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-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Fangamebin
>http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>http://flockmod.com/undertale
-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-Zeemap
>https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782
-Shimejbin
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
-IRC Channel:
>#undertalegeneral on Rizon
spider
>>135488968
/utg/ is dead! DEAD!
Anyone have the picture of Chara and Temmie?
I want to protect and love this dad.
>>135489016
Is that the sprite used for that GBA cover of Muffet's theme? Because that's a kickass cover.
>>135488968
The humans were right to seal the monsters away, since any contact between human and monster eventually lead to planetary annihilation, by the monsters' own efforts.
The only thing humans did wrong was not killing them all to make the suffering less.
CAPTAIN OF THE ROYAL GUARD REPORTING IN!
>>135489176
The name works, anon ;)
>>135489070
this one?
>>135489224
weird thumbnail aside, yes
>>135489224
Hiroshimoot fucked up.
>>135489224
Something went wrong with that thumbnail.
>>135489224
Asgore is from Europe? Well, him music's name is German.
>>135489224
(me)
>>135489324
>Music
>>135489324
Asgore and Toriel always struck me as being English.
I guess it's got something to do with being royalty.
>>135489324
*his
>>135489386
Bergentrückung.
>>135489430
I never really attached nationalities to any of them.
nth for getting embraced by Toriel
Toss the gote?
>>135489046
Have a Temmie Chara instead
>>135489563
holy shit that Asgore is ugly
>>135489563
hehehe
>>135489578
That's...not what I meant.
well, /utg/ is dead
i may as well hit the gym
cya later!
>>135489631
100 PUSHUPS!
100 SITUPS!
5 KILOMETERS!
EVERY DAY!
>>135489631
Good for you.No, really. That's a good attitude. Show those weights who's boss of this gym.
>>135489605
thats because its realistic anoni'd fug the ones that look like bipedal goat monsters over that image though
>>135489605
>>135489563
>>135489720
too human, not lion goat-y enough
>>135489605
Fug you, I think it looks handsome. Like Asgore's a Santa Claus of sorts.
>>135489848
That nose though, goats need snootles
>>135489696
>desu that routine doesn't even sound that hard
Personally, if i were invited to GDC, i'd drop everything and go
i wonder why he didn't
>>135490060
He's too busy working on the big Undertale content patch.Couldn't keep a straight face when I typed that.
>>135490060
Maybe there are just some aspects of GDC he really doesn't like. Might be the same reason he doesn't descend into Tumblr levels.
http://existentialgamer.com/interview-toby-fox-undertale
>>135490208
>mfw toby adds hard mode but it only changes the game by adding one fight>annoying dog>it's too lazy to attack
>>135490023
Do it two days and in a row and then come back to me. Also, remember to not use air conditioning to cool off, or else you'll lose the motivation to keep improving.
>>135490208
But anon, this could be proof he actually IS working on hardmode.I WANT TO BELIEVE
I want the spider to put little spiderlings inside my dickhole as a prove of my love to her
>>135490328
That's a way more likely scenario than actually fucking her
>>135490328
You sick fuck. She would never do that.
Don't even joke about the cute and pure spider like that.
>>135490502
>pureshe's a fucking jew
>>135490328
Oh, could you imagine? Her planting her eggs deep in your urethra, causing your dick to feel weighed down by them? Erections would be harder to attain, because the eggs get in the way? And then, one day, all the eggs hatch, and it feels like you're passing multiple stones at once?
God, that sounds like the best thing. I'd rather be anally bred though t bhSorry if I'm not making too much sense right now. I'm horny as fuck
>>135490556
[citation needed]
>>135490312
>skip
>skip
>skipskip
>>135490609
The moolah! Anyone who wants to gain money is a jew!
>>135490556
Go back to /pol/
>>135490060
I wish he hd gonejust for the minimal chance of him interacting with the burrito galaxy devs
>>135490572
I'd like to think that after that you can transform into a spider just like muffet and live happy together.
>>135490609
If she's not a jew she's a bitch, of the two it's better to be a jew. ahuhuhu
>>135490312
i honestly feel like he skipped most of those questions because they confused him
Is Sans into pegging?
https://youtu.be/IZo361Nnxqk
>>135490794
>>135490312
if it were me i'd be giving some dumb pseudo intellectual answers despite being a reclusive 26 year old fuck up that honestly doesnt know shit about anything
at the end of the day shit doesnt matter. he made a nice game with a cute story and fun characters, i think it's more endearing he can be so simple about iti wish i could be like that
>>135490829
Sans would be too lazy for all the prep work, he would just go to the source if he wanted dick
>>135490963
Sans would be too lazy to even go to the sourcefunny that no gay men like sans
>>135491016
>liking a manlet
Pap is better for that anyways
Need new music, heres a couple i like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52Gg9CqhbP8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziAqB9nb_To
dead thread, dead goat
>>135491294
comfy thread
Frisk is cute
>>135491369
>Frisk will never become a sexy bara after training under his monster family
feels bad
>>135491336
I agree. I like the slow pace. Is it usually like this in the morning and early afternoon?
>>135491478
>his
anon please
Good morning, /utg/!
I hope you've all had a wonderful morning so far and had an even better day yesterday!I love you all!
Post GOOD underfell goats/minor characters
>>135491482
Its a little slow at the moment but yeah mornings can be nice. Helps that a lot of shit posters seemingly left recently.
>>135491534
Frisk is a boy Chara is a girl, Toby is my uncle and confirmed it.
>>135491630
It made me laugh
whys it still cold
>>135491369
Frisk is the cutest character
>>135491630
>>135491770
Top lel, we need more of this.
>>135491874
I want to fuck that spider.
Am I the only one who thought Mettaton NEO was a big let down?
>Really badass theme
>REALLY BADASS LOOK
>dies in 1 hit
>>135492209
Yes you are the only one
>>135492209
Mettaton NEO was an amazing 11/10 fight. Better than Sans. Don't know what you are talking about.
>>135492285
.....Oh...okay.
>>135491630
I wish this comic was good, but some really godawful version of sans ruins it.
>>135492209
Mettaton got fucked over in general.
>No Date, where he tells you he's a ghost, after the date he decides to reconcile with Napstablook.
>No Lost Soul part alongside Napstablook
>He and Blooky aren't alongside everyone else watching the sunset.
>No Genocide fight
>His theme for Genocide is a small loop of a Battle Against a True Hero
>>135491576
You're still a cutie-patootie as always, anon. I hope you have a good day too.
>>135492209
That's kind of Mettaton's character in nutshell.
All flash, no substance.
>>135492456
I kinda thought the idea of underfell Sans judging monster kind as a whole as being unworthy to leave was interesting but yeah toucan Sans was dumb and clearly just there to make him the most important by taking Asriel's place
>>135489529
How would it feel to getdigestedby Toriel?
>>135492797
It would be extremely painful.
>>135491630
>Sans was dumb and clearly just there to make him the most important.
That's why most AU's are shit.
>>135490208
>>135490324
It's been 7 months, anon. Just give up,I did.
>>135491190
That first music video is pretty fucking rad. Even if I don't really care about the generic music in it. It's such a dick story.
>>135492209
>that's the joke.jpg
>>135492702
meant to reply
from.>>135492901
>>135492962
FUCK YES, That's the kind of shit I want to see.
>>135491576
I love you spiderposter.
I'm gonna leave this goat here.
Don't let it take your soul or something.
I'll be back after 100 images.
>>135491576
ahuhuhu fuck my cunny~
I WANT TO FUCK THE GOAT
I want Sans to abuse me!
Remember to do your daily rites anon!
>>135493251
Too late.
>>135493353
but he doesn't want to fuck you
I liked last thread. Almost displayed self-awareness on /utg/'s part.
Almost.
>>135493487
Go away, you girl.
>>135493498
>implying I'll wait his consent
I want to fuck / be fucked by the robot so bad
>.gif
>>135493697
Friendly reminder that this is what Asriel should look like: perpetually on the verge of tears
>>135493570
Yes anon keep bullying me just like that
>>135493674
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>135493812
Go away, Astigmatism.
