Marathons:
Mike Uyama Remorial Fundraiser 2016 LIVE NOW!
NASA:
- ESA equivalent taking place in Chicago.
- http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
- https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon
Californithon:
- Meetup / marathon in Santa Ana, CA, March 18th - 20th
- https://twitter.com/californithon
>Resources
- speedrunslive.com
Who cuck here?
don't forget to refill your glass with some ice cold sweat tea lmao
>>127822043
>sweet tea
Amerifats strike again.
>>127822101
>>127822043
Why would it be ice cold if it's sweat?
You have 10 seconds to explain why you haven't donated yet.
Don't you wan to kcik cancers butt?
>>127822043
FUCK OFF
>SM64 is one of the deepest and skill based speedgames.
How do you even quantify this?
>>127822043
can someone post the picture of geoff with the iced tea and leather jacket please
>>127822206
>donate
>Message Deleted
Considering how retarded and inept top SM64 runners are, you can safely assume that it's not as special as people pretend it is.
Oh boy 3000 hours of grinding got you the WR, such skill.
What's the meme about naming the boy in secret of mana CHARA?
>>127822392
You should refund your donation
>Halo 4 speedrun later
I want Microshills to leave.
>>127822480
Undermeme shit.
>>127822480
Undertale
What is that grid on the second screen
>>127822548
hello newshit
>>127822480
Because SoM is BY FAR the worst seiken densetsu game.
>>127822480
It's Undermeme.
Yo! How many girls did our boi Stiv fuck at AGDQ so far?
>>127822548
YOU CANT STOP ME NIGGA
>>127822480
Char Aznable or Chara
>>127822165
What's worse, donating to doctors that aid ISIS and other Mudslimes or donating to a charity that deceives people into thinking they are about finding a cure to cancer?
>>127822629
well how many girls are there?
>>127822629
>our boi
new thread, time to resume shitposting
starting off,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b56N17d4WnM
>not even at half a million yet
What went wrong?
>>127822786
>>127822771
Asking the tough questions.
>>127822867
>literally the thought processes of trihex, iateyourpie, cosmo, and several others before they realized they didn't have to make an actual effort to get money from nuthugging nerds
>>127822771
The doctors since they're actually aiding a cancer.
>>127822786
The real question is how many married women are there?
>>127822867
ayy I was just thinking of this
SM64 is so god damn boring to watch.
>>127822928
i wouldnt let any of these bitches look at me
Which runner is the 100% ghetto guy joining in on commentary for the Zx run
that accent man
>>127823163
Babies first bait
>>127822867
i watch this every time its funposted
>>127822867
I don't really understand this meme desu, it feels very introspective and like he's talking about himself rather than speedrunning in general.
REEEE
"SHOW ME HOW POEPLE COCKLUST AFTER ME"
FUCK OFF GURL
>>127823225
Not bait. I understand that it's a super skilled and impressive game and all, I just don't find it interesting whatsoever.
>>127823357
He does come across as an obnoxious attention seeking twink.
>>127823126
they wont be married much longer at cuckGDQ
them bitches be crazy for any dick other than their mans
>want to go fast
>never streamed
Is it time to StreamBig™
>>127823357
Ok, he gets nothing more from me unless he delivers nudes
>>127822717
>Char Aznable
uh thats clearly quatro bajenia
>>127823441
>this is a mega man autist
500K
WE DID IT REDDIT
>>127823557
fuck off iateyourSHIT shill
>>127823621
Nah, I have no interest in Megaman either.
>>127823357
im gonna link it noir, if you sit on my lap while solving a rubics cube
>>127822548
Yeah man fuck m$
Cant wait for the exciting Bloodborne run by based Sony later.
>>127823357
this nigga is starting to get high on the attention
>>127822867
Calling it now: AGDQ 2016 best GDQ yet.
Seriously. The runs have been good, the commentary has been there, no major drama/cringe moments, very few technical issues, Twitch chat is its usual cancer, IRC chat is running smoothly (shoutouts to Efreeti and the mods), everything has gone well and been entertaining.
Definitely the best since I've started watching at AGDQ '13.
I really dislike black people if I'm being quite honest, luckily I work in an industry where hate for blacks is the norm but I sometimes wonder if maybe I should give them a break.
