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>GAS THE BOX, MAP WAR NOW
>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA [Embed]
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc
>New player guide
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/General_Help
>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/
>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://ss13.undo.it:7777
>Test server
byond://ss13.nexisonline.net:1336
>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13
>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.pomf.se/forum/
http://ss13.pomf.se/index.php/bans
http://ss13.undo.it/logs/
>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"
>Map renders collection: updated nightly
http://ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/
>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/
>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o [Embed]
>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/wa9fnYbg
Which non-Box map is your mapfu?
>>126968049
box, because only proud box posters can actually solve bug problems.
>>126968049
Metaclub. It's practically a carbon copy of Box.
>>126968049
Deff. I'm quite fond of it's maintenance, and the bar's nice and spacious.
>>126967907
Daily Reminder: There are 4 kudzu packets in deff's maint along with a giant spider (keep in mind these are still broken) AND bats.
>>126968105
>implying it's not just the adminbus and their alts doing that
>>126968314
If that were true, they would have been able to do it without boxbabbie help ;^)
>>126968269
Better make that bug report then.
>>126968049
Meta, because it's box but better
>>126968494
>implying that will do anything
Several times already, the proposed map changes were poo-pooed with "it's supposed to be like that". The natural response to people giving their criticism you demanded from them. "It's fine".
>>126968269
What's broken about giant spiders?
Also, default kudzu is laughable, it can't even hurt you.
>>126968653
>kudzu can't hurt you
We'll SEE about THAT
>>126968768
The default kudzu can't. It literally can only inject you with anti-toxin.
>>126968883
damn your qualifying remarks.
>>126968049
Box > Meta > Deff >>> Taxi
Taxi could be my favourite but it needs bigger stations.
>>126969094
taxi is currently the worst but could be the best if the stations were reworked and there was some way to manually walk between them.
A terrestrial taxi would be fucking amazing. All the unobservedness of maintenance halls, with the expansiveness of the great outdoors.
Ghlor here. Fuck the tripcode.
Long story short ive requested to be removed from the admin team.
I wont be returning.
Its time to become someone successful. I wish you all the best, spessmen.
Adios.
>>126968269
And space bear
>>126969236
It's the birth of a new Sarca, calling it now.
>>126967413
we just want to go back to voting so we can play box 24/7
I'll report bugs just to fill up the bug tracker even if they aren't real bugs
>>126969236
>becoming successful
THE TRAITOR
THE FOOL
THE COWARD
HOW DARE HE CHOOSE MONEY OVER 2D AUTISTIC SPESS MEN?
>>126969226
>>126969094
snow taxi
Do it
>>126969236
>admin quits after a few months of being admin
This is why we get autistic niggers as admins because we make them quit and realize what they are doing with their lives.
>>126968607
I don't believe you. Knowing your criticism, it was either phrased poorly or gave no way of fixing them.
>>126969236
Isn't what you said last time?
>>126969236
GET OUT
>>126969236
You aren't the first to be driven off
The cycle continues
>>126969650
>driven off
No, if that was the case he would have leff the first time.
>>126969236
Don't
>>126969393
Dolla dolla > waifus
>>126969331
Nah dude i dont shitpost with a name/trip
>>126969570
Stickyban me faggot i dare you. See what happens. No balls
I sorta wish all the non-box maps had better camera coverage.
Like, all of them say fuck you to AIs and security for... I dunno why.
>tfw seen as a Boxbabby because I bug reported problems I thought would make the maps I like better
>since all the non-Box maps are lacking and really showing their age
>as nobody updates them as much as they do Box
>and I believe now's the best time to update those maps, seeing as maps are now the focus of attention
I mean, some of the maps don't even have a Vox outpost since they were made before Vox were around, and I think Heist is still in rotation. That's how outdated some of the maps are.
I was told my ban was only 3 days, it should have ended by now, I checked the ban list and it got changed to a week long ban... why?
>>126969861
It's hard to notice cameras unless you're in game as an AI, post missing areas
>>126969980
Defficiency and taxi are both especially bad with this.
Deff because it practically celebrates everything being unmonitored maintenance, and taxi because it gives no visual hints as to the direction of the other stations, and relies on the bullshit camera jump functions, which should be avoided for a suite of ease of use and GUI bug reasons.
FUCK BOX
FUCK BOX
FUCK BOX
>2 hour round
>>126970362
What can I say, box is well built and stable from ages of proper testing.
