Marathons:
Mike Uyama Remorial Fundraiser 2016 LIVE NOW!
NASA:
- ESA equivalent taking place in Chicago.
- http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
- https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon
Californithon:
- Meetup / marathon in Santa Ana, CA, March 18th - 20th
- https://twitter.com/californithon
>Resources
- speedrunslive.com
he never stops talking
wixMini
Greetings from Germany.
Long time watcher, first time donator.
I love what you guys are all doing. Destroying my childhood speedrunning these amazing games for a worthy cause.
Shoutouts to my buddy on the couch.
Let's kick cancer's butt and save the animals!
GDQ HOYP!!!
Hi Noir
i miss cosmo
![rg40aQR[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/anIHBlb.jpg "rg40aQR[1].jpg")
Is he on adderall?
>>127839139
castlevania speedruns were always my favorite
i hope Noir-kouhai will notice me today
Basically
>this is the level of gameplay you get when only the runner talks
>>127839282
>the face of speedrunned
how could the organizers approve this
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Greetings from Denmark.
Long time watcher, first time donator.
I love what you guys are all doing. Destroying my childhood speedrunning these amazing games for a worthy cause.
Shoutouts to my aunt who was diagnosed with breast cancer last year.
Let's kick cancer's butt and save the animals!
GDQ HOYP!!!
>>127839413
It's kind of interesting for a halo game, too bad the runner sucks balls
>>127839275
>>127839413
"Donations"
I'm so happy more furries are getting involved in speedrunning
basically
>>127839445
>second place with deaths compared to a lucky deathless run
If you don't think that's impressive, you're an idiot.
>>127839516
>>127839397
>this is the level of gameplay you get with console fps
fixed that for you famalamilam
>>127839523
yiff yiff? :3c
>>127839275
this is hilarious.
>>127839523
How do you know he's a furry
>>127839570
fuck off proacejoker chat mod
He sings too. This guy is the full package.
>>127839516
Is that Narcissa drinking a cup of cis tears?
>>127839606
you mean Halo 4
everyone knows it's the worst one
this guy is fucking annoying.
sweat tea
>>127839275
The process is almost complete, anon.
There's no stopping it.
is this autism%?
this kid keeps stuttering
haha MOO!
NASA's lineup is looking pretty good so far.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/171XRmX_9AbnqIYSkNRceZDgOFoj3wrTj6f6bkfMshEQ/edit#gid=664632079
how was stepmania
moo
B A S I C A L L Y
"This is a good time for donations"
"Alright we've met the incentive to pull the plug on this run, let's give proacejoker a hand with a sub 35 Halo 4 let's play. Next up..."
>>127839987
impressive at first but pretty boring to be desu
>>127839987
fun
>>127839856
dude I posted that shit hours ago. I think I created a meme.
basically
basically
basically
basically
>>127839987
staring at a black screen with arrows going up and a lot of fast finger movement in a small side screen for like half an hour
>summit is speedrunning OOT
L M A O
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>>127839954
>nkr
Can't wait to see a skinhead in a Nazi uniform speedrun
>>127839987
literally lets play with meme songs and loli moaning songs at 1500APM
>Basically
How are we liking our newest meme?
>>127839954
>velocity 2x
>>127839954
>It's not a marathon without at least 5 mega man games
>Everyone hates this one so you can build up your hipster cred by accepting it
these fucking shitty sob story donations are killing the mood
>>127840183
>learning to speedrun OOT
why wouldn't you want that?
>>127839987
It was basically hentai music.
>>127840045
Fund it.
>>127840315
basically
>>127840308
I do want it, I just think it's funny, to the point which my rear end has unattached itself.
>>127840183
he'll probly destroy the WR In a month or two since he's actually good at gaming unlike speedrunners.
>>127840183
Why not learn SM64 instead?
>>127840189
I'm not going. Naegleria rejected my runs just because I wanted to use emulator and he's a cultural Marxist that wants to put more money in Jewish videogame producers' pockets.
