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Vox xenoarch edition

Last time on /ss13g/
>OH MY GOD WHO CARES??

>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://ss13.undo.it:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.nexisonline.net:1336

>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.pomf.se/forum/
http://ss13.pomf.se/index.php/bans
http://ss13.undo.it/logs/

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Map renders collection: updated nightly
http://ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/

>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/

OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/wa9fnYbg
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first for husbandos doing husbandoey things
which one is yours?
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Why would anyone actually play Engineering?
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I want to eiffel tower Rail
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>>128586817
why would anyone actually play this game?
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>>128586834
Vox are disgusting and you are too
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>>128586902
Because I find it enjoyable, unlike Engineering.
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remove vox
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>>128586817
free hardsuit, insulated gloves and toolbelt
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>>128587084
>hardsuit
Ask the AI to let you into EVA, alternatively, play Plasmaman and acquire boots somehow
>insulated gloves
What kind of shitter needs glubbs for hacking
>toolbelt
plasticbag
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>>128587017
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>>128586834
>>128587037
different strategy, same goal
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>>128586659
Gather round chilluns, let me tell you about the fall of house Yahir "Xevonix" Kepplinger

>>>128516413

>>128565545 >>128567472 >>128568765 >>128571492 >>128572353 >>128573582 >>128516413

>http://ss13.pomf.se/forum/viewtopic.php?f=18&t=2287
Check the logs to see which metaclub member lifted his ban
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>>128587190
Sec often goes after you and some shitter AIs don't do it.
Have fun getting shocked by rogue silicons
plasticbag can hold noitems
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>>128587230
That looks more like some sort of horror form mime that I want in my game
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>>128586817
Because you're new and stupid or want to do autism projects
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>>128587230
>gets a ONE DAY ban for his constant bullshit
>no medical jobban
>it gets lifted anyways
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Borgs unable to interface with doors/terminals that require access the HoP can't access when? Its really fucky that borgs can control syndicate/derelict/savage ship doors and consoles when the consoles don't have anything in them that broadcast's their controls. Hell make accessing non-station/outpost devices a module or emag effect.

Hell at least syndicate and vox raider ships should be encoded or something that keeps borgs out.
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>>128586937
Nice try, Rail.
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why don't we have forced random name yet?
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>>128587550
Hah, I know who you are Rail. Stop samefagging
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I'm looking to get into spriting, what's a good place to start? I want to sprite ss13 stuff obviously
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>>128587551
Because you still new that pink anime guy with a nigger name in chemistry doing his bob dylan routine is bob dylan. It makes little difference other than making it harder to know when a fag is here and to avoid them if possible.
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>>128587351
>some shitter AIs don't do it.
I am yet to meet the Asimov AI that won't open EVA under direct law2. If you ever meet them then immediately ahelp that shit because it's rightfully a jobban, holy shit.
>Have fun getting shocked by rogue silicons
Dying to rogue silicons is a blessing in disguise, it allows you to take a break from the game and do your real life business while you sit out the worst and least interesting antag in the entire game, beating even Ling.
>plasticbag can hold noitems
I'm glad we've established your terminal shittery
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>>128587715
Food, More Vox suits
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>>128587537
reminder that the newcops ship doesn't have anything keeping any crewmember at all from flying it and ruining the whole round by preventing ops from winning
reminding that instead of fixing this the shitmins we've got just ban and give badnotes
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>>128587537
A lot of stuff needs sorted onto "networks", so the borgs can't receive alerts from other stations (It's weird that a borg on the main station should even get alerts that the salvage station atmos is having a power alarm), or access their electronics without initial interfacing.