>>126970428
>implying it wasn't people going out of their way not to make the station uninhabitable
Calling it now, bombing or plasmaflood within the first half hour of next round so it can be box time.
>>126968049
Deff, all else are trivial shit.
Remove taxi.
>>126970706
if that were the case, the admins can deal with it.
winkey face.
>66 players online
D-dead server, right guys?
>>126970879
winter break has its benefits.
>>126969885
Boxbabbies are the people who refuse to make bugreports and suicide roundstart when the map isn't box.
You're not a boxbabby.
>>126971095
No, boxbabbies are the people that were always cried about when box was voted.
I mean, they used it every single time. Are you telling me they're wrong?
>>126969953
Because the shitmins are corrupt. Just evade the ban on a VM.
>>126969885
>>126971095
Actually, all the bug reports are coming from boxbabies, since none were being made before the box babies were forced to migrate.
You had your chance to be seen as a non-box-baby, and you blew it. Now you're box baby forever.
This is the punishment for your past sloth.
>>126970879
>none of them rampantly bitching and forcing a shuttlecall to get back to Box
I guess when the masses are given freedom of choice of maps through mapvote, those same people prefer to do nothing, voting box.
>>126969953
Hi, Celt thought you didn't have a history of shittery because your notes didn't reflect it. But your ban history says otherwise, considering you've non-antag bombed before, not to mention a list of other shittery you got banned for.
So, better shape up once your ban is over, boyo. Next time's likely to be of hte permanent kind.
>>126971329
I didn't know that looking at github could show you whether or not a given bug report was from a "boxbaby".
You're full of shit.
>>126971448
Very perceptive. Occasionally, nobody voted at all. Use it or lose it, fuckers.
>>126971247
>corrupt
Dank. No point in being corrupt since they dont get paid for it/dont play enough to have metafriends to fluff
>>126971573
Sorry anon. I know it causes you anger to know you are a box baby now.
But by refusing to assist in bugfixing until FORCED to play on other maps, you have shown yourself a conclusive boxbaby.
would you nerds shut the fuck up with your god damned force meme "box baby"
>t. someone who plays every map
>>126971329
Have you considered the possibility that people who wanted to play maps other than Box, couldn't play maps other than Box, and that's why they couldn't make bug reports?
I mean, this is pretty basic logic.
Shitcurity again, Hurdy did literally nothing wrong and got murdered for being a Ling.
I try to bring his head back and Medbay won't clone him because "he did bad stuff"
>>126971759
Except history shows that other maps were voted for occasionally.
You had your chance. You blew it. Now you're a boxbaby.
Shoulda been part of the master-race of all map bugfixers like I was.
>>126971573
>a bug that literally prevents you from voting unless you hunt for the god damn tab
>use it or lose it
>>126971801
he was a confirmed changeling, do you think im suicidal enough to revive someone who has a high chance to just kill and eat me on the spot?
>>126971573
>Occasionally, nobody voted at all. Use it or lose it, fuckers.
There have been several times when that happened after everyone was busy shitposting in OOC chat at round end,I would be the only one with the audacity to vote, and i would vote Taxi.
>>126971850
>history shows that other maps were voted for occasionally.
History also shows bug reports, also ocassionally.
I feel like there's two and two to be put together here.
>>126971850
It's official, "boxbaby" is now a completely meaningless term.
>>126971863
Your fault for not looking for said tab in the first place. Clearly you didn't care enough about the map selection to put in the effort.
>>126971921
He wasn't though, you fucking mong. Did you even read the endgame report?
>>126971921
You can just borg a ling or kill and clone it wont be dangerous then and you can keep that player in the round.
>>126971801
>security against an antag
I mean it's security job mang, that ling was stupid to be caught in the first place.
That's the way of the game.
>>126971801
I did exactly as I was told as the borg
I for one am proud to be a boxbaby, as we are the ones called for when bugs need finding and fixing.
>join late
>do janitor stuff, then get moved to robotics
>get a head fro sec
>realize there are no surgery tools in robotics
>broken window suspects break in
>whatever, medbay's right there
>take head I need brain taken out of to surgery
>say I need the brain to be borged
>doctor asks why
>say sec said so
>calls me a dolt and says no, takes head
>go to a nurse and explain whats going on
>see doc drag body to surgery
>oh fuck no
>he puts the head on the bod as I tell him not to
>tells me to slob on his knob
I just don't know.
