bunch of lazy fucks
Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
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[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Game Mechanic Info
Money System: http://i.imgur.com/dp4ZIQ0.jpg
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://i.imgur.com/gctfTNd.png
https://i.imgur.com/rriiaoz.jpg
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
Config Tool: http://csgohelp.com/autoexec
Crosshair: http://csgohelp.com/crosshair
HUD: http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://livestreamer.readthedocs.org/en/latest
Livestreamer Guide: https://i.imgur.com/zgMc3iu.jpg
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs [Embed]
Watch this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUgKRtAJqwU [Embed]
>Useful websites and maps/How to practice
Read and watch everything here: http://pastebin.com/zTwcpC1q
dunk yourself
Why the fuck dont they just play on CRT monitors if they're going to use 4:3?
>bb
>wa
>gg
I go hard in the muhfuckin paint nigga
Leave you stankin nigga
What the fuck you thinkin nigga
I won't die for this shit or what the fuck I say (Brick Squad)
Front yard broad day with da SK (ba ba ba ba ba ba bow)
See Gucci, that's my mothafuckin nigga
I hang in the Dale with dem hit squad killers
Waka Flocka Flame one hood ass nigga
Ridin real slow bendin corners my nigga
Gotta main bitch (And) gotta mistress (what Else)
A couple girlfriends, I'm so hood rich
Keep my dick hard, and keep me smoking
You'll get bills free shawty no jokin
Ey what I stand for? Flocka! (Brick Squad)
I'm a die for this shawty man I swear to god
In the trap with some killers and some hood niggas (Whassup)
Where you at? Where your trap? You ain't hood, nigga
Keep this shit 300, put that shit on my hood
Crips fuckin with me, G's and the Vice Lords (Brrrrrrrret)
Eses in the Meeko freestyle off da dome
Brick Sqaud Waka Flocka Flame it's fuckin on!
I go hard in the muhfuckin paint nigga
Leave you stankin nigga
What the fuck you thinkin nigga
I won't die for this shit or what the fuck I say (Brick Squad)
Front yard broad day with da SK (ba ba ba ba ba ba bow)
See Gucci, that's my mothafuckin nigga
I hang in the Dale with dem hit squad killers
Waka Flocka Flame one hood ass nigga
Ridin real slow bendin corners my nigga
envy is just so unironically lucky
its actually disgusting
>lol let me just rush you while you have a nade out again and again and again
>lol let me just rush you while you jump up window
cute /csgog/ bf's!!
>it's a harley quinn OP
>>128776203
>>128776253
ty senpai
FUCK I MISSED THE GET
NaVi can look so fucking retarded when they are not playing well
It's kind of weird because for example when TQM choke they are just underwhelming and stuff but when NaVi is playing subpar they do shit that leaves you with mouth open and going "what the fuck?!"
>not cucking the dota thread
are you even high test??
>>128776402
I've never made a thread before. I hope I didn't fuck it up.
why do both of the cs go help links in the OP dont work?
>navi losing in their homeland
>>128776471
I was about to make a thread don't ever fucking make a thread without asking again
>harvey thread
can you fuck off?
>>128776314
because they need the eizo sponsorship so that good goys can buy $500 screens
MOE DURING KNIFE ROUNDS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaXm1yuJ_Gw
>>128776471
>harvey piggu OP
kinda
>>128776519
At least they aren't losing in front of a crowd. Thank you curfew-sama.
NAVI
SLAV MAGIC
>>128776427
It's mostly Flamie and Guardian
Sitting so close isn't good for their eyes
>>128776505
we havent updated our op since 2013
we tried to update it but we have an autist who reverts any changes back to the old op lol
so many links in our op are shitty and outdated, nobody should read it
>>128776471
You made a harvey thread you dumb nigger
literal ban material
>>128776519
>ukrainian team
>playing in belaruse
burgers
>>128776663
nice myth senpai
>>128776361
>trap
>not drill
baka desu senpai, thats not even gucciabama please free my nigga gucci
>literal autists who think arms race isn't shit
>look at their heich pee!
what did he mean by this?
>>128776624
nah zeus brainfarts a lot too
>>128776663
its for the immersion
>>128776698
Enjoy your nearsightedness
>>128776748
>playing anything other than 64tick mm
>>128776672
>>128776671
>>128776549
I just copy and paste. No one reads that gay shit anyway.
seeing nv get analed makes me hard boys
>>128776803
what other common myths do you believe in, maybe that reading in the dark is also damaging to the eyes?
If nv wins, our guys lose. If navi wins, our guys win.
>>128776505
harvey nigger keeps making threads at 100 replies early with the old OP
tried numerous times and gave up
>>128776775
i think hp is some kinda britfag sauce
>>128776926
Are you saying literally nothing can strain your eyes?