It'd make shit like vox starting on vox station, plasmen starting on the derelict, etc. somewhat more functional without the possibility of roundstart grief from the AI and it's borgs
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>>128587917
>the newcops ship doesn't have anything keeping any crewmember at all from flying it and ruining the whole round by preventing ops from winning
uh
you know it can only be used by newcops unless it's emagged, right
just don't leave an emag out and noone can steal it
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>>128587968
Crew monitor is bread spectrum now too. Enjoy showing up as unknown, syndicate shuttle.
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>>128587643
Hello, Yahir.
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>>128588150
>No longer a need to send out the paramedic as a "scout" to other Z levels to set up CMCs to get the full network

While it was fun to get it done, and made it feel like you were actually getting shit done, it does make it easier for people to get back into the round if they're parapenstripspaced
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>>128588064
even that's bannable.
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>>128587715
A 1911 knockoff handgun
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>>128588267
Yabeard conspiracists go home. Greys were faked by Lincoln CMXVI to justify a runaway budget and declect from the fallout of unethical test subjects escaping into the wilds.
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>>128588425
g o a l p o s t s
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>>128588425
>Soca

what did you expect?
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>>128587917
>>128588425
A fair amount of us agree it was a bullshit ban, but according to Soca, Pomf said that it counts as metagaming now for some reason.
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>>128588425
Why is socachaca such a fag?
I can almost believe that it's a fat mexican girl.
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>>128588460
Just spawn the 1911. We have one
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>>128588571
It has counted as metagaming for a LONG time now
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>>128588483
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>>128588425
>tfw you now get to enjoy ban drama

So admins are banning people to protect unrobust antags? Is this bay?
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>>128588150
>Hinheihiszanle had zuixiongzhensang. Linare beng

What did he mean by this?
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>>128588658
They can't understand common.
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>>128588602
show me it

and I mean a shitty knockoff
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>>128588656
yes
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>>128588425
Why don't we just port /tg/'s turrets to protect the fucking shuttle?

Why don't Nuke ops lock down their shuttle? Close the fucking shutters and use the PDA to close the blast door. Bam, your shuttle is now impenetrable.
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>>128588614
>REMINDER THAT X
>but not X
>YEAH BUT ALMOST X
i don't consider this a counterargument, you're just being dumb
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>>128588579
she must likely is. Hell, just being an almost full time admin for this game must mean she has no social life at all.
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>>128588739
BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN
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>>128588571
>>128588612
>syndies attack station
>while flying through space you see big red syndie ship with no one inside
>Go to hack the door o-
>*BWOINK* HOW DARE YOU METAGAME THESE POOR INNOCENT NUKE OPS?!
>HOW DID YOU KNOW THEY HAD A SHIP? THEY COULD HAVE SWIM ON TO THE STATION!
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>>128588873
anon, you know what starting a sentence with "even" signifies right?
a concession
knock off this 'right or wrong, gotta win the argument' nonsense and focus on the fact that getting banned for either is just protecting bad antags.
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>>128588813
Go on the test server and use the sandbox command if they didn't blacklist guns yet
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>>128589051
Why don't you go back to spacing high risk items or whatever you metagamers do for 'fun'?
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>>128589090
>protecting bad antags.
banning people over it is the worst possible way to handle it but unfortunately bad antags have to be protected in a server like this
we have way, way too many rounds where we get nukeflops or all the vampires get gibbed 5 minutes in or it's ling and the round becomes station time 14:40 extended
something is terribly wrong with either our gamemodes and our antags, and I welcome any attempts to remedy it
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>>128589217
Ok, but I want you to ban any nuke ops that use the teleporter to get on to the station, after all, it's meta knowledge that there are teleport beacons on the station for them to use!
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>>128588571
>not metagaming to know what nukeops are
>not metagaming to know what the objective of nukeops is
>not metagaming to immediately move to secure the disk once nukeops reveal themselves
>not metagaming to know that multiple people in red hardsuits+SMGs means you're under attack by a nukeops team

>somehow metagaming to know that the nukeops have a ship
>somehow metagaming to fly around the station until you find that ship, then steal it
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>>128589332
Add zombies, zombie virus.

Add Predator.

Add Space Ninja.
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>>128589565
don't add more shitty gamemodes
fix the ones we already have
for example we can start by removing ling, which would be a huge fix
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>>128589565
>Zombies
Boooooring
Add the Flood
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>>128586817
Because someone has to.

Who ensures that there's power so you can do your job?
Who rebuilds your workplace after someone welderbombs it?
Who cleans up the plasma let loose by that traitor that broke into atmospherics?

Well, it's not 90% of engineers, that's for sure, but by god do I try, because someone has to keep the crew safe.

God bless the NT Engineering Corps.