> Intentionally singuloosed, the posted in the thread about it during the round. By his own account it was done intentionally to fuck people over. Goodbye shitter.
> Functionally retarded brain addled griffon. Blew up medbay not an antag fuck off forever
> Fuck off freshmaniscoolman
> Griefing. Fireaxed someone to death twice because they said "fuck you" (was warned to NOT fucking do this the first time) when the victim popped out of cryo. Had all of deadchat watch this guy with me and he just ran around stealing shit like surgery equipment and being a general shitter as an engineer. There was no power for a long period of time and this little cunt didn't even bother lifting a finger. Appeal on http://ss13.pomf.se/forum/ if you think you deserve it.
> TGstation mirror ban: go be a shitter somewhere else
> As HoP, Worked alongside the HoS In order to kill the detective because... He was on the Central command report. All of this when no admins were on and shitter safari. Also randomly searching people during code green because they're on the report. Fuck off.
> Fuck off, we don't want you here.
> Was a complete greytiding arse as playerage 0 and account age req. 80% sure of metagaming with muhheritage but I gave that guy the benefit of the doubt due to his notes being pretty clean. You on the other hand can feck off elsewhere.
> Go be retarded elsewhere
> Threatened another person with metagrudge IC again, this isn't fuckin nox you massive faggot and we don't like your kind around here.
> Griefer - Killed botanist with a grenade as non-antag. You're not coming back here faggot. You got tempbanned for a week already for killing a revhead as a rev in the last round. Fuck off to Nox.
> Griefing faggot, we don't want your kind around here.
etc.
Why do the admins on this server act so immature and unprofessional? Is this the long-term effect of being an UNPAID ADMIN for a shitty SS13 server?
>mime changling!
>fuck, no easy way to get genomes
>decide to griff it up with steal take genome and transform other
>start transforming people at random
>some guy gets blown up in maint above tcomms
>take him to medbay (after sucking him off)
>there's a hole in the wall so I can just walk in and take a void suit
>do so because no pressure
>hear sec talking about a stolen void suit
>go to give it to them
>walk up to the desk
>"CRIMINAL SIGHTED, THE MIME HAS, TAKE HIM DOWN!"
>HoS rushes me with an e-gun and cuffs me
>make no attempt to resist even though I know it's coming
>after this some greytider trys to drag me away
>HoS gets him
>decided to transform the HoS as a joke
>"HOLY FUCK CHANGLINGS"
>after dragging us both in they decide the assistant is a ling
>Security borg, warden and HoS proceed to valid him on the spot
>EVEN THE BORG
Jesus Christ.
How does it feel to know you beat a human to death on asimov, sec borg?
>>126972154
>Why do the admins on this server act so immature and unprofessional?
>unprofessional
Because it's not our profession.
>>126972002
nope
>>126972282
But the admins on this server spend a ridiculously high amount of time on this unpaid job. It's essentially a de facto occupation.
okay
funnest job
go
>>126972009
>>126971921
>confirmed changeling
>that ling
The guy wasn't a ling, retards.
>>126972196
I wasn't on ASIMOV
>>126972409
THEY DO IT FOR FREE
>>126972431
Chem desu, just do your shit, acid people in the fucking face if they piss you off, work with hydro to make lethal chilli grenades.
>>126972431
assistant
>>126972154
I've never been banned from this server before (other than stickybans being fucked up). I think the policy of permabanning with "appeal on the forums if you don't want a perma" in order to feel like a self-entitled shit as people grovel at your feet is disgusting.
>>126972431
griff mime
>everyone talking about lings and shit
>latejoined, finished a space pod and fucked off to the DJ station
>played tunes made announcements and interviewed crew members
Felt good, but I should have done more really
TELL ME ABOUT THE SHITMINS, WHY DO THEY WORK FOR FREE?
>>126972118
what you think happened
>Oh no! People vote box! F-fucking boxbabbies, let's force them to play other maps so that they can gallantly make bugreports about the maps, for us!
what happened
>WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE WE PLAYING META SUICIDE SUCCUMB
>Hey guys, I bombed everything so that the shuttle would be called earlier, I did my best :^)
>[meanwhile, the people that wanted to play meta don't even get to play meta because of this shit]
>>Okay, let's play meta now and when you find precisely what's shit, then you can tell us about it. Don't bother bombing shit again because then we're playing Deff.
