bunch of lazy fucks
Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Game Mechanic Info
Money System: http://i.imgur.com/dp4ZIQ0.jpg
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://i.imgur.com/gctfTNd.png
https://i.imgur.com/rriiaoz.jpg
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
Config Tool: http://csgohelp.com/autoexec
Crosshair: http://csgohelp.com/crosshair
HUD: http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://livestreamer.readthedocs.org/en/latest
Livestreamer Guide: https://i.imgur.com/zgMc3iu.jpg
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
Watch this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUgKRtAJqwU
>Useful websites and maps/How to practice
Read and watch everything here: http://pastebin.com/zTwcpC1q
our guys
huehuehue will win
dunk yourself
>fnatic going to win
so boring desu senpai
animemes
wait a bit guys making a new thread
>harvey nigger
>>128755593
I made this meme
AMA
BR too win trust me
>ever doubting our bois
Close the door on your way out. Send reddit my regards.
fak monkies
>dennis LITERALLY having the game of his life
>the game is still close
dotards?
post ur face when flusha gets another bullshit 3k effectively winning them the game
>>128755617
what are we suppose to dunk ourselves into?
>>128755608
neck yourself
>bb
>wa
>gg
>>128755672
into this *opens up arms for big hug*
HOLY FUCK IF FLUSHA CLUTCHED THAT I WOULD'VE FUCKING DIED
any spicy memes this LAN?
way 2 fukn close TBh
Flusha will toggle on soon
>>128755672
flush yourself
>>128755672
my heart~
>>128755640
worst
>>128755739
He won't even be hiding it.
>>128755692
this
>anders calling jw a pig
>cs pros
HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
oh wow another round lost because bot dennis
this guy is so terrible
KRIMZ TILTING
DUNK YOURSELF
>DUNK YOURSELF
DUNK YOURSELF
>DUNK YOURSELF
DUNK YOURSELF
>DUNK YOURSELF
DUNK YOURSELF
>DUNK YOURSELF
DUNK YOURSELF
>DUNK YOURSELF
DUNK YOURSELF
>DUNK YOURSELF
DUNK YOURSELF
>DUNK YOURSELF
DUNK YOURSELF
>DUNK YOURSELF
DUNK YOURSELF
>DUNK YOURSELF
DUNK YOURSELF
>DUNK YOURSELF
DUNK YOURSELF
>DUNK YOURSELF
BASED FUCKING FAVELAS BRINGING IT BACK
AT LEAST ITS GONNA BE INTERESTING
fnatic CHOKE
>>128755716
*pomf*
IT'S SAMBA TIME
ffffffuck
Another game ruined by OP awp.
>jump for zero fucking reason
de_favela in comp rotation when?
dennis
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lmao
HAHAHAH FNATIC TIMEOUT RAGING
ITS GONE DOWN THE SHITTER (POO IN LOO)
>>128755864
>>>/css/
DENNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
>>128755868
>what is info
>>128755868
good to get numbers count
How much did you bet on this game?
>>128755716
*unsheates katana*
you think you can take my virginity? hmph
*teleports behind you*
*slices your legs off*
*watches you crawl away*
I'm not done yet...
*flicks blood off blade*
*circumcise you*
that'll teach you not to mess with me.
>tell dennis to dunk himself
>he does
>>128755895
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII90ASDUFSD89HFSSSSSSSSSS?!!??!?!?!
>>128755967
the absolute madman
>>128755931
300 ofc. pussies that bet sub 150 dollars need not apply
>>128755931
Literally nothing
I told dennis to play without a mouse and he actually did it the absolute madman
Is CSGO a good tactical game?
>WHEN U THROW AND UR TEAMMATES DONT
why fnatic hasn't turn on the hacks yet
>>128756029
kek
DUNKED ON
>DUNKED ON
DUNKED ON
>DUNKED ON
DUNKED ON
>DUNKED ON
DUNKED ON
>DUNKED ON
DUNKED ON
>DUNKED ON
DUNKED ON
>DUNKED ON
DUNKED ON
>DUNKED ON
DUNKED ON
>DUNKED ON
JUST PLANT TACO
FUCK
N T
T
that round was insane
>monkey in charge of planting
Flusha comes out of nowhere once again
seriously can he at-least hide it?
I usually hate on Anders but at least he's not such a biased cuck like Semmler
>dennis jumping again and getting killed
a BOT
so this is.......... esports...........
passion
BULLETS! NOO
>>128755931
0.77 payout if fnatic wins
>>128756110
INSANE
>TACO
JUST PLANT FUUUU
>>128756145
>if
>>128756120
>hey taco im jumping.... now!
