iB&P edition
>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Game Mechanic Info
Money System: http://i.imgur.com/dp4ZIQ0.jpg
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://i.imgur.com/gctfTNd.png
https://i.imgur.com/rriiaoz.jpg
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
Config Tool: http://csgohelp.com/autoexec
Crosshair: http://csgohelp.com/crosshair
HUD: http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://livestreamer.readthedocs.org/en/latest
Livestreamer Guide: https://i.imgur.com/zgMc3iu.jpg
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs [Open] [Embed]
Watch this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUgKRtAJqwU [Open] [Embed]
>Useful websites and maps/How to practice
Read and watch everything here: http://pastebin.com/zTwcpC1q
EPICAL OP
Anime
why make these threads so early? you still have 50 sum posts left on the other one
BIG
we can dance if (You) want to
DEAD
>>128817214
>>128816714
who even cares
i guess he did it to force his hilarious OP pic..
>>128817365
why do people even try to constantly force memes
the only meme i ever tried to force was ey bubba calm down for like a day or two
>>128817684
ey bubba calm down
>>128817684
what does harveyfag have to do with my post
is scoots the nahaz of cs?
>>128817907
Possibly but scoots is 20% cooler
>>128816439
>12 posters in 19 minutes
why is this general so dead
>>128818213
all me
>>128818265
been here since before harveyfag lad
i am asking what harveyfag has to do with my post (>>128817539)
the fact that you think i am new when talking about ey bubba calm down proves that you're pretty new yourself my lad
>Stewie2k has only been playing since the summer
>Has a salaried position on one of the best teams NA
wtf
>lose only 35% of bets
>win over 50% of my bets
>still at a loss
fuckign fuck shti goddamn fuck nigger bubba fuck
>>128818510
>c9
>one of the best teams NA
uhhhh
>>128818510
>one of the best teams NA
kek
>>128818572
>>128818609
who care the dude is making bank while you fags shitpost
>>128818671
>lose out at every tournament
>make bank
lmao
guarantee c9 won't even be getting sticker money anymore because they won't even qualify for majors
>sa is literally better than na
what
rate my movement 1 to insane.
>>128818946
why do those gfx look so off desu
>>128818969
nice script
Steel play competitive MM
https://youtu.be/GjHdc06yJbM
>>128818969
>didn't 360 swagscope the guy in main
>didn't continuously change weapons over and over again
>didn't press f to show respect to knife
Just get the fuck out kid.
Need one random guy for nova gold party plz
>>128819731
Doesn't have to be nova, we just wanna 5 man queue
>>128819880
better be carried by a GE smurf in LE tBh
Arrange these genres in order from most skill to least skill:
MOBAs
Fighting Games
FPS
RTS
>>128820567
RTS
fighting games
FPS
MOBAs
there are way too many prepubescent players in this game. it makes me feel so old that i cry after every match.
>>128821625
dude nice post time
>>128820567
FPS(whites are the best and only pros)
MOBAs(whites are the best at the only relevant "moba", dota2)
RTS(gooks are the best and only a step below whites)
Fighting Games(gooks and niggers play these)
>>128822070
This, and below fighting games you get smash
>>128818969
you are not even strafing properly
>>128822274
>VP
>white
>Fnatic(best team in the world)
>white
>Navi
>sort of white
>LG
>fallen is white
>nV
>white
>TQM
>white
>NiP
>white
>G2
>fox isn't white
prove me wrongyou can't
>>128820781
fixed
>>128822759
fallen is white
>NA
>pro
uh i don't see them making top8 in the majors for the last year??????? or am i mistaken?????
>>128820781
uuuuuuuuuuuh?????????
dotards????????
>>128822359
If I strafed properly id reach the speed cap. Also, lower air accelerate (than kz / bhop servers) and 64 tick means smaller strafes are better.
