>Marathons
AGDQ with Half Life 3 Announcement after the current block
NASA:
- ESA equivalent taking place in Chicago.
- http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
- https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon
>Resources
- speedrunslive.com
- speedrun.com
>>127599095
At least there's no touhou this year.
>>127599095
why is that valve image the OP of this thread
Guys spam chat and try to get people to say the word midget, it's an hour ban
First for based Noir
>>127599140
>>127599051
quality posts from CRINGE memers
Velocity2x is a legitimately good speedgame
>>127598609
They literally started doing it, the absolute madmen
Where the drama at
>>127599327
nosraef OUT
>>127599335
AGDQ confirmed lurking
Its not cringey at all its just an edgy kid who thinks beeing sarcastic all the time is funny.
holy shit this guy is fast
>>127599465
the only thing that is legitimately cringe'y are the people who feel the need to talk shit on him for showing up and actually being himself
this nigga is moving QUICK
>>127599541
fast at deleting saves LMAO cuz he's bad
Is he using scripts to do that super fast bunny hop?
took me ages to get bhopping down
then I forgot how to do it a week later
>>127599702
He literally explained it when he first started
>>127599585
Its good that he's trying to be himself but you can tell he doesnt rly know how.
How old is Noir? Is he legal?
*quicksaves*
>reloading saves for more health
>spam saving in case he fucks up
why is this alowed
HL2 runners are so cool
>>127599814
because its built into the game
>>127599814
because you touch yourself at night
reminder that azorae is literally our boi
>>127599912
HotLine 1 is better
this run is pretty good so far honestly
>>127599814
uhhh, because that's how you go fast?!?
![a23o8Pr[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/NYg9X69.png "a23o8Pr[1].png")
god nosraef is so based. look at how confident he is.
>>127599814
Because what he's abusing are game glitches not actual typing into the console or cheating.
>>127599941
i usually do it during the day
>>127599429
Reminder Noir is a fuccboi that lurks /srg/ and gets off on anons berating him
Can you still bhop like this in the current hl2 version?
>>127599764
Sorry i was too busy shitposting in chat
I wish someone would do a Surfing exhibition at a speedrun party, that'd be sweet.
Save deletion killed HL2 runs
>>127599775
>Its good that he's trying to be himself but you can tell he doesnt rly know how.
i don't have any meme macros on this computer so instead i'll just say i'm confused and kind of disappointed
speedrunners are introverted and probably prone to anxiety by nature, the fact that he is going through it to show up in person and even putting the effort forth to try to be personable is above and beyond what a lot of people can manage. the fact that the dude is even trying should give him respect, not an unending wall of CRINGE
>>127600005
what a fag
>>127599816
>>127600043
tranny or just crossdresser?
>>127599985
1 > 3 > 2
>>127600043
cigarettes have done a number on him
>>127600043
our guy
>>127600006
He just typed something into the console tbqhwy
>>127600043
>lurks /srg/ and gets off on anons berating him
Nice fanfiction, /v/irgin. The only thing he does is ctrl + f his name here like a lot of other faggots in this community.
>>127600005
fucking hell
Triggered by the revolver?
what
someone post the webm of jarvitz showing his phone
>>127600000
this runner/run is pretty chill
I did my 4 squats like 40 minutes ago /srg/!
I'm doing 4 more in 20 minutes!
If I do 4 squats every hour for a week will I have a nice butt?
>That voice
hey ari greetings from literal germany
can you be my (speed)bf? pls hmu on twitter ty
>>127600298
he's just a little boy
>>127600330
no
gotta progress (in weight or in reps)
and have no more than 5 minutes between sets
>>127600169
crossdresser.
>I'm just a little boy
![CBxJi6J[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/SywgcA6.png "CBxJi6J[1].png")
>>127600005
another one
https://twitter.com/Nosraef/status/684281040161128448
>I'm just a little boy, sometimes I get spooked.
how can someone suck so hard? literally get jammed to every fucking barrel in the way. so fucking awful
>>127600270
new gun in go
>>127600040
I'm doing it right now :3c
>>127600475
So what would you suggest I do then?
