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>Steam
http://store.steampowered.com/app/242680/
>Wiki
nuclear-throne.wikia.com/wiki/
>Character Guides
http://imgur.com/a/dqJ3w
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First for BERSERKER PLANT
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Best parts of the soundtrack?

https://soundcloud.com/kozilek/yv-gunlocker is pretty damn good.
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>heavy breathing
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>>127949285
FLÄSHYN!
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>>127949285
Add these
>>127882701
>>127900053
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POST PLANT
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Instant fun
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I'm not so great, so when I get this far, I feel gud.
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>>127949681
Added. I'll arrange them into a format that makes sense and title them now.
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>>127949996
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>>127949816
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>>127950220
I find this fucking hilarious. All it needs is a sniper laser on him and its golden.
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>>127950712
>>127950220
Reminds me of this old comic I made.
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>>127950991
And that's one of my all time favorite NT comics. Thanks man.
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I did another drawfagging! Yes!

kill me
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>>127950991
it's missing 2 assassins that are JUST out of range of instadeath from the sniper explosions, but close enough to be aggro's when they explode, and another assassin that's aggro'd behind you the second you spawn in
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>>127950220
T H E
A B S O L U T E
M A D P L A N T
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>>127951120
I'm glad you like it. I need to get off my ass and finish all the silly NT comic ideas I have.
Have a sketch that will be finished never.
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I just got Lil Hunter'd for the first time
Go me
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>>127950991
You did this comic?
Have you done more? I love that comic.
Maybe you should draw the unofficial Nuclear Throne comic.
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Would you guys say this game is worth twelve bucks?
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>>127951420
yes
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Headcanon: The Nuclear Throne allows whoever sits on it to control the level portals of your world.

The way this ties into the legends is it allows the mutants to seek out a world where the apocalypse never happened; however, the world of the I.D.P.D. is that world, with its own throne (which the captain sits on). Naturally, the I.D.P.D. don't want their world to get overrun, hence why they start making efforts to stop you as you start getting close to the throne.

When you sit on the throne, the Captain realizes that your first move will be to call your friends together from the campfire to show them you reached the throne, so they take over the campsite in order to ambush you when you open the portal expecting friends, only to get a swarm of I.D.P.D. Rogue was tasked with leading the ambush using the Portal Strike, an experimental weapon brought out due to your striking power, but Rogue used this opportunity to defect instead.

When you loop the game, destroying the generators destabilizes the throne's portal-controlling capabilities, which causes you to incidentally end up surprising the very ambush the I.D.P.D. had planned for you.

This also results in reciprocating effects on your universe, where the enemies get scattered across the world and the crowns change. By the time you get back to the throne room, the throne has just barely managed to re-stabilize its control on the world, hence why the generators take many less hits than they did on the first loop.

Due to your power growing to immense levels, the I.D.P.D. up the ante on attempting to take you down, sending in their elite troops, vans full of units, and tailing you constantly out of the fear that if you take the throne, you will destroy their world, not knowing their very efforts are what causes you to see them as hostile, and that the lingering portal energy required to transport a whole van could be their own undoing.
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Crash fix when?
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>>127951505
Then I'll pick it up.
Appreciate the input anon.
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>>127949996
>>127950191

Any more to this?
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>>127951396
Thanks anon. I've done a few dumb things. I don't want to spam, and my technical skill's not very good.
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>>127951713
Nah, it was made by some drawfriend when I greentexted Rogue's first encounter with the mutants.
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>going for plant b-skin
>clear time: 10 minutes, 24 seconds
fug
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>>127951556
I'm pretty sure the origin of the Throne is that it's supposed to be some means for the Mutants to repair the world, but it's actually some super creature.
I remember one anon came up with a theory that the Throne wants to stop you, but doesn't care if you sit on it, but if you destroy the generators it starts going all out, by attacking much more fiercely, and even ripping open a portal to an alternate timeline, causing all of the timelines to destabilize and collapse into that one dimension. The IDPD know this is going to happen so they send everything imaginable to stop you and keep you from obliterating all timelines.

It's probably not the actual lore of the world but regardless your headcanon is actually kinda shit
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>>127951721
>no elite fire salamanders that shoot out fire in a spinning + pattern like Krampus from Isaac
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Caught AGDQ audio in the background, but srsly game, enough green balls.

https://youtu.be/-u_MZVMLKt4
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>>127951721

>Elite Dog Guardians
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>>127952051
>your headcanon is actually kinda shit
That's fine.
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>>127951568
this
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>>127949285
Don't you find it odd, how of all characters, Fish doesn't have a guide while everyone else does?
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Pop pop weekly bois
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>>127952621
I'd like to make one, but I'm not gud enough.
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>>127952621
>Pick standard mutations as you would any other character
>Take Back Muscle to carry all that extra ammo you'll be picking up
>All weapons are useful for you, but single shots moreso
>Take Trigger Fingers
>Ultra: Take Gun Warrant
>Pray you have an insane power single-shot or a super fast automatic weapon by the time you reach L1
>go to town
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What is the LEAST viable weapon build?
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>>127953061
Full auto weapon YV with Back 2 Biznis
Explosive weapon Steroids
Disc gun anything.
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Guys, I'm mad cause bad
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>>127951721
>Herculean Alligator
>Has 75 HP and is the size of a Snowbot
>Armed with a Super Flak Cannon (shoots a sphere that does 20 damage; the sphere splits into 4 orbs that do 4 damage; the orbs split into 10 pellets that do 1 damage)
>First appears as a rare spawn in Loop 1 Sewers; later appears as a common spawn in Loop 2 Sewers, then as a rare spawn elsewhere
>Can drop 2 mini-pickups, 1 weapon, and 20 rads on death
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>>127951827
Wow, you actually saved it? That means a lot to me anon!
>>127951713
Also no, it was based off a greentext like anon said. Why? Did you have an idea for a comic?
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Why does nobody play Crystal?
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>>127953909
People think she's a shitter trap.
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>>127953909
Because she's boring.
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>>127952428
http://steamcommunity.com/app/242680/discussions/0/487876568242446192/
Seems nothing is complete
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>>127953909
Shielding and tanking hits aren't my thing, Anon.
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>>127953909
I may be bad, but not that bad
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Fuck this fucking game I was about to loop and the fucking faggot of a throne fucked me till I was 0/0 hp and didn't give me an hp drop, died just before the fucking loop portal opened
But now I know why people love chicken
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>>127953909
Shes seen as the beginners pick.
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>>127953909
It teaches players to rely on shields instead of dodging. I like her character, but after playing her I find myself dying more often.
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>>127953909
Because my game broke and won't let me.
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>>127953794
>An Idea

Well, kinda. I just wanted to see others' interpretations (the more elaborated, the better) of how the mutants interact, their origins, personalities. I myself am a writefag and am looking for ideas and inspiration.
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another one bites the dust
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On what basis am I supposed to pick crowns? Which ones are actually good?
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>>127954576
haste + plutonium early is GOAT
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>>127952657
>never play YZ
>first time looping as him
>first time with ultra
>on the weekly

I'm pretty happy about this.
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>>127954576
Life - Mainly when you need more of Chicken's Max HP to be recovered, recommended if you have Bloodlust
Guns - For Robot
Haste - BEST if you love going forward
Destiny - Use this when you get to Level 8, 9, or Ultra
Crown of Curses - ALWAYS START WITH THIS ITS GOOD FREE RADIATION AND BETTER WEAPON DROPS FROM CURSED CHESTS
Risk - Always great if you're never getting hit.
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>>127954576
>>127949908
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>>127954576
Haste is all around the best until you reach high levels.
Life is good if you have Bloodlust, but at the same time it's slightly useless.
Guns is amazing for Robot and doubly so if you get Heavy Heart.
Destiny is good if you're playing Melting and can get to high levels by 5-2.
Risk is pretty much Melting's bitch: The Crown.
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>>127954445
Well the way I see it so far is:

>Frog
Very stern and serious around the well being of the other mutants, but general nice. Think the Engineer with a little bit of Brad Armstrong.
>Crystal
Generally content and confident, well assured she'll be able to take on any task.
>Eyes
Somewhat nervous and shy, just keeping to himself.
>Melting
Always on edge and nerve wracked; in constant pain and discomfort.
>Plant
Crazy and savage, yet friendly with the others. Scary.
>YV
Full of himself and arrogant. Everyone hates him for the most part, but still treat him with a little respect.
>Muscles
Stoic, not very talkative.
>Robot
Emotionless with a bleak outlook on everything.
>Chicken
Very friendly and buddy buddy with all the mutants, but only talks about kung fu movies.
>Horror
Generally a glowing puppy.
>Rogue
Hotheaded and ill tempered, tries her hardest to not get close to anyone or the mutants.

Hope it isn't too autistic, but its how I imagine they all are, I'll leave how they interact with one another to you.
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>>127954445
>Writefag
We could use a local writefag if you want to give it a crack. We'd love anything.

If you need suggestions, someone wrote down the (relative) concepts each character would be like a few threads back. Big ass post.

As for a real suggestion, how about how Fish and Crystal meet, since they were the first to find themselves on the hunt for the Throne.
Bonus Points: Incorporate how they established their home as seen in >>127949996 with the canyonish space and just a chunk of wall+ door.
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>>127955640
Eyes is actually really fucking mean and angry all the time but everyone thinks what you think because he can't talk.
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>>127953061
fixed
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>>127955640
YV just don't give a fuck nigga. He's just here for the gun and to take the throne for himself.
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>>127954574
>You took Last Wish between 4-1 and 5-1
Cutting it kinda close there aren't you?
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>>127955640
My headcanon disagrees with most of your ideas but im too lazy to write mine out kek

>>127955775
saved
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Let's see if I can make lightning strike twice.

>Rogue enters the door into the mutant camp.
>Rogue spots Crystal, Eyes, and Rebel roasting maggots over a green fire.
>The fire stirs and eats Eye's maggot.
>Eyes mumblespeaks obscenities at Horror.
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>tfw was 20 seconds short of getting plant b skin
smart rifle a shit
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>>127956408
>tfw smart gun not so smart
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>>127956185
>green fire
>mumblespeaks obscenities at Horror.

So the fire (Horror)bounces up and eats Eye's maggot, then settles back down into its cozy fire pit.

Also, you forgot the most important part.
>Rogue walks up to the door in front of their camp, which is set into a small portion of mostly bombed out wall with nothing else around it
>Opens the door
>what you posted.

Sounds adorable.
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>>127956408
git fast
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>>127956185
Oh anon, haha, I see what you're trying to do. You're trying to get another comic out of your greentext!

Maybe. I assume you mean that they thought it was a fire but it was actually Horror?
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>>127955640
I imagine Y.V seeing Fish as a father figure he never had
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>>127956408
>I had enough time to stop by a crown vault on my way to Plant B
Step it up senpai
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>>127956542
I'm not the most smartest man ever and writing was always my weakest subject.
I'm honestly surprised what I did last thread had any effect.
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>>127956693
>airhorn.wav
>that boy ain't right
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>>127956693
>"u alright... for a popo."
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>>127956693
I'm really glad people like this stupid thing still.
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r8 my meme
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>>127957328
good meme
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>>127957328
triangular/meme
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>>127956693
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>>127957520
I like it
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I got this shit last night.
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>>127957680
god damn
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>>127957680
>Basilisk.png
Can we have a cute Basilisk?
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>>127957520
Ain't no party like a Venuz party 'cause a Venuz party don't stop!
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>>127956010
where did you imply that i had last wish
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>>127955640
You know I was personally thinking:
>Frog
Extremely sluggish and a sloth. Even though in the games he's literally unable to stop moving unless he's charging up, I just felt it fit him better. Maybe he's not around the other mutants and is hence a secret character because he IS lazy, and constantly smells bad because he's never moving.
>Crystal
Cool, collected, and calm. I agree here for the most part, someone you can rely on, but at the same time, her extreme patience would have a limit.
>Eyes
FUCKING PISSED. Probably a cool guy on the side, but he gets really upset when no one understands him. Which is most of the time because no mouth.
>Melting
Just wants to be left alone to sleep and do nothing most of the time. Wouldn't say nerve wracked, but probably just not willing to put up with bullshit.
>Plant
Pretty much. Trying to figure out WHY he's friendly with the mutants though. I imagine it's because he knows that if he sticks with them, it's more killing, more food, less risk, but just as savagely fun.
>YV
Yep.
>Steroids
Probably really calm, yeah. Would I say not talkative? Maybe not explicitly, but he's probably just too, so to say, smart for the mutants since he was a scientist, and doesn't socialize on their level very well. Probably awkward or interjects with really astute observations which cut any on going conversations dry.
>Robot
I was thinking probably more along the lines of highly curious and inventive. Not explicitly emotionless, he'd likely show some slivers of care for the others, but the thing that makes his character to me is that no one really knows if he's legit, or if his friendliness is inherently programmed somehow.
>Chicken
I like yours a lot more than my reclusive movie buff thought.
>Horror
Yep.
>Rogue
More curious to describe... I see her liking to be alone, but out of frustration and isolation, after all, she betrayed the only people she probably ever knew, and now they're out for her. [Cont. Next Post].
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super flak cannon or auto crossbow (/w bolt marrow) as chicken?
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>>127958308
>>127955640
How did you BOTH skip the best mutant
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>>127958483
auto crossbow is clearly the best choice
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I was doing really well in my run to get Plant B up until the Palace.
It's never given me any trouble before but now I realize that's because I always have the chance to pick up some fuckin OP guns before I get there.
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>>127958556
Pretty sure the first one meant to put Fish.
Cause that sounds like Fish.
Which then messed up Anon #2.
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Holy fucking shit I've had this game for months and I just beat the throne for the first time.
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i didn't know shield faggots reflected the motherfucker's bullets too
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Why is Rogue such a qt?
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where them draw requests at
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>>127958930
Fish playing a guitar in front of his fire.