>>135493674
>Mettaton will never be my own personal sexbot
Should I just end my life now?
>>135493772
>.webm
>>135493697
I WANT TOcomfort the goatson and raise him as my lil bro as I give him all my platonic loveI would then proceed to date and fuck him rough whenever he hits teenage
Anyone Order a Pizza with Extra Time Vortex?
>>135491643
Frisk is a girl Chara is a girl, 6 other souls were all girls, Toby is my uncle and confirmed that there are no male humans in Undertale's universe.
>>135494107
This reads like a genuine IRL pedophile grooming a child.
>>135494301
Liar! Toby is my aunt and xe confirmed that they're all non-binary genderfluid!
>>135494513
>Asrielfags are pedos
should have seen it coming
>>135494513
Not him, but no. I got my 7-year-old girl cousin wrapped around my little finger and that's not really how it works.
You have to do it before they hit puberty. Before they understand what sex is, so they don't understand that it's wrong. And you have to remember that little girls don't have fetishes; they don't get off on being dominated like most adult women. For them, it's only about the sensations. You can't act serious about it like you would with an adult relationship; you have to make it a game to them. You just have to make it fun and pleasurable. Use your fingers and tongue a lot; a good strategy is to get her in a tickling session, gradually take her clothes off, start tickling down there, and finger her. If you can make her cum, she'll be absolutely addicted. Just make sure she can keep a secret.
>>135494107
Reminder that if you want to raise the goatson then you can't into sexual. It doesn't work that way! You need to be responsible!Sadly I think it might when Asriels horrible psychological state makes him dependent on you eventually. It'd be doubly wrong.
>>135495123
kill yourself
>>135494546
>xe
what the fuck?
>>135492602
Lying on the Internet is morally wrong, anon.
>>135493170
I love you too anon!
>>135495123
Today is a good day to be in utg.
Do you think that Asgore was always the pushover he is today?
Chara had to get his bloodthirst from SOMEWHERE.
>>135495123
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
CATFUCKER 2.0
>>135495123
Why cant you retards just keep it to 2D shotas and lolis. Least that way nothing real is diddled.
>>135495659
You've never seen a truly beautiful 3D loli, have you?
>>135489631
well im back
knees weak
arms are heavy
pedos are ruining /utg/
thread resetti
>>135495821
>only worked out for maybe an hour and a half tops
Here's hoping nobody will jack off to this pic.
>>135495903
You don't really need more than that to stay fit.
>>135495745
No because they don't exist. Little kids are entirely invariably psychopathic shitheads.
>>135495821
There's vomit on your sweater already
Paps' spaghetti
The fresh spring air makes me rememberhow completely lonely I am!I don't want to be alone
>>135495976
Keep telling yourself that
>>135495745
No, i dont have any affection and desire for 3D. IRL kids are absolutely off limits.
Makes me cringe each time i see genuine pedophilia trending in the media, and this is coming from a shotafag. Keep your fetishes 2D, where they cannot harm another being.
>>135496064
Even the Rock keeps up a 90 minute average workout. There's a point where you can't really do more and gain results unless you're a light-ass barbell shaker.
>>135496247
No harm's involved. Just a bit of enhanced playtime.
>>135496247
>Keep your fetishes 2D, where they cannot harm another being
Actual words of wisdom
worse than catfucker?
i honestly think so.
this shit is why i'm glad i'm a barafag
>>135496520
10x more. Easy
>>135496291
The best part is when they're an adult and think back on their childhood memories, then the realization of what really as going on hits them all at once and the ensuing mental trauma ruins their life!
And by "best" I of course mean "worst"
>>135495123
>so they don't understand that it's wrong
>implying sex is wrong
I don't believe you are a pedophile.
>>135496593
He's even worse than me and I can't stop thinking about my Sans boyfriend hitting me in the face very daddy domingly while I'm inside his ecto tummy
>>135496291
As ironic as it is coming from me, you should probably seek council of a therapist or some shit. While you believe you arent harming them you are, mentally, in the future when they realize all that shit that transpired.
Theres things that should not be allowed to be done in IRL, and what you describe is certainly one of those things. Just stick with 2D, its superior anyways.
>>135496751
Never said it actually was.
>>135496251
>>135496064
I agree there's not much point working out for more than that. One and a half hours in my opinion is max or else your body just breaks without any gain.
what's the scoop gang
>>135496545
This is why I'm glad you're a barafag too. I'm glad you're all faggots except the kitty and child diddler here.
nvm this thread is awful don't tell me the scoop
>>135496545
This is why I'm glad my biggest fetish can't possibly be real.
Let's not un-comfy the thread guys.
>>135497032
We have two flavors, shotagotebro cummies and shotagotebro scat, very fresh ingredients
There's also the cummyscat swirl sundae but that's just two flavors in one so it doesn't count
Well back to goteposting.
>>135497158
MAXIMUM DAMAGE CONTROL MODE ENGAGE!
>>135497183
Hello, Facebook.
>>135497158
Which Undertale characters besides Alphys, Shyren and Tsunderplane are victims of child molestation
>>135497209
goatposting sounds good, especially after i just got my internet up again
>>135497118
you gotta admit, we're better then the pedos at least
>>135497268
comfy!
>>135497279
excellent /pol/ meme, my /b/rother
>>135497158
Comfy Flowey.
>>135497354
Thank you my tumblr friend, consider yourself reblogged XD
>>135497209
Yeah. GIRL goat posting.
>>135497520
how about no
>>135495903
it was a 1.5 hour workout if i include the jog there and back
it was midnight too, so i had the place pretty much to myself
>>135497520
Normally I'd be upset but right now all that matters is that we put as much distance between the diddler and the current moment.
Doesn't even matter if the thread gets nuked.
>>135488968
Well congrats /utg/, you're officially on the FBI's watchlist. I hope you're proud of yourself.
>>135497686
The more you acknowledge it the worse it will get.
>>135497520
post "the tributes"
damn, /utg/
ever since doing all routes for the first time, all I've done is genocide learning over and over
all those tumblr character massacred again and again
granted, I do genuinely hate them, but it feels kind of bad sometimes
>>135497520
I like my gotes with a penis thank you very much.
>>135497209
Now you're talking my language.
>>135497818
jesus christ I love that goat
I don't want to fuck any monsters or even live with them, I want to just be neighbors. Like we'd all live in one large suburban cul-de-sac and I'd occasionally chat with them while I take my dogs out for a walk, see how Papyrus or Undyne or Asgore are all doing, tell Sans to pay his HOA dues, stuff like that.
>>135497686
I wish. Then we might get some decent threads instead of these different kinds of diddlers crawling in from everywhere.
>>135497798
You are wracked with a perverted sentimentalityand I like it.
>>135497945
what about murdering all your neighbours?
>>135497945
I want to rob undyne's house
>>135497945
nice
>>135497961
Eh, not as cute as the real version.
>>135497686
Well with all the Charafags, Friskfags and Asrielfags we were bound to get one genuine pedo at one point.
Thankfully the rest of the crowd seems to be into 2D.
>>135497945
cul-de-sacs are so nice
a monster cul-de-sac
well that's even better
>>135498078
Perfect.
What's wrong with this picture /utg/?
Hot springs are cute and comfy, right
>>135498259
>you will never scrub your monster husbando's back at the local monster hot springs / bath house
fuck
>>135498258
frig stare at me
>>135492898
You're a big guy
I'll tell you a neat fact if you post goats
>>135498393
I wonder if public monster baths are unisex.
I mean, there's so many apparently genderless monsters that splitting things up like that would probably be inconvenient, not to mention the fact that half of them seem to run around pantsless regardless.
>>135495123
///POLICE ASSAULT IN PROGRESS///
>ctrl+F
>gaster
>no results
Seriously?
>>135498471
I mean, I was gonna post goats anyway, sure
>>135498597
BULLDOZER, COMING THOUGH!
>>135498669
More goats
I have an invisible quota
>>135498646
QUICK POST GASTER
>>135498393
>Buncrazy is a guy
I do not accept this.