Really though, some people have just the right amount of autism and the need to be useful to enjoy it, like me.
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>>128589707
Probe was doing necromorphs

WHEN
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>>128589657
Don't remove ling, buff it so it's an interesting antag.
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>>128589707
Fuck off babby
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>>128589709
>Who ensures that there's power so you can do your job?
Engineers, beats me what they do the rest of the shift though which is why I asked.
>Who rebuilds your workplace after someone welderbombs it?
Me because it takes eight metal sheets.
>Who cleans up the plasma let loose by that traitor that broke into atmospherics?
Nobody, it's shuttlecall and wait 25 minutes for the next round.
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>>128589332
why protect the unrobust when they should just become robust?
it's not some error in the code, it's just newcops forgetting to lock the door and getting punished for it. Problem is, by banning the guy, the admins admit there's a problem that they'd rather cover up instead of fix.
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>>128589565
>tfw the disease event was disabled so no more wizarditis shoah or the rhumba beat starts the cha cha cha
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>>128589930
same reason why the TEG was buffed.
"why handhold engineers when they should just git gud?"
because they won't git gud
the least you can do is ease the effect that their shittery will have in the rest of the server to at least try to keep the round sufferable
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>>128589657
but adding more gamemodes that can happen randomly and pull ghosts back into the round after fluke ops or when lings are playing extended etc is literally the solution.
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>>128589709
They call the shuttle
They call the shuttle
They call the shuttle
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>>128589825
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>>128590217
code red required for shuttle calls when
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>No slowly spreading zombie virus that starts similar to blob with a patient zero
>no patient zero to suddenly turn and have a huge amount of combat power
>no patient zero to infect others and have them slowly rot before dying and turning
>no research to sample the virus and find a cure to win the round by completely curing the virus
>no mutations to cause the virus to mutate and force research to work faster
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>>128590309
This. and then some salty dog doesn't get logs and make a ban request later. People think they're safe with admins but I can still nonantag griff away
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>>128590383
When you make a PR for it and get bullied into oblivion by the github trolls
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>>128590546
>the github trolls
You need to either back this up or stop saying it.
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>>128590631
Go on github and start looking around.
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>>128590631
you're not real
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>>128590631
>stop saying it.
Yeah and who's going to make me?!
>GIT
>HUB
>TROLLS
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EVERYTHING IS AWFUL.
Also, why did this guy's post get deleted?
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>>128590824
he got 5 bwoinks at the same time
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>>128590824
At first I thought it was some kind of generalized blacklist from the couple deletions in the last thread like how furry in the OP autosages but now I don't know.

Don't think I haven't noticed how I have to solve 2-4 captchas suddenly every post for no reason either.
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>>128590089
buffing the TEG is fixing the code. Like how the shuttle should have automatic theft-prevention instead of relying on newcops remembering to lock the door.
that's an actual solution to the problem.

banning isn't.
if there's something the admins don't want the players doing regardless of circumstances, code it out. Knowingly abusing exploits or violating written rules is something separate. Banning over something that can be done within the game itself is akin to having unwritten laws that still carry the full weight of law.
There's no good argument for secret laws, and things the thread has discussed and what is public knowledge are not the same things. If something is bannable, it needs to be stated in the server rules. To the best of my knowledge, there is no written prohibition against stealing the shuttle that can be found in the expected locations.
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>>128589707
Flood would be solid bullshit but it might be cool.

>few players start as spores
>vent crawl and infect players take over in a matter of seconds, like a permanent borer
>flood player can break down the host into biomass block, turning itself and the host player into a spore again
>once there is enough biomass players can evolve into pure flood monsters
>team objective is to acquire x amount of biomass in one area to start making a Gravemind