dead
>>128823935
>23 posters in 82 mins
>dead
yea good point
>>128822835
how is fallen white lol
>>128824106
hes got that escaped nazi war criminal blood look at him
>>128823935
I'll fucking beat you up
>>128824165
no, he clearly looks spic/latino whatever they call it
his skin is bit lighter tone than they usually do but his features are still non-white
![QK1xhP4v_400x400[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kSjbq3R.jpg "QK1xhP4v_400x400[1].jpg")
>>128824106
>>128824106
>>128824267
jesus fuck who keeps making all these vids like wtf
thsi fucking 2 foot guy fighting everyone like wtaf i cant wtf lol lmao fuk
>>128824361
that lighting makes his skin look whiter than it really is
![e805b15761cbfc4d4870dc7813665001120122dc[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cTmNg6q.jpg "e805b15761cbfc4d4870dc7813665001120122dc[1].jpg")
>>128824630
white
h
i
t
e
Man I wish in CSGO you could choose characrer height. Like a short character would be better for stealth but lower POV, and a tall character for epic awping
>>128824748
yea no he looks like a greek and greeks aren't white
![mqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SpXozfh.jpg "mqdefault[1].jpg")
>>128824845
hwhite
>>128824819
>i wish at least in video games i could pretend i'm 5 foot 11
>Why must i be a manlet forever
>>128824819
dum
>>128824819
Just what we need a load of manlets running around pretending to play toy soldier
>get shot in leg
>don't have a limp
>get shot in arm
>don't have reduced accuracy
gotards????
>>128824267
>>128824402
MOE DURING KNIFE ROUNDS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaXm1yuJ_Gw
>Name: Deagle@nosound
>Music: Crime of the Century - Supertramp
>Green: Ganja
>Underwear: Commando
letsgo
>>128824819
that'd be nice for something like Battlefield. Not CS though.
https://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/730/USP-S%20%7C%20Kill%20Confirmed%20(Factory%20New)
i won this off of the navi nv game.
is it worth using or will i be seen as an edgelord?
>tfw playing css
ama
RIP IBP
RIP NA
>On a side note, for me that's what the NA scene is lacking. I've always said they lack a player like DaZeD, a good combination of someone that actually knows the game and can transmit it, and yet have decent enough skill to make plays on his own.
https://splyce.gg/topics/post/206
>>128816439
Does anyone else hate the word "esport"?
It always seemed like a term used by redditors in order to add "legitimacy" to a competition they enjoyed watching.
When I refer to the pro CS:GO scene I just say "competitive game".
Competitive CS doesn't need to be compared to basketball, football, or even chess.
>>128827825
competitive game = sc2 and fightan
esport = mobers and cs
>>128828008
false
competitive game = sc2 and cs
esport = assfaggot and fightan
>>128825737
>get shot in the head
>damn near dead but you still walk it off
guess what
>>128827825
esport is just shorter and sounds cooler
i can't be arsed to type "competitive gaming" everytime
compare it to the term motorsport
>>128828008
>>128828359
dogshit retards
gookclick is the least competitive game out there
>>128829924
What? Why are they all a few MB's? Are you downloading pictures from the matches?
>>128830073
demos are quite small
when you consider the data in them it makes sense
literally all they are are a set of "events"
+forward, +left, strafing, player information which updates based on events
and these demos are compressed 2x and dont have the smoothing you get while spectating (legs crouching when you jump, stuff like that)
anyways the significant thing was I'm finally done with all 70 gigabytes
and I didn't even get perma'd again. Guess the admins aren't on on saturdays.
>>128829924
what are you doing family
>>128830679
I didn't realize you were downloading demos, thought you were downloading casted matches. I'd never watch the former over the latter.
>>128831031
if you're a pro, yea.
>>128830952
they aren't for watching though
I'm just happy I got a way to rip so many of them, I had to get them one by one before
I do scripting on them. I can get literally everything from them; buys, round wins, precisely when get_right threw a molotov, whether going b is successful for TSM on cache more often than a
this is good stuff
>>128831031
Yes, but only if youre really good, and you practice every day, and you have skins on skins on skins, including multiple high tier knives
>>128825737
lmao game isn't realistic enough!! Xd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpbWEh_pO9Q
(skip to 1:01)
>>128827825
The term "competitive gaming" stopped being used when people realized it made people think it meant competitive gambling
Holy shit vertigo has so many hackers and kids, like next level
gambling addict here,
I have about 600 in knives but am too much of a little bitch to continue to coinflip with them. Is there a better/safer way to make money with them?
>>128831884
hello brother
>>128832075
I make more than enough money working 40 hours a week, thanks though.
>down to 1hp after being blasted in the chest
>shot in the tip of your toe
>suddenly die
ummmmm gotards?
>be MG1
>derank all the way down to GN2
>drop two 30 bombs and a 26 bomb
>still haven't ranked up
um, gotards?
>>128832912
ranking up is miserable now.. i had three 16-0s in a row and didn't rank up.
LMFAO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tcs8ttLL8U
>stand still
>point AK
>shoot
>first bullet not 100% accurate
UMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>128832912
>win a few games in a row
>no rank up
>lose three in a row
>no derank
>win one singular game
>rank up
>>128833378
>>128833637
>make a true but troll post
>get 2 serious responses
>>128833729
youre welcome
>>128833729
hello reddit
>>128833410
kek
Okay let's take a bet
Who will get fewer kills in the final:
JW
or
Dennis
?
