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real nigga hours
Get your "my dad's dog died of rectal cancer" fix:
gamesdonequick.com
NASA:
- ESA equivalent taking place in Chicago.
- http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
- https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon
>Resources
- speedrunslive.com
- speedrun.com
First for Disgaea is for pedophiles
calebhart, iateyourpie, and blueglass are all terrible
I want to eye fuck a prinny dood
>no setup time
WHAT IS THIS
also I want to fuck Etna
>EN AYY ESS
It's niss you fuck
Is Cosmo running anything this year?
This game is amazing but the runner is maximum autistic
>>127422778
hes not here
>>127422778
Can you stop deadnaming Narcissa please.
What's the last anime /srg/ watched?
>tfw still haven't gotten used to 2016 yet
With Cosmo is it still nuthugging or cunnyhugging?
>>127422878
why are onesies god tier clothing ?
>>127422878
Inside Out
what game is comso running at the event this time?
>>127422797
The game itself is pretty fucking hard if you play it blind. Ghouls 'n ghosts is a cakewalk.
>>127422878
Gurenn Lagann 6 years ago
>>127422960
he doesnt speed run any more hes a vlogger and lets play er now
>>127422878
Lain
>>127422960
He is speedrunning the game of life
>>127422878
Boku no Picofor a second time.I'm not even joking.Before that was Working!!!'s finale though.
>>127423015
thats the nice way of saying he/she lost at life itself.
This game looks fun as fuck
>>127422960
He's currently speedrunning life
I wonder if he's using special chinese hormones that work faster
>>127423078
It's looks difficult as fuck too to speedrun. Not being able to get hit once is always rough
oh god the announcer, please god no. she sounds like a beaten wife.
>>127423154
I know, my dick is so hard
>>127423125
I wonder if hes selling his hole to a sugar daddy to bankroll his expensive drugs
>>127423078
>has cute anime girls
>This game looks fun as fuck
/srg/
chokeboys
reminder that all these runners PAID to be here
Where are all the girls at AGDQ? Is Narci actually the closest thing the hobby has to offer?
>Donate to protect my sister from cancer
These people really has no clue... And no one'll ever show them the light. This is disgusting baka desu senpai
is the announcer the "can you stop" girl?
DOOD
GUYS
LET'S KICK CANCERS BUTT
AND SAVE THE ANIMALS
>>127423518
>>127423631
GREETINGS FROM GERMANY
>shitty z
>>127423518
girls dont participate in hobbies until they become sufficiently mainstream and you can harvest social capital by doing them
I CAN'T HANDLE THESE SHITTY DONATIONS
Is the announcer crying over those I LOST MY GRANDPA TO CANCER messages? lol
Holy fuick this autism jesus this is cringeworthy
>Average speedrunner
>>127423675
i would bone all of these fine women
>kick cancers butt
>>127423773
Do I need to play the other Disgaea games to understand this game? I tried the first one and couldn't get into it but I love platformers so this looks pretty fun.
>>127423848
theres a lot of in jokes you wont get and you have to deal with the autistic anime shit but if youre into that I guess
>>127423845
please don't bully skybilz
my mother dieded of The Cancer and save the animals lmao
>>127423848
You'll mostly miss a ton of injokes, they should still be pretty fun though. The sequel Prinny 2 is really good too
>>127423848
just watch ulillillias videos for a primer
L O L
>>127423518
>not wanting to fug this goddess of a speed runner.
I think she's currently reading donations too. She's also DTF from what I could tell from SGDQ.
