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>Previously on /xivg/:
>>135768436
>play xiv for friends
>friends dont want me there
is it time to quit
>>135798275
Reposting for posterity: https://clyp.it/eaw4gzgk
xth for big FemRoe tits!
>>135798417
It's time to quit life.
>>135798438
this needs to be in the OP.
Catboyposting is ________!
xth for Balmung
>>135798417
Go play with mateus cats. There extremely likeable. I wish my eb didn't take up all my time. I don't get to visit as much as I want.
>>135798602
Shit! SHIT!
I HATE catposting! I HATE IT!
Just linking a question I posted in the last thread in the hopes that it will get answered in this one thank you. >>135796619
>>135798621
count the futas
>>135798602
Lame.
Duskwights are the TRUE Elezens!
xth for Vjera
xth for lmao1c@!!1eleven!
>>135798602
Starting
>>135798417
No, find better friends.
Don't let your "friends" dictate what you do.
Grinding blood for blood sucks.
>>135798675
That question can't be answered unless people know the price of items on your server.
im a cat in a hat
>>135798664
>>135798726
It's true.
No one can prove this wrong.
I wanna see some hunky male characters RIGHT NOOOOOOW
>>135798908
but are you a kitty in heaty
>tfw you will never have dinner with someone at the bismarck
>>135798896
I should rephrase the question and ask what are hot items that reliably sell quickly because price doesn't matter much considering it's only a million gil I need to turn into items.
>tfw no seering shots on this ancient computer
Sempai, Irving, Mado-chan, other than the crushing despair of no computer or waiting two plus weeks for a friend to diagnose the problem I'm fine*.
>*can't collect Red Scrips for new scythe
>*no Midan armor
>*no Eikonic armor
>>135798992
You could never afford to eat there, you fucking NEET.
>>135798726
>>135798973
This is true, coming from the lore.
They're the ones who remained to live under Gelmorra (assuming) and followed old Elezen tradition.
>>135798861
AAAAAAAAA
LANCER LEVELING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>135799110
i meant in the game i would never go outside in real life
>>135798992
>wanting to have dinner on a giant sky whale
>>135799034
wind silk coatees are 950k atm, average of 2 sales per day.
>>135798861
But it's worth it
Doing SMN research, anyone wanna confirm or deny any of this?
-09s Shadow Flare (Precast if the boss will be moved from its original place.)
-05s Quelling Strikes - Rouse
-03s Spur - Bio II
Pull Enkindle - Miasma
+03s Bio
+04s Raging Strikes - Painflare
+05s Fester
+06s Ruin II
+07s Energy Drain
+08s Dreadwyrm Trance
+09s Draconian Potion of Intelligence
+10s Tri-disaster
+11s Miasma II - Aetherflow
+12s Swiftcast
+13s Shadow Flare
+14s Painflare
+15s Fester
+16s Ruin III - Contagion
+18.5s Ruin III
+22s Ruin II (This is a buffer if you can't use it due to mechanic or lag then skip to Deathflare)
+23s Deathflare
+24s Ruin II
+26s Fester
>>135798861
how about you grind me instead
>>135799254
Thanks for the advice. I'll check prices on that.
>>135799249
>not wanting to
>>135798991maybe
>>135799283
can't you just fap instead of shitting up the thread you unstable sperg
>>135799319
alternatively craftsman cunning 4's are 250k and sell like hotcakes
>>135799274
I always contigation immediately after tridisaster so the recast is ticking down.
>>135798473
I want a sexy FemRoe Amazon to bully my catboy and tease him because his penis will never be big enough to please her!
What do you call these? Jewcurls?
Also anyone on Balmung that can tank Vault normal so I can get some xp? Or anyone who can make an armorer 10-50 levekit?
nth for good week
Would your week go? New loot, drops?
Tell me about your week anon's
Best of luck, friends!
>>135798473
Post more jiggle webms you fucks
What else are you playing as girls for
>>135799283
Lady, I'm going to push you down and rip off that skirt of yours. Tear your shirt open at the knot and pinch that fuzzy tongue with my dirty fingers. Tongue on neck, skin and skin. And when you think it's going to over, I'm going to go down and spoiler]FELL CLEAVE FELL CLEAVE MERCY STROKE[/spoiler]
>>135799917
>What else are you playing as girls for
I am a girl, fuck boi.
