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>>135701623
hyurboypussy
xth for auri boys
xth for we need more bushy brows
>>135738858
nice shit op
>>135738460
here u go
xth for I miss you
xth for sunc@s
tfw you give you waifu a spare fenrir that dropped as you crush 8v8s
>>135739040
FUCK THIS SHIT POST MOONCATS NOW
>>135739107
ELIMINATED...........
>>135738826
>>135738754
{/blush}
acting is all i've been really good at - and it's the only thing that feels right...
also xth for catboi_since telor's playing fire emblem
>>135739040
S'up?
>>135739148
>>135739040
Highlanders
Female
Roegadyn
>tfw want to be a catslut because cutest race and best poses
>tfw don't want to because literally everyone plays catslut
>>135739305
I want tohold hands withMutsu!
c@ butt
>>135739310
>sp@c@
what server?
Time to go save the world.
After I take a break.
Going to have to learn to speedrun pull now I suppose, tips would be appreciated for while I level. Anything from Marauder I need to go ahead and level to for Pld 50-60?
post handsome male characters
450
>>135739357
Leave Batman alone
>>135739208
post her catboy in the slut glamour
>>135739469
well I know that red haired lewd cat is on Moogle so I'm guessing there, unless that's an alt.
>>135739463
ELK NO
xth for nyanja
>>135739534
Nothing really. GLA was pretty much given all of the important tanking skills by default.
somebody in ultros be me friend
>>135739564
i don't actually have her newest one but here's telor's tum tum
ever since i went catgirl her catboy got a lot cuter
>>135738436
>super tight rotation where dropping one buff forces you into a sub-par rotation of about 40% less DPS
>but you don't really have to worry about moving
I don't think that'd really bother me too much desu
Who is the worst ebin?
>>135739621
I'm gonnacorruptthis cat
I'm gonnaturn her into a bootyslave
>>135739463
That looks like such a bad photoshop when looking at the ass.
>>135739856
if you need to ask you don't even know
>>135739208
I've always wanted to try voice acting because i like acting irl i've always sucked at following scriptsand apparently a crippling fear of changing my life in any signifigant way.. It's pretty cool that you're pursuing something like that, follow your dreams nigga.
>>135739979
hahaha what the fuck
>>135739208
This game has made me cry twice already and I don't wanna cry over video games anymore
help
>>135739564
Just for you
>>135739719
Now I know why you wanted me to take off my shirt the other day..
I'm getting extremely sick of this.
Things need to change. What should I do?
>>135739865
Back the fuck off???
is puttel really the chemo poster?
>>135739107
>Kicking Ezel
Yo that nu mou was the realist nigga.
>>135739621
>>135739401
what the heck
>>135739534
Foresight, Bloodbath, Mercy Stroke (not necessary but it's free extra DPS)
>>135739975
Acting is great, I did plays and musicals every year of high school. Shame I don't really have the time to do it for fun.
>>135740115
we can both play this game, how dare you kinkshame me on the internet
>>135740227No____________________
>>135740023
fuck off biskoi
>>135740193
suicide
>>135739574
Who are you to call me a "lewd cat"!?
>>135740312
>>135740312
>>135740312
>>135740312
>>135740312
And Diapie Hour Has Commenced
>>135740115
post fullbody with no helm so i cansketchhim
Midlanders..?
>>135739046
Tfw no one calls me waifu
>>135739357
{/wave}
>>135739534
Foresight, Bloodbath, and Mercy Stroke are very good to have, and you'll have two of those just by hitting lvl 8 on MRD. Mercy Stroke is 26 but don't stress about it too much until you hit 60.
>>135740312
tfw i was gaston and i worked my ass off and we never actually put on a show
my voice was fucking meant for that role.....
For piisu and rabu.
Neato shit.
>>135740608
what happened to you spiral
>>135739719
>ever since i went catgirl her catboy got a lot cuter
This some gay ass stockholme syndrome shit going on here
>>135739539
Try asking for catgirls instead, you'll get more responses.