>>127839139
How was the Castlevania block?
>>127839987
reddit loved it
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>if this game that is about killing enemies had no enemies it would be easier
gee thanks boss.
well basically
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_i2WEsS3W0
G E R M E N C H
i'm taking donations for cancer awareness
>>127839987
boring, not speedrunning, apm spamming
>>127840743
who picks these fucking runners
>i love cock
>i chose this game because it has a lot of cock in it
>>127839954
>Age of Empires II
>IL Showcase
>>127840664
>>127840796
wich ones ?
Germench is the filename for the MM run
So basically this fag really likes Halo.
can't you like skip to the end in pokemon right on the start of the game ?
They couldn't get someone to actually give proper commentary for this game?
I have literally no idea what's going on and how skips work because this idiot can't explain anything properly.
This is really boring and takes no talent at all. Where's Quake? HL1?
>>127840924
>>127840796
didn't mean to quote, sorry about that
i was mostly referring to the guy running halo 4
>takes him 20 sentences to explain something that would normally take 2
Wow, Ethan! Great commentary, keep it up, proud of you!
>>127841018
Yeah. They're just going to be doing interesting glitches.
>/srg/ suddenly hates Furries
When did this happen?
>>127840412
God this is surreal, I think he has 33 attempts and is at 22:28 already, talking about version differences and shit. He is going to have a competitive time in no time flat.
>>127841114
>>>/reddit/
>>127841018
yeah, but i think they banned that from any%
werster showed it off a few years ago
shoutouts to basically
>>127841114
It's 4chan.
Anybody ever watcher a Paper Mario run before?
It's easily one of my favorite games ever, but I don't know how interesting it is as a speedrun.
>>127841114
It didnt happen
you guys are fucking ruthless. Why the hate toward ProAceJoker?
YOU ARE FUCKING TRIGGERING ME.
![Gt3nOyQ[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Ti7pH8W.png "Gt3nOyQ[1].png")
a good speedgame got dropped for this
>>127841058
Mah bad.
As to who picks them I guess they just invite the WR holder and then the one under him if he can't.
Or just the runner most thirsty for attention
Also a french runner apparently found the skips on that run
Just thinking about Noir with his little tight ass spread apart and his hard cock throbbing for someone to penetrate his tight asshole gives me a massive hard on.
>>127841298
At least it's no Velocity 2x.
>>127841078
So anyway these guys are hunters right? Basically they are big and have a shield and are typically blue. Oh and they also basically have a fuel rod arm. Fuel Rod is a weapon that shoots a big green explosion that kills most enemies in one hit. Certain enemies won't get killed in one hit but its basically pretty rare for it to show up. They only appear during certain levels and hunters don't drop theirs. Also there is about 4 pairs of hunters in the entire game and they typically appear in pairs and they are very difficult to kill in conventional ways. The hunter body is made up of orange little worms that bond together the hunters body. They joined the covenant cause in X4387 and they are fromthe planet Dorfswhop. Dorfswhop is from the gigglebabble galaxy and in that galaxy contains basically....
>>127841114
Furries are literally banned from every board but /b/. I think it's safe to say the entire site hates them.
>>127841287
Most interesting technique it has are a few clips through floors and walls. The rest is usual JRPG low-level optimization.
>>127841298
The tears are delicious though.
Just wait for Bloodborne it will be even more boring.
![BaVKPpl[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/vZbXh7S.png "BaVKPpl[1].png")
>this run
>>127841419
You already posted this in the previous thread, go away
>>127841384
/trash/ is literally the unofficial furfag board now.
>>127841384
This. 4chan has always hated furfags, furfags just pretend they're wanted and retreat to their hugboxes which try to convince them otherwise.
This is exhausting to watch. Can he stop talking for 10 seconds?
who's waiting up for paper mario?
>>127841419
why do so many speedrunners wish to be the little girl?