Or Fish and Super Plasma Cannon
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>>127958869
>Last Wish

you were asking for it
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>>127958930
Rogue getting used to Wasteland Cuisine.
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>>127958930
fish in a sleeping bag
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>>127958869
loop webms are so nervewracking to watch

>>127958930
I want to see the mutants in a more dark tone, but still comfy

something like the Mutants sitting at their campfire and there's all this bad shit going on in the back ground

also Eyes is on lookout on the ridge above
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>>127958308
>>127955640
[ Rogue ]
In terms of the mutants, she's likely been with them for a while, and while they're receptive to her, she probably feels the odd one out because she's still a normie. Warms up to them sometimes maybe but questions everything she's been through.
>Fish
Kinda like the father figure of the group. A cool pops kind of character that's really laid back and knows friendly, but knows how to deal with things in both the reasonable AND hard way, if you know what I mean. Likely, along with Crystal and Rebel, a lot of the reason and logic to the collective. Probably spends most of his time playin' blues and likes on his guitar, coming up with new songs, and sleeps in pretty hard whenever he can. He's supposed to be on retirement, after all. If there's every any kind of problem, along with Crystal, he's probably the #1 to go to, and likely the one to fix it, even if it means really getting in there.
>Rebel
My personal favorite of the group, probably the most cool and collected one, but probably does spend her time away from the other mutants going around the wasteland, not scavenging per se, but looking for something worth her while and looking for a new challenge, any challenge, in any form. Probably the one with the most conviction to go after the throne, as she'd want things to be right and organized again. Not sure how to handle the whole allies thing. If we're going for a slightly more real interpretation, and a not "her flesh falls off and becomes another being" look, she probably has two smaller buds (like the Personal Guard ultra) that are constantly with her. Doesn't socialize well, but knows how to reason, and always has a guiding sense of what to do.
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>>127958930
Y.V and Cuz playing vidya on couch
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>>127957614
>>127957853
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Is Rogue black or 2D brown?
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>>127959295
i like it a lot
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>>127959350
Oh, you know
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>>127958930
>JedEyes vs Darth Captain
>Sheriff Fish vs Bandito Grande
Pick one.
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>>127959295
>THINK OF THE THRONE
>THINK OF THE BITCHES!
>THIS WORST VENUZ VACAY EVR
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>>127959383
I don't though
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>>127959350
THE ONLY COLORS THE IDPD ACKNOWLEDGE IS *BLUE*, MUTIE SCUM

seriously they're fucking obsessed with it
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>>127959023
i had to choose between laser brain, bolt marrow, hammerhead and last wish
only had 8 shells and 5hp
this 5 second boss wouldn't have been possible otherwise
and i also wanted to visit the jungle
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Which Chicken Ultra do i take?
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>>127959536
It's a really nice color. If I ever made some kind of organization like that it would heavily themed either be blue or green, probably blue.
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>>127959678
Do you have Throne Butt?
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>>127959678
harder to kill
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>>127959678
do you have throne butt? if so, B
if not, A
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>>127959735
No
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>>127959815
Well then it's not even a contest, you fuckin' dope
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When should Rogue's gun be replaced?
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>>127959797
It always looks like she has a visible pussy to me in that pic.
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>>127959536
Blue is the superior color.
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>>127959897
Never, kill the Captain with it for the True Ending(tm)
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>>127959897
When you find another gun you prefer. Probably in the snow level.
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>>127959897
200% Better Rifle
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>>127960054
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Why the fuck is bill cipher in your memes what's this all about
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>>127960220
I've been told that our meme triangle existed before whatever you're talking about
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I said I was going to make a Fish Guide like four days ago, and i finally got around to it.

Is there anything obvious/ noteworthy that i should add, or does this seem good enough to add to the OP?
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>>127960054
>>127960196
whoops, i wanted to post the actual fastest one
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>>127960220
congratz u a bich

#blessed
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>>127960370
Added it to the album. Thanks for not completely leaving out Confiscate, it's my preferred Ultra as a Fish main.
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>>127960220
They're both based on the Eye of Providence and Gun Godz came first.
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>>127960220
>Can't tel if trolling or serious
They were inspired by the same thing, but are 200% separate. Yours is the god of crazy.
Ours is the gangster god of guns and mony.
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>>127957818
here
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Finally...
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>>127960582
>>127960606
I don't care what anyone says I'm just gonna assume Bill is a lost cousin to the Venuz family out being an asshole
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>>127959365
>>127959386
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>>127960565
Yeah I agree. Confiscate is just so damn reliable.
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>>127960709
he's a big nerd
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>>127960706
...The nightmare is over.
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>>127960709
That's honestly fine. They are both children of the Eye of Providence, so by artistic association, they are brothers, just in different universes.

Anyone got that really nice pic with YV sitting atop the pyramid, zenful and surrounded by guns and money? And all them arms.
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I'm playing as chicken, and every now and then my weapons will just fucking drop. I'm not throwing them since i don't use chicken's throw but it usually happens whenever I kill an enemy. bug or what?
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>>127960738
>Robot choking to death offscreen on 27 guns
>Rogue pulling them apart to find anything edible
>Venuz stewing in his resentment of fatherly praise
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I want more Horror lewds. Right now.
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>>127960885
>3 people got it today
>i still havent
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>>127960664
Cute
Cute!
CUTE!
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>>127960709
>Yo YB! You throwin' da motha of all parties and you ain't invitin' yo cuzins?
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Is it possible to discover "post-loop" weapons before looping if the adjusted difficulty is high enough? For example, if I visit the Pizza Sewers and Crown Vault, could i find a 1-1 L1 weapon in the 7-3 weapon chest? Can you find golden and ultra weapons at Y.V.'s crib if you haven't looped yet?
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What's YV's opinion on gun control?
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>>127960986
>[WHERE DA GUNS AT Intensifies]
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>>127961083
>control
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>>127961076
Yes to the 1-1 L1 weapons in 7-3 with 1 Pizza and 1 Vault/2 Vaults.
Yes to Goldens in Y.V.'s Golden Chests.
No to Ultras.
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>>127961083
He controls all the guns, so I think he has a good opinion of it.
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>>127961083
his opinion is to let him control all guns
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>>127960910
bumping my question
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>>127960938
I said, I want them RIGHT. NOW.
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>>127959384
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>>127960738
CUTE
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>Assassins and crystal lasers can hit Crystal while she's shielding

why is this allowed
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The End
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>>127961316
You know not what you ask for
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>>127959384
Already drew jedeyes, cap.

>>127961524
Hey in case you missed this I finished it for you.
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>>127961780
Oh, I do. And thank you.
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>>127961815
Oh that is magnificent, thank you Grand Master Baiter.
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>>127961815
>Already drew jedeyes, cap.
Yes, I was the requester. I think another anon wanted someone as a sith.
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Does anyone have a good archive of these lewds? I hate knowing that I might miss some good ones by doing something stupid like sleeping.
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>>127962002
No problem.

>>127962049
I just meant more I didn't feel like immediately drawing jedeyes again, I usually feel bad for skipping over so many requests, so I try to give reasons when I can.
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>>127962185
It's cool, brah. Do what you want.
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>>127962185
The ways of the art and write fags is not for us plebs and requesters to know.
Keep up the good work when you want and we will see you next time, happy as ever.
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>mute game music
>pick YV
>blast DMX instead
>???

Good plan?
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>step through the strange door in the middle of nowhere
>find it pretty strange that a bunch of mutants set up a door in the middle of nowhere, rug included, but it somehow makes the place feel homey
>as much as a bombed out canyon in the middle of the wasteland can feel like home
>Fish props his gun up against part of the wall, like someone would an umbrella after a long day out at work
>huge purple crystal that isn't teleporting and charging lasers offers out the pie to Rogue, much to the chagrin of YV who's screaming about po po in trashtalk too fast for the ex-po po to understand properly
>Rogue prepares to take a bite of the offered pie, and her hesitance is long enough for Horror to jump between the pair, snatching the entire thing away
>Probably a good thing Rogue avoiding it, considering there's a strong, green glow coming from under the metal sheets Crystal included as crust
>Fish settles down next to a campfire in the center of this surprisingly small valley, strumming some strange instrument Rogue barely recognizes. It's awfully pleasant though
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>>127962738
Good job.
Much better than what I wrote out.
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>>127962730
too gangster
not enough mony
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>>127962738
I like it.
Although the portion
>huge purple crystal isn't isn't teleporting and charging lasers
>A pleasant, hard-faced crystal offers out the pie
would have sufficed.
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>>127962738
Let me rest for a while cuz, and I'll attempt at drawing that.

I ain't no Comic Godz.
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>>127955640

Eyes is cold and cynical. He's a hardcore nigga and he don't give a fuck about anything. His anger drives him forward.
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>>127962915
https://youtu.be/zQrdKtPJxI0
??
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>>127962730
Y.V is more trap music than anything else
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>>127962730
Nah.
you gotta play this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXl53GQCCTg
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>>127963590
>That uuhuu noise in the background of music.
Did he rip that straight from Lisa: The Painful?
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>>127963734
No. Lisa ripped it from Lisa: The First, which ripped it from Shenmu.
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>>127962986
Just doing it for fun like you. Take your time man, drawing takes a hell of a lot more effort than writing.

>Rogue stalks past Crystal looking disdainfully at the rad dog, feeling like it's a good time to flop down in front of the fire and rest
>Joining her and Fish is a bright metal box, beeping occasionally after every bite of gun someone else has brought back. They look like scraps, rusted bits and missing pieces mostly.
>The other is half spooky half pizza, though from the way it undulates and wheezes, the poor thing looks like it's in serious pain. The flaps of barely clinging skin seem to breathe laboriously.
>Steroids has worked through the last book currently available to him, otherwise he wouldn't be sitting next to a non-stop squawking Chicken, who's on her sixtieth or so rerun of the same martial arts movie. Hopefully she won't start acting the moves out again, or they might have to jam a medkit down her throat again
>At least YV seems to be enjoying himself, tossing dosh around and having it wave unnaturally while it bounces over the quietly grumbling Eyes off a good ways from the fire.
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I've got a good run and about to fight Lil' Hunter. So far he has creamed me every time. What could be doing wrong besides lacking gud?

