No bully edition
Spoilers ahead, beware.
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-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
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>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
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>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
-IRC Channel:
>#undertalegeneral on Rizon
spider
>>135488968
/utg/ is dead! DEAD!
Anyone have the picture of Chara and Temmie?
I want to protect and love this dad.
>>135489016
Is that the sprite used for that GBA cover of Muffet's theme? Because that's a kickass cover.
>>135488968
The humans were right to seal the monsters away, since any contact between human and monster eventually lead to planetary annihilation, by the monsters' own efforts.
The only thing humans did wrong was not killing them all to make the suffering less.
CAPTAIN OF THE ROYAL GUARD REPORTING IN!
>>135489176
The name works, anon ;)
>>135489070
this one?
>>135489224
weird thumbnail aside, yes
>>135489224
Hiroshimoot fucked up.
>>135489224
Something went wrong with that thumbnail.
>>135489224
Asgore is from Europe? Well, him music's name is German.
>>135489224
(me)
>>135489324
>Music
>>135489324
Asgore and Toriel always struck me as being English.
I guess it's got something to do with being royalty.
>>135489324
*his
>>135489386
Bergentrückung.
>>135489430
I never really attached nationalities to any of them.
nth for getting embraced by Toriel
Toss the gote?
>>135489046
Have a Temmie Chara instead
>>135489563
holy shit that Asgore is ugly
>>135489563
hehehe
>>135489578
That's...not what I meant.
well, /utg/ is dead
i may as well hit the gym
cya later!
>>135489631
100 PUSHUPS!
100 SITUPS!
5 KILOMETERS!
EVERY DAY!
>>135489631
Good for you.No, really. That's a good attitude. Show those weights who's boss of this gym.
>>135489605
thats because its realistic anoni'd fug the ones that look like bipedal goat monsters over that image though
>>135489605
>>135489563
>>135489720
too human, not lion goat-y enough
>>135489605
Fug you, I think it looks handsome. Like Asgore's a Santa Claus of sorts.
>>135489848
That nose though, goats need snootles
>>135489901
>>135489696
>desu that routine doesn't even sound that hard
Personally, if i were invited to GDC, i'd drop everything and go
i wonder why he didn't
>>135490060
He's too busy working on the big Undertale content patch.Couldn't keep a straight face when I typed that.
>>135490060
Maybe there are just some aspects of GDC he really doesn't like. Might be the same reason he doesn't descend into Tumblr levels.
http://existentialgamer.com/interview-toby-fox-undertale
>>135490208
>mfw toby adds hard mode but it only changes the game by adding one fight>annoying dog>it's too lazy to attack
>>135490023
Do it two days and in a row and then come back to me. Also, remember to not use air conditioning to cool off, or else you'll lose the motivation to keep improving.
>>135490208
But anon, this could be proof he actually IS working on hardmode.I WANT TO BELIEVE
I want the spider to put little spiderlings inside my dickhole as a prove of my love to her
>>135490328
That's a way more likely scenario than actually fucking her
>>135490328
You sick fuck. She would never do that.
Don't even joke about the cute and pure spider like that.
>>135490502
>pureshe's a fucking jew
>>135490328
Oh, could you imagine? Her planting her eggs deep in your urethra, causing your dick to feel weighed down by them? Erections would be harder to attain, because the eggs get in the way? And then, one day, all the eggs hatch, and it feels like you're passing multiple stones at once?
God, that sounds like the best thing. I'd rather be anally bred though t bhSorry if I'm not making too much sense right now. I'm horny as fuck
>>135490556
[citation needed]
>>135490312
>skip
>skip
>skipskip
>>135490609
The moolah! Anyone who wants to gain money is a jew!
>>135490556
Go back to /pol/
>>135490060
I wish he hd gonejust for the minimal chance of him interacting with the burrito galaxy devs
>>135490572
I'd like to think that after that you can transform into a spider just like muffet and live happy together.
>>135490609
If she's not a jew she's a bitch, of the two it's better to be a jew. ahuhuhu
>>135490312
i honestly feel like he skipped most of those questions because they confused him
Is Sans into pegging?
https://youtu.be/IZo361Nnxqk
>>135490794
>>135490312
if it were me i'd be giving some dumb pseudo intellectual answers despite being a reclusive 26 year old fuck up that honestly doesnt know shit about anything
at the end of the day shit doesnt matter. he made a nice game with a cute story and fun characters, i think it's more endearing he can be so simple about iti wish i could be like that
>>135490829
Sans would be too lazy for all the prep work, he would just go to the source if he wanted dick
>>135490963
Sans would be too lazy to even go to the sourcefunny that no gay men like sans
>>135491016
>liking a manlet
Pap is better for that anyways
Need new music, heres a couple i like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52Gg9CqhbP8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziAqB9nb_To
dead thread, dead goat
>>135491294
comfy thread
Frisk is cute
>>135491369
>Frisk will never become a sexy bara after training under his monster family
feels bad
>>135491336
I agree. I like the slow pace. Is it usually like this in the morning and early afternoon?
