>Marathons
AGDQ Live now!
NASA:
- ESA equivalent taking place in Chicago.
- http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
- https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon
>Resources
- speedrunslive.com
- speedrun.com
Caveman here, heard someone was posting loli
I wish tetris was on
videogames
nice event SPEEDPOOPS
This games dungeon music gets so repetitive so very fast.Zelda 2 is the way better game.
DONT FUCKING BLOW THE FUCKING CARTRIDGE REEEEEEE
RIP
Fucking RIP in pieces that run.
Legend of Zelda any%
Oh boy this again.
>spitting into the cartridge
Inb4 game softlocks again
>>127583851
nothing wrong with having your own taste
>>127584086
>facebook kid has no idea what it's talking about
good game when
I may be a cynical fuck but I think TLoZ is a really boring game and speedrun
>>127584086
>>127584192
>millennials
>>>/v/
>>>/reddit/
>run not killed
Fuck this. Time to get comfy and watch some anime.
I had to go piss. Did they re start the run?
I miss his marathon runs
>>127584273
>jannies deleting anti-TLoZ opinions
>>127583839
tl,dr Im mad cause the dvdplayer2 was my first system
>>127584270
None on the list
>>127584236
>le oldfag I blew in my nes xd such old much 90s wow
It ruins the circuitry, use cleenex and a qtip you degenerate
I L O V E Zelda!! it's the best game EVER!
Maybe I'm weird since I like such old games haha lol.
Here's a necklace I got to show my love for this game! ;:D
>any%
uhh isn't any% in this game like 2 mimnutes?
>>127584349
Yup. Game hardlocked.
>>127584397
SNES, actually.
>>127584438
Hindsight is 20/20 and you're probably under 20
>>127584352
>Does runs during AGDQ
>Can feel the bitterness in his voice
;_;
>>127584352
>that shiteating grin in the background
>>127584352
Too bad he got #shrekt at Pokeymen Red after getting the WR
>>127584479
This is the "no glitches except the glitches we arbitrarily decide we like" category
>splice the best splits together
Shoutouts to Cody Miller who got into the Guiness World Records for Halo, by cheating that way
>>127584452
>>127584525
>>127584479
This must be any% glitchless?
>>127584352
ESA 2016
>>127584518
Fuck you, memer fuck
>>127584553
oh so it's alttp%
>>127584553
Actually it's just a different version. That run is FDS Second Quest
>this fucking guy from last year
How do i get myself known by srg? :) i don't stream
>speedrunning literal randomly generated number simulators
>>127584826
>moot speedruns
who knew?
>>127584765
yep, defs under 20 :)
>Every donator thinks they're helping kill cancer
Will it ever not be funny?
>>127584892
>moot
literally who
>>127584921
>LET'S
>KICK
>CANCER'S
>BUTT
>>127584830
Segmented submitted runs are dead
Stream or die
>>127584352
>anime doll
toxic desu we need that normie money
>>127584892
looks moot if 4chan never took off
>>127584921
Fun donations not allowed.
Greetings from germany are banned too.
>>127584921
Guessing the 'organizational costs' are like 99% or something with GDQ?
>>127584830
It's okay, no one on /srg/ does either, it's mainly about speedbabby drama :^)
>>127584962
Leave.
>>127585081
1.) Fuck off crossboarder
2.) PCF is a scam
I'm convinced they manually add in the Greetings from Germany crap to appeal to some nationalistic bullshit and coerce more money out of people
>>127585178
No, it's just the holocaust guilt
![1452031972470[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tupsQWv.jpg "1452031972470[1].jpg")
Why is this okay?
>>127584892
>he hasn't seen Dick "Fat moot" Bitchwanker
>>127585382
is that not how you clean it?
>>127585178
They are reminding their muslim friends to take refuge there, some of their women are not taken by achmed and abdullah yet
>>127585446
you use cotton swaps with rubbing alcohol, blowing in is only going to make it rust
>>127585178
Twitch is full of germans and german watchers willing to spend money.
>I will donate some more if you go off-route in a speedrun to do my meme request :3
>>127585178
germans are the opposite of nationalistic
>>127585081
PCF spends most of their money paying the CEO and marketing. They also pay mike uyama and co a hefty sum of money for only a week of work.