>>135740581
gott?
>>135740682
You are 100 times more cancerous than mado will ever be because of this.
>>135740761proci
Hi, are there black cats anywhere?
Do you guys think we'll get 3-4 new classes again for the expansion ? It seems almost too good to be true.
>>135739539
>>135739865
I'm tooautisticthough
>>135740916
ugly and creepy
>>135740710
Spiral?
>>135740751
Wes *his*
>>135740916
Didn't they say already it was too much work and put too much stress on the team to create 3 jobs because it involved so much? We will probably only get 2 next expansion, sadly. Hopefully they will add a job sometime again in a patch like they did with Rogue/Ninja. Or who knows maybe they changed their mind and we will get 3 jobs again.
Nobody here likes you, Madoshitter. Fuck off to your diaper fetish chan, you fucking disgusting trash.
Reminder that if you abuse the PF system you will lose PF privileges
>>135740829
Its like the black lives matter movement
or SJW's in general.
They always make it worse for themselves by acting like idiots
hello?
>>135741304
>>135740642
>Western Highlands used to be a quiet place with a nice, flowing river and lakes
>Now it's just a dark shadow of its former self with lots of evidence that plenty of awful things happened
Everything about that place is sad.
Behold, the face of the Discord.
>>135741342
I have this sneaking suspicion that you're actually turning yourself on with all of research you are putting into this little crusade of yours
>>135741342
The fuck are you talking about. Most of the decent people here likes mado. Though you wouldn't know what having a friend is like so I'm sure that concept is strange to you.
i like lalas
do you like lalas?
>>135741512
>tfw my computer is so shit it literally comes to a halt when opening a picture this big
i think its time to upgrade
>>135741598
who hurt you that you're so spiteful
>>135740916
Cute, cute, cute!
Also SE said we'll only get two JOBS, not classes, every expansion.
>>135741512
That's not THE grape lizard.
>>135739702
Hullo! If you ever need to dye your chocobo or a leveling/roulette buddy hmu. I don't have anything below 20-ish anymore though.
>>135740883
balmung
>>135741598
Who is this supposed to be? I'm confused
>>135741342
>mfw chemo poster is the one with the scat fetish
wow it makes so much more sense now
>>135739107
based
the amount of butthurt this has generated is even better
>>135740551
I want to EB this Roe...
>>135741837
It's been confirmed for months now but it's still hilarious.
The literal shitposter
>>135741706
oh, couldn't tell because of the bad weather in his pic
Don't forget to send a tell to all your friends today, to let them know how much you care about them!
>>135741304
>3 jobs that were just a copy of other existing jobs
>"It's too much work for us!"
That's rather dumb of SE.
>>135739107
You can spot the true thirst king when they forsake everyone in an attempt to increase status with their waifu
>L-look, I got rid of everyone I knew, all of my friends. I belong to you now
>P-please respond
He's going to be real salty during her next suicide fit
>>135741527
>You enter Ishgard feeling heavy about the possible deaths of your comrades
>The death of the queen, the betrayal of many
>Ishgard is beautiful, but feels dark
>The land around it is beautiful, but full of strife and signs of war everywhere
>The music itself is beautiful, but sad
This whole expansion is horrible feeling in that sense.
Just quit already, Diapie. Your posts are cringeworthy and you always try to force your diaper furry fetish.
When you are banned the only fecaliths you be making soon will be in your diaper.
>>135740228
He's socially retarded, has Asperger's, and wants the attention his parents could never give to him and seeks to validate himself, and would likely emulate Chemo for attention, like he did with Liora posts, but i doubt he is the Chemo poster.
>>135742353
Hurry up, Selyn, make the witch kill herself (or try to), that was the highlight of being in CC
>>135740883
>>135741808
Holy shit I'm going to need to transfer for real now.
>>135741013
do you have ticklish feetirl
>>135740682
Do you even realize you went to diaper fetish sites just to make fun of someone? Are you slowly developing a diaper fetish yourself?
