Fuck off Glennissa Edition
Get your "my dad's dog died of rectal cancer" fix:
gamesdonequick.com
NASA:
- ESA equivalent taking place in Chicago.
- http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
- https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon
>Resources
- speedrunslive.com
- speedrun.com
reminder that if you want attention just make a normal inoffensive post and then delete it
just got home, who won the mario 64 race?
>>127402869
don't forget about the animals
Who cosmoposting here?
http://webm.land/media/Aezp.webm
de_adnaming
>>127402950
punchy
Miss me yet
who the hell thought this broken garbage would be a good donation incentive?
>coop SM64 will be an unironic category in about a week
Why live
We just give it our all you know. 100% until the game ends.
You get some unlucky breaks here and there, no lakitu skip and whatnot, but you just persevere and go get your star.
It was touch and go at the end but I think we pulled it out. We got a great group of guys here and the rest of Super Mario 64 block will go well.
>>127402981
whats the big deal with the dude?
isnt he not even at this one?
>>127402995
was it close?
why is there so much space between the running dudes and the audience
>>127402950
It was almost a tie
>>127403036
>dude
>not friendzoned edition
>>127403098
cheese lost by 2 minutes
the shitty romhack is broken!!!
>>127403103
the smell
Reminder that Trihex started the speedrunning romhacks meme
>>127403027
Alright man thanks for that, up next is co-op super maryoh 64 16 stars, stay tuned for that, but first, a word from our sponsors
>>127403103
so we dont have to hear blueglass' autism
>3 hour FE run is next
>>127403161
that's what's funny about it LOLOLOL
>>127403103
Because this is a convention for speedrunning fanboys/girls/otherkin and having the audience actually be seen scares GDQ's staff
IS there any NEW runs that people are actually looking forward to?
at this stage i feel like I've seen everything "interesting"
i miss notre garçon
>>127403225
haqhahahaha xDD
![DQXvQmp[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/ugqb7AV.png "DQXvQmp[1].png")
Someone in the community needs to create a rival marathon event.
Because GDQ has gotten objectively worse every year now.
>>127403176
>only $99
wew
>>127402990
HOLY
FUCKING
SHIT
>>127402869
It's like an autistic Father John Misty
>>127403290
Why did he do it bros
He had so much to live for
>Fire Emblem next
Guess I can turn this train wreak off for some hours.
>crowd going crazy
>chat going crazy
Why even speedrun games at this event? Just showcase shitty romhacks
where can i cop one of those twitch hoodies?
I miss being comfy
where is tompa
>smb race ends
>lets put on more smb
>smb64 ends
>lets put on more smb
>>127403290
Is that two dudes?
>>127403293
Twitch literally banned gayweedpaloozathon, GDQ has a monopoly on speedrun marathons.
>""""""""""""speed"""""""""""running weeb rpgs
Daily reminder to not speak about C O S M O or his mental illness or else the janitor will cry and delete your post!
If you hate fun, you hated the coop run.
>Fire emblem up next
>>127403363
the crowd is the chat
hahahaha that game is so broken!! lol look at those glitches roflmaooo
>>127403423
They also deleted JonTron's drunken stream because he played Sure Mario World through an emulator, while AGDQ played Kirby Squeak Squad through an emulator.
Shoutouts to memes
every time
>MEME GAME
OUR BOY?????????
>>127403461
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIR82pAdL1E
>>127403368
>cop
>Hafu winning the File Name for Oracle of Ages file name
Huffer?
>>127403529
>wowwwww
lmao
>no one cheering for Fire Emblem
lmao
>>127403529
did someone make a webm of the guy shaking her hand
>>127403529
ahahahahah
b
t
f
o
>>127403557
satan is real and he has claimed another
>>127403529
>he smiled at me, must be trying for sex
fuck women
>>127403513
squeak squad was done on a 3ds with a capture card you retard
That was a fun run.
How time for absolute garbage
At least glitchy romhacks aren't Fire Emblem.