>>135491478
>his
anon please
Good morning, /utg/!
I hope you've all had a wonderful morning so far and had an even better day yesterday!I love you all!
Post GOOD underfell goats/minor characters
>>135491482
Its a little slow at the moment but yeah mornings can be nice. Helps that a lot of shit posters seemingly left recently.
>>135491534
Frisk is a boy Chara is a girl, Toby is my uncle and confirmed it.
>>135491630
It made me laugh
whys it still cold
>>135491630
>>135491630
>>135491369
Frisk is the cutest character
>>135491630
>>135491770
Top lel, we need more of this.
>>135491874
I want to fuck that spider.
Am I the only one who thought Mettaton NEO was a big let down?
>Really badass theme
>REALLY BADASS LOOK
>dies in 1 hit
>>135492209
Yes you are the only one
>>135492209
Mettaton NEO was an amazing 11/10 fight. Better than Sans. Don't know what you are talking about.
>>135492285
.....Oh...okay.
>>135491630
I wish this comic was good, but some really godawful version of sans ruins it.
>>135492209
Mettaton got fucked over in general.
>No Date, where he tells you he's a ghost, after the date he decides to reconcile with Napstablook.
>No Lost Soul part alongside Napstablook
>He and Blooky aren't alongside everyone else watching the sunset.
>No Genocide fight
>His theme for Genocide is a small loop of a Battle Against a True Hero
>>135489529
>>135491576
You're still a cutie-patootie as always, anon. I hope you have a good day too.
>>135492209
That's kind of Mettaton's character in nutshell.
All flash, no substance.
>>135492456
I kinda thought the idea of underfell Sans judging monster kind as a whole as being unworthy to leave was interesting but yeah toucan Sans was dumb and clearly just there to make him the most important by taking Asriel's place
>>135489529
How would it feel to getdigestedby Toriel?
>>135492797
It would be extremely painful.
>>135491630
>Sans was dumb and clearly just there to make him the most important.
That's why most AU's are shit.
>>135490208
>>135490324
It's been 7 months, anon. Just give up,I did.
>>135491630
>>135491190
That first music video is pretty fucking rad. Even if I don't really care about the generic music in it. It's such a dick story.
>>135492209
>that's the joke.jpg
>>135492702
meant to reply
from.>>135492901
>>135492962
FUCK YES, That's the kind of shit I want to see.
>>135491576
I love you spiderposter.
I'm gonna leave this goat here.
Don't let it take your soul or something.
I'll be back after 100 images.
>>135491576
ahuhuhu fuck my cunny~
I WANT TO FUCK THE GOAT
I want Sans to abuse me!
Remember to do your daily rites anon!
>>135493251
Too late.
>>135493353
but he doesn't want to fuck you
I liked last thread. Almost displayed self-awareness on /utg/'s part.
Almost.
>>135493487
Go away, you girl.
>>135493498
>implying I'll wait his consent
I want to fuck / be fucked by the robot so bad
>>135493623
STOP
>.gif
>>135493697
Friendly reminder that this is what Asriel should look like: perpetually on the verge of tears
>>135493570
Yes anon keep bullying me just like that
>>135493674
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>135493812
Go away, Astigmatism.
>>135493674
>Mettaton will never be my own personal sexbot
Should I just end my life now?
>>135493772
>.webm
>>135493697
I WANT TOcomfort the goatson and raise him as my lil bro as I give him all my platonic loveI would then proceed to date and fuck him rough whenever he hits teenage
Anyone Order a Pizza with Extra Time Vortex?
>>135491643
Frisk is a girl Chara is a girl, 6 other souls were all girls, Toby is my uncle and confirmed that there are no male humans in Undertale's universe.
>>135494107
This reads like a genuine IRL pedophile grooming a child.
>>135494301
Liar! Toby is my aunt and xe confirmed that they're all non-binary genderfluid!
>>135494513
>Asrielfags are pedos
should have seen it coming
>>135494972
>>135494513
Not him, but no. I got my 7-year-old girl cousin wrapped around my little finger and that's not really how it works.
You have to do it before they hit puberty. Before they understand what sex is, so they don't understand that it's wrong. And you have to remember that little girls don't have fetishes; they don't get off on being dominated like most adult women. For them, it's only about the sensations. You can't act serious about it like you would with an adult relationship; you have to make it a game to them. You just have to make it fun and pleasurable. Use your fingers and tongue a lot; a good strategy is to get her in a tickling session, gradually take her clothes off, start tickling down there, and finger her. If you can make her cum, she'll be absolutely addicted. Just make sure she can keep a secret.
