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>definitely no femsheps
>that one game from someone else that isn't mass effect
>the shape of things to come
>Vulgar Display of Power
Previous thread: >>135169436
Reminder not to talk under ANY circumstances to the femshep cancer and report him instead, mods can't ignore it forever
Samusbest waifu
>>135418230
The set pieces seem pretty cool
>>135418772
>>135417267
>Hope we get some sadistic partners in crime to sexe, evil waifus are the absolute best.
Don't I know it!
>>135418772
doesn't mean anything. the story and the game mechanics have to be top tier as well, was kind of disappointed from Pillars, monk just wasn't a monk, barbarian played much more like it and a lot of other stuff.
>>135419573
A lot has changed since then, but truth is, yeah, monk is still not right.
>>135421605
Kai Leng's face looks like someone took one of those twitch emotes and photoshopped it in
>>135422058
Work on them all and see which one flows best.
Are you willing to give BioWare the benefit of the doubt for Andromeda?
I think I am. It's a 4 year development window, so it should be at least worth playing.
>>135422584
Yes.
>>135422058
Personally, for me to write, I need a tempo, a style. You need to write a story in a certain way for it to work. Read some books, find a style that you like and make it yours. You will see yourself drawing inspiration from other writers and coming up with something not entirely unique, but certainly yours.
I know that you may want to be unique in your way of writing, but take comfort in the fact that, in our thousands of years of recorded history and writing, no writing style left is unique. Work on prose, tenses, get solid ideas of where you want to start, what you want to happen, how it evolves, make sure it flows naturally and how it all climaxes and ends.
Was this any help?
>>135422584
The same could be said of Inquisition. I have even less interest in Andromeda, at this point.
>>135422584
>>135422619
>>135422584
>>135422619
yes sure, give it the benefit of doubt.
make a preorder and get the season pass up front
get the pre release dlc
pay 100$ for the full expierience
then be dissappointed when the servers dont work on release, the game is buggy as hell
and when you finally get to play the game its some destiny tier multiplayer bullshit with bad writing and SJW comments get shoved into your face by every NPC
fucking EA shills
>>135423817
>Buying games at launch
>>135423817
I'm going to pre-order the deluxe edition.
>>135423975
you must really have a lot of money
>>135423975
Do whatever your little brain tells you to do
Retarded pleb xDD
>>135424238
cute femshep
>>135422173
I'll try this out
>>135423787
This was a lot of help, thank you.
>>135422584
No, all the signs point to it being a giant pile of shit.
>>135424238
face code?
>>135425104
572.E72.625.QO1.MN3.51R.7RQ.112.Q96.K1D.6B6.728
>>135425323
woah thanks, didn't think you would actually give it
>>135425009
I don't think I've ever seen so many people that worked on a game jump shit so close to each other, while the game is still in development. Wasn't there that senior editor quitting just past week? It's going to be a trainwreck of mashed ideas with no consistency and total disjointedness.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWN_KnYJBek
>buyernwinslol
>>135427196
>90' Thomas Mueller
>>135427967
/sp/ right now though, holy shit, check out the catalog
>>135428410
pure madness
Always with the Nerf guns.
I like the latex, though. At least I think it's latex, it doesn't really look like PVC.
BUTTS
>>135429079
Terrible in every way
>>135429079
2 fat 4 me
>>135429446
>fat
wot
>tfw no gf to help you through episodes
This is a carrier.
>>135431016
what are those fucking wings for? what are those fucking wings for???
it's a fucking carrier. carriers don't have any dreadnought guns, there is literally no use for those wings except blocking view and looking remotely like regular dreadnoughts when watched from the sides. holy shit I hate this fucking hack so fucking much!
>>135430806
Wow, this femshep looks really shit
>>135431016
You're hired!
>>135431590
looks alright desu
>>135431590
>responding to the tranny attention whore
>>135431016
you're a carrier
of stds
jack: nice
>>135430806
That femshep looks russian for some reason, I think it's the nose.
>>135430806
>filename
Wait, there are people that didn't like Citadel?
>>135434253
>8
and the cheekbones and brow
>>135434384
after playing it half a dozen times it's simply not funny any more
>>135434241
jack: not as nice as she should be
>>135431016
Looks like they did a shitty modeling of Arcturus Station then slapped on Normandy engines and the launching/landing bays down the middle.
>>135436423
He thought the design was better for a carrier, since Arcturus Station is actually suppose to be Stanford Torus.
>>135436127
As nice as she should be
As bad as she wants to be
>>135436127
jack: the nicest
>>135434384
it's a good DLC, best in the series actually, but is built entirely upon memes
Speaking of DLC, fuck bioware for adding a cannon DLC to ME2
>>135438848
jack: yuck
meg...
>>135442320
stop this
>>135442320
yes?
>>135443172
no...
