Marathons:
The device will activate tomorrow
NASA:
- ESA equivalent taking place in Chicago.
- http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
- https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon
Californithon:
- Meetup / marathon in Santa Ana, CA, March 18th - 20th
- https://twitter.com/californithon
>Resources
- speedrunslive.com
1st for pape
Let it die
Based OP image
who is this announcer?
>>127853617
It's because Notch hasn't donated yet
>>127855885
Should change it to Cosmo
>>127855990
edobean, a known cunt
>>127855885
is that seriously the bid war for the filename
FUCK
for once i hope iwata wins
8th for Cosmo a shit
>>127856027
except he already did
>>127856027
But he has
was that death that just happened actually planned? or was it just an accident that happened to work out?
>>127856183
accident that just happen to work out.
pretty funny
>OH NOOOO I DIIIEEED
>HAHA JUST KIDDING! IT WAS PLANNED!
>>127856069
>>127856042
Cosmo is number 6 in the list of file names.
i just got legitimate lee rused by a speedrunner
that was a sick strat
>>127856183
it was planned
>>127856268
>>127856227
WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME SRG
Jesus christ that boss fight
My heart
>>127856183
>>127856227
by his wording it was intended
>>127856183
planned
>>127856227
idiot
>>127856326
It basic lee was
Fucking hell this announcer is really ruining the run, just have to mute it. What an obnoxious cunt.
>>127856183
>>127856305
It was planned.
based fucking donation bro
>>127855885
Where do people view current incentive goals?
cringe
>that voice
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
This twink voice. MY FUCKING EARS.
>>127856438
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
loving edobean desu
Aaaaaaand I just nutted to her voice.
smash dat fukken mute button
I enjoyed commentators voice. She sounds like Lexi Bell.
>>127856453
>>127856464
>>127856496
get lost memers we like to have lulz here
haha stiv has to do his run at 4am when no one is watching. literally what the wife rapist deserves.
This run would be maximum comfy if edobean wasn't reading donations.
They always have to ruin it somehow, don't they?
That triggered my nyanners hate.
seriously, every other fucking donation reader waits until they are TOLD they can read donations
edobean just DOES IT ANYWAY
i want tohold handswith edobean
>>127856580
jelly beta spotted
>>127856580
>rapist
anon please she was a mormon slut
>>127856572
Having my ears bleed because of a girl's voice isn't my idea of fun, boyo. And it doesn't make me a memer.
>>127856561
So "Daddy Issues: The Voice"?
>>127856685
die in a fire
>>127856572
>we
how appropriate, because "we" also rhymes with /v/ and /b/
>>127856709
This is actually exactly it. Some women stay in infancy mentally because of daddy issues. They get away with it because women are carried through life.
>>127856745
and/mlpee/
>>127856745
... and /vg/
>$75 donation
>I wasn't going to donate in this segment, but that stupid voice that cute sounding announcer person is doing forced it out of me.oops
>>127856709
p. much
Anyone attending a GDQ has daddy issues desu.
>>127856671
is it ok to be a slut in mormonism?
>reading neets talk about autistic speedrunners
why do i come here again? i must be ill
>>127856810
>cute sounding
>$20
>My grandmother is a double breast cancer survivor... And it certainly wasn't from Luigi's help...
>I don't have much money right now, but I wanted to donate because the announcer's voice acting is so cute <3! Thank you for the great event AGDQ staff!
>>127855885
is this real? where can i go to track donation incentives?
>>127856816
No, which is why they're all repressed.
>>127856810
>cute
I'd just like to remind you all that *this* is who you're calling "cute"
>>127857038
https://gamesdonequick.com/tracker/bids/agdq2016
>>127857038
It's not real you goofball
https://gamesdonequick.com/tracker/run/1742
>>127857040
That's a girl o_o
remember when stiv got drunk and started banging at c*sm*'s door, then adrian came out and laid the smackdown on him so hard that he ended up crying? lamo, seeing what happened with that guy's wife i think we all know what stiv was up to.
>>127857040
she is cute. probably a great bang
>>127857038
https://gamesdonequick.com/tracker/run/1731
You won't do shit either, anon. Narcissa deserves it. :)
>>127857170
that's the wrong game, you moron. Try here.
https://gamesdonequick.com/tracker/bid/3706
>>127857195
Yes, amazingly enough.
>>127857243
Anon what are you smoking.
>>127857038
https://gamesdonequick.com/tracker/bid/3706
>>127857243
I have yet to post in one of these threads all week.
I am popping that cherry to tell you you're a dumbass.
who the fuck is sumichu
>$10
>Can I marry the announcers voice? It's incredible. Donation goes to announcers choice.
>>127857293
>>127857301
its because she doesn't have a dick like cosmo right?
>>127857301
>Long time lurker first time poster here
>$300 for deadnaming
man, if only /srg/ had some rich fuckers in here to make things awkward.