Time to sleep I guess
>>127403510
>being this autistic
Hello Reddit
>>127403652
grow up
>>127403631
ayyy ayyy captain
>>127403671
I literally saw the emulator program, you fucking retard. It was no$gba
>>127403708
marxistxcuck
there's like 6 people in this huge auditorium
i miss the couch in the small room days
>>127403529
Took me a while to notice the face 2bh
are there any women doing speedruns? are they cute?
>>127403658
hello?
>Check schedule
>Ctrl F Zelda
>5 results
>Ctrl F Mario
>19 results
Sure is variety in muh marathons
>>127394659
underrated filename
>>127403708
you can't tell me that wasn't going through her head, it was written all over her face. fuck off back to tumblr
>>127403824
idolm@ster
Is this the same FE run that got mercy killed last year?
why are you all watching a lets play marathon?
is imaqtpie setting up?
>>127403529
I wonder what set her off....
>>127403824
>03824What games do you wish were b
>>127403842
get a girlfriend
>>127403731
top filename
What ever happened to the man with the golden voice? I haven't heard about him in a while.
>>127403794
women can't be speedrunners
>>127403794
yea
no
>>127403882
na that FE game was like 8 hours long
>>127403529
>>127403731
I wonder if anything is happening now since they all left.
Are people seriously going to bid on that crappy Mario monkey drawing?
>>127403882
Not sure, but I'm not surprised a FE run went to shit and was mercy killed.
It's a bad speedgame not just because it's a turn-based RPG with RNG battles, but because the character growth itself is tied to RNG, you can get shitty growths on characters you are relying on and it fucks up the entire thing.
>>127403529
that guy on the right is having a quick wank
>>127403824
FAST GAMES WITH TECHNICAL GLITCH ABUSE
>all this mega man music
I really hope I don't fuck up and sleep through the Mega Man block.
>there are people that stay up for 7 days straight to watch this
How do?
>>127403529
>"Who would have thought a room full of nerds would be fawning over me. I better get outta here."
Dumb ass bitch.
>shitty games right at night time so we can sleep
based
![YDNVtAc[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/sslxlB8.png "YDNVtAc[1].png")
>>127403731
LMAO THEIR EXPRESSIONS
>>127403824
i want some nice comfy long zelda games
>>127403842
>this guy has never interacted with a woman
kek
>>127404032
micronaps begin to happen to you after 3 days, accompanied by audial and visual hallucinations
>more Nintendo shit
>>>/pol/60000000
FEEL THE BERN
Why is the room so empty? It's only midnight.
>>127403731
>Guy: "Fuck it, I'll go in for the kill."
>>127404101
he's right, though. she's not there anymore because she's getting fucked by a cute guy that smiled at her instead.
>>127403739
>
>>127404101
So what reason did she have to say "Wowwwww" at such an innocuous action?
REMINDER AFTER LAST YEAR
ALL YOU FUCKERS HERE MAKE SURE TO TAKE A SHOWER,
YES I MEAN ALL OF YOU
Why isn't 1.6 or CSGO surf maps a thing in speedrunning? Or climbz
>>127404193
She said ow because she was sitting still in the same position for too long.
>>127404137
What do you expect? Nintendo dominated the market up to N64 and all the handhelds, which is what most people play.
>>127403731
>>127404246
>CS
Why run that outdated shit when Splatoon literally redefined the shooter genre?
>>127404061
lol he's like "this is going to work!"
>>127404248
With that look on her face, immediately after that?
Sure.
>>127404184
Holy shit. Did he really go nearly 20 minutes over estimate? Or was that the previous run?
>>127404032
skipping the shitruns aka 96% of the marathon
>>127404246
Doesn't draw in the casuals. Remember that a huge portion of the donations for this come from casual players. In the end? It's all about getting the views and the donations.