>>128833410
imagine waking up and your name was Shahzeb Khan
>>128833884
>fewer
you mean less you fuking mong
>>128833950
khan is a pretty badass name though
>leave home for a week and a half
>Get back
>Lost all rank
>Had just got into gold
FUCK
>>128834214
damn..
>>128834124
t. shitskin
>>128834214
Should be able to pause it
>>128834636
i'm about as white as they come
i can't even tan because i have so little melanin, i just burn
>>128833637
>6 wins in a row, topscore in 4 of them
>lose 1
>tie 1
>have a shitty game but win
>rank up
"individual performance matters" - valve
>>128834214
you didn't lose your rank, you still have the exact same elo
go play a game and you'll get your rank back
i dont like playing against the awp, what map doesnt favor the awp so much?
cache?
>>128834820
awp is the only balanced gun in the game
>>128834820
inferno although in shit level games (that you clearly play) people can still dominate with awp even there by just standing at the banana car or either side of mid
>Teammate asks for a drop
>Drop him a grenade
>Get kicked
Nice game gotards
>>128834820
>wahhhh i hate getting killed for running about like a moron
okay :/
>>128835072
that's a throw not a drop you fucking moron
>>128835013
>>128835080
>>128835189
>right click
>not a drop
???
>Grenade literally explodes 1mm away from a persons head
>Still alive
UMMM GOTARDS??????????????
>teammate asks for me to drop him my awp
>say sure bro
>aim at his head and hold down mouse1
>insta tk him when round starts and don't get kicked
never gets old
does anyone know if you can do that more than once in a match without getting kicked?
>haven't played in a long time
>try to play mm
>I have to be rank 3
What the fuck?
>throw a flash at the start of a round
hehe
>>128835434
this got added a while ago to give new players some time to learn the game before jumping into comp and to make it so that way you need to put effort into a smurf etc
>>128835659
it seems like a dumb inconvenience imo, it only took me 5 hours to hit lvl 3
>Away from home for better part of a month
>Last time I played was shortly after rank change patch
>Lost all rank when I was away
>Put into silver three today
Was the fucking rank change patch that harsh?
I was GN2 before the change, silver elite master before I went away
>>128835734
it's used to be a MAJOR pain in the ass
it still is, with the week of placement matches, but the XP used to drop way less often
>>128835483
>throw a decoy at the start of a round
shake my head
>dazed has clear oral fixation
>gotards fangay over this guy like mad
uhhhh?
Prime dazed rage incoming soon desu
Who watching Genesis here?
PICNIC
I
C
N
I
C
>>128836204
what?
>>128836460
>Shadoe blaed
-.-
>>128836545
how can gotards be a fan of someone with a super obvious oral fixation? it's so unappealing
>>128836654
Your mum has an oral fixation mate
>>128836460
neck yourself you loser dipshit braindead nigger
>>128836752
Hi Thorin
>>128836734
Gonna go play Dr. Robotniks Mean Bean Machine now thanks
>>128836375
me m8. gg by axe, poor mango
>>128836752
well women are more prone to behave neurotically
that's why it reflects so poorly on a man to have neurotic quirks like oral fixation
>my friend constantly talking about tier lists and shining and how fox is so amazing
>tell him I could beat his ass with luigi
>proceed to overcharge missile into his dumb ass as he keeps trying to shine and fails
Melee wannabe pros are so pathetic lmao
>>128837468
>>/lolg/
http://strawpoll.me/6562101/r
>>128837694
>linking the results
>>128836204
>>128836654
>>128837270
what even is oral fixation? I'm pretty sure it doesn't always mean sucking dick like u are implying
>If you're sad, you're living in the past
>If you're anxious, you're living in the future
>If you're at peace, you're living in the present
So true.
Streams up lads
http://www.twitch tv/formal
>>128837964
It's basically a psychological thing where you like things in your mouth. Often these people are smokers, over eaters, like sucking dick, chewing on pens and shit etc.
Freudian analysis claim this was due to being weened from the nipple too early.
Anal fixation means you're just a messy fucking slob.
look it up it's interesting
can anyone explain to me why some players have a random skin website in their name?
>>128838404
$$$$$$$$
>>128838276
>Freudian analysis claim this was due to being weened from the nipple too early.
Im pretty sure I have one and I sucked my moms tit dry for ages
>>128838457
can you tell me one of the websites I can get free shit on too?
