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Fuck, I know what my graduation present is going to be.
>>8263437
jesus fuck are there more webms?
This thread is so sad. I mean, really?
>>8263533
Lol
>>8263409
any webms of these getting fucked?
>>8263485
> HI BILLY MAYS HERE
that's all I heard when I started the video.
>>8263591
hot
>>8263573
toppest of keks
>>8263573
It looks like wants to die from the beginning. Lol
>>8263573
that 35 second chump, from a fucking doll
>>8263564
lol when girls use those floor sander powered vibes and desensitises themselves so much can't feel shit when with a real guy
>>8263485
so how the fuck are you supposed to clean it if its not water proof
>>8263818
he said at the end of the video, it's because of the foam core. it has an opening on the other side, when you submerge it in water, it gets flooded. i guess if you keep that part above water, it will be fine.
>>8263457
Well, does the chimpanzee arm come with it?
Also, I wanna see it fucked
>>8263457
this fuckin guy with his hairy fuckin arm. can someone watchable do something with these obscenely expensive loneliness diluters
>>8263533
how is it any different than a woman sticking a plastic dick in her pussy?
>>8263597
these things never go 50/50 and i always feel like the one taking less in their throat is cheating
>>8263457
My nigga that arm looks disgusting covered in unclean hair shiet
>>8263747
Well it's not like you gotta wait for it to cum too
>>8263597
That catch at the end was great.
Just bought a bad dragon dragon muzzle for my boyfriend. 150$+ it's crazy...
I may have him use my Nova on me tonight idk
I am a stim gal, rather than a penetration kinda gal
>>8264339
>I am a stim gal, rather than a penetration kinda gal
no, you are a faggot that like to pretend to be a girl
>>8264207
Its men. Wanting to see another dude fuck a rubber ass.
>>8263573
Didn't realize they made a Lolitabot doll.
>>8264372
Or she is a gal and you're just a bitter, close-minded fuck shaming someone anonymously on the internet. "Grow up or get out." - the Future.
>>8263485
kek, this is awkward to watch
>>8263573
How aggressive
>>8264406
Oh, did you forget what site you were on? That's cute.
>>8264406
cuck
>>8264487
you realize it's only the porn boards and b that act that childish, right?
>>8263573
Am I supposed to be laughing this much that my sides are in another galaxy far far away?
>>8263457
Shave your fucking arms you monster.
>>8263485
This man! How does he do this with a straight face?!
>>8264547
No it isn't, retard.
With love, /jp/
>>8264144
I lol'd Anon. Thank you.
>>8264406
>m'lady
>>8263573
This is frightening.
>>8263591
sauce?
>>8263485
>Fuck my big black ass
I thought this thread was for porn, not laughs.
>>8264566
that is....a very goood question.....
>>8264629
P U F F Y V U L V A
>>8263573
"Kill me please"
>>8263818
Stick a hose in one hole, it gets flushed out the other. I'm sure the interior is water proof otherwise you'd quickly get spunk fungus (spungus?) growing in your big black ass.
>>8264406
>>8264547
Here's your (you)
>>8264594
http://fapality.com/1657/
It is truly incredible.
>>8263485
>hell, you can go at it with a friend
wat
>>8263564
thats a malfunktioning power planer
>>8263758
lol cry more about how unsatisfying you are to women
>>8263565
Does this guy have two holes in his dick!?
IS THIS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET YOUR DICK PIERCED!? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!
>>8263485
This man is a salesman god!!!!!
He could sell a katchup dildo to a woman wearing white gloves
>>8263409
Looked it up, these run close to one grand each. Still want one though
>>8263573
"Christ not this shit again"
>>8263409
id be too embarrassed to buy one, but this looks amazing to fug
>>8263573
I found this way too disturbing for 2am, how its nose bends and distorts freaks me out.
Holy fuck this thread.
