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Super Mario 64 speedrun on now
>Marathons
AGDQ
>>>/v/
NASA:
- ESA equivalent taking place in Chicago.
- http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
- https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon
>Resources
- speedrunslive.com
- speedrun.com
this is it, boys. the very first video game...
>fuzzyness commentating
reminder puncayshun is a sell out and not our guy
>>127389349
Took ya long enough, Simbly.
>>127389410
same
xth for accidentally posting in agdg
>simply 40 seconds behind in the first minute
>>127389410
fuzzyness is actually based and doing a good job desu
They sure are blowing their wad early this year, eh?
sm64 is garbage
sm64 runners are garbage
siglemic
>>127389581
who?
>>127389530
cri ever tim
>>127389581
Bless you.
>>127389495
>i wish i was at home showing my pokemon card collection to my subscribers
>>127389574
ebin meme
>puncay already lost the vast majority of the memelead he had from the start
>>127389581
I'm fairly sure they use more than a single mic.
the people on the couch have a worse time than biinny lmao
>>127389530
that japanese dude speed anygame at all or he just a speedslut ?
>>127389581
literally who?
>they're all gone
>>127389495
binny is garbage
>>127389661
not a meme, it's my opinion
>4 AM
>Want to watch the SM64 run
>Gotta wake up at 9AM tomorrow for work
>>127389438
>>127389438
tfw Dublin commentating
Which one of these fags broke his control last week and almost cried
>>127389752
go set your clock retard it's not even 9:30p
>>127389717
good t︂b︂︂h
normies > autists
reminder srg, like csgog, is an anti-anime general
>simply
>>127389581
yoshi diaper smelly poo poo guy?
>>127389717
I remember getting really snuggy to that run.
I miss it.
>>127389707
Lee ran Yoshi Island (hence the bromance with Trihex)
He also had PC runs in AGDQ (Fallout 1/2 iirc)
>puncay slaughting the early game
Awaiting bowser throw choking. Cheese just behind a bit, but how will he finish without a controller after blue switch?
Simply simply has this race in the bag.
>>127389752
haha wageslave retard
>all these literally whos speedrunning
what happens to the ogs :^(
>>127389752
this aint worth ur time
>>127389717
almost
chimp-o-meter at 30%
What's good /sPErg/
>>127389862
He will plug his dick in and control it with his mighty girth.
>>127389840
Sniffy poo poo yoshi meme eggs XD
SIGLEMIC DIAPER SMELLY SMELL *sniffs diaper with paw* XD
HERE COMES SIGGY THE SNIFFY LOL DIAPER DIPES.
YOSHI EGG FART SNIFF SNIFF XD
>silence
>yea this song is really good, heh
>someone in the audience coughs
>silence
>saying the D slur on stream
make sure to tweet and demand this intolerant FAGGOT gets pulled off the couch.
>>127389862
>how will he finish without a controller after blue switch?
>>127390021
nigga dont, i came here to watch speedruns not fap
>>127390021
there goes my no fap record
>save/kill the animals
I want this meme to STOP STOP STOP
>>127390021
why wouldnt he retract his claws
i dont trust this......
>>127390064
? ? ? ? ?
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>half the screen taken by ad space
well done guys
>>127389581
>all of these runners will finish a normal marathon under Siglemic's old WRs from when he was acting smug as fuck and thought no one could ever be as good as him
>>127390156
snowfats stop hanging out in the thread
>>127390218
Right in the fucking middle too
>>127389752
Ged de fug oud, normie! :D
Is Adrian at AGDQ? How many guys do you think she'll speed run through before the event ends?
>>127389717
rip comfy gdq
>>127390289
tfw u will never hang out with snow ever again
*snaps hori in half*
is mike memeyama still sick? what does he have?
>when u got ur game face on
>>127389963
>>127389887
The old fuckers became literally whos.
Welcome to sports.
>>127390360
money
i sure love watching 4 mini screens and ads
-t.nobody
all these cheese fuck ups
Why aren't the runners miced?
SWAG
>>127390535
why would they need mice to play SM64?
console games use controllers not mice
>>127390535
because we need le epic e-sports commentary for a game as big as SM64
>>127390337
i'd do adrian
ROASTED
>>127390360
mike is dead
fat ass matty took over
>>127390337
shes old news. shes probably a dyke now
>>127390662
wow he literally has a fat ass
>>127390662
dat ass though
HNNGG
>>127390535
They're actually trying to focus on the run. You'd want to try as hard as possible not to fuck up when over a hundred thousand people are watching
where's the orgy?
>people misgendering Narcissa in chat
*sighs*
>>127390662
T H I G H
E
S
T
>>127390535
they're fags
>wakes up hung over
>donated 500 bucks last night
lol
wheres the understream, this shit is GAY
>>127390814
On the couch, very subtly.