>>127424023
>Jan 1
>>127424048
thats a 10
>>127423518
The 2 in this pic are about the best the speedrun community has to offer
>>127423763
i'd kill myself if that were me
>>127424073
it's
still
empty
ETNA Kreygasm
>>127424116
It happens to nearly all of us sometimes
Not that bad, t b h, just go try another chick next time
re-requesting gifs/webms of mayushi or other gdq semen demons
still can't find the webm of mayushi climbing onto someone's lap on the couch
Etna's english voice sounds like a 30 year old chubby American slag from Wisconsin
>>127424105
you can tell by the hair that theyre sjws though would not date
>>127424182
It's 6 in the morning
>>127424225
Welcome to every single dub ever
>>127424210
Just bother her on ask.fm or twitter for selfies. She totally loves that
>>127424239
Not even, it's 4:55 on the east coast
>>127424234
does this look like an sjw to you?
>>127424239
it's been empty all day
someone needs to find the orgy room
>>127424201
yea but getting dap at the door seems worse
>>127424308
yes
>>127424331
The guy is probably too inexperienced to understand her social cues
If it was me, I would have realized long ago that she wasn't interested in me, I probably wouldn't even have walked her home
>>127424275
rather a 30 year old slag than a 5 year old boy shrieking for his mom
>room empty
There were more people present at these times in past GDQs with half the attendance numbers.
What's your excuse?
That's right. Only normie shits and random grills go to AGDQ now, they don't care about being up all night to watch speedruns. This is a farce.
>>127424308
If she calls me daddy in bed she probably is
>>127424308
I would, without hesitation, eat her ass and lick her whole body.
My fucking dick.
Just saying, sorry. I really wish kaddykins was my gf.
Anything worth of noting that happend? Bonus point for cringe
>>127424015
I wonder if ulillillia knows about the speedrunning community. He would probably enjoy it, hell I bet he already has beaten Bubsy quicker than the WR.
>>127424436
Just like everything ever it got big, then turned to shit. Wouldn't be surprised if they change it next year to be a two week event and cut the night blocks out entirely to double down on the shit, but popular speedgames that everyone has seen already.
>>127424308
She should get some more sleep
Imagine being a speedrunner at GDQ and having to be all like "damn, announcer, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both stream me and the real me". when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his hotel room. Like seriously imagine having to be a speed runner and not only sit in that chair while the announcer flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, run after run, hour after hour, while she perfected that donation reading. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's GOOD FOR A GIRL and DAMN, A FEMALE SPEED RUNNER LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies of California. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her forehead as she struggles to keep up with the current run, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "professional and intuitive (for that is what she calls herself)" announcing, the voice she worked so hard for with dialect coaches in the previous months. And then the host calls for another run, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the AGDQ security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're a fucking Speed Gamer. You're not going to lose your future streaming career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
Awesome games done quick
They were so quick they were done 3 years ago, everyone go home
Now seriously who watches these anymore? There is no substance to these games done quick streams. Someone should do something alternative without jewing up the place and putting boring shits in there.
>strider 2
>>127424605
Every time
How does /tv/ keep producing the best OC on all of 4chan?
>>127424528
>I would, without hesitation
Even if she had a vagina?
>>127422915
they're alright if you're not fat
>>127424613
a few attempts have been made, and quickly got btfo by twitch. gdq has monopoly on this shit.
>>127423183
they're not expensive
estrogen and anti-androgynens are about $15 each for a months supply
sex reassignment surgery however is quite expensive
not all trannies do it, party because it's costly, partly because they're attached to their wangs
>asks for quiet
>nobody in the audience
>>127424682
That's gross dude
So why can games during this time can have minimal setup time while games during the more populated hours take for fucking ever to setup?
>amazing cause
,'^)
>>127424726
It's counterproductive. You keep banning people from your events, but you only allow these events. By 2018 we will have maybe some guy doing a super metroid speedrun and that's it. That's all there is. And he sucks dick at it. And he has cancer as well.
can anybody tell me what specific trait I'm hearing in the donation readers voice that tells me shes a fat whore
like what sound specifically makes it clear
>>127424850
because they want to milk primetime for all the shekels its worth
This guy sounds like he has the mouth of someone who is stoned.
Why do all gamers have such shit-tier body language?
Is it THAT HARD to learn how to move and sit like man?