>>135742356
Coerthas in general is a depressing place, especially after that eternal winter hit them as effects of the Calamity and with the Dragonsong War still pressing on during it, everything's getting worse for them.
>>135742381
>furry
Fuck you. Zootopia was a decent movie.
>>135740227
>>135740227
>>135740227
>>135740227
>>135740227
>>135740312
>>135740312
>>135740312
>>135740312
>>135740312
>>135740259
>>135740259
>>135740259
>>135740259
>>135740259
Hopefully they shitpost hard enough today to get mods here
>>135740883
Possibly
>>135742652
>b-but it was to prove a point! mado is the real enemy! *prrrbbbttttttt*
really whoever does this shit needs to choke themselves out
>>135742345
I kind of agree but you also have to think of things like writing for quest lines, creating animations for all the skills, designing a bunch of weapons for all the jobs, etc. If it's true that their team is pretty small I can see it being a lot of work. If meaning we get less jobs also means they can focus more on making them unique compared to the old jobs then I'm okay with that...
>>135742345
>gimped WHM + gimped SCH + Cards
>Tank with MP gimmick
>Bard with guns
Truly.
>>135742481
The hilarious part of the entire situation is he wanted to make a place where his waifu could feel safe but all it did was put all of the attention on her and effectively made her a target for collateral damage due to his actions
>80.3841.58mb
>downloading ffxiv - 2016.02.08.0000.0000
>time remaining: approximately 532 minutes
>download speed 0.16mb/s
I am not Australian, why is this happening to me...
GOO GOO GAH GAH
>>135741769
>dye your chocobo
dont you need a FC for that?
>>135742923
How is a fake-gay a pussy worshiper? What a time to be alive.
>>135742757
WHO ARE THESE TWO DARK CHOCOLATE BEAUTIES
PLEEEEAZE
What's better? Shorter FemRoe or taller FemRoe?
>>135743003
Not if you have your own house.
Keep your blogging in the Discord. That's what it's for, thanks.
>>135743187
how about u kill urself faggot
GOO GAH GAH I DON'T FORCE MY DIAPER FETISH GOO GOO GA GA I AM A FURRY GA GAH GAH
Madoshitter needs to be eliminated if this general is to be saved.
it "seems" "memeaika" is "bored"
>>135743149
Just don't go max height.
What's a dedicated ERP FC on Balmung?
I want to joinand then refuse to ERP
BUT ITS OKAY IF I AM POSTING BUNNIES FROM THE CURRENT FAMILY SHOW
POST YOUR FAVORITE ACTORS
>>135742552
doesnt everyone?
>>135743274
>anon tries to act threatening
lol
>>135743496
Shouldn't you be working on clears?
>>135743552
I'm guessing one of the multiple courtesan FCs
you'll probably be kicked tbqh
>>135741867
>smegma fiasco
>neet defence force keep shouting "NO ONE CARES"
>they get kicked out of neet
>ex-neet can't stop shitting the thread about spuki and how they were wronged
top kek
>>135743284
>>135743496
I'm happy mado is still here to cause one or two people to lose their mind.
Mado, I know you are out there. Thanks for making these guys a nice source of entertainment.
>>135743714
Surely I can whine to the GMs about it though right?
Abe is an insufferable avatarfag
>>135743149
Taller. Shorter ones have proportion problems.
>>135741706
>>135741304
I wonder what kind of role distribution we'll get, though. Hopefully at least a new caster, maybe something that shares DRG gear ? I hope they don't add in new gearsets for the new classes, no matter what they are.
>>135741014
You got creepy right, at least.
>>135743961
Is he? Everyone always drools when he posts his characters, I never see any form of harassment
>>135744101
ugly ugly ugly
Xth for feeling like actually playing the game. Wowser! What an awesome feeling!
>>135739040
>mfw i'm a sol cat
>>135743961
what about me?
>>135743961
Abe is harmless, he's a huge autist but mostly harmless unless your name is P'uttel.