>>128838509
or too late
>>128838276
fuck off with your jew quackery
>>128838646
Just explaining bruh
Freudian psychosexual development stages:
(i) the oral,
(ii) the anal,
(iii) the phallic,
(iv) the latent, and
(v) the genital.
In the Phallic stage of psychosexual development, a boy’s decisive experience is the Oedipus complex describing his son–father competition for sexual possession of mother. This psychological complex indirectly derives from the Greek mythologic character Oedipus, who unwittingly killed his father and sexually possessed his mother. Initially, Dr. Freud applied the Oedipus complex to the development of boys and girls alike; he then developed the female aspect of phallic-stage psychosexual development as the feminine Oedipus attitude and the negative Oedipus complex;[2] but his student–collaborator Carl Jung proposed the “Electra complex”, derived from Greek mythologic character Electra, who plotted matricidal revenge against her mother for the murder of her father, to describe a girl’s psychosexual competition with her mother for possession of her father.[3]
>>128839094
hello reddit
what the fuck is with all the people not even trying to be subtle with their wallhacks and just straight up shooting through smokes and prefiring corners
i just want to play the fucking game jesus
>>128839230
git gud
>>128839230
I heard you bro
So which one of you is posting lewd shit on DaZeD stream? The text to speech donations lmaooo
>anime kids
>>128839289
lmao just point at him it isnt hard :DD
>>128839527
I've never watched anime except pokemon what am I missing?
>>128839527
I would still fuck her
>>128839709
>her
>>128839709
>I have no standards, the post.
>wallbanging from cache mid to t spawn
this fucking guy
>>128837964
dazed constantly puts things like his fingers and bottle caps and other shit in his mouth when he is stressed or annoyed or w/e
>>128840413
I bet you're te kind of guy who would complain about getting wallbanged at gayspot were you old enough to remember 1.6
>>128840495
I constantly bite the sides of my finger tips
Can I be top 5 NA like dazed-sama?
>>128840752
>Can I be top 5 NA
sure why not lmao
>>128840413
webm it later
>>128840991
way ahead of you famalam
Now that there's a touchscreen android moba (Vainglory) that has regular lan events, will Critical Strike Portable finally get the recognition it deserves?
wait so it's literally 8 hours until the final? What the fuck?
>>128818925
>ex TSM is number 4 team
>ex NiP is number 5 team
CSGO rankings are a joke.
>>128841493
yep there are only 2 good teams. Still waiting for NA to step up
How do I get CS:GO on my mac?
>>128842187
Neck yourself you fucking loser dipshit braindead nigger.
>>128842187
Macs has no games just like the PS tripple
>dazed tilting
fucking smurfs amirite lads
>>128841621
Even "good" teams are a fucking mess and watching them play on half of the maps is painful.
Modern fnatic is only winning becaus they are the least awful team
>>128842349
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qW-1WEr3o7M
Classic song to spam over mic on 1.6
Someone gave me a knife because they wanted nudes of someone else and I obliged.
is memeware working
>>128842959
memes are on stand-by until further notice
>>128842959
don't use it it's detected
>>128843427
obviously an ex quake professional
>>128842536
>>128843427
no one cares
>>128843427
He just heard footsteps bro git gud
>end up bottom fragging because my teammates are 2 girls, a nigger, and a 14 year old beaner that sound like he's already had a quadruple bypass
>can't fucking get kills because either one of them or all of them are constantly yelling and fucking up my ability to concentrate and hear shit
>too scared to mute them in case they actually stop being retarded and actually start calling out positions
>>128843597
voice_scale 0.2
>>128827825
that word has been used years before reddit faggot
Post some good music to hype you up for when you need to make a sick clutch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiSA3Ll0NPA
>>128843840
Are you fucking serious? lmao dunk yourself
>>128843840
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JapDyUwAu8
It's from a better game though. You might feel insecure listening to it in CSGO.
>>128844480
I am feeling nauseous listening to this. You are unironically listening to the 2016 version of poor man's Linkin Park. Fucking eww.
>>128843840
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGflUbPQfW8
that was fast lmao
dotafriend here
what do you guys think about sharing starladder with us?
>>128843840
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5KJM4XCLSQ
>>128844849
these kind of posts are fucking autistic and i hate you
did anyone catch guardian talking to apex in the last round of train? lol poor apex
>>128844849
you seem nice
so ill be nice tooits ok
>>128844849
I used to follow Dota exclusively from 2011 until summer 2015 then switched to CS:GO and this tournament reminded me why. Whole Dota community from the biggest 2k mmr retard to pros and casting personalities couldn't get more reddit if they tried.