>>126972431
Whichever jobs let you run around and do whatever you like to some extent. assistant, clown, mime, librarian, janitor, chaplain
>>126972480
all i kept hearing during the first half of the round is "hurdy is a changeling" then a bunch of sec show up and decapitate him then tell me not to put him back together.
what was it that you expected me to do?
i tried to take him to robotics so he could atleast be borged, but then that shit with the plasma happened so i just threw his head at their window and scrammed
>>126972636
most likely daddy/mommy issues or control issues, could also be inflated ego/god complex
>>126972673
Sorry anon, us gallant and noble boxbabies are here to save you from yourself.
You could not handle bug reports on your own, so we are here to take the credit.
We need a containment unit for boxbabbies
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>126972848
How can I make bugreports if I don't even get to play the map
Think about it
the test server is all black with weird sprites and no UI, is that me or is it broken?
>>126972636
I genuinely don't want to see my favorite server devolve into the shitpile it would inevitably turn into without any moderation.
>>126972901
You got your chances and chose not to during those times.
It's OK though, because big boy boxbabbies are here to clean your diaper and do your bug reports for you.
>>126972991
What times
>>126972962
what a cuck
UNPAID
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>>126972991
I love how the same people who scream and cry and suicide when the map is even slightly different are the same ones asserting that they're the professional, mature players.
>>126972520
>Appeal on the forums if you want your ban lifted is self-entitled
We do that for three particular reasons :
>The person logs out before we can intervene, he has to come to the forum to explain himself, otherwise we assume he has come to the server solely to grief, and that's a reason to Perma
>Obvious griefing when no admins are on
>Known shitler, enabling use of Rule 0
>>126973178
>the map is even slightly different
>taxi
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>126973051
Why, the times every day when non-box maps were voted.
Instead of playing on them or trying to repair them, you chose to allow shuttle calls to go on, and then vote for box again. Every time. You never even made bug reports during the time you had.
No, it's up to us fine and noble box denizens to fill the reports for you.
>>126973178
It's weird, I know. It's strange we have to be the ones to pull the weight around here.
>>126973178
N3X15 please, as much as the other maps need testing, Taxi CANNOT HOLD more than 30 players
You NEED to account for population when choosing maps, like how it's accounted for choosing gamemodes
>>126973396
I know that, which is why Celt is going to convert it into a terrestrial map capable of holding more people.
>>126973178
How long are we staying on random map, N3X?
And please get rid of Taxi if there are more than 20 players.
>>126973482
cool, sounds great, mission accomplished, back to votes now
>>126973482
We need a fix NOW, for the love of God
Why don't we make Taxi like /tg/'s dorf mode? We can have shuttles that lead to small staging rooms with supplies and have MoMMI spawn there to help out. The autists can build while the powergamers valid.
Ok you fucks how about this.
>I would propose a vote system where after each round a map is assigned a % chance based on the proportion of votes it got in that particular vote. This way even the minority maps would get played proportionately to their playerbase.
>>126973482
N3X you know taxi's problem is an easy fix right? Literally just expand each station by a tile or 2. The problem is cramped spaces that need atleast 1 more tile to function properly.
>>126973690
go away Oranges that doesn't fix the core issue
>>126973690
That's better than the current vote system.
If 10% of the players really want to play Deff, we should play Deff 10% of the time instead of never
Fuck your dog bitch. You hear me FUCK YOU
>>126973690
Would support
>>126973661
>dorf mode on /vg/
not even once. any attempts at making a working station from scratch would be met 2 minutes in by welderbombs, mass suicides and some guy in cargo breaking the shuttle.
>>126973916
i fucking hate ian, gr8 job m8
>>126973482
The walls better be ice themed.
Igloo Station.
Fuckyeah.
>>126973916
ICK OOC
>>126973832
> easy fix!
> Just add lots of tiles and completely break atmos, wiring, and layout even more than it already is!
Things are a bit more complicated than that. Which rooms would receive the tiles? Where would the tiles go? How would you rearrange the rooms and hallways affected by their expanding neighbors?
>>126973832
Which areas need space the most? For example, genetics looks really cramped, but on the other hand, geneticists hardly move at all.