I love how they keep explaining everything, but they word it in such a way that no one will understand except people who already know what's going on
>>127390815
ugh I can't even
it's 2015... wait no, it's 2016 now, that's even worse I mean come on ugh
>for poors 500$ is a lot of money
huh
>>127389530
I'm new here and why did one donator say his donation was to help kill the animals?
>>127390815
Is he at AGDQ this year?
>>127390978
cheese from Trinidad and Tobago
>>127390978
He's underage. I'm placing you under arrest.
>>127391029
*she
>>127390662
>>127391029
doubt it, couldn't find it on the schedule
>>127391029
what the fuck is wrong with you? how is that funny?
CHOKE
>>127389872
exposed
>Punc choked
Rekt
>There is a 50% chance that you will develop cancer over the course of your life
>The donation goes towards the PREVENT CANCER foundation, not even cancer research
WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT IN DONATING. LITERALLY WORTHLESS, MONEY GOING DOWN THE FUCKING DRAIN.
>punshitter
MY
FUCKING
SIDES
>>127390921
twitch tv/directory/game/Undertale
>>127390662
Looks like he has klinefelter syndrome
is it the guy in the middle that broke his controller a few days back?
>>127391081
lel
>>127391191
even donating to cancer research is futile
>>127391239
yeah
Why is simply so bad?
>>127391239
what the fuck are you talking about?
>>127391191
thanks for the new info that isnt common sense!
>>127391159
Here you go friend, a classic.
>>127391191
upvoted
>
CHEESE NO
RIP CHEESE
chimp-o-meter at 50%
>>127391191
It's true, all these fucking donations are going to dumb pamphlets that just tell you how to not get cancer. Fucking pieces of paper that cost nothing to make.
And the rest just goes into everyone's pockets.
I am loving this 3 hour mario letsplay.
Puncayshun is fuging killing it
Sup srg, cakeboi here. Just tuned in. What hot new happenings have I missed since agdq started?
>>127391424
>pyatters only now just realising thath es been removed from the /srg/ stream list after the donation fag purge and asking why
lmfao
Our boy puncay will bring this back right?
ded thred
>Siglemic
THEY KNOW
>>127391352
>Siglemic
What the fuck is that?
poor cheese, he doesn't stand a chance
whos who on the couch, i just got home and tuned in
>>127391424
>3 hour
>est an hour and fifty five minutes
>>127391623
next time don't have a srg and a agdqg
>>127391676
No one that matters besides the person 2nd from the left (guy that's usually talking) is fuzzyness
>death
We LetsPlay now
>>127391352
>ntsc card
lol?
>>127391678
>doesnt see how they're playing
its gonna be so long
wow that agdq thread sucks lol
>>127391738
>fuzzyness
>mattering
>>127391692
Should we tell him, guys?
>>127391692
>Falling for the oldest epic meme in the book
>>127391869
He's not great at SM64 yet but he puts in tons of hours in practice and at least knows his shit. Good that there's at least 1 competent person commentating the run
>>127391738
let me try again
whos who, referring to the 3 autists in the front
>>127391834
Puncay will bring it back, just you wait and see
>yfw sm64 is 32 years old already
>watching gdq sperg race while kott is streaming
>>127391738
left is puncay, middle is cheese, right is simply
anyone else notice Puncay is looking a lot healthier and more well adjusted? I guess money and e-fame can cure autism after all
>>127392148
>yfw it has been 21 years since Siglemic has done a relevant SM64 speedrun
>>127392203
no, didnt you listen to the announcer talking in the back? he said right is puncay middle is cheese left is simply
>>127392038
biinny has a better 120 time than him and is micless
why didn't they mic biinny?
he looks so lonely over there ;_;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdsoKMCBKGQ
>People actually used to think cheese was good
>>127392203
meant to quote >>127392054
>>127392279
kek
>>127392298
Accent would short out the mic desu
>>127392279
His right, dude
He's sitting on the couch behind them, facing us
Puncay's on our left
>>127391928
>>127392014
ironic
>>127392298
since when does 120 time correlate with being able to provide good commentary?
>>127392340
you mean that guy on the stool is binny? shiiethe's kinda hot
>>127392068who are these two? Nothing came up in reverse image search.
>fat lobster media.
>>127392437
hes just explaining the tricks because that one guy is too nervous to talk and the other two probably dont know shit about the run
the commentary is mediocre
>>127392382
>>127392536
You serious mate reverse image search gives me their names straight away
can this amateur race end already
>>127392536
who the fuck even are fat lobster mediahttp://www.flyflv.com/movies/23908/gamer_chick_fucked_by_her_gf
>>127392536
reverse search worked for me
Maddy Oreilly and Shyla Jennings
>>127392659
can your amateur life end already
more like sm sixty SNORE lol
SIGLEMIIIIC
It's almost time to watch cheese ruin the run...
>inb4 implying
>>127392607
Exactly, it's the truth.
>>127392659
>>127392721
Why are you watching it if you're not enjoying it?
