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>Celt is adding hypothermia, everybody mad
>DoctorMad gets unjust notes from Pain, declares the man a baybie, goes mad
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First for nothing in particular.
>>128516413
>tfw yahir's well on track to a permaban this year and we'll finally be free from Xevonix.
>tfw got to ahelp when he was beatin on the dude
>tfw an asshole doesn't static name so you can avoid them
Sawbones whitelisted for skellington when?
#FreeSawbones
I am just.. gonna play Xenobio and play with my fucking slimes, and die to Xenos
>>128516676
fat chance boyo
permabans dont mean gone forever
>>128516676
Is this one of those false flags pol is always warning me about?
>>128516909
Yer a faggot 'arry tends to be close enough
>>128516994
probably not, the guy just genuinely hates me for nonlethally trying to stop him from attacking me one round
>>128517047
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3owSSPoTdaE
>>128516676
you have an unhealthy obsession that challenges sarca.
>>128516413
>"I did literally nothing wrong" - Yahir
[22:22:50]ATTACK: Yahir Kepplinger (xevonix) punched Old Man MacGregor (drexplosion)
[22:22:51]ATTACK: Yahir Kepplinger (xevonix) punched Old Man MacGregor (drexplosion)
[22:22:53]ATTACK: Yahir Kepplinger (xevonix) punched Old Man MacGregor (drexplosion)
[22:22:54]ATTACK: Yahir Kepplinger (xevonix) punched Old Man MacGregor (drexplosion)
[22:23:05]ATTACK: Old Man MacGregor (drexplosion) disarmed Yahir Kepplinger (xevonix)
[22:23:06]ATTACK: Old Man MacGregor (drexplosion) disarmed Conner O'Soisoi (harsetheef)
[22:23:08]ATTACK: Old Man MacGregor (drexplosion) disarmed Yahir Kepplinger (xevonix)
[22:23:10]ATTACK: Old Man MacGregor (drexplosion) disarmed Yahir Kepplinger (xevonix)
[22:23:10]ATTACK: Old Man MacGregor (drexplosion) pushed Yahir Kepplinger (xevonix)
[22:24:46]ATTACK: Yahir Kepplinger (xevonix) punched Old Man MacGregor (drexplosion)
[22:24:48]ATTACK: Yahir Kepplinger (xevonix) punched Old Man MacGregor (drexplosion)
>>128517716
NOTICE ME SARCAagain
>>128517767
[22:21:35]SAY: Yahir Kepplinger/Xevonix (@134,109,1) As Sol Common : Which hand is it?
[22:21:43]SAY: Yahir Kepplinger/Xevonix (@134,109,1) As Sol Common : Macgregor
conner tells me the hand that he had broken
[22:21:50]SAY: Yahir Kepplinger/Xevonix (@134,109,1) As Sol Common : I know conner
[22:21:54]SAY: Yahir Kepplinger/Xevonix (@134,109,1) As Sol Common : Im talking to MacGregor
[22:22:13]SAY: Yahir Kepplinger/Xevonix (@134,109,1) As Sol Common : MacGregor, use your fucking mout
[22:22:16]SAY: Yahir Kepplinger/Xevonix (@134,109,1) As Sol Common : Tell me
[22:22:22]SAY: Yahir Kepplinger/Xevonix (@134,109,1) As Sol Common : Use your fucking words
[22:22:27]SAY: Yahir Kepplinger/Xevonix (@134,109,1) As Sol Common : Or ill pop you in the head
[22:23:12]SAY: Yahir Kepplinger/Xevonix (@141,108,1) As Sol Common : GREGOR
[22:23:14]SAY: Yahir Kepplinger/Xevonix (@141,108,1) As Sol Common : I FUCKING ASKED
[22:23:15]SAY: Yahir Kepplinger/Xevonix (@141,108,1) As Sol Common : YOU
[22:23:17]SAY: Yahir Kepplinger/Xevonix (@141,108,1) As Sol Common : FIVE TIMES
the short yells where probably when he was disarming me
[22:23:19]SAY: Yahir Kepplinger/Xevonix (@141,108,1) As Sol Common : TO TELL ME
[22:23:21]SAY: Old Man MacGregor/Dr. Explosion (@135,108,1) As Sol Common : YAHIR ATTACKING ME IN MEDBAY
[22:23:22]SAY: Yahir Kepplinger/Xevonix (@141,108,1) As Sol Common : WHAT HAND IT IS
[22:23:30]SAY: Yahir Kepplinger/Xevonix (@138,108,1) As Sol Common : You know what
[22:23:34]SAY: Yahir Kepplinger/Xevonix (@137,108,1) As Sol Common : Get the fuck out
posting the attack logs do not paint the full picture and youre just using it to try to make me out to be an asshole, i do that well enough without your help buddy
hey guys, it's me sawbones.