How do you feel about blacks, /srg/?
>>127823706
Purest speedrunner
>>127823357
>dont give this person attention
>HERE I SCREENCAPED THE POST AND SPAM THREADS WITH IT FOR WEEKS
>STOP GIVING THAT PERSON ATTENTION REE XDD
Fuck off noir either pull out or suck some cock in your room.
>>127823819
heh.....yep......
>.>
<.<
>>127823631
shame that mike won't be able to renegotiate his contract this year
truly he is such a monumental help to this whole thing
he's doing so much work he hasn't had time to show his face
this niggers voice, why do i like it so
i bet he has a gold tooth
>>127823607
It's actually Casval Rem Deikun
>>127823864
mudslimes are the real cancer
>>127823864
ay senpai dey aight
>>127824102
reddit go away holy shit.
>>127823864
lol what industry
>>127823983
and a gun
ugh gross an ugly girl just started following me on twitter
>>127824145
narcissa?
>>127823923
>speedrunner
>>127824145
block the whore
>>127823991
ya skipped edward mass my man
>>127824217
>girl
>cosmo
choose one
lol runner just sounded like a bottle rocket
>>127821803
Why would I give a shit about how hard it is if I find it boring to watch and play?
>>127824217
no i said a girl
The chokes are adding up.
i want to destroy her
>>127824262I'm still watching, don't judge me anon. I'm barely by episode 30 of Zeta because I started in December
>>127823864
post the rest, fgt
lol every one in this thread is the same person. I created it to talk to myself.
>paused for donation claps
sad
>>127824426
Who is this
>JOEL CALL ME ON SKYPE
can someone explain this meme to me?
>>127824483
Kill yourself.
>>127824426
*fucks*
>>127824580
The girl currently yelling in the game being run
>>127824580
megaman
>>127824483
I sure hope so
>>127824587
it is from a seinfeld episode
>>127824740
That's no man....
>>127824726
But what's her name
>>127823996
Honestly mudslimes are annoying because they're cheap ass jews but other than that I don't have an issue with sand niggers, meanwhile actual niggers buy anything but they are like children.
>>127824102
Fuck off Berniecuck.
>>127824140
>lol what industry
Air conditioning, I have yet to meet a tech that doesn't dislike blacks
>>127824478
I was going to but now I'm not.
>>127824883
Google image search is fucking built into each post you faggot, learn to use it.
>>127824883
it's Aile
>>127824883
but what's reverse image search
and why is it in chromes right click menu
and why can you enable it in 4chan settings
Imagine how retarded you'd have to be to think a person is stupid for not liking a speedgame.
>>127824883
Aile.
>>127824483
I sure love cock
>>127822867
>All we're doing is wasting our times for a hobby being a hobby
>>127824991
>>127825021
I'm on my phone :(
This run is gr8
>>127825124
oh u...
i have the stream muted to watch minecraft videos
Good run, Tiki is based as fuck
>>127825150
Good news faggot, it's still there, notice the dots to the left of the post number? That's the same shit as the arrow on the right is in a full browser.
>>127824453the aliases are just a silly thing that stacked up. The origin is pretty much for all the side back stuff. good job on going with the episodes instead of films for zeta. here's the chart for guidance if ya want. feel free to check out tokunmecha if ya wanna chat sometime - zet
>>127825238
what the fuck, why did my post get deleted
>>127825154
This is a sarcastic post!
>>127825196
>can't wait for capcom to release another [not sf/mh/re]
lol poor kid
>>127825260
I'm not on the site
Just using clover
Why you gotta be so mad?
>>127825102
>>127825006
These guys just answered the question instead of being insufferable faggots
Kappa //
>>127825565
>save image
>reverse image search
stop shitting up the thread with your bullshit
there are far more important memes to post
>>127825596
kla ppa no space
>>127825723
Kill yourself
>>127823551
How do I get one of these girls to like me and touch my wiener
I can't wait for Azure since the only fun on that game is SSSing all the stages
>>127825763
*poops on you*
do you think edobean has a bf
>SM64
Why would I give a shit how much skill a game takes to get a good time in if it's boring to play & watch?