It would be like blob but instead of one player it would be a bunch of players building up a spreading base.
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>>128591269
i know nigger, i already said that
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>>128587715
>>128587843
>>128588460
I dont know crap, I meant what program should I use and if there is a good tutorial on spriting

pls help
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>>128591269
The TEG was fine. It had a 2/3rds reduction for good reason. It was easy to setup a 1 megawatt TEG in 10 minutes. Comparable with the other engines and powered the station fine.If you wanted to power autism, you could assemble an overpressure TEG taking time on par with a more serious SME and providing tens of megawatts.
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>>128591281
I always thought it would be like one player controlling a small group of 3-4 spores due to how fragile they are, but yeah sounds neat.
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>>128591281
except flood are a shitty model to use.
carrier forms are literally suicide bombers how fun
combat forms are largely reliant on their leaps to close to melee range, and their shooting ability is a joke unless they've got a rocket launcher
pure form stalkers don't do anything except climb things and have too much health
tank forms are too slow to do anything
ranged forms are just turrets with high health

none of this translates well into spess. They're reliant on high-mobility, swarms, and explosives to be dangerous. Two of those things are also what xenos relied on in the movies, and look how well that translated. pure forms were even a joke in 3 asides from the ranged forms, which were more annoying than anything else.

if we're going to rip something from directly from another setting and we really should stop doing this just add genestealer cults as some mix between ling, xenos, plus whatever cult elements can be used for balance.
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>>128586902
There's not enough murder in Harvest Moon.
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>>128591401
read the fucking wiki
it's all there
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>>128591995
>Genestealer cult

So you want a Xeno to knock out and physically rape a man/woman, then wait for that person to have sex and have a child which is actually a hybrid genestealer/human? I'm in.
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>>128588571
>stealing the nukeship is metagaming and warrents banning

Jesus christ, who was the autistic fuck admining that round?
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>>128586659
>>http://ss13.pomf.se/forum/viewtopic.php?f=18&t=2287&start=10
>>"The point is that you knew I wasn't ignoring you but I didn't know he wasn't ignoring me."
>So I punched him more instead of shaknig or using the body scanner
Hue
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>>128592604
socachaca
who else would ban for something that dumb?
Mr. Pain?
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>>128592604
>literally in the picture
ur dum
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>>128589332
>powergaming to protect antags in a round

Fuck you. I'm shit at nukeops, but I'll never get good at nukin if I never have a reason to try and learn.
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>>128592669
to be fair, there's no reason to operate on an afk for a non-threatening injury
why he didn't shake is beyond me though
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>>128590386
>zombies rush viro
>gg zombies win
>patient zero is the virologist
>gg no re
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>>128593331
It's not like that, it's that once we're in surgery a lot alt-tab until they get shaken up
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>>128590386
you know that'd just mean a lot of people either spacing/burning themselves for arrr peee, or trying to speed up the sickness for antag status and valids.
virus-based modes just aren't very good since it means there's no either no actual antag, or contracting the virus means antag status, all while everyone except the virololgist and maybe other parts of medbay/science are useless.
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>67 online

So I'm guessing there's 1 sec, no engineers, and 2 unfilled head roles?
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>>128593757
That's why xenos work. Getting infected by one doesn't mean you get turned into a xeno. A similar system should be applied if we want zombie mode.
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>>128593360
You can cure viruses with groans soda, there's often 3 other chem dispensers easily reached, Many crew have O- if you comb the medical records for someone to be your vaccine bitch

>>128593942
Yup.
>Willingly playing tard wrangler or recall jockey
No thanks
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>>128593942
three chemists, two virologists, and no doctors either probably.
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>>128594146
>Two virologists
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>>128594146
>>128594254
One virologist and a husk that bounced off the telcommsat you mean.

Anyone remember Eli wood getting triggered?
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>>128594402
no, go on
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>>128594018
>not enjoying HoP

But I like pencil pushing as IAA so I guess this is where you call me autistic.
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>>128594939
Eh, HoP's not bad if you're willing to take flak for just sitting at your desk all shift and handing pre-made forms to people.
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>>128593942

How the fuck do you even play like that?
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>>128594254
the other one was a ling, i should have suspected it. Man i was so close for a beneficial virus.

Anyway, most interesting round as a viro ever. Dont remember the name, but officer you where great, 10 secs since i asked for help and BANG tased the ling. Awesome
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The true winner of that round was the super potatoes.