I saw a guide posted earlier. Anyone have it?
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>Beat Lil Hunter first time times I got to him
>can't beat him again

why
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>Rogue smug as fuck about her big fat new throne butt since she's one level from her new recliner
>Shadow covers her
>She looks up with blodshot eyes
>Clearly much more gigantic Palace Dog ass smashes down for 20 damage
>YOU DID NOT REACH THE NUCLEAR THRONE
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>>127963984
Nah cuz, don't put yourself down like that! Writing takes as much work as drawing, its a craft, and without ideas or writeanons like you there'd be no comics!
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>>127954445

>Fish
Law-abiding cop type. Most knowledgeable in combat and has immense trigger discipline. Keeps the others in line.
>Crystal
Exciteable but confident. Nobody ever really picks a fight with her because of how nice she is to everyone. Will not hesitate to lay the smack down.
>Eyes
Sadistic. Can't talk, therefore nobody really talks to him. Generally pissed at the world, and also hates YV's guts.
>Melting
Constantly in pain. A nervous wreck, least reliable when it comes to crunch time. Inconfident.
>Plant
Fucking insane.
>YV
Arrogant and overconfident. Cares more about his money than the other mutants. The rest of the group begrudgingly gets along with him due to his Gun God Skillz.
>Muscles
Smart and silent. Keeps his mouth shut, only says important things. Peforms maintainance on Robot.
>Robot
Blunt and tactless. Communicates only in facts. Slowly becoming able to think outside of its coding.
>Chicken
Gung-ho and happy-go-lucky. One of the few mutants that can get along with Plant.
>Rebel
Fairly normal. Doesn't get involved in the hijinks of the less-sane people of the group. Enjoys naps and chatting with her followers.
>Horror
Dog
>Rogue
Determined and serious. Wants to get to the throne as soon as possible, and doesn't really attempt to get close to the mutants. Semi-friends with Rebel because they can relate to eachother.
>Frog
A happy guy in general. Encourages everyone to get along but doesn't actually try to do anything about it. Kind of lazy, but likes to sing.
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>>127963206
https://soundcloud.com/jrwdouble/hail-moni-mallon
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>>127964460
It's weird how well this fits together.
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>>127963790
I meant that's the exact noise lineup from Lisa: The Painful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtJZTKoqK9E&index=46&list=PLzjxg51LpxEHKl778z5kCsxr66NIuGkQx
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>>127964756
yeah.
That noise was sampled from shenmue

I like it more on LISA though
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>>127964867
Huh. Seriously?
Weird. Guess I need to learn more about videogames older than a few years.
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>>127964460
This is fucking beautiful
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>>127962730
>not just playing the Gun Godz OST
Literally why
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>>127964047
Stockpile high damage items, clear out the immediate area, hang out in a corner and wait for his shadow, then move, and blow his face off. If you're not confident, take Hammerhead to clear out a larger area to fight him or dig yourself a safe space. Scarier Face makes the fight a lot easier. Look for a Super Crossbow, Assault Slugger, Minigun, Energy melee weapon, Cluster launcher, or anything else that's high damage to rip his asshole open.
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What kind of weapons do you even use with YV?
I tear through ammo so quickly
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>>127964756
yeah its a Mashup
Work Harder works surprisingly well with a lot of musics
https://soundcloud.com/sudsmcfuddle/shop-harder
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>>127965349
Stop POP POPing everything.
You carry a Trash weapon and a POP POP.
Examples of trash clean include any basic bullet weapon, even your pistol. Your POP POP weapon is for bosses and beefy Rare mobs, like Yellow Scorpions. So make it big and deadly.
A good early one is Grenade Launcher, 2/4 Grenades is a fucking TON of burst damage.
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>>127965476
That.. that doesn't work AT ALL. What the fuck?
Also, Lisa: The Under
>Full rework of Undertale featuring Buddy falling into a hole somewhere
>Brutally slaughter everyone
>Come out and the game closes itself, automatically launching Lisa the Joyful.
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>>127965648
>Undertale
>Lisa
>Now featuring Yung Venuz
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>>127965818
This is starting to look like /igg/.

Best stop before the cat incest fags arrive
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Pick a voice actor / actor for each mutant.
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>>127965818
Okay, one last time.

>YV comes back to the crib after a fun loop
>YC isn't on the couch streaming
>YV finds YC playing on a PC
>POP goes the computer
>"Cuz, wtf r u doin'?!"
>"I "was" playing Undertale! C'mon, it's fun."
>YV plays Undertale on a spare PC
>Thinks the controls are crap
>Not willing to be shown up by his cuz, YV takes the more hands on approach
>Takes a car to an Undertale universe
>Undertale: MLG edition
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>>127964252

You can get pretty far by virtue of luck in the game

Skill is, quite frankly, being able to get far consistently

Lil' Hunter is just a case of knowing his attack patterns and taking advantage of cover. It's okay to be staying still at times, as long as you're behind cover.
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>>127965349
I do really well with any sort bolt weapon and tracking bolts, using POP POP for any big enemies, or big groupings of enemies
And then I keep a shotgun for the close range and panic situations
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>>127966168
VIN DEISEL AS MUSCLES
TROY BAKER AS PLANT, BECAUSE BEING A WOODEN ACTOR IS LIKE BEING A PLANT
YV PLAYED BY MC RIDE
ROGUE PLAYED BY WHOOPI GOLDBERG
EVERYONE ELSE PLAYED BY NOLAN NORTH, THE MOVIE
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>>127964381
>Frog
>Kind of lazy
But he's running constantly. He's clearly a high-energy guy.

I agree with everything else about your post, though.
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>>127966089
>catfucker caused most regulars to leave /igg/
>crazy assholes kept pestering orteil about a friend of his, causing him to leave
>even after /igg/ was revived it couldn't be saved from death
>even orteil himself couldn't revive interest in the general

why must everything i love be ruined and die
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>>127966769
>a female crystal being
>a female bandit
>played by Nolan North
We Saint's Row 4 now?
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>>127967434
At first I thought they said Peter North and got really, really confused.
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>>127959103
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>>127968003
AND I THOUGHT IT SMELLED BAD

ON THE OUTSIDE
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>>127968003
is that you bacon?
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how the fuck do I win as rogue
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>>127968181
Degobah...

>>127968808
ye. why?
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>>127969041
THRONE BUTT
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butt
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>>127969502
yum
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>>127969502
MERCIFUL MOSES
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>>127969502
>no bob cut
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>playing as Y.V
>get a shitload of mutation
>double flame shotgun+ heavy crossbow with scarier face and bone marrow
>one shot lil hunter
>this might be it
>12/12 health finishing off other enemies
>an ice skater fucks my shit up and kills me
ITS NOT FAIR, ITS NOT RIGHT
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>>127969502
Do Plant?
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>>127966168
>Crystal doesn't speak at all for the majority of the movie
>Acts very tough and masculine, considering Crystal is literally a walking mess of jagged minerals and all
>Everyone refers to Crystal as a dude the entire time and she never bothers to correct them
>At the very end she's given a very sweet, kind line of dialogue voiced by Tilda Swinton
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>>127969685
Even though the bobcut is one of my top three boner haircuts, I like the idea of her hair growing and her looking more wild and crazed as the mutations pile up and the radiation starts to sterilize her brain
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>>127960582
>>127960837
Reminder that Y.V. came before Bill did, and Y.V. was based on dank mlg illuminati memes when they were fresh
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Finally beat the fucking throne for the first time.

Thank you, based auto crossbow.
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>>127954445
Fish
>Having quested for The Throne longer than any of the other campfire mutants, he's been worn by the Wasteland, but never broken. While he's serious when the time calls for it, he's generally relaxed and charismatic otherwise. The type of person you'd follow to the deepest depths of hell.

>Probably sings songs about the people he's met along his journey.

Crystal
>She's made of tougher stuff than most of the other mutants (both figuratively and literally). She's very direct, and quick to see things through. Crystal can handle this, after all.

Eyes
>A cool dude that enjoys cool things. Movies, Pizza, and maybe he's also into comics as well. You could probably have a really good conversation with him on those topics, granted he had a mouth to speak it. On that note, he can't eat Pizza anymore, which is why he always looks so pissed off all the time.

Melting
>Melting is tired. The Apocalypse made him an incredibly powerful mutant, and I like to think that the use of his abilities is what is causing him to melt. Likely a perpetual downer, but not without good reason.

Plant
>BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD

Yung Venuz
>Probably really smug and thuggish, but still a pretty cool dude. I like to think that he made good friends with the campfire gang for the sole reason that he was bored with playing with The Throne.

Steroids
>He'd probably be a pretty interesting guy to hang with, since he's really buff and reads a lot of books. A well-rounded individual, though he might seem condescending at times if you talk about a topic you're not entirely knowledgeable about.
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>>127969854
fair enough
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>>127970024
Robot
>It's my headcanon that Robot is after The Throne so that it can consume and integrate it into it's systems. I can't really say what a robot's personality would be like, but I'd probably guess that it's something like Bender based off of the loading screen tips.

Chicken
>Very headstrong and impulsive, just like her favorite movies' protagonists. Being a hardcore fan of the classics, she'd probably gush about them all the time -- might be annoying to be around for prolonged periods of time if you don't go for that sort of thing.

>Another headcanon: She can probably speak English and some Japanese, having been exposed to it through her movies.

Rebel
>Very dedicated to the cause of reaching the Nuclear Throne, and a loyal leader to her boys. Wants to establish a new world order where she's the top dog, and her boys are treated right.

>Related to Big Bandit in some way or form, either as rival gang leaders, relatives, or both. Can't say much about her personality, though, because I haven't really put much thought into it.

>Good fashion sense.

Horror
>Probably acts a bit like a puppy or dog. Very loyal to the campfire gang, would die for them.

>Likely hates The Throne, since it hides its guardian portal with artificial teeth. If it has any idea what The Throne can do, what will happen in its absence or if someone sits on it, it probably knows the right path to choose when reaching it.

Rogue
>Hot-headed and impulsive, but far from unreasonable. Likely one of the only people in the multiverse that can make things right, being intimately knowledgeable on the subjects of the Campfire Mutants, The Throne and the full extent of its power, and whatever else the IDPD have been researching.

>Likely experienced a major culture clash after defecting, being hesitant (but not entirely unwilling) to partake in activities that the campfire gang sees as the norm. Has probably touched some weed because of Yung Venuz.
>>
strawpoll.me/6446035/
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>>127966168
Fish: Danny DeVito
Crystal: Drew Barrymore
Eyes: Bill Hader making weird sounds
Melting: Charlie Day
Plant: fucking pitch-shifted chimpanzee screams or some shit
YV: Ice Cube
Steroids: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
Robot: Ricky Gervais
Chicken: Kristen Wiig or Amy Poehler
Rebel: idk
Horror: a dog or some shit
Rogue: Beyonce maybe

Frog: Mark Wahlberg
Skeleton: still Charlie Day
Cuz: Eminem
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>>127969707
Like with three mutations, or with throne butt?
>>
>fish can roll
>fish used to be a cop
>cops can roll
Deepest lore
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>>127970576
THRONE BUTT
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Is Gamma Guts with Melting too risky or is it viable?
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>>127970684
>yfw Fish is actually mutant Captain
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>>127970843
for melting it's better as a defensive thing, so not totally worthless
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>>127970843
It can save your ass, so yes.
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We doing wild dumb headcanons after 2 years of playing? Sure.

Fish
>Can roll. Most tired, most old, fatherly to the other mutants in a sort of Clint Eastwood way. Doesn't admit it but is as happy to die on the way to the Throne as finding it. Lost a wife and unborn kid in the war. Has limited fame as a wasteland musician.

Crystal
>Fish's only 'equal' in the social circle. Especially kind to those in the family circle, especially sadistic and bullying of hostile mutants, likes to eat gunfire just to walk up and break someone. Lost a lot of family, but never discusses it.

Eyes
>Another of the Original 5 who founded their desert camp. Met Fish a while ago, helped him, he didn't care Eyes couldn't talk, Eyes just sort of followed along. HAs an incredible story that will never be told.

Melting
>Can't remember. His entire existence has been carved down to a thin haze of suffering and lucid moments of screaming bloody carnage. Was found dying with maggots in his guts, saved by Fish. Is a mutant as close to literally melting apart from radiation damage as you can get and still stay together, which makes him strong.

Plant
>Came from the Jungle. Likes the food. Has nothing but a rote lust to feed and kill. Kept around by the other Original Five like a rabid dog.

YV
>VACAY FUKKER
>#verifyvenuz
>#blessed
>Likes the other mutants more than he admits which is why he's spent literal years sitting around a campfire and shooting shit.

Steroids
>Came from the Labs, but can't remember. Basically injected massive dangerous nuclear chemicals to roid out and escape before the bombs trapped him in there. His intellect has helped keep the other mutants alive for years, has grand designs if the Throne proves to be true.
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Is rebel even a balanced class? So long as you aren't fucking terrible you have like fifteen fuckers constantly providing support.
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>>127970024
>>127970112
Interactions:

>Fish sings to everyone to keep their hopes up. Songs about past journeys, legends of the Nuclear Throne, and some improvised singing fill the Campfire Mutants with the determination needed to get through another day.

>Yung Venuz, Crystal, and Rebel probably tried to kill Rogue when she initially joined their party. She discards her helmet as a show of good faith to the mutants, though those three in particular are still wary of her presence.

>Crystal cooks for everyone. They now know not to eat the Rat Meat, and make due with Scorpion Stew.

>Eyes and Chicken share common interests, but likely debate over which movies are better (since Eyes has a preference for bad 90s movies while Chicken has a preference for bad action movies). The only reason this is possible is because Chicken gets to a point where she can fluently understand Eyes.