>>135799859
I'm about done with my weekly chores forever ago so I'm just doing other things like leveling up and gearing up other jobs.N-nice chest window..
>>135799283
Wanna play with myspear
>>135800024
Calm down, P'roci.
>>135799274
iirc casting anything that ruin2 fester under dreadwyrm isn't worth it since the ruin 3 buff
also i'm pretty sure energy drain is super sketchy
>>135799974
sonuvabitch i fucked that how embarassing
>>135799974
>spoiler]
nice job
>>135799859
I hope one week I'm finally able to kill myself.
That wasn't this week, so it was a terrible week.
>>135798810
Who's this stray kitten
>>135800084
*anything besides ruin3 or ruin2 fester
i should go to bed
>>135799561
kill urself neetster
>>135800053
yeah where should we meet
>>135800138
I'm fucking retarded. Carry on
>>135799859
fuck of with your fake nice shit, you're turning into a liora-tier problem
>>135799274
Take Shadowflare and miasma 2 out of DWT time
miasma 2 is 120 potency for 600 mana with contagion
Shadowflare 250 for 700
ruin 3 in DWT is 200 for 180 in DWT
even if mana wasnt a concern, it's not like you compare 200 to 250, you can just refresh shadowflare after your trance
In general you just don't wanna waste gcds with anything but ruin 3 in DWT
Also why are you immediately burning your second set of flow stacks?
You should be using them so that your next trance and tri disaster line up in most cases
>>135799917it has some jiggle, I guess but at least it's sexy
>>135799117
Pretty much, where the Wildwood Elezens learned to live with the Hyurs the Duskwights were originally waging war against. The Duskwight kept to their tradition and ways, I mean, sure these caves fucking suck, but at least we have our pride.
>>135800279
rou is cool as heck though, choke yourself out
>>135798992
>tfw eb proposed while eating at the bismarck
>>135800337
>Also why are you immediately burning your second set of flow stacks?
My understanding is buffs are still up at this point?
>>135800250
meet me in mist...
>>135798473
>>135800556
we shouldrub uglies together
>>135800168
>>135798810
Oh hey someone posted my cat.Why?
>>135800514
>avatarfag
>cool
>commissions lance style lewds with his erp partners
>>135798992
>tfw I had an RP with someone where we were eating dinner and laundering off illegal tomestones
What's the deal with this Clairissa faggot and his trash porn?
>>135800524
yea but you're losing out on contagion'd dreadwyrm'd tri-d the second time around, which is a hell of a lot more dps than a buffed painflare
you can use 2 stacks under dreadwyrm and still have aethertrail time remaining to get it all off a minute later, it's just fairly tight
>>135800516
reeee
i'm lonely
>>135800556
Antivia you're a really good monk, please keep doing what you're doing.Your DPS is so shit it makes me feel better about my own, keep it up
>tfw have to go out of town soon
>>135798438
Why is this not in the OP?
xth for busy Lalas!
>>135799274
Mine is:
Quelling Strikes
Bio2 -> Miasma -> Bio
Swiftcast -> Fester -> Shadow Flare
During this time get close and be ready to some bookslaps!
Ruin2 -> Rouse -> Spur
Ruin2 -> Raging Strikes -> Painflare
Ruin2 -> Fester
Ruin2 -> Dreadwym Trance -> Tri-Disaster
Ruin3 -> Ekindle
Ruin3 -> Aetherflow
Ruin3 -> Contagion
Ruin2 -> Deathflare
Bio -> Shadow Flare -> Miasma -> Ruin2 -> Bio 2
>>135800926
>Lalafell
advice discarded
I've been playing NIN for a bit but I'd like to get better. Basically I open with the dancing edge combo, use doton and dot the boss with shadow fang and mutilate.
>>135800279
>you're turning into a liora
I've been seeing this a lot. Was this chick really that bad?
What female race should I ERP with next?
>>135801026
STOP USING DOTON SINGLE TARGET REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>135801105
FemRoes
They are rare and Elusive.
>>135800926
Actually that's my rotation when Ifrit. If contagion is up, obviously, there is no need to re-apply DoTs too soon
Things I've learned on /xivg/:
>Being nice is strictly forbidden, and any attempts to do so are punishable by law
All of these lessons are so helpful!
>>135800672
Why would you guys meet up irl just to rub faces?
>>135801026
>using doton single target
>tfw feeling curazy.