>>127424919
>this is what ESA unironically believes
>>127424919
who is you? i just answered your question.
MAKE THE LIP SMACKING STOP JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MY EARS MAKE IT STOP
>>127424972
>asking questions you aleready know the answer for
>>127425003
Oh no, not -you- specifically. I mean these people.
>>127424920
because her voice is muffled by the fat in her throat and cheeks.
>Twitch chat spamming Anele every time terrorism, bombs or suicide is mentioned
>>127425021
jesus christ your right, i had to fucking mute my stream because I'm tired of hearing it now too.
>>127425098
Is this a real thing?
>donation comment is a bad joke
>no one laughs
every time
>2 hours and 30 minutes of shitty games left
Wake me up
hear me out anons
what if we started up a alternative to GDQ where everyone is naked
>hockey guards
i like this game
>>127425245
Why are they sleeping under the same blanket? Thats fucking gay
>>127425324
>windows movie maker transitions between scenes
I don't like this game
>>127425328
Because it's cold and it gets warmer that way!
>>127425328
Sharing is caring faggot.
>>127425230
no I made it up, but there are studies that say obese people sound different than non obese people, but they dont go into details as of why.
>>127425328
i used to sleep in the same bed, under the same blanket with my friend when we were younger and he stayed the night
slept on opposite sides though, so it wasnt gay
>>127423845
Is that that really intense chick that was on The Lost Levels' couch last year?
>>127425328
It's okay to be gay when you're a girl
It's not like they'd suck your dick anyway
>>127425445
I though gay meant being attracted to your sex
??
>>127425574
Not always. Like we tasted dicks in elementary school but it wasnt gay
>tfw Omega Flowey is 2 bosses in Strider
this seems like a bad speedgame, deaths and fuck ups arent punishing at all, you just pop right back in with your infinite lifes and it even restores your super mode. just zerging down bossesk super boring
ResidentSleeper
>>127425696
thanks for the expo redditbro
>>127425620
Found Mr Robot
>>127425820
He has the most retarded body structure I've seen.
>>127425821
i want to lick nowas armpits
wow a literal kid reading donations
Is she fucking crying?
where's YSG?
This fucking voice
WE HAVE PAJAMA PANTS ON STREAM
>>127425820
based big jon
im lying in bed and getting horny
what
what genre should i masturbate to /srg/ ???
>>127425939
>>127425935
>>127425914
fucking bullies, leave her alone, she's just trying to enjoy herself
>>127425914
More like someone who is a f of arrows, jazz waltzes, colons before links, and parentheses in math problems. And who deals with social anxiety, depression and sensory integration issues.
maybe if they didnt make being an audience member so fucking terrible the room wouldnt be so empty
>you cannot cheer or make sounds
>you cannot do any action that draws attention to yourself
>you cannot use devices or play your own games
>you cannot eat or drink any items
>you must not talk with anybody else
>>127425958
I fucking wish I could get horny
I haven't been hard in 2 weeks, shit sucks
>>127425935
She teared up earlier when she red some generic "I lost my pa to cancer" message. Should probably make sure your donation readers aren't emotionally unstable, Mike.
>>127425969
She sounds like she's running out of breath reading them out loud
>>127426000
Only one of those things you said is true.who are you replying to?
>>127425958
NTR
Is this a girl or a prebucent boy reading the donations? I seriously can't tell the difference.
>5PM opening day: "bleachers" are packed end-to-end with a soulless crowd which has been politely asked to have zero interaction with the
>5AM opening day, absolutely no one in the audience, everyone following a strict personal bet-time and no one interested in seeing any run that isn't SM64 levels of popularity
What has AGDQ become and why would anyone want to go there?
I hope these people are at least going to bars with each other or something in their off time.
>>127425958
e621.net
![4oWsM[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/af5nHgg.jpg "4oWsM[1].jpg")
Did he go to the big ocean in the sky?