>>127825902
Kill yourself
>>127825902
*goes to your grommr account and downvotes all your posts*
kick cancer's butts ecksdee KeepoTime to take a shot.
who's that qt in the hat
>>127825942
Shes lesbian.
>>127825902
>the average /v/ poster in a nutshell
>>127826038
so no?
>>127825942
a big fart? yeah probably
WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE AUTISTS
>>127826026Greetings from Germany!Be sure to kill those animals!
>>127826016
That wasn't me, that was an impersonator for the last 5-8 years.
sweat tea
>>127826114
Yep.
where's the rest of him?
We can eat tortilia pizza rolls
But we have to be quiet.
Yo this nigger looks straight from a 90s shoegaze band
>he's losing his voice so he's whsipering
Whispering is LITERALLY bad for your voice.
mr whisper and xxXXN4RUt0XxxX420XxxXXx
whisper willyknockers, sandy situpstraight and peter dinklage in the house
>>127826182
Welp, bottoms up
Man not even Blechy could keep a straight face there
>>127826189
Oh s-sorry
Is this Jafar guy gonna shoot up the place?
DON'T.
WAKE.
DADDY!
>>127826004
>constantly posting the same stale bait
>whispering commentary into your ear in some yuropeean accent
Wake me up when this is over.
I want to fall in love at AGDQ
>3 disabled people on stream at the same time
Literally tumblr the stream.
>>127826440
its over
>>127826314
He's not whispering on purpose, that's literally what it sounds like when you lose your voice.
This image embodies the freakshow that is the Speedrunning community, only thing missing is the Swedish guy on the right fully transitioning
>nod
>awkward stare into the camera
Jeez that was hard to watch
speaking of which when's SRL season 2 starting anyways?
>knows the guy is losing his voice
>do an interview anyways
jesus fuck. whats the point?
>>127826472
But there wasn't any dyed hair.
>>127826472
dude fuck, I loled hard at this.
>>127826472
At least the midget is interesting
>>127826306
>tortilia
>>127826503
post a pic faggot
that's what I thought
megaman is boring
I think I need to take jo sesh bois, what should I j my d to?
>>127826472
holy shit. laughed so hard more than I should have. thank you anon.
>>127826642
some p
LOOK THERE'S A GRILL.
*this poster was banned for violating terms of use*
PANDORA PAPA
>>127826472
>>127826570
Yeah, he almost seems like the most normal one there.
HOLY FUCK ITS PANDORA DAD
>>127826642
strange, obscure joi
>>127826642
Fap to the stream.
Post proof.
>>127826472
>>127826568
>>127826669
haha, very funny man :)
>people hating on blechhy
just shut the fuck up already, you obviously don't care about entertaining speedruns and don't belong here
DS DAD IS BACK.
Mike is gonna fuck him up. lol
>>127826642
http://exhentai.org/g/846281/0c71676bda/
>>127826642
aile obviously
>>127826696
B P or G P?
>>127826762
Got any examples? I can only j my d to my sister i'ing me to e my c so many times.
>>127826642
xev bellringer
What happened with Big Jon? He's a gay porn star or something?
PANDORA PAPA AND HES GOT A DS FRIEND
Who's the girl on the right?
AWW LOOK, TWO MIDDLE AGED GUYS PLAYING VIDEOS AND ENJOYING THEMSELVES.
>undertale fans btfo
>>127826870
>all this setup time
>for an indie meme game
>tumblrtale
blechhy hype
thats a badge punch
Wew I was almost enjoying that last block then I remembered that watching this speed run garbage turns people into diaper wearing stuffed animal obsessed makeup wearing limpwristed musclechub gainer homotrans queermos. I'm gonna turn this off before I turn mentally ill. Remember if you ever see any trannies IRL to grab the nearest solid object and bash them in their freak face until they're crumpled on the ground sputtering through gurgling blood bubbles. Goal isn't to kill them just destroy their ugly man faces so bad they'll be even more disgusting than they already were and kill themselves, its the only fitting end for any faggot man who thinks its okay to wear a dress ever. Okay I'm heading out for real now bye.
>>127827126
gunvolt isnt a indie game fucktard
>>127826870
is he your boyfriend or something?
SMW music gives me too much nostalgia
>>127827050
>TWO MIDDLE AGED
are they? I can't tell who's 20 or 50 with these nerds
>>127826714
Stop being so autistic that you get triggered by the sight of a female.