>pros jump with the deagle and dont reset it
it always surprises me how little pros know about this game
>>128776958
HP is fucking delicious don't talk shit about it
>cbble is ct sided
nice meme
>>128777013
makes me shudder, hoping no one peeks at that time
>>128777080
no one said this
>>128776981
strain and permament damage are 2 different things senpai
>>128776981
straining your eyes doesn't lead to your vision getting worse permanently
>>128777118
i did
Right, starring at the sun all day won't affect your vision any
>>128777118
>
>>128777186
me too thanks
>7 rounds in a row from Na'Vi
NV FUCKING PLEASE. LET ME WIN A FUCKING BET FOR ONCE.
kennySHIT choking on cobble? it's cologne all over again isn't it
>>128777325
>betting against crowd advantage
laughingsemmlers.jpg
>>128777354
le crying face man choking again?
yes
>>128777264
The sun is far away so you won't get shortsighted from staring at the sun.
>>128777325
How much?
>>128777325
i hope NaVi wins so that fnatic will play them and then win
i've got a big bet on fnatic winning the whole tournament
>Betting
Umm degeneretards?
does thorin play this game?
whats his rank?
envy with the perfect timings as always
>>128777419
Only $10, but I've lost like $400 these past few months. I wanna start building an inventory again. I've had to use my in-game skins to bet.
>>128777468
I also hope Fnatic wins, but I think NV vs Fnatic would make a more fun finale.
i was just in a dm with lex ama
>>128777586
yeah maybe more fun but im more confident in fnatic beating NaVi than nV
>>128777614
i just played a mm game with kennys on 3 different accounts, 2 with me and 1 against
ama
>>128777586
nv vs fnatic is stale, navi beating the new&shit fnatic would be far more entertaining
>>128777553
He once said that the lowest rank he was on was MGE
>>128777710
that's not a question
I'm in a game with guardian right now ama
>>128777586
>Only $10, but I've lost like $400 these past few months.
Kaiji-san, it's time to stop.
>>128777553
i heard him say once that he got placed in double AK when he first started and since he doesnt tell people NO IM GLOBAL ELITE YOU LITTLE CUNT HE HE, he is probably between MGE and supreme.
im thorin
ama
>He opens crates
>>128777886
fuck me daddy
if i could make love to this gun i would make tender love to them every night and tell them how special they are to me
>>128777553
>>128777823
thorin was lem pre welfare ranks so hes probably around there now and was global during welfare, if he played mm which he might not have
have u guys made a meme of those hoverboard cameramen yet
>>128777886
lmao aggravated assault amirite?
>>128777906
>>/tf2g
>>128777920
not question
>>128777586
>more fun finale.
this is why i stopped betting "seriously". Last match i wouldve bet on FNC but still wanted LG to win, shit was always lose/lose.
now i just bet 5 bucks on whoever i want to win and have le fun.
>>128777970
nys nahaz
>>128777982
Oh sorry
*Casesthey're totally different things!
>>128777820
No, I will climb out of my hole of despair. I've done it before.
>>128777957
considering how there has never been a post in reddit or anywhere else about someone being in same game as him i suppose his account has nothing indicating it's him
>>128777823
>he got placed in double AK
i got placed in silver 1 when i started...
>>128778107
literally mentally retarded
>>128777906
opened 320 euro knife on my 4th ever
well worth it imo lads :^)
>>128778054
his account is known
https://play.esea.net/users/3276
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197960575632
>>128778107
how
>>128778141
Bullying is bad.
the booths look sick though senpai
>>128778189
look at the pic he posted
Why don't they put the stat track on the M4s charging handle?
>navi 4-10
>go to toilet
>suddenly navi 13-11
wtf happened?
>>128778286
dumb anime
>>128778141
dont bully me...
>>128778189
cs go was my first fps game
im not used to playing with a mouse
>>128778272
Yeah he probably only watches entry tier anime.
>>128778291
slav magic
i fucking love this word filter btw, reading cu ck and fa m is literally physically disgusting me.
senpai and desu are fine memes tho.
>>128778291
navi won 9 rounds and envy one
>>128778186
hes never played a PUG on that ESEA acc
>>128778336
yeah i bet youre used to playing with this *unzips*
Jay Dubs was right
NaVi will win
>>128778336
kill yourself anime human garbage
hold your face against a stove and turn the heat to high
>>128778291
They had to take a break to pray towards mecca, but didn't pause the game
>france
ayyyy
>>128778468
Please no bullying.
>>128778291
The best part is that the 5 ct.rounds by navi was literally Guardian with his awp.