>>135497579
>implying they're related just because they're fire
How monsterist can you get?
>>135498646
Have a Gaster & friends.
>>135498258
Why don't I see anyone ever mentions this? I've seen Youtube videos of Geno runs but the screen behaves the same way as it does in Pacifist/Neutral runs for them.
Does no one ever play Undertale beyond October to get the update for this to happen?
>>135495123
>actual pedo
Please tell me you are joking. Shota/lolifags i can understand, but actually going out and touching real kids...why dont you take a seat...
>>135498646
This is now a Gaster thread.
here's a cute flowe
i'm out
>>135498891
thank you for the flowey
>>135498721
Sure thing
Alright, im back for my goat.
Thanks for keeping an eye on him.
>>135498704
>wuluLULULULULULULU
>>135498646
I don't really have many gaster pics though.
>>135498979
lelelelelelelelele!
>>135498946
oh uh
sure thing, here he is
exactly how you left him
So is the pedo still here or what?
>>135499081
>>135498979https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnSMx5wgH8s
>>135499090
Why do you care? Don't incite him into posting anymore.
>>135499090
yeah the Chara / Asrielfags are still here
>>135499089
>implying that's not even better than before
>>135498646
only have 1 gaster pic
>>135498919
That's a very nice one
Alright, here goes:Matt Damon was Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron
>>135499314
blue board?
>7 months later
>/utg/ is still a thing despite nothing changing and no updates being madeDon't you have anything better to do?
>>135499314
that's your mom anon what the fuck
>>135499095
frisk visits chara in prison
>>135498850
Apparently not since all that's going on in this thread is some faggot or two imagedumping non-stop instead of any actual discussion.
>>135499284
It's a nice one though. Saved.
>>135499314
Scandalous!
>>135499379
Absolutely not
not until I can save this goat
>>135498850
I'm pretty sure that is a glitch on Macs
>>135499314
booby/10
>>135499353
>blue board
In name only.
>>135499537
I'm really, really glad that we can't save Asriel. Feels good.
I don't want anyone to rip my head off or anything for asking this, but can someone recommend some decent UT fics?
>>135498704
>>135498979
>>135499081
>>135499180
St-stop it, anons.
You're bringing back memories.
Memories of a time before loot safes.
>>135499597
Jerk
>>135499616
Have you read One by One? It's pretty much the best regarded Undertale fic. The same author is also currently writing a fic about Asgore and the 7 children which is pretty good too.
>>135499616
Only Love Could Hurt Like This
The Scientist
A Not-So-Fresh Start
>>135499537
>not until I can save this goat
>implying Toby even cares anymore
Enjoy the rest of your life here then.
>>135499616
Flowey is Not a Good Life coach, for dark. The only other one I can think to recommend is A Year Every Minute, but I haven't read much of it yet. Looks like a slice-of-life thing so far.
>>135499597
Me too. Imagine the full-scale category 5 autism storm that'd swallow this board if we could.
It literally would not stop. Ever.
>>135499812
I've prepared for it already
I'd like to imagine that, when passing a mirror, Chara will just suddenly go up to it and say "It's me!"
>>135499971
That'd be absolutely horrifying though
mirror ghosts are the worst ghosts
Chara is a girl
Frisk is a boy
Asriel is straight
>>135500065
did you see those rainbows?
>>135500065
>Asriel is dead
ftfy
>>135499597
Yeah, serves him right.
>>135499663
Why is anon a jerk? For not wanting to save a time traveling mass murderer?
>>135500095
Rainbows arent gay you stupid fuck, just cause you morons adopted it doesent make it so
>>135500095
Toriel raised Asriel gender neutral
>>135500065
Chara is nonbinary https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7msOxKsZCm0
>>135500161
You're a jerk because you're doing jerk things
>>135500178
rainbows are super gay. Toby knows this. You can't fight this logic.
>>135500349
You can't fight logic when there is none.
>>135500134
This. Dead and also a flower.
>>135500217
>Asriel dindu nuffin he just needed dem souls fo dey barrier
furfag pls
>>135500349
Shoot yourself.
>>135500217
He's better as a flower anyway, goats are overrated.
>>135500501
Jerk
>>135499616
A Year Every Minute. I ended up binge reading that shit. Hollow Victory is great as well, made by the same author, who goes by Skull on here. They are bothskeleton fanfics, but they are the best out there. AYEM is a tragedy, but it has happy moments.
Flowey Is Not A Good Life Coach is great as well. It's "misery porn," but the story is well-written, binge-read worthy. I'm only naming my favorites at this point; there are definitely some more that are pretty good. I'll think about the names later.
>>135499616
Strange Places.
Everyone else has already recommended the one's I'd also recommend.
>>135500504
nah. Will continue to gote post.
>come into thread to post goat
>genuine pedophilia being discussed
You guys are making this difficult.
But anyways, you know the drill.
>>135500824
>asrielfag brings it up again
well done
>>135500824
Sometimes, i'm glad i'm not focusing in this thread
Have a goat
>>135500584
Life's a jerk, anon. Get used to it.
>>135500824
IT BEGINSAGAIN
>>135501000
That's a fallacy
>>135500824
It's only going to get worse, anon.
>>135500824
as the other anon said, dont give it attention
>>135500917
more dressgotes
>>135500824
Has the Chinese government detained you yet for posting goat daily you whore?
Hey boys.
>>135501054
You're a fallacy
>>135501108
Nothing like a dressgote that i don't already have
Lets post dresses, it's always nice to see the characters wearing them
>>135501270
Well hello to you too
>>135501138I'm starting to become genuinely worried, is it really that obvious that it's me?
>arrive at utg
>its gotedress time
Yes
Cool
>>135501301
Even the void looks cute with a dress
>>135501360
It's not that big of a general. Pls don't become new schizoanon.
>>135500824I missed you
>>135501301
dont have that many rare dressgotes though
>>135498826
>Implying that's not the fire girl trying to seduce Grillby with her little brother running around.
Something for the MTTposters
You know, i thought there would be more pics of MTT in a dress
or maybe i'm not looking hard enough
>>135501606
Nice
>>135498646
how can you post someone who doesn't even exist?
>>135501360
Your lust for shotadick is known far and wide.
>>135501539
>schizoanon
Who?
>>135501352
>>135501360
Cute ears!
>>135499912
Hell if Toby gives us a goat saving update we're gonna need a whole new board to contain it.
>>135501739
Not him, but I remember an anon that panicked about people knowing who he was, without prompting, and would panic openly about in this general.
>>135501817
And that's precisely why it must never happen. Shit would be biblical.
>>135501762
Good afternoon/ morning/ evening /utg/!
>>135501360
We know that one person in particular likes goats. I think that's all we need to accuse someone of being you.
>>135502035
hey Sketch
have a dressgote
>>135501817
>>135501917
Actually im pretty sure if the goat is saved it would water down everything and the whole Asrielfag mass would die down a little.
Like 90% of the art would technically be obsolete and the actual impact of the story would be diminished.
Like it or not, saving Asriel would only end up making the game worse off.
>>135497686
How did we do that?
>>135502150
Byotiful
Let's play a game /utg/.
Give me the all time best song you can think of and you can vote for the one who'll bite the bullet!
>>135502170
but it hurts
>>135502248
Someone acted like a pedophile. That's it.
>>135502248
Oh wait, now I read the full thread. I thought it was about the last thread.
1-9: go get more alcohol and get drunk today
0: be productive and clean the basement
>>135502374
Most of us don't have any alcohol.
will Pepsi Do?
>>135502374
fuck yes
>>135488968
>dat music
TOBY FOX I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABIES
>>135502374
Clean your fucking basement. What if a girl comes over? You don't want her to see your messy basement, do you?
Good Morning. Wind at your back, lads and lasses, where ever ye go.
Happy st Patrick's day
>>135502374
Joke's on you, I don't have a basement.
>>135502562
I want to go on a date with SansAlso, do something productive today. I believe in you!
>>135502374
I really need to do something about that mold that has formed in the corner. It's at a hard to reach place that doesn't get any light and I don't know how to clean it out.
