7 or CZ?
>>135701940
flip crimson web ft
>>135702189
tec9 on t side, cz on ct side
Which map should fuck off from the Active Duty pool for newke?
>>135704170
do they really have to remove a map for nook?
Anyone knows if DH malmo qualifiers will be streamed?
>>135701550
Cancel it. It's not worth it.
>>135704170
inferno is the next map to be reworked and is the current worst map in rotation
a surprising number of pros support removing dust 2 though, a lot of casual players are surprised to hear that
>>135704170
Dust 2, but they'll probably just "remake" it and add it a million useless assets + 2 connectors + crevices everywhere where someone can hide
>>135704416
Needs to be an odd number of maps for veto purposes.
>>135705337
>+ crevices everywhere where someone can hide
i fucking hate csgo so much
i feel like i'm fighting mechanics and map design more than other players
>>135705193
Why do they want to remove dust2? Too simple of a map?
>>135702189
p250.
tec-9 and 5-7 are for kids who need more than 5 bullets to kill an entire team
>>135705186
she's going to be here in an hour and a half for the date what do I do
should I brainstorm topics to talk about to fall back on
>>135706525
Talk about how T sided your neighbourhood's become lately
>>135706525
Just get a drink you fucking dumbdick. And get off this site.
>>135706525
No, call her and say you can't go. Seriously, just stay home.
>>135706525
fap
>>135706642
she is literally coming directly to my home and we're leaving here together we already confirmed the plans 30 minutes ago
>>135706573
I'm going to start preparing in 30 minutes I'll get off the computer then
oh god
>>135706713
Just come up with an excuse bro. Say you got a sunburn and can't leave the house.
>>135706525
>dating girls instead of nice boys
what a waste. she's using you.
>>135691264
It's because he made the thread. He has like 5 images that he keeps rotating with. I don't understand how some retards haven't caught on.
>>135706762
I have to go through with this I'm so tired of feeling lonely and worthless all the time even if it goes bad at least I tried
>>135707491
get yo dick wet BOYEE WOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>135707554
i hate semenler so much
>>135707554
its lunch and coffee the best I can hope for is holding hands and maybe a goodbye kiss
>moe loses $100k+ gambling
>wins $84k
>think's he's doing good
>>135707660
Make sure your grab her ass when you kiss her to establish sexual tension, or else enjoy the friend zone.
>>135707654
leave
>>135707758
actual reddit spotted
What's worse, cheats or adderall
>>135707723
he is doing good
his profits come from you cuck viewers not the gambling itself
>>135707806
fucking semphis is such a fucking retard honestly
>>135707806
i don't get what the point of the mouz/fnatic clip was
>>135707752
I dont know if I can physically do that
I think I'm too much taller than her I dont know if we can even kiss standing up
also I've never even held hands before I dont know how to make a move at all its going to be a disaster help
>>135707958
go for the kiss if you want to. if the wants you to kiss her, it'll be good and if she doesn't she'll deny you and you know she's not into you. good luck buddy
Hello, I'm an ex-MGE player of CS:GO. I've sold my steam account for financial reasons. Now I'm looking for making a deal with someone if anybody is interested. Here is the thing :
>you buy me CS:GO
>I refund you by giving 2x the price of the game with skins I hearned
Anybody wanna do this agreement, gentlemen ? I miss CS:GO really much.
>>135707958
Put your hand between her thighs and lift her up so she can meet your lips. This is just basic shit man cmon.
>>135708072
is it the worst if we dont kiss but still have a good time
>>135708135
>doesn't have 30 dollars to spend
Cripes. How skint are you?
>>135708241
well no but if you don't take initiative you wont get anywhere. i mean if you don't get a kiss-vibe from her you shouldn't go for it but if there's a tension you should try. worst case you'll feel ashamed for a couple of days.
>>135708319
I'm going to try to make the next date at her place where she cooks for me I was thinking it would be a better place to try to make the first real move
>>135707806
>a couple of missed shots from jw after some aggression against a shit team
>right before a successful fnatic retake
No wonder semphis is on the uber-reject team.
>>135708227
this, also push her head down into your crotch and bang it up against your dick area to let her know your intentions
who watching tv/japanesports2
>>135708484
you
>>135708273
probably just a scam
anyone with a low silver account want to queue and just get cucks banned? I think i'm at silver 1 on this account. add me fampai
http://steamcommunity.com/id/biggestfaggotevar/
am i allowed to link my stream url in to 4chan or is it considered advertising?