>Everybody but Crystal is afraid of Plant. Rebel has probably tried to kill it at least once for trying to eat one of her boys.

>Plant thinks of Crystal like a coconut, wondering how it can break through her hard outer shell to get to the delicious meat inside.

>Steroids takes great interest in Robot, regularly being allowed (and willing) to perform maintenance on it.

>Yung Venuz brings the bantz to Steroids, grilling him for being a nerd and a poseur. May or may not have confused him for a pink Rocket Jock at least once.

>Horror follows Rogue around like a puppy. She allows this, being somewhat protected from the fiery plasma due to her IDPD gear. The others are probably not okay with Horror jumping on them.

>Melting lingers around Fish a lot. The singing bothers him a bit, but sometimes Fish will sing him soothing songs to help ease the pain.

>Crystal is the one who first sits on The Throne.

>Fish and Rogue co-op to take down the crooked cops in the IDPD is the best ending, look into your hearts.
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can someone make a comic where fish kills throne 2 and plays a song sadly surrounded by his dead comrades
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>>127970897
Can someone make this image as Fish with his guitar
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>>127970920
>>127970925
So get it, but just carry on as normal?
Alright, got it
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>>127970684
The cops can also shield and use telekinesis.
Either they have technology that can match mutating, or they can use radiation in a more efficient, direct way.
>>127970897
With alternate dimensions, this could actually work.
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>>127970948
Robot
>Actually an idiot. Scrapped IDPD tech that tried to use remote bots to get jobs done in the Wasteland, but came too self-aware, malfunctioned from radiation damage, and wants to murder all organics and have robots rule - it thinks it hides this well but is so obvious and dumb that everyone just plays along. Feed it a gun and it's a puppy in your arms.

Chicken
>Literally was a chicken. Thinks this is her chance to thrive as a new predator species int he wasteland after far too long being prey. Has actual powers but studies samurai movies for ideas. Is, in fact, literally the Last Samurai.

Rebel
>Thinks the Throne will make her the Biggest Bandit and she can make everything better. Driven to prove her brother wrong, spends the whole game after murdering him descending into madness. Only managed to join the mutants after a 2 day shootout.

Horror
>A piece of the Throne that rebelled and, despite crude intellect, wants to stop itself. Joined with the mutants since, using its sense of time turning in itself, 'knows' they're the ones destined to find the Throne. Is otherwise a radioactive dog, is more friendly with Rogue than her geiger counter likes.

Rogue
>Captain is her mother. Fish is actually her grandfather of some greats, though neither knows this - he was the first mutant she met, and he decided to spare her and vouch for her at the camp. Looks up to him like a parent the Captain could never be for her. Fit in awkwardly until the radiation started to cook her brain. Is becoming more aggressive, more unstable, more sick, is the one most likely to go mad and try to loop until time breaks and everything is doomed. Wants the Throne purely for power under the delusion she's protecting people. Wants to kill the Captain, and after Lil' Hunter and reaching terminal corruption with an Ultra, doesn't give a shit and wants to kill her and destroy the timeline and see everything dead. Only listens to Fish because he knows how to talk to a cop/soldier.
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>Y.V.'s dialogue when running low on ammo is him saying shit but its bleeped out
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>>127971398
I'm pretty sure it's just a Venusian word, like everything else he says.

>the swears y.v. uses are so bad that even though no mortal being can understand them, they still have to be bleeped out
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>>127970698
oh ok
I'm gonna go to sleep first. It's 1 AM where I live and I am very sleepy.
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>>127971663
>YV's insults are so profane and powerful that reality itself bleeps them out
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>>127971663
You can totally hear the sh just before the bleep though
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>>127971706
I was under the impression that IDPD HQ *is* the Palace, but in their reality, secured and dominated and the Throne tamed to power their world. So it's especially easy for them to port to the Palace since it's basically Same Place, Different World.
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>>127970024
>>127970112
>>127971025
Misc headcanons:
>The IDPD have a presence in The Palace for two reasons; to stop the Campfire Mutants from reaching The Throne, and because their portal spawners are already configured to take them there from the get-go. They've studied the Mutants, and just the same, they study The Throne.

>The reason for this is because they harness what Nature creates by chance, and refine them to their maximum efficiency. While Fish, Eyes, and Crystal are far more capable than any IDPD unit, there are far more IDPD that can do what they can with relative ease.

>They are the reason the generators exist to begin with. The ones in the Throne Room are designed both to provide their world with energy, and as an inhibitor for its true power. If not for the fact that it were so badly beaten in the first battle, its power would probably be far greater than we could ever comprehend in the second.

>The blue stone that The Captain keeps in her office is a product of their research; a safer, more efficient power source that's based on studying The Throne. These are used to power everything from Rogue's Portal Strikes, to Lil' Hunter's jetpack, to the Artificial Guardian strapped to The Captain's back.

screwed something up in the first post
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I hope its okay if I do an inbetween writer-anon.

I just really enjoay drawing YV.
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You know, I'm slightly 'sad' they didn't increase the IDPDs murder ranks by continuing the theme and having more IDPD units based off of the powers of the mutants.
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>>127971757
I think it's just your imagination. It could just as easily be an "eff" sound in my opinion. And the other one is clearly complete gibberish, so it would be kind of weird to have one actual swear and one string of nonsense. Then again, Y.V. does say "yeah" when he leaves a Crown Vault, so you could be right.

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/nuclear-throne/images/8/88/SndMutant6LowA.ogg/revision/latest?cb=20140915045419
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>>127971949
>those teeth
kek
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>>127971949
i likem so keep at it
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>>127971389
>Rogue returns from her visit to Olathe
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>>127971152
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>>127971949
>Rogue just picks YV up and stares at him unblinking with heavy gasmask breathing for a solid 5 minutes
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>>127972102
I love it
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>>127972102
toppest kek
Thanks drawanon
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>>127972158
That sounds cute as fuck, YV just trying to claw at her, but barely out of arms reach of her face and his gun is across the room, doesn't feel she's worth invoking god powers on. And she's just staring at him, breathing deeply waiting for him to calm down.

I wonder when Steroids will enter the mix.
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>>127972324
steroids just observes and says something witty
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>>127972324
I figured after the first 3 seconds of freaking out he'd just stare back nervously with constant cuts to her breathing becoming deafening as he sweats and gets progressively more bloodshot and nervous until Fish gently pries him loose.

>dis popopina bitch b trippin
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>>127972102
God bless /ntg/
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>>127971007

Allies don't know what shields or explosives are, and will keep firing on either no matter where you are in the crossfire. They have a habit of getting caught on corners and missing the action without micromanagement, too.
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I'm playing Robot, just got Crown of Guns about to fight the Throne. If I loop, will it store my crown so that I can use it for future runs or do I have to sit on the throne and win? I really want this crown to be stored.
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>>127972324
>afterwards horror runs at her and trys to jump in her arms
>she explodes and sends horror across the camp, where he gets up and proceeds to do it again
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>>127972158
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>>127972512
You can loop to I believe 0-1 for it to unlock.
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>>127971949
No no, please, I insist, do as much as you like! I really enjoy these comics too. Not like I can really guarantee I'll get anything out... Nature of the Being a Writeanon game and the stereotype of taking forever for anything, if anything. Which I shamefully fall into.
But I'm trying!
You do you.
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I could see Nuclear Throne as some bright colorful Super Jail level of violence Saturday morning cartoon.
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>>127972019
YV speaks both English and Venusian, anon.
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I said I didn't want to draw characters I haven't unlocked yet but I'm really tempted to do this with Rogue and YV based on this current conversation
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>>127972586
for a second I thought Y.V.'s arms were lips like this face :3
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>>127972586
yesssss
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>>127972682
>hasn't unlocked YV yet
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>>127972790
Rogue, anon
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>>127972858
>hasn't unlocked Rogue yet
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>>127972682
which one's rogue and which one's YV
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>no art of Rogue taking her mask off over Lil Hunter's husk of a corpse to sing Ode in the storm while Fish plays for her and the others let her have her eulogy moment
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>>127972907
I'm almost there, anon
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I like to think Steroids has Stephen Fry's voice
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Me and my homies roll'an out to fuck the police
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>>127973078
yo that's good
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>>127972016
>melting cops that have only 2 hp but can explode all the corpses around you
>plant cops that run extra fast and shoot handcuffs at you that work like the vines
>y.v. cops that can pop pop you with an idpd revolver
>steroids cops that dual wield idpd machine guns
>robot cops with smart guns that run around eating weapons on the ground
>chicken cops with swords that can chuck it at you for 10 damage (but they can only do this once, then they're defenseless)
>rebel cops that summon more cops
>horror cops that shoot a blue version of the radiation beam
>rogue cops armed with a goddamn portal strike gun that create explosions when you shoot them
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Those moments where time seems to slow to a crawl and you realize you're fucked
>Post 'em
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>Everyone incredibly distrustful of Rogue at first
>She's ex-IDPD, who knows what she's really after
>Talks like a retard, always tinkering with her machine, can never seem to do anything right
>IDPD solo cop manages to ping in on the mutants and thinks he has a fast east promotion
>Everyone wakes up to screams as a dead-eyed Rogue smashes the butt of her rifle into the cop's head over and over and over and over and over and over and over and
>
>Everyone was very nice the next day
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>>127973078
>>127973185
Yes please
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wvffB5BqWp4
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>>127973078
I want to see steroids try to teach horror dog tricks
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>>127973380
>No hunkish rump
What goes on here
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>>127973380
jesus CHRIST
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>>127971949
For future reference, YV is a flattened cone. Pay attention to the curve of his underside.
Still perfectly in character though.
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>>127973571
Ah, who cares. He's YV, he's a God, he can be whatever kind of triangle or cone or pyramid his goofy little stick figure butt wants.
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>>127973380
Fuck, that voice is perfect
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>>127973285
jesus christ

the only ideas there I think could actually work are plant, robot and steroids cops

>fast "plant" scouts that run at you and tether you with a laser whip
>big beefy cops with double machineguns who fire like a coked out big bandit
>scavenger cops who bob and weave destroying pickups and weapons, possibly turns them into little bots to fight for him
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What's he saying /ntg/?
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>>127973725
>that scavenger cop idea
>a skinnier cop in a brimmed hat
>he chuckles before he pops a pickup
fund it
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>>127973725
>IDPD who eats weapons off the ground
>Oh hey great, an energy sword dropped! Let me go pick it u-
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>>127973285
>elite melting cops with only 1 hp that can practically make the entire screen explode
>elite plant cops whose handcuffs can kill you if you're at low health
>elite y.v. cops that can brrrrap you with a heavy idpd revolver
>elite steroids cops with dual idpd miniguns that will not stop firing as long as you're in their field of view
>elite robot cops whose health increases and weaponry gets more powerful as they eat weapons
>elite chicken cops that can throw their sword at you, then have it teleport back to them
>elite rebel cops that summon high-hp cops with shotguns
>elite horror cops with an extra wide radiation beam that heals them
>elite rogue cops that can fire portal strikes non-stop
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>>127973285
>Melting Cops do necromancer-style corpse circles to keep them somewhat balanced
>Elite Melting Cops have a larger range with bigger explosions
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>>127973789
if there were two guys on the throne and one killed the other with a rock would that be fucked up or what
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>>127973789
>TRAITOR
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>>127973789
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq2A-AYw4bE
I always hear them saying this
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>>127953909
she was more fun when her teleport was instant
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>>127973571
But. But triangular. I always thought he was a pyramid, not a cone.

This is confusing.
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>>127974180
Paul pointed out that he's a cone in a stream once. It's apparently been a point of debate at some point in time.
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>>127974180
He's shaped like a dorito. He can be 2D until it's funny for him to be 3D.
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>>127974180
Just draw whatever looks cuter for the scene and angle he is in.
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>>127963142
>>127955734
where do you guys get eyes being angry from?

I thought he kind of looked like a guy that was trying really hard to be cool with his 3D glasses
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>>127974180
>Rogue comes up with a joke after talking to Fish
>Gets entire camp in on it
>YV wakes up from passing out after counting too much moni to see a strange crude design drawn around him in the sand
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>>127974367
He probably has a lot of pent-up aggression from the fact that he can't speak. His grunts also strike me as kind of angry-sounding.
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#strugle
#Nevr4getWearUcameFrm
#GeorgeBushHatesVenetians
LIK dis post if u think YV da illest
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>>127973839
inb4 energy sword picks YOU up
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>>127974367
Eyes is just an ex-neckbeard. He's got a volatile personality.
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>>127974367
I like to think Eyes is cool by accident, because he can't talk, so he's incredibly mysterious and kind of threatening with his constant muffled screams and mumbles and psionic power. But in reality he's just this really frustrated and kind of freaked out dude. Comedic relief type.
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Dare I
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>>127974180
Here's how I view him. He's part cone, part triangle
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>>127974709
Pop

Fuckin''

POP
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What exactly is the Nuclear Throne? Why are the mutants after it?