I have to ask everyone to stop fighting, and lets be friends for tonight
Why are people posting logs in the thread, and not the forums?
Can I grab a spray bottle filled with waters and give a grey a friendly spurt when I pass by or does it really fuck them up?
>>128517925
>Could have just went to the body scanner
>Instead repeatedly punches him the wrenches the fuck out of him while he's drugged for defending himself
Ten outa ten. Every month you get even more insane.
>>128518059
Sawbones pls stop trying to slip me on bananas. Pls.
>>128518158
ok i'll stop
>>128518126
Does spraying a human with a friendly spur of sulfuric acid hurt?
>>128518126
Yeah, it doesn't do a lot of damage
>>128518158
That's clearly an antagonist trying to ambush you. Stuncuff and go welderbomb him immediately. For the safety of the station.
>>128518139
This. Yahir, for a guy who supposedly mains medbay you seem to be terrible at everything except making your precious chloral hydrate. (Which is the least robust way of dealing with someone short of scrubgloves, I might add.)
>>128518059
hey sawbones it's me, orange hair guy.
Remember when we welderbombed that wizard as soon as he teleported in the bar?
>>128518080
because writing ban appeals takes up to an hour and im debating on even bothering
>>128518245
dont do this if you dont want to get ahelped for it
it does do more damage than you think it does due to changes of how water effects greys
it now does a decent ammount of toxins along with some brute
>>128518292
hi lavoss
>>128518313
how could I ever forget orange hair guy
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO RAMBLIN MANIAC????
>>128518367
Oh please do make an appeal. I'd love to see you spew even more of your I did nothing wrong filth. You still see nothing wrong with what you did huh.
>>128518367
Not even lavoss, just a guy who notices how predictably incompetent you are in medbay. I still have trouble understanding why exactly you aren't jobbanned yet.
>>128518313
Wasn't that actually my fault? I was the bartender and shot one of the welder tanks by mistake.
Unless that was a different time in which case what the fuck how many times have you done that?
>>128518367
Yahir's just trying to ruse you so he doesn't get spritzed. It does light eye damage and he hates the fuzzy vision like you wouldn't believe. Spritz him four or five times for a giggle as he bumps into shit all over.
>>128518446
LITERALLY DID NOTHING WRONG - Yahir every single time he griefs people
>>128518452
i did it once but no it was me i blew up two welder tanks
>>128518534
Well I got bwoinked for it
Unless that was a different time, but the one I was thinking of involved both you and Sawbones so it probably wasn't
>>128518634
I intended on blowing the tank anyways, you just shot it before I could click the tank I guess.
>spend entire shift subtly helping vox raiders
>even give vox paramed the captain's laser and armor
>"Cat" instantly and wordlessly valids me in front of AI upload when I hadn't even approached them, then lies about it and gets off scott-free
INVIOLATE
I N V I O L A T E
Literally chloraling and debraining every Vox raider at first chance from now on
Sorry for ending that really early but, it was really preferable than having a trial.
>spawn at the vox outpost as diona
>get enough blood to speak from the raiders docked there
>wander around the ship collecting items like a jetpack and a hatchet in my backpack
>ride around on the vox a little
>wander around the outpost a little
>ship leaves without me
>semi-trapped at outpost until stormtrooper shows up
>puts me in his bag and nearly die on the run to the mining shuttle
>don't get out of his bag in time when the shuttle arrives at the station
>die as he patrols around the outside of the station
Thanks anyway, at least I wasn't stuck on the roid.
>>128518821
My only other interaction with the crew was
>you're under arrest!
>put in solitary confinement indefinitely
>code green
>>128518531
water apparently does significant damage now to greys, stop trying to get somebody to do something stupid
>vox raider
>get sawbones, silver, singularity maker
>get singularity maker
>other vox get silver
>time for sawbones
>rush in
>almost got em and out
>Ai blocks doors (even though on asimov)
>stunned
>beaten
>officer strips me
>takes off my n2 (removed from suit)
>die
>revived in medbay
>chemist releases me
>run around a bit
>AI core wide open
>go in
>CAP'S SPARE SITTING THERE
>thankyoubirdjesus.png
>get cap ID
>try to save friends
>all of my friends are dead or missing
>get AEgun because I can aim it at people
>AI is even calling me clever
>I am now plasteel gear solid: Vox Gasser.
>Det goes full REMOVE VOX
>taken into sec
>released
>go to escape
>carped
>sawbones takes me to safety
>mfw sawbones saves me even though I tried to abduct him
too pure
>clone someone at the last minute before the shuttle leaves
>clone: DRAG ME QUICKLY
>drag the old dead body to the main hallway and realize too late my stupidity
God damn my master was an absolute fucking madman. I couldn't stop laughing
If only he'd been surrounded by people when he downed that pill
It was raiders? Guess I was just too busy clowning around to notice, but it explains why the captain hated Vox so much!