>analdesk faggots not believing in slavs
rip thorin
>>128778336
Don't worry mr anime. I started as a silver too. At that point I averaged like 20 fps in CS and got to MG ranks before I upgraded my PC :^)
>>128778517
wtf am I watching
>>128778503
anime I will push your face into the dirt and spit in your mouth
I will punch your spine and kick your thighs
>not going medium on slavi at slavladder
>betting on frenchcucks
lmao
>>128778619
How mean :(
>>128778442
w- whaat!?
>that cameraman on that segway thing
>>128778671
take a knife, and cut along your torso. then build the worlds largest hydraulic spatula and flip that fucking trash off the face of the planet and into the sun.
>>128778717
looks like a nice job 2bh
>>128778717
it's a pretty good solution to get smooth camera movement
>>128778717
he should get MVP of this tournament desu
>>128778603
One of my first webms. It was at this point in time I said to myself, "wow, I'm really fucking good at this game. I bet some kids on /csgog/ could learn a thing or two from a hardcore gamer like me!"
>>128778619
>spit in your mouth
>Europeans are such weaklings they can't clap their hands together and have to use these dildos
It's ogre!
>>128778881
skines
thanks for yours
when are our guys vp and nip playing? tomorrow?
BASED
FUCKING
NAVI
anyone bet on nv here?
against slavs in slavladder?
How did starix IGL make navi so much better?
>>128779061
Get_Right will be playing my flute tomorrow.
>>128778920
hehe epic post anon
>>128779098
its not starix
they recently changed their positions (like 3 months ago)
plus they were always decent 4-7th in the world
is guardian currently the best player?
>this cringe tourney
holy shit gotards
>>128779150
>>128779079
>63%
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHA
>>128779098
it's more about starix not being there playing than him being super good coach
he was holding NaVi back quite hard back when he still played, he is trash
>>128778920
>Belarus
>Europe
>>128779098
Well it probably helps with having an igl that doesnt rage.
>>128779208
he has never not been the best player in csgo
>>128779296
>Belarus, a landlocked country in Eastern Europe
>Eastern Europe
>>128779208
Anyone denying it is just retarded
>>128779306
>talking shit about zeus
>>128779306
zeus and edward still argue a lot from what i've heard
what the fuck is this faggot wearing
>>128779456
he's british senpai
isnt curfew soon
>>128779505
soon tm
>>128779438
flamie is apparently not a cool cookie either
guardian said he and zeus argued a lot yesterday when they played against tqm
>CZeds
>>128779405
don't sway me epic slav bro
>>128779236
ah geez, why do people do this?
Isn't there some way these eSports companies can gauge how many tickets and attendees they will get for their events?
Not only do they probably waste a load of money hiring a huge arena for a tournament, but it looks and feels like absolute shit when you've got 1000 seats and there's only 100 people in the crowd. Like what the fuck man just make it a smaller venue. A packed room with a smaller crowd always looks better than a 3/4 empty room with a larger crowd. Just look at DH Winter 2014. Something like that is so much better than the shit at this StarSeries tournament.
>>128779541
seized is the only one that is chill and it's like he is a child listening to his parents fight
NaVi have kinda interesting team atmosphere in that sense, they flame each other a lot and so on but they still don't really tilt or choke like TQM for example
>>128779554
>he will never dominate your holes
>>128779701
lmao
stupid faggot poster
>>128779667
it actually look like they are better when they are raging
What a faggot
>>128779405
>>don't sway me epic slav bro
>>128779405
don't sway me epic slav bro
>>128779829
Literally the most objectively and factually overrated player in the entirety of CS:GO
He's actually just plain shit. Hasn't played well in any meaningful game with Envyus. Hasn't even been good for like 9 months.
Proove me wrong
Protip:You can't
>>128779789
is he wearing lipstick???????
GOTARDS???????????
>cheating monkeys eliminated
>cheating frogs 1 map down
justice is being served
GO NAVI
Today is World Autism Awareness Day so I'd like to make my esports world aware I have Asperger syndrome :) Hope it encourages others!
>>128779667
edward looks pretty chill, am I wrong
when they threw away that inferno in the final against fnatic he was just playing with a ball and smiling while the others were raging
>>128779881
smugzeus.png
>>128779405
don't sway me epic slav bro
>>128779789
>>128779905
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Stcsj9AEWOk
>>128779905
They all have a shit-ton of make-up on. Thank Slavladder for that.
>>128779868
>>128779963
yes. edward doesnt rage. he's been playing for 10 or more years so he is used to losing i guess or just level headed person
>>128779963
yeah i guess he doesn't rage as much but he gets in arguments with zeus that zeus probably instigates
>>128779547
getting triggered, americuck?
>>128780016
>Forty Minutes
>Be LEM, bottomfrag all the time so I derank
>be LE, bottomfrag all the time so I derank
>be DMG, bottomfrag all the time so I derank
Now I'm double ak47 with silver stars, and still bottom fragging. Should I just quit CSGO?