>>135443175
stop being slow
>>135443447
give me something to talk about then
>>135438848
>>135444356
gif for ants
>>135444478GOTTA GO FASTwebm
>>135445097
idgi
>hey shepard, come fly all the way to the citadel and meet me in person so i can tell you for the third time that i dont need your help and am not going to tell you anything about what's going on
t. miranda
>>135445240
the webm plays at double speed
>>135445739
it doesn't
>>135444478
>>135445240
>Still posting the inferior version
Stay pleb
>>135445739
It's just 60fps paired with terrible animations.
>>135447063
Quite degenerate tbqh
>>135447063
god damn jack is hot
>>135447063
is this in-game or a pose?cute belly
>>135447239
nigga you think everything is degenerate
>>135447306
anon please she's a delicate beauty
>>135447330
pose, i reckon
>you will never fuck jack on every surface in your house
>all those posts about the worst written meme character
Lel
>>135448690
can't tell if you mean liara or jack
>>135448690
literally every character in the trilogy is a poorly written meme character
>>135448690
don't see many 'fem'shep posts
>>135448851
>Shepard
>character
Lel.
Goddamnit! I think I fucked a horse!
>>135449704
i just fucked myself
in more ways than one
i can't tell which ones are real
>>135450905
get off the drugs
>>135448851
I can post some if you insist
>>135451748
that qt is just begging for somebody to kiss
>>135451821
more like thrown out the airlock
Damn I really want some McNuggets all of a sudden, I haven't had mcdonalds in years
>>135454013
t. The nigger
>>135454013
pretty hungry here too
juicy blue gingeys
how's your saint patrick's day going meg? i picked up a 6-pack of guinness and shared it with my dad, he knew a guy who used to brew stouts in a backyard shed
>>135456362
Didn't even know it was St Patrick's day, I guess that's why my dad got an 18 pack of Guiness today..
Waifus in bodices?
god damn I love chilled out r&b
>>135459114
same, bad autotuned nigger vocals turn me off like no other though and seems like that's what 90% of mainstream chill r&b is now
>>135459114
>>135459928
niggers
>>135459928
i like autotune, not usually with this type of music though
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rK4Xh3muko4
>>135460217
maybe it's not the autotune, i guess i just hate modern mainstream black vocals. song would be 10/10 with an actual good vocalist.
>>135460860
what's wrong with the vocals? it's technically quite impressive imo
>>135461043
he sings too fast, it's completely counter to the mood of the song, and his voice just isn't pleasant to listen to. everything about the vocals just takes away from the chill mood laid out in the backing track instead of accentuating it like they should.
>>135459928
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nl6QgsNbLZ0
:)
hello degenerates
so fucking dead at 114 posts god damn
19 posters too
fuck
>>135467868
merge W H E N
>>135468754
fuck off.
>>135468754
I have no desire to play DA so no
>>135470150
How does joining the Bioware General force you to play DA?
Happy St Patrick's Day /meg/
>>135470362
how hard is it for you to understand that we're not interested and that it will not happen
>>135467868
Why are people so obsessed with how many posts/posters their general gets? If people want to talk about it, they'll talk about it, who fucking cares if it's slow?
Sup /meg/?
Eddy write any new fics while I was gone?
>>135471376
t. salty about his general dying
>>135470362
Biowares other most popular game you tardbot
>>135470945
>tfw youll never get drunk with Shiala.
>>135472041
You still haven't explained why you'd have to play Dragon Age if we merged.
>>135471794
a lewd fic
>>135472108
you can get drunk with me
>>135472441
Well, I assume that's a big topic of discussion. I haven't been to that particular pit of degeneracy but yaknow.
>>135472627
Link the lewdfic?
>>135468754
>>135470362
t. salty about /dag/ dying and wanting to prop it up with /meg/ posters
>>135472987
it's in the last thing, just scroll up until you see a giant block of spoilered text
making an arrangement
>>135473072
I picture eddy's fic taking place in an arboretum or botanical gardens on the Citadel. Either way it's lovely, the affection between them is done quite well.
Holy shit I'm fucking upset man
>>135475415
Calm down buddy
*Rubs your back, hand surreptitiously moving south as you begin to get more and more uncomfortable*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxfNqvoXRug
tinnitus sucks
http://orig11.deviantart.net/9aa9/f/2016/076/f/9/jane_shepard___taking_off_the_boots_by_noblegaming-d9vftmh.png
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg0cmhjdiLs
Femkro crushing your skull like a grape between her thighs
>>135481767
from rage or from sexuale passion?
>>135482638
Both.
Has eddrf cucked any malequars?
>>135484749
all the time
>>135484749
I believe he's well on his way to having cucked most of them.
Poor Tarel.
>>135486286
What's wrong with Tarel?
>>135486883
He tasted just too well.