Also, why is the IDPD looking for you?
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When the fuck is the vita patch gonna get here? This is unbelievable
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so uh, I was playing melting
I got in a sticky situation in the lab and was trying to mash right click to blow up as many corpses as possible. I had a bazooka equipped with trigger fingers and I was going crazy cause I had boiling veins and only 2 hp still, but apparently I turned into skeleton at some point and my right click mashing ended up damaging me because of skeletons new active. GG
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Thanks i guess
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>>127975391
you're the first person i've ever seen to discover skeleton legitimately, congrats
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>>127974738
Thats godamn horrifying, is that a thong?

Anyways, new comic.
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>>127975204
No one knows why the apocalypse occurred, but it doesn't matter anymore. As the years went by, the new inhabitants of the wasteland found a new purpose, and some began to travel together. They spoke of an ancient legend: the legend of The Nuclear Throne. The legend begins with a single mutant, who supposedly found the throne, but was never heard from again.

The mutant, deemed "The Proto Mutant", traveled the wastes until he found The Palace. This fortress, heavily guarded by beings of pure radiation, housed the throne. The throne is said to be the only way to stabilize the world once again, and The Proto Mutant had found it! The travelers don't know what happened to the mutant when he sat upon the glorious seat, but the throne did not re-stabilize the world. The travelers concluded that they must reach the throne to save the world, meeting newcomers to travel alongside them. Once a mutant from the group reached the throne, however, things don't go as planned. The Nuclear Throne isn't what it's supposed to be.
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>>127975464
I'm amazed how much character these characters have with little they say or do
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>>127975464
It's a censor bar for gun god is not to be sexualized.
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>>127975464
It'd be cute to see official/whatever art of each mutant's 'room' in the camp town, which I imagine is just some tiny dirty hovel dug out of the ground with whatever shit the mutant likes strewn about.
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>>127975456
I'm just, at such a loss as to what to think
Like I guess I ended up dying so my run should have been over but because I was mashing right click because of meltings active I ended up killing myself immediately upon being given the second chance anyway? It's really disappointing but also pretty cool that I turned into skeleton at all
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thats it
ive given up on melting b
everyone else is getting now it but i've been trying for months and its not happening
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Should i? If i can do this, it will be the first time i have ever looped.
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>>127975935
yeah no reason to not with that setup. just dont blow up
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>>127975935
Yes. Super Bazooka is the best weapon to take on the throne with
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>>127975935
it can 1 shot generators so maybe
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>>127975464
>is that a thong?
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>>127976051
>>127976049
>>127976036
I'm sorry to say i failed, i forgot it summoned enemies behind me and it completely took me by suprise, in my panic i accidently ran into one of the giant green balls.
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>>127976057
sweet sweet venuzian asscheeks
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>>127976057
>fish's face
>that boy ain't right
ROFL
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>>127976057
I thought he was wearing a diaper at first
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>>127976057
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>>127976190
>I'm so fucking glad that the Venusian Probe Program didn't actually get off the ground before the apocalypse
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>>127976482
>Venusian Probe
lewd
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>YV crouching over an uneasily sleeping Fish
>Holds up air horn with titter
>Pauses as from out of frame a rogue rifle barrel gently squishes into his eyeball
>Slowly lowers air horn
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>>127958930
Rogue shoving a burger into her facemask
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Can someone draw YV in this pose, but keep the human body?
Just trace the body and make everything between the shoulders and up the standard YV triangle.
Bonus points if you put a golden revolver in one hand.
Double bonus points if you can make the lines pixely like official nuclear throne art.
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>>127976694
Triple points if YV's head is clearly taped on.
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>>127976604
>Rogue being 'no fun allowed' instead of 'alienated outsider trying her best to get everyone to like her, even YV'
Boo.
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>>127976749
Quadruple if it's clearly taped over what's meant to be Back Muscle Plant.
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>>127976604
why do I feel like Fish is the most likable mutant next to Y.V
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>>127976868
Because he can roll.
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>>127976849
I just imagined her being very fond and protective of Fish as a father figure, and maybe just a little bit playful and trolly of YV since he's so loudly no popo.
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we're slowly reaching /utg/ levels
how long until people start shipping YV and fish
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Don't you talk to me or my 55 sons again
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>>127976970
on it

>>127977009
>all of them are rebel
one job
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>>127976970
It's a fun arcadey but sort of limited shooter and we have to wait for the leaderboards to come back so dailies are fun again, it's littered with weird bits of never-to-be-explained story, the characters have a ton of personality in design and play, and there's not much to do but make up funny shit and make drawings while seeing what content drops next.

Rogue x YV gun godin' buddies out of slow mutual respect is my OTP
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>>127976970
An update can't come soon enough
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who /inarut/ here? Ever just have one of those days? couldn't even reach lil hunter today
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>>127977229
yeah but at least I got one of the easiest b skin today
plants
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>>127976437
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Auto shotgun or grenade rifle?
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>>127977229
>get to and destroy the throne 2 times today
>get killed before I can sit on it

maybe some day
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>>127977325
minimalism is best, the joke works perfect as you got it, never force a punchline where another panel isn't needed

just make Cuz's tear a little more defined, maybe make his eye a little more upside-down U in shape and it's perfect
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>>127977323
that's not eyes or crystal
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Does the "music" that plays when you die have a name? It sounds strangely like a guy wandering around a supermarket
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>>127977557
oh right
it was still easy because I was in top form
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>>127977632
It's based on where you died, but no they arent listed in the OST.
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>tfw my issue isn't beating Lil Hunter
>it's dealing with the literal mob of robots out to shoot me afterward

I wanna draw something, give me an idea
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EZ throne, i never realized how slow the thrones bullets are
>calmly sit out in the open taking out the generators as the throne is trying its hardest to kill me
>its tri energy bullets are slowly passing to my left and right
>its giant energy balls are actually moving back towards it
Man, eyes can be stupid.
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>>127976962
>Fish
>A father figure to Rogue
I'm not trying to be a dick but that feels a little forced and awkward.
I'd sooner like Fish to bring up that he used to be a cop, and then they get all buddy buddy and serve as the renegade vigilante sheriff and deputy of the wastes.
No need to bring weird daddy issues into it for the sake of cheap emotional depth.
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>YV trolling the hell out of Rogue as an especially-hard hazing into the mutant camp
>Air horning, Venusian whistling, and throwing money at her when she's doing pushups after her morning bout with ARS
>Tries to use Portal Strike after spending all night doing adjustments, it spits out dozens of cars and makes it literally rain money, tears open her pack to find it stuffed full of cash and Yung Cuz for some reason
>Drags a bar of chocolate just out of her crazed desperate reach on a fishing line
>Tries to teach her rapping and laughs at her lame weak ass earth girl rhymes
>Swaps out her air filter cartridges with Axe: Venusian Vapor
>Sneaks out Steroids So You Wanna Trashtalk book he wrote for one with a ton of Venusian slurs so when she thinks she's practicing he can air horn at the fact she's calling Fish a [REDACTED] with [REDACTED] [REDACTED] in his [REDACTED]
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>>127977727
you know that picture of the big guardian dog with the wall of text that's super pissed about them in the background? make a picture of horror reading that and being sad
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>>127976868
Maybe because nobody told you that Steroids exists?
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>>127977845
>>127976962
>implying the IDPD have fathers or parents of any kind
>implying they aren't decanted from exowombs fertilized with frozen sperm and raised in communal creches by machines

Welcome to the future
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>>127977845
Says who? I figure as a canonically old bastard and her as some young crazed hothead she'd make for a great sort of trainee and kid figure for him. If she's got issues, it's Captain issues. Dude it's not like we're writing canon here we're making shit up for fun.
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>>127977727
You got a blog or anything? I like following all the other nuke artists, and your stuff looks nice.
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>>127977323
I got Eye's today. I would say that's one of the easier ones too.

>>127977384
It's ok anon. It's not fair, it's not right.
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CUZ F U C K I N G WHEN?
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What team would win?
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>>127978026
Well, wouldn't that make Fish as a parental guidance type even more appealing to her?
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>>127978090
Someone just post the he
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>>127977998
I've only been playing the game for like 5 days so forgive me, but I'm not familiar with the image. post the image and I'll see what I can do though
>>127978070

niiikooooo.tumblr.com/tagged/I_Drew_This

SU just came off hiatus so excuse the SU posting
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>>127978080
that is one cute fukken game god
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>>127978090
well considering YV is literally a god that can't be killed by mortals
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>>127978149
why the fuck did my post just immediately get posted
wtf i wasnt even finished
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>>127978043
I know its for fun, like I said I'm not trying to make a big thing of it.
The whole post apocalyptic father figure shtick just seems so played out and milked dry ever since 2010 and it flares up my autism super hard.
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>>127978181
Cool, thanks.

Don't excuse your art. Who cares what a bunch of trend-kiddies on the chans thinks about what show you draw for.
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>>127978090
>Lmao this guy is literally a block of shit
>Lmao look at all the shit and piss in binding of Isaac
>haha poop and blood I sure am one sick puppy.

I like Edmund and his games but c'mon son.
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>>127978196

meatboy is not a mortal

well kinda, everytime he dies another meatboy appears
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http://strawpoll.me/6488478
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>>127978431
he's not a god though
YV can only be killed by a being more powerful than he is
meat boy will just die a million times over again because he has literally no offensive maneuvers
also meat boy won't give a fuck unless bandage girl gets kidnapped
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>>127978090
Steroids with two super splinter guns with bolt marrow and eagle eyes would kill them all instantly
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Here in my battlements with my 47 allies
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>>127978181
here, found it
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>>127978581
Could always do the whole "FAGGOT DOG SAME SMILE EVERY DAY WHEN I GET HOME" but with Horror.
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>>127978581
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WHERE THE LEVEL BOSS AT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2ZIdmfMc5o
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>>127978680
I'm no drawfag and I only have ms paint but I loved the idea
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>>127977441
I thought the tear was his arm, honestly
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should I stick with the energy hammer as fish or drop it for the guitar? is it like some spooky secret op weapon for fish only?
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>>127979343
>not going dual melee
energy hammer + guitar is how the latest world record for kills came about
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>>127979343
The Guitar is the best melee weapon in the game. It does more damage than the Sledgehammer, has a faster swing speed than the Wrench, and doesn't use ammo of any kind.
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>>127979479
holy cow!
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>>127979479
yeah but with rabbit paw and confiscate I literally have unlimited energy hammer swings
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>>127979479
Energy Hammer wins only because it creates safe spaces. That's been ultra vital to a lot of high loop runs.
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>>127978573
KNAWLEDGE
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>>127979003
>>127977998
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>>127978581
I'm too tired to make this look good but I hope this is satisfactory
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>>127980192
>YV hooks up Venusian Internet for the mutants
>They realize 17 minutes after the euphoria dies off that it's literally no different than old earth internet, it's just as shitty
>They browse anyways
>I mean YV hooked them all up with Shapebook accounts, might as well
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60fps when?
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>>127980624
Never
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>>127980064
>>127980192
these are fucking amazing
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>>127980695
Kill me
>my eyes when 30fps on 120hz monitor
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>>127980807
Your fault for buying into e-penis technology
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so just had my absolute best run of all time, ended up dying to lil hunters death explosion which sucks, but I got the achievement for killing mom and hyper crystal.