>>127600482
m.gira pls go
>>127600043
would
>you will never sound like a christmas elf
>>127600330
Post vids so we can assess your form qt
>>127600330
Pic related. Then you shall have a nice butt and a killer right hook.
>>127600520
link yer run fampai
>>127600564
squat like a men with weights
I've been away from SRG for ages, what happened with werster?
>>127600270
A CSGO update released a R8 revolver.
It was the most imbalanced shit ever.
>>127600209
>hey mono
Mike having an aneurysm right now.
>>give mossman my wood
TRIGGERED
B A N N E D
A
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SJWS BTFO
NOIR BEST RUNNER ALL YEARS
TRIGGERED
![j1Fnmrf[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/AR2lB9X.png "j1Fnmrf[1].png")
>>127600486
>>127600154
>>127600005
he is all over the place
banned
l-lewd
yes I will take your wood in my mouth and drain it all the way through
TAKE MY WOOD, YOU PRUDE
>such a prude
wew
>ebin benis jokes
SO FUNNAY XD
literally banned
HAHA WOOD NO REALLY HE SAID WOOD
extremely banned
>keep your eyes on the wood here
this guy is so banned
>>127600659
Got banned for stealing room keys at a previous GDQ like the thieving Aussie cunt he is.
>making sex jokes in a gdq
This guy's gonna get permabanned from Twitch and all future GDQ events.
It's all fun and games now but there's not a doubt in my mind that they will actually ban him for that
LOL wood haha XDDD
Not reinvited
DUDE WOOD LMAO
how OLD is that kid?
COSMO LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW
>run is decent
>runner and couch have fun
>crowd entertained
>/v/eddit: OMG CRIIINGE REEEEEEEEEEEE
So meming aside, how likely is it that they will ban him and/or cancel his run for that?
what a cringey load of shit streamer fuck why are all speedrunners so autistic
OH DEAR GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, MAXIMUM CRINGE HAS BEEN ACHIEVED
>press ~
>load credits
i'm a speedrunner
>using console cheats in a marathon run
>using console cheats in a marathon run
>using console cheats in a marathon run
HES A BIG BOY
Is this guy literally trying to start a live ERP session?
he is not letting up on this wood bullshit
HL2 never existed
Noir is an unperson
this guy just rubbed his butt pillow on that other guys face
are they using a laugh track?
>>127600612
what do i do?
>>127600629
I would try it if it didn't say 10KM running every day
>>127600642
I don't have weights but how should I do my reps?
Should I do 4 squats, wait a minute or two, then do 6 squats, wait a minute or two and then do 8 squats.
Then do that each day?
>>127600810
Hahaha no fucking way!
>>127600883
I think they are discussing it right now.
manlets btfo
>>127600815
I'm calling the police right now, let's get this monster swatted
>talking about being a dragon
CONFIRMED OTHERKIN AS WELL. WOW
>>127600883
95%
unless the donationbux start flooding in
this is the worst runner so far
>>127600883
ban him yes, cancel his run no. they don't want to lose favour with the viewers
THIS IS
TOO
LEWD
>>127600043
I'd get off to devastating his ass and thoat.
>>127600883
i would give it a 71% chance
Is this kid underage?
Seriously is noir another trans "person" or just an attention seeking sissy twink like missy?
How fucking hard is it to read a comment to yourself before you start blurting it out into the microphone? EVERY. FUCKING. GDQ.
>>127600945
and saying "fucking niggers" on bonus stream
This kid is totally getting b& m80s
what if i build some extreme good pc to skip through frames faster in visual novels and run em for wr ?
>>127600939
geez nigger get a backpack and put some heavy stuff in their or smth you will achieve nothing with 4 reps every hour
>>127601030
more like 36%
>unironically using inside jokes outside of the group they were made
What is wrong with this guy?
that's it I'm literally gay I don't even need to see a skirt
>toxic masculinity jokes
>violence apology
>transmisogyny against dragonkin
can this bigot be removed already?
>>127600043
qt! :3
>>127601071
Just a crossdresser
Jesus fucking christ what am I watching?