Fat birds.
>>128518942
you never stood a chance at capturing me
>>128518976
I ran into the smoke and it melted my mask, I shit my pants though.
>>128518976
making mutagen smoke next to others was pure faggotry
>>128518905
Nope, sorry, don't feel bad for you for one fucking second.
You literally husked me first chance then said I was trying to call Sec.
>>128514675 looks familiar, wat is it
>you will never have a full female vox raider team to abduct you and use you for cuddles.
>>128518821
Thanks for the shiny guns, they did end up saving my life when two space carps ran at me; shame about the valid.
Do vox not understand common now?
Was pretty hilarious going through a round with everyone speaking the equivalent of space french
If you could remove one person from this community, who would it be, and why?
>>128519021
The captain was a valid-hungry non-human ordering asimov silicons around.
I was surprised that no one beat his ass up to take over.
>>128519064
Uh huh. Clearly after being locked up indefinitely after being subdued by validhunting civvies, I should just come hug you.
>>128519052
>>128518976
Clown here, still don't know what happened there. All I know is I found a box of "unknown" pills labeled "trail mix" and immediately ate them all.
>>128519024
I believe it was an issue with having a human character with the fat disability as well as vox antag option
Because vox can't be fat
A U T I S M
8.2E7 watts
I only fucked up twice, one time it was probably going to delaminate
also what temp does the SME delaminate at?
I mean I was sucking more air out of its tank faster than it could make it causing SUPERCOOLING but just in case i fuck up I need to know where
>>128519182
Yeah that was probably what it was. Happened to me back when I got wizard too and couldn't fit into the robes.
Fucking antag fat-shaming!
>>128519167
Dearie me.
Do you even know what "inviolate" MEANS?
Turn off vox raiders from preffs now.
>>128519146
Clown slipped and cuffed the captain at the end, then dressed him up as a chicken and claimed he turned into a vox.
I laughed. Too bad someone freed the captain a couple of minutes later.
>>128519131
Latejoin vox don't understand Common on Heist rounds. It's a known bug.
And it's supposed to be a mixture of English and Mandarin but the people who wrote the syllables didn't do a very good job
>>128519021
>Have evidence vox are raiding the station
>Have undocumented asshole roaming around the ship
>Have evidence he broke into ai
>Have evidence he stole my id
>Have evidence that he stole guns and all of sec knew
>Tell them to throw him in perma
>BWOINK
>NU UH, YOU HAVE TO HAVE A TRIAL :)
And that is when I immediately went to call the shuttle.
>>128519261
There was no way to complete the objectives in time.
>>128519278
What about the vox you put in solitary?
>didn't name a crime
>didn't name a sentence
>it was code green
>>128519193
>also what temp does the SME delaminate at?
800K if I'm not mistaken
>>128519324
That's all that's keeping you from getting your valids on in the gamemode where you literally don't get your valids on?
Let this be a lesson to all, Vox will literally go against their objectives and their culture just to backstab you first chance.
NEVER trust Vox
NEVER help Vox
ALWAYS upload NT default during raiders
>>128519070
Playing pretend
>>128518313
>mfw for three consecutive rounds, including that one, I died to a welderbomb early in the round
>>128519278
Vox who had spare here.
The AI core was WIDE open, and ANYONE could have ran in. I printed out an AEgun for stuns, but never used it.
>>128518821
You won't die as quickly if you're not valid, my man.
I will take the first 5 requests for drawings
>>128519789
Bread
>>128519789
grays being waterboarded with piles of vox in the backgroundmake one rail
>>128518405
He fucking died, dude. Last anybody heard of him he was talking about how his leukemia was getting worse and how he could feel that shit taking him away, this was two days after he got hospitalized
>>128519789
remove vox
>>128517925
>TELL ME WHICH HAND
>IF YOU DONT IM GUNNA FUCK YOU UP
>WHY AM I BANNED WTF
>>128518821
You gotta have your vox pals tell their crew you they homie dawg. They ain't telepaths
>>128518936
He's a stupid faggot with no common sense looking to grief, why not get him perma'd while he's at it and save us a future with his "jokes"
>>128519789
Diona with a chemmask and chempack hulked out and tanking gunfire from five people.
>>128519854
what the fuck?
Post your most epic janitor round win.
>>128517716
Pomf you and me both know that's not even close to being true and I'm honestly disappointed in you for flat-out lying like that.
>>128519894
I'd say he had sense enough to ask before doing.
>>128517925
Holy shit couldn't you just pop him into a scanner without being a raging shitlord?