>>128780165
youre so cute anon can we cuddle
>>128780137
it's pretty interesting. Henry was a top source player when he was 15
>>128780108
They are Czech guns. It's SEEZEEE
>>128780165
>susan ashford
>>128780257
no it's seezeta
>>128780342
>>128780342
Employees of the company say the correct way which I just posted
>>128780257
>czechs pronounce c as see and z as zee
>american education
>>128780437
NAvsEUCS.webm
>>128780437
lmao what the fuck is this
Counter Strike really is a shallow game
Just listen to these analysts desperately trying to fill 5 minutes of downtime with some boring shit about force buys and economy.
There really isn't much strategic depth to this game at all. Confirmed by the fact that pretty much all the top teams just wing it and either play scrimmy shit or the same old simple executes.
Doesn't help that the same maps are still being played competitively after 15 fucking years. What a joke.
dude dust 2 lmao
dude train lmao
dude cbble lmao
holy fucking shit could someone please inject some fucking fresh life into this boring as fuck game. at least give teams and players who are more strategically orientated a chance to use that part of their talent.
>>128779701
i have no idea how he keeps getting analyst gigs.
that accent should make it absolutely impossible, its not like there is a shortage of people who would ramble about cs on stream for free money.
>>128780484
28 seconds in, SEEZEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96R3qGaShoc
>>128780194
meh, I should just quit
>>128780565
sent ;)
>>128780554
>not knowing based beetlejuice
>>128780605
yeah, let's give the analyst spots to fucking americans and brits who are shit at CS instead of people who actually know their shit just because they speak english better
>>128780453
in czech it's more like
Saa Zat
>betting on envyus
>>128780690
or we can cuddle and hold hands....
>>128780554
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQrhHYs8Zs0
I CAN'T GO ANOTHER SECOND WITHOUT KNOWING THE TASTE OF GUARDIANS COCK
>>128780670
yeah because he's speaking fucking english not czech so he's trying to pronounce it the english way, how dumb are you?
>>128780605
>actually know their shit
rofl
>you will never drain guardians balls and then force feed his semen to pansy
>this cringe shit
GOTARDS
AHAHAHAHHAHA
M Y
FUCKING
SIDES
FOUR TIMES
>>128780957
Right, so it's correctly ZEE and not ZED in English. Which the retarded faggy commentator doesn't seem to know
>>128781006
GLAWKS
>>128780565
>maps are still being played competitively after 15 fucking years.
at least we got more than one map unlike doter and league of lesbians
>yuros are too busy being literally cucked by refugee muslim extremeists to learn how to say things properly
>>128780864
>>128781093
my sides
>that deep breath by guardian
he is so goddamn cute
MY SKINES ARE SAFE
THANK YOU GOD OF THUNDER AND GUARDIAN OF SKINES
Fucking frogs. This is gonna be a stomp for Na'Vi.
>tfw silver 2
Should I kill myself?
>>128781093
>>128780437
based fighting midget of /csgog/
I WANT TO FUCKING CHOKE TO DEATH ON GUARDIAN
I WANT TO DROWN IN HIS SEMEN
>>128781278
you should practice and get better instead
>tfw making food and watching esports
ww@ based foodbros
NIGGA JUST FORCE IT WILL WORK THIS TIME
>>128781278
you should watch anime and get better instead
I'd probably give Guardian a kiss on the lips if I ever saw him.
GUARDIAN FUCK MY THROAT AND PAINT MY LUNGS IN COATS OF WHITE
>>128781341
>>128781474
>>128781479
>Americans
>>128781086
based 12 year old
do the guys in navi speak the same language or do they communicate in english?
>>128781474
>>128781479
Why is /csgog so infested with faggots?
>>128780437
>>128781093
this has to be fake
>>128781590
yes
LOL KENNY WITH THE FUCKING CHOKE
cry that one away kenny :)
>>128781590
they speak slav, it's the same in like 12 countries
>>128781661
Children like you can't understand ironic humor
>>128781278
don't fall into anime addiction or you'll get worse
>kennyS
>kennys
>choking
pick fucking two
>kenis
KennyWhiff
>kenis
>KennyChoke
LMAO
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>>128781661
faggots have been in this thread longer than you've been in high school
>kennyS
more like dummyS :P
>>128781730
the only anime I watched was the shaman king when I was 7. I went through the edgy anime phase pretty fast
post the webm of kennys crying
I want Zeus to fuck me in my boypussy
>>128781278
the first calibration game on my smurf was against silver 1's and they were surprisingly non-retarded
of course they were terrible at the game but they seemed like normal functioning human beings
>>128781661
>liking fat cock
>gay
lmao
x a x a
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>>128781863
they were probably subhuman normies