>trolldongo XDDD
>>127585483
Damn, are ugly chicks not allowed at GDQ? Coz all dem are hella fine
>>127585536
shiieet, i did that all the time
>>127585578
>I'm a girl by the way xD
Some agdq juicy drama on Jarvitz twitter
>>127585636
dodonbro :-)
>most important trick in the game
>saves 6 frames
>in a 30 fps game
>literally saves 0.2 seconds
amazing
>>127585721
How do you expect anyone to care if you don't post a link and a screenshot?
>>127585849
No. In fact he's couching later this week
>>127585829
>go to /srg/ to escape /v/'s retardation over social media and ecelebs in AGDQ thread
>they're copying their posts here
why
>>127586062
how does one "shit up" AGDQ worse than the organizers and participants?
How much do runners get paid for showing up at the event?
>>127586136
Report it, it's off-topic.
>>127585721
https://twitter.com/jarvitz/status/684479308350533633
>>127585795
tony love live is shit
>using you denbts money to donate to agdq
>>127586136
oh hey chinese garfield!
>>127586136
This place it tame compared to tru-srg. Also they don't know the lore so it's always misinformation.
>>127586136
/vg/ is just a slower /v/ with smaller circlejerks.
But yes please help and do as >>127586212 says.
>>127586254>>127586313
He did something dumb on the stream cam and got a strike against him. 1 more strike and he will be banned
>>127586212
>>127586393
thanks, I'll do that.
>>127586254
kek
>>127586313
Unless he had a run scheduled everyone is just going to pretend they didn't read that.
>>127586254
>>127586313
Is this the guy that held is phone up to the screen today? We couldn't even see anything.
>>127586536
yes it is according to his posts
>>127586459
What'd he actually do?
He's such a nerdy fuck I can't imagine him doing anything bad
>>127586536
Yeah
Ok, who brought that whistle?
>>127586536
Yeah he said he held up his phone to the camera and it had Simply's twitter on it
Why are they clapping for triforces
>>127586502
I'm Puncay, and I love dancing!
>>127586635
who is simply and why should i care
>>127586772
>jannies not knowing that /srg/ is just as off-topic in the off season
>>127586772
Yeah I'm wondering what's going on like we're just trying to talk
>>127586772
twitter/social media posts should be banned on sight everywhere tbf ham
>>127586772
Twitter posts aren't video games you fuck.
Keep up the good work jannies
>>127586772
>deleting drama
I dont think they know where we are
just got in, Last thing I saw was someone making fun of some donators dead gradma in Stampers voice
anything notable happen?
What made them so jumpy about holding phones up to the camera?
d-did y-you see that g-guys
h-he bombed t-the block, h-ha ha
>>127586589
apparently he put up his phone with someone's twitter on it to the camera
>>127586858
This is speedrunning general not videogames
whats with this donation reader interrupting shit
THAT'S A WHOLE LOTTA GREETINGS
Choo choo!
>>>/wsg/891044
Was that a personal best?
>>127586925
its the guy from the webm earlier lmfao
why would he get a warning for that
>>127586953
Donation readers and runners usually can't hear each other because the audio crew is incompetent.
*gets shiv'd*
>>127586953
The run's pretty boring anyway
>>127586136
Only come here late at night, it's way less cancerous.
>>127587034
no
his PB is WR
>>127587034
No, he has WR which is 28 something.
>defending some guy on social media you are literally in person with to literal whos on the internet
>>127586858
>Twitter posts by people who speedrun aren't related to speedrunning
Okay
>Zelda Hand-Knit Beanie
>>127587121
>Jamilia
Is this the female form of Jamal?
>>127587082
It's always night somewhere
>>127587062
The one with the handshake? Because if so, that's hilarious.
On the bright side it's the first of two Super Metroid runs this event! You still like Super Metroid right?
>>127586858
They are speedrunners who are at the event and the posts might be related to the event
it eludes me how retarded /v/ can be and I ask that you go back and stay on /v/
>>127587254
>2 meme runs
no thanks senpai
>have to wait through metroid and 2 valve shooting pooties till I gte to see alien swarm
>>127587240
You're right, excuse me, I mean late at night EST, so like 7-10 hours from now.
NICE FUCKING STREAM YOU FAT FUCK
>>127587242
i think that might have been him too, not sure. someone posted a webm earlier where he was shifting around in his chair in the audience as if he had shat his pants and then another one where he awkwardly got up and quickly showed his phone to the cam but you couldn't tell what he was trying to show
>>127587169
>Twitter posts by people who speedrun
>Twitter posts
You just said it yourself: not video games.
AKA people who don't speedrun and/or are more interested in twitter drama shouldn't even be in this fucking general in the first place.
