Duke is CUTE! edition
Marathons:
>agdq
NASA:
- ESA equivalent taking place in Chicago.
- http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
- https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon
Californithon:
- Meetup / marathon in Santa Ana, CA, March 18th - 20th
- https://twitter.com/californithon
>Resources
- speedrunslive.com
- speedrun.tv
- speedrun.com
First for cuckolding.
2ND for BREE
reminder tolki fucked a minimum of 5 dudes
not just stiv
fourth for stiv cucking hot sluts
how could stiv fuck spikevegeta's wife if they're both gay?
6th for germany
xth for Stiv did nothing wrong
>>127873575
If he were cucking hot sluts he'd be fucking their boyfriends, dude.
>>127873568
Yeah but I wasn't one of them.
Therefore, fuck stiv.
5th for ROOO
Let's try to remember to update the OP with the fact that Californithon has been delayed
>>127873617
He raped a poor young drunk girl and no one defended her
Greetings, Samson here from Sweden. Watching stiv destroy this game right now with my wife's son and we're both having a great time. Here's x dollars to kicking cancer in the butt, let's make it happen everyone. Remember to save the frames and kill the animals!
>>127873669
>rape
>>127873616
>6th post in thread
>That 6
wew lads
>>127873706
She was drunk m8 she couldn't consent what do you think that is
>>127873574
>explaining the joke at the bottom
this is why I fucking hate MRAs, they are the only group less funny or creative than american fudd gun owners
here, this image is instantly improved by just not explaining the fuckign joke like an autist
>>127873681
>posting the grommr man
kek
xth for trihex just can't beat caleb at ANYTHING
haha, but seriously, where is mike uyama?
>>127873732
She really is a qt 3.14
>>127873681
is big jon a balloon?
>>127873745
Who said it's a joke?
>>127873732
When did she wear that? Fuck, she's even smiling. SHe must of really hated her husband
you guys think tolki was DP'ed that night?
>>127873776
You are now aware of the smell in that tiny corner.
>>127873778
I thought I saw him earlier in the marathon?
>>127873776
Caleb, Trihex and [insert slut here] in reverse cuck porn when?
wow nice joke
>>127873738
Not rape.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kODCVf9aAc
people must have a fucking checklist for what needs to be in their comment in order for it to be read
>childhood being destroyed
>my X died to cancer
>save/kill animals
>kick cancer's butt
>great job for a great cause
>long time watcher first time donator
thanks
>>127873732
holy shit
>>127873751
He is in the lucky position that Acne is not going to make him uglier.
>>127873681
What truth did I expose? Please remind me.
GREETINGS
FROM
GERMANY
>>127873745
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>127873854
>Greetings from Germany!
>>127873838
So you think that if she wasn't drunk she would've done that?
>>127873854
>greetings from X
>first time watching live
>money goes to X's choice
>>127873854
>Lost my grandparents to cancer at the too young age of 93
>>127873846
I came
>>127873895
Imagine doing stock photos for a quick buck and having your face used by dumb amerifat sluts to push an agenda.
>>127873854
>just HAD to donate during my favourite game/the game of my childhood being torn apart :')
>>127873931
I think she shouldn't have gotten drunk if she thought fucking someone other than her husband while drunk was a possibility. Just like you don't drink if you think you might drink and drive or drink and do any other stupid thing.
>>127873846
>>127873965
I came as well. Fucken saved
someone donate
"Greetings from Germany!
My wife cheated on me yesterday, thank you stiv for cheering me up"
im too poor to do it
>>127873732
>>127873618
sauce?
>>127874012
wouldn't get read m8
>>127874012
It won't get read. Change "cheated on me yesterday" to "lost her battle to cancer"
>>127873813
>le were not kidding!!! this shit is REAL
it's still poor form/style and could be improved immensely
literally reddit chain letter "AND THEN THE CLASS GOT UP AND CLAPPED" tier writing
>>127873983
>blaming the victim
>>127873776
its cuz he blazes
>>127874012
Needs to be more to do with cancer like "My wife died of cancer, watching Stiv's run makes me feel a lot better though"
is there anything good in this marathon
>>127873854
>just found this site on my yahoo homepage and decided to donate $1000 to a great cause and because these games remind me of my childhood! I'm such a videogamer! Save those animals :P #AwesomeQuickGames <3
>>127874104
This shit is real for amerifats though.