>>8265640
cutebois prefer to fuck plastic
>>8263573
He's dominative, I like.
>>8263573
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4D3UdxM3OU
>>8263564
Dude, they literally just strapped a dildo to a fucking orbital sander.
>>8263573
Well, no sleep tonight.
>>8265610
>>8265640
>>8265667
>>8265769
>viewkey=ph55ddcb8220e3f
>>8263485
he's a professional. so serious
>>8265779
I dont fucking now the url of every porn site in the web
>>8265826
Literally type that in on google you dopey cunt it's the first result
Also it's pornhub, all of their videos have that url, so it's not unreasonable for him to expect you to recognise it
>>8265862
I dont go to pornhub so much
>>8264385
It's the reverse. I want to see that big rubber ass get fucked. The man is a necessary evil.
>>8265610
>>8265640
>>8265705
This fucker got paid to fuck his waifu. Holy shit man, when will it be my time?
>>8263573
this made me fucking die laughing
>>8264947
No, it's just that the middle part of the hole is narrowed and it looks like there are two holes. I know because I have the exact same thing.
>>8263409
Can you fuck that thing? I feel like there's no videos of it being fucked.
>>8263573
Never laughed so hard in my life
are these really worth it? like idk man i feel like it has alot of requirements no offense single,living by youself have enough money to get it, what happens when you get in a relationship and these just go to waste idk
>>8266242
Go to waste? You can always fuck it while she's not home.
>>8266242
if you had one of these why would you want to be in a relationship?
>>8263573
this nigga....
this nigga got serious problems...
and he's just walking around somewhere...
>>8266158
Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator
>>8263577
Well.. that... was.... fast.
>>8264612
That was fucking epic lmfao.
>>8266337
He could have been fucking that thing for hours.
>>8266344
Perhaps.
>>8263409
Oh that looks neat, I wouldn't mind owning one of tho...
>$950
Welp, looks like it's back to ghetto hookers for me
>>8263457
>>8266284
Right?
i just want to point out that the rubber used in those toys is toxic
>>8263567
Who the hell buys a fleshlight... and cuts off most of the shaft? That's like 3 inches of fuckable space left
>>8266532
Well that's still twice as much as I need
>>8266289
Actually, no. seductivemidnightcandy
>>8266481
No, it`s not!
>>8266481
source?
>>8265985
>>8264240
how long have you been a virgin?
all whores are unique and deserve complete exploration
the whore with the smaller throat makes sure that the whore with the larger throat has her throat in completion of its purpose
it is not the length that matters, but rather feeling the fullness of the filling
>>8263485
>you can go at it with a friend
What did he mean by this?
>>8266532
>3 inches of fuckable space
>3 inches
Just answered your own question there champ
Why is everybody cuming so fucking quickly?
>>8266675
Too much masturbation I think.
>>8266675
no pressure to last for a long time, same with me when I fuck my Meiki, I barely last 2-3 minutes, but with a real girl I can last as long as I want. Last time I fucked was 2 years ago though, fake pussies = life now
>>8264612
LMAO my stomach fucking hurts now
>>8264612
>>8263573
Look. He almost lasted 30 seconds. Proud of him
>>8264589
YLYL thread's over here bud >>8266186
>>8266598
Source on the music?
Really digging that music.
>>8263447
goddamn i saw this on /jp/ and they look so appealing. though theyre so expensive.
I just want to worship the ass
>>8265174
Why? Its not like you have to go to a store in person to buy one. Im sure it will be shipped discreetly
>>8269447
google the link of the webm for fucking sakes. Stop being so fucking useless.
>>8263409
Any vids of the Junk-In-Da-Trunk from pipedream?
>>8263447
is that Eren Jeager's mom?
>>8263581
So I invested in a fleshlight and I really fucking like it.
How does a real doll compare?
>>8265143
What are they called? Where can I get one?
>>8268845
look at witcher 3 soundtrack something like that.