>>127587293
And it eludes me how autistic you are.
>>127587334
>insulting a dead man
Anon..
>mfw now it's PC garbage block
dropped
>>127587254
We already the two more superior metroids
>>127587082
For europeans it always gets worse at night because american kids have time.
So I'm a bit late to the party. Did any Crash 2 moments happen yet?
>>127587254
>not a JRPG
>not a pokeman
>sub 1hour
I see nothing wrong with this.
>>127587334
>charity is a scam
>event is run by literal nazis
>stream can't even stay up
>all the runs are shit
GDQs need to die tbqh
>>127587254
If kirbymastah is within 300 metres of the couch, then no
>>127587370
>And it eludes me how autistic you are.
>bitching about seeing links to twitter
>calls me autistic
good meme
Is snowfats from /srg/?
>>127587082
super late night and morning are actually pretty great times to be on SRG. Lots of genuinely funny people were posting yesterday around 8am Central.
>>127587370
>crossboarder acting like he owns the place
>>127587471
FUCK OFF
>>>/facebook/
am i the only one watching this stream whos dad hasnt died from cancer??
>>127587471
Crash 2 isn't being played at AGDQ baka senpai
>>127587518
He and his fag crew are the ones always shitposting about that one lets player iateyourpie
>>127587518
the HM run was basically the entire serg meme canon in 20 minutes
>>127587426
I dont get why fags run PC games. It boils down to "i have a better PC than you, therefore my game loads faster and therefore i win" literally pay to win
>>127587471
Someone namedropped Cosmo and there was a mild amount of ruffling from it but not that I've seen yet. Runs have been sort of meh as well, but I was glad to see other Super Monkey Ball games get run for once.
>>127587518
No, he is from /v/
anyone under-streaming the evil zone tournament?
shitty amiiba
>nerd gamers as parents
Are you ready for the crumbling of civilization?
>>127587604
My dad died of an aneurysm.
>metroid again
WHY
>this music
DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED
>>127587504
>bitching about offtopic twitter shit getting deleted
>calls others /v/
>>127587641
>serg canon
I lel'd
>faggots hating Metroid, literally the games that are the best for speedrunning
Fuck you /srg/, I'm going back to reddit
>>127587604
My dad died from sleep apnea because he bought a steam controller instead of a breathing mask
>>127587809
I THOUGHT I COULD RECOGNIZE IT FROM SOMEWHERE, I REMEMBER IT BEING REALLY DISTURBING BUT I COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT IT WAS
THANKS ANON
Whens the xcom speedurn
>>127587728
Your mom already gave birth to you.
I think you should kill yourself, Dilbert.
>>127587883
>overeacting from one post
calm down cfb
Space Station 13 speedrun?
>>127587809
it's from the robocop game on gameboy
>>127587938
cfb stream
>>127588017
i know
>>127587883
>faggots hating Metroid, literally the games that are the best for speedrunning
that's not quake
>>127587504
>>bitching about seeing links to twitter
>>calls me autistic
That's because you're more autistic than I am you fuck
>>127587569
Nope. I've been browsing /srg/ for a long time. When you faggots weren't talking about twitter, you were talking about IRC. This general is long overdue for a serious cleanup and you faggots aren't even doing anything to better it and just sit back and bitch about it instead. This is why >we can't even have a decent fucking marathon anymore; everyone is pissed off at eachother and are too scared to go out and set things straight, and use /srg/ to ventilate/shitpost.
>dad actually had cancer
>even if he died, attentionwhoring on this autismstream wouldn't even be something I'd consider
It takes a special kind of person to attentionwhore using someone else's disease
>>127587906
>>127587809
Haha, damn
I'll need this song
>>127588074
>hold W and jump
wew lad
>>127587906
The song is from duke for the gameboy btw.
Another dope gb tune https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLEc01crwFE
>>127588091
Cakeboi needs his juice box and nap!
>>127588138
>he says while attention whoring on a Taiwanese napkin doodle image board
>>127588192
>playing games
>hitting buttons
>>127588138
I've been thinking this same exact thing.
>>127588192
it's fun to watch though, metroid is good but quake is thrilling. Either way, both games are better than these run-to-the-dialog-box-as-fast-as-possible jrpgs
>>127588192
>holding W in quake
literal retard detected
>>127588204
>duke for the gameboy
It's robocop
>>127588091
>browsing
>only has an opinion during a marathon
>doesn't even speedgame
I WANT TO BELIEVE
>>127588229
The only cakeboi here is you. Please tell me more about Narcissa and whatever other tranny you're lusting after. Dumbshit.