>>127841114
i'm not even /srg/ i'm /agdg/ just here because twitch chat is incomprehensible and I never go to /v/
>>127841354
Noir isn't as cute as you people make him out to be
In most pics he looks like a weird unkempt lad
He does have trap tier aesthetics though
>>127841558
That shit will be more boring than Halo 4. Fucking stupid nigger
>>127841558
Me
All cards category is pretty fun to watch. Probably one of my favorite speed games to watch
>>127841370
>>127841287
Paper Mario, now that's a fine choice of a speedrun.
>the fight against cancer
is it even legal to lie this blatantly while taking millions of tax free dollars
>>127841627
Just thinking about Noir with his little tight ass spread apart and his hard cock throbbing for someone to penetrate his tight asshole gives me a massive hard on.
>>127841627
>SGDQ all over again
>>127841792
How much of an ass does he have, anyway? Is it fat or flat?
![1405125880163[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/O53mPYo.png "1405125880163[1].png")
>>127841792
>>127841707
Have you see the church of LDS, senpai?
>>127841287
It's pretty fun to watch imo
Lots of fun glitches to see and a lot of close and important boss fights
Definitely watch it if you can anon
>>127841707
Preventing cancer is fighting cancer though. When you go and get tested for cancer, and it turns out you do have a cancerous tumor, wouldn't you want to treat it as soon as possible? By not treating early and getting tested the tumor can go and spread to the rest of your body.
Its amazing how two weeks of the year srg goes from straight pol to r/lgbt. Wonder why....
>>127841384
Furries can be posted fine where it is related like /co/ or /v/
Daily reminder that this is what you achieve by donating 1 million to PCF
>>127841792
>>127841975
its amazing how this doesn't happen and you're a huge faggot
>>127841707
are you at the event, if so can you go into the dark alley out back, come alone
t. UA
holy fucking shit I took a nap and this run is still going
>>127841935
Shh.
Stop being reasonable. It's not like cancer isn't curable, and that preventative medicine is the only way to "cure" cancer.
>>127842007
Hitler literally would have prevented this run...
>>127841707
Submit a tip to the fbi telling them to check for tax evasion and other frauds.
so whats the drama this agdq?
anyone get kicked out yet?
>>127842142
Shut up, don't you know the cure for cancer is only held back by money? If they had a couple more million they'd have a cure tomorrow!
>>127842116
the estimate is for 40 more minutes
that means at least 20-30 minutes of non-stop autism babble
>>127842008
And only printed in America since it's an American organization. Those "Greetings from Germany, I'm donating because my mother/father/dog died from cancer..." donations are getting fucked hard.
has paper mario been played before? it's long, so is it at least entertaining
>>127841660
do you have the one with just dram and his idle animation?
>>127841975
are you some kind of retard?
>>127842154
Nice edge, kid.
>>127842274
*50 minutes. If he doesn't get mercy killed, he's already 10 minutes behind.
>>127842008
is cancer an std? wtfug?
BASICALLY
>>127842324
no
sorry
>>127841627
>>127841842
Don't worry folks, it's all an act
>>127842394
MingLee BASIC LEE MingLee
>>127842324
>popped a molly and I'm sweatin'
>>127842363
Marathon shitter/buttblasted furboi spotted.
Daddy should have given you some discipline and not used that worn out Lion King VHS to babysit you.
>A A A A gene that was lying doormat
I want to have sex with Noir
>>127842142
The best work they do is as a funnel - this money goes toward other organization's research on cancer prevention and early detection. But that's not important.
>a gene that was lying doormat
why does it not surprise me that he thinks that's the correct phrase
>>127842008
>Maintain a healthy weight
BUT MUH GENETICS
Do you think Noir is actually 18? He looks 16 max.
>>127842375
You can get a vaccine that prevents cancer. I forget exactly what it's called exactly though. However, apparently if you've had sex before you are at risk for it not working?