I think fish with throne butt is the absolute most fun thing in this entire game
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>>127980910
and of course I forgot the picture
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>>127980910
>Fish
>Throne Butt, Gamma Guts, Sharp Teeth and Bloodlust
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FIX THIS BULLSHIT VLAMBEER IT'S BEEN FUCKING MONTHS
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>>127981650
>dies to gold scorp like a scrub
>complains
Its not even hard
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>>127981697
>die because of a game breaking bug that's existed for literal months despite the devs knowing about it
>haha wow le git gud
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>>127981697
He's not complaining about the scorpion, look at the ground, he's talking about the Crown Vault glitch, where a vault is spawned as a glitched normal level.
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>>127981930
>game breaking bug
Explain?
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>>127976604
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>>127981951
>>127981957
Oh. I see. Well then. I didnt even know that was a bug.
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>>127981980
ppfffhaaa
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>>127981980
>Fish is his father figure
>Rogue is his mother figure
I don't think I should be liking this as much as I am. Now that I think about it, YV is literally a spoiled brat because of his Godz status, think he even had real parents?
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Wtf, reach the gold chest 5 times with 5 different characters, and always got gold wrench
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>>127982181
If the theory that this YV is the man that took the YV in Gun Godz down, it's possible he was once a mortal.
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Last one to go boys, not even a loop crown.
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>>127982228
Wha? No, dude, the YV you fought is the YV you ARE. YV is the final boss of Gun Godz. Which is why it's cool to play him as a regular dude in NT.
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>>127982215
see and I get a golden grenade launcher literally every time
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>>127982228
Didn't that YV just go back to another universes crib though? I assume thats what happened going with the explanation of where he goes when he loses his HP in Nuclear Throne.
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>>127982215
Probability's a fickle bitch, anon, that just happens.
>>127982292
>>127982347
He bleeds when you shoot him in that fight, so that's why I thought you were somehow taking him down.
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>>127982283
Is this for Ultra Mutant, or just Vault Raider?
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>>127982486
When he dies, he does the same teleport-wisp animation he does when he dies in Nuclear Throne.
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>>127982525
honestly not sure what ultra mutant entails, is that every crown on every character?
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>>127982640
Yeah, as well as every character's B-skin. You'd have to be pretty bored to actually unlock it
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>>127982996
thats retarded as fuck, got all the b skins too but every crown on everyone will take years.
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>mfw watching a guy hit loop 4 as skeleton
jesus fuck man, this shit is OP.
https://youtu.be/6G4nTtjO0tA?
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I remember reading about a way to get a Golden Disc Gun or Golden Nuke Launcher that was a lot easier than reaching 7-3 on hard mode. It had something to do with putting a Gun Gun in the Proto Chest. Does anyone know the technique? Do you even have to play on hard mode to do it?
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>>127983419
jesus christ
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>>127983419
Guess it makes sense some life-hating nuclear skeleton would doom everything and rack up a wicked kill count.
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>>127983623
Putting the Gun Gun in a proto chest in general sounds pretty fucking great, with a melee weapon you'd have infinite ammo in there thanks to the Crown Guardians, so you could just farm for your preferred weapon.
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These all look frustrating
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>>127983852
If you play as Skeleton, can you shoot out as many weapons as you want with the Gun Gun at the cost of 1 HP each?
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>>127984010
Hey fuck you, you know what Chicken's B used to be? Slay a fucking IDPD FREAK.
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>>127984437
no, try /i/ i think i saw a tablet thread there
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>>127984026
Yeah, but the fact it uses 40 ammo will probably mess with the odds of you losing health. Let me do the math real quick.
Without Throne Butt, you'd ALWAYS lose health when using Blood Gamble, since the Gun Gun uses 40 bullets, which is bigger than your average bullet ammo pick up, 32 bullets.
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Why is it that every time I find a bolt weapon, Bolt Marrow never drops. and every time I pick Bolt Marrow, I can't find a bolt weapon?
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>>127984472
Gun Gun uses 40 energy, actually. So it has a 100% chance to damage you. I'm pretty sure that even with Throne Butt, the Super Plasma Cannon and the Gun Gun are both guaranteed to inflict 1 damage with Blood Gamble.
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>>127984562
Oh. Are you sure about Throne Butt though? Wiki just states it adds a 1/3 chance to not get damaged. Are you sure that it doesn't add that as a flat roll?
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>>127984672
I'm not sure. I assumed it multiplies the odds by .67, which would "lower" the Gun Gun from 400% to 266.67%, resulting in no actual change. I might be wrong, though.
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>>127984010
>Way of the Chicken
>Equip a Golden Assault Rifle and blast your way to 2-1 H1

>Everything Hurts
>Don't suck as Melting

>Science
>Progress through the game normally as Steroids
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Who do guys like to do your warm-up run as?
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>>127985349
Rebel
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>>127984554
>needing homing on a weapon that gives you fucking laser sights
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>>127962730
I put on some juke myself.
https://youtu.be/QyvN-bNTf0U
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Streaming if anyone wants to watch
www.hitbox.tv/stalkyyy
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>>127969502
>>127969603
Any more Rogue art? Doesn't exactly need to be lewd.
Rogue kinda became a waifu after I saw the hints at her figure in the B-Skin portrait.
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>>127986714
And I forgot to actually post the B-Skin portrait.
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Question on B skin melting tactics

Would it be easier to do a defensive run and loop in hopes of getting a gold assault rifle/splinter gun and use that on a B skin run through oasis to win?

Also fuck street name captchas
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>>127987101
If you'd rather not use Melting for going after your golden weapon, just do this;
>Get the golden gun you want on any character
>Using the character with the golden gun, go to 2 crown vaults while keeping the gun
>On the 2nd crown vault there'll be a chest you can put a gun in, put your golden weapon of choice here.
>Now, with Melting, go to 2 crown vaults like before, take the golden weapon on the 2nd crown vault and beat the crown guardians.
>Congratulations Melting now has that golden weapon.
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So i wanted to post this as soon as the new thread started,but it had to start when i was sleeping so i'm kind of late
I took your guys' ideas,thoughti it over,and i think i've done a mimic design that's at least a little bit less shit.
>So it's a mimic
>it can store 3 weapons.
>can swap weapon out by using special
>125% of normal reload time
>After getting a weapon out you have to wait to 150% of that weapon's load time.
>Automatic weapons still work,i don't know what i was one when i wrote that.
>Other mimics are aggressive,but also drop one more mini-pickup
>Throne butt weapons load 25% faster i know that's not how throne butt is supposed to work but shut up
>Ultras are:
>A:Broken teeth: removes having to wait when switching third weapon.
>B:Paradox storage:lets you put a fourth weapon inside
>with ultra B The 4 weapons would be in sets of 2,and using the special would change the set,and then you could change normally.
>unlocks by reaching the throne without opening 1 weapon chest.
>Skin B is a golden weapon chest that unlocks by storing all the golden weapons(not at the same time)
>make up whatever backstory you want.


So did i do a little less shit or did i fuck it up even more?
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>>127987424
>unlocks by reaching the throne without opening 1 weapon chest.
That sounds hard, and also tedious because of portals opening weapon chests.
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>>127987424
it'd be pretty hard switching between 3 different weapons but mite b cool after practice

idk about the rest
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>>127987520
I know it is but it'd be made so much fucking easier if vlambeer just made the chest go down with you and having to press e to open them.
But in the end it's never going to be like that so i'm still trying to find better unlock requirements.
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>>127987646
That would still mess with the big weapon chest because then if the portal takes the weapon chest with you, now you could have a big weapon chest and a small weapon chest.
Would be cool if you somehow managed to get all of them to the throne fight though, and would be great for Crown of Guns Robot.
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>>127987341
Never thought of that, pretty clever
I have splinter gun on VY so that will be pretty easy to acomplish
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>>127987646
I suggested it in another thread, make the unlock requirement be that you have to kill Throne I with every ammo type (i.e. bullet, shells, explosives, energy and bolt) which means five kills, which players will end up doing anyways.

Also no melee requirement because fuck that noise.
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>>127987812
Big weapon chest even by the size of the sprite is too big to fit,so they;d use that as an excuse.
And i've seen people who do runs with chicken or eyes where they carry all the weapons they find.
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>>127987972
Even if you're not trying to stockpile Big Weapon Chests, you could skip a Small Weapon Chest that would get brought into the portal, and the next level would spawn a Big Weapon Chest.
And, if you make it so Small Weapon Chests can't be brought through portals... I guess that fixes it, but at that point we're having a trade-off rather than a direct upgrade.
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>>127987893
That was my original idea,seemed a little uninspired so i didn't use it.
Guess i'll stick with it
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>>127988078
Oh fuck i forgot about the big weapon chest chance thingy.
Guess my idea falls flat now.
It's not like with open mind you can only get 1 rad canister and always get 2 big rad canisters in the next level,vlambeer wouldn't design something like that
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>>127986675
>Radioactive Chair
>not atomic chair or radioactive seat
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>>127988169
Should just be something like sit on the throne without taking weapon mutations (Boiling Veins, Laser Brain, etc)
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WHY THE FUCK IS THE GOLDTRIMMED CAR ALWAYS EXPLODED BEFORE I GET TO THAT SIDE OF THE MAP
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>>127988308
Never thought about that.
Will probably use it.
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>>127988483
>ZZZHHOOOPA
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>>127985973
bolt marrow makes shots home in after they hit, it lets you hit things that aren't lined up, it's not for helping your aim
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>>127987424
Tried my hand at making a sprite, could use some work, but I think it's a good proof of concept.
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whats the point of hard mode if its going to be impossible anyways?
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>>127949681
Add Extra Feet to Rogue and we have a deal
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>>127989528
It's cute.
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i did it and noone was there to witness it
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>>127989835
Thank you, used this pic as a reference for the chests and mimic at a better angle.
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>>127989528
Damn anon thats amazing!
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can you get the frog pistol from hard mode without looping?
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>>127990121
probably, but that's a lot harder than just going for it on a loop
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>tfw not steroids
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Just got this game over the holidays, how to git gud? I unlocked the robot but since then I'm stuck and I'm not sure what to change in how I play to get further in the game. The furthest I got was the level after the floating laser crystal one. I spawned right into a bunch of those bipedal robots and they instantly killed me, cool fucking game.
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>>127992047
Git gud
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>>127990121
you can, but like the other guy says, it's not worth the effort

>>127992047
those guys have really jank hitboxes.all you can really do to avoid them is to just kill them as fast as possible while ducking in and out of cover
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>>127989528
Adjusted the sprite, and did some potential B-Skins.
Golden one didn't come out as well as I wanted because of so many details I had to squeeze in there. Hopefully they still came out good enough.
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>>127992391
Golden one looks great, shut the fuck up
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>>127992391
For fuck's sake.
Now i want all characters to also have c skins and d skins just so in my mind i could add all of them in.
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>>127992391
sprites are nice
i still think the gameplay concept is incredibad
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>>127972586
>heard you talking shit about popo
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>>127993534
I think there's a bit too many downsides on it at the moment, yeah you get to have a 3rd weapon, but with this idea that's the ONLY upside you have. The only other characters who have downsides are supposed to be harder, Melting, Skeleton and Rogue, and Steroids who gets double the firepower at once and all-automatic weapons.
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>>127993693
Maybe he can have double enemy weapon drops with them not being leveled down one level
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>>127976445
>brrap brrap
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what does rogue's chair ass look like?
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>>127992391
modding support please
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i love the bubble madness level in the weekly
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>>127993693
i'm still going to shit up mimic discussions with the probably unworkable "el sneaky chest" concept
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aren't rogue and steroids signing their own death warrants by swimming in pools of radiation
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>>127994421
Steroids is already mutated, he's freakish

Rogue tho yeah Rogue is fucked
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>>127976694
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>>127994515
What if Steroids is so hiked up on Steroids he can't experience the drawbacks of radiation?
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>>127993693
Maybe it can have double weapon chests from the get-go?Like it already has open mind(but open mind would make it 4)
And it has a chance of getting cursed chests with no crown,Because it can hold 3 weapons it seems like the character who'd be the least fazed by a bad cursed weapon.
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>>127994421
what is death to these people
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So i must ask.
Is the smart gun good?
Like i see it kind of aims automatically but it damage seems shit.
I'm in 5-2 with plasma rifle and golden bow.
Should i take it?
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>>127995347
It has the same dps as the SMG but it never misses.
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>>127995347

A regular Assault Rifle ist more useful than a Smart Gun.
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Am I supposed to survive a spawns like these?
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So what does more dps?
Hyper rifle
Plasma rifle
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>>127995740
Git gud
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>have BRAAP Bazooka
>start destroying the generators
>finish off the throne
>didn't notice that a missile missed one of the generators
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>>127994064
This

>>127969502
>>127969603
>>
what if they add mutated captain for final boss?
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So is the lighting shotgun any good?
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>>127997341
>lighting
Yes, it's delicious
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>>127997240
>[Heavy Wet Rogue Mask Breathing Intensifies]
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>>127997341
Lightning weapons are FUN-tier, at the very least
I never pass them up
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>>127997240

The captain is the final boss
The artist left the team
They are working their asses off fixing all the broken shit
Sony is on their throats and denies them PS updates
The Dev said there won't be any new additions, the game is done content wise, you have to draw the line somewhere and call it done.