>here's some money for cancer research!
HUYEEPE
>>127588287
Yeah the irony isn't lost on me, but come on, there's 73 people here
>fat mark hamill on the couch
>>127588348
too ez
so why does y____ get away with that L4D2 run anyway? it was one of the worst of this event so far
>HAYOOOOOOOP
shut the fuck up
HOYP!
now that is some fabulous hair
>[muffled "HIIII" in the distance]
I miss you buddy
>>127588302
Freedom of Speech just means the US government can't come and arrest you because they don't like your opinion.
It doesn't mean the grocery store can't kick you out for shouting NIGGER at the top of your lungs for 10 minutes.
>>127588386
>>browsing
Should've mentioned I post as well.
>>only has an opinion during a marathon
Not the first time I posted my opinion.
>>doesn't even speedgame
I have done speedruns but I won't say which it was simply because all you'll try to do afterwards is drop several names trying to find out who I am.
>>127587915
I like Jon. And he's a washingtonian.
how many wr's actually happened over the years (and this year)?
>>127588518
He doesn't. He's been on the /srg/ hatelist for quite some time, this just gives us another reason to add.
>>127588348
??? you do hold W though in best quake atleast
Now those are some pretty fingers
>>127587440
>metroid fusion
>better than super metroid
they are going to die and the run will be mercy killed calling it now
>>127588761
Eating actual food helps I'm sure
janitor can you watch the stream, these posts aren't off topic, thanks!
What's going on with his right hand? I think he's up to something.
>>127587884
Damn I was gonna buy a steam controller, but i think i'll just get an xbox one pad now
how awkward is this really? what if one has really bad breath
>an hour of this
Time for a powernap
>oops counter: 3
>>127588903
he's hiding his boner
What is the gay shit going on on AGDQ right now?
Two guys...one controller...? Two timers...one running...?
why is the game so tiny
metroid runs are boring
>>127588832
for all I know Fusion is actually a god-tier game, but anything with kirbmastah is automatically 0/10
who's that qt in the middle
Any interesting runs happen after Kero Blaster until now? And holy shit I can hear Kirbymastah talk non fucking stop without him ever taking a break and he manifested into my dreams.
It was a nightmare.
It's a shame there's no way they could've known what kinds of layouts could be needed.
As hard as it is to run a two player run of SM, I would really prefer to watch just one person, like werster, actually run it well, than watch 2 people have to cooperate to run it poorly
>>127588945
>when you are both so clumsy you oops into his butthole
that donation total hasn't moved all day
>>127589097
I'm surprised they were able to improvise this well so far with no information about what kind of runs were happening whatsoever.
>>127589138
>wester
>run SM
>run well
u wot m8
>>127588909
This is actually gayer than those two hugging before.
>>127589138
donators love these memeruns. Greetings from Germany!
>>127589012
fusion is 3/10 and super metroid is like 8/10
Which game would you like to get speedrunned with 2 players 1 controller?
>>127589032
Looks like someone who used to be a man.
>>127589138
>werster run super metroid
wut
>>127589280
My tight boypussy
>>127589228
sh-shut up, 90 second cooldown ;_;
>>127589280
ur mom
can some1 hmu w/ th@ gif of spikevegeta coughing into his hands then he pukes
>>127589280
Yoshi's Island 100%
Are there any other major games that allow 2 controllers 1 character like Goldenye? Maybe Pod Racer?
>>127589280
I want to see two games, two controllers (the catch is that each controller is still controlled by two separate people).
>>127589032
snes pad
>>127589085
Was kero blaster good? They should have run the free pink prequels to it too.
>>127589280
fzero gx
>>127589216
>>127589318
Shit i'm retarded i meant to say zoast it's late here
>>127589280
F-Zero GX
Guys you know what would make this marathon better?_______HYPE_______
>>127588903
Stability
>>127589280
Mighty Switch Force!
>>127589504
I lost my grandmother to cancer last year. GET HOYPE
>choke on the climb
>We won't save
Any "moments" so far /srg/?
>>127589280
Barbie (NES)
>HOOOOYP from the audience
I'm dying
>>127589504
Don't you mean_____HOOYPE____
STAHP
>>127589317
Tell me that's not a dude wearing a hood
>>127589394
Trihex hopefully keeps up with wooly world coop.