>i love you blueglass
>>127600883
I wasnt watching the stream Can someone tell me what happened?
this is the best runner so far
I JUST TUNED IN
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?
>lesbian licking webm deleted before my download finished
>>127601184
memes happened
>>127601098
Wellllll can you tell me what amount of reps of squats I WILL achieve something with?
>>127601120
>>127601170
and the cutest :3
>>127601071
attention seeking twink/crossdresser
>>127600043
is that the guy running RN??
This reminds me of when Werster speedran at GDQs
>>127601184
some idiot "speedrunner" can't even bhop in hl2
it's velocity all over again
>he doesn't want to be a dragon
>>127601071
noir just needs a healthy dose of dick in the ass
>>127601090
Also this, yes
>>127601184
A lot of people thought this HL2 run would be awful. It is, but it is entertainingly bad.
>>127601125
I thought sissies were included in the whole HBTQ thing. They wouldn't attack one of their own kind right?
https://strawpoll.me/6461613
https://strawpoll.me/6461613
https://strawpoll.me/6461613
>>127601267
except woober was funny
>noir is 18
im gonna fuck
>>127600980
t. reddit
How in the fuck can you grind through a game repeatedly, looking for glitches and shit, and not even know what events occur in it? :O
>>127601238
its not about the amount its about that you can barely make it. Get so much weight you can barely do 6 maybe 7. Do this 3 times. Then skip one day and do it again. If u can do more then 8 easily add more weight.
>>127601338
reddit btfo
>>127601071
Attention whore
>>127601340
It was more laughing at him than him being funny though
>>127601338
both desu
This guy speaks like that meme rap guy
[quicksave intensifies]
>>127601402
how the fuck can you grind a game and not have played it once casually is the better question
it's not even like it's a bad game
>close your eyes it will be over soon
subtle
>"Just close your eyes it'll be over soon"
RAPE JOKES
TRIGGERED
Why are people saying he's getting b&?
>>127601437
>These are the kinds of people in /srg/
>>127601071
Why the fuck do you care?
Go zo shemaletube if you always have dicks on your mind.
>>127601437
What did AdamAK tweet about serg?
>>127601292
Who doesn't? Prostate stimulation is bretty gud
>just close your eyes it will be over soon
B A N N E D
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E
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Noir is almost as bad as Nosraef
>>127601536
You look at what other people do and then copy them
Would you give her your wood, /srg/?
>>127601616
The only difference is you'll get people defending Noir's autistic attention-seeking behavior because virgins want to fuck him.
>>127601558
He's being an edgelord, Uyama doesn't like fun and has banned for less.
>>127601647
i'd give noir all my wood
>>127601647
hahahahahah LOL
wood :P
lol
Greetings from ________! First time ________, long time ________, I had to donate to support such ________ games and a ________ cause. This donation is dedicated to the memory of my ________, who ________ [to / from] ________ cancer. Let this money go towards ________ing the animals and making sure this ________ disease never ________ anyone again. Let's ________ cancer's ________! ________ HYPE!!!
>>127601647
in an instant
>>127601560
As much as anonymity might make it believable, 4chan is not a hive mind.
The people here can be wildly different from one another. Many people disagree with any opinion you might give, but most of them just don't care enough to challenge you on it.
>missing 3 out of 6 shots
>speedrunner
>>127601634
i know but come on just play the game once to know what happens in it
>saying twitch emoticons outloud
Why
>>127601839
hi duke
>>127601839
well memed!
>>127601151
The runner made a joke about giving a female character his "wood"
noir not making friends among the twitter liveblog scene
>>127601942
notlikethis
>long way lion
AAAAAAHAH
>>127601839
You may aswell fill in the first part because I swear every fucking message is "greetings from germany"
>>127601839
you have to say what kind of word goes in the blank, like "verb" "noun" "proper noun"
>>127601942
because
Kappa
>>127601883
GOTTA GO FAST :^)
TWEET AT NOIR
>>127602002
haha ive noticed that too!!!
Does anyone know noir's phone number?