>>135499549
Wouldn't it be better if Genocide runs always have Frisk's facing you in the screen in Alphy's lab?
>>135502616
>what if a girl comes over
ahahaahahahahaaha
i'm more of a mess than my basement, that's a good one.and bi so forever alone
>>135502616
Why would a girl be in his basement?
>>135502683
Happy St. Patty's day, you cutie!
Thanks for the Clove
>>135501834
i'm pretty sure that's the same guy who talks about lucid dreaming about the goat, and said he called him a failure repeatedly
>>135495123
Since when did they allow you to post on the internet again, Thadd?
>>135502854
I fucking saw that.
>>135501834
Oh, that rings some bells but I can't quite remember what he posted exactly.
>>135502986
dindu nuffin
>>135502625
May I take what I will?
>>135502683
I wanna get Flowey drunk!
>>135502683
Aww thanks Sketch. You too.
>>135503314
Drunk Flowey with no control of his body!
>>135502959
Fuck that must suck. Getting into lucid dreaming so well you can actually do it but it just leading to abuse from your favorite characters.
>>135502796
>spoiler
Pretty sure that increases possibilities for you, anon. Why are you talking about it as if it's a bad thing?
Vote please
http://strawpoll.me/7106256
>>135503280
Do what you want, because a pirate is free.
How would you react if it turned out Gaster was nothing at all like we imagined him to be?
>implying toby will ever release new content
>>135503596
It's too hard to explainbeing bi gets you more sex not more relationships.but i dont get shit
>>135502312
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkYYYew8CUI
ASRIEL SEASON! FIRE!
>>135503757
what do we imagine him to be? just a cool scientist or something?
I'd be kinda glad, I like a spoopy Gaster
>>135503757
>implying Gaster is anything now
He is lost, erased. There is no personality, only the slint hint of a personality having ever existed. Get used to it.
>>135503757
A bit disappointed, unless it's somehow better.
>>135502683
Thanks for the sketch, buddy.
>>135503848
>implying Gaster is anything now
Ya, I didn't imply that. Do you not know what "imagine" means?
>>135502312
I can't actually think of just one
I hate being that guy
>>135503836
He just soaks it all in. Skeletons basically bathe in that stuff.
>>135503836
Do not abuse tall skeleton!
>>135503476
yea well, sometimes life is just fucked
>>135502312
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGKNaIXtBZQ&ab_channel=BlueOysterWizard
Not really my fav of all time, but still p good.
Shoot Chara.
>>135503965
He never was anything. There is nothing to imagine.
>>135503967So you don't care about the gote or Chara? That's ok just give me one of your favourites.
>>135504097
Ah, I didn't realize all that art, theories, etc, about Gaster didn't exist. My bad.
>>135504150
do you wanna get hit
>>135504175It doesn't
>>135502312
Thinking of my favorite song ever is too hard and I'm not willing to do hours/days of soul searching to figure it out, but this is one of my favorite songs from last year.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYa5XlAgxNw
IDK if it's out of the two, Chara I guess
>>135503848
Gaster is really just a fanmade amalgamation of unused material from the game, so I wouldn't be surprised if his personality is not only different, but also his appearance.
You can't fuck a skeleton.
Good morning /utg/! I love you!
>>135504370
Monsters don't have toilets
Wait
Where do monsters go when they have to masturbate, then
>>135504592
Good morning, anon. How's your sleep lately? What games are you playing recently?
![tumblr_nwnmlyhqjl1qi2wcoo1_500[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/rtGwawe.png "tumblr nwnmlyhqjl1qi2wcoo1 500[1]")
>>135504582
>this is what Gaster actually looks like
>>135504653
it's probably a human toilet
>>135504370
>>135503836
people draw stupid stuff sometimes huh
>>135504653
They go where they think no one's looking, not knowing that Alphys has cameras everywhere.
sans
>>135504592
I care for you.
>>135503782
Go for it, anon! Be risky, and frivolous with your feelings and sexuality! That's what being bi is all about!Right? I can't speak from experience...
>>135504276Is that a name of a song or are you just grumpy anon?
>>135504653
"Bathroom", like Alphys.
>>135504875That's a little insulting, and pretty much why if i ever do get a lucky chance at being with someone i'm just saying i'm straight.
>>135504592You're my favourite anon in the whole world.
>>135504761
Why is Sans such a cutie?
>there is a very real possibility that one day an anon from these threads may find and kidnap you, maybe even rape and kill
>>135505050
Not as cute as his lil bro.
>>135504690
Eh, it's been okay! I managed to get up at 9:00 AM yesterday but I had to take a nap after. I'm thinking about getting into Black Desert, I've heard it's really fun! But other than that I've been getting back intomodding TESVwhich is as frustrating as it's always been, but it's pretty fun too.
>>135505247
>there is a very real possibility they will try
>>135505247
You'd love it I bet.HAH! ONLY COMFY LOVING AND CARING FOR YOU ANON!
>>135505247
That was almost a fantasy.
>>135505459
That might be torture to somebut I would be willing to try
>>135505247
>being a sad weak turd
>allowing yourself to be kidnapped rather than rip the spine out of anyone stupid enough to attempt it
Pathetic.
>>135505459
>you will never kidnap an anon only to give him a comfy room to live in while you brush his hair and tell him nice things
>>135505247
No there isn't.
>>135505247
i can only hope
>>135505660
The suffering is... MMH... Exquisite!
>>135505660
I would be actually even more scared than if they just abused me.
remember when taiwanbro utg
>>135505787
Don't worryyou'll learn to love it~
Forgive me for I have sinned
>>135506219
Sketch, you can't sin enough for us.
>>135506070
Yeah. That was fun
>>135506070
I don't.
>>135506219
>human muffet
of well, she was just another backer character anyways
i give it a pass
>>135505247I'm working on it. Try to stay hush-hush about it though ;)
Is it thick time?
>>135503836
Source?
>>135506371
probably weren't around long enough
>>135505660
>>135505787
Pic related, still pants-shittingly terrifying.
>>135506219
I can deal with it. Saved.
>>135505283
Great news about waking up as early as 9:00! The good thing about waking up early is that you'll feel tired earlier, so you go to bed sooner, so you can start managing a positive sleep schedule!
I haven't played either of those games, but I sincerely hope you enjoy both, and have a good day.
>>135506416
when i die bury me between those thighs
Why does Megalovania get the most love?
>>135506516
Probably. Earliest I was here was about February, I think.
>>135506970
Mega-LOVE-(m)ania.
hi guys i have no contribution to this thread but i felt obligated to post a picture of a goat anyways
>>135506576
Anon better not be a dirty birdie!
>>135506849
Aww, thank you! I hope you have a good day too!
>>135506576
>You will never break an anons legs so he can't move from the comfy room while you tell him more nice things.
>>135507101
ah yea, i thought you were just being sarcastic
but i do believe he stopped posting here way before then, he's moved on to newer games like the rest of us should, think they did some streaming for stardew valley
They may have all those stars on their hats, but I have my belts.
>>135507198
Too far.
Help
>>135507198
this is starting to sound like a stephen king novel
>>135507120
You could always vote just out of spite
>>135502312I'll collect them all and hang here until the end of the thread. I'll do the next picture for the next threads start.
>>135506403But who will it be?
I can't sleep anymore.
Tell me. why did I kill then?
>>135507198
This is getting a little scary, Anon...
>>135507364
oh man it's about time.
>>135507306
Not far enough imo
>>135507364
that goat looks like it has boobs
>>135507364
VOREBODEN!!
>>135507438
>a little
>>135507198
What would you feed to anon? Soup? Self-made cake?
>>135507364
im impressed by your dedication to keep turning asriel into more and more of an oc
>>135497686
Please. anon. The FBI only cares about their TOR gray open lists.
>>135507273
THOSE BELTS ARE NOT EVEN HOLDING ANYTHING
WHY DO RPGS DO THIS
I want to smooch Sans!
