>Marathons
AGDQ Live now!
NASA:
- ESA equivalent taking place in Chicago.
- http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
- https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon
>Resources
- speedrunslive.com
- speedrun.com
- speedrun.tv/team:srg
1st for cringe
>>127566660
normal people can't tell the difference
Yo GDQ gay af tbhwu
Pie based doe,Tbh
E A R L Y
BOYZ
Reminder what speedrunning is really about.
Races are shit
fucking kirbymathta
>all this melee autism in chat
I hope that dies down with the years like the marvels did.
Fusion is just 2D Other M
>>127566780
what a faggot. rather hug the whale than the twig.
tfw you buy a team cosmo shirt and ditches the team 1 week latter
Reminder that blue shirt guy on the couch with the nasally voice is a whiny faggot who cried after getting kicked off the donation stand for reading a Charlie Hebdo (french massacre) donation last agdq
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTYQ3ANhnNM
He's also a moderator of /r/speedrun
https://www.reddit.com/user/Mr_Shasta
>>127566780
this is what happens when you go years without any human contact and then suddenly get a surge of actual emotion and intimacy
I know from experience, his head was probably swimming
post vintage gdq memes
>>127566975
What? He wasnt kicked off, he cried because he wastricked into a tragedy mock, and he is a low test nerd
>>127566930
You facebook kids now need to shoop pepe hands into images or your autism prevents you from aknowledging the emotion?
>>127566849
bullshit you faggot
>>127566660
I yearn for those 2hus. Where did they get them anyways?
>>127566660
secondary shit for a stream monster thread. how fitting.
>>127567038
>>127567132
ITS NOT FAIR
>metroid speedrun
>no sequence breaks
>long cutscenes
>using the game timer that doesn't show seconds
fusion is a joke
>>127567109
Japan
Don't ever dream of getting a big one because the shipping alone would cost more than your life.
>>127566975
Shasta is a super autist that acts like he's srg
I told you faggots jrp was gonna win this
>>127566975
>>127567223
>>127566660
Never again
>>127567132
fuck off shitwix
why don't you stage another "witwix raid" on gdq chat so your idiot fans advertise for you
>>127567185
>using human input rng timers instead of the games inbuild timer
>>127567023
surges of actual emotion and intimacy just make me cautious and vaguely uncomfortable
>>127567185
>if you sequence break the game softlocks
Haha
>game telling you where to go
>ADAM ADAM ADAM ADAM
>station shaped like a bottle
>Adam tells you what weapons you can use
>Samus is weak and poops her pants
It's the same as Other M
>>127566975
>no paris attacks donation this year
>>127567324
>>127567185
>in-game timer that rounds to the minute
every time
>>127566780
>thanks to my GIRLFRIEND
Couch boi got cuck'ed
poor cutie pie :c
MingLee WITWIX RAID MingLee
>>127567023
This is why so many autists become nerd-gay.
The Brony/Furry fagdom is the exact same
>>127567383
You still have time until Sunday, godspeed
>>127567424
She's clearly his beard and they fucked each others' skinny butts like jackhammers in their hotel room afterwards
Best run so far?
Best meme run so far?
Damn, JRP is killing it.
>>127567508
yeah its why theres so many "gays" on places like vg too
they arent actually gay, they are just so starved for romantic interaction that they turn to getting it from other males
>>127567439
what the fuck
>deadnaming kirbymastah
>>127567567
Underrated run: Snapshot
Underrated meme: The baby
>>127567383
>>>/reddit/
>>127567592
It's also why "traps" are so praised. It allows these nerd-gays to delude themselves into thinking it's not really gay.
>fatnaming kirbymastah>>127567734
>>127567194
If it's around 80 bucks I'd do it.
>>127567684
I never understood why /v/ hates this guy so much; he is literally /v/ incarnate
>>127567684
holy shit settlement visas are so easy to get if you have a husband who is a national
how did he fuck it up
>>127567567
snapshot, goof troop
hotline miami
>>127567797
probably banned them on twitter when they called him fat
>>127567592
>>127567734
Am I still nerd-gay if I like to see dicks and get off on the idea of sucking them ir getting fucked in the ass?