Here are my picks for enlarging:
>Botany
>Kitchen
>Bar
>B R I G (every part of it)
>Detective
>Theater
>QM office
>IAA office
>Library
>Xenobiology
>Janitor
The rest seems okay to me. Did I miss anything?
>>126973690
+1 upvoted liked subscribed
>>126973916
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
NO ONE ICKY OCKIES ON MY WATCH
>>126973690
or how about we vote on which map we want to play and then play that map?
>>126974241
this
>>126974095
I vote we take taxiAND PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE
>>126974241
>>126974389
Too bad that this isn't a democracy.
help
>>126974429
N3X I am fucking pleading you, Taxi is unsalvageable, remove it now
>>126974429
f u
>>126974429
sounds like a quick way to stop people from playing on your server
>>126974429
nobody asked you
>>126974429
As evidenced by Berlin, we know.
>>126974443
uninstall some update can't remember
>He votes Box on the internet
>He takes his opinion very seriously
>He does it for free
>He will never branch out and try new forms of fun
>He will never be a healthy weight
>He will never have a girlfriend
>>126974663
w-well i suppose that's semi helpful.
which update and how do i remove it
i wish all these new people who got spoiled by this stupid map voting system would fuck off.
literally a plague on this server.
>>126974106
>>126974106
No one?
Not a single person?
I got it P E R F E C T on the first try?
>>126974739
>he will only know the coin locations of Box because that is the only form of power he has in his pathetic life
>>126974739
>new forms of fun
i think you mean different flavors of shit.
maybe if the other maps weren't almost all awful you'd see them played more. ever consider that? nah of course you havent you'll just sit there whining about box forever instead of making an actual good map for us to try out a "new form of fun"
>>126974106
your proposal is inadequate. the only fix for taxi is to go back in time and kill the person who made it before he gets a chance.
>>126975010
>He votes Box on the internet
>He takes his opinion very seriously
>He does it for free
>He will always shitpost in the thread
>He'll just sit there whining about other maps forever
>He will never map
>He will never have friends
>He will never have a reasonably sized dick
>He will never get yellow gloves
>>126975184
>He will always shitpost in the thread
The irony is outstanding. The only people I ever, ever see shitposting and whining and throwing a fucking hissyfit about maps are you anti-box fags. I love the one faggot who always comes in the server, sees its box, and starts throwing a shitfit in OOC about how much he hates box and how he refuses to play the game. Think his name was Guy_Incog or something. Absolutely hilarious.
>>126974429
>Github is now filled with actual bug reports about the maps
I love you eggman
>>126974519
TAXI HAS BEST TOXINS SCIENCE!
TRY PLAYING AN INVOLVED CLASS YOU GREYTIDING SHITTERBOX
Taxi legitimately needs a third taxi though
>>126975420
Watch.
Right after this.
Get this.FEATURE FREEZEWith the forced random map
>>126969236
>Ghlor finally gone
there truly is justice in the world
>>126975361
>He votes Box on the internet
>He takes his opinion very seriously
>He does it for free
>He will always cry impotently about going back in time to kill map makers
>He will always suicide off station as blob
>He will always instantly call the shuttle to change the map
>He will always claim these things were done by antiboxfags
>He will never have creativity
>He will never have intelligence
>He will never think freely
>He's just a boxbaby
>>126974443
go in internet properties in your control panel, go in security settings and enable the activeX options
>>126975361
That's because the effects of the BooBooBox are actively seen on the server. Some suicide, some do shit to force round end, some leave for an hour, some observe and shitpost in OOC for solid twenty minutes.
Even before the forced map rotation we had a round where the first words of the round were "AI call the shuttle, law 2". There was a time when we had blob on taxi and the shithead just jumped out of an airlock because "taxi a shit"
PSA : How to fix SS13 if it crashes when you try to launch it
http://www.byond.com/forum/?post=2008046
>>126973916
>>126973975
>hating/killing Ian
>>126975852
>w-we don't shitpost on purpose we do it because we're forced to
>>126973916
Favor the ick ock eh? Don't worry, we can see you are the engineer on the floor because of the cone of vision.
>>126975852
>make bad maps with dumb gimmicks
>get ass shattered when people don't like it
How taxi, without the shuttles and being on a snow planet, that would be something.
>>126948537
Nice dude, thanks
>>126969236
It must suck to be a shitmin.
I mean it. I don't mean to be condescending here, I sincerely feel that it must suck.