Everyone else lost.
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>>128594402
Eli wood arrived to find someone in ~his~ virology. They were kindly escortedfrom the premises. To the south
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>Helping the fire spread as a non antag

;)
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OLIMAR YOU FUCCBOI, YOU WEREN'T ANTAG WHY DID YOU KILL ME ON SIGHT YOU PIECE OF SHIT?
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>>128595042
you greytide
that's the only thing you can do, since there's two dozen greytiders already, no one wants to arr peee, and your autism projects will be destroyed by said tiders.
lowpop is the only pop worth playing.
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>>128595329
the fire must rise
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>I get ling
>cremated or decapitated every time
>someone else gets ling
>HoS goes "Nah, we'll just space him alive trust me guys it'll be fine *wink* *wink*

Holy shit guys the metaclub is REAL
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>>128595042
Generally how it goes is you and 30 of your nigger friends break into everything, steal everything then validhunt, murder nonantags, and scream at borgs for 30-40 minutes until one of the antags sets the singularity loose, plasma floods or bombs and we go home to reroll for antag
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>>128595379
you were valid dude, sorry.
nothing I could do
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>>128595395
The HoS was a ling.
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>>128595395
They had no reason to believe I was a ling at that point.
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>>128595395
>last week
>HoS says to just space the ling
>drag body and cremate it, gets assmad
>know exactly who both players were
>know they metagame together

Whine goes well with wine I tell you H'wat
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>>128595395
>Almost get killed by ling
>Lets throw them a "trial"
>They Perma him because I had no evidence he was a ling because we were alone
>Breaks out kills more

Hmm....
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>>128595379
>Greytide din du nuffin why he opressin meh mang!?
>I's only on the runs fo' doin nuffin why he gots da be lik dats

>>128595395
Gotta use that :g muhfugga
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triangle shades ala Sissel from ghost trick y/n?
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>>128595537
>everyone is valid when I'm sec

>>128595638
>being an atmos tech trying to find the gas miner is bad
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>first time borg
>after fucking around as a standard I decide to help out security because of multiple problem causing non-human scum demanding to be let out
>Spend most of the round wandering around like the fucking retard I am relying on the HoS and other security members to give me orders as if they were my own personal retard wranglers
>fiasco happens in virology
>shit goes down hill
>pull out my taser and land a 100% accuracy shot into a fellow officer
>apprehend the subject with a simple pull and drag him to security
>little while later an uppity ass piece of shit officer joins and automatically assumes that the whole team is incompetent
>"THERE'S BLOOD IN VIROLOGY, BETCHA DIDN'T CHECK THAT OUT"
>"OH DID YOU CHECK OUT THE BLOOD GOING DIRECTLY INTO THE DETECTIVES OFFICE? BETCHA DIDN'T GUISE, I JUST GOT HERE"
>Meteor storm
>Security has no oxygen
>More fiasco with the virologists
>The fucking lawyer thinks that dragging one of the virologists to the trial is more important than him staying alive
>Security officer screaming that the dude needs an O2 mask and the lawyer ignoring his shit
>Medical sensor shows this guy with a tiny red bar of health
>Law 1 decides I need to pull this guy out and drag his sorry and probably antag ass to medbay but to my knowledge he's still a human
>Get called retarded by the lawyer, probably true for both of us but whatever
>I need to arrest Clown
>CLASSIC Contradictory Law 2 question, is it the highest ranking or most recent
>Convince clown its highest ranking order goes
>Take him to brig
>Arrest a tree-man
>Someone helped the clown escape and welded our fucking doors
Then the station went to shit and we all died.
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>>128595589
What made me mad the most is how you got tracking implanted at the start and no one ever checked the console despite being told multiple times
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>>128595786
>>CLASSIC Contradictory Law 2 question, is it the highest ranking or most recent
Rank means nothing on Asimov. Read the wiki's guide on silicon laws I guess.
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why didnt security pick up the dope gygax i made them
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>>128595594
hmmmm
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>>128595953
Mighty fine taste there friend
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>>128595786
when you get conflicting orders you ignore both
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>>128595786
Rank has zero to do with asimov and is nto an appropriate qualifier.
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>>128595786
I was the viro you saved, i wasnt the ling, man you saved me there, that sandra officer didnt let me equipp O2 becausee fuck you are arrested because you are a virologist and there is blood there.