It is released. The release was shit and rushed because of Sony contracts and they thought they could make it due to some shitty event. But it's done now. It's no longer EA. Dreaming up new bosses and characters is as autistic as wishing for a patch that would add more bosses and a new class to Dark Souls. Maybe later when they decide to do a DLC or something like FTL did with the free AE, but not so shortly after release.
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>Crystal is a boring defensive RMB mutant
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>>127997923
>sawn off shotty on loop
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>>127998237

It's good with Shotgun Shoulders.

Run could have been insanely good if I had a paw.

>Euphoria
>Rhino Skin
>Shotgun Shoulders
Are all not particularly helpful with the build I was going for.
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>>127997660
people are going to mod this game, its inevitiable. The devs are done, but we aren't
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>100+ weapons
>end up using only a few because most aren't that good
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what's the overall worst weapon type? bullet?
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>>127999242

Only yourself to blame if you can't reach out of your bubble.

You'd be surprised how good some weapons can be if you don't rely on YV e-sword + auto crossbow every single loop.
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>>127999379
explosive
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>Spider
>A spider with green eyes. Not crystallized like the enemy.
>Passive: Moves normally on all terrain (Unnafected by Ice or Web)
>Active: A melee swipe that picks up an enemy. Right click again to throw. Deals damage based on enemy. (ie. Bandit does less, Scorp does more, cannot pick up Guardians)
>Drawback to active: Only lets you pick up enemies below half health. OR Picking an enemy up slows you down based on how much health they have.
>Throne Butt: Thrown enemies destroy bullets
>Ultra A: Extra Arms: Lets you pick up all enemies that are hit by your melee range. Allows you to throw them in a random order.
>Ultra B: Diamond Fingers: Lets you pick up a block of terrain to throw.
>B Skin: no idea help me out guys
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Here's an idea for a Passive Throne Butt, "Crown Cranium":
>Fish
More Ammo OR Pick-up Medpacks give you non-boosted ammo.
>Crystal
Medpacks and Med-Chests give 1 more hp, this won't be doubled by second stomach.
>Eyes
I have no idea
>Melting
If in range, experience will go through walls.
>Plant
Even FASTER?
>YV
10% less reload time
>Steroids
Accuracy un-nerfed?
>Robot
1+ to weapon difficulty level.
>Chicken
Lasts a little longer before dying.
>Rebel
Healed completely/3/4ths.
>Horror
A 6th choice OR Patience on every list OR this mutation is just a secondary Patience.
>Rogue
Slightly more Blast Armor damage OR Portal Strike Canister also give rads
Tell me how bad of an idea this is.
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>>127999379
Bullet weapons just fall flat compared to everything else. They're a little better once miniguns and heavies start dropping but still.
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>>127999706
>B Skin: no idea help me out guys
He gets the cursed crystal caves spider palette with gems starting to grow out of him and makes the crow sound effect when hurt
Unlocked by beating Hyper Crystal in the cursed caves
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>>127999706
maybe a ladybug skin
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>>128000563
oh NEAT
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>>127999835
i hope they add more mutations to the game in the future. this one specifically would be really neat.
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>>128001340
nice
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>first time in the mansion
>cant pick up anything
life is suffering
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what???? wtf?? what happened?
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>>128002073
looks like you finally melted
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>>128001990
>>128002073
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>>128002073
What, anon?
That you're skeleton? Portal not open up during the run?
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>>128002159
skeleton

i was playing as melting than i realized i was walking a bit slow than i realized i was a skeleton for a while and i had 4 hp

why did this happen?
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>>128002073
Skeleton is a secret character gotten by dying as Melting when in a Necromancer Portal.
He has 4 health, but goes back to Level 1, is slower and less accurate.
His active is Blood Gamble, which lets you shoot without using ammo, but you have a chance based on how much ammo the weapon uses to take damage.
The chance is decided by:
>How much ammo a weapon uses
over
>How much an ammopack of that ammo type gives.
Which means some ammo-heavy weapons will always hurt you, unless you have Throne Butt, which adds a 1/3 chance to not take damage.
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>>128002401
You died you fucking shitter
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>>128002401
This happens because as you were dying, there was simultaneously a Necromancer's revival circle going around you, so it, and only as Melting, revived you, but as skeleton.
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>>128002480
>>128002456
alright,thanks

its cool but whats the point?you are doomed to die with no mutations and slow movement anyways
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>>128002625
Look at this:
>>127983419
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>>128002625
Maybe if you're shit like you
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>>127999835
Oh, also
>Frog
You'll move slower when you're not holding a movement key down.
>Skeleton
Speed and Accuracy are buffed, but not back to normal.
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>get Rogue
>quit for the night
>turn game on
>Fish is locked

I've already tried toggling his back to unlocked in my save file. That adds him back to the menu, but actually selecting him crashes the game.

Is there anything I can do, other than deleting my whole file?
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>>127999706
Seems pretty uninspired because it feels like the passive and active are just extra feet and chickens active

So here goes my ideas for those

Passive - Scuttle - can cling to walls and still be hit , will move faster when attached to a wall, very fucking fast but cannot fire, double tapping movement in the opposite direction will take you off the wall

Active - Acid spit - Has an ammo system of 8 with a octagon like spiderweb next to health bar like Rouge, will deal 1 damage every 1 second for 3 seconds but can stack, you gain more "ammo" for this system every 5 enemies you kill

Throne butt - Predator - When Scuttling on a wall and a enemy is inflicted with acid spit you can pounce on them and gain 1 second of ALL damage invulnerability , also increases the acid spit DoT to 5 seconds

Ult A - Sense extended - Can shoot while scuttling on walls
Ult B - Heart burn - Acid spit size increased and dot time increased by 3 seconds
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>played for 500 hours
>just now realizing fish can roll

it's not fair

it's not right
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>>128002930
Wait for the Bugfixes.
Since it's the weekend and there's been a lot of reporting Or at least I hope you fags have BEEN reporting your crashes, Vambleer might put out a fix some time later.
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>>128003090
>played 2k hours
>can't unlock melting
This is fucking hard
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what the literal heck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCv5O-nbys8
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>can't reliably get past the 3rd area

how do i get good
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Whats the funniest character to play and why is it steroids?
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>>128001340
seconding this, super cute
get cracking on that mod buddy
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>>128003041
oh this is really neat actually. the throne butt might be a little clunky though.
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throne fight: should i take a tri machine gun or an incinerator?
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>>127999835
This is an interesting idea set, however,
>Crown Cranium
Not just
>Ass of Legends
as an optional secondary Throne Butt that only shows up randomly after you get Throne Butt.
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Are we posting characters? I made a character a while back.

>Vendor
>A bandit who got stuck in one of the vending machines. Joins the mutants after they cut him some arm holes
>PASSIVE Armored:Takes 1 less damage from all sources (Minimum 1 damage)
>ACTIVE Vend: Turns on the vending machine, dispensing one random weapon. Unfortunately for the bandit, the gears of the machine tear him up pretty badly when he does this, so he loses half his current health. (Guns dispensed this way will be of a rarity one level lower than your current level. Like a reverse version of Robot’s passive)
>THRONE BUTT Premium Stock: Guns dispensed from the vending machine will now be one level HIGHER than your current level. (Exactly like Robot’s passive)
ULTRA MUTATIONS
>A: Anti-theft Measures: Reinforces the vending machine’s plating, reducing all incoming damage by 3 (Minimum 1 damage)
>B: Jackpot: Vending machine now has a chance to drop a big weapon chest when used.
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>>128003834
No man, should be
>Fit to Sit
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should i be attempting to get oasis skip if im trying to go for melting b skin?
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>>128003750
is this nigger serious
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>>128003834
>ass of legends
>not Anal Chair
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>>127999835
>Eyes
>Enemies will be highlighted with a red outline, making them easier to spot
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>>128004013
yes mutations really does not matter only guns are matter
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>>128004019
thats all i got famfam
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Using a Sticky Launcher in Frozen City is such a dangerous game but it's what works the best for me. I'm just sure one of these days I'll go to do it and the big-ass gorilla motherfucker will fly at me after I've shot him, taking both me and him with it
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>>128004145
pick it up then you will understand
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ALRIGHT ANONS

I just got this game dumped on me by a random steam person I hardly ever talk to. Here goes nothing.
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>>128004013
yes

take boiling veins for lil hunter
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Is there any pic related for Horror?
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>>128004257
i died but holy shit it took out the generators so well

i see the light. i see the fire
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>>128004274
maybe you should talk to that friend more often
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I don't know why but lately I've been having this urge to fuck Horror.
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>>128003963
Looks like fun.
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>>128004585
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You are in desert looping and 20 of these fuckers is coming towards you one by one. Your are playing as robot and you have Energy Sword and Gatling Bazooka as your weapons.

What do you do.
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>>128004824
Gamma guts is the best mutation!
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>>128003963
Definitely funniest OC yet.
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>>128004824
use the energy sword and smack a bitch
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>>128004824
Use sword to cut your way through and eat the bazooka to regain Energy
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>>128004824
Eat both my guns.
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Should I choose trigger fingers over bolt marrow even if I have a crossbow?
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>>128005050
That didn't turn out right. i'm silly.
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>>128005090
If you're going for big weapons later on yes
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>>128004824
hit a maggot with the energy sword
the rest all died to impact wrists
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>>128003963
>new character.
>the cactus.
>has 1 health,no weapons and can't move.
>while playing...A random mutant will kill you while killing bandits.
>End of game.
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Needs more Melting
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Why there isn't fanart of Plant?
Best mutant ever.
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>HQ as Chicken
>Rabbit Paw
>Bloodlust
>Strong Spirit
>Die
>20 ammo kits, no health, get 6 kills and no bloodlust procs

CHICKEN'S PASSIVE IS THE WORST FUCKING THING IN THE GAME AND SHE'S A SHIT WAIFU TOO

FUCK
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Why is Rogue so perfect?
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Mutated Super Slugger and Seeker Shotgun are goooood.
>LOOK MA NO VEINZ
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>>128004416
This is the only one I have saved.
Whenever I get a longer duration to do shit, I'm going to compile them all into one mega guide with a uniform theme.
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>only been to the palace three times
>every time I died in less than 5 seconds
any advice?
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>>128006335
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>>128006335
Hammerhead
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Holy shit Melting is so much fun.
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>>128006335
Get Hammerhead.
The slender rad guys are chill and are low priority, focus on the floaters and focus HEAVILY on Rad Dogs that are close to you.
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holy shit the cursed crystal caves on a loop is a nightmare
>>
Multiplayer when
>>
Would anyone be interested in a Discord server?
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>>128007652
No
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>>128007403
Yes.
>>128007652
No.
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webm people, what do you guys use to record? fraps?
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>>128008065
>fraps
Top kek lol
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>>128008153
Why did you use two different variations of lol
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>>128008270
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Just be yourself
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>>128008065
shadowplay is goat if you use nvidia card
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>>127999835
>not "butt throne"
>not a picture of steroids reading on the can
>none for skelly/frog
>stealing my idea
0/10

also a lot of these tend to infringe on ultra territory, namely yv, rogue, and chicken
the ones you have for melting and horror are kind of bad, and steroids' is just a weaker eagle eyes

from what i've got:
eyes: can see the contents of chests before he opens them
melting: rads last longer and deal damage to enemies that touch them
yv: piercing shots
steroids: innately automatic weapons fire faster
horror: rads have a chance to heal (encourages beam use as well, esp. with throne butt)
rogue: popo have 30% less health, stacks with scarier face

robot's would fall off hard in loops, which ties into another, more major change that i've been thinking about
>from 7-1 to 0-1 (assuming default path), the lowest-level weapons are phased out of the drop list, ending with weapons introduced in 2-1 and earlier leaving the droplist entirely
>robot's passive pushes this up, starting the process when entering 6-1 and removing weapons up to 3-1
>butt throne and refined taste move it up further, by 1 stage for the former and 2 for the latter

r8 my autism anon
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>golden energy sword never ever
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>>128008396
stop taunting me you fuckers
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>>128008596
forgot the frog/skelly ones
frog: releases a moderate amount of gas when hit
skelly: speed/accuracy increase as health falls, up to a bit above normal at very low health
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>>128008396
what steam skin and why anime language
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>>128008065
shadowplay or the amd equivalent.
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>>128008996
>>128008526
Gonna guess that's exclusive to nvidia card users.
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>>128008954
download here

http://steamcommunity.com/groups/pixelvision2
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>>128008596
>none for skelly/frog
>>128002823
>also a lot of these tend to infringe on ultra territory, namely yv, rogue, and chicken
YV is the only one i gave a straight amount, Rogue quadruples her blast armor while Chicken gets 5 more seconds, these would just be much less than that.
I do like your ideas though.
>>
i could almost taste the b-skin
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>>128009616
>dying on 7-2 to a dog
We're in this together, man.
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>>128009557
ah
still wouldn't be a great idea to have such similar mutations, i don't think
less choice in your setup, and it doesn't give an impression of effort and creativity to the player