>okay man here's the m4 howl
>monkeys blatantly cheating
nice tournament
>>128756112
>>128756105
>>128756153
he played it well you shitters, if he planted he'd be rushed down and killed
>go to dunk but get counterdunked
>>128756120
Someone needs to let him know the jumping hitboxes have been fixed
>>128756027
potentially, but good luck without a dedicated team
>>128756185
top lel
>those fucking molotovs from banana
top lmao
goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo go tacos
Fuck this script.
>say caster say sudaca
>look over it says TACO
whew
I CANT WATCH THIS
Dont lose to shitty guns now
WHERE ARE YOU NOW FNATIC LOOOOOOL
HUEUHUEUUHEUUHE
>>128756183
They didn't rush him though, they went back and threw the molotov.
They were prepared to let him plant
GO FAVELA BOYS!
>>128756183
he had 10 seconds
fnatic could've thought he faked which they did
he had 2 decisions - to either plant or fake, he made the wrong decision looking at how fnatic reacted to the plant sound
>get dennis
>lose
Nice la
dennis toggle confirm
WHAT THE FUCK
>buy rifles
>lose
>buy pistols
>win
LOL
me casting
http://www.douyutv.com/cms/zt/sli_league.html
>>128756234
ayyyy
>buy cz
>win
nice gun gotards
DENNIS REDEEMED HIMSELF
GET FUCKED MEXICANS
DENNIS GOAT
oloaf
PISTOLS GOTARDS UMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>128756240
Hello
t. dennis and olof
LMAO BRS CHOKE
>be good
>-pronax +denis
>get bad
g-guys
this is t-too intense for me
somebody hug me I'm trembling and watching t-through my fingers
DENIS
E
I
SINED
WHAT IS HAPPENING KILL ME
DENNIS TOGGLES AND THE ROUND IS WON
having a stroke
and I don't even bet
send
fucking
help
CZ is balanced guys really
WHAT IS GOING ON
Pistols are so balanced just look at it
>win a hard round
>lose against pistol next
LOL
MY HEART'S BEATING
MY HEART'S BEATING
MY HANDS ARE SHAKING
MY HANDS ARE SHAKING
Not like thissssss
>Brazil thought they would do it
how does flusha get away with it?
IT'S OVER! PIG WINS!
god fucking dammit flusha
>>128756381
BUT I'M STILL SHOOTING
>>128756332
fnatic is going to win
THIS FUCKING GAME
>>128756332
FINE JUST THIS ONCE YOU ANIME
TREMBLE WITH ME
REDDIT IN FLAMES
>THE CITY OF REDDIT BURNING TO THE GROUND
REDDIT IN FLAMES
>THE CITY OF REDDIT BURNING TO THE GROUND
REDDIT IN FLAMES
>THE CITY OF REDDIT BURNING TO THE GROUND
REDDIT IN FLAMES
>THE CITY OF REDDIT BURNING TO THE GROUND
REDDIT IN FLAMES
>THE CITY OF REDDIT BURNING TO THE GROUND
REDDIT IN FLAMES
>THE CITY OF REDDIT BURNING TO THE GROUND
REDDIT IN FLAMES
>THE CITY OF REDDIT BURNING TO THE GROUND
REDDIT IN FLAMES
>THE CITY OF REDDIT BURNING TO THE GROUND
REDDIT IN FLAMES
>THE CITY OF REDDIT BURNING TO THE GROUND
get rekt hues
>>128756334
>dennis backwards is sinned
wew
one more round
just one more round
Does anyone unironically believe that this is not scripted?
>fnatic dominate CT side
>suddenly choke
>14-13
>suddenly win with pistols
>win the match
nice suspense, gotards
this match though
It's 6 AM and I haven't slept for 24+ hours and watching. No regrets
>>128756332
I got you senpai
>>128756381
>>128756335
>>128756332
you are ill
>>128756351
>know enemy is probably on eco
>still run into 1 tap range of the pistols
Monkeys were just being retarded
bennis :DDD
Is this the most hype this game can get?
Just this?
>>128756451
it's 1am
will flusha be allowed to cheat forever?