>virtual consoles are bad
we got it guys
>>127857372
At this point I'm unconvinced that this person doesn't, in fact, have a penis.
This is her, apparently from before she god braces.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_p_VFwwAPeY
>>127857389
I have $1500 to drop right now, but it still wouldn't even be close.
Cant be bothered to go back but Stiv is a pimp and if anyone is actually bashing him unironically you are simply a jealous manlet and or woman he wont bang.
>>127857389
you don't understand
if narcissa is the filename it will cause a bigger uproar. they would never let it be cosmo, they would pull the plug.
>>127857465
That would get it pretty close actually. 2nd place by $200-300.
>>127857510
what uproar would "Narcissa" cause? "who the fuck be narcissa" drama?
>>127857560
I bet that pretty much everyone involved with speedrunning would know who narcissa is
obviously enough people do that it's winning
our boi grav is next
these woods give me anxiety. I remember getting lost in them as a kid and getting spooked by all the noises.
![dentalplan[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JDNWarr.jpg "dentalplan[1].jpg")
>>127857442
LISA NEEDS BRACES
how come you guys are satisfied with talking about cosmo all day for days
>>127857636
Because we all have hateboners for trannies.
poor daddy
>>127857494
Not bashing him for what he did but that pastebin was a mistake.
>>127857389
We definitely need to get Cosmo to be the filename
>>127857693
What? That was the best part. Genius
>>127857765
Cosmo is the raddest fucking name to start with, he really didn't need to change it.
I'd love to share a name with Kramer
>>127857334
the person in charge of the gamelist this agdq
>>127857693
Was that the one with the really long and drawn out teary-eyed apology for fucking another man's wife? Am I remembering that right?
>>127857692
What?
Reminder that it's almost been a year since this:
http://pastebin.com/73fDjPgn
>>127857765
They'd just get it pulled.
>>127857863
>>127857843
Except it was underhanded.
>>127857874
would be really fucking hilarious and make their event even more of a joke right? right?????
>>127857863
what a top cuck
>>127857832
Cosmo may technically be a dude name but it's rare enough that it doesn't even feel gendered in modern american english; he could have kept it as she.
>>127857874
that would be worth it too, since they'd have to say why. Or at least their stumbling for an excuse would be good.
>>127857932
Of course it was. He cucked another guy.
>>127857946
>thinking they won't lie and say narcissa was well in the lead regardless of the outcome
>>127857803
It was the best part for us, but definitely a mistake for him.
>>127857964
yeah seriously. I feel like every trans who posts constantly online comes up with some name which is a flower or just something so fuckign obtuse and stupid
>>127857863
Who was Werster writing this to again?>>127857964
Hate to break it to you but the whole thing is for attention. Cosmo is a great name but that doesnt get your screennames changed across the internet and huge wikipedia battles.
>>127858005
They wouldn't even mention it. It would just be pulled quietly and play dumb/stay quiet if chat/reddit/whatever brings it up.
Not like anyone where is going call them out on it on stream.
>>127857389
if I was rich, I'd dump a five digit number of dollars for the name "Trump"
>>127857863
who wrote this and who was it written to
sorry i'm not up to date on all the srg drama
who enjoys paper mario here?
>>127857863
>>127857908
Please tell me wimbler wrote this lmao
>>127858126
Werster wrote it, I forgot who to
I'm glad you're all a bunch of NEET sissies who won't do shit because you're just a bunch of girls on the inside.
At least I admitted it and became one, why haven't you? :)
>>127858109
People would ask questions though.
>>127858113
>implying it wouldn't be better to make TheMexicanRunner play levels/type in Trump or Build Wall
oot would be nice, but come on senpai you're missing the real bantz.
>>127858157
It's my favorite game, Anon.
>>127858186
I had good parents that loved me and taught me morals.
>>127858171
Adrian/0xa101, I think.
>>127858186
At least I fixed my teeth. Why haven't you? :)
>all these big sum "anonymous" donations
Sure thing Mike
>>127858186
My parents would murder me before I could become a NEET would be fun though
>$2000 donation from anon
>blank
who wants to bet it was going to cosmo and they blanked it familia?
>>127858157
Right here lad.
One of my favorite games ever and this run is really comfy whenever edobean shuts up.
>>127858157
This game defined my adolescence.
>this blatant papa johns viraling
fuck OFF pie
>>127858217
Who? Twitch chat is too busy spamming memes. Any post on hugbox leddit would get downvoted into oblivion,and even if it did they would host some bullshit AMA or make a single comment to "defuse it" and get 30x gold for being a progressive organization.
We could always bid Cosmo as the filename for one of the other Zelda games
>>127858256
Is wearing panties morally wrong?
