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First for memes will rise again
>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win
>>135914683
fuc koff
can someone link me to hype announcer soundboard
toggle time LG
>>135915739
LG not even playing tho
>>135915778
they're but its not in lounge
>betting against god p1mple
smdh
>n0thing flashed himself with his own pop flash
What the fuck is going on
>>135916331
weed
WHERE IS SEAN?
>HE BET ON KEK9
why don't cloud9 have any rounds???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AJrc2lgoc8
Daily reminder
SEAN THE ADDY
*smacks lips*
YO CHINK WERE DID YOU PUT THAT FUCKING ADDY
ready for stewie pushing smoke fa-m
is freak on the way out of c9 once the contract expires?
Is this where Cloud9 microtoggles?
>Cloud 9 destroys Optic
>Cloud 9 destroys Selfless
>Cloud 9 is currently 0-8 against Liquid, who almost got bodied by CLG
>>135917019
Who would they replace him with?
>the highest paid team in north america
>teammate has enemy distracted
>decide to go for knife
>enemy turns around and hoses me down the second I pull out my knife
FUCK THIS SHITTY GAME
>>135917019
Considering he doesn't perform well and just ate some shit PR for the team, it would be the best move for them
>>135917121
literally anybody
>>135917092
Optic is a mix team of rejects
Selfless was originally a premier team, even with koosta
CLG is no longer relevant after TS/LG entered the scene.
>>135917121
if they want some cheap players they could get someone from renegades
freak finally got his addy but it's not enough
>>135917121
any LEM in MM
"""""""""casters curse""""""""""
FREAK IS MAD
>fREAKAZOiD: I miss when NA was for NA players
damn...
lmao looks like freak needs another seminar
What did he mean by this?
Stewie3k
where's all the addy freak edits? come on
>>135917573
he tryna be a bully
KOOSTA
>>135917540
>>135917573
Is cloud9 in full tilt?
>>135917573
the addy making him hallucinate
>>135917772
no one has made new ones
>ska
>hiko
>tarik
>s1mple
>shroud
>sgares coach
literal godtier na team that would actually be able to compete internationally
>>135918056
>tarik
>hiko
what
my name is Stewie I like to choke I could help my team but I died in the smoke
tfw the dream dies
rip 16-0
Cloud9 toggling those cheats
>it's a 12-3 episode
>>135918056
Tarik is garbage and ska has been playing like shit for a while.
Use nitro and JDM instead.
>>135918189
best entry fragger and second best rifler behind s1mple in na
>stewie5k
>there's a legit team that wants this kid
lmao NA cs
SEEEAAAAAAN
triple ot game inc
>3-12
>>135918505
>inc
what does that mean?
>freak does the same exact push at least 5 rounds in a row
>he still gets kills from it
kind of fucken server is this?
>>135918616
incest
FREAAAAAAAAK
Looks like cloud9 finally toggled
>>135917573
Obviously the server took a while to boot up their microhacks
>>135918651
>triple ot game of incest
hot
NO
BULLIES
ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLOWED
thanks sean
when the addy kicks in
haha tricked you guys, I actually wrote a comeback script for this map xD
>>135918872
>>135918938
this 12-3 comeback script is so fucking stale
need more freakazoids for my freak folder
>>135919084
Maybe dust is just a fucked map
Don't let this happen Liquid
dust mouret is the worst fucking caster currently
dont let p1mple win fuck
why is this guy reddit as fuck
Freak always dying first
>>135919456
He's the entry fragger retard. It's literally his job to get traded.
>>135919535
why would you have a player who's job it is to die?
>>135919649
get info and open up the map
GO BACK TO FUCKEN REDDIT
>>135919535
no an entry fragger's job is to get kills and then get traded but all freak is doing is dying as soon as the round starts
does c9 have the magic
is c9 the new nip
n0thing has the most obvious aimlock I've ever seen
freak will win this for us
>>135919752
was getting killed part of your plan?
simple chokes in the important games
stewie is so mean bros
>>135919854
whats it like being silver
>>135919775
He's top fragging and is at 17-18 on the second half of a map they've been losing on. He's literally doing exactly what he's supposed to be doing.
>>135919963
I'm SMFC
>>135919854
yep he's just nano toggling.
this game has become all about the AWP. it revolves entirely around whoever gets the awp pick early in the round/who has the better awper.
>>135920219
i guess that's why nv is winning everything
LOL
this comeback script is old
>Shroud just hanging out near spawn when a bomb plant and retake was going on
>>135920374
it's literally impossible for pro cs go to be scripted, otherwise the government would step in.
this is so fucking terrible
What maps do you queue for?
>>135920510
it's literally impossible for pro wrestling to be scripted
Why did I bet on this game
>n0thing cant even spray one guy mid round behind 2 guys
>gets all these """"""""clutches"""""
gotards?