>>127873895
LOL
>>127873732
this is why you don't get married too young or to people that don't know how to fuck
she was obviously sexually repressed by that weirdo mormon kid
>>127874159
you already missed Zero and ZX so yeah it's over
>>127874110
>Victim
If she fucked while drunk it means she woulda fucked other people anyway the drinking just made her say "screw it" and did it. Alcohol doesn't mean you can't be held responsible for what you do. You chose to drink which its common knowledge that it lowers your inhibitions.
>>127873846
when and what was this?
Just think, stiv is allowed to come back, but steal 80 rooms keys and suddenly you're banned.
Just think, stiv is allowed to come back, but rape Mike Uyama's boypussy and suddenly you're banned.
>>127874178
it's still written in a condescending way that will do the opposite of "redpill" any reader who was not already "redpilled" to it, and anyone who already knows this dynamic to be true is probably not all that interested in yet another poster about it (or rather, nothing useful is done by showing them a poster about it)
it's also dumb that it names specific organizations without any kind of source for the claim, and it's strictly an MRA meme that canada is some kind of radfem hellhole -- it's actually not like that here at all and cases of it happening are sparse exceptions that prove a general rule of legal fairness in the face of gender and sexuality
that poster is a completely useless work
>>127874245
People know that it's actually ok to take the room keys right......
>>127874190
Seriously, getting married at young age is like sitting in a speeding car driving towards a wall.
>>127874245
>>127874302
One of the two is not related to the event, the other is.
>>127874245
>homewrecks a nice marriage at a GDQ
>please run again
>make a joke with some other GDQ goers
>banned for life
I wish BK had a save file name so we could have named it Narcissa
Watching stiv input the name would have been the highlight of the event
>>127874338
Only if you allow your wife to mingle with degenerates. Sam's mistake was believing that it'd be wholesome and mormon to go to GDQ. That was incorrect.
wroo wroo wroo wroo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqwPz85Z5kA
showvideogames/c/4946038
For those who haven't seen it.
They were doomed to fail even without Stiv's intervention.
>>127874012
>>127874065
>>127874087
>>127874142
what about this?
"Greeting from Germany!
I lost my wife to cancer 3 years ago and I just want to say that both me and her son thinks you're doing a great job for a great cause!
(also save the animals)"
>>127874317
>This is what Canadacucks actually believe
>>127874230
>>127874230
>>127874230
>>127874230
>>127874387
maybe if he wasnt such a naive cuck he wouldn't have left his wife to continue drinking with a bunch of horny guys
>she kicked cancer in the butt
>>127874432
It's 2h+
Is it all of it?
>>127874317
Funny, I have a canadian friend who says otherwise and he doesn't seem the /pol/ type.
>>127874448
Oh yes. Do this. If you want to live on the edge a little bit say "her son [turkish name]"
>>127874370
Post yfw OoT filename can be exactly 8 characters long for Narcissa - which is currently winning by a large amount.
>>127874492
You only have to watch like the first five minutes.
>>127874547
stiv's not playing OOT though
>>127874448
Wait, they had a son together?
HAHAHAHA!HA!
Banjo is gay
>>127874369
Isn't controllerhead the only person actually banned for life though
he did a bit more than crack a joke
>>127874597
......
I'm gonna have to ask you to go back to reddit friend :/
>>127874208
Yeah, this is why Cosby isn't a rapist. Those girls knew he was giving them ludes.
>>127874317
>>127874178
>>127874104
>>127873813
>>127873745
ok i tried to make it better. couldnt do much without the original font and shit and really the whole thing should be scrapped but I think this gets the point across in a less whiny way while also making the situation a bit more relateable (instead of implying it's a sexual analogy by including the shit at the bottom, it remains explicitly a car crash, and instead of accusing women and getting a typical NAWALT line or other knee-jerk "ur a muh soggy knee!" reaction, it tells the viewer that they are in danger due to female drunk drivers well beyond the normal potential for injury)
also I noticed a grammar error in the little spiel at the bottom of the original. good job MRAs on having basic literacy
i hate seeing MRA content because I don't like women either, I think a lot of things are unfair, but being so whiny about shit and making it so clear you're just salty about not getting laid by drunk chicks doesn't "redpill" anybody
cuz seriously, the solution to "you can be charged with rape for banging a drunk chick" is a very easy "don't bang drunk chicks". I think this more general "you are responsible for her actions just because she had a drink" in this poster illustrates the unfairness and outright danger better, and is likelier to get someone thinking about the gender situation
>>127874463
i am going to kill you, my man
>>127874602
Anime is gay.
>>127874692
That's not even remotely the same thing and you know it. Wanna try proving me wrong again or just gonna admit you're stupid?
Stiv always looks like he'd rather be somewhere else.