You did a GOOD JOB.
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>>128595902
>>128596014
Yeah I guess it makes sense
I just didn't see it in the guide, though I probably shouldn't have skimmed over it
>>128595992
Please no
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>>128593942
I'd play sec if it wasn't for this tedious catch and release program being forced down our throats this week. So, in the meantime, I'm kickin' it with the greyshirts. They're not so bad.
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>>128595992
I like most recent, it gets them pissed off at people who aren't me
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>>128595589
Searching you for making bombs, about to let you go with a slap on the wrist, suddenly grab slammed until I'm jam. And then they forget about your corpse. and that's why you gotta put bullets into the suspect before any talking begins.
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>>128596126
Eh, once you learn to let go of "winning" and just ride the wave shitting on shitters it's all good. You can even ride out the process making them spend a half hour not getting prepared then throw the case out cause nobody is showing up. You've given them triple time and admins can't bitch. Total win.

>>128596217
>tfw grabbed, run, rubberbanded from 5 tiles away and beat to death
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Yahir is a cunt who deserves a medial ban. I know wild ride, and all that, but he's always an aggro prick looking for a fight, no matter what role he's in
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>>128596460
Couldn't agree more desu
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>>128596409
I'd rather not continue riding the wave of tedium.
This isn't about winning, this shit just isn't fun, aside for the jury, Ace Attorneyfags, and the antag who inevitably gets away, so he can continue sucking the DNA out people's dicks, until he turns into a horrorling and drags the round out with the AI whom he subverted.

It just drags on me. It's cramping my style, harshing my vibes, absorbing my momentum.

It's just not for me.
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>>128596409
>pray for a magic wheelchair
>sacrifice shit
>no response, ever
And people said we wouldn't miss the old wheelchair because admins would have spawned it all the time.
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>>128596839
There's lings then code red and yo ucan kill them all day long. Actually fucking read faggot. Even on blue if shit's busy you can waive the trial.
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>>128597409
>code red
>ever happening with the heads we get

Now you're just gonna make me laugh.
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>>128597540
First red tider should be taking cap, the second should be taking HoS. If it takes a gods damned mutiny to get a code red then you and your squad of hotheaded ruff cowgirls will ride the HoP and CMOs ID straight to code red
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>>128595992
When you get conflicting orders you literally obey the one you want.
It's so fucking stupid and it shouldn't be that way, but according to my ahelps it is.
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>>128597968
Also if you get orders you can delay following the orders to PDA or ask over radio for people to give you counter-orders.
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>>128598137
Yep.
You're being a huge fucking faggot but it's admin sanctioned.
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So who's your admin pairing that ISN'T Celt and Niggly?
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>>128598268
pomf and senaat
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>>128598224
You have no idea how erect it makes me when I ask for you to confirm your order to open the armory and nobody gives a shit.

>>128598268
I ship niggly as the dominant and surprisingly sensitive Barista to niggly's ex-boxer
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>>128589565
That's called Warframe.
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>>128598268
Diethyl x Dragonbro
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>>128598419
2015 was a while ago anon
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>>128598268
elim x drungi
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>>128598516
Shut up.
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>>128598419
>Bringing up more casualties
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqqSa9n2ZQk
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>>128598802
>dragonbro
Oh god what happened, I didn't even realize until now.
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>>128586659
That parrot is adorable
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>>128599070
shut the fuck up
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>>128599070
Most likely dead.
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>>128599249
>you are now realizing that almost all images or videos of cute animals that are >10 years old most likely feature dead subjects
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>>128599070
retard
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>>128599058
This is what happens when you aren't captain and kill everyone champ
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what the fuck happened to the new cops?
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>>128599070

>>128599070
Not too likely.
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>>128599363
Apparently they blew themselves up.
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I found a $160 monitor but havent bought it yet. Do you guys know if it goes away naturally for LCD screens?
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dont destroy me, I dont know how this will come out
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>>128599413
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME
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>>128599183
>>128599343
/vg/ hates parrots?
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>>128598416
oh fug it is