>>128519976
uwot
>>128519880
>threatens to punch someone
>somehow translates to "IM GON FUK U UP" to you
>>128519789
Ian with galoshes powergaming a hostile.
>>128519894
That's not even what pisses me off, it's that someone signed up for Vox raiders, then goes on to wordlessly laser someone to death over literally nothing in a main hallway.
Did this person only click YES to all antag preffs solely for the most chances of valids?
>>128520147
>i was only punching them
>no i wasnt trying to fight with him
>it was just a prank bro
>>128520213
faggot
>>128519968
people with horrible diseases tend to die you fucking know
>>128519823
>>128520213
too bad anon, 5 has been hit
no more requests
>>128519193
About 800k. you want to shoot for 500k as your "cap" though cause crystals can easily runaway on ya even after you shut the emitters off. Fill the collectors with 7k plasma. Should get 1-2mw per rad collector. More if you upgrade the chamber with H/E and thermal plates to help cool it.
>>128519278
>Can kill or "random" search literally anyone on code red simply for not halting when asked
>Code blue, you don't have to give a shit about trials if shit's busy
>If dindu's ahelp when they did sumthin they get a ban
Maybe if you understood the codes at all instead of playing captain as all access greytide validhunter you'd see the benefit
>>128519854
I didn't even know he had leukemia.
What was his ckey?
>>128520260
mmmm my dick look at those spaced slices
that naughty fucking plump, soft bread
>>128520067
Sarca's obsession has no competition, Pomf
You know this
>Haven't played SS13 in months.
>Stop into thread.
>Terrified by all the lingo I no longer understand.
Does disabling all antag roles mean you are robust or unrobust?
>>128519854
Anyone know how old he was?
>>128520225
After the station had been collectively gone to escape
>>128520315
You know i like my hyperboles anon.
>>128520356
No correlation
>>128520252
I wasn't aware he was ill, that's terrible to hear.
>>128519880
>mfw a fucking doctor punched a guy 7 times and wrenched him 6 instead of using the body scanner like a sane person
>Only a day ban
>No medical jobban
Yahir "Dindunuffin metaclub member" Kepplinger at work ladies and gents.
>>128520335
"Shut the fuck up, shitter. Your powerhunting validgaming shittery needs to fuck off back to [Pubbie server of the year] you fucking shitterlord."
Just know that you should stop taking any posts seriously that use terms like those.
>>128517716
pomf just in case your intersted, I didn't post that and i'mlavoss
>>128520293
Furbeh
Pretty sure he was on a few days ago and anon is full of shit
Feel free to prove me wrong with logs of him saying anything about leukemia though
>>128520382
Shuttle hadn't even docked, Mechanic was in his office, two people had just walked out of the upload.
>>128520225
About 3/4 of the server has set every antag to yes, without having a damn clue how perceptive of you
>>128520462
I agree, his ban reason looks like a fucking tip toe around him as if yahir was a fuckin VIP member at a hotel.
Is the thread just people complaining about fun right now?
>>128520569
>>128520225
I've been arguing for months that vox raiders need to be whitelisted if we're going to keep up the inviolate RP
>>128520686
Well I'm eating and I have nothing to better to do with my 9 multiboxes so yeah.
>>128520462
>No medical jobban
How much more will have to happen
I don't even mind him doing his dindu griffing shit every round as greyshirt
But dear god someone stop him from shitting up medbay I'm fucking serious
What the fuck is an inviolate RP?
What the fuck is a vox raider?
Does your server have a wiki?
>>128520741
>I'm fucking serious
it's just a game dude haha chill out
>>128520687
What's the purpose of inviolate RP when literally being a vox raider is reason enough for security to permabrig
>>128520814
Yeah well this is how much you ruin my gaming experience.
>>128520741
Considering his history, I think nothing short of him playing cmo, getting the bridge fireaxe and chloral beheading every single carbon that comes into medbay immediately would get him. heck, I don't even thing that would. Dude's pretty much an Untouchable. Don't be surprised if serwind is deadminned within a week for what he did.
>>128520825
So you don't like being a Vox raider and you don't want to follow the Vox raider guidelines.
Why did you enable it, then?
I noticed when you click on a flash in your active hand it still goes off, is this different to directly targetting someone?
>>128520809
>What the fuck is an inviolate RP?
Shit that doesn't exist on this server. It's just some assmad cunt.
>What the fuck is a vox raider?
Scum and villainy in the form of beak-faced gyppos. Don't give them none. They are there only to bomb, steal, and kidnap (which will most likely end with you getting killed, because they're just that incompetent).
>>128520825
Extra challenge. The non-lethal stealthy style of antagging is supposed to be different from just blowing everything up as nukeops.
So, I should spray Yahir with water whenever I see him now?