>>127827213
sorry
>all this setup time
>for a memegame
>I've had enough.gif
>>127827204
looks like you didn't turn it off quick enough :^)
>>127826570
Which one?
look at all that head shaking FML I'm so glad I broke out of my shell and am no longer part of nerd shit.
This dude on the right looks like he time traveled from the year 1999. I can almost see the JNCO jeans below the frame.
>>127827267
beardboy is obviously 20's, 30 max.
papa pandora is at least 40's
>>127826984
>>127827097
>implying any girls call me friend
top heh
>>127827372
What am I, the ass police?
What's the point of the massive venue when it's only full 45 minutes a day?
>>127827372
are those her PANTIES?
>>127827372
>>>/b/
But Pandora Dad sounds better
>tfw you bring your dad to a GDQ with you to play Mario Kart DS with him
:3
2~ days left.
Will they even hit 800k?
>>127827454
What site is that called?
>>127827484
So that it can be full for that 45 minutes.
You're retarded aren't you? Do you have the slightest clue at all about how event production works?
>>127827454
That's just an impersonator. Didn't you read the pastebin?
>>127827591
groppr
>>127827563
>tfw beating your dad so bad you don't even have to look at the screen
>>127827591
gommr
>>127827454
This shit makes me feel sick.
>>127827454
>weight gain
I'm sorry I asked
>>127827612
>implying the orange zone isn't the zone to be
Girls that tall are freaks of nature anon
>>127827564
Tragic desu
Maybe people have realized that Prevent Cancer is a meme charity
>>127827612
>5'11"
>cutoff point
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>127827612
>6"3' +
That's a little too tall desu
The bob ross marathon was better than this gdq, they need to get their shit together.
just noticed this guys beard in the crowd
dam son
When are they going to add a sex dungeon to the GDQ's?
I can't afford butt plugs, dildos, and vibrators, but I would gladly pay to share a couple with some fellow speed gamers while enjoying some whole speed gaming fun.Let's hope they're not too speedy otherwise ;)
That guy on the left looks like a total Damian.
So, how do we make sure sgdq doesn't eat shit like agdq?
>>127827612
6'-6'3" is the only acceptable height.
>>127827564
Hopefully not
man....girls that wear baseball caps trigger me in such a good way. what about you anon.....
can someone tell me why they would play so many shitty games in a row during fucking PRIMETIME
>>127827820
>used bad dragon wolf cock dildo.
>gross
Does anyone here actually like gunvolt? I thought it was pretty bad, but im interested to see what speed tech this game might have.
>>127827840
Developing an interest in speedrunning would be a good start. You can't enjoy a speedrunning marathon if you only like 1 or 2 speedgames.
>>127827840
>Romscout fired
>Cool Matty already talking about all the work he has to do for SGDQ
It's over, give it up and watch NASA / RPG Limit Break / Deucecon / MWSF / Californithon instead.
>>127827916
Cultural marxism
>>127827859
>>127827773
>>127827750
>>127827736
Written like true manlets.
>>127827612
>even girls are now this tall
Where can I find such girls ?
>>127827939
about to see it for the first time, never heard of it
>midget on mic
Kreygasm
>>127827887
girls in pigtails :3
That midget is triggering me
Are they fucking starting yet
>>127827981
Spikevegeta is involved with RPG Limit Break and it's speedruns of RPGs so it sucks
0-4 watch this run
5-9 have a wank
>>127827612
go back to /fit/
>>127828006
are you retarded? im making fun of that manlet for thinking 5'11" is in any way acceptable. fucking brainlet
>>127828113
he's our guy
So how are you today anon? :3
>>127827916
Because it's not prime time. All of Europe is asleep so the germans that apparently make up like half the donations aren't around.
>>127828138
Why not wank me instead, Anon? ;)
>>127828138
it takes you can hour to jerk off?
>>127827454
> guy that talks and sings about eggrolls.
> People drying to dig up shit about him.
> He just has a fat fetish.
> OMG EXPOSED
Stay mad.
>>127827820
It's in room 180
>>127828220
im okay i guess. how are you?
>>127828138
Good idea, rolling