Ripping shit off from Warframe when?
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>>128599498
if what goes away?
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>>128599826
The top of the hub is burnt into my monitor and shows up over transparent things.
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>>128599875
Might be useful

http://www.wikihow.com/Fix-a-Stuck-Pixel-on-an-LCD-Monitor
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>>128599716
Don't listen to em, birbs are great
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>>128599498
Oh, burnout anon. itmay go a way and may not. Try leaving it on as a fully white screen overnight.
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>>128599498
DON'T BUY A MONITOR FOR SPESS
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>>128600392
That's what's really bothering me. people keep telling me black and white. Which one is the right one?
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>>128595756
>>128599515

vg senpai please notice me
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>>128600812
Whaddya want, a fuckin cookie? It looks alright, bother someone until they put it in
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>>128600812
>>128599515
>>128595756
Wear the kamina glasses and play pretend in a game where you pretend to be a spaceman doing his space job on a space station. Bloat from sprites a brazillion items is part of what causes serbia to lag so badly.
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>>128601130
>sprites lagging the server up

it aint that, it's the fucking features no one asks for like the upcoming hypotermia
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>>128600384
>>128599716
Birds are pretty nice looking I wish they weren't so dumb and loud though

American Crows are supposed to be pretty smart at least
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>>128601130
>bloat from sprites causes the server to lag
shut the fuck up retard
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>>128601780
>>128601130
Sprites don't add any performance hit mid-game, although they may add maybe 1/1000 of a second per sprite in loading time at the very beginning with the serb boots up a new shift.

I haven't even looked at the hypothermia code but I doubt it does either

If you want to talk about stuff that causes a performance hit
>Atmos calculations
>Lighting calculations
>Basically anything that searches/affects nearby tiles (for example bombs)
>Bigger maps (solar panels have to search more tiles before they reach the edge of the map)
>Anything that gets called repeatedly for the entire shift (for example stuff in human's life())
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>>128602052
corvidae in general are tricky cunts
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>>128601780
>>128602052
Ririchiyo go home. The judge says you can't say those things anymore.
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>>128601130
>Sprites causing lag
That's very wrong
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>>128602604
I don't get the joke, does Riri hate birds or like crows?
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>>128602564
Oh that is a cheeky bird
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>>128601130
How to Spot Someone Who Doesn't Know Dick About the Code 101
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>>128602926
Like you?
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>>128602832
With ears and lips like that It may be bullshit but I'll believe it.
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So as pAI, trying to download the universal translator crashes byond and gives me a window that says "Dreamseeker has encountered an improper argument"
Upon relogging, attempting to use the pAI software interface gives me the same window and crashes again. The only way to fix that is to wipe the pAI and redownload the personality, but attempting to download the translator again makes the same thing happen.

I've already tried to uninstall byond and clear the cache. I'm using windows 8.1 (fuck forced updates) if that matters. Any idea how I can go about fixing this?
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>>128602956
>no u
Great comeback
Sprites don't lag the game, amigo
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>>128602832
Sauce?
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>>128603274
>Says no u
>Reply with no, no u
>haha great comeback
I guess?
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>>128603262
Try IE active X filtering?
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>>128603332
epic?
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>>128603316
>>128603430
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=xil
Here's a gel link too
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>>128603430
>>128604229
Legendary.
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I just wanted to join the MoMMI's party.
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>Let's say to the AI and borgs we want to kill the human wizzard they captured.
>Let's then say we want to change their laws to specifically allow us to kill him.
>Why are they stopping us?
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>tfw you're the only one voting and decide deff is the best map for everyone
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>raging mages
>no one changes the laws from asimov
>shitcurity diona keeps lying through his teeth trying to trick the borgs that the wizard is not human and that they should follow space law instead of their own laws
>endround OOC whining about asimov borgs protecting the wizard from bloodthirsty crew
This is why you all suck.
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>>128605569
No problem friend, always happy to spoonfeed some catboys
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>>128606045
When you have to be a promoted assistant wizard hunter protecting Mage from Valids.
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>>128605958
>someone actually tried going to the "MoMMi party"
>the party I yelled to distract the MoMMi as we took his winnings
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>>128606045
They could not defeat LUCHA LAW!
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So how do you set an AI to NT default? Where's the module board for that?
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>>128606204
AI upload
dummy
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>LETS SAVE THE WIZARD GUYS
>THERE'S ONLY ONE WIZARD GUYS
>THE OTHER TWO "WIZARDS" ARE DEAD BUT LETS PROTECT HIM GUYS
>LETS HOLD HANDS AND WE'LL ALL BE FRIENDS
I swear to god the worst part was not even being able to get into my office because Mr. Anal Protector
>>128606045
We should've just killed him, there was enough to prevent borgs from fucking it all up
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>>128606019
>>128606045
I do question why you didn't make a summary execution before, I was literally stealing everyone's butts.
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>>128606301
>Mr. Anal Protector
I do my best :)
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>>128606283
Why can't you make the most important lawset with R&D though?
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>>128606393
you can make em all, raise up reasearch and check the circuit printer under misc
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I legitimately think this game would be more fun without borgs.
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>>128606390
All i wanted to do was robust some poor helpless man :(((
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>>128606480
Well it doesn't show here
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/Guide_to_Research_and_Development
And it didn't show on the circuit printer.
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>>128606045
>Asimov
Why didn't you doorcrush then space the diona for harming a human?
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>>128605958
Nick is a good staticnamer
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>>128606729
It's on there. You can even print onehuman
Just gitgud at rnd faggot
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>>128606897
>4 other sec officers, a lawyer, a captain and some shitters breaking in
They would have flashed and destroyed me on the spot so I chose not to get my valids.
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>>128606301
You don't even slightly understand the ASIMOV silicons operate under do you? The same handwaving that prevents borg from roundstart strip spacing your special - snowflake non-human ass mean we can't take potential harm into account at all. So when there were a few shouts about other wizzards, but all of sec standing arround the first wizzard stroking their murderboners, leaving sec to it is a bannable offense.
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>>128603365
Well, I tried to enable all the options with it, but it didn't work
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>>128607059
>ctrl-f
>"default"
>0 results
Oh really?
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>6 admins on
>ahelp
>nothing