>>128520952
I think you're flashing yourself rather than an aoe flash
>>128519854
Why are you even starting this meme?
What are you gaining?
He was last on Saturday and said nothing about this.
Fuck off
>>128521093
Yahir stop baiting people into attacking you.
>>128521093
Yes. It makes his vision all fuzzy and he bumps into shit while in a mindless rage. It's hilarious.
>>128520918
Everybody has a first round as something
>>128520825
>Wooooow what's the point of asimov when I get blown over nothing anyways
When I try to join this server it keeps redirecting me to /tg/ station, is this normal?
>>128521185
>Implying he needs to bait
He attacks people all the time then plays it off as an IC issue unless he gets fucked up for beign a monumental cunt in which case whoah! Over the line! Admiiiiiiiiiins! waaaaaaaaaah!!!
>>128521231
Hope you learned well then, because next time I'll have a chloral injector in hand instead.
>>128521240
Is that your final argument?
>>128520512
In the past three months, Furbeh has logged on six times, the most recent of which was December 31.
http://ss13.undo.it/logs/2015/12-December/31-Thursday.log
He's only been away for two weeks.
>>128521268
You gotta play at tgstation or a similar quality station like baystation, colonial marines, or polarisfor a month at least then apply to be whitelisted for this server. We got too many pubbie griefers from the address being posted so we adopted a whitelist
>>128521325
Got it, murderbone on vox raiders
>>128521328
i'm not even the guy you're arguing with I just wanted to make a shitty DSP meme
hi
>>128521349
He was on the second, last saturday
http://ss13.undo.it/logs/2016/01-January/02-Saturday.log
I can't comprehend why someone would start this epic meme that he died of leukemia, that is a shitty thing to do.
>>128521401
Good man, remember, steal all the atmos suits and the ce suit, tele welderbomb the A and telcommsI , secure the comms boards, then flood the station with plasma. You can salvage
>>128521372
But it sounds like you still get funplayers, so I guess that's working out for you.
>>128520981
>Vox Raiders are Spess Gypsies
>Not Spess Mexicans
>Yelling at everyone in their shitty language nobody can understand
>Voxicans trying to steal everybody's shit and kidnap people for their cartel
>Doing drivebys on the station in their beat up Impala aka the Skipjack
>Entering the station illegally
>Only to get their shit kicked in
>With them whining about being oppressed the whole time they're doing it
>>128520952
>>128521112
Nevermind, found it. It's for revealing cloakers we no longer have IC
for(var/mob/living/carbon/M in oviewers(3, null))
if(prob(50))
if (locate(/obj/item/weapon/cloaking_device, M))
for(var/obj/item/weapon/cloaking_device/S in M)
S.active = 0
S.icon_state = "shield0"
if(M.alpha < 255)
var/oldalpha = M.alpha
if(prob(80))
M.alpha = 255
M.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[M] suddenly becomes fully visible!</span>",\
"<span class='warning'>You see a bright flash of light and are suddenly fully visible again.</span>")
spawn(50)
M.alpha = oldalpha
var/safety = M:eyecheck()
if(!safety)
if(!M.blinded)
flick("flash", M.flash)
>>128520493
The plot thickens
>>128521621
>for loop inside locate
TRIGGERED
>>128521720
Pretty much all the old code is like that. Go look at turbines if you want your nipples to explode.
>>128521687Lavoss is clearly a syndicate double agent engaging in a classic false flag ruse to establish his legitimacy.Do not fall for his lies.
>>128519842
>>128516413
SHOTS STATUS: FIRED.
HOW DO YOU RESPOND TO SUCH BASELESS ACCUSATIONS MR. TRUMP?
[20:35:51]ADMIN: HELP: Icantthinkofanameritenow/(Icantthinkofanameritenow): i need your advice before I do something. not in the game mind you, but in the forum. mind hearing me out? - heard by 3 non-AFK admins.
[20:35:59]ADMIN: PM: Dylanstrategie/(Henry Alouette)->Icantthinkofanameritenow/(Icantthinkofanameritenow): Sure, what is it
[20:36:05]ADMIN: PM: Icantthinkofanameritenow/(Icantthinkofanameritenow)->Dylanstrategie/(Henry Alouette): it's about
[20:36:37]ADMIN: PM: Icantthinkofanameritenow/(Icantthinkofanameritenow)->Dylanstrategie/(Henry Alouette): it's about Celt. I'm genuinely worried he's so bent on getting his PR pushed through that he's totally disregarding the community's opinions
[20:37:28]ADMIN: PM: Dylanstrategie/(Henry Alouette)->Icantthinkofanameritenow/(Icantthinkofanameritenow): He most likely is, at least partially, it's not uncommon for coders to want their stuff pushed after they invested a lot of time and effort into it
[20:37:36]
>>128521942
remove vox
>>128521986
[20:37:36]ADMIN: PM: Icantthinkofanameritenow/(Icantthinkofanameritenow)->Dylanstrategie/(Henry Alouette): the polls he loves can be skewed by anyone with half a brain, and I get the feeling he just doesn't want to acknowledge that maybe he might be in the wrong about some things (e.g. insisting on the "it's not the mancrowave, i swear".