>>127567549
>I want to believe
;_;
>>127567592
What if you only like boys that look cute in maid outfits
>>127567401
nice
>>127567868
Do you wanna kiss guys and have a romantic relationship with one?
If yes: True gay
If no: Nerd-Gay, and you need to sort yourself out
>>127567684
Who dis?
>>127567993
Can I be bi?
>>127567868
since you're here, probably
go on /lgbt/ and ask
theres threads about it pretty often there and people posting experiences about how they threw up when they actually touched another mans dick and they realized they were straight
>>127567964
then yer a fag
>>127567964
>You'll never be an anime who waits after your speedboi
Kill me.
>>127568010
literally google it
the guy has a wikipedia page
>>127567835
In the UK, it's not actually that easy. It'd harder than the US, that's for sure.
Maybe his wife was a waster who didn't have a job. Need to have proof that you can support your spouse before they are eligible for permanent residency.
>donation literally has the word HYPE three times
>yeti already donating
so desperate for money lmao
>>127568112
HOIP
>>127568049
Do you wanna kiss guys and have a romantic relationship with one?
If yes: True Bi
If no: Nerd-Bi, and you need to sort yourself out
>>127568237
smrpg
>>127568059
It's always weird to me when I get serious replies to my gayposting
>>127568110
How can it be hard in the UK when there's like 600,000 migrants per year lmao (which is fucking huge considering the size and current population)
90% of which are slavs or inbred child/goat fuckers
>>127568110
That explains all the paki's who income is based on the dole and raping little kids then.
>>127568237
sm64, now shut the FUCK up
>>127568237
i don't i come here during the GDQs
>>127568237
Barbie (NES)
>>127568237
I actually got pretty close to metal gear rising world record but then I remembered that there are better games to play and that I dont waste my time with a game over and over again.
/blog
>>127568237
beethoven
Why were the TB posts deleted? They're relevant because the charity is about cancer. Are you really against discussion that doesn't sound like blatant marketing?
>>127568237
Baldness while I play Hearthstone
>>127568237
>all those (Me)s
I feel like a slut
>>127568354
>I-I would get WR if I really cared...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
>>127568354
>i got btfo by beatrix
stay bad, kid
>>127568237
Maplestory
just realized no f-zero
what the fuck
>>127567132
moments before caleb went nuts and made her taste the knuckles
>>127568237
I don't, I tried doing Kirby & the Amazing Mirror once but I can't do that much repetition, it gets boring.
>be called HerculesBenchpress
>be fat
>>127568237
I tried speedrunning but I realized I have a life and can't spend all this fucking time trying to play the same game over and over consistently trying to get good times for absolutely no gain other than self-satisfaction.
>>127568237
Final Fantasy X
SUB
PIXEL
PERFECT
>sub-pixel
>>127568059
thats pretty fucking funny
Did you guys cry when Han Solo died?
EMERGENCY IN FrankerZ
>>127568830
i havent cared about star wars since i was a child just dont my man
>>127568434
I never said that? I was 5min off or something like that. I couldnt do one glitch ;_,
>>127568494
Who ?
>>127568797
yeah /lgbt/ are really sick of "nerd gay" and people "who like anime traps" and they have a really no nonsense attitude towards it too
they will cut right through the bullshit
>>127568293
janis shut this post down now! OY VEY
>40 second difference
Do I hear blueglass laughing like a demon in the background?
>>127569056
That anime was made for black cock
>no new humble bundle today
>no agdq bundle
>not even related humble store deals
Why are they even sponsoring?
>>127567592
dropping the truth bombs
i hope they save le animals
>>127569215
All they'd put in an AGDQ bundle is the pc indieshit games on the schedule
>>127569364
>Luke kills Han Solo
That doesn't happen
>Herc gets the shinespark
>nobody cares
Who the fuck puts bloodborne in that timeslot instead of another established big speedgame with polished meta?