>>127404119
microsleeps can happen much sooner I thoughtbecause I get them
>>127404101
what are you trying to prove here? I said that BECAUSE women are fucking rude lol
>>127404302
SURF MAPS
HEY GUYS MY MOM LITERALLY DIED YESTERDAY AND I'M HERE WATCHING NERDS PLAY ROM HACKS AND DONATING TO KICK CANCER'S BUTT KILL LE ANIMALS
Tfw dust man is best track
>>127403529
I didn't notice the guy in the back giving her a leer.
>>127404332
Previous run went over by a fair amount or the timer wasn't stopped. I don't remember.
>>127404309
If we're being realistic he was probably just trying to get them to interact more since those chicks were just autistically talking among themselves and are likely outsiders.
>>127404321
She looks like a complete asshole, her friend is hotter, I think that about covers it.
>>127404137
hey aaron
I legitimately can't tell what gender or race this runner is.
wow
i knew gwimpage was a large man, but
like
not that large
>>127404372
i think that means you don't sleep enough in general
>>127404146
wonder how much bernie paid his pr team to scriptget that
i wish we had an on the ground meme reporter to get to the bottom of this...
>>127404343
How? Watching pro surfers would be much more exciting for everyone than watching a 3 hour run of some shitty weeb game.
who's room we at tonight?
>2 hours of kirbymattress
Good night serg
Hopefully this boring ass run will scare off most of the /v/ermin
>>127404549
hurtin, he's jonesing to get pegged
>>127404498
Mongrel
Like 30% of the US population is a confusing concoction of multiple races
>>127404498
he looks injun
Caveman AND Kirbymastah.
>>127404568
>le /v/ boogeyman
I'm going to be honest with you - If you think everything wrong with this thread is entirely /v/ posters, then no, the '/v/ermin ruining the thread!' will continue to post FOREVER, because the quality is going to stay the same.
>>127402990
what's he saying in this clip? i can't make it out
Is this better than last years?
Still no fun allowed?
>>127404694
>caveman
>>127404702
how new
>>127404546
Not for everyone. Keep in mind, we want casuals who are willing to throw money at their computer screens. Do you imagine the CS:GO people are gonna give more money than the obsessive weeaboos? Honestly, the people with the greatest disposable income are the crazy obsessive weeaboos without families or girlfriends.
>>127404624
>>127404659
Oh, so it's just an ugly man, instead of a tragically ugly woman. I guess that's good.
>>127404498
Native American, I can tell because he sounds like how a fat, NEET native american would sound like.he's also my cousin.
how long is boring rpg with monotoned commentator time supposed to last?
>>127404373
>I said that BECAUSE women are fucking rude to ugly fucks lol
Fixed.
>>127404507
well fuck I guess that makes sense
>>127404694
>kirbymastah
Fire Emblem is one of the least interesting games to speedrun
wake me up when they're doing Axiom Verge
>>127404841
TWO AND A HALF ENTIRE HOURS
this is some ResidentSleeper ass shit
>>127404883
can't wake up
>>127404841
Two fucking hours of this shit? God damn.
kirbymastah is a sorry but he's comfy as fuck senpai
>>127404848
underrated filename
God damn it. I'd rather watch anything else than this.
>It's only been 6 minutes of this shit
>Runner sounds like some elitist fuckhead
Yeah, I should go to bed now.
>>127404809
Surfing wouldn't aim to attract any CS player base, surfing is not CS. People who watch AGDQ have at most played like 3 games out of the entire list, i wouldn't matter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwLxFhHxKss
The fact that you play on the same map makes up for good races too.
>>127405062
yeah we should just go back to /v/
>all these plebs hating fire emblem
>>127404549
tfw won't get to fug jy
>>127405135
i dont hate fire emblems, but this guy...
>>127405135
explain what makes this run interesting
>>127404961
Good god. Playing casually how much time would this take?
>>127405135
I love it, but fuck speedrunning it and FUCK watching a speedrun of it.
>>127405135
I love Fire Emblem, but I don't want to watch a glacially paced 'speedrun' of it.
>>127405182
getting to see this guy take several timeouts for a snack break
Now you know, you can't speedrun JRPGs.
the donation counter hasn't moved in 30 minutes lol
>>127405135
Fire Emblem is great but don't pretend the runs aren't boring.