[20:38:24]ADMIN: PM: Icantthinkofanameritenow/(Icantthinkofanameritenow)->Dylanstrategie/(Henry Alouette): and it's making massive sweeping changes that have nothing to do with its intended purpose of aiding his snow map.
[20:52:18]ADMIN: PM: Icantthinkofanameritenow/(Icantthinkofanameritenow)->ArthurDentist/(Elsa Mars): i feel ya. i'm wishing someone slaps some sense into the guy. he's probably as fixated on this and the snow map that never got off the ground as Dylan is on meteors, and despite the quips I've made on the latter at least meteors doesn't make big changes to parts of the game that have nothing to do with meteors.
>>128521942
thanks
>>128521925
someones been shitposting heavily implying their me for three days ish, but I don't care, not like i'm breaking any rules when I play so I wont get in trouble. Thats the difference between me and them.yahir is false flagging me and responding to everyone as "hi lavoss" and i'm enjoying it
>>128521986
>it's not uncommon for coders to want their stuff pushed after they invested a lot of time and effort into it
You can prevent this from becoming a problem by not coding bad stuff, then it gets merged just fine.
>>128522061
Yep, I've been called Lavoss a good few times for speaking out against his bullshit. Don't even know who you are.
>>128522061
Yahir did literally nothing wrong. Oy vey this discrimination is anudda shoah. Just wait until you hear from my headmin about this.
Don't open up the cabin hatch; the air is sure to leave it.
And air is very hard to catch; you never will retrieve it.
And though you think your life's a bore,
Don't open the reactor door!
Don't o-pen up, the ca-bin hatch.
>>128522051
>>128519879
>tfw all your heroes when you were newturn out to all be naughty people
>everyone makes the worthless surgeon's switchtool for Medbay and they don't make the actually useful tools (laser scalpel, surgical incision manager) because no one knows what they do
All of my WHY
>tfw accidentally spaced myself
I'm so sorry happy.
>>128523354
Switchtool costs metal and glass. Incision manager costs uranium and silver.
>>128523354
oh, shit, they're nice. Do they fit in the medical belt, though??????
>>128519052
I didn't know he downed a mutagen pill, but he just suddenly fell over so I imagined it was chloral
>>128519173
Trail mix is a contraband item from the nanovend vendors. It's half good pills and half bad pills
I assume they got it, put the good pills in the fridge and threw the bad pills into the thrash
>>128523354
>Doesn't pda specific instructions to the entire dept
>Gets junk he never asked for that's only useful if people stole both our saws
>Sci is babbies first irresponsible scrub job, aka no idea what any of that shit is any nobody asks or tells them shit so they jsut go with what sounds cool
GEE I WONDER
>>128523423
The tier 1 scalpel also only costs metal and glass.
And I'm talking about fully maxed and supplied Science throwing a Swiss army knife our way and thinking that's all we needed. I mean it's kind of them to actually do their job but it's annoying having to explain everyone.
laserburnt malfunctioning deaf and mute retard cyborg is best role
>tfw staticnaming a super nice person, so that when I get antag, I can abuse the fuck out of the trust everyone has for that character
Feeeeeeels good man
>>128523567
When I played science recently I had doctors specifically asking for the switchtool more than one round
>>128523423
incision and laser scalpel save lot of time the switchtool does not.
>rd does not want make two items that cost very little siliver and uranium
>more then happy to shit out 20 AEG
>>128523567
What does the swiss army knife do in the first place?
>>128523571
>Some turboshitter with no idea how to use a cyborg analyzer let alone replace components or pry you out and reborg you took roboticist
>tfw no comprehensive quiz to be whitelisted for roboticist
>tfw mostly just mech griffers and clueless retards who tl;dr'd the wiki take the role
>Out of the round because of a fucking idiot
>At best at any time only like 3 people are theoretically capable of using the exofab and/or unlocking your cover to fix shit if you're dead and therefore unable to unlock it yourself.
>>128523665
>tfw I staticname but no one has trust for me because I'm not memorable enough to remember
>>128523750
You can unlock your cover while you're dead.
>>128523675
It's a novelty and I suspect they never actually do use it because they'd find out it's worthless pretty much.
Give them their new and novedous toys and all but PLEASE throw an incision manager to the guy that knows what he's doing.
>>128523691
just holds bear bones tools for surgical
>>128523460
to big for the belt.