>>135507631
>This will never happen to you
>>135507546
Yeah next thing you know we'll have some rave party goat girls here with rainbow colored fur and glowsticks.
>>135507676
They give you 4 str and 4 stam
>>135507714
>this can never happen to you because you aren't a girl
>>135507631GET OUT
>>135507515
Koya drew r63 it does have boobs
>>135507686
he's too cool for any of us anon
>>135507536
Only the best home made food made by myself with love to anon!
>>135507734
Asriel is already covered by gay rainbows, so it's not much of a difference.
>>135507676
Fashion, baby, fashion.Yeah, not sure why they had things like that for Morigan's get up. Rule of cool, I suppose.
I love him more than anything else everPlease send help I don't know how to stop
King Dadsriel ending is best ending.
>>135508007
The only help is a noose.
>>135498393
I'll tell you a secret. Your husbando doesn't love you. Your itch isn't getting scratched. You're dying alone.
>>135507631
I hope you get arrested and burnt in hell.
>>135507915
Oh, that sounds good then. I wouldn't it.
>>135507894
you're right, you do need help
>>135508007
I also have this problem but with a different goat. Stay strong senpai
>>135508007
Help is on the way anon.
Prepare to be kidnapped and fed and... not being able to move for a while.
>>135508169
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-mnYLPxwtc
>>135498818
She just managed to slip in.
>>135498393
Skeletons don't even need to hide anything. Also I love those ribs.
REALHUGHOURS WHO DA FUCC UP
>>135508017
It's alright
I don't know why you even bother. The truth is Toby gave up a a while ago. He spends most of his time jerking off to waifus instead of programming.
His favourite waifu is Rei. She never questions him.
>>135508343
Someone say hug?
>>135508309
God, we need sound webms so bad.
>>135508343
hugs it is
>>135499314
Old women should know better than that.
>>135508394
>implying Toby isn't in this thread
>implying it isn'tyou
>>135508447
>>135508476
>>135508487
>>135508501
>>135508526
>>135508343
HUGZ? !
Now I need to hug myself again so I feel less alone. Thanks, assholes.
>>135508186
You wouldn't it? You'd better it anon or I'll be forced to love you harder!
how2beat undyne in a genocide run? I'm starting to lose hope
>>135500065
Chara is a boy, since only brotherhood is true
Frisk is a girl, since only girls know Peace
Asriel is afucking FAGGOT
>people losing their shit over a lewd
its like im on tumblr
>>135508343
Hugs, huh.
>>135508343
HUUG!
>>135508613
I wanted to say "wouldn't mind it".If you want to try I can give you my address.
>>135508612I want to hug you, and kiss you, and tell you everything is going to be all right.
>>135508343i love you huganon
>>135508595
>>135508597
>>135508598
>>135508675
>>135508705
>>135508729
>>135508756
>>135508797
Looks like it's peak hug time boys
NowLESShugs
>>135508690
Chara sometimes possesses Frisk.
Frisk has both genitals.
Asriel is a soulless Flower.
>>135508669
git gud
>>135508343
Me right here I'm up
>>135508612
Close your eyes anon. Take a deep breath.
Can you feel it?A MILLLION VIRTUAL HUGS CRASHING THROUGH THE WALL AND SENDING YOU FLYING TO SPACE!
>>135508814
Love you too but nowcease
>>135508829
(click) YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO. (click)
I liked it when we didn't have people flooding the place with images. I felt like we could have had the image and bump limit at about the same time before.
>>135508943
>>135508797
I appreciate the gesture
>>135508974
Ok no more hugs.have a kiss instead
>>135509017
We're dying.
>>135508669
Just cheat, anon-kun! It's easy!!haha! time to get yelled at!
>>135503757
Imagine if Gaster was a woman! The fanbase would SHRIEK.
>>135509017
That almost never happened. If anything we have a better chance for that than now.
>>135509017
there was literally never a time where this was the case.
>>135508770Maybe one day anon. Thanks for the offer though. Take care of yourself.
>>135509121
kissy kissy
>>135509052You're welcome anon, I love you!
>>135509017
Kinda pathetic really, during EU times its genuinely dead, then during US hours its the same small group of fags reposting the same stupid images circlejerking some "hugfest" or whatever.
End soon, fellow stalker.
>>135508973
>>135508995
>>135508947
>>135509071
>>135509121
>>135509403
This is EU hours
>>135508343
These are excellent times for excellent things
>>135507426
I asked you before.
Why did you kill him?
He wouldn't have killed you.
>>135509403
I hope so. Maybe we will have to merge with some other thread to not die out.
>>135509403
this is EU hours, lmao. US hours is shitposting time, EU is hugposting.
>>135508017
>tfw King Asriel brings peace with horrible goat-human hybrids
>you love the hybrids
>That's the only thing women are for
What is Asia hours then?
I still don't understand why people get so bent out of shape about posting images on an image board.
It seems like the thing people get the angriest about in these threads.
>>135509728
Dead hours
>>135509740
people like to get mad
>>135509665
>humanity gets cucked by Boss monsters
>>135509740
It's not exactly discussion and I feel bad for doing it, I'll probably stop
So the question is:
Would you ratherhugyour favourite Undertale orhugthem?
>>135508829
fewer hugs
>>135509908
We saw that, anon. You will forever live in shame.
>>135509403
>fags who don't browse /vg/
>>135510014
cuddles
>>135509403
Seriously it's thursday morning in the USA. Most of them aren't here anon. It's afternoon or evening in most of europe. Who do you think we are?
>>135510114
Thanks
>>135510014
I want tomindbreakPapyrus!
I want him to live in the true reality knowing that he is in truth, not the best person he could ever have been!
I want to laugh at him as he is raged at by the friends he has hurt!
I want to comfort him and kiss him and tell everything is alright even thought I am poison to his soul!I love him! Isn't that enough?
TIME FOR ANTI HUG POSTING
>>135509561
No then all that would happen is they get incredibly mad about all the UT pictures that are ruining their thing. How did the pardo posters or the squids make you feel when they came here?
>when the bus schedule changed so you walked to get beer instead
>when you contemplate taking a firm stance and saying you'll be productive instead
>whenfuck it
At least it was abeautiful day outside.
>>135510427Unhugs for all anon
>>135510460
I was amused by the Pardo posters, at least they made more sense than Barbossa.
And the squids were never very obvious anyway, it was more of a joke than anything.
>>135509884
>And they love it.
>>135510527
How washell,my friend?
>>135510527
Hope you got some vitamin D
>>135510545
Welcome to my special hell.
Welcome to my special hell.
Welcome to my special hell.
Welcome to my special hell.
Welcome to my special hell.
Welcome to my special hell.
>>135510014
It would hurt to hug them but I would do it anyway.
>>135509561
>I hope so. Maybe we will have to merge with some other thread to not die out.
"This is my first general ever"
>>135510527
NYEH! GET BACK TO WORK BROTHER! WE NEED THAT GOLD TO SURVIVE!
>>135510656
i only started 20 minutes ago, unless you mean how was the walk, in which case at least i got some form of exercise
Hey anon, how does a Pyromaniac get charged with public indecency?
>>135510607
At least the women do.
>>135510274
>morning
It's 2 PM on the east coast
>>135510857Some of the men love it, too.
>>135510708
>tfw you'll never get any Doh wait you said Vitamin
>>135510845
Killing a child she was supposed to protect, of course!
How indecent!
>>135510845
Don't do it
>>135510274
>>135510864
It's both if you have a weird sleep schedule and late classes!
Well, it's 1 instead of 2
>>135510845
By being too hot to handle.
>>135510857
>Implying the women even care
>Implying the boss monsters don't get swarmed by faggots.
>>135510971
>>135510970
>>135511014
No, it's because he's an ARSE-onist!
>>135511005
Central time boys!
Ayy
>>135511064
Damn, Asriel.
Get a job.
>>135510926
Sicko
>>135511064
get off the internet mom, you're embarrassing me in front of my friends
>>135510926
I want to cuddle with a boss monster, not watch someone else cuddle with one
>>135511158You know, I get off a bit on the idea that you think less of me? I LOVE feeling inferior. I acknowledge that I'm a degenerate sicko.
