Marathons:
Mike Uyama Remorial Fundraiser 2016 LIVE NOW!
NASA:
- ESA equivalent taking place in Chicago.
- http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
- https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon
Californithon:
- Meetup / marathon in Santa Ana, CA, March 18th - 20th
- https://twitter.com/californithon
>Resources
- speedrunslive.com
SIGLEMIC
>mrw no dark souls run
>10 memes early
Also reminder that events aren't for fun, if you have fun you're cancer :^)
Hurtin is a literal cuck. All Sanaefags are cucks.
where is our girl narci /srg/?
>edobean on the mic again
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
also reminder that blueglass is annoying as fuck
This announcer is good.
>Kids saying "Mememan"
Why are you hating on one of the greatest speed game series of all time?
Tiki was a litteral god in 2013
I hope he does it again
>inb4 TINGU TINGU KAWOO LIMPAAAAAAAAA
>>127807437
xcom enemy unknown when?
that was maybe 2% as good or impressive as tetris, which was actually speedran
What does he mean by this?
>>127807481
>2D games
>greatest speed games
lol...
![10988293_1046128718754535_1511726200547969203_o[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZM2yG1k.jpg "10988293_1046128718754535_1511726200547969203_o[1].jpg")
>>127807475
She's annoying as fuck
I'd rather have brossentia narrate my life than listen to her segments
Is that Amrio Papa on the couch?
AGDQ by the year, updated for 2016
>>127807406
Bloodborne is just your thing. You should buy it.
funny how some of the old boys receive cash just to show up at gdq's, do the donators know that their money will go partially to their pockets?
Our boi MassingUp going to be in the couch. HOIP
I'm pretending in my head that this donation reader is a little boy with a squeaky voice. It's surprisingly believable.
>>127807587
Shame, I like her. Really energetic and can actually speak.
>>127807576
means he's a faggot
>>127807576
It's real nigger!
>>127807481
/v/ comes to /vg/ because they don't get enough (you)s on /v/
>>127807567
custom warcraft 3 naruto rpg map when?
>There will never be another autism llama
>There will never be another shirtless race
>There will never be any more bantz as bonesaw fucks up
>There will never be any more creepy cosplay
>The audience will never again get involved in the run
>There will never be any more fun
i've hated mememan ever since i was a child that tried to play it in a blockbuster. i was there for my weekly game rental and i couldn't get past the first stage at the store so i never played it again. mememan soccer was fun, though.
>>127807610
just started my third play through
literally who is this goddess on the mic
>>127807576
It means he's going to be attention whoring for sexually repressed nerdgys even more later.
>>127807606
>every year it gets darker and harder to see the crowd while the cam gets smaller
poetry
God this girl voice is annoying
I legit hate this bitch on the mic.
>>127807481
original series is fun
X series is anime trash
Zero and ZX are also anime trash but at least have salvageable gameplay
>>127807606
Damn AGDQ peaked too early
>>127807659
>liking edobean
our boi trihex is getting laid tonight senpai
>>127807606
>Webster
2soon
>>127807481
It's the biggest rehash since EA Sports
>>127807606
>hurtin cucked sanae this year
blacks, baka...
>>127807606
Werster is a literal autist who got cucked by his own brother and mother.
>>127807653
oh shit
>>127807606
poor woober
taken too soon
>>127807758
>the cam gets smaller every year
>the game also gets smaller every year
>space for advertisements increases each year
art
>tfw you will literally never do anything impressive in your life, not even related to what you've wasted all your life "practicing" like video games
>>127807778
I know, Riiiiight? The way she speaks is too drawn oouuuuuut, but people still want to stalk her anyway because giiiirrrrllll.
>>127807606
why did he betray Sanae
what a faggot
>>127807606
>leaving out 2012
>>127807778
I feel like she has a naturally annoying voice, but is also putting on an even more annoying voice. Like those chicks who join anime clubs and try to talk like squeaky-voiced loli characters whenever they can to be "cute"
>>127807835
Would you rather have one of those guys who can't say 3 words without making mistakes or stuttering?
>>127807606
Wow why a remila this year instead of sanae?
>>127807841
fuck i'm jealous
you just know he fucked her good
>>127807851
All the MM games in this block are extremely different from one another.
>>127807841
yes, we saw:
>>127807576
>>127807752
>nerdgay
I really, really hate this meme
Did Caleb kill security guards in roid rage or how is he there? I thought he got bopped by uyama
So will Caleb speak with retardmouth again and be unable to pronounce words?