>>135494107
Reminder that if you want to raise the goatson then you can't into sexual. It doesn't work that way! You need to be responsible!Sadly I think it might when Asriels horrible psychological state makes him dependent on you eventually. It'd be doubly wrong.
>>135495123
kill yourself
>>135494546
>xe
what the fuck?
>>135492602
Lying on the Internet is morally wrong, anon.
>>135493170
I love you too anon!
>>135495123
Today is a good day to be in utg.
Do you think that Asgore was always the pushover he is today?
Chara had to get his bloodthirst from SOMEWHERE.
>>135495123
fuck
>>135495123
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
CATFUCKER 2.0
>>135495123
Why cant you retards just keep it to 2D shotas and lolis. Least that way nothing real is diddled.
>>135495123
>>135495659
You've never seen a truly beautiful 3D loli, have you?
>>135489631
well im back
knees weak
arms are heavy
pedos are ruining /utg/
thread resetti
>>135495821
>only worked out for maybe an hour and a half tops
Here's hoping nobody will jack off to this pic.
>>135495903
You don't really need more than that to stay fit.
![latest[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/AJnwU4h.png "latest[1].png")
>>135495745
No because they don't exist. Little kids are entirely invariably psychopathic shitheads.
>>135495821
There's vomit on your sweater already
Paps' spaghetti
The fresh spring air makes me rememberhow completely lonely I am!I don't want to be alone
>>135495976
Keep telling yourself that
>>135495123
>>135495745
No, i dont have any affection and desire for 3D. IRL kids are absolutely off limits.
Makes me cringe each time i see genuine pedophilia trending in the media, and this is coming from a shotafag. Keep your fetishes 2D, where they cannot harm another being.
>>135496064
Even the Rock keeps up a 90 minute average workout. There's a point where you can't really do more and gain results unless you're a light-ass barbell shaker.
>>135496247
No harm's involved. Just a bit of enhanced playtime.
>>135496247
>Keep your fetishes 2D, where they cannot harm another being
Actual words of wisdom
worse than catfucker?
i honestly think so.
this shit is why i'm glad i'm a barafag
>>135496520
10x more. Easy
>>135495123
>>135496291
The best part is when they're an adult and think back on their childhood memories, then the realization of what really as going on hits them all at once and the ensuing mental trauma ruins their life!
And by "best" I of course mean "worst"
>>135495123
>so they don't understand that it's wrong
>implying sex is wrong
I don't believe you are a pedophile.
>>135496593
He's even worse than me and I can't stop thinking about my Sans boyfriend hitting me in the face very daddy domingly while I'm inside his ecto tummy
>>135496291
As ironic as it is coming from me, you should probably seek council of a therapist or some shit. While you believe you arent harming them you are, mentally, in the future when they realize all that shit that transpired.
Theres things that should not be allowed to be done in IRL, and what you describe is certainly one of those things. Just stick with 2D, its superior anyways.
>>135496751
Never said it actually was.
>>135496251
>>135496064
I agree there's not much point working out for more than that. One and a half hours in my opinion is max or else your body just breaks without any gain.
what's the scoop gang
>>135496545
This is why I'm glad you're a barafag too. I'm glad you're all faggots except the kitty and child diddler here.
nvm this thread is awful don't tell me the scoop
>>135496545
This is why I'm glad my biggest fetish can't possibly be real.
Let's not un-comfy the thread guys.
>>135497032
We have two flavors, shotagotebro cummies and shotagotebro scat, very fresh ingredients
There's also the cummyscat swirl sundae but that's just two flavors in one so it doesn't count
Well back to goteposting.
>>135497158
MAXIMUM DAMAGE CONTROL MODE ENGAGE!
>>135497183
Hello, Facebook.
>>135497158
Which Undertale characters besides Alphys, Shyren and Tsunderplane are victims of child molestation
>>135497209
goatposting sounds good, especially after i just got my internet up again
>>135497118
you gotta admit, we're better then the pedos at least
>>135497268
comfy!
>>135497279
excellent /pol/ meme, my /b/rother
>>135497158
Comfy Flowey.
>>135497354
Thank you my tumblr friend, consider yourself reblogged XD
>>135497209
Yeah. GIRL goat posting.
>>135497158
Comf.
>>135497520
No
>>135497520
how about no
>>135495903
it was a 1.5 hour workout if i include the jog there and back
it was midnight too, so i had the place pretty much to myself
>>135497520
Normally I'd be upset but right now all that matters is that we put as much distance between the diddler and the current moment.
