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>Previously on /xivg/:
>>135738678
xth for I'll always remember.
someone please be my lala girlfriend in game and irl
>These people are allowed to become mentors
Avatarfag?
I want to marry an elezen~!
It's cute lizard posting hour k go
Lonely au ra looking for...
Oh..
Forget it...
hellohello
>>135767537
which blue lizard are we talkin here?
>>135767767
i'm more of a dog kinda guy
>>135768671
I made an Elezen character to see how they were in play before I popped a fantasia, but the lankiness irked me so much. I just can't get one that looks as good as the NPCs, even the ones that use standard features.
xth for lalabutts, thighs and tummies.
Remember to help a friend out.
Dungeons, content, crafting, furnishings or just a friendly greeting.
I just wanted to say I'm a straight male who plays a male Miqo'te and it's really hard for me because, playing on Balmung, I keep getting approached by other male Miqo'te.
how do i tame the bussy
>>135768958
Go away you god damn disgusting faggot.
>>135768798
I'll never understand this gimmick.
>>135768792
Hello!
>>135768798
You're not online...
>>135768958
Stop fucking posting Jaiba
Stop making OPs
Degenerate
Post Elk penis.
>>135768662
>using tomahawk to tank swap
>>135768798
I'm still waiting for that cream pie...
>>135768828
this one.tfw you will never EB your big sis
>>135768662
>what's a buff
>stop being jealous
Hah. There's the weirdest people you encounter in DF sometimes I swear to god.
>>135769017
>tfw never got approached by male cats a single time while playing male cat on balmung
wtf
>>135769169
Yes, also it's very comfy.
>>135769084
>>135769158
No! You go away!
>>135769332
Maybe because I'm cute and you're not
>occassinally want to post my character because I'm proud about how my glamour turned out or other shit
>instantly get lumped together with avatarfags
Fugg.
>>135768792
Do I qualify?
>>135769302
can do but i don't play the game much right now
>>135769449
I'm cute.........;_;
>>135768958
Why are you not online RIGHT NOW?
>>135769293
Not them but I'd give you an extra large cream pie
do people still like roes?
hey guys Kirito tia here. Should I resub? Not sure if 3.2 is worth it and I didnt really like gordias because healers couldnt keep me alive while tanking without grit since it was such a dps check
>>135769567
If you were, you would be getting the whispers instead
>>135769520
Here's an example of how I do it:
Rate my glamour, /xivg/!Then again I don't know if I qualify for avatarfagging, yet.
>Add-on support delayed further to make way for Xbox One port
>>135769098
There's nothing to understand...
>>135769152
Sorry...
>>135769293
I'm not a baker... Not since the accident....
>>135769674
Can you bake? Awena is a level 50+ cook. I don't trust non chefs for cream pies...
>>135769545I don't even know what your name is, I just like your pics and you gave advice when I fanta'd into a blue lizard
I wanna change my hair again, but I'm so indecisive...would blue or black look good?>>135769525
Cute!
>>135769015
Lewd, but cute!
>>135769705
Yes!
What a smug fuck
baka he got us good
>>135769751
Post your cat...
>>135769520
Do not follow this advice>>135769520
you will just look like a fake shit avatarfag which is worse than just looking like an avatarfag
>>135769754
No no if you want many (You) thats how you do it:
CAT HOUR , POST CATS *rings the bell*
>>135769798
>>135769754
Should dye your chest to match the skirt and boots.
>>135769567
why haven't you had a BF yet
>>135770027
No, I'm sorry, I don't want you to feel inferior
>>135769520
I post my character occasionally and no one ever raises a fuss about it. I don't think anyone would mind if you asked them to rate your glamour once in a rare while.
>tfw sub is running out
>still haven't found any gilbuyers on Balmung to trade me a timecard for gil
Anyone here willing? I still wanna play this game ;_;
>>135770054
O-oh... okay. :3
>>135770057
Nah, I like it this way.I couldn't anyways, cause I don't have the dyable chest.
help i can't hold all this eso and don't care about gearing another job
>>135770045
Cats ?! What about out of bounds cats!
>>135769705
Yes
>>135767692
i actually have no idea who you are since the only other person who wanted to eb came forward
>>135768319
s-sorry
>>135768553
mumu mailed me a ring but i had to send it back
>>135769705
Yep!
>>135770001
>get captured
>convenient hole to escape right in the back
You'd think they would have boarded that up or something.
>>135770072
I dunno.
>>135770128
So cruel.