>>135744160
>Everyone
Don't be this naive
He will literally just attach an image to an otherwise unrelated post so that people know it's him, it's the definition of avataring
>>135743687
>anon attempts to mock anon, deeply shaken by his words, he laughs nervously, but in the back of his mind he knows he wants to kill himself, but lacks the courage to follow through. he cries himself to sleep later that night.
>people legitimately upset about a stranger's fetishes
>on 4chan
Ufufufu.
>>135743912
Probably not, ERPing isn't against TOS and I don't think the FC would get in any real trouble if you didn't follow preset rules. Since it is a RP free company after all.
Then again I don't have experience with GM's, so I could be wrong.
>>135743509
>>135743987
Thanks, senpai.
I hope she looks alright.
Character creator Color Theory is not my strong suit, but I always like going for Autumn color for some reason.
>>135744284
oink oink p'iggel
can you stop being mean to mado? i filled up your trough
>>135743730
>NEET defense force fabricating stories about NEET boogeymen, it can't be the half of the free company they booted shitposting about them
>>135744284
So what does this prove other than you are a complete spaz?
What I see is a picture of an avatarfag, that someone took the time to print out in color, then either shitting on it or picking up said turf with that paper towel and dropping it into said picture then taking a photo.
Have you petted your autistic Australian farmkeep today?
>>135744341
what the heck
never knew you posted here
It really is safe to assume most shitposts are from that autistic australian farm animal
>tfw one by one your friends show you that they don't care about you
>tfw an odd one out in every circle
>>135744776
Yes.
>>135744798
it'll be ok putty, you'll make new friends on tonberry
>>135744430
I'm more upset about people misusing the term "Fetish" so commonly.
PSA - An attraction to a sexual act is a fetish, an attraction to a certain body part or physical feature is a partialism.
>>135742345
>>"It's too much work for us!"
probably due to animations and trying their best to make them look good without dropping ps3's fps to 0?
>>135744897
Not puttel.
Isn't autistic australian redundant?
I'm looking to git gud at SMN. Does anyone have some general guidelines for single target instances? I'm not quite sure what my opener should be either, so many buttons.
>>135743730
it's noponis
>abe and proci acting tough shit
>have the ability to destroy them
succ
>Female Miqo'te
Fat ERPing neckbeards, Tumblr girls
>Male Miqo'te
Gays, girls pretending to be gay guys
>Male Lalafell
Pedo or a lmao i pik small race so randdumb faggot
>Female Lalafell
Pedo or girls who like cute things
>Male Hyur
Normal person who likes video games.
>Female Hyur
Normal girls or guys who like video games
>Male Roe
Probably gay, reliable
>Female Roe
Towering Falcon
>Male Elezen
10/10 husbando, a rare sight, probably a normal person
>Female Elezen
10/10 waifu, a rare sight, probably somewhat normal
>>135745285
>he destroys them by reposting old drama from months ago
Sasuga
>>135745285
Neither of them care about you, P'uttel. Why do you hate your crushes so much?
>>135744776
Australians fuck their farm animals, so that means the autistic Australian farm animal is still scoring more than Ippiki
>>135745395
Fem Elezens are usually cumsluts
I am a knight of Ishgard, one of the sole protectors of the Holy See. Slayer of Naul, seeker of Witchdrop, and advocate of the Gates of Judgement.
I aim to hasten the blow so that my enemies tremble in the sights of my Gae Bolg. I will never back down from a fight, the only time I quit is when I win. I am a Dragoon, and the soul of dragons abides within me.
>>135745285
ya better watch out ya better watch out or PUTTEL is gonna RUIN abe's life until he's ADDICTED
>>135745274
fucking autistic femroe shitter
hilarious how mad they are their 4chan fc got taken away from them, like a baby
I am an agent of Doma, one of the sole protectors of our sacred ways. Slayer of Gaius van Baelsar, saboteur for the Scions of the Seventh Dawn, and advocate of the oppressed.