They couldn't find someone else to run this game? It's actually quite popular.
>>127874713
Wat
post horned anime
>>127874757
They wanted cuck memes to fuel donations.
>>127874757
he'd rather be fucking someone's wife LMAO
>>127874713
Dude just stop. Please.
>>127874757
at least he has a couch, can you imagine him doing this solo
all the animes are arbitrary
>>127874713
It's time to stop posting.
I wonder if they'll put in a bunch of dummy donations at the end to push it over 1 mil
>>127874602
>implying didnt plow kazooie already
>>127874873
you know they will
>literally impenetrable
Not if Stiv goes into bull mode
holy shit i just read up on this guy
this shit is fuckin gold
how is he still in GDQs
>>127874820
>>127874898
she's working her way down the listimplying you /v/ shits even know who this is
>>127874873
No matter if they do or not, hope this will be an eye-opener for them.
>>127874873
Think of all the leaflets that will buy
lel "tolki" is an automatic 10 minute ban in twitch chat
>>127874954
he had sex with a fucking slut so what? he's not even the one cheating, i would be 10 times weirder if they banned him
>>127874757
>>127874830
It was supposed to be a race... did he even submit solo?
>>127874969
Look at what board you're on.
THAT FUCKING COO NOISE IS VERY ANNOYING
>>127874969
>Fifi went from KungFuFruitCute to KaseizureyGirl
Man talk about a downgrade
>>127874969
I would fuck that hole in her ear
>>127874954
The organizers let him in so they can keep him away from their wives.
>>127875074
yeah I'm sure all the people spamming 'lol I just herd bout dis cuck meme man!' are all serg oldboi crew
does /srg/ know why my dragon dildo smells like cherry coke?
>>127875080
something's wrong with this face
I can't put my finger on it but it's creeping me out
>>127875089
S A V A G E
I miss the reptile meme
>>127875085
You can? Impressive.
>>127875161
Cause cherry coke is literal shit
banjo is maddening to listen to, is secret of mana any good to watch
is there literally anything good today other than Majoras Mask
So, what is Tolki doing nowadays? Is she still part of the speedrunning/GDQ scene?
>>127875163
It looks long and the smile looks photoshopped higher
>>127874969
ENDURANCE RUN
>>127875029
Yeah I noticed that. Fuck suppression. Fuck esports.
>>127875163
I think it's the pinprick sized pupils combined with the "I just murdered your family" smile
>>127875080
>>127875223
SoM has numerous glitches that save hours of time. However, There is still a lot of running, text boxes, and the same 5 glitches being used everywhere.
>>127875223
I find SoM a fun watch, it kinda drags on though sadly.
I like Yaga's voice too, so I guess it works for me.
N64 games always look really weird to me, maybe because I didn't grow up with the console, but I dunno, something about them looks 'off'.
>tfw you will never attend a nerd convention and have hot anime sex with gay nerds
>>127875161
>tfw you will never own a dragon dildo
>>127875223
>5hr meme category
>good
>>127875429
I bet you're a fat ugly neckbeard irl trying to act cute on 4chan.
>>127875343
they do texture filtering/scaling in a strange way, have a garbage framerate across the board until the expansion pack was brought in, and an odd set of technical specs means there's some things you'd expect out of that era that aren't there, but some other things are oddly high quality
>>127875429
they are pretty expensivefor the big onesand I don't have a fantastic job
>>127875223
Look at the schedule. SoM TMNT Diablo Megaman SMB our boi zfg OoT MM. Everything is good today you sperg.
>>127875503I'm not.
>>127875504
Are you already experienced with big toys?
>>127875504
Hit the nail on the head m8 that's exactly why it looks weird. Especially the out of place things, like some things look like they're from a DOS game or something.
>>127875503
>tfw you'll never be a qt twink
>cheering is consistently 10 times louder than the commentary
worst part about GDQs imo
>>127875429
Can you ride mine? :3
How the fuck can you run this without going mad from WREEEW?
>>127875608
for me it's the runners being quite consistently lower skill than those in the previous years
>>127875626
Of course, anon.
>>127875645
autism
>>127875668
Are you sure you would be able to take it? Its big and thick and all
>>127875645
Your punishment for running Banjo is eventually developing some kind of severe mental illness
great job stiv, could do bitter, fucked his wife, etc...
>Stiv laying eggs in other peoples homes
Not surprising.
>>127875640
Sweet baby jesus this is what I see in my nightmares.