>>135920510
script writer here, we provide generous bribes to prevent that
>>135919963
do you feel stupid now
>>135920575
overpass, cache, cobble, inferno
>>135920575
Every single de_ map because I'm not a fucking noob
>>135920575
cs_backalley
>>135920638
only whiffs when he lets go of his mouse to hit the bong
>>135920575
Inferno and Nuke.
I sometimes play Cache and Overpass aswell, but only with 5 mans, because I feel communication is very important on Overpass and I can't play Cache too well yet (strat-wise)
>>135920583
that's completely different, this is portrayed as a sport.
>>135920575
Dust 2
>>135920575
All of them besides dust2. Still means a shit ton of Mirage and Cache though
NORTH AMERICAN COUNTER-STRIKE
>>135920575
Cache, Mirage, Overpass, Train, Inferno.
I don't like Cobblestone and adding Dust2 means like half my games would be on it
>>135920841
>>135920850
Always hated Dust 2 and Mirage, not for their layouts but because I hate the colours of those maps and I feel like my eyes are unable to differentiate between Puke Brown and Shit Brown.
COMBEK
>elige top fragging
that's when you know you fucked up
the addy is strong in this one
This is hard to watch t b h, worse CT side than a MM solo queue would have.
>server doesn't even have the right time between rounds
nice tournament gotards
is skadoodle serious with this bunnyhop?
lmao
skabooble
I'M SO TIRED OF THIS LIQUID OT MEME
>ska has a smoke for door
>bunnyhops across instead
ska had a smoke?
>>135921352
It isnt a nice tournament, it is shit.
Ah, they must have decided on the overtime script at the half. Kudos to the writer for match.
>>135920575
vertigo
>>135920575
>all operation maps
>mirage
>overpass
thats it
>>135921472
I wish he had been banned when he should've been.
>>135921472
>>135921473
ska is basically autistic
even his awp hasnt been that sick lately
>>135921472
ska should have been banned anyways
:^)
hiko
god dammit stewie
>>135921823
nah, i can say for sure he was the only one that was manipulated into it
>>135921924
ska stop posting you're supposed to be playing a match
>freak goes to a bullying seminar
>becomes the best fragger on c9
wot
>tfw the inferno remake could be objectively the best map in the game but you just know Valve will fuck it up
>not buying a mag 7
>>135922207
learned how to bully more effectively
holy faack stewie literally spaz what beta cuck
>>135922208
will probably get fps drops everywhere like outside newke
>>135921924
and swag wasn't?
>le triple OT script
fuck this meme
>>135922450
please, he was a 17 year old white kid who listens to a lot of coon tunes and even has that nigger ass name "swag"
he knew what he was doing. he wanted to be a tough guy
>tfw eu cucks are asleep
>tfw its a comfy na and friends thread
>>135922601
im eu though
>Bet on this match
>Literally having micro heart attacks
>imgur in op
>pastebin
Can you not be a fag?
>>135922601
Im eu and awake, literally lmaoing at na cs, u cuck
where does p1mple live in NA
liquid house? with lol team?
>>135922830
in your moms house
>>135922830
Ye, i think.
>>135922725
tell me about it dude. if Liquid loses I'm FUCKED
>>135922208
>take inferno
>completely destroy the aesthetic for an ultra colorful palette
>add retarded lanes and walls nobody asked for
>ruin old lines of sight
>add a million props
>make the map worse than it was before
>dont even test it so there's glitches everywhere.
>release it for professional play
>>135922725
why does c9 always do this to me
>>135922952
how the fuck are you going to afford to eat and pay rent now
>these casters
If they're gonna have them cast from home they could at least get some decent casters
>>135922953
>add it to a major randomizer pool the week of a major
>>135922979
>>135922952
Pretty sure I'm going to quit betting after this game, I can't handle the stress. I just want to go back to watching games for fun
>>135922601
EU here laughing at NA
get fucked :^)
Is there any way to mod the AK sound so its not completely awful clipping ear abusing trash?
>>135923141
Volume setting
>>135923082
>bet low
>win
>bet high
>lose
every fucking time im either cursed or csgl is in on this
>>135923067
>replace a good map for it
>start working on ruining the next map
>>135923060
i dont fucking know dude! gonna have to take out another loan and hope i get lucky during the major
>>135923260
>Bet small
>Make a small profit
>Feel confident
>Throw a large bet
>Lose it all
Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer
>>135923210
Nah its the actual mixing of the AK sound itself.
Fucking awful at anything above mute.
>>135923574
turn this on. keep it on.
>s1mple going for a knife
One of these days it's going to cost them a match
Freak saving that valuable p250
>>135924043
>electing literally hitler
stupid ameridumbs
at least we accept others into our country because we are real humans with empathy and compassion
>>135924043
Im not from that part of eu
>>135914392
>http://i.imgur.com/MzOsYKZ.png
>doing pickem
>vp vs g2
what did you pick senpaitachi
>>135924216
>an ACTUAL cuck is posting in this thread RIGHT NOW
I'm shocked.