I aim to hide my blows so that my enemies never live to tremble in the sights of my Yoshimitsu. I will never back down from my mark, the only time I quit is when I win. I am a ninja, and the soul of shinobi past abides within me.
>>135745395
>>135745585
REMOVE ERP remove erp
you are worst erps. you are the erp idiot you are the erp smell. return to balmung. to our raider cousins you may come our contry. you may live in teh zoo..ahahahahah .uldah we will never forgeve you. mede rascal Fuck but fuck asshole erp stink waking sands sqhipere shqipare..erper genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead au ra..ahahahahahMIQUOTE WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget great war .ishgard we kill the king . ishgard return to your precious waking sands..hahahahaha idiot au ra and miquote smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE ERPS FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. midlanders+futaroes+au ra+miquote=kill erpers.you will get great war/ Nidhogg alive in dravania, nidhogg making album of ishgard. fast fuck we are rich and have gil now hahahahah ha because of crafting.. you are ppoor stink erp.. you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt
nidhogg alive numbr one #1 in dravania ....fuck the ishgard ,..FUCKKk ashol erp no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. nidhogg aliv and real strong divine kill all the erp farm aminal with eye magic now we the normies rule .ape of the zoo emperor titus mede fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and elk wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our worship we will crush u lik a skull of erp scum. dravania greattst countrey?
Rank the best players for each job
best pld: zurion
best drk: mr olge
best war: mr olge
best whm: rika
best sch: alica
best ast: klis
best ninja: zist
best monk: k'yus
best bard: hemmy
best mch: zs'thu
best dragoon: bisha
best blm: kensuke
best smn: candy/brittney
>>135745395
Do Au Ra.
Why does trash have so much fucking health in this game
I can't deal with daily roulettes because of how fucking long it takes to kill everything
I play NIN so I have the fucking worst AoE even though the single target is great, but whether the rest of the group is fucking braindead or not, and god help you if they are, but there's no reason for things to hit for no damage and be a fucking massive damage sponge as well. HP is not difficulty.
I was fucking around on a 10 day trial in WoW since I don't do anything outside of savage anymore and everything melts in fucking fractions of a second, and that's too far the other way.
God damnit.
>>135745395
Your opinions are shit. Besides most cat ERPers I know are hungry skinny skeletons.
>>135744720
What the heck! And you are?
>>135744798
Why do you even care about being friends with some random guys in a MMO when they're most likely either autistic or a mentally unstable teenager? Just find chill people to hang around with. You're not going to make any real friends online.
>>135745740
they're a lala now
>>135744798
m-maybe I can be your friend tonight
Catboys? more like lizardgirls
>>135745972
>mr olge
lmao he didnt even clear A4S until 2016
looking for sit buddies pst
>>135745972
brahms
brahms
brahms
sugi
ninii
suav
bhnaka
antivassa
m'irrah
abe
nysoph
ayase
awena
>>135746031
They don't, your group just sucks. Iv had 20 minute amdapor and antitower runs with a good group. Iv also been 15 minutes away from getting kicked out with a horrible group where the dps did 500 combined.
>>135745740
no he left
he went to take that screenshot of the fc activity to blame it all on egghyur first though
>>135746031
I reread my post and I know I sound salty. It's because I am.
>>135745972
You might as well take out Bisha and put in Kelos or K'yus again because they are both exceptional dragoons.
>>135746031
play a blm, do big dick aoe and big dick single target that's easier than your 10 ogcd naruto class.
>>135744576
delete this
>>135746130
Post your A4S clear :^)
>>135746206
>antivassa
LMAO
>>135745972
who are these people
>>135746206
please dont put me on that list
>>135746334
>blm
>big dick aoe
lol
That aside I play NIN because it's needed for my static, there's no way in hell I'd ever log in to only do daily roulettes for fun, I just cap lore and forget about it.
And fuck low levels in this game, everything takes so long to kill and rotations are 121212121212
>>135746434
delete this
>>135746206
lets play a game of spot the ebin whose only contact with the world is the bench
>>135746206
Nice bait. I like you.