>>135511063
>implying the boss monsters don't get swarmed by marines
>implying the US military would not immediately destroy all monsters
>>135511064
Please, goat mom, please...
>>135510970
>>135510845
>>135511275I'm gonna kick your face into the dirt
I-I killed him anons.
I can't even say sorry.
Why is that?
>tfw there will never be an on stage Burlesque Show of Undertale
>>135511270I understand that, but I would enjoy it if my SO received the kind of cuddling that I could never give them, by receiving it from a big, hulking monster who fulfills their every desire.
>>135511539
Don't wish for what you don't want
>>135511517
nice blog, where can i subscribe?
>>135511517
Kill Who?
Jerry?
MsPaintguy?
Asriel?
Asgore?
TELL ME DAMMIT!
>>135511571
Have you ever considered that you might just be lazy?
>>135511473That would hurt, but I'd probably get a boner from it t b h
>>135506970
Because Sans lol xD
>>135511685
>sans is into cucking because sex is too much effort
>>135511571
You might as well not even be involved then.
>>135511571
You don't love them, you just like to project.
Would you let your favourite Undertale take your soul?
>>135511654
>>135511652
You knew who I meant.
>>135511571
Anon, please have more self-respect than that
>>135511828
yes
>>135511685No, that's not it. I would be deeply involved in what's happening, watching my SO get taken, without any control, but i would just be silently jerking off next to them, or prepping the monster, or tasting the monster cum as it's coming out of my SO's ass.
Oh my, did I get a little too explicit with that? Sorry, I'm kind of horny atm.
>>135511828
After being brutally molested by them, yes.
>>135511828
No, but I would steal and lick her still-moist underdrawers
>>135511828
maybe when i die naturally, i wouldn't really need it anymore
>>135511828
Yeah. Papyrus would probably just make it make spaghetti or something.
>>135511828
Only if she tore up my entire body to get at it. Rip open my chest, dig into my innards etc.
>>135511571
>not getting good to please your husbando
baka
>>135511828
if he needed to borrow it
>>135506426http://tomis-jb.tumblr.com/post/141203179990
>>135511517
>>135511889
You've crossed the line. The line which there is no coming back from. Everything is meaningless now.
The thread won't be here the next time you search for it anon. You'll never be able to think about UT the same way again.
Let's be real for a moment
If your reaction to getting cucked would be anything other than absolute outrage you do not care enough about your relationship to deserve it
>>135512076
That sounds like something I want.
>>135511968
Wait wait wait, is it still cucking if the bull is an actual animal?
>>135511648
I'd rather have a high school play version of Undertale.
>>135512201
>implying being in an open relationship isn't a sign of trust and maturity
>>135512201
if youre outraged then that probably means you were treating your relationship as some kind of object or goal rather than a genuine love for your partner
>>135512284
The entire human race is getting cucked at that point.
>>135512201
Just let people be into what they're into. If there weren't any cucks i wouldn't get to fuck other dude's wives. It's a balance senpai
>>135512245
What else do you want? Do you want them to ram a long weapon into your torso, maybe even pin down your limbs by nailing them down?
Do you want them to take your collon and slowly pull it out, unraveling it in the process?
>>135512341
>>135512381
Anthony Burch please leave
>>135511828
>get to be cute immortal goat prince
>help him recover from his crippling self-esteem issues
what's the downside
>>135512381
? ?
>>135512381
thank you for wording this better than I could
>>135512465
what?
>>135512164
Hahahahah, he said I could be a good person.
That was right, right?
>>135512341
Until they leave you because you are worse than the other guy :^)
>>135512381
Caring about your relationship means caring for your partner, because they are part of it and it is something they profit from.
>>135511828
is comfy soul absorption just cucking by another name?
as in, a monster cucking your body with your soul?
are we all just cucks in denial?
>>135512456
I guess claws are a long weapon, yes.
>>135512293
Man, that post was deleted real fucking quickly
I guess that pedo/guy pretending to be a pedo warranted extra-vigilant moderation
>>135495123
WHAT THE FUCK
>>135512493
He fucks all the girls he actually loves while you watch and just smiles at you occasionally.
>>135512671
holy shit stop giving him (You)s
>>135512343
I got Reapertale. What the hell is that?
>>135511828
Certainly!
>>135512092
>soul
>borrow
>>135512381
>someone unironically believes this
Mental retardation at its finest, Chris-chan has a better understanding of love then you.
>>135512341
>>135512381
How can you have so little respect for yourselves?
To really love someone is to strive to be everything they need to be happy, being cucked is a failure of your own suitability for the one you love and to accept that is disgusting.
>>135512686
But if we're sharing a body then him fucking somebody is equivalent to me fucking somebody.
>>135512671
Right? I bet it's an ugly 7-year-old too.
>all this anger and pedo talk
C'mon, let's reign it in and talk about best skelebro.
>>135512603
no it doesn't. your Relationship doesn't actually exist outside of a superficial social status. it's really about just you and her. i don't know why youre justifying hypothetical rage against your partner, kinda creepy. is this a fantasy of yours?
>>135509260
I didn't say there was.
>>135511991
good man
>>135512761
Fine he can have it long term, not like i'm using it much
>>135512859
Thing is, you don't get to participate.
You aren't even really a person. You're just a receptacle.
A cup. A vessel. An observer.
Nothing important.
Did you think you had rights? You didn't.
>>135502312
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDaLLTXKKvE
Chara.I'm sorry I don't really want ot kill either one but I won't let Asriel die.
>>135512897
>you aren't supposed to care about your partner
>>135512784
hey youre the one with virgin rage
>>135512794
i never said you should just take it. but never fantasize rage against your partner. it's childish. there are better ways to handle it
>>135512881
>implying there are any 7 year olds that aren't ugly
>>135512739
The monsters are Greek-style gods, then they made a grim reaper (Sans) and then another grim reaper (Papyrus).
Chara worshipped the gods, but then was killed because other humans didn't. When Sans came to take Chara's soul he fucked up and whatever edgy magic he's made of got into Chara.
Toriel made or christened Frisk as a "replacement" for Chara, or something.
That's about what I remember, though I could be wrong.
>>135512897
>against partner
confirmed for not understanding humans. Good job.
>>135512885
How bad do you think his spaghetti was? I think everyone was just being ungrateful and it was delicious
>>135511808
That's not how it goes. My SO would have the job of telling me how good sex/cuddling feels to them with this monster, while the monster would get a sadist fulfillment of humiliating me. There's equal benefit to all parties.
>>135511809
I do, but in the physical act of cuckolding, I participate only as closely as the monster lets me, which introduces an element of domination, as well.
I love my SO in this instance, of course. But I also like the fantasy of feeling lesser, and weak.
>>135511913
Submissives often have the most self-respect in this type of relationship, because they're willing to receive heaps of insults and emotional abuse without taking it personally, where if I tried to insult the monster or my SO, in out of a sexual environment, I would get laid out.
>>13551209
I could train up , but even men with big cocks have small penis humiliation fantasies, so the logic here is still that I enjoy being humiliated.
>>135512201
The replies said a lot of good points, but I'll also argue that men who stay with their partners even after extramarital affairs are considered quite faithful and caring, even to a fault. And besides, cuckolding fetishes imply that the SO still loves the cuck, but that they simply enjoy getting sex from stronger, more dominating men more. It's a separation of sexuality and romance that tends to happen when you get older anyway.
>>135512381
Not to mention that it's racist to not be in an open relationship because you're afraid of your wife fucking a black man. Being in an open relationship is racially progressive too.
>>135511889
You can never really bring him back Anon, you know that right? Even if you erase your sins from the game, /utg/ will remember them forever.
How does that feel Anon?Smells like Regretti Spaghetti
>>135512885
I killed him.
He said I could be a better person than I really was.
Do you think that's true?I don't think so.
There's no one better than him.
Everyone I kill afterward is just lesser, isn't that true?
Maybe we'll meet again if the world ends.
>>135513004
Wouldn't Asriel be the receptacle?