>>8263485
This was so informative, thanks ;)
>>8263485
hahahaha oh my god, I wonder if that guy thought in his wildest dreams that he would say "fuck my big black ass" in front of a camera before.
hahahahahah
>>8270006
What?
>>8265167
kek
>>8265954
Jesus, more of these?
>>8270712
Looks good for prone bone but not much else. And why are the lips bright orange on an african woman?
>>8263573
kek
>>8264406
*vapes aggressively*
>>8263409
Where can one simply buy one
>>8264629
I was thinking the same thing. I thought it may have been a toy of a trap at first.
>>8264947
I have a friend who had something like that but for whatever reason, his dick didn't completely close up at the tip.. He was able to put on a ring as if it was pierced but it was just how his dick formed. His GF liked it apparently.
>>8263577
kek. He jerked off way longer than he was fucking the doll.
>>8269727
THAT is a good wife.
>>8264547
No, actually
The other boards sure are better, but don't for a second think that you can actually say shit like
>close-minded fuck shaming someone
>"grow up or get out" - the Future
You'd get laughed at. The only board that might not laugh at you would be /lbgt/, but they'd still want you to get the fuck out.
>>8272027
/co/ and /tg/ have no problem with it
>>8269727
What kind of toy is this? I know it's a massager but what style/brand?
>>8272401
just a regular old vibrator
its been quite awhile since i last seen it. Does anyone of the greentext of a anon finding a ass shaped sex toy in a ditch covered in grime? I recall it leading up to him leaving to go find it.
>>8272467
http://myfigurecollection.net/item/229490
http://myfigurecollection.net/item/248330
>>8265497
Kek nice glutes
>>8270665
The generic metal music at the end makes this even more hilarious.
>>8263573
kek, reminds me of that Kazoobie Kazobo webm
>>8272685
No reason you can't, but a lot of guys like the visual of cumming on instead of inside. Thats why there is so little creampie porn compared to facial porn.
>>8263485
i'll fuck that 3rd hole
>>8266284
he even post this...
>>8272556
Thanks, man.
>>8263758
not true, the clit doesn't work that way
>>8270712
>anime girl unboxing
omfg ahahahahaha
>>8263485
lmao
>>8263457
My arm is about as hairy or even slightly hairier than his. What is the problem with body hair?
Can't stand a real beastly man entering your sex toy or what?
I never tried one, but I just can't see them being much better than using your hand. Unless they made one that contracts and stuff.
>>8264612
110% accurate
>>8272598
It's webms like these that make me happy one of my earphones broke so I cut it off
>>8275062
Who the fuck let you out of the barn?
>>8275062
there's a difference between being hairy and being a wookie
alright, I'm looking for something, and I just can't find it
I wanna see a girl eating out one of these fake asses. God damn that would be amazing, just her face -> fake ass
>>8266284
This guy could be any one of your friends and you'd never know it until he snapped.
>>8265985
Is that what was happening there? The audio was so bad I couldn't hear what was being said.
>>8264339
dude, so worth it. My gf and I have a medium kelvin, nova and tucker (I also ended up with a free large nova because BD fucked up).
she started using nova in her strapon and holy o omg fml, when that knot...
mind blown.
do that. do him a favour lol
>>8279978
He isn't up for anal, too painful or something idk
But yeah for me I crave clit play more than penetration, I'm hoping to get a lil' vibe of the dragon tongue.
I'm excited for his toy to arrive. We ordered a dragon muzzle in good luck colors (bright metallic green and gold)
I sold my Kelvin and crackers today rip. They weren't my thing.
>>8280000
Sorry I'm not very fluid in replies rn, tired as fuck
>>8275062
Settle down Sasquatch
>>8263409
Nice but too expensive for a fake ass, buy the real thing, that way you dont have to clean it when youre done.
>>8280000
checked.
>>8280000
>>8263573
>17 seconds with a doll
Damn, son. That's sad.