>>128523691
It's like a cardboard box with an incomplete set of stock surgery tools, except it uses a menu as well.
>>128523816
So you switch between tools by clicking the swiss army knife instead of putting your tool on the table and picking up a different one?
That doesn't seem terribly useful for anything except doing field surgery where it saves inventory space.
>>128523783
just random name you fag
>>128523936
U got it champ
Meanwhile the incision manager cuts surgery time by 30-50%.
>>128523354
>Surgeon switchtool
>worthless
I believe you can do about 4-6 surgeries at the same time if you use it right along with some roller beds
>>128524012
And that laser scalpel is fukken based.
>>128523989
But that's inconvenient for me.
Part of the reason I staticname is so that I always recognize when people call my name.
>>128523936
>>128524012
Also if you were to do field surgery with it you would quickly throw it away when you find out you can't fix bones or reattach anything or fix internal bleeding with it.
>>128524012
Remember to pda science with a list of what you want. If you suck dick you're much more likely to get us to waste minerals on you
>>128524125
Yeah but at least you could carry just it and a couple other tools instead of the whole suite in your backpack.
>>128524125
It would be godly for parameds if
>It could fit in the medical belt
>It could hold at least fix'o vein
>OR having fix'o vein be small enough to fit in a vest's pockets
>>128524125
wrench, cable coil?
It fits in a box right? If it fits in a box that's a life saver for field ops. not that we ever have to do them and empty bloodbags are a bitch to get after you need them but whatever.
>>128524209
Cardboard box
Besides c'mon, when will you actually have to operate in the field
>>128523257
My hero turned out to just be an extremely robust clown player
>>128524225
>>128524125
It's also nice that there's a circular saw in there for that there brute damage
>>128524251
It only fits in a backpack
>>128523681
AEG's ask to be free and suck my dick. You do not. Do you see the conundrum?
>>128523257
>tfw becoming just as angry and bitter as they were before they quit/got perma'd
>tfw got screenburn from space station 13.
Fuck, how do I fix this?
>>128523257
My hero turned out to be pretty much the perfect player, then the perfect admin, then they stopped playing.
>>128524080
guess i was right...when i called you a fag...psssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>128524347
Get a higher-quality monitor that doesn't suffer screenburn from a few consecutive days of the same image.
>>128524351
Rib in bebberoni Probe1
>>128524351
Who was it?
>>128524437
Is he still an admin? He was active on Github just a week ago.
>>128524351
>>128524437
Probe really was too good for us.
>>128524347
between rounds flash random ass grainy colors on your screen or something
>>128524393
But i'm broke. The fucking top menu bar is what got burnt in.
>assistant comes in with eye damage
>obvious that he welded into tech storage to steal glubbs
>mfw I pretend to not know what imidazoline is and offer eye repair surgery instead
mfw: pepe_devilish.jpg
If they ever agree to it I will go out and paint some latex gloves yellow, then replace their insulateds with that whole they're sedated
>>128523257
Who were your heros, anon?
>>128524732
>Non-antag murder
Well I guess? Good on you for griefing even harder.Sometimes it's just some faggot stabbing you in the eye with a screwdriver.
>>128524687
Stop playing spess long enough to get a job, get money, and buy a better monitor, then quit the job and come back to spess.
>>128524886
>stop playing spess
Stopped reading right there.
>>128524825
You do know latex gloves will spare you from even extreme engineer wire-to-frid autism, right?
>>128524825
Are you bad at reading?
He said he would switch his glubs out for some yellow-colored fakeglubs, not kill him.
>>128524949
Nah, latex will protect you from max smes output but extreme autism will still kill you, it's only 70% reduction
>>128519918
>>128524886
But getting a job is ass. Is there really no fix for this garbage? I've been told to get flashing images and a white screen. These things dont work together
>>128525086
Good enough, anon.
>>128525018
And when that kills him as a direct result of not noticing that his exact same sprite gloves are no longer his insulates gets him blown out from engineer autism and their innate lack of a sense for right and wrong?
>>128525101
Get a Mcjob until you can get into a training program.
>>128525054
Grid power damage is logarithmic, there's a reason why pure autism only crits you, not 800 burn damage instakills you.
>>128524774
Yaka, Yahir, Allen Baker, Bee, probs more
Though considering, 50% naughty people isn't too bad.
>>128525262
I've seen autism high enough to ash
How the fuck do you fart? None of my commands work
>>128525276
yaka literally did nothing wrongin-game
>>128525351
Say *fart.
Space Piranhas, when?
They never go onto station, but lurk on the outside in packs. Trying to move too much attracts them. If you're just drifting, they ignore you.
>>128525394
Space carp babies are atrocious. Fuck them
>>128525245
>assistant kills himself trying to grayshit when doctor switches his insulates for fakeglubs
Struggling to see the problem here.