>>127807758
I miss the old yoshi's island runs, they had energy and the crowd got involved.
>>127807906
just pick a game no one has a record for and do it while claiming frame perfect tech and that even when people get WRs after you, you can become the "inventor"
Someone get that Big Jon impersonator off the couch.
>>127807906
i ate 5 packs of raw noodles and shat white once
>>127807998
black loyalty
>>127807961
>every pic has mhc in them
try pattern recognition next time
Mega Man X - Germany vs Syria run
>>127808014
being a twitch mememote has its perks
>>127807653
I can fap to it either way.
Dem fat armpit jobs mang.
>>127807841
Trihex is way better looking than her haha
just says something about the chicks in speedrunning
>tfw
>>127808039
Would you prefer the term prison gay? Because that's exactly what you are, faggot.
>>127807952
>Sanae
The questionably japanese furry porn artist?
>>127808031
Zero and ZX are pretty similar to eachother
ZX is basically Zero 1 if Zero 1 wasn't a failed experiment in having a partly open world and actually pulled it off
I hate edobean's voice so much.
>>127808123
So germany is going to get raped and then told by the government it was it's own fault?
>no drama
>autism in check
this is the worst adgq
>>127808174
I think he will call it a catfish and skip the sex
>giving caleb a mic
That autistic ginger fucktard can't speak for shit. Why would they do that
>>127808175
back before memes dominated and caleb and trihex stayed in the background
>>127808174
but that's wrong, trihex looks like shite
>>127808014
you're jealous of the girl, right?
>>127807802
I never understood how anyone can take a plattforming game serioues in which you can endlessly walljump upwards on 1 wall.
>>127808175
wheres the sponsor logos, this is all wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhZBDNQ3gas
Since cucks kept skipping it
>>127808176
Who on who? I'm new to this shit
>>127808176
It was impersonators.
EDOBEAN
A
CUTE!
>>127808240
well we have the whole big jon gay fat fetishist thing so it's not a total washout
>>127808274
>Not liking darkspinesonic and trihex
I bet you kiss girls faggot.
>>127808317
caleb was running that year tho
>>127808202
ZX has the different suits that all have unique playstyles though.
>>127807664
I want to kiss that human of questionable gender
>GREETINGS FROM GERMANY
>>127808394
Too bad those braces ruin it.
>>127808367
I think you should kill yourself Dilbert
do trihex and caleb now that even though they wanna show their "i've been lifting for 6 months teehee look at these monster newbie gains" males have a whole range of chest clothing besides WIFEBEATERS ALL DAY EVERY DAY ?
>greetings from germany
>>127808394
>that fat girl triple cleavage
puke
>>127808197
No, fuck you, Im totally bigay and I'll find a cute boy you'll see
It's megaman time
Post CanceledMan images.
>>127808274
>>>/pol/
>>127808496
relax /fit/
>>127807997
Yes.
>Caleb so booty blasted by loosing all those Mega Man races he isn't even in this one.
Caleb can't speak
>>127807475
>>127807587
>>127807659
Fucking annoying puton voice. Does she think she's gonna become a voice actor for pony cartoons?
>sleeveless
banned
SAY IT
>>127808394
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/iKHD_tmZQCo/maxresdefault.jpg
I want to cum on her tits
say it
SAY IT!
>>127808496
Literally everyone who lifts does this
>caleb talking
OH GOD NO MAKE IT STOP
DIS WACE IS GONNA BE EXTREMEWEE GOOD
>>127808323
Nah, Trihex has a alright facial aesthetics and pretty decent physique. His hair game is weak though, a better haircut would suit his face better.
She is a 4/10 - head lookin like humpty dumpty
>caleb looks like a literal ectomorph compared to big jon
Damn blechy got built
>>127808665
Sengoku Rance or Mamatoto speedruns would be more entertaining than Fire Emblem desu
Holy fuck im already sick of him talking. Someone take the mic away from him.
I fucking hate caleb and his "I need to show off my arms" wifebeater shit so much
>>127808438
>implying anyone ever was out of Harupia mode at any time
even underwater it was the best
Phantom and Fenrir were useless and Leviathan was only fun for skating around on ice blocks like a hooning cunt
>>127808665
no actual gameplay
i love you
please dont hurt me anymore
>>127808240
stop being greedy
narcissa happening was enough
Why the fuck is Tiki wearing a blazer?