>>127858379
>>127858243
>>127858183
>>127858157
lads, im comfy too
>>127858514
depends on the color/pattern
>>127858275
>>127857863
Werster literally C U C K E D cosmo into another gender dimension.
>>127858514
If you are male yes.
>>127858492
>We
>>127857863
what the hell
Has any run been mercy killed by going over the estimate yet?
>>127858360
That's exactly what happened, actually.
>>127857908
>tfw when you love people
0_0.............-_-............;_;
>>127858583
animorphs and alpha zylon
>>127858583
one in awful games block is what I've heard.
>>127858186
cumcrab...
>>127858594
Is that you $1500-anon?
HOIIIIPPPPP
hey guys
wanna hear a secret?_____HOOOYYUUUPPE_____
>>127858360
being able to see the donation screen, that is what happened.
>>127858634
>animorphs
Is that the GBC one? I always remember reading about it in Nintendo Power. Shame I was looking forward to seeing what I missed possibly.
>>127858540
It made watching this GDQ worth it for me. Seeing those perfect LZS's were fucking nice.
just kill me...
Could these donations be used as a money-laundering tactic?
How much does the government keep an eye on donations?
>$10
>better ingredients better pizza, Auto Zone
>>127858779
video games have a strange culture
i hope to be a part of one someday
>>127858814
holy shit can you get confirmation/screenshit?
>>127858862
Can someone explain the papa john pie thing? What is going on? I think I keep stepping away and pie is donation shilling or something.
>>127858821
it is the gbc one
they got fucked over by rng for like 15 minutes, then started over and got through the first 3 levels, and just called time after that
HYYPPPEEEE
>>127858953
Hello newfriend :)
>>127858387
i didn't mean to quote myself, youre extra comfy my friend
>>127858957
Calling it now: AGDQ 2016 best GDQ yet.
Seriously. The runs have been good, the commentary has been there, no major drama/cringe moments, very few technical issues, Twitch chat is its usual cancer, IRC chat is running smoothly (shoutouts to Efreeti and the mods), everything has gone well and been entertaining.
Definitely the best since I've started watching at AGDQ '13.
>>127858594
>>127858814
I wish
why the fuck does edo read so many donations
why does she pick so many that say she has a cute voice (even ones that say "voice acting" and shit)
it's killing the run for me oops!
>>127859128
I actually closed the run about 30 minutes ago because of it.
>>127859075
stale af pasta my man
>>127859128
she's trying to get a voice acting job
>>127859128
i thought the same thing, then went to the donation tracker.... most of them that are readable do mention her voice....
>>127859098
I wish, but it doesn't look like it's going to be allowed into first place. I'm willing to bet smaller donations will be accepted, but anything that bumps Cosmo into first place will mysteriously not be counted towards the total.
>>127859128
I mute whenever I hear someone say it's okay to read donations.
>>127859252
could you try to suck more (You) dick?
>tfw it's 8am, I watched mentally ill people playing video games very fast all night and now I'm baking a chocolate cake
I'm losing it boys
does it count as a 'speed' run if it takes this long
it's like watching the world's fastest highway construction
>Ironic astroturfing is still astroturfing
>>127859375
hit me with a slice bro
>>127859375
Fuck, I should bake a cake today too.
Going out today to buy some carrots and chocolate.
>>127859375
bene...
>>127859419
Make it a pie! I ate your pie!
>watching donation stream
>comment pending approval
this really is the easiest thing to manipulate doe senpai.
>>127859493
>lets speedrun cancer guys!
>>127859441
>8am
>bene
u what
>$10
>This donation goes out to the soothing and super pretty voice of the donation reader.
>>127859390
Yes it does, even Baten Kaitos 100% in 347:52:34 is a speedrun.
>>127859493
>link
we should name the boy in secret of mana cosmo
>>127859375
>tfw your roommates are all out of town at their gf's place and you are slowly stealing and rationing the food they left behind
bbq sauce, lettuce, and cheese burritos again tomorrow night
>in a room full of selections
>many other selections besides this
>no emotions
must be weird being a grill
>>127859581
im down
>>127859575
https://gamesdonequick.com/tracker/donations/agdq2016
>>127859581
This.
>>127859581
>not naming the Boy Narcissa
These fucking niggers on the couch, not singing.
>>127859581
>>127859771
Need to decide what we doin b4 I donate
>>127859419
It's in the oven atm. It's a fondant so it'll be ready in an hour.
>>127859440
I had nothing to eat with the tea and it's fairly quick to do. You can do it while watching runs so it's comfy.
im loving this run and all but... really?
>>127859771
That's what they'll do when people pick Cosmo as the name
>>127859870
Cosmo. It's way more controversial
>They are singing
Make it stop
>>127859679
>>127859581
>>127859698
>>127859771
good luck with that thousand dollar entry fee
That was cute
>be me
>have the stream running on mute
>unmute the stream to see what is going on
>people are singing
>close the stream
jesus christ guys, wtf is this
>>127859908
>being this new
>>127859936
desu senpai I was just hoping that $1500-anon was serious.