I don't understand this Noir stuff. I know 4-tards love traps and effeminate males, but what's special about him?
SPEAKING OF SAFETY STRATS
>>127842603
lol
>>127842603
That last sentence is not a question. Don't type like a woman.
>>127842363
wait anon where is that pic from? I know a freind who used that as his skype avatar, its that from some furry shit?
>>127842603
>You can get a vaccine that prevents cancer
Based /v/, always good for a laugh during GDQs.
Here come the fake donations. This event is clearly a money laundering operation.
>>127842603
you need a pamphlet.
>>127842673
Nothing, but people are thirsty. They think they might have a chance since he reads /v/ threads.
>>127842673
he speedgames top games such as
mario maker
left 4 dead 2
runescape
star fox adventures
>>127842562
he looks hairless. You can be an adult male have practically no hair.
I'm curious too. How old is this guy?
BASICALLY
Has this guy stopped talking at all this run?
>that new estimate
>>127842375
HPV causes cancer, I guess you need a pamphlet
>>127842856
oh my god
>>127842686
>>127842694
>>127842701
>>127842739
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HPV_vaccines
Read up, ignorance is not bliss.
>>127842869
pretty ebin, somebodys getting banned
>>127842673
>>127842758
>people are thirsty and they think they might have a chance since he reads the threads
this desu
I don't mind this guy, his commentary is basically fine.
>dont have an unreasonable hate towards ms
>fps on controllers are suboptimal but I dont mind halo
>runner explains a lot about the game and the run
>/v/eddit and /v/witch chat go full omg cringe so boring mode
The only thing annoying is the bitch ingame talking all the time.
>>127842856
Welp, some staff member is getting fired.
https://twitter.com/pheenoh/status/685304672156921857
the plot thickens
>>127842863
Dont think so. Dss did it better when he did the nonstop talking.
>>127842856
>>127842869
B A S I C A L L Y
>>127842976
One of the best runs in an event that had Mario Maker and Stepmania desu
200 from dogs
I TOLD YOU HE WAS A FURRYY
>your biggest four-legged friends
"four legged friends" get out /v/
>>127842927
ill be damned
>>127842927
HPV isn't cancer, you idiot.
>>127842856
I CANT BELIEVE ITS REAL LMFAO
>based donation reader censors fur comments
Thank you
>>127843019
He should ask Chibi for some condoms.
>>127843165
It can cause cervical cancer
>>127842486
I visit here regulary even if not daily. Lion king was barely in cinemas ehen I was young enough to get babysitted.
>>127842696
A heart blush comic.
>>127843165
>Reading is hard
>Reading comprehension is hard
You're a pretty slow guy.
>Reminder that Super Mario Bros. 2 (JP) was rejected for this year's AGDQ
>>127843265
Nobody in this thread, including people who identify female, has a cervix, so we're find.
how old is noir and why can't he grow hair.
>they removed the basically from the time estimate
>>127842856
And it's gone, someone definitely just got B&
>>127842869
New? It said 1:40 since the beginning.
>>127843165
Holy fuck you're retarded.
>>127843296
>A heart blush comic.
That motherfucker
>>127842856
>removed
BANNED
>>127843373
O__O
they're aware, sshhhhhh........
>>127843265
Yeah, and reducing exposure to UV rays can prevent skin cancer. Does sun screen cure cancer now?
>>127843301
>You're a pretty slow guy.
HPV is an STD that can cause cancer. It's not cancer.
>>127843450
I can't tell if everyone on this website is baiting me or just 15 at this point.
>>127843410
good. bullies need to get BTFO
>>127843224
Very cute
>>127843371
and does he have any hair uhhhhhhhh you know, "down there"???
>>127843347
There's too much Mario already
>>127843447
it said "Basically 1:40:00" for a short time
>>127843530
>It's not cancer.
No one said it was.