>>127600043
cuddly af
>>127600482
I NEED LOVE
Uh oh, angry internet people are calling for noir's head on a platter.
>>127602220
>r*pe
>>127602002
Thats why these fucks are called germoney
>>127602220
d*ng
>>127602181
if i did i wouldnt be here and he wouldnt be there
:)):):)
>>127600043
>jerked of to this picture last year
>>127602220
what's wrong with rope jokes?
>>127602220
>>127602275
what's wrong with rope jokes, thats what i want to know
>>127602220
Greetings from germany! First time immigrant, long time shitskin, I had to donate to support such shit games and a fucking waste of money of a cause. This donation is dedicated to the memory of my husband, who is suffering [to / from] twitch cancer. Let this money go towards fugging the animals and making sure this shit disease never benis anyone again. Let's cough cancer's cough! duke bilgewater HYPE!!!
>>127602220
noir got them ripe jokes
>>127602012
>>127602012
Greetings from 11! First time bubbles, long time charcuterie, I had to donate to support such such games and a be cause. This donation is dedicated to the memory of my memory, who travels to the tropic of cancer. Let this money go towards orange-ing the animals and making sure this healthy disease never talks to anyone again. Let's fighting cancer's sex change! Trump HYPE!!!
>>127602352
>>127602372
no you idiots she doesnt like ripe fruit
>>127601839
Greetings from The USA! First time transitioner, long time whinerI had to donate to support such vc-j games and a vacation-worthy cause. This donation is dedicated to the memory of my dick, who was lopped off by mental cancer. Let this money go towards sex reassignment surgerying the animals and making sure this mental disease never skips anyone again. Let's fuck cancer's boipussy! arbitrary categories HYPE!!!
>>127602352
>>127602372
she's saying ripe you idiots
>>127602220
>mfw feminists get triggered by fruit jokes
jesus christ.
why does playing videogames fast attract so many tranny faggots?
>>127602220
fucking scrub
>>127601942
KappaPride
>>127602220
>>>/v/
>>127602428
>>127602436
Ohhhhh so "ripe" memes are like counterparts to "dank" memes?
>>127602513
noir can burn for all I care but they better leave blechy alone
>>127602512
Masculine brain development but fucked up hormones
>>127602220
>>127602513
Women
>>127602220
>>>/v/
>Crossdresser: I LOOOOOVE prison.
Hahaha oh god.
>>127601839
>Greetings from the UK! First time jihadist, long time muslim, I had to donate to support such haram games and a noble cause. This donation is dedicated to the memory of my abdi, who died [to / from] explosive cancer. Let this money go towards fucking the animals and making sure this white British disease never cucks anyone again. Let's bomb cancer's capital city! VIRGINS HYPE!!!
we noticed, it just wasn't funny
>>127602435
>Let's fuck cancer's boipussy!
Fuckin DED
>>127602513
ironically women are known for not shutting the fuck up
>prison is fun
>prison is lots of fun
FUCKING ASSHOLE I TOURED ALCATRAZ ONCE AND GOT PTSD FROM THE TRAUMA OF THINKING OF WHAT IT MUST HAVE BEEN LIKE TO BE THERE
>>127602513
please stop posting these, i've been triggered enough today
>>127602658
She's not wrong. PC gamers are insufferable losers with no friends.
>>127602658
oh I googled that one once, don't do it
>>127602686
refresh your stream lol
>>127602658
he definitely didn't mean to objectify women's genitalia and then use it as an insult! that would be incredibly degrading to women!
>>127602793
That's true, although I make $120k/year as a game tester thanks to the hobby so I'm cool with it
>>127602793
t. sonygger
>>127602393
Immigrants don't donate. It's your civic duty to donate to their salary.
pics of noircat crossdressing where?
>>127602513
>Colored hair
>Thick rimmed glasses
>>127602658
because calling somebody an elitist twatwaffle is a very humble and nice thing to do
I lost the Hotline miami run, is there anywhere I can watch it?
>>127602998
JIMMY ÅKESSON 2K16
>>127603027
please tell me this is real
>>127603076
no it was wiped
>>127603076
on the reddit
>>127603027
who?