>>135769781
There will not be add-on support until the PS3 support gets dropped. There has been several posts from the developer team saying that they have difficulties managing the UI because the memory limitations they have, probably to keep the game compatible with the PS3. Any addon support would break this.
>but muh ACT overlays.
Not the same, SE is planning to add addon support to all the available platforms, that means it will be a pain to develop a cross-system addon support... please look forward to it, I guess.
>>135769615I can't, I should be studying
>>135769332
>Hah. There's the weirdest people you encounter in DF sometimes I swear to god.
You do realize they're not being serious and they're just griefing, right?
Oh. Nevermind. Every avatarfag is autistic.
Why wont he play with me anymore?
>>135770273
how much you paying?
>>135770396
>mumu mailed me a ring but i had to send it back
>tfw mumu lied to you again
>>135770418
I am a cruel master.A heterosexual cruel Miqo'te master.
>>135770476
Your post makes you sound more autistic than me buddy.
>>135770396
>the only other person who wanted to eb came forward
Who was it? Better yet,why didn't you do it?
A real shame SE is making all these "balance attempts" in PvP when no one is going to be playing the game mode in 2 months in and ques are 15 minutes plus.
Whoever's at the top has some severe disillusions about how big their PvP community is and how much effort it takes to maintain and create a decent matchmaking, reward and bracketing system. On the bright side though they'll focus back on frontlines afterwards.
Hi friends,
I've been playing this game nearly a year and a half now and I've never bothered with ventures. I'm thinking now would be a good time to start getting some free dosh, though.
How should I level them to maximize dosh potential? I've heard shards are always in good demand, so I'd have to get my DOLs to 60 to start there. What about DOW/DOH?Should I buy 2 extra retainers? I've only ever had two
>>135770505
who cares mumu is not a lalafell anymore , he might as well be gone
>>135770605
Not really.
People with autism have trouble discerning people's emotions and intentions.
Oh. You're using "internet autism" like the autist you are.
Stop trying to fit in with your internet community, retard.
>>135770484
Because he has better friends than you now.
>>135770396Is there a reason you sent it back? I wouldn't want to ask just to be rejected.
>>135770639
the coward (or cowards? there might be more than one) and mumu. if there's anybody else i'm not aware of it.
>people still take eb seriously
>grown men of all people
lmao reconsider your lives
>>135770493
$10/1m so $30 for a time card.
>>135770703
i do because he said he was going to eb me...
>>135770819
he can't EB anyone because he's EB'd to Elk
>>135770650
I really wish they hadn't added flying so the Grand Company barding wasn't ruined.
I'm so fucking mad at how bad it looks now.
>>135770785
i had only talked to him a couple times before that so it felt kind of sudden, i felt bad returning it tho
>>135770902
no hes not
>>135770421
[Spoiler]I'd like for you to add an FC to the pastebin. Ingame seemed the best way to contact you since you are not in the Discord[/spoiler]
>>135770950
thenyou'd probably do the same for me, since we dont talk too much. and yes this is the coward
I miss Marsy
>>135768662
>looking to join diadem static
>>135771016
Why would you even try to spoiler that?
I'm going to EB Noriko!
>>135770774
Why can't I be one of his friends?
>>135769939
Saeha Mugen
>>135771006
kills me everytime i see a cat in this stupid game, youre making a toon, not a goddamn ice cream
Just gonna leave this here:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iE080tDGuk
>search kirito tia on lodestone
>37 results
>34 are catboys
>nearly ranked up to silver
>consistent losses over the dumbest of fucking things like the DPS taking the defense buff when you're holding a 9stack and the AST who isn't even being attacked only using aspected benefect have dropped me to 400points required again
(wake me up)
>>135770950
good call
Mumu is a fucking creep. Those are the kinds of dudes who want real life relationships Naka. Keep away.
>>135770750
Nothing I said in my post ever implied anything like me not thinking he was doing what he was doing on purpose, I just said people on DF are fucking weird sometimes. Not sure why you are getting so upset over literally nothing. You must be a fun person to be around.
>>135771195
>toon
FUCKING TRIGGERED
EEEEEEEEEE
>>135770802
3m for a time card rather
>>135771010
what? I thought they had the longest standing EB to date from xivg
>>135771210
I should hope most of them are catboys if they're using Tia.
>>135771108
>>135771197
miqo tay
>>135769754
>>135770292
This c@ is cute. I want to lick it until it becomes pale.
So wheres vjera? I'd like to start seeing actual good posting
>>135770905
I wouldn't say I'm mad, but I'm pretty disappointed with some of the decision making that's taken place over the past few months.