>>127569364
Ben kills Han though
>meme from 10 years ago
>people clap
>leeroy jenkins meme
>2016
>>127569521
that is the reddit way
What fucking time warp did I just fall into?
>>127569546
I think its been 10 years since it came out, hasn't it?
>>127569521
yeah i mean how pathetic who uses ancient memes like that
kek
>Leeroy Jenkins
>>127569498
>polished meta
what did he mean by this?
>>127569498
the schedule this year is beyond retarded all the way through
>>127569514
No, the bad guy does, darth rey or whatever
>>127569521
>>127569521
>>127569546
It's not old, it's just a vintage meme
>>127569297
>le not massmarketed AAA must be shit
*sips mtdew*
>>127569626
you need to buy chinese consoles to get WR
>>127569668
Kylo Ren?his real name is Ben
>>127569732
That was obi-wans name
>>127569691
word its going to be worth a lot one day
>>127569715
Nah you just need to grind that rng drop for wr.
magoo
>>127569108
hey uh what anime is it, for science
>jrp's cat
What kind of beta male owns a cat? I hooe it's his gf's
>>127569692
>le indieshit isn't shit
*sips frappuccino*
>Leeroy Jenkins
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Jesus fucking christ.
scary
this is very scary
this part is very scary
>>127569945
It's not their fault the people wasting their money are normalfaggots
>>127569945
don't tell me you didn't xD irl at that joke
>>127570024
No normie would use leeroy jenkins
It is 100% some nerd, I'd bet my virginity
>commentator says "massive damage"
>chat explodes into 2006 memes
SPOOPY
>>127569792
his fake name
and Kylo's real name
>>127570130
Every second I've spent watching AGDQ my face has been locked firmly in :| form
my mind wanders
the memes are all arbitrary
>no seconds
lol
>>127570308
a glib facsimile
>>127570308
What did he mean by this?
Not even memeing, what did he mean?
>>127570306
I opened it for the sm64 race, had enough after the second donation got read.
>>127566660
>>127570280
whjat the fuck, you're blowing my mind right now
>>127570450
I'm mentally ill and my life is falling apart, please help.
>>127570450
he means that all the categories and rules in speedruns are arbitrary, people just agree to what will be run and how it will be run and on what
he says it in some kind of relevationist tone but its pretty much just like yeah thats how it works cosmo whats your point
>>127570450
did you fail 7th grade English?
lel kirbymastah is about 40 seconds behind
I know it's a shit speedgame, but holy fuck jrp is annihilating the other 2.
>>127570770
It's weird that this whole thing is to prevent cancer but they still allow kirbymastah to do runs
>>127570626
weird for mr. iQue of all people to make that statement
>>127570884
agdq itself is cancer masked by memes
>>127570884
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
MY FUCKING GOD
>>127570884
savage
>>127570884
ruthless
are these guys doing very different routes or are they really far apart?
were people really that assblasted by the hotline run?
This isn't even a race.
>>127571070
same routes
jrp is in first, kirbymastah is about 40 seconds behind, and hercules just ended his run
>>127567223
>>127567320
love this guy. i would legit go all the way to whatever shithole this is being held just to meet him.
first mercy kill of the event so far
>>127571072
Just based on what i saw on twitter and neogaf, people either loved it or hated it. And those that hated it really hated it
>>127571072
What happened?
>Hercules
F
2RUNNERS
R
U
N
N
E
R
S
miles hype?
herculesbenchpress entering dunnius mode
>Herc
EVERY
SINGLE
YEAR
EPICLY_EPIC
2BIGLEY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ktrPPu4v_M
HEY GUYS CHECK OUT MY GLASSES HEY GUYS CHECK OUT MY SHIRT HEY GUYS ILL BE DOING COMMENTARY ME ME ME LOOK AT ME HEY GUYS ITS YOUR PAL KIRBYMASTAH ME ME ME
You know for such a popular series Metroid sure does deliver a shocking amount of fuckups.