>tfw you jobfag so hard you realize it's 12:40 and you don't have a single not job-related item in your entire inventory
>>128525262
It's still not much past 5 megawatts will instacrit. you can get that with just cooled plasma on the sing. The SME is much, much more potent.
>>128525520
>tfw ignore two murders and a theft cause I haven't finished my powergamer officer scavenger hunt yet
>>128525520
I've had this happen to me as Chemist when both chemdispensers were out of juice for the second time and I saw that I had no belt on and my backpack was completely empty save for my internals box.
Then I stepped outside Medbay for the first time in the round.
>>128525262
sure about that m8?
>>128525276
anon im not even that naughty.
i did a lot of good things that round despite what others would like to lead you to believe.
my main issue is that a lot of things happen in rounds which leads to a build up of stress, causing me to eventually snap when someone pushes me past my limit.
you could bake a wonderful cake but if you accidentally get a hair in it people will only remember it as the cake with a hair in it.
>>128520187
>>128526557
It's not his life he's going to be responsible for ending. Why would he care,
>>128526743
Ian able to pick things up and with limits use things when? I wanna see an autotraitor Ian with the obj to kill the HoP suceed in actually killing the HoP himself or directly convincing someone to.
>>128521986
>[20:36:37]ADMIN: PM: Icantthinkofanameritenow/(Icantthinkofanameritenow)->Dylanstrategie/(Henry Alouette): it's about Celt. I'm genuinely worried he's so bent on getting his PR pushed through that he's totally disregarding the community's opinions
I wonder when Icantthinkofanameritenow will realise he does not represent the community and is in a rather vical minority as evidenced consistently by votes and now most recently the poll, http://ss13.pomf.se/index.php/poll/36
I want this round to end.
>>128525520
>tfw jobfagged xenobio so hard didn't realize telecoms went out 30 minutes prior
>try to leave xenobio to see what the fuck is going on
>flashing firelocks in entrace
>do a 360 and go back to fucking slimes until SMEEELELELEL
>>128527452
What are you saying celt? He's obviously the supermajority.
>>128527474
>fucking slimes
art of hanako letting a slime nail her on the xenobio table whensorry hanako i just like shitposting
>AI gets the objective to kill one guy
>kills everyone
thanks
>>128527474
Based closed atmos system
>>128527863
>tfw no qt slime gf to transform into a penis to peg dudes with
>>128527452
Im so tired of this faggot
He bitches and moans about anything and everything. It gets so fucking tiring seeing him bitch about EVERY SINGLE FUCKING PR. I remember one round he cried because an antag tried something different and trapped him and another person on the science outpost and told them to fight to the death, he even tried to get the guy banned for banbaiting or some shit. I CANT STAND HIM
>>128527879
>AI's borg has objective to let no one escape alive
fuckin dipshit
>>128527964
He's like a fresh imagebard or fudgepucker.
What a fucking dumb AI. The faggot fucking killed me as soon as I spawned on the station, just because I didn't go to his medical exam or some shit. This server is fucking bad and half the players need to be banned.
>>128528065
You realize the AI was malf that round and the objective was to not let any organics out alive, right?
>>128528065
>>128527879
For every time someone abused an AI, the crew suffer
>>128528121
I can attest to this.
Every time I crush a human, I am remembering those asshole assistants and clowns with their law 2s.
>>128528094
It's a traitor you idiot, not malf.
>>128528121
WIKUS is a faget anyway I reckon.
>>128528185
Okay. You realize the AI was tater that round and the objective was to not let any organics out alive, right?
>>128528185
he's pretty objective
I've law 2'd him to let me out of jail before, and to let me into upload. He just does it.
>>128528219
I'm talking about in general, not when traitored.
>>128527964
Every fucking PR he just shits out his mouth
>>128528185
Wikius is a fine AI. You mad cuz bad. Why aren't you a scientist always in an atmos suit with gloves, boots always on flash, stolen holstered ion rifle,, robocontrol printed and in a box as well as 300 thermite and 300 fuel in a box thermiting everywhere instead of using doors?
>>128528326
better question:
Why aren't you able to live like a rat hiding from silicons in the massive defficiency maint, forming an underground murlock culture?
>>128528423
RWLRELWLRELELRLRLWRLWRLWRWLWRERLW!!!!!!!
>>128528423
Non-antag contortionist jumpsuits when? Slice up the pipenet and explode out of vents in packs of 20 with flashes, disarm spam and spears to slaughter borgs
>>128528185
Wikus used to be a grey, he was a faggot then. But he's a pretty solid AI imo. I played as borg with him once and he instructed us to be as objective as we possibly could.
>>128528736
It's kind of cool how he rehabed out of being a massive validhunter and turboshitter