RNG Rock was garbage, they didn't bother upping Secure or Slaughter to 60 brackets, PvP glamour (besides for monks dope set) was pretty boring, visually uninspired among other things. They have a community to be able to do battleground esq PvP but outside of that you lose a lot of the people who help with que times.
(Hope your GC is Mael famerino)
whos is mumu
>having fun playing war
>get to 30
>have to level paladin and monk aswell for cross classes
;.;
>>135771070
i still don't have a clue who you might be but the only way to improve your chances is by making an effort to talk to me more...
>>135771197
this isn't cute at all
>>135771190
Tell Marsy he should come back
>>135770484
have you tried asking
>>135771423
Monk is fun but the crossclass skills are pretty whatever.
Paladin... good luck.
>>135771483
where are you getting these from
>>135771451
It's not meant to be cute.
>tfw your eb didn't even last one month
i killed a elephant and now they're going to make me a warrior
>>135770667
How should I level them to maximize dosh potential?
If you are only getting two, get one as Disciples of War/Magic and the other as Disciples of Land. Currently there are few benefits of getting a DoW/M retainer, but in recent developer posts they said they will prove that in the next patch.
>Should I buy 2 extra retainers?
Only buy retainers if you need the space, and even then you can probably trash some stuff.
>>135771016
The pastebin can be updated by you, hun. Make a copy of it and add your FC, then post the new pastebin here so someone else can put it on the OP, or just make a new OP with the new pastebin (make sure there is a Lala in the OP for maximun cuteness).
>>135771590
my EB was an ugly lying tranny
consider yourself lucky
>>135771527
i don't talk to him at all anymore
If I already have the spriggan cap is there anything important to get from this easter thing?
>>135771369
And how exactly would you pronounce it?
>>135771016
Nopoopoo~
Give us a fun new inclusive FC~
>>135771313
mumu started slutting so elk divorced him
>>135771761
My quote.
>>135771441
or how about you stop leading on lonely internet virgins. you know you dont really want to eb them
Did NEET disband? I'm not in it anymore wtf
I'm a lizard on a rock.
:3
>>135771736
Why?
What happened?
>>135771753
The song and outdoor furnishing are the 2 event exclusive items.
>>135771845
NEET Egghyur Hugbox Manifesto
All male NEET members will assemble to pay platonic homage to Egghyur at 9 AM UTC. Attendance is mandatory. This means you Brahms. Distract Pashua with a donut if you have to.
All NEET members will be required to reblog My's Tumblr posts once a day. If you do not have a Tumblr account one will be appointed to you.
All tithes must be sent directly to Spuki Bugi. Funding goes directly to Spuki's gender reassignment surgery.
Please see Pashua for Suicide Watch shifts.
Heki will be in charge of Orbiting Lessons Monday through Friday at noon for two hours.
After which all members will see Granola for Egghyur Trigger Awareness class. Vigilance is key.
Failure to comply with any of the above will result in a two-week probation period, after which you may be removed.
>>135771790
who is mumu
is that the cute light gray c@?
>tfw never eb and will never be
>>135771885
Do you really have to ask?
You're talking about Shyv here.
>>135771630
thats a fucking buffalo
>>135771927
I haven't played in like half a year. What are these song things?
>>135770902
>>135771010
>>135771313
>>135771790
>tfw you want to think this is just satirical shitposting but know it sadly isnt
>>135772000
It's a fuckin corpse, alright mate?
>>135771845
Spuki removed fucking everybody to make it a safe space for Egghyur so she wouldn't punch a pillow.
>ywn find the perfect eb
You'll never know how my hell burns.
:3
>>135771376
somethingsomething racism
Also you look like a suncat, go away.
>>135772052
orhestrion, new furniture that plays song scrolls.
What is Ange Vie to Mumu ?
>>135771790
that seems an awfully silly reason to divorce someone over since elk is a bug slut too
>>135771818
Actually, it's Mi Ko Te which would be exactly as I pronounced it. That said I mispronounced roegadyn so I'm re-recording it.
>>135771871
but are you a lizard wearing socks
>>135772121
Did he really kick people out just so Egghyur could be in it?
Really?
>>135771736
because he found a bf? lmao
Who is the cutest catboy anyway?
>>135772141
Oh, so totally unimportant.
>>135772345Ika
>>135772326
No, and you're a fucking retard for believing it
Hope you were one of the people kicked, the average IQ probably went up
>>135772315
WHO'S THIS HIGHLANDER
>asperger nazis now know what its like to be a refugee4Head
>>135772289
>bug slut
hue
I've run A7 almost 35 times now. I haven't gotten my drop in those 35 times.