I don't think it's likely but it would be the ultimate in bantz.
>>127859953
Old man river nigga
so when can we get this person of the donation mic?
>>127859681
some pretty stupid shit on this site, thanks
Admit it.
You all love cringy shit.
>>127860008
In several hours
Honestly she's the female equivalent of spikevegeta intonations wise
>>127860083
>chance of cancer
where's knitler with her 50% chance of cancer?
>>127860208
except spike is cool and shuts the fuck up and doesn't do le ebin high pitch kicked dog voices.
if cosmo is one of the character names at any point in the rest of the marathon i will write COSMO on my dick and tweet it to him
>>127860089
I fucking hate cringey shit in general but I can't hate Pie's stuff.
>>127860254
noice
Never gave a shit about AGDQ until this year, so I'm new as fuck,
but how the flying fuck are you guys not sick of all the same god damn jokes being said over the donations?
literally every donation makes a stupid Luigi joke or animal joke.
It's not that I don't get the references, but I am so sick of the same 2 jokes being told.
Don't you guys ever get sick of it?
>>127860089
literally nothing on stream has made me cringe
>>127860245
>where's knitler with her 50% chance of cancer?
>>127860334
back to /v/ youre probably a tranny anyway
>>127860334
I don't think any of us like the donation reading; it just comes with the territory.
If only we could just have an autistathon without pretending to give a shit about charity.
>>127860334
nobody cares what the donations have to say, its about runs and autism
>>127860334
you stop hearing them after several years
just like with notch donating for attention, at first you get confused then you realize he's just pathetic and you let it go
>>127860286
It's official, we've come full circle. srg loves pewdiepie
Pop this donation reader in the oven head first.
>>127860381
Can you please stop?
>>127860518
good b8
>>127860083
>binny
Anyone else getting a connection error or is my ISP just being a Nigger Supreme?
>>127860628
>please
someone post the knitler nudes, please
>>127860736
I'm getting connection issues too. Servers are shitting themselves.
post pics of missy, the real best crossdresser of AGDQ
>>127860758
>nudes
why would you want that
>>127860628
>please
remember when knitchan was teasing us with her socks? good times
>>127860823
to see her tits... wtf
are there any confirmed lewd pictures of any of these speedrun celebrity people, especially the crossdressing/trans ones?
>>127860954
is this lewd enough?
https://twitter.com/missygoesfast
>500$ donation
>silence
lol
>this announcer
fuck this I'll be back when she's gone
if all of this is paper, how does that lava stuff work? hur HUR hUR HALLHALGHAhLAHa PLEASE LAUGH
>>127861051
not really, but thanks anyway
>>127861080
>10$ donation
everyone claps and yells cus we know you :^)
>>127860758
What? She's a fucking goblin. Why would you want that.
>>127861132
wouldnt the water make the paper soggy??? :) just a joke for laughs to think aboutt
>>127861190
look. i know what she looks like. i know what i want.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsSNh23SwPw
>>127861416
who is that sexy beast on the far left?
cancer is not hereditary
if 5 of your family members have cancer, reevaluate everyone's life style
>>127861190
Sometimes it feels good to masturbate to an accident. And if it comes to accidents she honestly doesn't look that bad.
I bet she is a freak in bed too. Still waters and stuff.
>>127861080
>>127861187
i literally wont donate because of stuff like this
>>127860334
>>127860415
>>127860416
Most of the donations are fake. AGDQ staff has weaponized the power of memes into a way to trick people into thinking they're part of a cause. Ask yourself if you'd spend $1000 for a chance to have one borderline mental patient read your G-rated message to a crowd of 20-50 autistic introverts who have to pretend they're back home streaming by themselves in order to function like members of the human race.
The schedule caters specifically to north america which alienates the international audience, yet the stream pulls viewercounts beyond that of even truly international megastreams. The whole thing is a carefully orchestrated scam and it's evident from every angle you look. Have you see what the PCF does? It does nothing, and it prides itself on doing nothing, in fact its tagline is "the only charity focused on prevention," i.e., not a single dime is going to where money needs to go to achieve scientific progress.
We indulge this mass delusion because, for once, we feel included by the outside world. We get a pocketful of happy moments in exchange for being thoroughly exploited.
So no, no one likes the donations, the memes, the autism, or even the runs, but it's all we have, and we are desperate.
>>127861202
I laughed, have an updoot good sir!
>>127861202
its paper watar
my mind wanders
>>127861546
>>127861708
>>127861708
More evidence that the jews are behind it all.
>>127861695
All the categories are arbitrary
He sure keeps nailing these tricks and glitches.
>>127861741
can you stop?
>>127861778
obviously pre-recorded