>>135800524
that's not worth it
Your tri d will be up at 70s
meanwhile your attunement expires at 56s
So yeah, you can technically barely get it in your next DWT
But now add the following factors:
it's a 1 second timewindow
You are now significantly more likely to be misalligned with the next set of partybuffs for your tri D
partybuffs and yours would have to be a 50%+ increase to make painflare better than a third fester later down the line. Which they(depending on comp) are, BUT so barely(if at all) that it's not even a notable. Not even close to worth misaligning and cutting off any room to breath for yourself
>>135801182
Pick another, I most recently fiddled a femroe
Im losing my strength..are there no cute brown/tanned cats left in mankind for pure and loving EB..send help..
>>135801026
here ill allow you to get 100x better right now
dont use doton on single targets ever. you use it groups of enemies that are 4+ mobs. Kassatsu it if you can as well.
>>135801118
>>135801269
>falling for this joke
>>135801384
calm down,raim.
Who /sad/ here
>>135801384
You need to make a move buddy.
>>135799087
Sounds horrible
>>135801348
Post it, family. I want to see the logs.
>>135801039
Sorta. They're a friendly bimbolander that posted a ton of half-naked selfies, was too nice for this general and perceived as faking it. Had a dozen orbiters that were annoying as fuck and posted everyday for half a year til P'uttel shitposted them out of the general by pretending to be them.
>>135801453
>he thinks its a joke
>>135801490
me...
which race/gender attracts the most normies?
>>135801384
how about a cute, pale, short haired mooncat?
>>135801456
You must be mistaken. I would never post something so ridiculous. Haha.
>>135800049
Grats on your Weekly's. Whats your goal?Best chest gear ever!
>>135800159
Please don't. Hang in there =(
>>135800279
Sorry my kindness upsets you.
>>135801614
Catsluts. Is this even a question?
Catsluts attract everyone though. Not just Normies.
>>135801614
Female Roegadyn.
>>135801560
My logs are saved in my head, familia
Only funposters save logs, and ERP isn't fun without the buildup, the socialization that leads up to it.
>>135801614
midlander
or probably cat since there's a lot of them
>>135800985
Keep using that powerful Energy Drain, then
>>135801039
They themselves weren't all that bad, they just had a rabid band of spiteful shitposters that would always hound them down, just because they got positive attention.
Which alignment is the best, /xivg/?
>>135801490
Me..
>tfw no gay Hyur/Lizard bfto hold hands with
>>135801751
Fuck off Ippiki.
>>135801712
But I can't believe you unless you post the logs! ESPECIALLY if a FemRoe was involved.
>>135801490
Nothing's gone right at all.
>>135801384
Could always post more cats if that'll help you.
>>135801721
It's not my rotation, it's one I found. An old one.
Yours doesn't even have an INT pot, which isn't surprising for a Lalafell.
>>135801323
HAH HAH HAH HAH Breakdown!
>>135798473
Always wear proper support, preferably heavy armor.
>>135801323
I just got out of a Seph EX "clear" party with a WHM that had skill speed melded. I'm crazy enough already, thank you.
>>135801323
Get off my lawn.
>>135801751
>pedophiles
>lawful
>>135801880
No. My heart can only be soothed by the embrace of a huggable cat.
>>135801682
>Whats your goal?
I'm gonna get WAR to 60, max out my reputation for ARR beast tribes and stuff.The best.
Y-your chest window posting gives me strength..
>>135801932
>I don't know what alignments are based off of
>slut glamours
>>135801513
>have to make replies manually
I want to blow my brains out. How are you, K?
>>135801909
What armor goes good with a FemRoe that still exposes a lot of cleave?
>>135801490
Always.
>>135801846
Even (you) can stick it in a beautiful femroe!
Just buy the suave alpha male pack for only 19.99!
Remember: NEVER break immersion.
>>135802052
dumb frogposter
>>135801751
Ippiki demonstrated Vjera level mental gymnastics to put himself as Lawful Good.
>"I follow my own strict set of rules, so despite numerous instances of being a human pile of shit and by virtue of all the amazing thread advice I give, I am Lawful Good."
I'm leveling a Gladiator for the first time, I played a Warrior before and I put my points into STR during 2.0
But as a PLD, should I put it into VIT or STR? Seeing as how VIT also gives you damage as a tank.
>>135801751
Chaotic good. No contest.
>>135801712
>and ERP isn't fun without the buildup, the socialization that leads up to it.
I like you.