Doesn't even matter if the thread gets nuked.
>>135488968
Well congrats /utg/, you're officially on the FBI's watchlist. I hope you're proud of yourself.
>>135497686
The more you acknowledge it the worse it will get.
>>135497520
post "the tributes"
damn, /utg/
ever since doing all routes for the first time, all I've done is genocide learning over and over
all those tumblr character massacred again and again
granted, I do genuinely hate them, but it feels kind of bad sometimes
>>135497520
I like my gotes with a penis thank you very much.
>>135497209
Now you're talking my language.
>>135497818
jesus christ I love that goat
I don't want to fuck any monsters or even live with them, I want to just be neighbors. Like we'd all live in one large suburban cul-de-sac and I'd occasionally chat with them while I take my dogs out for a walk, see how Papyrus or Undyne or Asgore are all doing, tell Sans to pay his HOA dues, stuff like that.
>>135497686
I wish. Then we might get some decent threads instead of these different kinds of diddlers crawling in from everywhere.
>>135497798
You are wracked with a perverted sentimentalityand I like it.
>>135497945
what about murdering all your neighbours?
>>135497945
I want to rob undyne's house
>>135497945
nice
>>135497961
Eh, not as cute as the real version.
>>135497686
Well with all the Charafags, Friskfags and Asrielfags we were bound to get one genuine pedo at one point.
Thankfully the rest of the crowd seems to be into 2D.
>>135497945
cul-de-sacs are so nice
a monster cul-de-sac
well that's even better
>>135498078
>>135498078
Perfect.
What's wrong with this picture /utg/?
Hot springs are cute and comfy, right
>>135498259
>you will never scrub your monster husbando's back at the local monster hot springs / bath house
fuck
>>135498258
frig stare at me
>>135492898
You're a big guy
I'll tell you a neat fact if you post goats
>>135498393
I wonder if public monster baths are unisex.
I mean, there's so many apparently genderless monsters that splitting things up like that would probably be inconvenient, not to mention the fact that half of them seem to run around pantsless regardless.
>>135495123
///POLICE ASSAULT IN PROGRESS///
>ctrl+F
>gaster
>no results
Seriously?
>>135498471
I mean, I was gonna post goats anyway, sure
>>135498597
BULLDOZER, COMING THOUGH!
>>135498669
More goats
I have an invisible quota
>>135498646
QUICK POST GASTER
>>135498738
>>135498393
>Buncrazy is a guy
I do not accept this.
>>135497579
>implying they're related just because they're fire
How monsterist can you get?
>>135498646
Have a Gaster & friends.
>>135498258
Why don't I see anyone ever mentions this? I've seen Youtube videos of Geno runs but the screen behaves the same way as it does in Pacifist/Neutral runs for them.
Does no one ever play Undertale beyond October to get the update for this to happen?
>>135495123
>actual pedo
Please tell me you are joking. Shota/lolifags i can understand, but actually going out and touching real kids...why dont you take a seat...
>>135498646
This is now a Gaster thread.
here's a cute flowe
i'm out
>>135498891
thank you for the flowey
>>135498721
Sure thing
Alright, im back for my goat.
Thanks for keeping an eye on him.
>>135498704
>wuluLULULULULULULU
>>135498646
I don't really have many gaster pics though.
>>135498979
lelelelelelelelele!
>>135498946
oh uh
sure thing, here he is
exactly how you left him
So is the pedo still here or what?
>>135499081
>>135498979https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnSMx5wgH8s
>>135499090
Why do you care? Don't incite him into posting anymore.
>>135499090
yeah the Chara / Asrielfags are still here
>>135499089
>implying that's not even better than before
>>135498646
only have 1 gaster pic
>>135498919
That's a very nice one
Alright, here goes:Matt Damon was Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron
>>135499314
blue board?
>7 months later
>/utg/ is still a thing despite nothing changing and no updates being madeDon't you have anything better to do?
>>135499314
that's your mom anon what the fuck
>>135499095
frisk visits chara in prison
>>135498850
Apparently not since all that's going on in this thread is some faggot or two imagedumping non-stop instead of any actual discussion.
>>135499284
It's a nice one though. Saved.
>>135499314
Scandalous!
>>135499379
Absolutely not
not until I can save this goat
>>135498850
I'm pretty sure that is a glitch on Macs
>>135499314
booby/10
>>135499353
>blue board
In name only.
>>135499537
I'm really, really glad that we can't save Asriel. Feels good.
I don't want anyone to rip my head off or anything for asking this, but can someone recommend some decent UT fics?
>>135498704
>>135498979
>>135499081
>>135499180
St-stop it, anons.
You're bringing back memories.
Memories of a time before loot safes.
>>135499597
Jerk