>>128756496
It's 3pm.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPwZaQfoIbU
>PIGE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPwZaQfoIbU
>PIGE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPwZaQfoIbU
>PIGE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPwZaQfoIbU
>PIGE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPwZaQfoIbU
>PIGE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPwZaQfoIbU
>PIGE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPwZaQfoIbU
>PIGE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPwZaQfoIbU
>PIGE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPwZaQfoIbU
>PIGE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPwZaQfoIbU
>PIGE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPwZaQfoIbU
>PIGE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPwZaQfoIbU
>PIGE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPwZaQfoIbU
>PIGE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPwZaQfoIbU
>PIGE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPwZaQfoIbU
>PIGE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPwZaQfoIbU
>PIGE
gay
favelas up in flames
>fnatic showing emotion
what the fugg :DDD
>>128756536
he's paid by valve to follow the script
unbeliebul
You will never hug JW
thank god there was no overtime, this match was ridiculous
unlucky br
fnatic too good
Doubters can fuck off back to reddit now thx
MONKEY CHEATERS GET DUMPSTERED YET AGAIN
FEELS GOOD MAN
THIS IS JUSTICE
>cheater won
wew lads
>>128756485
not really. we've had much more hype matches before
fnatic haters btfo
that feel when you were rooting for lg even tho ur a fnatic fan
thank fucking god
thank you valvo for the shitty map that is inferno
thank you programmers for flusha going undetected
>MONKEYS ON SUICIDE WATCH
MONKEYS ON SUICIDE WATCH
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MONKEYS ON SUICIDE WATCH
how many kills did dennis get?
>>128756596
lg lost actually
DUMP YOURSELF BRS
>DUMP YOURSELF BRS
DUMP YOURSELF BRS
>DUMP YOURSELF BRS
DUMP YOURSELF BRS
>DUMP YOURSELF BRS
DUMP YOURSELF BRS
>DUMP YOURSELF BRS
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>DUMP YOURSELF BRS
IS THIS NIGGA ON DRUGS
RIP my skinesss
>amerikeks on suicide watch
>hue's on suicide watch
post yfw European superiority
Glad smix lost weight
>THE SITY OF LUMINO
THE SITY OF LUMINO
shoutout to:
anime posters
this is totally scripted posters
they're cheating posters
meme posters
neck yourself/dunk yourself posters
without you guys this general would be shit and basically just reddit
I applaus your existence
Huehue mad
HEH
The casters are talking about how this is one of the best games in CSGO
So am I to assume majority of CSGO matches are pretty meh and mostly stomps?
Are you gotards finally done?
Can we please get on with the ACTUAL esports now?
>>128756651
sweden isn't europe
it's africa
>LG getting 14 rounds despite throwing 5 unlosable rounds at crucial times
>fnatic winning despite dennis getting 2 kills the whole first half
>>128756607
>being this incredibly mad
kys
>JW man boobs
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>this game
>>128756651
Your countries are still overrun with Muzzies and the wide majority of your population are too blue-pilled to realize it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPwZaQfoIbU
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPwZaQfoIbU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPwZaQfoIbU
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPwZaQfoIbU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPwZaQfoIbU
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPwZaQfoIbU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPwZaQfoIbU
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPwZaQfoIbU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPwZaQfoIbU
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPwZaQfoIbU
this bitches face is huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggeeeeeeeee
every single player on fnatic cheats tthis game is a JOKE
OUR PIG
>>128756691
all me
>>128756596
Cheaters also lost.
And cheaters will be playing against cheaters in grand finals.
that chick is mirin our guy hard. you know he's taking her back to the hotel
>>128756724
>enter thread
>see this
guess fnatic won lol
>>128756691
what about me?
>>128756695
no, this is only a good game because lumo are an underdog but fnatic barely beat them because of fnatic-tier plays
>>128756707
im not mad you fat fuck i'm happy fnatic won
>>128756575
>the nigger in the middle
you can't make this shit up
>>128756691
nys
>>128756745
you mother cheats too
>gamer girls
>>128756702
>>128756724
DENIAL
E
N
I
A
L
>forgot the name of a team
ROFL
>>128756765
JW is known as the biggest guy in scandinavia.
>navi versus....
>who is the other team?
HER RESEARCH AND KNOWLEDGE OF THE GAME SHOULD BE PRAISED
>HER RESEARCH AND KNOWLEDGE OF THE GAME SHOULD BE PRAISED
HER RESEARCH AND KNOWLEDGE OF THE GAME SHOULD BE PRAISED
>HER RESEARCH AND KNOWLEDGE OF THE GAME SHOULD BE PRAISED
HER RESEARCH AND KNOWLEDGE OF THE GAME SHOULD BE PRAISED
>HER RESEARCH AND KNOWLEDGE OF THE GAME SHOULD BE PRAISED
HER RESEARCH AND KNOWLEDGE OF THE GAME SHOULD BE PRAISED
>HER RESEARCH AND KNOWLEDGE OF THE GAME SHOULD BE PRAISED
HER RESEARCH AND KNOWLEDGE OF THE GAME SHOULD BE PRAISED
>HER RESEARCH AND KNOWLEDGE OF THE GAME SHOULD BE PRAISED
HER RESEARCH AND KNOWLEDGE OF THE GAME SHOULD BE PRAISED
>HER RESEARCH AND KNOWLEDGE OF THE GAME SHOULD BE PRAISED
HER RESEARCH AND KNOWLEDGE OF THE GAME SHOULD BE PRAISED
>HER RESEARCH AND KNOWLEDGE OF THE GAME SHOULD BE PRAISED
LOL SMIX
>who is the final team
>who is the other team
very professional
>>128756695
Can someone answer me?