Torielgetting slapped around and shoved down, before she's strangled for being such a fat waste of breath.
>>135512540But no one replied....
>>135513049
They are always kinda sticky and drool a lot.
>>135513109
>actual unironic cuckolds
Literally worse than zoophilia
>>135513004
Wouldn't be be the vessel though considering that it's my soul in his body? I don't think your analogy works here.
>>135513128
He'll forgive me.
Holy fuck this general, i just wanna drunk fishpost
>>135513128
https://soundcloud.com/crashboombanger/spagehtt
>>135513047
wow look at that strawman
>>135513078
no i'm just not indulging your virginal rage fantasies. theyre stupid
>>135513115
i don't know if it's racist, moreso sexist. like "that's muh women, i don't care what you really want, you're mine."
and lmao r9k telling me i have a bad understanding of people like they have any at all
>>135512739
>>135513061
I found the post about it again. Toriel made Frisk to teach humans mercy. They're still a human though.
>>135513109
I don't really understand cucking but I won't push this any further since I'm incredibly fucked up myself.
>>135513109
If you have to separate sexuality and romance to satisfy your SO you are not worthy of them.
>>135513004
You're an observer that also has feelings and desires that can be abused and manipulated. And the fact that you don't have rights could be a huge S&M turn-on, for some people.
>>135513109
>gets really defensive about people making fun of his shit-tier fetish
top kek
I hope your SO leaves your pathetic ass behind.
>>135513214
Hey that's my mom you're talkin about pal
>>135513091
It's kind of hard to mess up spaghetti. You just boil noodles and put tomato sauce on it. I would eat it but I'm not picky. I bet it was delicious.
>>135513257
You selling your soul kinda implies it's your body too, since you own your body.
>>135513329
I'm worried about your drinking habits
>>135513004
But that's not really true since Chara could control Asriels actions to a degree in his body and the souls rebelled against omegaflowey. They can still control themselves.
>>135513091
I think it's delicious, despite Undyne's dubious cooking lessons. People are probably just tired of eating, though.
>>135513160
Paps was the only pure and innocent Undertale in the Underground. He was too good for that world, and I hope he went in peace.
>>135513329
>select all images that have a dick
>>135513361
But it would not be okay to cheat for a man on a woman, of course
Admit it, you just secretly know that your gene needs to be removed from the pool because you are too weak to actually care for your partner.
>>135513426
Your mom is, was, and forever will be a filthy slut who is a pile of dust.
>>135513361
I'm going by how you responded. That other anon said being in a relationship means caring about your partner, you responded with "no it doesn't"
That's literally something you said.
Last call folks
http://strawpoll.me/7106256/
>>135513383
This all implies he'll pay attention to you.
>>135513364
Thank you for not shitposting. I'm just trying to educate.
>>135513371
I'm worthy enough to love them, but not to have sex with them. If you can't separate the two, then I'm afraid you're missing the point of this fetish.
>>135513386
I'm not getting defensive. I know my fetish is shitty. I'm just trying to help people understand why I enjoy it.
>>135513592
fuck you do the AU
>>135513041
>muscleanon
>manowarGood taste.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9VeFrWxqDo
>>135513592
Can't we just keep him normal mspg.
Which is sexual deviant I think but whatever.
>>135512897
>your Relationship doesn't actually exist outside of a superficial social status
So you basically are telling us that you have no idea what relationships are and never had one?
>>135513361
>that's muh women, i don't care what you really want, you're mine.
This is considered sexist
Well if that's true then the inverse should also be true, right?
>that's muh man, i don't care what you really want, you're mine.
But this isn't to you?
You are ACTUAL Tumblr trash at this point. Nice one.
>>135495123
Please PLEASE kill yourself.
>>135513571
Did you hear? She masturbated every day while wearing socks.
>>135513473
They're not the problem, i only drink like three times a week at most
I just want to cuddle with this goat after he spent all day gardening and forgot to take a shower
>>135513571
that's it, im killing everyone in this general, hope you're happy anon
>>135513536
what are you talking about? are we /pol/ now too?
>>135513582
reading comprehension fucker. caring about your relationship (as in how you look) has nothing to do with your love for your partner
>>135513061
But why Sans and Papyrus? Shouldn't it be Gaster or something?
>>135513047
>>135513078
>>135513710
Relationships are, like racism, a social construct. If you genuinely love your partner, you shouldn't need to justify it with an imaginary dumb society-approved idea.
>>135513770
Oh, alright then
>>135513613
He doesn't have to. But if he doesn't want to acknowledge me, it feels more like a BF/sexfriend kind of dynamic, rather than a cuckold/bull one.
Anon please let's go back to when the thread was slow and nice
>>135513692
I have to exploit the silliness of Edgesans to the fullest
>>135513336
The fact that he gave up in the end for a "lelsorandumb" ending ruins the entire thing. It could've been great but now it's just some guy doing a stupid voice.
>>135513652
Thanks for shedding some light on it Anon, although I personally can't really understand it. It seems to fly in the face of humanities shared biological imperative, but then again so do a lot of fetishes.
>>135513839
You might be retarded. That anon never mentioned anything about looks.
>>135513451
>It's kind of hard to mess up spaghetti.
Kek tell that to the anon who put the sauce in with the boiling noodles
>>135513652
But we know why you enjoy it.
Because you're retarded.
>>135513853
because Tumblr fucking loves Sans.
>If you really love your partner you'll let them fuck other men
Is it any wonder that women in relationships with men like these have to bring other men into it to stay interested?
>>135512343
What are Underkeep and Wondertale?
>>135513964
>Kek tell that to the anon who put the sauce in with the boiling noodles
implying this isn't the tasty way
Not bad on the image limit today, guys.
>>135513853
Most AUs don't have Gaster in them, but I think some other person added in Gaster to this one.
It's going to be Sans because Sans autism, but he is also the one to judge you.
Papyrus is like the "nice" grim reaper or something.
>>135514047
Dunno, I can try and find out.
>>135511828
Yes, life is pretty boring for me
>>135514038
And then eventually leave them.
Have you ever heard of cuckold fetishists having long relationships? There is a reason for that.
>>135514085
you're lucky the new goat images are slowing down
>>135514085
Let's do even better next thread and not post anything
>actual cuckolds
>preaching their shitty cuckoldry fetish like its something okay
Just when i thought this place cant get worse. End yourselves.
>>135514085
fug
quick
reply to this post with images
>>135512885
Who cares about Sans' forgettable brother? You should be worshiping the smartest strongest sexiest most badass skeleton instead.
>>135514047
Victorian style shit, I think.
>>135514167
You say that as if we don't get reposts of the same bunch of goat and Chara pictures every thread
>>135513938
You're welcome, anon.
>>135513992
I'm not trying to refute that. I suppose you don't care about how I elaborate, then?
>>135514038
When was this ever implied? I think all of us acknowledge that some men and women aren't okay with non-monogamous relationships, and some are. Whether the partner is still "interested" is irrelevant.
>>135514194
The awful thing is, this isn't the first time they tried.
>>135514249
I personally try to post fresher goat
>>135514076
papyrus i told you to stay off the internet. its not safe here
>>135514047
Wondertale is just Alice in Wonderland inspired I think. Sans is like a cheshire cat.
We might get to the post limit before the image limit for once...
Welp, time to spam the worship
>>135514047
Underkeep is fancy shit I think
I don't think it has a story, I've only ever seen art posts.
>>135514047
Wondertale is Alice in Wonderland or something.
>>135514279
Actually, humans evolved to be monogamous. If you are not interested in it it means your sex-drive and emotional state are unhealthy. Sorry.
>>135513690You too battle brother.
>>135513928
He's probably objectively the best person who does undertale voices.
http://crashboombanger.tumblr.com/post/141163796427
>>135514342
Asriel would be a shitty god.
>>135514279
If you keep down this path of thinking you aren't good enough for them in every way, eventually your SO will find somebody who is, and then it's over for you two.
>>135514378
I want to put Papyrus in all the pretty dresses.