>>135709290
Don't do it
its considered spam. but whos going to watch it anyways?
>>135709425
i don't know, who would be interested in GE/face it leagues
do you cam up or is it mainly gameplay
>>135708662
>1 friend
LOL
>>135709685
cam + gameplay
Will I be GE if I buy dank skins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXqkK12ROxE
simple is addicted...
I'm a meme
AMA
steamcommunity.com/id/bubupyro
can i have free skins please ?
>>135712147
+rep, good trader!
post ur
>mouse
>dpi
>in-game sens
>res
>fav skin
>>135712458
>mouse
Logitech M185 Wireless Mouse
>dpi
IDK
>in-game sens
3
>res
Laptop resolution
>fav skin
skins for fags
>>135712458
g400s
400
1.7
1920x1080
skins are for queers and betting
>>135712743
is this bait
>>135712816
I don't think it is.
>>135712458
post ur
>mouse
>dpi
>in-game sens
>res
>fav skin
>rank
>>135701940
huntsman blue steel
>>135712458
Roccat pure desert strike
1800 dpi
1.5 ingame, 1 in the roccat software thing
1920x1200 borderless window
Um idk..Asiimov awp looks nice, i dont have it sadly ;_; I like the cartel ak i gotten from a friend tho
>>135712458
deathadder chroma
2000
1
1680x1050
pic related
>>135712458
>logi g402
>1620
>2.2
>1920x1080
>neon rider
>>135712316
ty adolf hitler
>>135712458
EC1-A
800dpi
1.6 sens
1920x1080
Dual Berettas | Retribution
>>135713167
when will we get anime ak and m4s
>>135713785
I want that too
Fuck anime galil
>all these native resolution memers in this thread
oh wow
>>135715236
stretched is literally a reddit meme
>>135715283
>krimz
>flusha
>coldzera
>fer
>niko
>memers
ok
>>135715389
literally all reddits boys lmao
>>135715389
Yes, all memers.
>i've abandoned 5 games on 4 accounts today alone
r8
>>135712458
Logitech G303
750
1.76
1920x1080
Picture related
>>135713209
>1620
>2.2
>just fuck my shit up
>>135713209
rank?
>DMG
>never used an awp
>spend a day dming with the awp
>start buying awps and picking one up whenever i can
>start top/second fragging every game i play
>getting ez picks just going where enemy riflers go and avoiding their awpers
>rank up to LEM and still doing quite well might rank up to SMFC soon
This shit is so fucking easy holy fuck why didn't I start awping sooner?
>>135717849
>happy
rofl, pick literally anyone else
who /silver/ here?
anomaly our guy
>>135719145
Yea awping on 144hz is cheating after using it on 60hz for so long.
Did anyone do the pickem yet? I don't really follow the pro scene.
>>135721138
Don't bother, it's only for good goys.
>mfw shitterbads think i'm smurfing
>i'm actually microhacking their faces off
wewest of the wew lads
>>135720490
Speaking of which, what is /csgog's approved 144hz monitor?
AREEE YOUUUU REAAAADEEEEEEEEuhhhhh
>tfw i've abandoned 6 games on 7 accounts today alone
>>135722470
Why do you care about what /csgog/ thinks?
what does /csgog/ think of crouch shooting?
>two rng players get one tapped while they're lagged out of the server
>caster thinks it didn't affect the round
>>135724207
Stop watching that trash and come over to the second channel.
>>135724613
straya
Also, the other match is fucking winterfox
lmao wfx on suicide watch
>>135725048
>greatest quake player of our generation reduced to playing meme games
quake is truly dead
>Semphis without adderall
>it's another casters and """"analysts"""" """"talking"""" and """"analysing""""
>tsm failing the boost back up to drop like 5 times
RATE MY CROSSHAIR BROTHERS AND SISTERS
>>135727383
it's okay
csgo is literally the reason i got fat desu
>>135727427
It was anime for me
>>135727427
burgers did it for me
![[HorribleSubs] Ooyasan wa Shishunki! - 09 [720p].mkv-0001.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mkS7KHS.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Ooyasan wa Shishunki! - 09 [720p].mkv-0001.jpg")
>It's a pansy episode
You are given full control of all aspects of the game and are tasked with making the Negev / M249 usable. What do you do?