>>127425958
TheKittyKatBar on Chaturbate.
She's super cute
Is kevinddr there? He loves pinball and there is no TGM this time.
>>127426087
It's a pretty generic ugly nerd girl voice. All the girls who post on something awful sound like this.
>>127426095
That's what people usually do. At least that's how it was in Minneapolis. A lot of people went to Mall of America, drank at the hotel bar and hung out in this room before entering the stream room.
>>127426150
no wonder something awful is such a shithole then.
>>127425958
the most autistic deviantart sanic shit you can find
Why did he start a gameboy for a Genesis coop game?
>>127426145
holy shit she is cute, why cnat speedwaifus be that cute
>>127426149
No, and neither is his cute friend
>>127425958
masturbation station 2
>>127426095
It's vidya hookups, a more pathetic version of anime cons
>>127426016
She probably got suckered into doing it. Who wants to stay up all night reading donations for free and not getting paid for it?
>>127426172
yeah most runners spend time hanging out with people and doing random shit and not watching the run
>>127426347
several "staff" are being paid very handsomely
shes a girl so she almost certainly is
>>127426347
She gets paid in rapedollars
>>127426134
no he's there, laughing like he has never laughed before
>>127426347
>not getting paid for it
lel
$167,000
>stayed up too late to sleep before DMC
>so tired
FUCK
god damn it all son of a whore
it's gonna be DMC4 too, I want to see this fag's strat with virgin to get all the proud souls he needs in stage 1 and 2.
>>127426503
>volunteers getting paid.
>speedrunning game
don't even know the story
>>127426605
wr holder for Two worlds never finished the game legit
>>127426594
yes. They get paid. They have since like 2014.
This game looks like a c64 demo at times, I like it.
>>127426594
There is a thing about it on the SDA forums if you don't believe it. They get a huge discount on their badge and get some change after the marathon is over if they behaved and didn't get themselves kicked.
Good game, bad speedgame
>>127426721
Treasure games are always based
This guy is pretty cool, followed
>>127426665
>>127426745
Oh. Well then.
>tfw you do a run for a soulless marathon and no one shows up to watch
>>127426490
He reminds me of Bobcat Goldthwait desu
Speedrunner enjoying himself despite only his dad showing up. THIS IS WHAT COMFY MEANS
anime=fur>>>>3D>>>>>>speedrunning
>REAL NIGGA HOURS
>shit posting slows down
>people in /srg/ seem to actually be enjoying this for what it is
Why does someone so based use the name SonikkuStar
His name makes him sound like an autistic fuck but he seems super cool
>>127426905
>literal whoboi with a literal who autoscroller thinks he matters
>>127427031
SonichuStar
>>127427015
Is that acually his dad?
Someone stream.
worst fucking hype man of all time
>>127427031
He sounds autistic desu
>>127427168
he sounds comfy af
stay mad
whY AREN'T YOU TALKING?
>>127427202
If you was a woman would you fuck him?
Thought so
>>127427018
these games are a load of shit
i dont think anyone except the person speed running has actually played the game. thats the only reason he has a world record time
>>127427273
he doesnt look bad and is funny, sure
>>127427273
tbqh I'd fuck about any woman who'd say yes
Was Stiv temp banned for what he did during GDQ? Or just decide not to go back? I was surprised to see him on the schedule. Is Werster banned still? I am confused anon
>>127427390
werster has a ton of rl shit distracting him
stiv wasn't banned, he just tried to quit speedrunning
>>127427390
why would they ban stiv when gdq is a pro cuckold organization
>>127427390
fuck off flowasaurus we dont need to spoon feed you here as well faggot
>>127427390
stiv wasn't banned, he didn't do anything wrong.
>werster
yes.
stiv did his thing in SGDQ 2014, that was almost 2 years ago.
werster jacked keys at AGDQ 2015. they probably banned him from the last SGDQ and this AGDQ. I doubt werster would come back anyway, he hates literally everything GDQ has turned in to, like most other non-famous speedrunners.