>>128009616
fucking dong guardians man
god damn
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I FINALLY BEAT LIL' HUNTER only to die in the labs immediately after

Why is Horror so perfect?
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why are cops allowed to hide in the van
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>>128005214
>b skin unlocked by causing the mutant to kill themselves with a grenade
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>>128010291
Because he's CUTE.
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>>128010291
I've technically beaten him more times than I haven't but I keep dying afterward because I don't have the ammo
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If I have a Golden Weapon I like, there's no reason for me to not go for an Oasis skip right? Weaker weapons aside
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>>128010983
There's no reason to do an Oasis skip
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>>128010340
>rapists not hiding in vans
???
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>>128011069
What about for Plants B skin?
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>mfw I finally unlock all B skins
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>>128010291
>tfw kill lil hunter
>only 1 health left
>kill enemies and get full 12 health
>get killed by a a flying car
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>>128011180
That's the only reason, second arguably being Melting B
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>>128003994
Sitting swagger
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>>128011325
>not wanting to go into the throne fight with full mutations for melting B
fucko
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>>128011382
I didn't say I do that, it's what some people in this general did.
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>resetting to try and get a better golden weapon for melting
>finally get into mansion again
>game freezes
ok
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>>128011382
>wanting more enemies and more opportunities to die
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Replace him with Crystal and add the caption "Who wants pizza rolls?"
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>>128011491
honestly when i went for it, the only thing that gave me any trouble was lil hunter. and that was because of the cops shooting me at point blank ;_;
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>>128011580
At this point the hardest part for me is the immense depression of failing oasis or 1-1 around 100 times only to die on palace 2.
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Ummm excuse me game? Big bandit can spawn on 1-1 literally MILLISECONDS after I spawn in?
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>>128011498
>fish not being the distributor of rolls
what the fuck man
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>>128011664
just play super carefully. having a bolt weapon + bolt marrow is really useful for popping in and out of cover. having that golden splinter gun was pretty helpful.
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>>128011498
>Not Fish, the True Roller
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>>128011691
Yes
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>>128011691
Yeah
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Anyone streaming tonight?
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It's laser sword and heavy slugger a good combination if I have both shotgun shoulders and laser brain?
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>>128012110
I've kinda wanted to pick up streaming the game, but, I hate my voice. Plus I always choke when people are watching me play.
>>
>nobody made an Eyes guide
I know he's probably the shittiest character in the game, but if you get really lucky with mutations and weapon drops he's pretty fun.

Seriously, I roll Eyes with a Golden Wrench, and I try to get any of these mutations that I can:
Trigger Fingers
Gamma Guts
Euphoria
Throne Butt
Long Arms
Rabbit Paw
Scarier Face

You obviously don't have to get them all, but the more you get, the better. Then you literally just hold down the right mouse button the whole time and smack anything that comes near you while being completely invulnerable to bullets because they'll be pushed away. If you have Long Arms and Trigger Fingers, and manage to find a shovel you'll also have the benefit of being a whirling dervish of death and destruction who can swing his shovel dozens of times in succession.

It's really, really rare to get a good run as Eyes, but when you do, he's really fun, which is why I consider him actually worth playing despite being the shittiest character by a mile.
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>>128012110
Smitetv is hosting a NT speedrun tournament that starts around 4pm EST.
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>>128012193
You dont have to talk and git gud
>>128012360
Fuck outta here
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>>128012110
I might take up streaming tonight or tomorrow.
I just got to get my sister to set up all the software.
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wtf, I used hammerhead into the wall and then Lil Hunter landed and the wall textures reappeared on destroyed part.

fucking ruined my melting run
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>>128012142
no heavy slugger is shit and not really well synergized with shotgun shoulders
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>>128012110
>>128012443
Not them but would people watch a complete nobody stream with no voice and a little to no knowledge of most things nuclear throne?
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how do i shit on lil hunter
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>>128012607
We did that yesterday twice so yes
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>fighting big dog
>have crossbow and laser pistol on Y.V.
>all other enemies already cleared out
>this is gonna be easy
>he bum rushes me in to a corner and launches like 30 rockets
>I have no where to run
>His death explosion kills me
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>>128012353
>just got golden wrench for eyes
>tried to do a melee based run
>long arms, scarier face, gamma guts, rhino skin, euphoria, forget what else
>made it to 7-2 with full health
>"fuck yeah, the throne will be easy with this set up"
>get squashed by a dog
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>>128012658
Boiling Veins and any fast firing weapon. Jackhammer is great for this since it fires fast, stunlocking him, and even if he fires, it'll get destroyed by the jackhammer.
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>>128012658
I normally try to have a really powerful weapon that can kill him very fast in very few shots like the heavy crossbow, super crossbow, bazooka, plasma cannon, energy sword, energy hammer, energy screwdriver and then just kill him as soon as he lands. Ofcourse me personally, I find Little Hunter to be a more threatening boss than the Nuclear Throne, and usually consider a run won after I get by him, as long as I don't get shitty RNG on 7-1 or 7-2 and spawn surrounded by radiation dogs.
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>>128012443
okay then, I might. I make no guarantees, though ;_;
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>>128013515
All you have to do is look at the chat once in a while to see if everything works
>>
I just had this idea for a comic that all of the mutants are in IDPD court with YV has their lawyer because he has a law degree (Which is just a piece of paper that says (LAWZ DEGREEZ in crayon.) Of course he keeps insulting the judge and the court.
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>>128011738
>>128011917
>IDPD police officer walks in with a Fish under his arm
"Who wants fish rolls!"
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>>128011190
I actually enjoy breeding gold chocobos
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>>128012353
melee eyes is god tier if you get good mutations and don't get raped by dogs constantly
euphoria/throne butt means he's basically immune to bullets
>>
i'll stream Nuclear Throne next week.

im kinda trash and i have a shit mic so i'll have to set some things up before i'm able to stream.
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Can someone make a comic where YV is acting immature with fish and making 'fish sticks=fish dicks' jokes and laughing his ass off.
Last panel is Fish looking dead inside
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>>128012353
eyes has been generally recognized as one of if not the best mutant for a long time, what are you on dude
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>>128014378
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>>128014785
I know you're being snide but I still like it
Thanks m8
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>>128014910
I wanted to do something better but the thought of drawing detailed fish terrified me
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>>128014785
>FIN
>Not a picture of Fish's fin holding a golden pistol to his head, Y.V.'s hand still clutching the trigger
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Speaking of art, I just had a pretty neat idea for some drawfriend.
Throne II fight
The throne is floating at the top of the picture, in the middle a mutant of choice and behind him the campfire with everyone dead. I'm thinking fish with his guitar weapon in hand would look cool (even though all it can do is destroy projectiles but whatever)
>>
Just for the record, which is preferable, Heavy Crossbow or Super Crossbow?
Super Crossbow uses up a ton of ammo, doesn't it?
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>>128015329
m8 can you believe how fast I drew this?
I'm a prodigy I sware
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>>128015426
Super Cross is better in every way because of the spread and the fact point blank=5 shots in one enemy for a guaranteed kill unless Boss.
You usually carry a secondary or melee and can do fine.

See: >>127983419
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>>128015426
Depends, do you need a weapon for crowd control, or a weapon to pick off?
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>>128015632
Wow nice art!
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>700 posts
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>701 posts
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>>128016604
>>128016532
>702 posts
Hey, samefag. Wait until page 9-10 to bump.
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>>128012353
>nobody made an eyes guide
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48 posts till destruction
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>>128016741
Can't samefag in the same minute
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>>128015632
>the throne's snake is grasping the portal's edge

god I love the portals in this game
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>>128016906
I stand corrected, good sir(s)
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How can I beat thorone 2 with only melee?
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>>128017259
By having exceptionally long arms.
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>>128017423
>ending

wew lad, that was close
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>>128017423
>Can dodge
>gets hit 3 times for 4 HP.
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Is it normal to not fight Big Bandit at all? I have no real way of proving it but I think I beat 1-3 without BB ever spawning at all
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>>128017937
He sometimes spawns without destroying the wall and instadies in it
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now back to your regularly scheduled broadcast of "everybody hates melting"
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eh fuck it. Come watch me be bad at this on twitch fucking spam filter

twitch shadowleswanderer
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>>128003090
to be fair the game and playerbase doesn't exactly do a good job of telling new players about fish's best ability. I don't blame you
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cute fish couple xD
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>>128018456
>xD
Sigh. I'll get the Slugger. Hold down the heretic.
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And thats the end of our little Nuclear Throne comic story, I hope you all enjoyed it!

Just kidding, I drew this because I stopped to think just how Rogue was gonna eat the pie if she has her breather on?
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>>128018567
>Sigh.
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>>128018456
Cute.
Also, Chicken's passive still fuckign sucks and the Captain has like 2 million HP.
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>>128019202
So when (most) characters die, are they dead or do they "respawn" for another "run" back at the camp?
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>Seeing if I can replace Nuclear Throne's music with Undertale music
>Realize I could replace Palace's B-Song with Dogsong
Perfect.
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>>128019469
I believe the canon explanation is every run is a different universe.
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Bazooka is so good.
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You forgot the best part.
>>128019562

>>128014995
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>>128019469
They're dead forever. In that universe though, in another everyones still alive. So lets just play along and say this is the one where Rogue ate highly radiated maggot pie and died.
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>>128018040
>>128019702
Today is the speed run day do your achievement
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>>128019752
>>128019660
Ah okay. There is a literally infinite number of universes running parallel to each other and every run is just taking place in a different one and we've never once found one where the lines of 2 separate solos have merged into an "online Co-Op."
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>>128015632
thats promo art you fucking fraud
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>>128019717
I couldn't think of a good way to work that in.
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>>128020540
Simply put: draw gun with stick arm latched onto handle from off-panel left.
Fish is holding it to his hand.
But it's still really nice, thanks and saved.
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Super splinter gun or heavy crossbow?
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>>128020784
if i have bolt marrow, crossbow, if i dont, splinter.
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>>127949285
Should I buy the game? I pirated it but I kind of feel bad, they're always updating the game and they have co-op. How many of you have pirated it?
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>>128021310
It's reaching the end of the updates, and it's local co-op only.
Either way you should still buy it, if only to help support JW.
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>>128021310
I got my copy for free from a friend I never talk to because they gave everyone who owned it a free copy a year? back.
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>>128021310
I have but thats only because I live in a state of poverty and literally do nothing but draw all day.
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>Super plasma cannon
>Back 2 bizniz
>throne butt
>right click with full back muscle
>:D
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>tfw
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>Power outage during my first loop after 30 fucking hours of play.
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>>128020784
Normal crossbow is better than both of those.
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>>128023430
>laptop master race
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>>128022281
Does the SPC actually BRRAP when you have full back muscle?
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>>128021310
>Bought and played it when it first came out
>Still have two free copies from when Vlambeer tried to get new people to play and give their feedback
>Haven't played it since
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>>128024368
I have no idea. Maybe one day ill know
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alright I made it to throne 2 and died some more

gimme the draw requests to do later, some horror stuff would be cool
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>>128024546

>>128015329
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>>128024654

>>128015632
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>>128024445
I'm pretty sure you can't, since BRRAP still makes all four shots cost full ammo, SPC costs 25 per shot, and Back Muscle only goes up to 99.
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>>128024725

>>128015759
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>>128024824

>>128024725
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>>128024546
>Eyes and two others are around their green campfire roasting maggots on sticks
>Horror (their campfire) leaps up and devours Eye's maggot
>Settles back down in his fire pit with a small burp
>Eyes mumblespeaks obscenities at the rad puppy.
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>>128024934

>>128024824
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NEW THREAD MOTHERFUCKERS
>>128025610
>>128025610
>>128025610
ABANDON THIS SINKING SHIP
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is it just me or does throne butt not actually work on steroids
im not getting ammo for SHIT
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>>128019919
so yesterday was the melting B day and today is plant B? I can dig it
>>128024428
I also bought it way way back when and played for maybe 2 hours and gave up on it. For some reason though I've been fucking addicted to it since release, I don't remember it being this fun at all
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>>127958869

Reminder that IDPD can harm non-IDPD enemies.
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>>128020493
>Mommy, what's sarcasm? That man said he drew a very detailed portrait in 3 minutes. I called him out on it and now everyone is laughing at me
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