>>135727673
explosive rounds
>>135727673
change nothing. negev is amazing as is and m249 is a joke gun for nostalgic purposes
>>135727673
make it a little cheaper maybe
idk
probably change nothing
Thorin Retweeted
Noelani @Noelani_Bradley 2h2 hours ago
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDI9MByIlsH/
thoorin has yellow fever
>>135728141
He's retweeted pics from her specifically before. She's married to some moba nerd.
>>135722470
vg248qe family
>>135728141
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BDI9MByIlsH/
deadest fucking thread
>>135728141
>>135728240
>>135728446
Yeah, and we noticed, then this happened
https://twitter.com/Noelani_Bradley/status/706210894615810049
fucking lol
>>135728638
thoorin just appreciates art of human body
https://steamcommunity.com/id/xLuucyy/
what is this?
>doubting based sick
>>135728638
Literally no ass
>>135729461
Lmao
>>135729461
>Thorin whiteknighting in comments
WHAT? Did he get hacked or is he a legit cuck
>doubting based sick
anyone see that LELELELE wallbang
>>135730083
YAM GOES HAM
>it's a faze choke episode
How do you fix this bombsite?
tfw no night maps with flashlights or nightvision
>>135730831
Not competitive enough.
>>135731029
It would be an interesting factor to the competetive scene.
the amount of 12-3 halves that are completely thrown away lately is astounding
what the fuck
>>135730831
>no tactical shield
>no nightvision
why gotards
>>135731204
>no buying ammo separately
gotards??
Mous is an embarrassment
>>135731352
I thought about adding that desu
EU molly
Why does Faze choke every time?
>that flick from tim ta
>>135730731
i honestly think its perfectly fine, just preaim/prefire common spots. once you've cleared spools and have ct smoked just spill on to the site.
>>135729936
Just wants to maintain the stream of chink slut pics. The hero we deserve.
>>135730731
remove spools or replace it with a box that can't be peeked over.
Nothing else besides that.
faze is so ass i can't believe thorshit rated them over nip
>>135731163
Sorry I haven't had much time to come up with diverse and exciting scripts. I've been reusing them quite a bit lately :(
>>135731961
Are they so bad they will go out in groups this major?
>he bet on faze
>These casters
Anyone else having problems betting on CSGOLounge right now?
Bots aren't working for some reason.
>>135732021
no im sure maikememe and the always gdlk awper fox are going to put on a clinic at the major :o)
>>135732104
good afternoon reddit
>>135732118
Does CSGOL ever work?
>>135732118
Welcome to CSGO betting
>>135717849
>change Happy for apEX at least
>>135732816
Why are you greentexting?
>bought powerloader for $1.90
>sold it on a spike for $5.00
good profit, my dudes
Man tsm are getting wrecked on these retakes by RNG. Doesn't bode well for their CT side I guess
>mfw think that my skins are lost and mouse pull of an insane comeback
>>135717849
Krimz for clutch
Dennis for Eco
Entry for Snax or apEX
>>135733581
nah RNG is microhacking for sho
So on CSGOLounge Betting:
When it says 0.5 for 1 for example, do I win in total 1.5 skins? It seems like easy money if I just keep betting for the higher odds team.
rate
>>135733967
Go to bed kid, it's past your up-time.
>>135734136
>tfw you start dominating in DM without even trying
Christ I wish my comp ban was over already.
All in dignitas
>>135734021
ummmmmmmmm???
tsm aren't very good at this map it seems
>>135734964
>Valve Official DM
>>135735516
>The new TSM
lmao
>>135735516
i play exactly like tsm what am i doing wtrong???
>>135735516
close relative to semphis here and i can tell you he wasnt in his right mind after being virtually raped by the shitlord olofmeister in twitter earlier this week
ROBBAN
O
B
B
A
N
Do Dig stand a chance on Train against Fnatic?
>>135735903
link to this virtual rape?
>faze
>dude I saw this vid on youtube lets try out these boosts
>>135712458
Nice UC copypaste, faggot.
>>135736483
lol
that jw play was retarded though
>dude sorry guys id be doing so much better if i wasnt so FUKN DRUNK TONIGHT BRO
caption this /csgog/
>>135736928
when his blak dik biggar then 4 inches
>be bad
>take meldonium
>get good
I love this meme.
>>135736928
wtf these cheats suck
rate me
>>135737593
eu faceit?