>>135924629
G2
VP winning would be 100% luck
i can't anything good to fap to
>>135924629
Good goy
>>135924795
here you go famm
>>135924795
same. someone post some traps pls
>>135925027
My boner just disintegrated
>>135924795
>>135925027
why doesn't she cut her hair?
>>135925170
We grimesposting?
what the fuck was that groaning sound?
Timeout for Cloud9's second round of Addy
>>135925274
no
#addyup
whats with esea and other things like faceit why not just play mm?
>>135925437
Better anti-cheats
>>135925437
the main reason is that it's not 128 tick
>>135925437
p. sure most people just do it for 128 tick.
>>135925389
had to restart the game to inject the aimbots
>>135925437
ESEA has 128 tick and better anti cheat though it's also a botnet
faceit has worse servers and the same amount of cheaters but at least you can pretend it's better than MM
why is it whenever i leave i come back to everyone happy to be using a harvey nigger thread?
Are Boostpass 2014 souvenirs worth anything? Just grabbed this for 66 cents (FT).
>>135925530
>>135925543
>>135925552
does it really make that much of a difference though?
>>135925615
t. NA shitter
>>135925437
>>135925615
Popflash where we at???still waiting on AU servers
>>135925768
wrong
>>135925623
because you're literally the only super autist that cares enough
Shitty2k lmao
>C9 hates s1mple enough to get good to beat him
glad I bet on liquid just got the script from my buddy and the freak and simple drama was staged to set up this match simple will get revenge against the mean american bully
>>135925724
ESEA's anti-cheat is allegedly really good, because their client is essentially an anti-cheat with matchmaking thrown in. The software is super invasive though.
128 tick does make a difference, that will be more or less noticeable depending on how much you've played and how good you are. Hit up a community server with 128 tick and you should notice it.
C9 is all addied up now
>>135925724
it does for me. at least my tapping style is less shit on 128 tick compared to 64. also spraying seems to be better as well as prefires
>>135923394
I need to fucking frame that quote and put it on my wall. One of my favorite quotes from that game
genius of csgo?
I'd be more ok with scripting games if they didn't make it so obvious
does LG even play in ESEA
these guys are blatant af
This game can't be legit, it has to be scripted, I mean no one is that bad.
>>135926863
pretty sure most pros switched to FPL
wtf what that noise?
>>135926945
Why is that
What is with these occasional groaning sounds? Is Freak finally turning into an addy demon or some shit?
>>135927029
fpl offers a monthly cash prize of like 10k usd split between the top 3 players and another 5k on the next 12 players iirc
then all the pros play faceit which is a shame because faceit servers fucking blow compared to cevo
>>135927029
so they can further insulate themselves from the up and coming talent that's threatening to put them out of jobs
>>135927029
better competition and they win money
>>135927029
worse anticheat
>>135927029
toggle
>>135924216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVOSHnksqAQ
>>135927586
fucking britcucks man
What is this song that's playing on the stream?
>>135927586
>britcucks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMZe5hXodQg
>>135927842
Adele - Hello
>>135927853
>hooliganism is an offense you can be charged with
top cuck
i wonder what the sentence for monkey shines is
>>135927659
>>135927586
>>135927853
>>135927586
>>135927853
>import a bunch of muzzies
>they take over parts your land
>i-it's still our country!!!!
>please be gentle!
>scared of fucking knives
brits are such a joke
post songs you to while you microhack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iepz4gFLyNo
kind of fucken script is this?
kind of fucken hiko is this?
kind of fuckin meme is this?
>liquid is top 1 na
>tec9
kind of fucken balance is this?
>it's a 3-12 episode
This is unwatchable, they are just too bad.
>>135929520
>>135929683
>>135929232
who care...
>not realizing liquid has been playing all day and usually this would be a 50-50 matchup
mistakes were made
Is this this Team Liquid or silvers?
https://twitter.com/Liquid_s1mple/status/711784150911492099
rip
>>135930019
staying up 40hrs before a day of matches probably isnt the smartest thing eh you fucking vodkanigger
lol
https://twitter.com/Liquid_s1mple/status/711784150911492099
>>135930231
>>135930019
haha NA CS am I right
nigga need some addy
>>135930019
>>135930231
>Implying he didn't bet skins against himself
Did you see his inventory?
>>135930617
I only know that he gets shit from his viewers 24/7
Eco Cobra Hisssss
STEWIE3K
tfw our guys are losing
aye so what happened w/ c9? typical embarrassing performance from weed?
Well, I'm done betting. I threw the last of my junk spare skins at Liquid. At least my inventory is clean looking now
>>135930209
did you see the schedule liquid had today?
>>135931203
Thanks for the skins. :)))
>>135931187
about to win