SIGLEEMMIIIIIIC
>>127392795
wait, what just happened
>>127392775
im not, im waiting for it to end
>HE SAID IT
B A N N E D
can these guys not give a shoutout for even 10 seconds?
based fucking fuzzy
>>127392775
because I don't want to miss when cheese breaks his controller
SIGLEMIC AND COSMO MENTION
CUT THE DAMN FEED
it finally happened
>>127392836
SIGLEMMMIIIICCCCCC
cheese trained and nailed the blue switch place
<3
>>127392768
>7 seconds off world record
>bad
I'm ashamed I'm even responding at this point
fuzzyness you pussy
THE C WORD
BAN FUZZY FROM FUTURE GDQS NOW!!
it's 2016
>musics
"Cosmo......or Narcissa right now...."
TRIGGERED
>cosmo
B A N N E D F O R L I F E
Mods confirmed for under Wright's control
glenn's here lads
why were all those posts deleted
HE
GLENN IS GOING WILD
HIDE YOUR FUCKING CHILDREN DEADNAMERS
>>127393132
deadnaming
just chill you memers
>>127391327
hes probably just nervous
>>127393189
>>127393183
for the curious
>Deadnaming is calling someone by their birth name after they have changed their name legally. The term is often associated with transgender people who have transitioned.
>>127393293
This. All of them seem a bit high strung compared to how they usually run.
>BBH
>>127393312
Thanks dictionary senpai
>>127393312
So we're literally tumblr right now?
>>127393312
Fucking disgusting.
>>127393424
literally.
>>127393467
/pol/ is always right anon
>>127393024
So what you're telling me is that he didn't get world record? Wow what a fucking pro
>>127393417
you're welcome!
>>127393424
yes
>>127393446
truth
>>127393467
nope
reminder that the uyamanati has taken over the threads so we can't post about any drama without it being censored
>>127393312
so could I make a new channel and call myself CosmoWright? I'll speedrun Twilight Princess and paint my toenails then attend all the GDQ events
>>127393560
He's extremely close to WR, which means his skill is comparable to the WR holder, as shaving 7 seconds off of a run is easier than shaving minutes, for example.
>>127393590
inb4 tumblr deletion
>>127393590
you could speedrun fun games instead
why is fire emblem still allowed at these?
what the hell happened to these threads
might as well go to tumblr boys. this thread is fucked
C-Can I say it?Cosmo Wright
>>127393651
Why wouldn't it be allowed?
>>127393681
BANNED
>>127393651
>fire emblem is next
fuck
>people like SM64
>>127393651
You need something for the stupid hours of the morning time slot where most people are sleeping.
Basically, it's there to fill time and to keep the event going at all times.
glenn im sorry you have to go through this shitpile
>>127393681
if you say it three times into your computer screena mod shows up and deletes your post
>>127393587
good riddance to be honest. shitposters trying to derail the thread with petty bigotry need to be uyamassacred.
>>127393651
because only bertin massively fucked up that one time.
i'M GLAD WERE ALLOWED FREE SPEECH ON /VG/
Where's Adrian
>>127393656
we memed too d*mn hard
why is the interesting shit always early in the morning? How many fucking SM64 runs have we seen at this point?
>>127393781
10pm isn't stupid hours of the morning time though
>>127393706
This is madness
I'm new here. Why are posts getting deleted?
>>127393853
How many GDQs have there been? Presumably that manyx128
>thought that blueglass laugh came from my house
can you copyright speedrun routes desu ?
>get wr with epic new route
>some autist just spams it till he shaves a few ms off by cutting corners better
>lose wr to your own shit
>>127393935
Mental illness.
>>127393681What will happen to me?
>>127393978
no talking about ANYTHING off topic*
*unless it's off topic that I agree with
>>127393935
because the mod/s are being tumblrina sjws
and we're triggering them.
>>127393935
A guy from tumblr submitted a janitor application and somehow it got through so now he's deleting all posts that disagree with his mental illness
who HYPE for bloodborne here?
why are they clapping for someone wasting his money?
posting in a moderated thread
Don't worry family, he will go to bed soon and we will once again be free. Not American free either.
>>127394073
Not me, BB speedruns are the most boring fucking thing in existence
>>127394037
kek
Cosmo "Wanda" Wright
Cuck
Tranny
What's your trigger moderator kun?
>>127393986
getting a wr with an epic route doesnt mean its a good speedrun, copyrighting said thing to prevent better runs is just absolutely laughable.
Reminder, speedrunning is about playing games fast, if you want recognition, do that
>state of the jani right now
Stay triggered you SJW scum. Liberalism is a mental illness, and you will be first to go on the day of the rope/Trump's Inauguration
C
>>127394037
Fairy Lawyer?
>>127394168
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Streisand+Effect
>mfw this would've been over like 30 posts ago and we'd be shitposting about the runs