>>127875568
>megaman
I hate to meme out but I'm genuinely not interested because I didn't like the non-zero games as a kid. They are just clunky-feeling and so watching people play them reminds me of how clunky and generally not good they felt to play
>SoM
same as above, tried it on emulator when I was like 16 or some shit, hated it
>TMNT
arcade speedruns are usually pretty straight-laced and I'm more into glitchfests
>ZFG OoT MM
this I am hella down for but it's also basically a day away
>>127875576
>Are you already experienced
Only a little, I must train harder!
>>127875504
>other things are oddly high quality
>>127875696
all what?
>>127875771All big :3And veiny
>melons girl
woaw there stiv i think she's married
>melongirl
>>127875696
I-I'll do my best.
>>127875765
I'm just saying I wouldn't worry about getting a particularly large toy if you've not taken big things already. You won't ever outgrow a medium.
fuck the goldeneye speedrunning scene cracks me up
>>127873776
Like when caleb cheats at armwrestling?
Didn't catch the start of the run. Did stiv say a single word?
TMNT and diablo are the only good runs today and I will miss them because my fucking internet connection at home went to shit
why the fuck the water company had to hit with the shovel the whole bunch of internet cables of the whole building just yesterday
>>127875640
I caught a glimpse and this and HELL NAW
I don't need to see this shit at 4 in the fucking morning
So does the community just not care that stiv fucked another mans wife?
>>127875805
Where can i contact you? I wouldnt mind you trying
Did Stiv forget how to talk?
>guy with massive facial hair
>pasty white kid with glasses
>overweight
>indian guy
>asian guy
who else attends these cons
>>127875768
for the year, I mean
like, the viewmodels in Goldeneye are pretty detailed for a game of its time, but the textures are all awful. The sound is okay and loading times are decent, but it runs at like 8FPS on a good day. It just has very all-over-the-place performance.
>>127875805
I can do maybe 2.5in across and 6in deep with a lot of effort, maybe a horse is out of the picture just yet, but why bother with a "fantasy" toy if it's not huge? I can get normal-sized vibrators and the like up the street for far cheaper. Also, they vibrate
>>127875838
"time"
>>127875852
no concrete evidence
>>127875852
they turn a blind eye
He's the Noel Brown of speedrunning
how the fuck is the mod going to instant delete cosmo posts but leave all this dragon dildo twink talk up
>>127875829
figures someone stlll going full autist about that
trihex wouold never have won anyway
>>127875852
the asshole is the bitch who was cheating, stop sjwing
>virgin neckbeards doing erotic roleplay ITT
What a great hobby for well-adjusted people
>trying to be nonchalant about showing your shit on camera
you're only fooling yourself
>>127875852
also her husband is a massive beta so if she really did cheat on him why would anybody give a fuck
>>127875928
the key is to mix shitposting with realposting
this is how communities are built and thrive
fyad bitch
>>127875976
im gay
brb gonna practice running CoD4 some more because it's the only fun game my toaster will run
>>127875941
I believe a wife is a husbands property. That is far from SJW.
Calling her a fucking slut is fine. Calling the guy that fucked her knowing full well she was married a fucking shitlord is fine as well.
>>127875976
You can join in too
>>127875864
Give me your steam account anon.
>>127875912
The point is working your way up to it, that's what.
>>127873681
its pretty obvious all the photos posted to grommr were his shame photos when he was fat. Look at him now. Does he look that big anymore? does he have a giant gut? Someone just updated that grommr profile like 30 days ago that he somehow got even fatter. The dude is all fucking muscle now
Before you ask, yes i am definitely big jon doing damage control
>>127875976
There's no way you can be normal and speedrun
>>127875929
I hate this red-headed faggot.
>>127875849
is carcinogen a /srg/ approved boi?
>>127875976
Its not roleplay lol
>>127876028
Can i give you my email maybe?
>>127875765
Watch duckfist run MM2. You won't be disappointed.
Diablo should be pretty good.
SoM should be ok between Yagamoth and puwexil commentary.
Ryan Lockwood
>>127875908
blueglass
>>127876075
Of course.
>>127875908
Ugly girls who are starved for attention
>>127875929
https://youtu.be/eeSBWpyIib4?t=49s
>>127876058
kind of reminds me of this
>>127876058
>712x812
not even gonna click this one
>>127875908
Iceplug
>>127876142
omg really? i was thinkin the sam thing lol
>>127875908
midgets
>>127876037
yea, that's some shit damage control
he probably just liked it, and then decided he didn't wanna be fat anymore. liking bloating doesn't mean you personally like being fat. He could like having both body's anyway.