Putting hours of your time wrangling tards and having them hate you for it. Even worse must be knowing that they hate you because you yourself KNOW you're a shitmin.
I'm sorry.
Okay so, as an assistant. How do I find people to help? Is there some sort of heirarchy as to who's most important to assist?
>>126976985
Follow sec officers around. Assist them by applying cable bolas and floortiles to any antags.
>>126975630
>>126976985
>>126977120
Do this and get deputised as a Security Assistant.
You can also go to science and ask science if they need a hand.
>>126974525
A democracy is a fundamentally flawed system. The majority are idiots. A benevolent dictatorship is the far superior government, and N3X15 knows this to be true.
Piss off, plebe.
>>126977326
cool
but people will stop playing
>>126977404
>boxbabbies will leave
we didn't need you, 60 peak pop is about 20 too much IMO
>>126977404
No they won't.
The shitters might. But 20-30 pop is the sweet spot anyway.
Anybody got the lewd version of this? Thanks.
Found a bug
If you're in a locker on a tile the shuttle arrives on, the shuttle will destroy the locker and not gib you
>>126972132
>dolt
DoctorMad being a Bad Doctor
goobye serb
Why was the chemist last round such shit?
he was just standing around with a cane refusing to do anything and pushing people around.
>>126977909
please
Awww. At least I had a demon corgi, spawn of the 9th layer of Hell.
New Clown instructional video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVevvbFNKiY
Good raiding all around. Vox listened, didn't go off and die, nobody entered the station except when absolutely necessary, and we got dem fucken guns and dat fucken silver and got out.
>>126977910
Taxi shuttles aren't meant to gib
Well I'm stuck with the dreaded 'downloading all resources for no reason' thing so I can't ask in the lobby, but how do you pick up things like mice and corgis
>>126978303
No, the escape shuttle. I've done it twice now. Destroys locker instead of gibbing.
>>126978395
Oh.
Cool beans.
>People who steal the IDs of patiients
>>126977909
No, but I have a small handful of other lewds of a robutt who may or may not count as a SS13 borg.
>>126978526
Would you be a great dude and share?
>>126978517
I do that as roboticist because well, their fucking borgs now.
>>126977496
20 -30 pop is the best true.
We just need more custom event made by good admin/game masters.
Also random shit or things made by shitadmins are fun as fuck.
>>126969236
https://youtu.be/4MKoU5LiAIE
F
What if the standard borg had a lost-and-found bin so they could store IDs and such
>>126978301
Why do I always fucking miss the vox raider rounds. Fuck!
>>126977909
https://archive.loveisover.me/foolfuuka/boards/d/image/1435/07/1435076198130.jpg
No, I did not find the mediborg one that was part of this series.
>>126973965
It was meant as one part autist one part valid since normal taxi would still be running but with the excess players (hopefully) building.
>want to play spacemen game without gimmicky maps
>forced to play in:
>deff whose literally only defining feature is shitty unmaintained abandoned maintenance tunnels (duny's representation of his own country)
>spacelocked station who may only be travelled via "taxis" that can be easily disabled or obtaining an EVA suit which is restricted to specific access jobs
>box but not box
god damn dude fuck this meme
>>126980015
This is what we get for wanting various good maps.
GIMMICKS AND BULLSHIT.
>>126980015
>>126980138
Nexis is floundering a little there.
Must be because he relies on the boxbaby for all his bugfixing.
>>126980138
Too much hair
>>126978019it was actually yahir
I'm still confused desu
>>126980015
what is wrong with box but not box?
So are flashes ranged now?
>>126981219
Mounted flashers are
Hey supplementary videos guy, swap out that cargo tech video with quartermaster and use this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GleHfIl_UHk
>>126977910
I think you can also survive a bomb like this
I think
Anyway, it's a harmless gimmick at best, probably safe to leave in
>>126981418
this one for assistant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPvmIxu-LSA
>>126980604
i never heard you say "security told me to have its brain removed"
All I heard you repeat was "I need the brain out"
If I have a chance to bring a person who I dont know is going to go apeshit and kill everyone when back in a human body, then I will always opt for that.
Then you told me "No, don't do that. That isn't what I wanted you to do" so I did it just to spite you because I figured you wanted to take some potential ling victim to be put in a borg.
Is this clarification enough?