Also, is fnatic basically those LoL korean teams that dominate every single tourneys since forever?
>2-0 they said
>ez skins they said
>they're just a bunch of filthy brazilian monkeys they said
Fuck you guys, you made it sound like Fnatic was going to steamroll them. What the fuck was that? How do you ALMOST lose to a rabid pack of huehues? Get your shit together, GOtards, BRs don't have so much as a foothold on DotA.
>literally forgetting the name of a team when your job is to remember 2 names
dumb korean bitch get some more PS
>>128756784
this is a meme, so yes, you too
>>128756813
how many "nys" posts did you write in your entire lifetime?
>SMIX
At-least get a hot white girl to cast with some knowledge
fucking slants
>>128756807
ok man whatever you say
This is why girls shouldn't be allowed in gaming.
>>128756784
nys my man
>>128756905
its funny because the casters and analysts were literally laying the praise on thick about how much she knew about the game lol
meanwhile shes just another dumb whore who got there through affirmative action
>>128756891
>What the fuck was that?
swedes testing people
also, playing against hackers
why is this ad telling me to check my 4chan every time
>>128756850
I want to kiss fiffy on his lips!
>>128756991
they sent you a (You)
>implying lumo arent hacking
back to r/cuckold with you
>>128756891
give me knife
https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=138187698&token=IWT56Xz-
>>128757002
human garbage
>>128756807
>im not mad
you are tho
>>128757068
could you not?
thanks
fnatic got meme'd by fallen AWP
he plays semi-aggressive
falls back then repicks
>>128757069
i'm no animefag, but that's not a shit eating grin
>>128757068
Bullying is wrong.
>>128757118
lie on a bed of nails so I can put plywood on your back and drive you into it with a sledgehammer
>>128757152
As in instead of holding the awp angle, he lets them move then peeks. Of course they are not prepared to have an awp peek them like that
>>128757184
what a qt
don't forget to protect your qts, famalam
>>128757213
seek help desu
>>128755510
>Make it to eagle rank
>Do really bad
>Teenagers bully me and keep mocking how I got to that rank
Help guys
>>128757054
i refuse to go to reddit. is there really a subreddit for cucking?my wife's son wants to know
>>128757235
that qt is probably getting some nice thicc Ahmed cock in her
>>128757260
Nevermind, this thread is literally a twitch chat holy fuck what a waste of space.
>>128757260
>tfw 25
>tfw everyone who plays csgo is 15
>tfw i can feel my reactions getting slower by the minute
why do i even bother?
>>128757269
Yes. Then again even 4chan has a cuckboard in the form of /hc/
>>128757291
>American fetishes
Why do you keep pushing this on other countries. Is it because your jewlords tell you to?
Is that why you're mad at Sweden? Because they blew Israel the fuck out?
>>128756027
No, you just rush something named b, plant bomb and then camp there. Literally cod
>>128757260
have you considered dunking yourself
Can someone explain the dunking meme to me thanks
>sadokist, thorin, maniac, and fifflaren doing a mini-demo review
pretty neat to be honest
>>128757450
flush yourself
>>128757450
dys
>>128757450
Me too thanks.
do i really have to study maps like an autistic piece of shit to git gud at csgo?
my usual playstyle is to run around looking for people to shoot but this usually gets me yelled at by my teammates when they die early.
>>128757523
>do i really have to study maps like an autistic piece of shit to git gud at csgo?
Wat no just shoot people in the face idiot
>>128757504
dump yourself
>>128757384
same here
time to move to mobas?
>>128757384
Well im 22 and I don't think my reactions got worse at all in any game I've ever played, but I also hate videogames so I didn't play much as a kid because they were all bad.
>>128757390
Did I strike a nerve?
>>128757523
you don't even have to be good to be pro.
just have excellent aim + pop flashes (see: C9 Stewie2k)
36 kills what more can i do
the only team that deserve to beat fnatic are the favelians
so sad for them
>>128757523
just do whatever and learn to be a man people never stop yelling at you no matter how good you get
>>128757653
+ cheats
>>128757650
of course my hebrew brother :DDD
>>128757523
>do i really have to study maps like an autistic piece of shit to git gud at csgo?
No? Who said that...I think 90% of pro's only study 1-2 maps.
>>128757390
sit down little cuck
Based Thorin lmao
reddit just keeps getting BTFO
and BTFO
BTFO
>>128757790
hello reddit
>>128757760
What are you talking about? Pros know how to play all the maps, and get really in-depth in atleast 5 of them. I'm talking about full time pros ofcourse.