>>127876113
Ok, send me a mail at [email protected]
Why do trannies exist? Why can't men just dress up like women without needing the world to believe they actually ARE women?
some things never change
>>127876028
>The point is working your way up to it, that's what.
still, I'd rather have it and have to try hard only to not fit it than to play pretend with some tiny 100$ fake dick that I could have gotten the same size of for 20$ that also vibrates instead of has a cumtube I'll use only once
>>127876082
o-okay but im probably gonna be not really paying attention and drawing fursmut and writingdesign documentsinstead
Is children of mana related to this game?
Have there been any donations about BigJo?
>>127876158
haha
>>127876193
cultural marxism
Fuck me someone without a generic yank accent, music to my ears.
>>127876220
same series
>>127876113
yeah my mail is [email protected]
>>127876142
You cannot grasp the true form of Cosmo's mental state
>>127876202
first sighting this gdq?
>>127876279
you said it my man
>>127876203
Then buy cheaper toys of a moderate size, but you definitely wouldn't want to buy a big one and just "try hard" since that's the best way to damage something imaginable.
Is that Carci on the back couch?
>>127876058
my mind wandered
and I hovered over this
the human error
>>127876193
I ask this myself as a guy with a bunch of women's clothing and a bit of makeup
it's fun to wear and is legitimately more comfortable than pajamasa full-length dress is surprisingly warm and not drafty at allbut fuck, I'm not ACTUALLY A WOMYN ON THE INSIDE or anything and I'm not about to go fuck up my body chemistry and chop off my dick just because I like to be pretty sometimes
>>127876263
I think it's the opposite, it's crypto-right wingers who are obsessed with strict gender roles and the like who can't just be pretty on their own time, and have to become women to legitimize their tastes
kinda like how in Iran, being gay is punishable by stoning but the government will finance you going full tranny because it means you're not gay if you're a post-op MtF and fuck dudes
>>127876312
ummmm
Why does this have almost a half screen couch/empty room cam?
Why isn't the game front and centre?
>>127876376
>a full-length dress is surprisingly warm and not drafty at all
This is why in many cultures men have, you know, robes.
>>127876383
Dunno, why does it have a controller cam?
>>127876184
Pretty sure he bulked up then turned it all into muscle. He used to be really fat a couple years ago and now he goes to the gym all the time.
>Decided he didnt wanna be fat anymore
That contradicts his grommr profile being updated 20 days ago that he gained 8 pounds and all the photos being extremely old.
>>127876279
>generic yank accent
fyi, none of the American accents you'd hear at a speedrunning marathon are indicative of real life, these are people who're so sheltered from society they never learned to speak properly so they lack all the cadence and enunciation of actual speech
>>127876383
no idea dude, pretty bad production values all around
They forgot the fucking timer again.
>no timer
>2 days 20 hours long
Nice run
>>127876496
look left, tunnelvision-chan
>>127876458
True, they all have incredibly monotonous voices.
OUR BOY blueglass in the red shirt.
>>127876496
>>127876510
A little left, senpai.
>>127876376
interesting point
Why race layout?
>>127876448
Yea good point.
idk maybe he just wanted to be part of the community, and he likes that stuff. that's worse case scenario though. best case is like you said, he jokingly made it because he was ashamed of his fat? he secretly went though the whole process of signing up and putting up those old pics as a goof?
>>127873681
>>127876037
It's actually hilarious that people think he got buff
This is classic fucking synthol. Looks fucking retarded and is fucking retarded. If you're gonna be big, atleast do it right and get on a cycle.
>>127876496
>>127876510
You want a timer for each hand? Stop watching chat instead of the stream
>>127876586
Because absolute incompetence.
>>127876562
You are extremely queer.
>>127876376
>>127876562
Please stop posting
>>127876458
Only the normalfag runners show up to gdq events, 95% of the runners have friends, gfs, jobs, etc.
why is there controller cam for this game?
>>127876624
>2 timers
>>127875908
Buff black gay men
>>127874432
Okay I've watched for a bit since I've seen the speedrun in the past and jesus christ it's so bad
You can tell she's had enough of his antics and that he's a fucking lunatic.
I'm a terrible person but I can't blame stiv after watching that. These two weren't meant to be married. I don't understand how it happened but seriously it wouldn't have lasted, cheating or not.
Sure it's better to kill the relationship then go fuck around but this was a matter of time and I don't think Sam is innocent at all in this mess.
They're all as gulty if anything but ultimately it would've happen
>>127876657
1 guy 2 controllers
>>127876562
that's cute.
these accents are nice but this game is boring as heck
i dig this setup though
>>127876627
>You are extremely queer.
ok