>>127405080
Again: Do you really think that people who are interested in that are going to donate? Really. Honestly. Think not about *you*. I understand that *you* would, but think about the "average" person who watches this kinda thing. Do they seem more like CS:GO people? Do they seem more like "surf map" people? Do they seem anything like a normal, functioning person in regular society?
To me, they seem like they'd donate to make a certain pairing pop up in a game that promotes shipping like Fire Emblem and sperg out over using a "dead name".
ResidentSleeper
>>127405135
FE already has a similar challenge run to speedruns called Low Turn Count, speedrunning FE is just superfluous.
>>127405135
Stream has literally dropped 15k viewers in the last 10 minutes
>Still thinking this is a good speed game
i can't be-LIEVE they aren't speedrunning Undertale on this stream
GameFAQs voted it the best game of all time, you know
>>127405306
viewbots can't donate
>no Super Ghouls'n'Ghosts
oh lord lmao
>deadnamers
>>127405450
You mean Tumblr invaded GameFAQs to vote it the best game of all time.
>>127405207
>16 hours iirc
>>127405532
how many more times are you gonna try to force this?
>>127405360
>Do they seem anything like a normal, functioning person in regular society?
What does it matter if they're normal function people? I'm a non functioning freak and make 6 figs in a sales job.
How do you klobber bust in DKC2? After I jump on the Klobber with the chest I always grab the Klobber and only the chest breaks.
Boy I sure am glad we can sit here and watch this thrilling run of fuck all happening, I wonder if it will all go to shit again.
>>127405279
I'm actually here with him. I'm sitting in the hotel room getting comfy as fuck watching some of his run before passing out. Before he left, I told him to put a few snacks in his pockets for after his run (since he didn't eat supper tonight because he was tired from traveling). I think he put a few chocolate bars in his pockets, so I wouldn't be surprised if he takes them out on stream and starts munching out.
Yet another case of a game that's good to play but not fun to watch.
i didn't want to sleep yet but i can't watch this
How do I join the /srg/ irc??
>>127405697
*unzips*
>>127405697
suck cock
>>127405619
Yeah, you're exactly the target audience.
Most normal people? They don't even know what twitch is, much less AGDQ.
Normal people also don't know surf maps, but that's kinda besides the point.
The whole idea is that you? The guy who makes a ton of money and is a total sperg lord? You're the sort of person who would pay hundreds of dollars to say "MY TWO YEAR OLD DIED OF CANCER AND KILL THE ANIMALS"
>>127405697
you have to be a janitor first
>>127405697
im not kidding
>>127405360
I wouldn't donate shit ever for any game. Yes i get that there's always some sperg thats throwing money for every obscure weeb game, theres still enough shit games being ran for surfing to be absolutely legit.
I geniunely think many people would like a surf race, even if they havn't seen it before, just because its so fast and unpredictable for an outsider.
this game is a fucking snoozefest
If the community wants to name the file Iwata in remembrance for the fallen so badly why not start a pool for Cosmo?
>>127405837
>nerdshaming on 4chan
baka
This FE run could use some HOIP
>i love how slowly you guys
exactly wtf is this shit
>>127405485
But that's not a Nintendo™ published series
Remember Iwata
>>127405984
cosmo aint dead
>>127405871
It's not about how many people will enjoy it. It's about how many people will DONATE for it. You're missing the god damn point.
Hell, you're even PROVING my point by saying "I want a surf map" and then saying "I would never donate". That is literally the EXACT reason that they would never do it. Because people wouldn't DONATE for it.
But weeaboo butt fucks who want to see their OTP win the bid war? Yeah. They'll donate all fucking day.
>>127405837
No, I don't spend money on gay nerd shit I was just saying.
>>127405993
>deadnerding on 4chan
cucka
>>127406059
cosmo doesn't even exist anymore
he's more than dead
>>127406096
Then you're in the vast, VAST minority in the world of speedruns. Look at those fags. They're bluepill beta fucbois to the max man. They won't donate for anything UNLESS it's gay nerd shit.