>MIND OVER MATTER
who the fuck thought that was a good idea
seriously it's like something a nerd would say
The
Rum
http://orig14.deviantart.net/4694/f/2016/077/a/a/aaeb39fc068db925c52de56db0dfd982-d9viyh5.png
Mind still in a fog yet eyes, clear enough to see the unfamiliar surroundings greeting her. Scanning the room in hopes only to uncover a alarming state. Not only was she entirely naked but rough tight rope kept movements all but a little. Further adding in difficultly, she felt her wrists ropes were also tied to her ankles, in turn remembering that tie was called a hogtie. Wish to call out even though foolish idea yet it had to be done, she must know what's going. The attempted came to halt after two things, one feeling something adhesive on her mouth and two the moans.
Turning back the surroundings that greeted her, a few things were noticed. Seems whoever or whatever was holding her, left her what appeared to be a old patient room. "Clear this place had seen better days.", continuing her analyses until a sound, praying it was not what she believed caught her attention. "Is this place overrunned by Husks!", alarmed by this new information her struggles intensified only to be disappointed when no ground was gained with the ropes binding her.
Tense as the moans continued, not knowing if they could get in or by fact she could be wrong. There was that chance these moans were also coming from other captives. With no way of proving this theory, she had to fight on and hope some slack will be gained. If not, it was something she did not wish to think...
"Dammit Shepard, really could use your help right about now."
>>135476659
Better than I expected. The face of that actor is very familiar. Who is he?
>>135479705
Wait a minute, are you trying to depress me again?
>>135481767
Don't like femkro. Wouldn't mind these thighs, though.
>>135491837
That doesn't look like the wholesome IKEA brand rope.
>Waifu singing a song that has your name in it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzayEaMFDn8
If your name hasn't made it to a song's title, then your name sucks:^)
>>135493332
Is that Rannoch?
Why does Shep's jaw and chin get fucked up in this scene?
>>135495336
She's straining to keep her jaw from dropping at the incredible revelations.
>>135495336
why doesnt your femshep habe a jaw at all?
>>135497076
have...
>>135495336
>>135497076
for comparison this is how she looks everywhere else
>>135497254
still no jaw
>>135497528
Same character, she has a jaw just not a man jaw.
>>135497873
eh, looks ok from this angle
>>135498014
that's not the point of my post though, compare the jaw size on these 2 pics:
>>135495336
>>135497873
>>135498514
cameraangle/lightning/bioware programming
make your pick
Who would you want you're waifuto cuck you with?
>>135499687
beta loser
>>135499687
A turian I don't know.
>>135499687
Jacob ;)
>>135500203
>>135500346
didnt know so many pathetic losers post here, sad really
>>135500910
>pathetic losers not populating a general about a fucking bioware game
WDYTYA.webm
>>135500910
>still posts on /meg/
>>135500980
somebody has to uphold some kind of class
>>135500963
come on, it can barely get any lower than this
>>135501616
how the shit have I seen porn of kelly getting railed by varren but not by these fuckers
>>135501238
>/meg/
>swampbeast autist
>retarded german
>class
Lol.
>>135501763
more than you, i would reevaluate my life in your position
>>135502221
>i would reevaluate my life in your position
>STILL POSTING ON /meg/
anyone watched the new system shock 1 remastered trailer yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okPLF9Ad9ns
>Unity Engine
why
>>135502654
>why
because it's cheap and easy. the only way that you get that Unity Look® is if you use the base graphical engine.
>>135495336
I don't see any Shepards in that picture.
>>135502596
>stil replying to me
you are a joke man
>>135503028
it's a jack of all trades, master of nothing engine. a proper 3D shooter game engine would probably have been better
>>135503284
Unity isn't half bad m8
>>135503216
>still replying to "pathetic losers" on a mongolian horse riding forum
Lol, get off your high horse, nigga. You're being quite the faggot.
>>135502654
>Unity lighting
pls no
What's your opinion on halo general?
>>135503536
and it isn't half good either
>it's a jack of all trades, master of nothing engine.
that means it can do everything but nothing good if you haven't understood that. a dedicated 3D shooter engine would have been better.
>>135503779
I know what you meant. I'm happy with any SS1 remaster
>>135503560
>Reminder not to talk under ANY circumstances to the femshep cancer and report him instead
>>135503560
im no cuck, no faggot, no pleb, no nigger, no neet, no retard
i am way higher than you you pathetic worm
i may be autistic, but it has its benefits
eat shit sucker haahaaa
>>135503731
The Halo General here on /vg/ on Halo in general?
Never been there before.
>>135503731
a game specifically tailored to console casual plebs? no thanks, release it on pc or its just a meme token game
>>135504369
/hg/
>>135471794
He wrote this.
Cute little doges
>>135505215
No memes, only dogs.
meeeg!
>>135504205
Why are you no longer posting your bog goddess?