>>135514342
Why is he so hot
Let's make 751/251 again we've done it once
>>135514240
>>135514378
These are nice. I like Frisk in dresses, and the style is good.
>>135514342
equal partners > lesser master and slave
>>135513872
yea blogpost:i struggled to catch up to an online friend in the division, then found out they went ahead after i told them that and finished the last few story missions while i was sleeping even though they had tons of side shit to still do. i figured they did it to spite me so thats why i got alcohol so i can play through them and reach 30 on my own/with randoms
>>135514249
It's why I sort my pictures by date, so I do not to repost old shit.
>>135514575
I like Frisk in dresses too.Boy Frisk
>>135514194
I'm not trying to pretend that it's okay. Arguably, no fetish other than missionary-position intercourse for the sole purpose of procreation is "okay". I'm just trying to explain why I have a shitty fetish. You're free to tell me it's shitty all you like.
>>135514447
As a survival tactic, yes. I think as intelligent beings, however, we can have healthy variations on relationship dynamics.
>>135514521
The point of the relationship and the fulfillment of my fetish is that they enjoy some aspect of it too. If they don't like it, then I would expect them to find someone else that meets their emotional needs and desires better.
>>135514702
Who is the cool guy?
>See that one flowey artist's stuff on my dashnice
>>135514584
I have to side with Asrielfags for once.
>>135514628
This anon gets it.
>>135514540
People have said it's because he's drawn with female proportions, but I think those are the people that like Asrielle, and she does nothing for me.
So I don't know either, I'll tell you when I figure it out
>>135514462is that really you musclefag?
>>135514696Don't you get my motor going.
>>135514586
I'm worried about your reasons for drinking
also they probably didn't do it to spite you, that'd be awfully petty
>>135514696
don't put boys in dresses please, they're awkward and uncomfortable
>>135514747News flash: humans aren't actually intelligent beings. We just like to pretend we are.
>733/234
QUICK POSTIMAGES
>>135514814
whoops my hand slipped
>>135514763
That one flowey artist, huh?
>>135514832
That's why i said the problem isn't my drinking it's me lol
also
>732 posts
>233 images
Nice
>>135514540
He's emotionally troubled and tragic. Looks cute and seems to have a fairly feminine voice with the text bleeps he does. His fashion style is completely gay too.
What is the font used for the game? Something custom?
>>135514797
I think it's something about his face. I think a part where many fall in love with him is when he shakes his head. But for the life of me I can't say exactly why.
>>135514905
We are all creatures of habit and instinct, but humans learned to be more than that. I'm sorry that you don't think so.
>>135515046
Oh shit nigger, I didn't even know he had a tumblr.
>>135514959
>>135514963
YOU FUCKED IT
REALSNACKINGHOURS WHO DA FUCC UP
>>135515046
delete this!! I'm anon
>>135514747
HA!
You have no self-worth and a lack of understanding how humans work! You sure sounds like a sad pile of garbage. Don't worry, some day you'll understand the full implication of your way of thinking.
>>135514194
>/r9k/ pretending they'd get all enraged and alpha if they were ever cucked
>imblying they wouldn't take it harder then anyone else
>imblying indulging your rage fantasies against women for hypothetical wrongdoing isn't 100% indicative of virgin butthurt and a fundamental misunderstanding of love and respect for your partner
>getting all confused at me for telling you to stop treating relationships like a social status because that misunderstanding is exactly where this hypothetical cuckrage comes from
>spouts non-existent strawman at me just to avoid introspection. typical r9k
i don't know about the actual fetish though
>>135514901
How do you know? Have you ever worn one?
>>135515071
>What is the font used for the game? Something custom?
The closest thing to it is 8-bit operator, but a fan has made a font called "Determination" that's closer to what the game actually displays
https://www.behance.net/gallery/31268855/Determination-Better-Undertale-Font
>I think it's something about his face
Now that I think about it, that might be true. I absolutely love his face, especially his eyes
>>135514575
>>135515135
oopsie
>>135515127
Initiate great snacks!
>>135515154
Maybe I will. In any case, I hope you enjoy your monogamous relationships, anon. I'm sure that they'll feel quite fulfilling for you.
>>135514447
what kind of survival advantage does monogamy provide?
>>135515081They aren't more than that, they are still creaturs of instinctThey just developed a self-reflective ability that gives them the illusion that they aren't.
>>135515046
Beautiful. So many floweys I haven't seen before.
Friendly reminder that there are actual pedophiles in this thread RIGHT NOW.
>>135515220yes i have, multiple tbqh
>>135515163
Look at this cuck, look at this cuck and laugh.
>>135515501
Oh, in that case I believe you.
>>135515293
you are a good person
Someone please make a new thread this is insanity! I can't handle post limit before image limit!
>>135515081
We've definitely learned a lot about ourselves. It doesn't seem to have changed our behavior very much though. Most of what we do is just what we've always been doing, but on a larger scale.
Hell, Pompei had shitposting just in graffiti form instead of on the internet. We've had NSFC (not safe for cave) ever since we learned how to make pictures.
Our ability to store information has allowed our species to produce technology at an incredibly rapid pace, however we haven't matured very much in that short time.
>>135514901
I thought they would be comfortable. Trousers certainly feel restrictive to me sometimes.
I heard once this boy who complained that the heat of the day made classes distracting for him and how it was unfair that boys had to wear uniform trousers but girls were allowed to wear skirts. They ended up letting him war skirts.
>>135513906
This feels entirely like cuckolding to me, anon
>>135515550
for you
>>135515513
you messed up bad son
>>135515272
Thank you, then!
>>135515293
It'll be there forever, regardless of deletion.
>>135515594
Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
>>135515523
ive never been cheated on because i respect my partner enough to satisfy her. i doubt indulging hypothetical rage fantasies would've helped me with anything and it clearly isn't getting r9k anywhere
>>135515324
Mostly has to do with infanticide.
>>135515324
I believe it helps with the upbringing of the children, but I'm not a sociologist or psychologist.
>>135515334
Did you ever play SOMA? They use this philosophy to quite an interesting narrative in that game!
>>135515631
Well, it can feel like cheating, at the end of the day, but that's why communication between all parties is important.
>>135515594
History repeats itself, to be sure.
>>135515616
I meant more emotionally uncomfortable lol but thats sweet that they let him do that
>>135515769
http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm
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>>135515898
i think child upbringing could be handled communally but im not a sociologist either
>>135515069
All I get is that girls are gay af
>>135516017
>Defecator, may everything turn out okay so that you can leave this place
>>135515769
Oh hey, I forgot that /utg/ posted in ancient Rome.
>>135516156
>IX.8.3 (House of the Centenary; in the latrine near the front door); 5243: “Secundus defecated here” three time on one wall.
>>135516156
literal shitposting.
>>135516379
I wonder if Rome had an equivalent of D E S I G N A T E D
>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1904: O walls, you have held up so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed that you have not already collapsed in ruin.
I still kinda want that to be a banner.
>>135516017
Thanks for posting this.
>>135516576
It's funny until you remember that everyone who wrote these shitposts was cooked alive by the heat wave from Vesuvius
>>135516490
>I'm surprised you haven't died from all this shitposting
>>135516821
I heard that most of them left. Can't be bother to verify that.
>>135516821
Unless they moved out of town or died before the eruption.
>>135516875
>>135516896
Yes, except for the people that left
They died some decades later
>>135516821
>Tfw all of our shitposts will be lost to time.
>The next global civilization will never read our shitposts and fetishposts and say "hey, they were like us in a lot of ways".
When our civilization inevitably collapses under the weight of its own complexity and corruption, the first things to start going will be digital media.
>>135517524
That is something I worry about. These times will be like another dark age (in the original meaning).
Especially 4chan is made in a way that it is only temporary.
>>135516017
>Gaius Pumidius Dipilus was here on October 3rd 78 BC.
>78 BC
How did he know it was 78 years before Christ?
>>135518227
The guy that translated it probably converted it to the proper date in the Gregorian calendar
>>135518427
I don't like that. He should have put the original in and a modern date next to it.
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