Oh god cumcrab save us
>>127842142
>>127841935
It isn't unreasonable to think what PCF does isn't "fighting cancer". We've seen some of their projects, their CEO has a high salary and spends it on vacationing, and GDQ is frequently unclear about what it is that PCF does on stream.
The only thing they say is that it's the only charity devoted solely to cancer prevention and early detection.
If they're about awareness and prevention, why is it that MSF had more of a presence at SGDQ than they do at AGDQ? Why don't they do interviews on stream during the endless setup times, or talk about some of the specific work they're doing? Maybe that's asking too much.
>>127843530
>>127843224
fixed
Cortanas ass omfg
>>127842856
oh man I remember when they did this shit all last year, one of the best parts of these things.
RIP who ever did this, you were only doing what was right.
MingLee BASIC LEE MingLee
>>127843617
>No one said it was.
>>127842603
>You can get a vaccine that prevents cancer.
is the runner for paper mario going to make it a comfy run?
Has anyone kept a basically counter?
they're telling him to use basically more often to pretend it was intentional the whole time
>>127843614
Oh I see. Reminder that Mike Uyama LLC lurks and posts to control opinions here.
You notice whenever the offtopic, twitter drama and comso spam goes up.
>>127843784
Basically, we're over 9000.
>>127843754
>>You can get a vaccine that prevents cancer.
Yep.
>>No one said it was.
Yep.
>>127843626
That isn't what the original person was talking about at all.
This furry and his run alone make me dream of a cyber stream. Please get home safe.
Wow, I didn't know squid had the WR for Halo 4
what if noir is actually a girl and has a pussy?
hmmmm....the stupid shit I ponder when I'm on 4chan.
basic lees per minute is spiking hard right now
>>127843784
>>127843358
HPV can also cause penile, anal, and cancers of the oropharynx.
>>127843920
top heh
Seriously did the couch stoners say a single word?
>>127843926
that boipussy is good enough
>>127843568
>good people who i disagree with should be silenced
>good people i don't like should be killed
fucking commies when will they learn that hiding their past and rebranding themselves with different names like "liberal" and "progressive" won't help them blend in with the people at all.
>>127843926
Kill yourself.
>>127843926
you should go ponder it on reddit instead
>>127843871
>prevents cancer
>cancer
You do realize a vaccine that can prevent some types of HPV isn't the same as a vaccine that "cures cancer," right?
I know it's hard for you to think, but at least try.
>>127843958
yeah one of them said something during the second level
>drop shit
BANNED
>>127841842
i told you retards this would be more cringe than tomba 2 but you didn't believe me.
>>127843765
Doesn't seem like he talks much on stream, so that's probably contingent on the couch commentators being good
>>127844063
>>127843932
>>127843721
>>>/facebook/
Fucking cancer kids.
>>127843601
probably.but if he really cares, hes probably taken care of it.
>>127844116
Why is Trihex so sweaty?
>>127844175
I saw that post.
basically actually basically actually basically actually basically actually basically actually basically actually basically actually basically actually basically actually basically actually basically actually basically actually basically actually basically actually basically actually basically actually basically actually basically actually basically actually basically actually basically actually basically actuallybasically actually basically actually basically actually basically actually basically actually basically actually basically actually basically actually basically actually basically actually basically actually basically actually basically actually basically actually
>>127844043
No one here is claiming that a vaccine cures cancer. However, vaccines do prevent cancer which is a good thing. That's why the Prevent Cancer Foundation endorses getting vaccines, which is great.
However, when people donate with messages saying "Kill cancer" and "Destroy cancer lets beat cancer", they don't fully understand what PCF is.
REMINDER
Uyama and big booty Matty get off on fooling the public
>leave an hour ago
>run still going
based actually
Is this the worst run of the event so far?
need close ups of the two girls sitting in the back, thanks.
>>127844175
>"cringe"
I seriously don't get what anyones problem would be with this run except that the runner has to do all the talk.
oh babby a tribble