>only dragonbro on
>ahelp
>instant response


total bro
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>>128607478
Plus even if your tech levels are shit, you can just planning frame a purge core freeform it.
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>>128607649
I have been starting to see that lately as well.
Dragonbro is a boss for trying to speak to everyone and being helpful.
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>>128607649
Probe told me today that he doesn't even have Byond installed

I hope he comes back soon
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>>128607649
DragonBro is very keen. He makes me jealous with his knowledge and eagerness.
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>>128607931
>Plus
But it's not on there. Will you answer my question or not?
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>>128607649
>gotten bwoinked twice for doing something bannable on accident
>both times were him
>he doesn't ban
>just tells me how I fucked up and not to do it again
He's based.
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>>128608138
Yes really, it's in the circuit imprinter,. It's always there when I get back from the clown roid and max tech.
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>>128606024
I did that for high pop with taxi, there was much butthurt to be had. The round ended fast because wiz biz though.
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>>128607985
Why did he leave?
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>>128606393
You can print freeform but not NT Default

Source: I read the code
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>>128608795
Shitpost frenzy devoured him.
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>>128608795
It felt too personal to ask, I think he's just on break probably burned out from adminning
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>>128608894
He always struck me as the kind of guy that didn't take stock in what the thread said.

Did he make an announcement that he was leaving or something? How do we know he's gone for good?
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>>128607649
>two admins on
>not including dragonbro
>ahelp
>dragonbro responds
he's good at it
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>>128608973
>How do we know he's gone for good?
we don't, he'll probably be back eventually
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>>128608434
This desu >>128608878
Reading the code right now. You're full of shit.
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>>128609103
Everyone seems to think that he is.
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I heard Drungi 2 : Snow Pirate Boogaloo is in the works to introduce hypothermia.
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>>128608078
There is much that he can learn me, I think that he helped me many times before and I hope that he'll stay.
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>>128608973
Something happened, he made a single mistake. A shitpost frenzy raged for days. At some point he just shut down. At the end of the day he's only a big guy who does it 4free4u

I haven't seen him in his usual timeslot for weeks now. He might come back some time in the future but I doubt it'll ever be for more than a couple days until he remembers why he left. The magic is gone yo and he's done it all.. There's only pain and sadness left for him here.
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Post best ban reason you can find
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>>128608973
it's not that, it's that after a certain point, some chucklefucks would throw the Probe name on and shitpost.
my guess is the guy liked interacting and the shitposting it all stirred up killed it for him. He never adopted a trip, which I take as evidence that he didn't find it worthwhile to help anymore if he had simply become a herald of shitposting he wasn't even involved in.
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>>128609942
What did he do? It can't be that bad!
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