>>127808729
he has a decent face except for his very fat negroid nose and his haircut is horrendous
caleb sounds like m2k
>caweb
>>127808801
He got old senpai
He's making me feel old now.
I miss college tiki
>>127808801
Cause he stylin'
What happened to the SAY IT couple anyway? It ended after two days, right?
this guy souwnds like an idiot
>>127808916
still together
>>127808665
what is this?
>>127808665
post more animemes
>>127808773
say it
I have honestly never seen caweb and trihex wearing something that wasn't a tank top
>This commantary
>uhhh uhhh button mashing uhhh uhh really good
This is why you don't let autists on the mic.
EXTWEMEWEE WANDOM
EXTWEMEWEE GOOD
>>127808108
>mhc
You mean wester?
Not my probably he wasn't there in 2012, mate.
>>127808665
There's no where that allows them to be streamed.
>tfw Hentai Games Done Quick will always be a dream
>>127808665
They speedran Demon's Sperm with H turned off somewhere if I remember correctly
>>127808457
he's 16
>>127809003
>>127808340
>>127809034
I think it was at ESA last year.
>>127808665
ayo toss a source my way senpai
>>127808665
>hovering over title actually worked this time
How desperate are these kids wearing tanks that they feel they have to show off to a group of speed-runners?
>>127809118
shit I didn't know AGDQ was doubling as the eastern grommr meetup
>>127809030Anime Girls Done Quick
someone post jarvitz webms
why does caleb have a dutch accent
Just in case you wondered, Caleb wanted to 'nut in me baby'.
While he dated his current girlfriend, the 'SAY IT' girl.
He's a beta shit pretending to be an alpha.
Is the Megaman community the most autistic speedrunning community out there?
>>127809118
Did we find out what those moveable walls are?
post yfw speedrunning races slowly become the standard and soon enough there appears a "competitive scene" complete with winner interviews, "analysis" and "play by play casters"
How do you get so jacked but still look like a complete dork??
>>127809360
cosmo_v2
that cutie though
>>127809360
That face is something else.
>>127809224
that's why dram is god, he doesn't wear exposing shirts and is more fit than caleb and trihex
>>127809360
looks like she has fun
>>127809420
The walls for the projectors you autist.
>>127809420
used for displaying lizard propaganda to the masses
>>127809360
so that bitch gets to sit up front with the speedrunners because she let trihex cum in her?
>>127809364
he has a retard accent
>>127809405
Were you here during the Kingdom Hearts run?
>>127809420
projector screens you dumbass
>>127808774
>narcissa happening
????/
Where are they?
>>127808665
Call it, it's over
>>127809224
in the land of blind etcetera
>>127809427
he's wearing a wifebeater
it's impossible to not look like a dork in a wifebeater
Reminder that Stepmania takes more skill than every speedgame.
And it's 2d.
>>127809487
>Trihex
>sex with a woman
Is it wrong that I feel a gay fatherly love for blueglass?
>>127809405
Sonic players are extremely autistic, but in an innocent and friendly way.
>>127809420
it's probably an acoustic or lighting thing, most likely to block light to the back so sorta shade it from the camera (and also to brighten up the front for the in-person audience)
like a very ghetto version of those lights at the movie theatre with little fresnel lenses in them that only illuminate the very front of the room
>>127809421
these things already exist though except for being standard
>>127809360
His hair looks fun to play with
>>127809360
epic shoulder width
would still berry tho
>>127809360
she's thinking "wtf is this shit? I can't believe I'm here. Oh well, at least I'm gonna get my hot ass fucked again."
>nightmare for casual players
never had a problem with that boss before.
>>127809626
Blueglass is dead long live blueglass
>you can choose what stage you want to play
>they both follow the same order
>>127809626
Uh yes
>>127809204
Oh fuck, thanks for telling me so.
>>127809634
pretty sure you're talking about the projector screens
>>127809421
Did you notice how they included esport style interviews this year?
That is the objective it seems, the twitch bux are too tempting.
>>127809739
thank god, races with different routes are the worst
>>127809360
Why is that cuck talk show guy in the back?
>>127809739
easier for viewers desu
>>127809732
>blueglass scheduled to read donations on saturday
get hype motherfucker
>>127809713
Why you hate women so much?
is that big jon on the couch?
>>127809420
>we
they are projector screens, idiot. Theres no "we" here, your're the only moron here.
>>127809853
cuz theyre shit
>>127809845
what time? when?
>>127809890
No, just somebody impersonating him.