>>135746501
too late sugibugi
>>135746039
Just some cat that said hi earlier
>>135746206
brahms and suav are the only decent people on that list
everyone else is shit
>>135746475
>wah a circlejerk im not apart of
lmfao!!!
>>135745274
Yes, it's all me Noponis Cain
I also did 9/11 and gave birth to Trump
>>135746693
>abe
You mean shittier version of Rheia?
>>135746206
Sugi is bad.
'Irrah is bad.
Antivia is bad.
Actually a good half of this list is just god awful, some are ok.
>>135746206
I don't play WHM anymore, I am a SCH
>>135746745
No, literally who are these people?
>>135746031
NIN has shit aoe but if people know how to play their classes and actually aoe, those mobs will go down a lot faster.I usually go MNK to avoid tp issues if the people I get are terrible.
>>135746838
And still shit.
>>135746794
delete dis
>>135746842
Just what i'd expect from a "balmung and gilgamesh are le only relevant servers" autist
>>135746206
>Antivia
epic
>>135746273
The blame isn't on egghyur
Not her fault she is oblivious to the thirst
>>135746989
well yeah
Why are people still wiping on sephi?
>>135746991
y did u break up with sera
>>135746838
why dont you post anymore either?
>>135746996
I'm from Cactaur, so I have no idea what you are on about.
>>135746031
>expert
>400 dps monk
>0 dps sch
>single pull pld
it's suffering
>>135746967
>but if people know how to play their classes and actually aoe
But this is where we have a problem, nobody knows how to play their classes
I don't think I've ever seen so few people with a clue how their class works at max level in any MMO ever
>>135747049
why did you break up with madotsuki?
>>135747049
Because retards putting strain on healers by dying in phase 2 for no reason.
Did NEET disband? I'm not in it anymore wtf
>>135747058
i haven't dated anyone since vjamal
>>135746996
I'm not on either of those. I'm curious who these people are and why they're the best.
Are they world first clearers? Do they make guides? Are they on some ladder?
Gosh, you try to talk game and people bring you back to the circlejerk.
Mukyu
>>135747236
You got kicked out.
>>135747242
lol whatever you say champ
>>135747060
But I just posted
>>135746756
god bless
good job you tried to ruin someone who doesnt have anything to do about the whole thing
This sucks, Yijna got their sephirot weapon already and I'm sitting here in this learning party waiting on a healer. This is such bullshit. I can't believe they have a ilvl220 weapon when they are a shit player and I am a much better dragoon. I deserve their seph weapon, not them.
FUCKLANFJGEWASO;T
>>135747041
keep buying more crafted gear and maybe you wont be
>>135747049
Who is this lizard?
>>135747340
fuckoff you retard u don't know me...
>>135745160
Anyone? :( Google stuff turns up shit
>>135747450
>there are people who don't have Sephirot weapons yet
>>135747307
Cute
>>135747518
but you're dating fwah lol
>>135747183
Yeah, it's pretty ridiculous. There's hardly any middle in this game too. People are either complete garbage or really good.
>>135746089
what are you looing for from a friend?show off the goods, before I decide.
>>135747479
I've only been able to buy a ring so far and a few materia
>>135747404
but you stopped avatarfagging, this could be anyone
>>135747594
>Scarlet'
>'
Ruined
>Fawning over grown men instead of playing the game
>Grown men feeding you lies about how cute they look in a skirt
>Ugly fat hairy men pretending to be girls in a community full of men to fill the void
>They bully away women because they can't stand anyone else getting attention that they never got as the grown men they are
>>135747705
they're following the route of liora, shamed into clothing, shamed out of shitposting, soon they will fade into obscurity and never post again.
BLM still has decent AOE though, right?
>>135745972
I'm the best player at every job
debate me
>>135747856
yeah its p good
>>135747856
It's average.
>>135747841
but liora posts all the time
>>135747856
Yes, but SMN is better.