Help me.
I'm going to cap from Alex normal alone.
>>135771885
idk we just don't
outside of ffxiv we never really did anything
>>135771991
???
i'm not even a snake wtf
>>135772329
no
>>135772382
I'm not in Balmung anymore.
>>135771931
yeah that's him, wears the allagan set I believe
>>135772418
Tom Petty song confirmed for being the anthem of Noponpon fc
>>135772090
what are you expecting from a ban evading mall cop who posts porn from work all day?
>>135771826
i've been pretty upfront that i don't want some actual relationship thing and would just eb a good friend for fun or eb someone else who just wanted the items and emote
>>135772289
no im really not
>>135772435
not with the bugs again omg
>>135772387
why do you want to know who I am?
>>135770401
The hole is new, back in the day you had to wait in that place until you got an Ifrit queue, but they changed it after DPS players would be stuck there for 2+ hours.
>>135770792
i take it very seriously and turn down any proposal that doesn't come off as genuine
>>135772606
You're cute! CUTE!do you like catboys
>>135772326
yes it's true, this >>135772382 >>135772418 is NEET damage control.
>>135771769
I'm still not sure what to make of your posts
>>135771845
NEET's back to being a private Friend FC.
They kicked everyone not to their liking.
If you are looking for something akin to what NEET was for the last 2 months, aka a pretty much completely open vg fc, that's what I am trying to make atm.
>>135772639
That's not true at all.
That hole was there since 2.0.
>>135772696
I like cute things.
>>135772723
lmao
>>135772730
Noponpon , notice that the imposter names you Nopoopoo making fun of you while i'm fully supportive
Can someone post that drawing of a ripped as fuck moogle
>>135772730
>Friends only FC
>Yuchu who only is playing for 2 months is in it
I'm a lizard with a gun.
:3
>>135772594
you slut around everyday though, I have the logs to prove it
Do you guys have any plans for the weekend? I'm knuckling down on dork knight.
>>135772723
Even Sugi? I don't know shit about Balmung politics but I thought the two of them were butt buddies.
>>135773067
anybody who didn't really talk to spuki was kicked
also yuchu sleeps around with some of them
>>135773179
I have no idea where you got that idea
>>135772562
you're attracting losers whose only goal in life is to get an internet boyfriend
mumu was one of them
>>135773119
For real the "lizard with a gun" posts creep me out because it comes off as you being suicidal and contemplating shooting yourself for some reason.
>>135772818good
>>135773179
According to Sugi Spuki never liked them
>>135772730
Camp Refoogee is a fucking stupid name!
What could you possibly have been thinking? Were you thinking at all? Are you retarded or something? What the hell is wrong with you?
Tfw tried to chase a clique of friends
Tfw none of them want you around
TFW friends are moving on without you
>>135772723
I have to say, I thought Egghyur was a cute girl and a nice person, but supporting this kind of garbage absolutely proves me otherwise.
I'm terribly disappointed.
>>135773271
Sugi seems likeable
What wrong with him
>>135773260
How do you bring up the courage to shoot yourself with a gun?
Asking for a friend.
>>135773067
Yuchu is literally a little gay boy that ERPs. Probably sucking Spuki's dick.
>>135773364
Sugi is an undercover pedophile
>>135773247
Don't they take catslut pictures together?
>>135773179
sugi had no friends in NEET in the first place
>>135773380
>>135773191
>also yuchu sleeps around with some of them
Proof?
I never spoke to him but he seems okay
>>135773309
dumb chaika poster
>>135772723
According to Egghyur spuki mentioned something about making the FC small like it was before again and she herself asked to join because she liked the FC when it was all small like that, Spuki didn't even ask her to join or anything. Not like anyone is gonna believe me but there it is.
>>135773309
The thought of it made me chuckle enough that I stuck with it.
That's more often than not how I choose this type of stuff
[insert picture of shrugging lala]
>>135772723
That nigga Pyrrha said you ain't kicking me and left smooth out the door.
10/10 nig
10/10
>>135772127
Whoa, it's not racism! I like the dark skin color. And I'd let you know that back in the day I was a mooncat myself!
>>135773150
Yes. I have to upgrade my gear to i170, so I can run a dungeon I've never done before. I also want to farm some other things. And I need to do the new quests from the main story. Lots of things to do actually.Nice butt.
Male cats
>>135773364
>Sugi seems likeable
>What wrong with him
how new
>>135772126
Tfw no one wants to EB me and eventually you just kind of stop caring about it.Still lonely though.