>>135801490
every fucking day
>>135802196
put all your attribute points into vit as a tank
>>135802195
also
>Briah in True neutral
>>135802046
>I diddle kiddles
>>135802196
all vit, all fending accessories.
>>135802149
>implying alpha male races exist.
they are all beta in one way or another. Nothing is as raw Alpha as a FemRoe.
Except maybe a big business male Lalafell.
>>135802196
STR on tanks is fucked now, don't bother
>>135802167
Yoshi's doing a pretty bad job with that with all the meme mounts we have.
>>135802373
Only meme mounts are the turtles and those ugly birds that shit neon particle effects
>>135802315
>>135802342
>>135802368
Well that's good to know, in a sense. At least you can have a ton of hp and do fairly alright damage.
Thank you anons, I'll try to be the least mediocre tank.
>>135802460
>turtle
>a meme mount
Don't hate on my turtle, bitch.
>>135802270
We should go drinking sometime!
No scam!
>>135798992
are you acute lizard refugee
>25 min queue for A6
>>135802524
I'd never turn down a drink, but we aren't on the same server, probably not even the same datacenter!
Apparently they are extending the novice window from 40 hours to 168 hours.
>>135802195
>despite numerous instances of being a human pile of shit
>WAAAH A PERSON I DON'T LIKE IS HERE!!!
wow they weren't kidding about /xivg/ anons, they're worse than the name/avatar fags
>>135802512
turtle mount is meme as it gets. I remove anyone I see using it.
>>135802579
>he does his midan queues on the weekend
>>135801751
>not using the discord chart
>>135801490
Me, my best friends cucked me and EB'd each other.
I'm fucking miserable but they won't let me leave and I can't meet new people.
>>135802591
Every alignment is lawful good if it can be defined as following your own laws.
>>135802786
Whats the full story?
>>135802728
>Complaining about someone who does universally accepted immoral acts frequently is now bad
Youre a weird one too m8.
>>135801490
me..
>>135799087
Hihi! Glad to hear you're alive. Was a little worried!
>>135802512
I love the turtle (favorite animal), but I wish they didn't make the flying animation a constant spin, it's a bit over the top and makes me a little dizzy. Should've been a pet-hotbar move like the twintania divebomb.
>>135802195
So basically he is YHVH?
>>135802728
>>135802591
calm down ippiki
>>135802786L.F ?
>>135801751
>proci
>good
lol. lawful good should be brahms and rou
>>135802052
Dumb frogposter.
>>135802270
I agree, but I still want the fucking logs, m8.
>>135802916
rou's just a cool nice guy
>>135802758
Is this game so dead that people don't do midas on the weekend?
>>135802684
But surely you are on balmung?
?
>>135802758
At the moment I'm seeing some pretty good groups doing it.
>>135803139
People do it. You're just getting the B-Team randoms though.
>>135803130
>AAANinja
STOP
>ex crush develops a crush on you after you get over them
my wedding it's next week. I can't handle this.
>>135803082
Wrong anon, anon.
>>135803151
Nope.
>>135800248
you dont ruin 2 fester either
you are sacrificing mp and 120 potency so your fester is 30 potency stronger
>>135801751
Shut up Ippiki.
>>135803303It doesn't feel too bad when you don't pay so much for it desu.
>>135798602
hello, i am catboy, look at my cat ears.
>>135803731
Best. Catboy. Ever.
>>135803731
My, what a large catboy you are! Perchance you will let us see your tail?
>>135798602
the best
>>135798602
The cutest
>>135799274
We're approaching the diapie hour. Brace for platonic mutual respect giraffes zoo purple ass shots spider elezen iceheart current family show fursona cats on furniture
>thinking of Spiderman
>accidentally call seawolf femroe "green goblin"
F u c k
>>135804603
Congratulations, Spuki With Poo Smeared On His Face
You get to be the new Spuki after the old Spuki went cucklord postal.
>>135804638
Ok but what does that have to do with my SMN post?
>>135802867
>>135802915
Spent a year playing with girl and guy they're my best friends and I would literally foregore irl friends to hang with them. I was gonna ask her to EB me about 4 months ago and the guy convinced me not too because I didn't want to ruin what we had. two months ago he gives her a ring and they get fucking EB'd. I feel so inadequate like, "Why him and not me?"
I'm a third wheel now.