I sincerely hope this year's TI crowdfund will tank hard and Gaben will lose interest in you faggots.
>>128844849
Dotards diserve the death penalty
>>128844865
o.o
>>128818969
james no
>>128845163
>>128845112
>>128844938
okay meanies then why the fuck is your scene filled with hackers and cheats
flusha is still not banned despite being incredibly obvious
also how are your pros even pros when anyone can play your game and be good, could your pros go through open qualifiers with 1023 other teams and make it through?
>>128845675
>flusha is still not banned despite being incredibly obvious
>doesn't play the game
>thinking he knows if someone is cheating
haha nice bait dude
i rate it 3/10 because it was kinda funny
>>128845675
almost every major tournament is an open qualifier
why did you come here to spout the same talking points two days in a row? is r/d2g so butthurt from having to share with cs? rofl
@128845675
Stfu low test dotard bitch boi. Now get on your knees and suck this cock like a good assfaggot
0 D 7 H 1 M 37 S
>>128845862
>lock onto someone through 2 walls then shoot a bullet at them
>legit
>>128845675
>could your game extend it's length of events because it's shit?
>>128845942
>repeating words he saw on reddit
>thinking he has an actual argument
do you realize how good pros are?
do you realize every game has static elements such as positioning? people are always going to go to the same areas and go to the same spots
>>128845675
>tfw dota open qualifiers prove the best teams are literally THE best teams, even if they are shitter cis teams.
>tfw there was a 7k stack (basically global elite) that didn't even make it to the finals of open qualies.
I really wish there was an open qualifiers structured big tournaments too in CS:GO but It will probably just expose most of the top teams.
>>128846073
>>tfw there was a 7k stack (basically global elite) that didn't even make it to the finals of open qualies.
>(basically global elite)
lol
how new are you to csgo?
>>128846004
>csgo pros
>good
>do the same shit over and over
>throw shit at walls
>bang bang bang
>???
>win
well that was hard.
>>128846159
s-sorry, honestly I'm from /lolg/ and just heard dota2 was shitting all over CS:GO so I wanted to meme it up.
>tfw csgo literally has a worse community than mobas
i want css back
all the children play CSGO now it's fucking awful
>>128846216
by that logic why aren't you a pro making thousands of dollars easily?
Your smart
Your loyal
Your grateful
I appreciate that
>>128846073
there are, and there have been for years.
btw i found ur thread https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/413pfv/stay_classy_csgo/
>>128846309
>implying children haven't always been prevalent in cs
>source
Hahaha
>>128845878
>implying csgo players can't take dick
>have been on a win streak of 12 comp wins
>still no rank up
>>128846323
cause gaben doesn't give out million dollar prize moneys to a luck based game.
are you guys mad because valve cares more about dota than csgo?
even gaben went to TI5his favorite hero is SK.
>>128846352
gtfo fucking faggot, this is why /csgog/ is a fucking shithole now.
>>128846837
that thread's been posted at least three times since yesterday. get overyourself faggot
>>128846813
Not really considering they are two totally different genres
I'm just glad LoL is dieing r-right
>>128846813
i dont give a fuck about assfaggots
>>128839527
this guy sent me nudes
Is it worth it to git gud with the deagle? If so, how?
>>128847754
its a rng cannon
>>128847725
Was his butt any good?
>>128847754
Ask dennis for his cheats.
>>128847835
will sell u the nudes for skins
>>128847725
Post em or gtfo
what's the cheapest place to buy a steam key for this game
i remember someone posting some site that sold them for €5 but I don't remember what it was
where do you think cs go would be if streaming didnt exist
>go to read some anime to get good
>a window tells me i have one fuck request from a milf in my area
>tfw csgo got me laid
DOTARDS?!?
>>128846930
>I-I keep posting it all day, that's why it's o-okay.
Fuck. Off.
Go back to reddit shitface.
>>128848156
back to demos
>>128848249
why are you stutter typing? are you that bad at arguing? also nice rebuttal, i can't believe it only took 20 minutes to think that up.
>>128848345
>rebuttal
hellooooooooooo reddit.
This kills the thread, later cuks
>>128848562
Doter starts up soon tho
>>128848557
Shit talking reddit, and calling out people you disagree with is more cancerous than actual redditors posting in the thread.
>>128848654
>>128848519
c u c k
>six hours until fnatic vs navi
god dammit dude
Who will win the final? Easy fnatic win?