>>135505563
Why are you engaging him?
>>135505663
He gets tired after 20 minutes anyway
>>135504823
When did eddy start hating quarians?
>>135505763
Stop
>>135505970
I don't think he does, I think he just got an idea for a story and wrote it.
>have waifu images on my phone that I would like to have on my computer
>can't be bothered to move them over
ugh
>>135505970
you need to detach yourself from the idea that a fiction a writer publishes = his personal opinion
>>135505540
Are you in bed?
>>135506446
I'm in my chair
Why
>>135506346
If an author writes about a Nazi who does Nazi things and the world rewards him for being a Nazi and he never gets a comeuppance for killing seven gojirrion virginal Jewish maidens, I'm finna come to the conclusion that the author is a Nazi sympathiser, sorry.
>>135506293
Have an SD card? Put the images on the card and then put the card in your computer-. Or simpler yet, connect hone and pc with Usb and just drag and drop. easy peasy.One day your qt waifu will use your computer, naked of course. Its your choice whether she stumbles over pictures of her, or not.
>>135506482because it's easier to suckle your mating tube if you're in bed
>>135506592
I could do it very easily, I'm just lazy and want to complain
>>135506529
>>135505563
Had shit to do, but im free now. Sorry if i kept you waiting.
Here is a picture to make it up to you.
>>135506293
Can't you just look them up again?
>I have Ai Shinozaki as wallpaper on both my PC and phone
A good feel, indeed.
>>135506529
>immediate Nazi argument
Lel.
not sure if i like this or not
>>135506686
You sure know how to spent your time useful sm.h
>>135507004
Gross
>>135507143
remove
>>135507220
kebab
>>135506653
Humans have no MTs.
>>135507646He means your c*ck.
Liara x Femshep best
Proove me wrong
Protip: you cant
Have you guys seen the new trailer for X-Men: Apocalypse?
>https://youtu.be/udB5D6PgSGo
Olivia Munn's looking very hot as Psylocke.
>>135506653
Licking and kissing asari waifu's slit? Suckling and groping the MT as it slowly emerges , to the beat of heart?
Planting delicate kisses on the blunt head. tasting lubricant she's leaking from that vulgar slit at the very tip of her monogenderhood.
Asari sighing and giving in to lust? Unzipping your pants and taking your manhood into her mouth?
Licking the inside of her MT till she can't take it anymore, and she pulls your lips off of it and hurriedly replaces your tongue with your member?
Asari taking a long time in the shower trying to extricate a condom from her foot long crotch-trunk?
Asari unable to get a grip on it due to her juices and your seed?
Asari having to uncomfortably retract her MT into herself, quickly donning a shirt and skirt and taking the evening bus to the MT technician.
Asari sitting next to you on the bus, straining to keep her purple love cylinder inside?
Threesome with MT technician?
Limping home with waifu in arms and a big goofy smile on your face?
>>135507981
MT doesn't exist eddy
>>135507981
Oh baby!The MT specialist is another asari, I hope.
>>135507981
>monogenderhood
>>135507981
>somebody spent time writing this garbage
Lel
ME takes place in the future. Has the fantastic four franchise produced a good movie at that time or is it just an endless series of reboots?
>>135508248
At some point they accidentally made a worthwhile movie.
>>135508248
Noo, same shit as today. See fleet and flotilla, blasto and shit like that.
>>135507970
>Olivia Munn's looking very hot as Psylocke.
Terrible, saggy and underwhelming tits, though.Just like Diana Allers
>>135508781
>not Blighto.
It's like you don't want to support the BT film industry.
>>135507970
>casting a fake nerd american girl as a british weeaboo
fuck you, fox
Given that the actual 3d gameplay of ME and DA is fucking awful and the story is the only reason why people play the games, why haven't the writing team at bioware left to make visual novels?
What the fuck is wrong with /meg/ lately? I feel like it turned extremely gay and hostile in only the past 5 months.
>>135509309
>no BioWare game with anime cuties
don't remind me
>>135509462
We can talk about spaceships if you want?
Or hovercars and hoverbikes.
>>135509462
We all collectively realised that Liora will never p*und our bu*thol*s.
>>135509043
Nah, they're good.
>>135509605
This guy makes some pretty good stuff. I think there's too much shit going on with the design, but overall it looks pretty cool.
>>135510135
I like it. But I agree, it's a little busy. I think I'd try and have the big flat areas sparser in detail.
I really like the side turrets though, I can imagine it dropping troops in a dense urban landscape with all the turrets firing away.
>>135509160
They should have cast Chinese MEW instead
God damn my hair is fucking gorgeous. How do I not have a waifu yet?
>>135510135
Looks like the Millenium Falcon fucked a helicopter. And yes, they're terrible tits.
>>135507970
>Olivia Munn as Psylocke
>page 10
Liara!