>>126981418
This one should be cargo tech
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBs455jwb8w
>>126982449
I repeatedly told you don't fucking do that, sec said to Borg him. I said it when you were dragging the body to surgery, I said it when you were getting the body ready, and I said it right before you put the head on. I also remember you responded to me when I said sec gave me the rain, because you then said, "slob on my knob."
>>126972717
>>126971801
Its all water under the bridge now, but you were right. Round end info went to show that I wasn't a ling. Sec executed me without any evidence (borg being the one to initiate the execution), and then released the true ling who stung the HoS with polymorph. Had I ahelped, it would have been a jobban in the least. Only one antag died that round. Pretty shit security that round.
Help. It won't let me use the space bar or send messages either.
>>126978628
Here they are. Now that I have a better look at them, they don't look that much like SS13 borgs but hey, lewd is lewd.
http://imgur.com/a/swcis
>>126982976
If a non-sec officer came up to you and told you "Security told me to do this, and I need you to remove a brain from a decapitated head I found.", would you want to risk getting in trouble for removing a player from the round permanently if the other party was to instead turn the brain into a cake or a burger?
>>126983580
if said person was a roboticist, yes.
>>126984096
MDs arent roboticists, medbay isnt robotics.
If there wasnt a roboticist in robotics, which lead him to come to medbay to ask a MD, then what did he plan to do once the brain was out?
Without robotics access he cant get to the MMIs, he cant put it in a borg body.
All he has is a brain.
alright any time i try to open the server in byond, dream seeker crashes, any fixes?
ENGINEERING IN CHARGE OF SUPERMATTER
Roleplaying as a slow alien chef is the best shit, i've been only playing for a day and this is still the best use of my time.
>>126984731
I'm confused what your saying.
I was a roboticist. I became one after the HoP told me that the slot was open because the old one had gone missing. I went into robotics and received a head from security to be borged. I then realized I had no surgical tools, someone had stolen them. I then went to medbay and asked if I could just get into surgery because the tools I needed were in there. A doctor let me into the main area but not into surgery, which is when I saw you. You asked what I needed, I said I needed the brain to be taken out so it could be borged as sec had told be to do. You took the head, said no, and then ran off. I looked for another doctor for help. I then saw you drag a body towards surgery. I realized what was happening too late, and unable to get into surgery. Instead, I went to he observation and told you to stop and not attach the head. Cue "slob on my knob." And you attached it out of spite. All I needed was someone to let me in to take out the brain or just take out the brain for me and give it back so I could put it in a MMI.
>>126983431
That means the game hasn't finished loading yet
>>126986057
All of this could have been prevented with better communication ingame instead of complaining in the thread.
Walking up and repeatedly asking to "Remove the brain" doesn't qualify as good communication.
What you should have done to avoid this miscommunication was be more clear, such as "Hello, I am the roboticist. All of my tools were stolen and I need you to remove the brain from this head for me so I may borg it"
>>126986057
Not to mention you can print all the tools necessary for borging in the autolathe in science
Hey joe, fuck your goat.
>>126986768
>Hello, I am the roboticist
Shouldn't you have been able to read his ID to see what he was?
>>126986025
Chef is indeed very comfy, it's an easy job and you can do gimmicks. Plus, unlike the bartender, it's practically guaranteed people will visit you. Tips:
>Basic cooking crates from cargo have 200 flour, 100 milk, and 12 eggs. Order some in advance if you have no botanists.
>Cook a chocolate coin (or acquire any other coin) and stick it in your vendor to get a baster, which helps measure shit
>Destroy food vending machines (screwdriver then crowbar, ideally steal the circuitboard) to force people to visit you
Important advice webm: https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1451533285413.webm
FUCK WHY AM I ALWAYS CAPTAIN I HAVE CYBORG ON HIGH AND CAPTAIN ON MEDIUM
>>126986920
That does not make Yahir less of a faggot. See
>>126987059, or the fucking crew manifest which would have clearly said "Roboticist".
You ought to go back to being a greyshit.
>>126987101
Head roles take priority, turn captain to low.
>>126987059
Clarification is key as well with communication.
Did you just ignore the entire post?
>>126987101
The game picks heads before it picks any job. It looks for the person with the highest pref for that head role and gives it to them. This way head roles are more likely to fill.