Imagine being married to this voice
>>127427512
>werster jacked keys at AGDQ 2015
He what? If he needed a ride why didn't he just ask, I'm sure he has a dozen nuthuggers following him around at all times at these events
have there been any better mememoments?
>>127427648
how could there be when theres no audience
>>127427647
room keys. He stole room keys. Took them home with him too which is something you're not supposed to do, probably got AGDQ fined. They can deal with one or two lost keys but function on the idea that people will turn them in, especially in higher end hotels. Werster took like 800 keys home with him.
>>127427647
He stole 80 hotel room keys and posted them on twitter
https://twitter.com/wersterlobe/status/555814619306934275
>>127427648
>>127427709
>>127427704
That's amazing, fucking werster
>>127427709
our guy
SEMON
>>127427725
Golem get ye gone!
>>127427709
It's completely absurd, but I would call him a legend for that. A fucking legend goddamn.
>>127427709
He sure pranked AGDQ hard! haha
>>127427647
It's a cuck male thing
>Left 4 Dead
>LEFT 4 DEAD
>gurl gamer
>est: 1:25:00
>>127427779
just your typical aussie shit
>>127427725
>I'll show these whores how progressive and cool I am, they'll crave my dick surely
>>127427725
I'm an adult and I still don't know if its appropriate to shake hands with a girl when introducing yourself
If not what are you supposed to do
Help
>>127427725
was gonna post that one to go with it but post cooldown too long :\
>>127427725
>>127427725
Is this what being triggered feels like?
>>127427709
>@wersterlobe These pictures are fantastic. Makes me happy you lied straight to my face to get my room key. :3
what did xhe mean by this?
>>127427853
adult males do not shake hands with women unless they are gay or realize they have no chance
>>127427853
girls like romantic gestures anon you should blow a kiss to them or profess that you are in love with them
>>127427917
>don't shake hands of new women colleagues
thanks for the life protip
quit playing games with my heart
>>127427923
Massage their clit a bit, so they know you are not a threat
>>127427725
fucking girls are the worst man why can't they just roll with it
The fuck is toufool doing with the rest of these thirstlers?
>>127427963
girls also dont understand that head nod up or down thing you do to other men as a way of saying hey
make sure you give a verbal hello and dont do a head nod
>>127427853
no
unless its in a formal situation
Jesus christ what is this shit, please shut it down
>these sniggering little fuckbois in the back
the first thing im thinking on seeing this girl playing
1) how old is she
2) how old was she when l4d come out
Is that Toufools twin on the couch?
>NY Resolution to wake up early and be healthy, wealthy and wise
>do it first day
>receive not-really-shit thread for once
>receive L4D2, FPS speedrun which looks to be p. cool
based
>>127428025
Seems old enough to me
>1:25:00
>laughing every second
>>127427853
>boys
high five
>girls
fist bump
It's that simple
>go to twitch sluts page
>Please don't ask me why I don't do the best strats, the answer is always "because I can't do it well enough, I'm bad at this game"
WONDER HOW SHE GOT THE SPOT AT GDQ
>Left 4 Dead 2
>2009
oh god
>>127428025
does this imply she was drinking, this looks like a good time to turn off stream
>>127428004
now this is an actual life protip.
>we could do some cool stuff and go fast but we're bad
then why are they there?
>>127428073
That looks familiar...
https://twitter.com/YashichiDSF/status/683500153110720513
>>127428086
>americans
>enjoy watching siglemic, he becomes suicidal and starts streaming on an alt account and only smash
>enjoy watching Cosmo, he becomes a woman and starts streaming smash
>enjoy watching Werster, he gets kicked out of his house and starts streaming competitive Pokemon
t. casual speedrun watcher concerned about the autistic self-destruction of yr. scene
TaylorTotFTW more like TaylorTotGTW (got the win) after he fucked adrian and cucked cosmo out of his relationship