I love fire emblem but I'm pretty sure I'm getting cancer watching this run and listening to their voices
>>127406162
>>127406059
Who's redshirt?
>>127406368
communists
Back then we thought it couldn't get any worse.
>>127406072
You're thesis about people ONLY donating for their special shit game is wrong though. And it doesn't fucking matter that i wouldn't donate, it doesn't prove your fucking point in any way.
I'm just saying, surf has speed, it has competition value.
I think, if people enjoy it, they'll donate. I highly doubt the GDQ organizers are carefully choosing games by your logic, however jew'd they are.
>>127405697
get an irc client
join the speedrunslive server
join #srg
>>127406418
>tfw our biggest worries were what gf cosmo had
>tfw now we have to worry about cosmo BEING the gf
HELP ME AGDQ STAFF, SOMEONE F-SLURRED MY A-SLUR THEN M-SLUR MY P-SLUR, THEN NAMEDEADED ME WHILE CALlING ME T-SLUR
>>127406418
Can we get a continuation shot of current narcissa + adrian added to this pic
>EST 2:25:00
Jesus...
Did I miss any good runs so far?
>>127406641
Wow, we really need to contact the authorites because this is TRIGGER WARNING: RAPE rape!
>>127406418
Is that real?
wow.
>another donation mentioning research
>>127406498
Actually, my argument that people only donate for their special shit game is literally exactly how it goes. Listen to the donations. Listen to how many are tailored to the game, or how many people said "I wanted to wait for X game to donate".
You highly doubt the GDQ organizers are choosing games by this logic, but that's because you're fucking retarded. There is nothing to this beyond the money they get. Right now? You're the fanboy loser that you're complaining about.
You are exactly the sort of weeaboo faggot that they're targeting right now with Fire Emblem. The only difference is that the one you're such a fanboy of has far fewer people asking for it and donating cash for it.
>>127406220
Really it's because they're twitch fucks which are a special kind of autist.
Our guy on the track
https://youtu.be/UhFqnUyRJsU
>>127406776
Mario 64 120 star race was pretty decent. Mario Kart SNES was pretty dope too.
The aura of pretentiousness radiating off this game
Sure is nice having the same 40 Nintendo and Japenese games at every GDQ
#innovation
#exciting
#new
>>127407094
its gonna be a long game
>>127406956
this guy owns
>>127405697
why would you want to hang around a bunch of faggots tbqh ?
>>127406776
You should watch Splatoon
>>127407094
>>127407126
GUY I meant
The guy in black
>>127403290
When did John Numbers transition?
>>127406893
You're deluded man. There's many more donations just saying shit like "Muh cancer dog, kick cancers ass, kill animals" than donations commenting the current game. You're doing some confimation biased at it's peek, unfuck yourself.
>>127406827
Reminder that Geoff tried to get DYKG shutdown for using small clips from his runs.
>>127407314
>Stealing copyrighted content
>srg will defend this
>>127407370
>totally not Geoff
>>127407505
>I will use a man's work and not pay him
>This is good
>>127407286
Except that those donations would definitely be coming no matter what game they played.
If your option is "X Money" or "X Money + Y extra money" which are you gonna take as a jew?
>>127407370
Word. If some schmuck was trying to make a quick buck off my speedruns, I'd get his ass thrown in jail before he could cry about being a professional YouTube streamer.
>tfw you realize literally anyone could speedrun a jrpg because it's all about memorizing shit
>>127406956
I fucking loved AGDQ 2013.
Never again will it be that fun.
Yo how do I make twitch work in firefox
and don't fucking say "use livestreamer" because it's a wider issue with streaming video through flash applets that needs fixing anyway (i need my streaming hardcore animal porn, man)
>this boring shit
and I'm off
g'night memelords
>>127407370
>copyrighted content
>not the developers of the video game
>>127407674
The developers didn't make the video, edit the files and render it