I'm jealous and lonely.
ye
>>135804775
You beta cucks are one of my top 5 sources of entertainment
>>135804867
I'm glad that it makes someone happy.
>>135804775
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkSmLh2Hbi0
lel
>>135803525
Decent and low cost is the best honestly.
>>135804908
How much of a cuck can you be?
>>135804813
Fuck off
>>135804775
>>135804950
You talk like I enjoy it.
I don't.
>>135804813
guys ;)
i posted it ;)
i raid ;)
>>135804908
Think about how your friend played you
Stole your woman
Told her that you were easily dissuaded from EB'ing your love, and how you aren't worth attention.
Do you like what you feel?
Next time, don't listen to a scoundrel and CLAIM YOUR WOMAN
>A bit over a day left on my free log in period
>Barely any progress in the HW stuff (barely hit 51)
>Unsure if I want to try resubbing
>Unsure if I did If I would even continue this character or make a new one to do it all over
>Can't afford the sub fee right now anyways
>>135804709
>the new Spuki
I've been here much longer than him, that's not how it works
>>135804775
>the guy convinced me not too
Nigga just leave. Get out. Go. Log off.
Game over. You fucked up. Move on.
There is nothing left for you there.
>>135805140
Hey Mom'telor can I buy another retainer
>>135805260
Yeah, why not
How many do you have rn?
What legs best work with this set up? I like the HA aiming legs but it doesn't have that brownish gold tint like the rest.
>tfw kaiser behemoth
>>135801751
>Briah/Kage
>True neutral
ha!
>>135804813
>tfw could have been in this party
>tfw they dont want me there
>>135805361
I'M NUUUUUCLEAAAAAR
>>135801751
>tfw you make the list
I DID IT MOM
I'M AN EBIN :-DDDD
>>135805476
Yeah, you should just get another one then
>>135805567
Alright thanks mom.
Just picked up level 1 CNJ, where do I go and what do I do to start getting some xp to start grinding fates?
>>135805773
Quests and Hunting Log first
memes
>>135805502
can you fucking stop?
>start dicking around with some crafting
>look up
>three hours have passed
Jesus Christ. At least I had some "bargains" to throw on the market board after that colossal waste of time.
>>135805797
Don't think I see any quests anywhere, but thank you for telling me about hunting log, I forgot about those.
>>135805826
S T O P
Sugi Bugi! I want you to blow wet hot farts on my eager and wanting tongue!
>>135805826
unfunny
>>135805827
explain further
>>135798473
Hail!
>want to smother cute things in my cleavage
>stuck in heavy armor
>mfw
I wanna be a Highlander.
Can someone show some good-looking Highlander males to take some inspiration from?
>>135806069
>a femroe will never tuck your face under her tight shirt
Why live
>>135806069
>want to smother things in my cleavage
>everything is too short.
>>135806069
Maybe you should find someone to help you out of that armor then?
>>135806069
That's good. You'll get all sweaty and then I can peel the sticky leather off one piece at a time...
>>135806301
Height doesn't matter if you've pushed them to the ground :)
>>135806069
What if you put the other person in there with you?
>>135806069
Smother my cute dick with your cleavage desu
>paizuri hour
>>135806473
What's your deal? Are you really a disgusting fujo?
Here is what you do to catboys as a highlander or femroe.
Any questions?
>>135806069
>tfw when my femroe can't be pleasured because all male penises are to small or too short
What options are there, senpai?
How do I shoot right?
I'm following the burst opening in the "Lock and Load" guide now, but then after that I try to go based on what procs are up, but I'm just not getting any faster.
The best I can get in stone sky sea is 20%.
A6S down woooo
>>135804775
Let her know what happened then quit for a few days. Maybe weeks, when you go start logging back on she'll be all over you. Trust me I trap friends by playing the helpless romantic card then disappearing for a while. They pretty much do anything for you when you get back. Unfortunately I almost always find someone new when I'm gone and just string them along.
>>135806758
guys ;)
i raid ;)
look at me ;)
i raid ;)
guys ;)
>>135806669
S O U R C E
O
U
R
C
E
>>135806694
>needing penetration to get off
>not sitting on their faces as you tease their pathetic cocks
>>135806694
Futa are 9.5 ilms on average desu.
>>135806694
If 9 inches is too small for you I'm afraid you might be a femroe with a loose [redacted]
Tryfuta highlanders they're insane
>fem elezen running animation
by and far the worst. how does anyone play with this?