>>8265826
You're the reason why I support abortion
>>8265826
google it you dipshit
>>8269486
it just brings up 4chan
>>8266284
be glad he's taking it out on this on not a real human being
sexbots are gonna solve a lot of problems in the future
>>8266284
This whole thread makes me feel that shame is a very important emotion for individuals and the greater public.
>>8280000
>>8263591
I wonder if anyone has ever deep thtoated a dong and accidentally swallowed it and pooped it out.
>>8283284
that shit wouldnt pass through your digestive system tho
>>8283324
So what do you think would happen?
Surgery?
>>8273356
femanon that used to use a bullshit strong vibrator: wrong, yes they do. The desensitization is just temporary. Now sit down
>>8283334
I'm assuming it wouldn't get past the stomach; it'd be too big. So my guess would be you'd have to puke it back up. Or, if its completely stuck and it couldn't be extracted, then yeah, surgery
>>8275062
its fucking gross that's why retard
>>8264589
sauce???
>>8280000
Fuck whatever gay shit you wrote, but checked
>>8282307
google "25 inch seductive fantasia" the title of the webm. Stop being so fucking useless.
>>8275062
Just shave em, man. Unless you have a girlfriend into bears or some shit.
>>8263437
I need this because reasons
>>8285326
Not a single bit of footage of those being fucked.
Can I buy a $5 one from China or will it not work?
My bank account is tied to my parents and I can't randomly drop $130 on a fucktoy
>>8264207
usually the dicks aren't connected to plastic abs and chests.
>>8270712
>gloves
Why did I click the audio half expecting to hear "JEEELYE BEELYE PEET REHT GUMMAI CANDAI"
>>8266242
>what happens when you get in a relationship
You'd use it when you want some action, but she's away. You know, the same shit she does with a dildo when you are gone.
But let's be honest here, most anons don't want a real relationship and are okay with their waifu and fucking these things instead.
>>8285442
Buy a $30 toy (ask for the packaging to be removed if you are Canadian) and some good lube. /jp/ has a buyers guide.
Most companies deliver discreetly. Wrapped in black plastic, inside a brown box, with a label that has no mention of what's inside. Your bank account will likely show a purchase from some random tech company.
Your only challenge is getting to the door before your parents do. If they ask what in the box, lie and tell them you ordered some new computer parts.
>>8282489
>live to see sex bots become a thing
>continue to live until they start complaining MUH RIGHTS
This is the future we chose
>>8263409
>Anonymous 03/16
Source pls
>>8263437
Soooouurce
>>8267437
Fuck, why is this so funny? I feel like I must be an obnoxious cunt if I find this shit funny.
>>8279952
They strapped a virtual sex thing to his face, told him to fuck a girl while pretending it's the person on the VR device, then they had him fuck the fake ass pussy then the real girl to see if he could tell the difference. Then again this is all staged and basically an infomercial for the pornhub twerk ass toy the site created and keeps trying to sell you. I kinda wanna see them try this on an actual dude again. With better audio quality
>>8263485
>>8263579
>>8271884
HERE'S MY BEST OFFER.
Having used a onahole, I can say that they are a waste of money. They rip easily if you use it more than once and cleaning sucks
>>8264339
>bad dragon dragon muzzle
googled this
went to the product page
STILL HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT THIS IS
>>8286927
whats this somethings making my dick hard
8/10 doll and cumshot
>>8263573
living the dream man
>>8286922
its this bad-dragon com/products/dragonmuzzle
>>8266675
cumshot vids
>>8286851
fucking one really isnt that great either. It's better than fapping but not by a lot. The only reason I bought an ass was because I have a huge facesitting fetish. God damn its awesome
>>8272685
You can, but it's easier to clean up.
>>8287537
Can you recommend any that are good for simulated pussy licking? Pic mildly related
They're all from an onahole thread on /jp/
>>8287566
Source?