>>135773267
you still gotta figure out my name and server though
>>135773590
Are pure ass
does naka have soft ticklish soles
>tempted to go from femroe to manroe.
>>135773649
anyone in particular you'd like to eb seto?
>>135773763
cease
>>135773649
Go back to your Lalafell
For such a crowded server Balmung sure is lonely.
>>135773690
pls be on Balmung.you probably aren't though.
>>135773649
me too, except I never really cared about it in the first place
were you waiting for someone to ask you?
Pronunciations fixed:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FDoppXj8OVMiqo'te was correct to begin with.
>>135773828
just tell me
>>135773871
Of course I am
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Marsychan/
lookin for bf pls ;__;;
so l-lonely
>>135773820
I know someone who I'd EB yes. But that will never happen due to reasons.
>>135773841
Tell me why firstK'iki
>>135773904
Not really. Most of the time when someone likes me I'm not interested for some reason.MOST OF THE TIME
>>135773484
Why don't we all send mean messages to that dumb twat? Fucking whore getting good men kicked.
>>135773587
You get two new emotes from the MSQ that are pretty fancy and job specific. Don't forget to do your roulettes for Esos too!Thanks w
>>135773921
This is pretty great, made me laugh.
>>135773965I'm sure I'll see you ingame sometime then!
>>135773968
you on balmung? I'll at the very least be your friend
>>135773763
No he's one of those femboys who immediately say GROSS when you try to tickle them. Some asshat told me to fuck off when I tried to give him a footjob when he was sucking me off.
what a comfy fc
>>135774161
>had a DRK faggot spam victory after every pull
>he made all single pulls
>he was a cat
>>135773516
>Noponis used to be angry big sister femroe
>is now a meme potato making a FC with an Amemerican Dad meme name
Thanks Spuki
>>135773720
we have cute asses if thats what you mean
>>135774186
>wanting to be friends with Marsy
NO ANON
NO
THEY ARE A HUGE SHITPOSTER AND PAIN IN THE ASS EVEN ON OTHER BOARDS AND EVEN OTHER IMAGEBOARDS THAN 4CHAN
ABORT
RUN
>tfw replaced...
>>135774046
What are some of the reasons?
>>135774289
That dude sounds like a colossal faggot. Once I took this screenshot and realized it was Cloud's victory animation I have accepted that the standard cpose is good enough.
>>135774046
so basically you want to EB but you aren't actually interested in anyone who approaches you, and you don't approach anyone
>"Tfw no one wants to EB me"
>"Most of the time when someone likes me I'm not interested"
>NO ONE WANTS TO EB ME
>>135774247
it's because you're a highlander lance, need to be au ra miqo or hyur
>>135774384
Go orbit Noriko
>tfw finally hit builder of the realm and starting on HW crafting
Holy fuck, difficulty spike much? How the fuck am I supposed to make gil when I need unspoiled node items and three skins to craft ONE FUCKING LEATHER.
>>135773968
CUM CUM JOSE
>>135774556
Well it's not like that all the way.
Besides I only got asked to EB like twice and I accepted that yet I got backstabbed.Sort off
>>135774405
That's private
tfw when you want {/embrace} emote but there is noone worth EBing
>>135774334
everyone deserves a friend though
>>135774660
she's afk
>>135774687
what does this even mean
I dislike EBing for the sole reason there are people who exist that specifically get off on cuckoldry. I'm a grown man I don't have time to babysit my partner to stop them from bouncing on other people when I'm offline. Bitch please.
>>135774749
>>135774749
>>135774749
>>135774749
Slow down with the selfieshits, Nopenis
>>135774660
Why would I do that?
>>135774749
What about your boyfriend Rio? He never shuts up about your bitching.
>>135774724
you sound like you honestly don't really care as much as you're trying to make it out that you do
>>135774749
No one worth it would EB a pedophile lala
Balmung infiltrator here.
Drop some names, I'll drop the dirt.
>>135774298
Racechange can't quell my anger
Also the name is based on a screenshot of Ed Edd n Eddy which I can't find anymore, so I guess it was probably an edit someone made as reference to the American dad joke...
Where's FaerieRoe, I need to use you as an example of a "cute femroe".
>>135774949
Man, why do you have to namedrop me like this?
>>135773309
>>135774298
chaika is shit garbage trash rubbish
>>135774970
It just sucks to hear
>Let's EB once I get back from this con
So I get my bracelet
And it never gets brought up ever again
Then months later after I sold my bracelet
>Lol I still had it why are you so mad