>trying out the new xenobotony
This is cool
too bad its going to be a while till I manage to pull anything off with it
Superweed someday
>>126987101
game selects a head of staff first, before it picks jobs
>keep losing connection for god knows what
>reconnect
>come back to this
>>126987161
>atleast 20 husks coming in medbay
>both chemists leave chem and never return
>only doctor while CMO is being held in the brig for 10 minutes for being ID stung
>guilty of the crime of being a "faggot" because you didnt read one guys ID who wasnt clear about the reasoning behind his intentions and wasnt even wearing the roboticists jumpsuit
if you say so, anon
>>126987161
>round after round performs half medbay functions by himself
>should go back to greytide because he didnt want to borg someone on roboticist words alone.
Dont lose the surgery tools next time.
How was medbay that round? I thought we did good?
Bullying that janitor was so much fun
>>126987965
>round after round performs half medbay functions by himself
Completely irrelevant. He's also near the apex of dindu shittery. and nowhere near that valuable to medbay if there's any one other decent doctor on
>>126972196
>after sucking him off
E R P
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>>126971483
Senaats lying, been banned ten times, still no perma
next update will have player limits on the maps
box is no limit
deff is minimum of 25 players
meta is minimum of 15 players
taxi is maximum of 25 players
values can be changed easily
>>126988224
>any decent doctor
Name 3
>>126988569
Me
Not you
My alt
>>126988563
neat
>>126988563
so lowpop will be box or taxi
midpop all but deff
highpop is all but taxi
nice
>>126988563
But pomf, meta is better for hipop
>>126989414
Meta is still allowed in highpop just not lowpop
>>126988563
Oh hey, look, its the thing you should of had before forcing maps on the players.
I really like how that got merged in with no PR.
>>126989817
>boohoohoo
>>126989817
Yes my commits are fueled by your tears
>>126988563
Box - no limit
Deff - 25 players
meta - 25 players
taxi - 15 players
>>126988563
Thanks mom!
>>126989964
25 seems a bit high for box thats slightly more open but overall the same size.
>>126989935
Did you have a nice christmas?
>>126989964
Nah, meta is fine on 15
And also
>can't play Taxi with one person in each job
>still too many roles even if you get rid of all heads, assistants, librarian, iaa, bartender, qm, chemist, paramedic, and cyborgs
lel
>>126990831
was alright, ate lots of nice sweet things, got new toasty sweat pants. how was yours?
>>126988563
Those numbers are goodgive box a minimum of 8 players
>>126990972
I worked, but it was nice otherwise. Glad to see you are doing well. Thanks for keeping the server alive.
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/7413
Question
How come...
>sec officers securing the locker in arrivals roundstart in case an antag takes it is not only perfectly valid, but is in fact sanctioned by Probe
>assistant/engineer making scrubgloves round-start is practically expected
>chemist making leporazinebicard superpills roundstart in case of plasmafludd is considered being competent
>chemist making thermite roundstart "just in case" is fine and dandy
But...
>disconnecting plasma from distro roundstart, because it can literally only ever be used for plasmafludd, and accomplishes literally nothing except preventing plasmafludd, is bannable
Why?
>>126991447
It's not, I disconnect that every shift I play as an atmos tech, I've been playing for 2 years and people consider me a good player (I'm not saying this to brag, just to make it clear that I'm not loaded up with notes or some shit)
>>126988563
Brilliant
>>126991632
The wiki says it's bannable tho. If it isn't, it should be updated.
>>126991447
because sec can handle a lost taser
assistants and engis can spare some glubs
chemist can make more pills
but if you stop atmos, you are cutting out a malf AI's tools that it can't easily recover, even with an engiborg
it's like if you found a way to perma delete the nuke disk during nuke ops
>>126990972
I dropped a few thousand on one of these and a nice jewellery case for it.
>>126991839
Go nuts, you have my permission
>>126991848
That reminds me, actually. Stuffing the nukedisk in a box with six mousetrap polyacid 9dev bluespace slime core grenade bomb canisters is PERFECTLY VALID for a Captain as well. And I would say that it's a lot harder to recover that disk now than it is for an engiborg to place 3 pipes.
>>126991839
Why dont you just put a manual valve in series. Then the ai can still stop a carbon flood but cant start its own.
>>126992234
Because I've also stopped carbons from fludding, get a more fun shuttlecaller that doesn't lag the server to shit. If the carbon is competent enough to connect it back, presumably they could forego any valves altogether.