>donate cause Herc died
>>127571345
>tfw the gaston song was godlike yesterday but all the others were cringe as fuck
>>127571357
Be quiet.
do we have a bingo for this year?
Herc really exposed these kids
>>127571469
HE TOLD ME TO BE QUIET IM GONNA BE LOUD FOR THE NEXT THREE MONTHS NOW XD XD XD
>>127571487
Drink when Kirbymastah in on stream, keep drinking until you can tolerate him
>>127571360
Prime 1 and Super Metroid are the only great ones. Prime 2 is okay and the rest are varying levels of shit.
>>127571465
Shut the fuck up spikevegeta
YSG Kreygasm
>>127571647
>Prime is good
Nice meme
>Kirbymastah didn't win
All is good
>>127571809
You are a big gay cowboy
>"We like to have fun here"
>bonk
>>127571674
What a strong young bull
>kirby still trying make it about him
just fuck off you lost
>>127571942
and he still tries to get attention
>>127571809
You are a naked gull fledgling
>>127571942
I GOT A 1/64 CHANCE ME ME ME PAY ATTENTION DID YOU SEE CHECK OUT MY CAT SHIRT
XDXD I LOVE CATS LOOK AT THIS CAT PYRAMID HEY GUYS
i FUCKING TOLD YOU KEKS JRP WOULD WIN
HOLY SHIT THAT LAST DONATION MESSAGE
>>127570450
>>127570626
She's also drawing a parallel to gender. At first she's talking about speedruns, but then starts talking about transitioning, and "categories are arbitrary" takes on a new meaning (gender being arbitrary).
>forget about the quick part
triggered
>>127572124
good to see ESA's rampant homoeroticism is being challenged this year
We did it reddit
>>127572195
I'm gonna be real with you for a second anon I didn't watch more than 15 seconds
Congratulations Kirby, you tied for first place!
>>127572124
SJ live & lubed
Looks like JRP and Kirby tied :^)
>Miles againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNtySt6Fg30
>>127567993
Nerd-Gay 4 lyfe.
>>127572327
Personally I was laughing so hard I didnt even hear what he said
>>127572183
What was it?
>>127572195
>she
>>127572327
>>127572469
what are you talking about?i just woke up
>>127572420
>>127572362
waddup g
>>127572593
iQue = HRT
I must live life knowing that soulless people like the ones in gdq exists.
Why even try at this point?
what did he mean by this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHA1qxsLH-0
>>127572718
>implying it was a tie
>shit talking other people
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>127572718
fuck off kirbymastah
They made orchestral versions of Goldeneye?
>>127572718
>delete
holy shit just edit the element.
>>127572718
>tie
>>127572718
>Delete
almost baited
>>127572718
>delete
>>127572773
He achieved enlightenment and realized that nothing matters, life is arbitrary, and no matter what occurs it's fine.
>>127572718
>delete
>>127572785
metroid games use IGT retard, it was a tie.
>>127572718
woops someone forgot the delete icon
Why the fuck does Kirbymastah always wear sunglasses?
this run gonna be golden
Any major autistic moments or chokes happen at AGDQ yet?
http://www.speedrun.com/fusion
>IGT
>>127572285
not even close
>200 minute setup time bewteen 2 metrid games thanks to the pros
>hm what songs to play...
>GOLDENEYE!!
>>127573029
did you not see Kirbymastah just now?
>>127573061
Who are those m a d m e n ?
>>127573035
>5-way second place tie
why even have a leaderboard at that point
>>127568059
>they threw up when they actually touched another mans dick
Literally more of a faggot than men who get fucked by men. What kind of limp wristed fuccboi do you have to be? Just punch the faggot like a man and drink the gay away like the rest of us.
>>127572881
>in game time
Fuck off, they called TIME for a reason
C'mon man.
the guy that just tried to show his cellphone
lmfao how beta can you be rofl
>>127573029
Some neofaggots got mad at our boi snowfats for memeing up his 4am run.