>>127809853
/v/ tier bait
>>127809890
nah its lil john
>>127807606
Was there another niggercouch this year?
Could have sworn that was SGDQ
>>127808561
Would you love him?
Aka kiss suck fuck cuddle live togehter etc
If yes you not nerdgay
If no you nerdgay
>luiz miguel actually donated the money he got from his pay for my vacation-athon
>>127809853
I can honestly say that I don't hate women. I don't know why you took it that way.
>>127809948
lel
>>127809890
no that's caleb
>Tiki gets slower bossfights
>Still overtakes doma
Why is doma the worst runner?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLm8HGhaJAI
baka...
that guy on the couch sounds like golden
>>127810007
Yes
>live together
No
>already thursday
>barely at $500k
are people finally realizing how pointless prevent cancer foundation is?
at least doctors without borders are actual people trying to do shit.
>>127807587
>brossentia
C-careful what you wish for, paterfamilias
>>127810107
choke%
>>127810107
is trihex the stiv of ADGQ 2016?
races are bad because I have nothing to devote my focus to and it makes me way less invested in the run. do casuals watching this actually enjoy them?
>>127809941
9:00-13:00 AGDQ time
Dunno what time zone that is
>>127810073
RetroAfro please fix your description.
FuzzyDunlop did not put that mega archive together, I did.
>>127810007
GAYNERD
A
Y
N
E
R
D
Why not tho?
post 2014 lizard propaganda
>>127810164
you do this often and people just don't want to donate anymore
>>127810234
it's your time zone anon
>>127809421
Did you miss the time Pie tried to sell the community out to Machinima?
ALL
>>127809360
CUUUUUTE
>>127810004
You didn't see it this year because they decided that 6 AM was the right time for DsS' Lost World run.
>Skilled runner
>Technical, entertaining commentary
>Game that's never been at a GDQ before
>where do we put this?
>primetime?
>no
>afternoon?
>no
>what about when no one is awake in clapistan
>that sounds good
>>127810164
>$500k tally
>CEO of PCF alone rakes in $400k a year
>>127810107
The weak should fear the strong
>>127810228
I enjoy a race when I know the game/route so I can compare who's ahead all the time.
>>127810164
>>127810164
donations are usually backloaded
>>127810316
No, this was on a google spreadsheet
EXTWEMEWEE pwecise
>>127810267
Was meant to
>>127810126
>>127810353
what is that text from?
>>127810371
nice reference! i saw that image too. :)
>>127809420
Alright guys, I did some calculatus.
I think it's to keep the background noise low.
You know, since there are people in the background so their voices and rumbling don't get through.
>>127810450
GWABBEEN ON THE WEDGES
>>127809421
Won't happen since speedrunning doesn't have the variance and strategic depth of any real esport
Jfc Caleb on commentary sounds like an 8 year old explaining how to "beat his video game"
So, how many times has the mega man community bought the same game? more or less times than the madden fandom?
>Keep talking over eachother
Just choose one wellspoken guy to comment you nerds.
>>127810578
i'll just remind you that rngstone has a big competitive scene
>>127810228
People always love competition, I'm surprised they don't put the world record number up on stream to people can get hyped over WR pace or bitch that it isn't.
That said, the only race I really enjoyed was the Ninja Gaiden relay from last year. It was unique, fun and well executed I felt.
https://youtu.be/_F1We1WD9Nk
>>127810456
I unno, living together sounds like a pain, girl or man. Plus I cant make kids with boys
>>127810501
gimmick sound test menu from the agdq run
>>127808240
reminder that if you like races you are the same as the stepmania/mario maker retards and fall for the speedrunner esports hype
Guys are you ready for the epic "OH NO HE DIED ;_;" joke they'll make when they're getting the hadouken????
>>127810228
races can only enjoyable if you're a total casual and sports fan who enjoys shit like seeing who's ahead at a given moment or seeing people be competitive OR if you are already very familiar with the route and the tricks so you can watch the performance of each player and be able to keep up. If you're any where in between, races are a waste of time. I don't see the point.
>>127810626
Yea, yea. He does, does. He does.
No idea how that autist makes a living from streaming
>>127810228
I agree never liked races - better to just have one good runner. More comfy
>>127810680
> Plus I cant make kids with boys
Dont remind me :c
Why do so many people not commentate their own runs?
It's so stupid
>>127810667
So does poker. What's your point?
i heard this entire thing is prerecorded and scripted
